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The holiday season is upon us, pandas. In theory, we should all be filled with joy, cheer, gratitude, and cookies. But in reality, this can be an extremely stressful time. You might be worried about your finances or struggling to adapt to the dark, cold winter days. So if you need to relieve some stress for the next ten minutes, you’ve come to the right place.
We took a trip to the Rubber Duck Zilla Facebook page and gathered some of their funniest memes below. From relatable posts that might have you giggling uncontrollably to pics that you’ll instantly want to send to your besties, we hope this article takes your mind off all of your seasonal worries for a moment. Enjoy scrolling through, and be sure to upvote the pics that you can’t help but laugh at!
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Tina Girard 3 weeks ago
let's throw in some integrity and ethics too, just for grins and giggles.
Monosyllabicgirl 3 weeks ago
My mom bought her house in 1998, 3 bedrooms with 2 living rooms and a garage on half a acre...$34,000. My ex and I bought a house in Green Bay in 2009, 4 bedrooms with a 2.5 stall garage, finished basement, on a third of an acre... $58,000. Instead of splitting assets in breakup the kids and furniture etc stayed at house and we took turns living there with them til they were older teens. The crazy thing is, the 1 bedroom apartment we rented around the corner to share cost $300 a month more to rent than the mortgage!!
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LookASquirrel 3 weeks ago
Is that your biggest worry? I'm happy certain people are covered up! 😬
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Siege Rook 3 weeks ago
In addition to the previously-suggested integrity and ethics... can we toss in swing music and 30's-era clothes?
Fitz_N_Fartz 3 weeks ago
I upvote this. These days you find so many people act as though the world owes them from being on this planet.
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OneHappyPuppy 3 weeks ago
I, as a 35 year old "girl" give this two thumbs up as well! Why can only boys appreciate it??
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Sara Shamsabadi 3 weeks ago
right it is childish but that's the fun part?! get a different gf lol
Nikki Sevven 3 weeks ago
I find it sad that his GF considers his whimsical creativity "childish." Because it's awesome.
Lee Gilliland 3 weeks ago
I'm doing this for Christmas, I even have the car from Harry Potter to do it with!
LookASquirrel 3 weeks ago
Who downvoted you? You are now up to zero 🤷🏻♀️
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#3
Spidercat 3 weeks ago
This has made me happier than anything on BP in a while. Sad but true fact Pandas: in certain real emergency situations they have to plant real people amongst the rubble so the dogs have living people to find. If they only find vìctims who are not alive, they suffer depression. Humans don't deserve dogs...
HistoryNerd 3 weeks ago
Yes, this happened after 9/11. Dogs were despondent that they weren't finding any survivors.
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Still Going 3 weeks ago
When my kids were young, I used to play a game with them that we called "Avalanche". It involved rolling a giggling child up in a bunch of (lightweight) blankets, and the other one would be a St. Bernard and dig them out. They took turns and kept careful track. They're 33 and 34 now, and I miss our avalanches.
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Mike F 3 weeks ago
Lower right looks just like my Sadie and the same expression when she "finds" me in the bathroom, lol.
Brooke Adam 3 weeks ago
“Finds?” My dog won’t let me walk around my room without being under my feet. Going to the bathroom alone is completely out of the question. I wish I was exaggerating but..I’m not. If I’m sitting on my bed and stand up for any reason…he immediately jumps up..even if he’s dead asleep.
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Brandi VanSteenwyk 3 weeks ago
I love that they are all different breeds. And bet there is at least one rescue(d) dog in there.
Paula Carr 3 weeks ago
A friend of mine worked with a search dog organization, and she said they get a lot of dogs who "wash out" of guide dog training, and the rest are shelter dogs. And the reason those dogs had not been adopted from the shelters are exactly why they make good rescue dogs. They have that super high energy.
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Janet Horwith 3 weeks ago
Oh, no, we certainly do not deserve the precious company of a Beloved dog. Dogs are magickal!!
According to the American Psychiatric Association, 41% of Americans say that their mood worsens during the winter. Over a quarter report feeling fatigued and depressed, and one fifth admit that they begin losing interest in things they like. It can be very difficult to resist the temptation to stay in, lay on the couch, and binge watch Netflix when the weather outside is frightful.
So it’s crucial that those of us who are heavily impacted by the weather make an active effort to take care of our mental health. And one of the best ways you can do that is by making sure you have plenty of humor in your life. According to WebMD, humor can play a huge role in a person’s mental health by relieving tension, melting stress, and releasing endorphins.
#4
Multa Nocte 3 weeks ago
I don't care what they say - Pluto will always be a planet to me and I will just keep missing every quiz question that says it isn't so.
Michael Largey 3 weeks ago
Remember - just because "they" don't call it a planet doesn't mean everyone else can't.
Stardust she/her 3 weeks ago
I think they’re tholins, organic compounds that are reddish brown in colour. Pluto isn’t a planet because it cannot clear out the area around its orbit and not because it’s too small. If size were really the case then we’d have kicked out Mercury as well as two moons of our solar system are larger than it
Huddo's sister 3 weeks ago
The reason I always liked Pluto was it was the smallest of it's group, just like me. Then it was rejected completey.
#5
Bill Swallow 3 weeks ago
I know many people with brains. Too many of them could advertise them as "Unused - Good as New!"
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Bob Brooce 3 weeks ago
No, it's the carefully framed or cropped picture. The slightly wider view probably shows that she's only a few feet off the ground.
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#6
Eggwodd 3 weeks ago
It doesn't matter that mine have the fancy water fountain, I must let them in for the sink tap too.
Upstaged75 3 weeks ago (edited)
Mine are obsessed with the sink. They love when I dump ice cubes in there for them to play with. Never mind that I have a million actual cat toys available for them. 😂 And they have a water fountain too, but I also keep a bowl of water in the sink.
