“Meme God”: 50 Hilarious Memes From This IG Page That Might Awaken Your Last Brain Cell
Interview With ExpertStress is one of those things that can do us in silently. Although it's extremely common (80% of workers in the U.S. report feeling stress, according to the American Institute of Stress), not everyone knows how to deal with it. We can take mental health walks, meditate, exercise more, and socialize with friends and family.
We can also try perusing the net for some funny content if we're feeling down. The Instagram page Meme God is a perfect pick for that. Their content spans from silly to absurd, from funny tweets and signs to hilarious mishaps. So, scroll down if you're feeling stressed and need a good laugh.
Also, check out our interview with social media master Peg Fitzpatrick. Bored Panda reached out to her to learn more about harnessing the power of memes for marketing. It turns out that for marketers, meme fatigue has not set in that deeply yet, so it's a good way for brands to advertise their products. Read our conversation with Peg below!
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The kid standing front row, left, is completely in character. He even has an earpiece 😄, and from what I can see he is the only one having one.
He seems to have his sister's sparkly earring and chain combo, but, yeah, he's committing to the bit.
Load More Replies...I hate people who think they know what God wants and impose it on other people.
What religion is that? The obnoxious b!stard religion? Gtfo with that nonsense and let the kids play with their friends
Likely the Witnesses of Jehovah. I hope the boy will get out of the cult when he's older. My mother was a nurse at the oncology. They had a boy there she remembers quite well - parents wouldn't have him treated because God apparently wants children to have cancer. When the cancer burst a major blood vessel, he bled to death because God doesn't want you to have a blood transfusion either. It had legal repercussions for the "parents" down the line, but too late for the kid. What a miserable religion.
Load More Replies...A religion that bans wearing a costume? That puts another item on my list of idiotic religious beliefs. I am still amazed that humans continue to follow such ridiculous imaginary belief systems.
Hey, let’s be respectful of others :) a religious belief that doesn’t allow costumes isn’t hurting anyone (I’m aware that too many people misuse religion to hurt others, but this is not a situation where that is true)
Load More Replies...It might be Jehova’s Witnesses, since they don’t celebrate Halloween.
Load More Replies...Yet another problem I have with religions- not this little boy in particular, he's just a kid being made to adhere to a silly rule- but as long as you follow the rules in appearance, rather than the spirit, you're good.
Load More Replies...30+ years later and I can still remember exactly how that little coil of hate feels.
Same! My dad smoked 3 packs a day. I was sitting in his truck many years ago and pushed that little sucker in and when it popped out full of redness and burning death, I figured I should rest my thumb on it. Just like a moth that couldn't resist the beautiful light of a bug zapper.....
Load More Replies...LOL Used to be super common. Lived through the 60s/70s without burning myself. PS - if you hold them in longer manually after they pop out they get really hot.
My parents'/family members' cars still had them in the 80s, and while I never burned myself, I was occasionally burned by my bigger, older cousins if they were told to stay in the car and babysit me while the adults ran into a store for something XD I thought it was totally normal to get physically abused and bullied by my older cousins in those days...
Load More Replies...Yep. Did that in my parents' first ever brand new car. Surprising I'm stll here, really.
Wow, how old is that? I have a classic, 27 years old, and it doesn't have one...
I have a question. When does a car become a 'classic' or a 'vintage'?
Load More Replies...My son, in our minivan. I was talking to a friend on the sidewalk and saw him react, like he got burned. I got in and asked him what happened. He told me and that it didn’t hurt. I knew otherwise. We had a 30 minute drive and he started crying because it hurt so I reached my right hand behind me and held his hand until we got to the pharmacy where I bought ointment with lidocaine. A very teachable moment.
The Great grand parent of phone chargers, radar detectors etc...and the first step to lung cancer!!
As a former vaper, I now smell cotton candy or lemon cake or whatever and the urge to inhale a delicious nicotine-filled column of particle vapor that pleasantly kicks me in the throat and slowly deatroys my lungs is just... oh god. No. I'm free of it, for years now. But man when that urge comes back again... Kids, don't smoke, it's addictive and you enjoy it and that's very bad. But whatever you do, don't ever, ever, vape, because it's a 100 times more alluring and enjoyable, and a 100 worse than regular cigarettes. Man... Is this how recovering opioid addicts feel?
I know I’m just some stranger on the internet, but I’m so so so proud of you for quitting and moving on with your life ❤️
Load More Replies...more than that, it's a smell that you smell because it is coming into your nose and throat and lungs. and that smell is a cloud of chemicals that have previously been inside brad's nose/mouth, throat, and lungs.
None of the "flavors" of those things I've smelled were appealing, they were all vile.
Modern times call for modern marketing solutions. The times when you could get someone to buy a product with a fun song or a rhyme are over. Because people spend so much of their time on social media, marketers need to come up with innovative marketing strategies accordingly.
That means that a good social marketer has to be well-versed in Internet culture and its vast array of references nowadays. It's not just about catchy phrases and attention-grabbing taglines. Marketing agency Nerd Collective writes that for this generation, it's all about humanizing brands by speaking the same language as their target audience.
After working night shift for years, I can attest that this is fairly accurate
I'm a quiet morning person who was once trapped in a house of musicians and partiers. I had to get up at 3am for work some times. If they kept it down to a dull roar, i was nearly silent when i got up. If they were obnoxious, i left a turned on vacuum outside the bedroom of the worst offender and ran out the door at 4:30 am.
Unfortunately, the world works on a morning person's schedule. Night people like me have to drink a lot of coffee.
And you get shamed for not being a morning person, like you’re a lazy slob or something.
