50 Of The Funniest Memes From This IG Account

Don't forget the people who would intentionally let themselves get bitten, to show everyone it was a conspiracy

Don't ask my houseplants how that worked out for them.

"It silences the voices that want to make me do unspeakable things, like telling me that I should work for Amazon"

His rolls make another frog face on his belly.

Or cat 😸

Can confirm. Walking down Tottenham Court Road, London, trying to explain to my friend that the water, “tasted fuzzy…you know, slightly furry…fuzzy…”

Now this one is quite funny. Good one!

Gas lighter. Water heavier. See Spot run. Run coward run. I hunger.

correct

I worked at MySpace, and we were literally told on day one to remember that our customers were the advertisers, not the users. There were plenty of ads, I promise.

"Pedal to the floor Betty!"

You do realize that Boys in middle school are almost certainly the dumbest thing on the planet. Following by boys in Jr High, then High school and then ...

But you guys look so happy

Makes me want some Sleepytime tea!

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She may have been funny her The Office days, but now she's just a hack who literally inserts herself into characters that no one likes in shows that no one likes (e.g. Velma)

I was told “You deserve so much better” by his mom. Made me feel nice.

Those are actually the cheap noises to fix. When the car makes NO noise, that’s when it gets expensive.

"A refill on the snacks please"

Or breathes.

BURN THAT HOUSE NOW AAAAAAA

At least it’s not large pink fuzzy bunny pajamas made by your aunt who thinks you’re perpetually 6 years old.

Do you at least have the high ground?

My depression works opposite. Not that it works.

But look! You did your hair! Good job.

I didn't turn my AC off in Baghdad for 15 months...

For a moment, I thought the red blood cells were Spaghetti-O's.

She should have eaten carbs.

I can "withstand" that look ALL day and ALL night if all you did was flip the tip screen.

If you have just one friend make it a friend like this

Every so slightly illegal but I’ll let it slide because you’re being a good person to your friends

Lmao this is the best one easily

Umm this is a common thing? How do you explain yourself? Lol "My phone glitches and takes screenshots randomly?"

I know this is Chris Pine, but I swear in this picture he looks like a woman I used to work with years ago.

I have no idea how I did it, but I hadn't heard her song once this season. Great

Once read a post on here from a doctor referring to that machine as the Donut of Truth. Just thought yall should be privy to that much-more-fun new name for an MRI machine

Yeah I don’t think that’s gonna make it a league, let alone 20,000

seems legit

Funny enough, insane people often have some good advice

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I'm a Woman and if my Woman wore that for me when I walked in the door she would get whatever she damn wanted from me.

This is how my entire friend group talks to each other. ITS AMAZING.

I would have liked to have been in a relationship.

A chrousers - half chair half trousers

goodmornin'

Yeah, I've finally gotten there. My Asian blood is starting to lose it's magic. lul

no

Except the instant one of you doesn't work there anymore you've zero in common.

This is really good.

My 23 yo says this all of the time! living in nyc as a dental assistant

Somewhere there's a kid named exactly that.

The only good company called Spirit

Oftentimes that hits harder, lol

But it be way cool if you could pull off that coming back to life trick.

Satan probablly doesn't judge if you were naughty or nice

Man,I love Ilana.

For some reason, this makes me think of Jackie from That 70s Show.

Primary school sucked worse for me than my current job, and I say this as someone whose current job has a batshît workload for about half the year.

My PMS mood change is on the house calendar. That way my husband and I can look and say oh that's what's going on. Or I can act up and point to it and say it's not my fault it's hormones. Win win.

I don't use Spotify. Can someone please explain?

Being fake at its best

That is one enormous egg then

Wait a bit longer, be a step grandma

Covering up another comment, not everyone's humor is the same and it's alright if yours is really different

Jesus Christ

We all are at this point. May as well partner up!

I mean you're not obliged to date them just because they've been into you for years. Also, you can meet a person you have instant chemistry with. Happened with me multiple times. At least one of those instant sparks led to a long relationship. Currently in another one which also started with an instant spark.