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Janet Horwith 3 weeks ago
Why do our pets favor quality time in the potty so much? I can't quite stand it myself.
Anne Roberts 3 weeks ago (edited)
I think it's because they know we aren't getting up anytime soon.
Load More Replies...Long term, humor can even have a positive effect on a person’s immune system, relieve chronic pain, provide a more positive outlook on life, and improve their overall mood. HelpGuide agrees that laughter truly is the best medicine.
In fact, it can improve heart health by lowering blood pressure and increasing blood flow. Meanwhile, a good laugh can reduce the anger in a person’s heart, preventing them from becoming bitter or resentful. Plus, getting plenty of laughter into every day might even increase a person’s lifespan.
#7
Giles McArdell 3 weeks ago
MANAGEMENT ATTITUDE : MANAGERS NEED TO STOP MAKING THIS A PLACE STAFF DON'T WANT TO BE. - STAFF
KatWitch57 3 weeks ago
Anyone currently without an attitude problem obviously has a perception problem.
Anonymouse 3 weeks ago
Management - the beating will continue until the morale improves, Staff - the morale will continue until the beatings improve...
#8
Auntriarch 3 weeks ago
Make sure you go to the loo first, and hum your favourite song on the way to the meeting
Load More Replies... Multa Nocte 3 weeks ago
Oh no! And we were all cheering for you for that test!
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#9
UnclePanda 3 weeks ago
In the moment, I might have gone with "BEEP BEEP SQUEAL "GET OUT OF MY WAY YOU $@^@#..."
QuincyForrest 3 weeks ago
Susan's world has been shattered. Susan preferred the delusion and the false reality. 😝
Unsurprisingly, more humor in your life might lead to stronger social connections as well. Everyone is drawn to funny individuals, and sharing hilarious memes with friends and family members might open up the door to more frequent communication. Laughing can diffuse tension in challenging situations, and it might even improve teamwork in work settings. Giggling together promotes group bonding and can help you improve relationships with very little effort.
#10
UnclePanda 3 weeks ago
When I retired, I automatically started to spruce up the resume, because that's what you do when a job ends. I spent maybe 20 minutes before I asked myself, "Who are you doing this for?!"
Pieter LeGrande 3 weeks ago
As reference material for when you write your autobiography.
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BeesEelsAndPups 3 weeks ago
Can't say the same. My favorite job was nearly about 15 years ago when I was working for a machine learning research team in the very early days of AI for Nokia. Sadly Nokia was taken over by Microsoft, and a year after that they shutdown our whole project. I would happily have stayed there forever. Great team, with really brilliant engineers. Pay sucked and no hope for advancement as there was a no promotions from within policy. But the work was fascinating. Several years after that I went to work on another AI research project with almost all the same people at a different company. But then we were bought out by another much larger company again. While they didn't entirely shut us down, they wanted to divest from the research part of the AI research team, and just turned us all into general software devs. Those of us in leadership, architecture, or research positions (like myself) were laid off. Now I'm a code monkey for a FinTech. Great pay, but boring.
Janet Horwith 3 weeks ago
So, let's talk about what you expect of us in order to collect a paycheck.
Tim Douglass 3 weeks ago
Mine's about half things I never want to do again and half things I wish I could still do. Being a computer programmer in the 80s was freaking awesome. Washing dishes in a frat house - not so much.
#11
LookASquirrel 3 weeks ago
In Ohio First Energy, our electric provider, was involved in a big scandal with politicians (guess which party) where they scammed a bunch of money and other stuff. All customers are supposed to get some sort of minor refund. we have no idea how much. Now they're raising the rates🤦🏻♀️🙄 People can barely pay already and we've been in a deep freeze.
Robert Millar 3 weeks ago
Thanks for paying for all that. Now they can just put my money in their pocket.
Janet Horwith 3 weeks ago (edited)
And don't forget coffee light, light beer, light starch, tripping the light fantastic...
#12
Stardust she/her 3 weeks ago
If I don’t to well in 2026 in some aspect of my life I swear to god I will crashout and go on a kïlling spree and then kïll myself because my life has been downhill ever since 2018
Auntriarch 3 weeks ago (edited)
Aww don't do that Stardust my dear, the world needs sensible people and science minded people like you, now more than ever. And you can always come to Bored Panda and know you're amongst friends ❤️ (well most of us anyway, there are a few arsëholes here I agree)
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If you’re curious about how to get more giggles into your daily routine, HelpGuide recommends starting small by smiling more. Smiling is often contagious, and doing so might invite others to share some positivity too. It’s also a good idea to move towards laughter whenever you hear it. Surrounding yourself with funny individuals means that their humor might just start to rub off on you. And, of course, try to find humor in any situation. Even if it appears negative at first, there must be a bright side to look on.
#13
Pieter LeGrande 3 weeks ago
So the owners can check out the shoes of visitors. If they aren't clean, stay outside.
#14
BC_Animus 3 weeks ago (edited)
Took me over a minute to figure out that it's NOT A t-rex... and I only figured it out because of the caption. Still can't figure out what the leaning metal ostrich thing is behind him though.
#15
childish gambling addiction 3 weeks ago
One on the left looks like her baby brother was just kidnapped by David Bowie
BeesEelsAndPups 3 weeks ago
Probably because that's a picture of Jennifer Connelly at 15 years old.
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Lee Gilliland 3 weeks ago
Trust me, the Muppet's wearing 1970s eyelashes. Eye makeup comes and goes.
Hobby Hopper 3 weeks ago
To be a teen in 1985, they'd have to be born in 1972 or earlier. Most of those folks' "kids" are older than teen age.
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Zitronella 3 weeks ago
When I read the article about Trump's son earlier, I thought to myself, all these women at the side of celebrities look the same, and now this meme comes along and I'm celebrating! Thats so true....I really prefer diversity
Jaya 3 weeks ago
Is the left picture AI's attempt to create a photo of young Jennifer Connelly?