Load More Replies...Usually yes. But I once had a flatmate, who often came home at 3 or 4 am, when I were asleep, and he didn't care at all. He turned the stereo to the max or invited some random people he met in a bar for partying every couple of nights. But if I or the other flatmate made any slight sound in the morning, like talking or making coffee, he came out of his room angrily shouting.
Arghh... Those neighbours who think saturdaymorning 7.30 am is a great time to start mowing the lawn and doing some handy work... 🤬
It's flipped in my house. The night people do whatever then get super cranky if woken up in the a.m.
Same here. I get woken up at 2am without fail. But I don't make a sound until 11am
Load More Replies...That's because parents want you up and out!!
Load More Replies...Absolutely!! I tiptoe around all night, but my family loves to bang as many things as they can as loud as possible.
I fully expected to see a baby elephant in this picture! I'm tired of these photos that say one thing and show another.
Yeah, this false captioning is really getting out of hand
Load More Replies...If you go down in the woods today you're sure for a big surprise. If you go down in the woods today you better go in disguise. For every trunk that ever there was will gather there for certain because today's the day the elephants have their picnic...!
Any time you see a baby elephant, you can rest assured that there is a big angry mama elephant nearby.
Lol my favourite protest sign in 2016: "without immigrants Trump wouldn't have wives".
Load More Replies...This is the chemistry team! It clearly says "IChO" in the back, which is the International Chemistry Olympiad!
upvote for research, going beyond taking everything for granted
Load More Replies...Went to school in s predominantly white anglo regional city in Australia, part of my friend group was us kids from non UK immigrant families. My good friend was Australian born, parents Chinese, the only subject they cared about her passing was maths. We never knew why.
Maths is technically the most useful subject for real-world application.
Load More Replies...The young generation grew up with the Internet and smartphones, so satirical images and videos are central to Gen Z's language. We only need to look at today's most popular brand on TikTok: Duolingo. The moment the mascot started to twerk and thirst after Dua Lipa, it went straight to the top as one of the most-followed accounts on TikTok.
Nowadays, people want brands to be authentic, and in many cases, that means self-awareness. Like Ryanair's viral videos on TikTok, where they make fun of their own baggage policies and roast their customers. Marketing with memes and jokes on social media often makes brands relatable, and people appreciate the brands' attempts to empathize with their audience's everyday struggles.
Maybe it's because i live in europe but i'm super chocked with the price. 30$ for the pie ? Is that like common ?
Might be. Ordered a vegan pizza last night and it was $28, I'm in Colorado, USA.
Load More Replies...3 orders of chicken nuggets and 2 drinks? Seems like someone has visited them on their b_day. Or they're going to eat their feelings.
Try $30 for an ice cream cake from DQ! I went to pick up an ice cream cake for my mom for mother's day recently, and did not expect to pay $30 for a cake. Inflation, people
Load More Replies...i find olives to be weird and gross, especially the black ones, but i appreciate this person's candor, and also the dedication of the person who made the pizza. where the f**k is this that one pizza costs thirty bucks, though?
American walls are stupid. They are made of paper, hope, and freedom. I guess we’re free to pay more money for some paper mâché shaped like a wall! ‘Murica!
Load More Replies...Idk what's the problem of walls in US,but in my house on my little town in Catalonia , well , is like big rocks .
plasterboard? at least it wasnt a nokia, there wouldnt be a wall left for it to stick into lol
Tried to put my phone in my pocket, missed, SOMEHOW tossing it up into the air in front of me to... Compensate? For the slip? Then slapped down like it had insulted me in front of all the living universe to smash down against the concrete floor in our garage. I'm typing on it right now. The back is a wreck, the screen and everything else seems fine. I'm still so pissed at my bizzar reflexes.
Lol, I would have paid money to see that spectacle. Glad your phone is alright, though.
Load More Replies...This must be one of the newer builds, in a huge cookie cutter subdivision, all built by the cheapest labor possible, with the cheapest materials possible. Maybe it's the area I'm from, or the fact that my Dad builds custom quality homes, but I've never seen something like this, in person and this isn't how all homes are built in the US. Granted, our interior walls, aren't usually made from brick or stone, but the phone should not have been able to pierce the wall, in such a way.
His Inbox would be full the next day from all my emails! Help me out younger genius! Good for him!
To learn more about how to harness the power of memes for marketing, we contacted the social media guru Peg Fitzpatrick. She's the author of The Art of Social Media and the upcoming The Art Of Small Business Social Media. Peg says that incorporating memes in a marketing campaign can be a great idea. "Memes are a fun, relatable way to connect with your audience, especially on platforms like Instagram and X (Twitter), where humor and quick, digestible content thrive."
Love this every time I see it! She can also move as far as she wants, or used to...
They hid the p**n when they heard she was visiting
Load More Replies...Confirmed by the fact that there's text on the bottom of "9" which is at the top of 1-8.
Load More Replies...It's a deluxe edition of "One Thousand and One Nights " in the original Arabic.
Load More Replies...And numbered right to left ... My OCD is crying right now (unless image is mirrored?).
It sounds as though he taught her to question things rather than mocking them
Load More Replies...You wasted 4 days of your life to make a girl cry for what I assume was spontaneous mocking of a presentation you made and 627k people 'love'd that toxic weirdness? What a world.
Dude, if a person can learn enough in four days on my topic to stump me on a presentation that I have been preparing for an entire semester, I deserve to cry.
Load More Replies...Students should never be mocking Amin fellow student's presentation. I do not allow it, even though I know they likely will mock it later on in private. However, I do not allow presentations to be interrupted--except for emergencies, of course. It was rude and ugly what she did, and I probably would have asked her a lot of questions as well...as the teacher. She needed to be knocked off her high horse, so to speak.