PenguinEmp 3 weeks ago
It's not ai Jay. It's actually from back then and the post it came from is dated 2018 so do you think it was ai?
Load More Replies...When it comes to memes in particular, therapist Theodora Blanchfield, AMFT, says that they have drastically changed the way that people communicate nowadays.
In a piece for Verywell Mind, Blanchfield writes, “Although memes are packaged in quippy sayings or observations, at their core, they are still an exchange of ideas, just in a very easy-to-digest format. Whether you love ‘em or hate ‘em, memes are an important part of modern discourse.”
#16
Dilly Millandry 3 weeks ago (edited)
It will be under my dog... he often changes the channel with his arrsse!
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Lily bloom 3 weeks ago
I literally just oicked up a plastic severed hand at the thrift store 2 days ago that is currently stuffed in the couch waiting for someone to find it and freak out
nottheactualphoto 3 weeks ago
I see the typo now, but "oicked up" made me think "vomited."
Load More Replies... Mike F 3 weeks ago
I got a pair of chairs from a former coworker that he had in his place for a couple of years. I was putting covers them and when I stuck my hand in the crevices I knew how Howard Carter felt looking into Tut's tomb. I found two sets of keys, one of those butane matches (about 9" long) and lots of other stuff, though no $$.
Anne Roberts 3 weeks ago
Last time I reached between the cushions I found 4 pair of my reading glasses. Bingo! 😁
Bananaramamama 3 weeks ago
The last time we looked for the remote in the couch we discovered the lining had ripped and it was a treasure trove of lost goods. Now when things are missing in our house you will inevitably hear "did you check the hole?"....
#17
E Menendez 3 weeks ago
I do this, so I don't think there is anything wrong or strange about it.
Spidercat 3 weeks ago
You're fine. I do this and I also work out ratios between things so I always have juuuuuuust the right amount left. For instance, when finishing a fry up breakfast, the last mouthful MUST include the yolk of the fried egg, some bacon and a bit of waffle or hash brown.
Auntriarch 3 weeks ago
Nope, my grandad told me to eat what I don't like first. I even made up a song about it (which I have fortunately forgotten). But you have to save the bonne bouche for last.
Huddo's sister 3 weeks ago
My grandad used to tell a tale of woe, about a girl who saved the best to last, then dropped it in the dirt, a tale I chose to ignore!
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Stardust she/her 3 weeks ago
Same here, when eating food I usually separate it into four quadrants and take small bites from each to determine the best one and then I work my way from the least favourite to the favourite
moggiemoo 3 weeks ago
I do this. Unfortunately, there have been occasions when, by the time I get to my favourite bit, I'm too full to eat it. It's really disappointing.
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TotallyNOTAFox 3 weeks ago
Of course, otherwise you'd have the taste of your least favourite thing linger as aftertaste
Tonyah Mcanelly 3 weeks ago
always save the best for last. it gets the cringe out of your mouth
#18
Michael Largey 3 weeks ago
Being hit by a texting driver is not a conscious decision.
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Jeff White 3 weeks ago
While obviously obvious, I am afraid this observation will not change anyone's decision.
Blanchfield also notes that memes have a powerful way of creating connections between people. It’s common for people to feel lonely and isolated in this modern age when we spend so much time staring at screens. But memes can break through these barriers by reminding people that we actually have a lot in common. Memes about mental health issues or common struggles can help individuals realize that they’re not alone. Even funny images about hobbies or music preferences can help people make friends with others who share common interests.
#19
Mike F 3 weeks ago (edited)
True story, it's good that those are the way they are. When I was in the second hospital after my lung collapse they brought a guy into my room who had just come out of bariatric surgery. It was night time and the curtain was pulled between us. He started, almost immediately, to experience complications from the surgery but could only moan, not talk yet. I got up and dragged my IV stand with me and started yelling down the hallway to get attention. They finally got the dude back into surgery and fixed him up. He and his wife were very grateful as, I was told later, he could have died.
David Morgan 3 weeks ago
"Well, I was vacuuming the billiards room, in the n**e because it was really hot that day, and I guess I must have tripped and fallen on it"...
Load More Replies... Multa Nocte 3 weeks ago (edited)
It's stressful enough being in the ER without being next to a curtain behind which an entire medical team has rushed in and is doing loud but unknown actions.
Lotekguy 3 weeks ago
Better that someone else needs that degree of attention than for you to need it.
Load More Replies... Lee Gilliland 3 weeks ago
And yet you aren't supposed to consult a doctor in a non-private area.
CatD 3 weeks ago
I was in the ER with my husband and we listened to a woman talking to a doctor about her cardiologist. " Who's your cardiologist?" the doctor asked. "Dr Mengele" she said "Oh, he's a good doctor" My husband and I were shaking with laughter. I I were a doctor with that infamous name I would have changed it.
Did I say that out loud? 3 weeks ago
I'm interested to know the context for this picture. I've never been in a single A+E department with this type of layout.
LookASquirrel 3 weeks ago
Unfortunately my clumsy bùtt has required many trips to the ER starting in the 70's and my dad was schizophrenic so had to go through an ER first before being admitted to a psych ward , and this was how they were in the US, at least in NE Ohio until the late 90's when they started making more individual rooms which i am thankful for.
Load More Replies... Brandi VanSteenwyk 3 weeks ago
Had to laugh at the memory of sitting in an Army Urgent Care facility much like this and hearing the soldier in the bed next to mine keep repeating (I am NOT kidding) "Dude, where's my car?" over and over to his buddy who kept responding with "We left it over at the park." Apparently they had been playing football and the patient soldier had a concussion. Those curtains allowed a level of humor unsurpassed by imagination.
Janet Horwith 3 weeks ago
"You'll never get out of here, Norman! Your mother has been dead for years! Come get your candy, now. There's a good boy.
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Zig Zag Wanderer 3 weeks ago (edited)
I was with my daughter (25 but looked about 15) getting a prescription. She had got a prescription (so they knew her surname), and I was picking one up for my wife. The cashier, when talking about the meds, kept looking towards my daughter. I had to point out that this wasn't my wife, it was my daughter. I mean, I was about 55,and I STILL had to point this out. I'm not sure how people think any more.
Upstaged75 3 weeks ago
Yeah, my dad was with me at the hospital one time when I was having a procedure. The doctor asked if he was my husband. 🙄 Maybe they see a lot of old guys with young women? 🤷♀️
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Son of Philosoraptor 3 weeks ago
My ex wife was 5ft zero, tiny and blonde. I had a beard. People constantly thought she was my daughter. We did get her in cheap to the Renaissance Fair though, told them she was 14! 😁
Janet Horwith 3 weeks ago
A new server at our usual pub was flirting with my hubby and asked him "can I see some ID, please?" He started laughing and I asked "what about me?" She looked over her shoulder and told me "well, you look your age!"
Crystalwitch60 3 weeks ago
Ouch , that’s disciplinary right there , u never talk to customers like that ! cheek of the mare
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Trophy Husband 3 weeks ago
A couple of weeks ago I was out with my wife and daughter, and I was holding my wife's purse. My wife had wandered off and the salesperson saw me with the person commented on it and I said "thanks, it's my wife's" so she wouldn't think that I just carried around an elaborate first. Is she then starts looking at my 17 year old daughter and thinking something was amiss. But just them my wife walks around the corner and I said "there she is now." And the other person said "oh, that makes sense."
#21
Another great benefit that might come from sharing memes is the fact that they make it much easier to say hard things. Opening up about your mental health struggles can be daunting, but if you find a meme that explains exactly how you feel, sending that might be much less scary. While you might want to eventually be able to express your emotions without the help of a funny image, there’s nothing wrong with easing your way into the conversation.
#22
TotallyNOTAFox 3 weeks ago
Remember, the base has to have a wider diameter than the rest for safe useage
TACO Don's Authentic TexMex 3 weeks ago
That sounds like something a fox would say...
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TACO Don's Authentic TexMex 3 weeks ago
I just want to thank each and every one of you for the comments on this post. This truly is a Christmas miracle
Michael Largey 3 weeks ago
Not really, but they're friendly in so many other ways.
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#23
WednesdayAddams'HashbrownOrder 3 weeks ago
And then hit the snooze button
Load More Replies... Remi (He/Him) 3 weeks ago
No way. I can't fall asleep in just 4 minutes. Even 30 minutes is kinda pushing it
Michael Largey 3 weeks ago
I would no more give up four minutes of sleep than I would four minutes of oxygen.
Nikki Sevven 3 weeks ago
I just get up, because the anger I feel at the early awakening will be utterly insignificant compared to the anger at having to wake up twice, 4 minutes apart.
Laura Lawson 3 weeks ago
My body decides it doesn't want to sleep when I would like it to, but will sleep like the dèad in those 4 minutes. I still don't understand how...
n8ggkbh7xj 3 weeks ago
Definitely. Some of the best sleep I’ve ever gotten was in that 9 minute « snooze ».
#24
UnclePanda 3 weeks ago (edited)
As a school kid having the bright idea to use hot water from the sink, I 'feverishly' showed my parents my temp of 112F. It didn't go the way I was hoping
Multa Nocte 3 weeks ago
I did that and the thermometer broke because the water was too hot.
Load More Replies... Remi (He/Him) 3 weeks ago
Say got the thermometer as a souvenir from US or something
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We hope you’re enjoying this funny list full of relatable memes, pandas. Keep upvoting the ones that you can’t wait to share with your friends, and let us know in the comments below how you’re getting in your daily dose of laughter this winter. Then, if you’re looking for another article from Bored Panda that will get you giggling, look no further than right here!
#26
Crystalwitch60 3 weeks ago
I’ve got a few spare lol. before u use em for seeds that is. when ur a gardener everything is useful
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PenguinEmp 3 weeks ago
Lies. All lies. I am still using the box my s4 came in. Just the perfect size for passports, birth certificates and tiny but important things as well.
Daya Meyer 3 weeks ago
Used it to send my phone back for repairing. It had the perfect size and shape.
OneHappyPuppy 3 weeks ago
*glancing at the new box my phone just came in* *glancing at the other three in my cupboard from old phones* naah...
Mike F 3 weeks ago
Not a millennial, but you can indeed use them. I put thumb drives in them and write the contents of each of them in the lid.
David Morgan 3 weeks ago
Multiple drives, or do you have a VERY small phone?
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Auntriarch 3 weeks ago (edited)
A dormouse. I'm definitely a dormouse. And get out of my dámn teapot.
Son of Philosoraptor 3 weeks ago
I am an owl in a world of hawks ... But I'm ok with that. Reference is from the Demons' Sermon on the Martial Arts, a great book.
GalleryCoronado 2 weeks ago
I am a night hawk. Bed at 3 AM; i get up at the crack of noon. Ruins my entire day to get up 2 to 3 hours early.
Anne Roberts 3 weeks ago
I used to be an early bird. Then I got a cat. Now I am a wee-hours-of-the-morning bird.
#28
childish gambling addiction 3 weeks ago
Sir David Attenborough, who else?
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Stardust she/her 3 weeks ago
I swear, stray dogs are so much more chiller because at least they don’t bark at every slight movement unlike someone’s pet dog who will chase you the moment they see you even if you’re not near its owner
Cuppa tea? 3 weeks ago
A proper dog will be alert, barking and at the door exactly 1 second before doorbell rings.
Smeghead Tribble Down Under 3 weeks ago
My tiny, less than 1kg female ferret was like this. If she could have barked, I reckon she would have sounded like a blo.ody Rottweiler or something.