I accept and applaud pettiness of this kind. Sorry, not sorry.
You are so pleased with yourself for exacting revenge w/ wasting 4 days. What a wonderful human being you are,
Peg explains why the use of memes in marketing can be more effective than other strategies. "They can humanize your brand, making it feel more approachable and in touch with current trends. Plus, memes are highly shareable, which can significantly boost your reach and engagement. However, it's crucial to ensure the memes align with your brand voice and values to maintain authenticity."
"Thank you for calling the snitches-get-stitches hotline. Your call is very important to us."
Memo to d**g dealers. If most of your competitors are in jail, the police will have more resources available to focus on catching you. There is safety in numbers.
You know, I might actually do that if I knew it wouldn't come back on me. And if I sold drùgs.
I remember seeing this first during the pandemic, then several time since and I’m always a little sad it hasn’t become a thing
Dogydiators - I will have my vengeance in this life ( by weeing on your favourite top ) or the next....
Ranger charges Cooper with his Volendrung but Cooper gets his Shield of Ysgramor up in time! Ranger and Volendrung gets repelled back but wait... In charges Goldie with her Dawnbreaker!!! Cooper cannot raise his Shield of Ysgramor in time...! Ooooooohhhhhhhh, a direct hit on Cooper by Dawnbreaker!!! Can Cooper rise after this???!!! We'll find out after the break... XP
Porcupines slap with their tails as a defense mechanism. Homie went face first into a porcupines butt.
Load More Replies...My dog use to come looking like that at least once a month, but most of the quilts would be in her mouth. If you cut off the top of the quil, it will release the vacuum inside, then tap the quill in very gently, that collapses the barbs at the end, which are stuck and the quill will come out easily.For those of you who feel like they may encounter a similar problem in the future.
I'm not likely to need this information, but it's fascinating, thank you Dan
Load More Replies...So you heard a lot of noise, coming from a, a tree..... and decided it would be a good idea to just, go on and put your..head..into the, tree?
Statistically, women live longer than men. I think this is why.
Load More Replies...If I heard a weird noise coming from a tree, I'd nope it out of there. At least he still has working eyeballs (lucky).
There are some things brands should be careful with when trying to reach their target audience through memes. Peg says that the biggest risk of using memes in your marketing campaign can be how quickly some memes become outdated and irrelevant. In other cases, people might also misinterpret them. "A meme that’s funny today might be irrelevant or even offensive tomorrow," she cautions.
Nowadays with AI video creation, this is trivial.
Load More Replies...I like this better than the tractor, but I wanna see a gear-change, or indicating to turn a corner!
Load More Replies...I'd love to see a cat driving a tractor. Bet I can find one on YouTube for free.
That's OK, they can have one with a specially adapted clutch.
Load More Replies...It's still going on! (not the original, granted, but the franchise)
Load More Replies...The words are so shakey 😭 little bro was fighting to finish the note
One brother was especially nasty when it came to eating the snacks before the rest of us. Won't go into details, but he was made to know we hated him.
You had better gone out and bought that poor lil guy, at least 2 boxes of fruit snacks. Especially because you knew they were his. I can imagine the little bro worked hard, to earn some money and bought himself some fruit snacks, with some of it. I'm genuinely pìssed off, at the older sibling and hope they made things right.
Took me a while to figure out that's a countertop and not something the little brother created :)
I sometimes make sandwiches with the scabs cut off, no that doesn't sound right
Load More Replies...Did you know that taking scabs off wounds is a form of self-mutilation? After 10 years of hearing that from my therapist, I am starting to believe it.
I never outgrew this disgusting habit. Doesn't matter where the scab is located, if I can't reach it with my fingers, I will find a implement that will guarantee it's removal.
I read that you should never do that, and not peel off a band aid unless it hets wet and dirty. A wound needs to be left alone to heal properly.
"To mitigate this, stay current with trends and be ready to adapt or retire memes as needed," Peg recommends. "It's also important to understand the cultural context of a meme before using it. Research and, if possible, test the meme with a small segment of your audience to gauge reactions. Always aim for humor that aligns with your brand and avoids sensitive topics."
People who buy this dog races are f****d up. I know they want to take care of them but they drive the market so breeders breed more of this poor, poor distorted creatures :(
Some of them look so deformed you wonder how they can breathe enough to survive.
Load More Replies...as much as I am sad to admit.... yes.
Load More Replies...But if they are not bred, there will be none to adopt.
Load More Replies...i know there are bulldog breeders who are sort of trying to breed back out to what bulldogs used to be like; someone should do the same with pugs, so they can at least breathe properly.
That's a perfect cut of Prime Rib cooked as it should be. I personally couldn't eat it. My wife, it would be gone in seconds.
Thanks for the comment. Everyone has different preferences for cooking. I’m like your spouse: want my meat rare (“au bleu”)
Load More Replies...That's how prime rib should look! I went out once with a guy who ordered his prime rib "well done"- I can only imagine what they thought back in the kitchen. When they brought it out, he sat there watching me eat my delicious, tender prime rib- while trying to chew his way through something that looked like the sole of a shoe. I think they sliced the prime rib and slapped that slice on the grill.for him, it was charred. And he said, "I don't know what I was thinking, why did I ask for that?"
My sister, when we were celebrating her 18th birthday, asked for her steak to be cooked until it was "crispy"! 😱 Dad, who was a chef, was last seen seen sliding under the table with embarrassment. It was a very silent car trip home. 😂
Load More Replies...its prime rib. its delicious. and that's how it should look.
Load More Replies...Prime rib is supposed to be eaten rare or medium rare. That is perfectly cooked.
Because the slight difference in strength that you have over her would protect her from the mass of difference and strength the bear has over you?
Load More Replies...Ummm rap it sharply on the snout? No - that's sharks. Thrust your thumbs into its eyes? Nope - that's crocodiles. Prepare to die? Ah, yes! That's the one.
Nope... Not in my daydream. In mine, the bear is wearing a red hat and a blue duffel coat and we're sharing a pot of tea and marmalade sandwiches while engaged in convivial conversation 🐻
And he would have an extra sandwich under his hat : - )
Load More Replies...Or mentally choreographic epic battles and hero entrances along to music.
What? No, I've never daydreamed about this scenario. I only daydream about the pretty ladies where I work. Sheesh.
Dude, you're wrasslin' the bear to impress your pretty colleagues. You succeed, and live happily ever after in a polyamourous relationship
Load More Replies...Peg mentions two brands that, in her eyes, are standouts when it comes to using memes to their advantage – Wendy's and Netflix. "Their social media team brilliantly uses memes and witty commentary to engage with their audience, often in real-time," she says about Wendy's.
"[Netflix] consistently use[s] memes to promote their shows in a way that feels genuine and in tune with their audience," she also notes. "Both brands demonstrate how understanding your audience and having a quick, creative response can make meme marketing highly effective."
Design a walking stick around it. Grandma won't mind. She'll be glad someone can use it; it cost a king's ransom.
That's so metal. Like, literally. And did BP really censor the word "k**b?" REALLY?
That’s sick! Not the hip, just the fact that you would photograph it and then put it on here!!
I was under the impression that they were removed prior to cremation. Obviously not in all cases
Load More Replies...Interesting and sad story. He never profited from it but others did who stole it.
Unfortunately, this happens a lot with art
Load More Replies...Ball's son, Charles, is reported to have said his father never regretted not registering the copyright. Telegram & Gazette reported Charles Ball as saying "he was not a money-driven guy, he used to say, 'Hey, I can only eat one steak at a time, drive one car at a time https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harvey_Ball
If you think they're taking it for themselves, maybe. Those are some of the most popular items for organized shoplifters who do it for the resale value.
Load More Replies...* plays tiny finger violin* aww do the corporations not like it when the mothers who may have been forced to have that baby right now have to actually have stuff even when they don't have money?? Boohoo until the government stops trying to take away women's abortion rights we should start make companies just give away baby supplies for free after all babies shouldn't have to suffer
That stuff, including tampons etc should be available for everyone who needs them. The fact that it's being stolen, is a sign that it's way too expensive
You are welcome to manufacture the items yourself and give them away at a 100% loss. We don't even have taxpayer funded healthcare, getting personal health essentials SHOULD be covered by our crappy insurance that we all pay a fortune to keep, but they're all thieves also.
Load More Replies...Again that would be your fault for trusting dollar store condoms in the first place
Load More Replies...I'm not being paid as a store's loss prevention team, so it ain't my problem.
"Memes are a powerful tool in the right hands," Peg concludes. "The key is to be genuine, stay relevant, and always consider your brand's voice and audience. When done right, memes can be a delightful addition to your marketing strategy, bringing humor and humanity to your brand."
Any bird but a peacock, their cry is ear splitting and obnoxious 😂
Load More Replies...My friends Grandma had one that she kept in her yard. That little a*****e worked better then most guard dogs I've seen and would go after anyone that wasn't her Grandma.
I have a peacock. It just appeared in my garden one day and even though I tried to find where it came from, there was no one in the area missing a peacock, so I figured I better take care of it until it decides to move on, and he’s lived with me for the past two years. His name is Kieran and he nests on my garage roof, but if the weather is really bad he roosts in the garage or the kitchen. My cats are terrified of him and yet I know they fantasise about eating him.
There's not much that freaks me out but this did the trick. I didn't like it. After reading the comments I could see what's up but still didn't like it.
I was just watching the walking dead (from 11: something AM - 11:27 PM) and I'm a huge fricking scaredy-cat, why the f*** am I watching that show? I don't know... anyways that scared the absolute sh** out of me! Also, I never curse on bp why am I doing it now?! I watched that show for TWELVE HOURS!!!
It’s the side of her head, you’re looking at her left ear with a black ear bud in it.
Load More Replies...Could have had a gift card and couldn't cover the rest of the tab
Load More Replies..."Don't you know who I am?" Me: "No. I don't. I'm sure if I did I wouldn't have even acknowledged you."
Someone said that, 'People who wear designer clothing are poor and have no sense, while people who wear casual clothing are if not poorer, still richer in sense.' I don't know who said this, I just know it's a quote haha
I heard that a lot growing up, my dad used to always say, if their car is hooked up to the brim and they dressed real nice, they probably sitting on milk crates at home.
Load More Replies...Back in the day when I waited tables, this arrogant man, attempting to impress his companions, was ordering me about. My exasperation clearly showed, and he loudly said, "Do you know who I am?". By this point, I know full well I'm not getting a worthy tip, so I replied, "Uh, the important question is, do you know who I am? I'm the person handling your food. Think on that before I return." As I walked away, I heard his companions snickering. Made my day.
Ohhh snap I love love that come back. Way to stand up for yourself! 😃
Load More Replies...I would have promptly said "I will remember you from now on, though"
*promptly adds her name and picture to the "do not accept cheques from" list* Disclaimer, you need to be this old to get this joke.
Load More Replies...Perhaps one of the best recent examples of genius marketing with memes is the zero-waste brand Bambaw. They harnessed the virality of the recent beef between rappers Drake and Kendrick Lamar and used the 'BBL Drizzy' snippet for one of their videos on TikTok with the tagline "Unlike Drake, our products are natural and plastic-free."