CatD 3 weeks ago
So was my calico. She'd growl when somebody knocked at the door and go see who it was.
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Karl der Große 3 weeks ago
My dog needs to learn how to size up the competition before barking.
RomanceRadish 3 weeks ago
Stranger arrives. Dog makes noise. Stranger (eventually) goes away. Dog considers this a personal win.
Crystalwitch60 3 weeks ago
Exactly this lmao bar the staffie ,he just sits quietly on the sofa ,n looks like ,why should I bother barking , the other three do that for me , he’s the man of of the dog pack 😂😂let’s the women do all the work 🙄😂 n he’s like 4 to the other one of mines almost 4 n my foster terrors sorry terriers 6 , n yes they all spayed and he’s castrated to ,
#30
Mike F 3 weeks ago
Really, I've been closer to "space" on a flight to Atlanta.
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 3 weeks ago
"Space" when applied to astronauts refers to the void between planets. "Space" when applied to Katy Perry refers to the void between ears.
Lotekguy 3 weeks ago
I was thinking along the same lines, but you said it better than what I had in process. Kudos.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 3 weeks ago
That's why pets are awesome. You are ABSOLUTELY their favorite person. Who cares that you're not some other human's favorite person? XD
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Bored Retsuko 3 weeks ago
Then I remind myself I'm my pets' favourite person. (Not that they have much of a choice though, lol.)
highwaycrossingfrog 3 weeks ago
This was my neurosis as a very shy child, that no-one really wanted to spend time with me or enjoyed my company, or even thought about me at all (to be fair, I did tend to sit in a corner and not say anything, like a spanner). As a much less reticent adult I think it's my secret superpower because I never worry about what anyone thinks of me. Many people seem to have a lot of anxiety around people thinking critically of them. I continue to assume they're not thinking about me at all.
Senjo Krane 3 weeks ago
I was the same, and also came to the realisation that it doesn't matter. It is important to have at least one friend though.
Load More Replies... Stardust she/her 3 weeks ago
Those a******s always make plans without me and then get offended when I say they’re not my friends
BeesEelsAndPups 3 weeks ago
@Stardust, not for nothin', but is it possible there's a bit of begging the question here? My friends do things without me, because they aren't my friends. I tell them they aren't my friends, so they do things without me. You're a smart person, but I think you may be looking at things from the wrong angle. Perhaps try, "I will make more of an effort to include my friends in MY plans, to strengthen those relationships". That is how we build a virtuous cycle. If that doesn't work, then they are indeed not your friends, and it's time to make some new ones.
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BeesEelsAndPups 3 weeks ago
I am my dog's favorite person. Unless my girlfriend is here. Then I spend the next day reminding her of her treachery, by giving her extra cuddles and treats.
#32
BeesEelsAndPups 3 weeks ago
The fact that I carry a pocket-size computer with me that also knows the time.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 3 weeks ago
Whenever I get shanghaied into going to a musical or concert or whatnot with my mom and sister and I have to dress up, I slap on this lovely cheap Timex that has a quite-pretty metal band. It actually looks fancy enough to wear with a dress, and it has an Indiglo button for those times when I'm stuck in an interminable, awful musical and I can't pull out my phone to check how much longer I have to suffer XD
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detective miller's hat 3 weeks ago
If a watch costs that much money, I expect to also receive a small Victorian boy who follows me around and announces the time whenever I ask.
Cuppa tea? 3 weeks ago
Just bought my first smart watch. Casio F-105, price 21€. It has plethora smart functions - time, date and day of the week.
RomanceRadish 3 weeks ago
I'd be embarrassed wearing a grossly-overpriced watch (or shoes, handbag, etc).
#33
Bill Swallow 3 weeks ago
I'd be wearing a Santa suit 24x7. I would love to have infinite resources to do good things for people. (My favorite episode of 'Twilight Zone' is 'Night of the Meek'.)
Lady Eowyn 3 weeks ago
One of my favorites, too. The first time I saw it, and Art Carney's character sit down at the bar, I was expecting the usual b******g. They he says he's sad because he can't help others. That episode, and A Charlie Brown Christmas, are the most Christmasy stories out there.
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Julie S 3 weeks ago
This is why I turn up for work in pajamas because I want to be a bed tester.
Billie Jackson 3 weeks ago
(I'm old) At one time there were comics in the newspaper. One of my favorites was L'il Abner, who came home every day just so tired from his job. He was a mattress tester who slept on them every day.
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Dave Nalesnik 3 weeks ago
I had a Japanese friend who was ESL who aaalllmost nailed the metaphor when he exasperatedly said one day,”MAAAN! My s**t is so apart right now!”
HistoryNerd 3 weeks ago
Please explain why so he understands the context. That's how you learn colloquialisms
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Upstaged75 3 weeks ago
I work from home so I wear PJ-like clothing all the time. It doesn't suck. 😊
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Vexed Panda 3 weeks ago
I'm good to go till the bra comes off so you better need a rescue within 45 minutes of me getting home!
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QueenKittyCat 3 weeks ago (edited)
Is this how little girls get ponies from their daddies? I want a unicorn that has it's own stable and a hefty food source that I don't have to pay for.
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Lotekguy 3 weeks ago
He has a lot to be upset about - especially from many of those who claim to be acting on his behalf.
Load More Replies... TotallyNOTAFox 3 weeks ago (edited)
Last time somebody crossed him didn't turn out well for Jesus though...
Krystal Keener 3 weeks ago
Who tried to put debt collectors in temples again!? Jesus done threw hands about that last time.
CatD 3 weeks ago
It wasn't debt collectors. It was merchants and money changers.
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Scott Rackley 3 weeks ago
The look my brother and I give each other for the same reason. Our humor is highly inappropriate.
kaojinn 3 weeks ago
I can't decide if that smiling monkey looks more like Jake Gyllenhaal or Emilio Estevez.