The DTC marketing agency applauded this creative tactic, saying that it works because it's culturally relevant, it's bound to generate engagement, and it presents the reason why the brand stands out in the market in a fun way.
Not the pantufla!!!!! ( In Spanish slang, means the chancla that you use in your house ,topically the grandma's
Load More Replies...All I can say is when the slipper comes out, your friends better start planning a funeral.
The slipper grandma is about to beat the boy with
Load More Replies...Oh, so the funny thing is that in some cultures, older relatives control who their kids can see and not? I really can't relate to this since in my country, violence is illegal, especially against kids, and it is also illegal to forbid your kids from dating whoever they want.
Load More Replies...My grandma would have sat down and asked about his life and had such a good chinwag. Then she probably would have asked him if he knew where she could get some weed, and asked if he wanted a Baileys and a slice of her homemade pavlova.
Any politics really. But it seems that america's is a bit more... (how do I put this?) rowdy.
Load More Replies...He's like a bully thats been caught... "it's everybody else's fault and he's a big doodoo head" Like dealing with 3rd graders.
Load More Replies...The "WOKE" kids of the day; talk louder over the one with the facts!!!
And then they genuinely believe that they proved your facts to be wrong. SMH
Sadly, this tactic works quite well: appealing to people’s emotions gets you much further because humans are exceedingly egocentric and strive to preserve and justify their feelings more than they want to do right things.
Huddle round: Unless you're involved in an organised debate, then you're not 'winning' the argument using facts, you're simply helping to confirm and entrench the other person's position. Facts and reason are not why a particular demographic holds their views, and will not be the reason they abandon them. The sooner we understand that, the better.
Me spending a half an hour to find a streaming movie that I'll watch for an hour and a half 🤦🏿♂️
After a half hour of searching, I fall asleep ten minutes into the movie.
Load More Replies...me trying to find a video to watch while i eat, and i'm through eating before i decide on anything
Backslide by Twenty One Pilots would be my recommendation as it is exactly 3 minutes long.
Me spending a half an hour looking for a movie, watching 10 minutes, not liking it, taking another 30 minutes choosing another one, watching for 10 minutes, not liking it, taking ANOTHER 30 minutes choosing ANOTHER movie, watching it for 10 minutes, not liking it, go to bed swearing as I no longer have time to watch a movie! 🤬
So, what do you think, Pandas? Would you like to see any of the memes here used for a marketing campaign? And what do you think about brands using memes in general? Is it overdone? Do you feel the meme fatigue? Or do you think more brands should master the art of memeing for their social media pages? Let us know your opinions in the comments, and don't forget to upvote your favorite memes from the Meme God page!
Nowadays companies use "Built in obsolescence" where the product is designed to be replaced after a while. In the past people built stuff to last a lifetime. Older products like toys or in this case cars can last decades if treated well.
Load More Replies...Ah, Kevin’s car! That iconic green Dodge Challenger from the Cartoon Network movie “Ben 10: Alien Swarm”. 🚗👽
Load More Replies...A car driven by a 14 year old? I would be surprised if it lasted no matter what kind it was.
My 2006 a3 audi is still kicking, outpacing several new cars because they don't make them like they used to
Because he had a safe place to leave a tent popped up close to a food source?
That's probably true, but I would think that there's at least one or two places within the six hours of biking that meet that criteria as well.
Load More Replies...Wow. The perfect description of the lack of empathy, mate.
Further investigation uncovered the truth (sort of). Turns out he did this to sign up for his second semester at college. Homeless, he pitched his tent close by a couple of weeks before registration started, hoping no one would notice. Someone noticed and called the cops. Instead of tossing him in jail, the cops acted like decent humans and helped him out, big time. Through the media, they helped him get a job and a place to stay and one of the policeman's wives set up a GoFundMe to help him out. You can guess where this is going, right? This was in 2016. Last I could find, the fund was frozen at nearly 200 thousand bucks due to concerns that he was a con man. I wish I could tell you more, but all roads ended for me there. His name was Fred Barley, he was 19 in 2016, if anyone else wants to dig. Just curious how it ended up. From the short url in the post: https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/homeless-teen-bikes-6-hours-to-get-to-college-sleeps-in-tent/401160413/
I envy brains that can put a sentence like this together 😆
Load More Replies...I would never eat tripe, but look, there it is, right where i didn't want it
on a sidenote, you can always see the tip of your nose but your bran ignores it so you don't actuallyy see it... Unless someone is pointing it out of course, THEN you notice. . . all the time
Same with breathing. I HATE times when I "notice" my breathing and then I'm like OH GOD am I breathing automatically like always now, or am I only breathing because I KNOW I'm breathing so I have to breathe on purpose?!
Load More Replies...DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE A PLASTIC BAG DRIFTING THRU THE WIND
Do you ever feel already buried deep? Six feet under screams, but no one seems to hear a thing.
Load More Replies...Too be fair boomers said working hard would give us their lifestyle. They wrecked that when we hit 18 and laughed.
Load More Replies...Not much more things are 'goan' to be invented by a generation that spells like that.
Original Looney Tunes told us back in the 1950s that we'd have flying cars in 2000... Humans would probably go extinct if we had flying cars now. Between distracted driving and road rage, people would be flying into buildings and falling out of the sky onto all the people below 😂
Why do people spell like that in their texts? Not trying to be a smart a*s, just wondering.
I've been in a flying car. It went off an icy bridge. Would not recommend.
Perhaps you were supposed to invent it but didn't because you didn't take time to learn in school. Based on your English skills this is just as probable as anything else.
I get people not liking the first film that's an opinion. It's a bit more suss, after disliking it, they would pay to see the second one; another chance, maybe. But if the 3rd takes the same box office and people say they watched it after not liking the first two, that's got to be a stupid is, as stupid does, moment.
Load More Replies...Puss in Boots, the last wish is a masterpiece. Avatar the way of water would have been amazing if it woud have been made a year after the original. Now it just looks like it did
I know it's a joke, but Avatar has about 6 times the review numbers of Puss, and 100 times verified ratings, so this is kinda understandable. I would say getting 93% audience score is pretty impressive for over 5000 ratings.
Watched both. The Last Wish had a better story line, more interesting animation, and was overall more entertaining.
I liked Avatar, got 45 mins into the sequel, saw how long left and went "nope im out"
Agree. It was AWFUL. completely undid all the strong female roles then just recreated alien titanic at the end.
Load More Replies...Never saw Avatar, and unless I'm stuck someplace where it's showing, I probably never will. I have seen all three Puss in Boots movies.
i really really enjoyed the way of water! it was gorgeous to look at, it made me cry several times, and while a lot of the plot was the same sort of ham-fisted colonialism nonsense, it was still nice to watch, twice in a row. i haven't seen even the first puss in boots movie, but i'm sure it's very good!
Watched avatar once it was long and boring, watched puss in boots 3 times it was awesome, I'm a 45 yr old male.
I have worn mens deoto for years. Works way better for me. Only a few of the scents in the brand i use smells good to me.
Same. I want to smell fresh and clean, not like a flower shop. This is why I buy mostly men's shower gel (citrus/mint).
Load More Replies...I use Arid XXX. Unscented when I can find it but the regular scent is very mild. Products like Axe smell gross to me and make me wrinkle my nose.
Every scented deordent I have smelled smells terrible. Why aren't there more scent free versions? Spray deodorants at the gym make me gag?
Unscented for me. I can't stand to know that scent I can't get away from is from my armpits. 🤢
Nah. I don't like smelling like anything blackflies and mosquitos want to bite. Unscented for the win.
I wear Old Spice too! Wolfthorn though. Smells kind of like soda/candy to me. Plus it turned me into the man from the commercials.
Load More Replies...I'm an unscented guy. That stuff is getting hard to find. If they ever have WD-40 scented, I may switch
I actually stumbled across wd40 scented candles the other day. If you're interested, https://ecocandleco.com/candles/the-mandle-grease-monkey/ 😁
Load More Replies...My aunt was a fashion star model in her youth, and one of her tips I remember from childhood was to find a men’s scent that you like and wear it. Saves you from smelling like flowery soap or really heavy, nauseatingly sweet women’s fragrances. (Acqua di Gio is my favorite.) Also, the best way to put on perfume is to spray some in the air and then walk through the perfume cloud.
This is like hearing Daniel Craig with an american accent. Just weird.
Looks like he's trying to be a replacement Miguel Ferrer. Don't let him get away with it.
That sounds like something I'd say when resigning myself to the fact that it's not gonna happen for me, so let's wrap it up. 😂
Load More Replies...I still remember the poor grasshopper sneering at the busy ants working hard all summer and him freezing at their closed door in the winter..Disney magic ( they of course, let him in)
Do this for me! Not because I have an ex, just because it would be cool.
The neighbours of that ex might disagree, which might end up with your car confiscated and your driver's licence annulled.
Aww you think cops actually do anything about street race takeovers
Load More Replies...Ooh those are freaking LOUD and probably less illegal
Load More Replies...I don't think these are Rhodes Scholars posting this ad.
Load More Replies...Some of the people in my neighborhood do that for free! I wish they didn't.
My buddies and I drag raced every good weather weekend, but never on a residential street. We found abandoned roads that had given way to new streets to play on.
Have you heard the conspiracy theory that moon landing was actually filmed by Stanley Kubrick? It’s true. Kubrick took the job very seriously and being the perfectionist that he was he insisted on shooting on location.
Next they be telling me that all of Matt Damon's scenes in, The Martian, were filmed on Earth!
Well no, they wouldn't cut corners like that for Matt Damon
Load More Replies...That thing in the hatch = People outside of costco trying to cram a giant TV or a sofa into their SUV.
Isn't it "Just because you're guilty doesn't mean you did it"? Because that can happen.
Guilt must be proven by the prosecution beyond all reasonable doubt. If the prosecution lacks sufficient evidence of guilt, the accused walks, regardless as to whether he did it or not. Good criminal lawyers all do one thing - attack the credibility and admissibility of the prosecution's evidence.
Load More Replies...Even defense attorneys have some standards of who they'll take on as clients.
Load More Replies...It's a common thing associated with ADHD; it's called 'stimming' which just means stimulating your brain with some meaningless physical movement so you can focus better on whatever is going on or other thing you're doing.
Load More Replies...This is me trying to keep up with the tempo in band :p
No, ænsleighlynnnn would be better 😡/j
Load More Replies...Can we refer to them as a galosh of Joshes? XD
Load More Replies...Three hundred and fifty three people let it be known that they are either angry or sad about this.
FYI. An old name for a hobo is 'a bindlestiff'.
Load More Replies...When I was little I wanted to run away but I couldn't find a stick and a tablecloth.
I remember for 8th grade somebody brought one of them things and everybody was so jealous
A girl in my daughter's school always wore a bandana babushka. It cracked me up.
Load More Replies...I did this once!!! I made it all the way to the corner bakery. The old lady who worked there called my mom. I felt so betrayed!
Nah, bindles not my style. If it ain't rolling luggage, it's not worth leaving home.
It always has to happen at someone else's home. There are no atheists in foxholes and guest bathrooms when the toilet backs up.
sorry, but there was plenty of atheists in foxholes. not everyone needs to believe in god to have a full and scared free life
Load More Replies...its to show that you s**t bigger shits than her father - its like making a power move, asserting dominance
Legal Eagle actually reviews it as a lawyer. It’s funny !!