Bob Brooce 3 weeks ago
If you can't bring a conversation to a screeching halt don't try and tell me you've got a good sense of humor.
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Λjvo 3 weeks ago
Yep, the last thing we need in this recruiting hell is for them to hire candidates based on commute time.
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Orange Mum 3 weeks ago
We run a small demolition company in Australia and yes, it is not free time, so here in Australia in the building industry you get a daily travel allowance added to your pay
Thomas Gauthier 3 weeks ago
Does that cover going to the job site or the corporate site? In the US, you're supposed to get paid for going from your assigned or corporate site to the job site. You almost never get paid just for going to the corporate site.
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SchadenFreudian Psychology 3 weeks ago
This. Especially if some môtherfücker starts a traffic jam. I believe in capital punishment for people who start traffic jams.
Brandi VanSteenwyk 3 weeks ago (edited)
That is why I refuse to travel 45 miles to the main office for monthly, 1 hour staff meetings (I work from home M-T then travel 80 miles each way on Friday to a satellite clinic for a full day). It's logistically absurd to spend 2 hours on the road for a one-hour meeting. Even if lunch is included and I love my job.
Phaiax 3 weeks ago
That really is some high level complaining. Some people have a daily commute time of 2-3 hours and have to accept that. (Not me though, I drive a bike for 25 min)
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Bob Brooce 3 weeks ago
Reminds me of this sign thatIi saw in a restaurant a few years ago. next >
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AC 3 weeks ago
At least American children will be used to having a gun aimed at their head at an early age
Bob Brooce 3 weeks ago
For some reason I immediately thought you should have said "Holy water pistols, Batman!"
Load More Replies... Teutonic Disaster 3 weeks ago
I don't think that's what they meant with 'baptism by fire'... 😳
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Jeff Anderson 3 weeks ago
I wish I didn't have to see this meme 4 times a week
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Jaya 3 weeks ago
Dog: "The lower part of these curtains do not spark joy, I'm gonna get rid of them!"
Jaya 3 weeks ago
Yes penguin, obviously I am only repeating the same joke with just different wording (because I wanted to specifically reference Marie Kondo, because I think the idea of a dog who's always walking through the house thinking "hmm, does this object spark joy?" is funny).
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Michael Largey 3 weeks ago
"Literally just fold the laundry." Yeah, well I'll leave the fitted sheets to You - You're the miracle guy.
Diane H 3 weeks ago
Just tuck one end into the opposite side. There is no trick to this.
Load More Replies... highwaycrossingfrog 3 weeks ago
*looks nervously at the corner where the clothes have been hanging on the airer for 4 days*
BC_Animus 3 weeks ago
Just have two laundry baskets. One for clean clothes, one for dirty, and just wear clothes straight from the clean basket.
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TotallyNOTAFox 3 weeks ago (edited)
I would never do that because I'm not a fan of ugly backrounds
LakotaWolf (she/her) 3 weeks ago
I couldn't imagine doing that even if I was pretty/not hideous XD (I am hideous.) My phone background is my old gray cat, gone these many years but still absolutely loved <3
Load More Replies... Msty_Wtrs 3 weeks ago
Sometimes when I'm dealing with bouts of depression I change my lock screen to a picture of me when I was happiest, it helps a lot to remind me that better things can come.
veirdbuttrue 3 weeks ago
I'm happy that this helps you and it makes good sense because when you are in the grip of depression you can't remember a time when you were ever happy!
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nottheactualphoto 3 weeks ago
Or one of the fakes where his IQ is greater than his hat size
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DrBronxx 3 weeks ago
I have spent way too much time asking ChatGPT about low yield investments, and how much I would need to invest in order to comfortably live off the returns. After I pay off the mortgage and car loan, of course. Y'know, standard preparation for my surely inevitable lottery win. I know, I know, I have wild plans.
Brandi VanSteenwyk 3 weeks ago
Absolutely!! Let me win the PowerBall jackpot. Just once... I won't ask for anything else... I promise. Just this once...
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Cuppa tea? 3 weeks ago
That's not old. That knowing your priorities and prioritize mental health.
Thalia Lovering 3 weeks ago
That's not being old, that's being cold. I never feel the need to stay inside during the summer.
Anne Edwards 3 weeks ago
The most important thing is are those licorice twists raspberry or cherry?
Brandi VanSteenwyk 3 weeks ago
Hell, if this was true, people would look forward to getting old.
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Alyx Is Indeed A Rock 3 weeks ago
Did you really have to make an AI picture of a dog being playful
Gizmo 3 weeks ago
For real! My dogs love to have a no holds barred wrestling match on the bed, the second I get into bed.
Load More Replies... Brandi VanSteenwyk 3 weeks ago
Worse when even treats don't do the trick. Sneaky little booger is the king of Dine & Dash.
Crystalwitch60 3 weeks ago
My staffie does this ❤️so so cute lol n im pretty sure a real pic could have been found ffs A I your fired ,
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Karl der Große 3 weeks ago
I would feel this way, too, if I climbed in my truck to find the steering wheel on the wrong side.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 3 weeks ago
Aha, so you're a Pisces like me! And you were born in the Year of the Horse XD (I was born in the Year of the Dog.)
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Smeghead Tribble Down Under 3 weeks ago
Newcastle, NSW, 10.31am saturday 27th September 1980 ~ (Libra/Year of the Monkey/hates astrology with a burning passion)
laura lee 3 weeks ago
I see you ascribe to the philosophy of keep your friends close, your enemies closer
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lol during crossroads 1965 my mum wasn’t amused she loved that soap (uk) lol
Valegro 3 weeks ago
Well obviously not, astronomy is based on science and research. astrology on the other hand is a bunch of nonsense
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The girl wants to check the son's astrology sign/chart to make sure they're "compatible" astrologically.