Load More Replies...I love that movie just because it's so odd,lol😋 I however did not enjoy it being played on a loop all day long in the waiting room while my husband had surgery. Some kind of new torture or therapy they were trying out I think,lol😝
Always had carpenter/wood bees protecting the fascia boards on the porches of both entrances where their mates were nesting. Males are aggressive, but they don't sting, and they do eventually recognize that you and your pets are not threats. On the other hand, it's wise not to provoke the burrowing females that will sting.
Didn't read/follow the package instructions.
Load More Replies...Her face probably swelled up so much that it affected the eyebrows. An accumulation of fluid will do that (lymphedema patient here).
Load More Replies...All you need is blue makeup, a blue bald cap, and you have a fantastic Megamind cosplay.
To those of you assuming she skipped the allergy test, i need to use a fair bit to see a reaction over the 48 hours the instructions say, but i can swell like a tomato on the 3rd day. Anyone else worried/struggling with this, find a hairdresser who will give a strip test to see a few at once.
How can you get this bad of a reaction and still be able to dye and blow dry your hair? Did she think the dye is supposed to make your scalp feel like it's on fire?
It does not get like that at once, i think it usually takes some hours for your head to swell up like this.
Load More Replies...She is barely wearing makeup in the second pic and probably took out her piercing because of the swelling. Good lord, people.
Load More Replies...Well you could try it on a small spot on your arm where you can see and feel if you get a reaction.
Load More Replies...Someone once asked me "do you wash 'there' first or last?" to which I replied: I follow gravity, head to toe. He'd never thought of that before.
Apparently I'm a man, and Mr Auntriarch is not. I guess I'd better go and check again...
So, would that make you Mr. Auntriarch, and not them..?..:)
Load More Replies...Lol my sister at any point owns my BIL or soldest son in games so they consider it a privilege to be able to play.
Load More Replies...They move the tires to different positions on the car. Like front right goes to left back. Helps with wear and alignment I think?
Load More Replies...Would make eating a corn dog way easier. Actually would consider this
But say the name out loud. It sounds like it should be spelled differently. 😳
So if it was Wednesday October 6th 2019 at 7.20pm, you wouldn't have had a problem, is that right?
I didn't remember their names so I didn't get the joke at first. Then I looked at her face and my brain went.. "WHITE CHICKS!" LOL
Just got it cos of your comment otherwise I’d have been stumped lol
Load More Replies...It's characters from White Chick's. And yes. She looks like them.
Load More Replies...He missed the space between the 6, 60. The other answers don't have a space between them, so the program rejected his answer. Bad programming at its finest.
And those responsible will not be held accountable. The student will be blamed, told "you should have known".
Load More Replies...Obviously human vs. human only. Otherwise Australia would be lit up like a Christmas tree from all the wars against the fauna there.
Yes, we used to have many megafauna, aaalll gone.
Load More Replies...ah, but where is the dot for the Emu-war in Australia? ( a real thing, google it, it's hilarious, the Emu won)
It’s missing the dot of my inner monologues (they all argue and are arguing about every comment I write so I lose my trains of thoughts and ramble on about random c**p)
"War is natural for man"... Australian indigenous people have no recorded wars or battles in their oral tradition, or modern anthropological or archaeological studies. If you're wondering why I said oral tradition, some aboriginal peoples oral tradition stories told from generation to generation tell of inland seas where our deserts our now... confirmed by science as well. Other things also habe been confirmed like mega fauna Ie, science confirms aboriginal stories passed down from 10,000+ years ago.
If you haven’t seen it, check out street performances of this on YouTube. There are two Orthodox Jewish brothers (the Gat brothers or something like that) that, among other songs, play Crazy Diamond on a street in Jerusalem.
Load More Replies...The types that whine about people using headphones to enjoy 10-20 minute prog rock songs are the same ash soles that play their pop garbage at 100 dB through speakers without asking if anyone consents.
I'm 40ish and when I complain about my aches and pains my dad always says, "What are you going to do when you're my age?" Me, "Well if I continue at the rate I'm at I imagine I'll be dead." 🤷♀️
Im.37 and my doctors ignored my back pain all through my twenties and early-mid 30s. New doctors and they are shocked I've worked let alone walked for the last 8 years. I'm in Australia, those tests to check were free. Now I need surgery. Get tested.
Load More Replies...My dad keeps saying, "what am I going to be like when I'm 90?" Well hang around 2 years and we'll find out.
Whoever said life begins at 40,,,, LIED,,, I rarely, if ever, had to take a pain pill ,, now they’re a daily fixture in my life!!!
I’m not even 18 and my back suffers. Literally nonstop pain. When I go asleep my last thought is “ow, my back”
It looks odd without context. He was born in a refugee camp in Kenya. His father was held back at the time, but him and the rest of his family came to the US in 1996. His father was finally able to come over and see him some 20-odd years later.
Too much information. I'm pretty sure the fact that whoever did the stats knows this, means that they might be a stalker.
I think you mean 'pertinent'. (opposite of impertinent). I've corrected that minus for you.
Load More Replies...Um, hey Scoob, remember those last Scooby Snacks...
Load More Replies...Thankfully many states allow them to call the police and withhold the car. That's just straight dangerous
To my knowledge this is untrue in all states. A mechanic can hold a vehicle for unpaid repairs, but since they are not any kind of legal authority they have no right to impound a vehicle for any other reason. They can tell you why it's not safe and try to make that conversation last long enough for actual authorities to get there
Load More Replies...Nah, they'd also have to include the Bee Movie script for it to equal a standard CVS receipt.
Load More Replies...That kid looks so young, yet so old at the same time. That's the face you seen on a 52 year old Irish bartender. 🤔
That's not a kid. That is an adult with dwarfism. His name is Hasbulla.
Load More Replies...He’s a 21 year old with dwarfism. His name is Hasbulla and he’s a Russian social media star known among other things for his ties to martial artists like one of the best MMA fighters of all time, Russian superstar Khabib. Personally, I’m not a huge fan of Khabib’s behavior and personality but his amazing talent and accomplishments can’t be denied.
Load More Replies...Thursday morning, 4am after the club, next stop is Wawa for a sub, as was tradition 500 years ago when I used to like socializing
Bubbles alone is hard-core, that b***h cranked it up to 11 lol
Load More Replies...it doesn´t say that it was an active ambulance. I doubt any emergency service would go along with that stupidity. my guess is they bought/lent/rented a used one somewhere. Still hella stupid...
I know it says that this woman did all this for a high school prom, but I'm not buying it. I'm pretty sure this is a wedding. The woman, not teenager, wearing a wedding dress and carrying a bouquet of flowers, is clearly a bride. The prince charming character is wearing a tux and is being played by the groom. Definitely a wedding.
Not a wedding. It was a prom. https://wgntv.com/news/trending/girl-goes-to-prom-in-ambulance-wakes-up-after-kiss-from-prince-charming/
Load More Replies...Anyone who had a Commodore 64 will have known Dos at some point. Both date from the same period.
Load More Replies...Never heard of it. I once had a Commodore 64, an Amiga, a Commodore PC with DOS, a Windows computer and, since the first iMac, also Apple computers, but I apparently missed this.
Load More Replies...When the teacher took attendance in class, they'd answer "president!"
There's an advert with a jingle, "Maybe they're born with it, maybe it's. . ."
A bit over a year ago I panicked, hearing something really strange in the garage. I went in with a makeshift weapon and didn't see anything, but texted Dad. He was home from work in 5 minutes. Not sure if he'd do the same now since he would be defending Grandma, the house, and me at that point and now it's just the house and me but...idk. Dad showed up.
When the waiter reads my order back to me it sounds really good.
Load More Replies...Drop to one knee and put a ring on her finger. Just be careful not to pull it
Pull my finger 😂 my friend’s brother got me every time when I was a kid 🤦♀️
Load More Replies...Eat medicine that's out of date, use your private parts as piranha bait ...
Load More Replies...We played stickdeath.com. Take from that what you will. If you know, you know.
No more of this "if you know you know" . It doesn't make you sound cool. Just looks like a desperate brag.
Load More Replies...Lmaooo this music video is the very first YouTube video my then toddler son watched with interest, he still loves it now at almost 10
The crying emojis suggest a feeling of guilt imo. I may be wrong, but the existence of an alternate possibility means you shouldn't assume with cynicism.
Load More Replies...I had an 86 Audi. A friend sold theirs for $300. $50 towing fee. 4 new Michelins for $350.
Not me, but a guy I know would buy say, a budget flat TV of a brand that he wanted to by a premium model. Take it home a copy the bar code model tag. Take it back within the trail period, no questions ask. Then he'd go to another supermarket on a busy day with the copied sticker and get the premium TV. Stick the sticker to cover the bar code an take it to the check out. The girl at the checkout sees the item matches the description and he gets a premium TV for the price of a budget model. He did this with loads of stuff, mountain bikes, small appliances.
If you're not the silencer, you better be sitting, or cleaning the whole damn bathroom. I don't wanna deal with your pee.
My boyfriend likes to try to tell me that the drops and spots of pee all over the underside of the toilet seat and toilet rim are also partially MY fault, because, as we all know, when a female sits and urinates straight down into the water in the bowl, droplets of pure urine fly off somehow and splatter the UNDERSIDE of the rim and toilet seat (which happens to be up and behind my back at the time.) He's really good about cleaning and stuff, but it's idiotic thoughts like that that make me want to whap him with a trout.
Load More Replies...where is the picture of the shower? Always poo whilst showering to save water
Literally why were you downvoted, clearly you didn’t go through the pain. Upvote!
Load More Replies...The guy in the red shirt is Fred. He was popular YouTuber back in the day. And the other guy is Donald Trump.
Load More Replies...I used to love annoying orange. I still agree that raisins are concrete
Suck it up, buttercup! We had a mashup of BOTH singing opera on Sesame Street: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8TqOTe3ODc
If you don't have a homie who looks like this, you're everyone's homie who looks like this
I clicked through and it's a...reel? multiple little bits instead of just this picture, all illustrating how the inhabitants are rude or a little mad. Also illustrative of BP doing poorly with yoinking stuff to make a listicle.
Load More Replies...Maybe the blue houses look like middle fingers...... Little sticky outy bit is thumb
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/grandad-who-became-meme-after-31377710 He did actually end up dying, poor guy.
Load More Replies...If that's true that's sad. My step-grandpa drank 2/3 of a bottle of Milk of Magnesia. A dose is 30ml / 1 ounce. My mom gave him a dose. It wasn't working fast enough for him so he snuck and drank most of the bottle. Then a little later he s**t all over the bathroom. It was funny from afar because I was about 11 and didn't have to deal with the poop storm.
Seen this before, yes, the grandpa is okay and everyone found it funny
Load More Replies...Jeez. I hope you got him to the emergency room,,quickly,, instead of taking a photo
YES these were *Somewhat* funny! Thank you BP for blessing us with this actually good content!
I've seen about 90% of these, most several times! Come on BP, seriously?
YES these were *Somewhat* funny! Thank you BP for blessing us with this actually good content!
I've seen about 90% of these, most several times! Come on BP, seriously?