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sbj 3 weeks ago
When you're a child you're disappointed when you get socks but as you age it's all you want for Christmas
highwaycrossingfrog 3 weeks ago
When you get to my age, you have to start specifying "no socks for Christmas" because you have so many
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I literally just got 6 pairs of socks for Hanukkah that I asked for! I am so happy
YukiChou 3 weeks ago (edited)
Happy Chanukkah! I got a darning loom I had on my wishlist list.
Load More Replies... TotallyNOTAFox 3 weeks ago (edited)
Not to mention that we owe only 3 pairs of shoes max. - Everyday wear, fancy ones and (if necessary) work boots
BeesEelsAndPups 3 weeks ago
I have four pairs of fancy shoes (to match different suits). My everyday shoes. My indoor shoes for winter. And two pairs of flip-flops, one for indoor and one for outdoor. I don't walk barefoot in my house because I have pets, and one is a cat who likes to puke on things.
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Margaret H 3 weeks ago
Odd, isn't it, how a mother can buy her adult sons socks and jocks for Christmas, but it would be decidedly weird for a son to buy his mother some underwear!
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TotallyNOTAFox 3 weeks ago (edited)
Wrong quote for that scene. Alas poor Yorick, few know your story well.
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LillieMean 3 weeks ago
This is why all the packages in my house look like they were gnawed open by a loose gremlin after midnight.
Upstaged75 3 weeks ago
Same. Some days all I ask is that a package/box opens like it's supposed to. That never seems to happen.
Load More Replies... KatWitch57 3 weeks ago
Only because eventually you remember to use a knife.
Load More Replies... Billie Jackson 3 weeks ago
I think the sealing machines do extra glue on every seventh package.
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Lotekguy 3 weeks ago (edited)
Having a cat with the Moe Howard hairdo doesn't work unless you have a hairless for Curly and a poodle for Larry.
highwaycrossingfrog 3 weeks ago
My poor sister. Somehow she got this treatment while I escaped
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detective miller's hat 3 weeks ago
I love how confused people get in my car when Abba comes on after 20 minutes of death metal.
Mike F 3 weeks ago
The 21st century answer to Top 40 radio. It was a great time to be alive, Iron Butterfly followed by Aretha Franklin followed by Buffalo Springfield...
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Laura Lawson 3 weeks ago
My play list has P!nk, Meatloaf, Kpop, Miss Saigon, Les Miserables, Queen, Disturbed & the glorious Ms Gloria Gaynor. You never know what's coming next! 🤣
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Stardust she/her 3 weeks ago
I have an eye that’s small and it’s so sensitive to light that sometimes it appears like I’m winking in bright areas. My greatest fear is that someone would think I was winking at them on purpose and make a move or something
BossyCloud 3 weeks ago
Lol I also keep one eye closed when it's bright out! I've never considered that someone would think I'm winking, instead I always wonder if someone will see me from the side and think I'm walking around with my eyes closed!
Load More Replies... SchadenFreudian Psychology 3 weeks ago
Reminds me of Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Except the dog is actually cute.
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PenguinEmp 3 weeks ago
Yup that was me. Not a day goes I get texts asking me to give them a smile. They miss seeing my face everyday and the positive things I say.
SchadenFreudian Psychology 3 weeks ago
OMG yes. Thank you Chuck, Jim, Matt, Cathy, Bob, Red, Tyeshia….and many more.
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UKGrandad 3 weeks ago
I gave my grandsons a pile of ripped-up cardboard for Christmas. They'd said that they wanted an ex-box.
Crystalwitch60 3 weeks ago
Go grandma 😂, love her lmao sense of humour totally , n he’s to young for one anyways ,grandma not stupid !
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Multa Nocte 3 weeks ago
But we are only part way through and there is still Christmas . . . . .
Auntriarch 3 weeks ago
I bought my mother a cheese tree from Aldi for Christmas! Job done.
Load More Replies... Crystalwitch60 3 weeks ago
But but , where did the year go LITTERALLY ,last time I looked it was last sodding Xmas argh , is it me or are the years flying past faster as we age 😳😱
Brandi VanSteenwyk 3 weeks ago
You know it's been a bad year when memories of 2020 start to look good.
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Crystalwitch60 3 weeks ago
Me tb , I text my kids , or I wait till they home , ,since they still live here. unless I know I,ll forget so I text , calls I make only if I need to ie bills etc nothing more n I rarely answer my landline cos it’s ALWAYS scammers , anyone decent needs me they ring my mobile lol despite having unlimited calls n text on mobile n unlimited calls on landline , I do t wanna talk to anyone 😂
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Chicken Nugget - they/them 2 weeks ago
I ain’t included on the statistics, but thats fine……🥺🥺🥺🥺
Stardust she/her 3 weeks ago
Girl to girl? It’s 10 minutes tops and even that;s pushing it to an extreme
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Lotekguy 3 weeks ago
You won't always come out ahead from speeding, but if you never speed you never will.
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Crystalwitch60 3 weeks ago
Unless your in uk 😂then the world for some reason STOPS with the mere hint of snow , where as places as have it like that each year just get on with it , our schools closed due to snow , trains same etc , don’t affect me living in the sticks n housebound , but it’s always been the same aww snow beautiful world halted 😂
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Crystalwitch60 3 weeks ago (edited)
Let me have a think on this … ok I thought NO NO I AM NOT ,
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Crystalwitch60 3 weeks ago
Fact ! I get asked if I’m out in garden , how come we don’t see you down pub or village much .me … it’s to peoplely out there !! 100% my reply lol
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Blackmoon The Dragon 3 weeks ago
Sometimes I have dreams and then situations later come up exactly like the dreams with the same people and everything and I wonder if the dream was a dream, or if I was remembering it incorrectly, or if it was foresight, or whatever the heck our minds do xD
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Spidercat 3 weeks ago
That is not diagonally cut. It's just slightly off centre. Thanks I hate it...
nottheactualphoto 3 weeks ago
Regardless of the cut, that looks like some nasty-аss "cheese food." What I do: First, shred the cheese! Second, use a mix of something with good flavor (cheddar, gruyère, etc) and something that's melty (emmentaler, american, etc). Third, "grill" it in a cast iron skillet with butter over low heat; low and slow.
Patricia the Grey 3 weeks ago
This is how I cut my sandwiches because I have to express my renegade somehow!
Crystalwitch60 3 weeks ago
Don’t care how they cut tbh ligit never bothered me , I,ll take the toasted cheese sarnie but hard pass on other two !
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Auntriarch 3 weeks ago
And you'd have to eat a kilo of sprouts to get the same amount of vitamin C as you can get from four margaritas
Fransanchez 3 weeks ago
How on earth did you find that out ?!?!?!?!?! That's impressing, tho
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Brandi VanSteenwyk 3 weeks ago
As I glance over and see these exact little goodies just waiting for patients to accept my little gift to them.
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QuincyForrest 3 weeks ago
I'm in the northern hemisphere, and since I'm unable to go anywhere else it might as well be the whole world.
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Sue User 3 weeks ago
I had this one stuck the other day: secateurs. Couldnt think of American english. Clippers/ pruning shears.
Load More Replies... OneHappyPuppy 3 weeks ago
As a multilingual and someone who uses three languages on a daily basis, yes, I get this. Luckily I'm not at a point where I mix up the language in regards to who I'm speaking with, as I see is very common with other multilingual people.
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Laura Deckers 3 weeks ago
That's cookie dough, and that is not an accident. They made cookie bowls.
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Did I say that out loud? 3 weeks ago
If it's not my face, it's my gob. Fortunately, I'm past caring now.
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Bruce Mardle 3 weeks ago
Reminds me of an episode of "Mork and Mindy" where Exidor painted eyes on his eyelids so his "enemies" wouldn't know if he was asleep.
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Dave Nalesnik 3 weeks ago
All social media is designed to keep your attention engaged for as long as possible, so giving you exactly what you want in an efficient manner will NEVER be in the cards.🫤
Zig Zag Wanderer 3 weeks ago
Startup idea: posts from people you actually meet in person. In the order you meet them.
Mike F 3 weeks ago
If it were possible, I'd love to do with the BP "fam" like we did with fellow CBers back in the 70s. They were called coffee "breaks" and some folks would get together and rent a hall then broadcast the location and time. Everyone kicked in a few bucks and they had refreshments and you got to meet all the people you typically just talked to by radio. They were great fun. I would love to do something like that but we're from all over the world so it's not doable, sadly.
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FireWithFire 3 weeks ago
You are using social media to post this comment. Are you not aware of the fact?
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Rafael 3 weeks ago
Of course not, don't be silly. They built the mall around it. Duh!
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David Paterson 3 weeks ago
This post is weird. It can't be from a man because men don't care if they're attractive. It can't be from a woman because women don't care aboit aliens.
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G A 3 weeks ago
That's the same one looming out of the window higher up (in cardboard form)
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TotallyNOTAFox 3 weeks ago
It's a reflex as reaction to expected pain, making a noise or cursing can lower pain intensity
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Brandi VanSteenwyk 3 weeks ago
The top is how you do it when EVERYONE loves the iced edges. Quite crafty is you ask me.
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TotallyNOTAFox 3 weeks ago
It's the other way around though, winter time is the natural state while Daylight savings was established in WW1 by setting the clocks one hour ahead
highwaycrossingfrog 3 weeks ago
That doesn't affect the fact that 7 am is now 6 am
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David Paterson 3 weeks ago
I suspect that a hellhound who is blind in one eye is not an appropriate picture for this.
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Pieter LeGrande 3 weeks ago
And pineapple, beetroot, onion rings, lettuce, cheese and tomato sauce.
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Anony Mouse 5 days ago (edited)
Nope, the chicken is still walking around the farm. The others, on the other hand…
David Paterson 3 weeks ago
I thout for a moment that that was a snake in that image.
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Robert Trebor 3 weeks ago
Like having the 2nd letter of a crosswod answer, then getting the 2nd to last, then immediately the whole word.
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Remi (He/Him) 3 weeks ago
Being bald doesn't stop guys from being hot. Just look at captain Picard
Khavrinen 3 weeks ago
And women wouldn't have anything to do with me back when I still had hair, so the opposite is also true.
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Remi (He/Him) 3 weeks ago
I've seen this before and I still think they might have taken the tattoo after surviving some heart issue
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Daya Meyer 3 weeks ago
I would never give the command to my partner that he has to go and make something and than complaining about that he didn't do it the way I wanted. But I wouldn't post pics of a young child on IG so what do I know?
Brandi VanSteenwyk 3 weeks ago
Frankly, I would never "COMMAND" my partner do anything. A kind request is much more effective.
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QuincyForrest 3 weeks ago
I took a screenshot, flipped it upside down in my photo editor, and all I can see is an upside down bird. Oh. I was told, wasn't I? And I turned it upside down anyway.
Radek Suski 3 weeks ago
I always ask myself if people posting things like this are expecting me to rotate my 32" Monitor?
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Steve 3 weeks ago
Seeing how his nose is bigger than most guys d!cks, I doubt he died a virgin.
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Giles McArdell 3 weeks ago
Just to be pedantic - it's been discovered that the appendix stores extra "good" stomach bacteria for use after an illness when the stomach's levels of bacteria can be low.
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Spidercat 3 weeks ago
You are clearly blessed. I do get it and wish I didn't. People are vile...
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Greg Weaver 3 weeks ago
If you JUST save 100 dollars every day for a year ......you must have a good job!
Brandi VanSteenwyk 3 weeks ago
Scoot that punctuation over a bit and switch it out... But your English just might be as bad as your math....
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S Bow 3 weeks ago
I believe it's referring to having a job in order to pay bills.
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