If there is one thing that netizens don’t seem to get bored of, it’s memes. Coming in all shapes and sizes and covering nearly everything from A to Z, they add up to quite a big chunk of the content on the internet and are a focal point of many social media accounts.
Today, we want to shed light on one of them, the ‘nowthatsfunny1_’ Instagram account, boasting an abundance of random funny memes and a fan base of more than 132k followers. If you’re curious about what said account has in store, scroll down to find some of their best memes on the list below. And, while scrolling, you know what to do – make sure to upvote your favorites!
On the list below, you will also find Bored Panda’s interview with Dr. Lynn Zubernis, a licensed clinical psychologist and the Program Coordinator for the Clinical Mental Health Counseling Program at West Chester University, who was kind enough to answer a few of our questions about the role online communities play in people’s lives nowadays.
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Snopes says this is a legend, and has been told many times, and with slightly different details. However, there is no evidence to show it is true.
Load More Replies...I’ll take any dog over a man any day. They usually don’t pee in front of the toilet and don’t try to hump your leg as much.
Load More Replies...Cute, but if true that means some shelter worker(s) wasted their time on 15,000 phone calls.
Oh no! I have turned off auto correct on all my phones over the years. Does that mean I've unalived them all!!
This helps! Sometimes autocorrect can be quite funny when texting. My mom has sent me some great ones.
And now AI versions of spell check/grammar check are altering correctly spelled words to their wrong tenses.
I miss the days when the FBI monitored my phone and iPad cameras 😢
Load More Replies...What I would like to know is how the little scamp got out of my vehicle and invaded my phone.
Reminds me of an old joke: "My grandfather downed seven German fighters and three bombers during the War. He was the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had..."
are we doing parents dead? When my {adopted} mom passed, 5 minutes after she went, I got a phone call...On it said Mom... Now see her phone was 100% off and across the room on the couch that a nurse and I could see, all off, the nurse stopped covering her face {she passes only a min or so before it, not even cold} and looks at me.... I pick my phone up, and.... I Hang up turn to moms body and yell at it "DAMN IT MOM, I KNOW YOUR DEAD, CALL MY BROTHER OR SIS CAUSE I ALREADY KNOW!" I start laughing so hard, and the nurse is looking at me like I'm crazy and horrified, and I tell her "Mom would be stupid enough to call ME to tell me she's dead!"
Dark humor helps. When my dad died, mom's birthday lunch (88 yrs.) had been reserved for the next day. She said we should all still go out so my sisters and I, 2 husbands (1 official & 1 quasi-official) and several grandkids all went out for a very fancy lunch. When time came to pay, mom and my oldest sister, the accountant, were trying to decide which credit card of mom & dad's to use and mom said "we'll use (dad's name) card. If he can't make it to my birthday lunch then the least he can do is pay for it". We all stared at her and then started laughing hysterically because we all knew that if dad had been there, he'd have been laughing the loudest at her comment.
Load More Replies...They're gonna want proof he wasn't driving, or his premiums will skyrocket
The coffin ejector seat needs a little more work done I'm sorry to say.
Started back in 2017, ‘nowthatsfunny1_’ is now a community of over 130k like-minded people, seemingly united by a love of funny memes. But that is just one of the countless groups and pages dedicated to one topic or another, showing how important it is for people to belong to a group of like-minded individuals, even if over distance.
While talking about the significance of online communities, Dr. Lynn Zubernis noted that people are naturally motivated to form communities. “In an evolutionary sense, if a human was not part of a community and was isolated, that usually meant being eaten by something. So we retain a strong need for a sense of belongingness,” she told Bored Panda in a recent interview.
Rude's not ok -but why was the teen not alowed to opt out of a place they did not want to go to? -and why buy the ticket without asking?
There are 3 cookies in a serving of Oreos. I can eat two damned servings, deciding if I even WANT the Oreos!
“In today's fragmented society, finding a group to join is not always easy,” Dr. Zubernis continued. “Neighbors may not know each other, or may have little in common. Families may be geographically spread out. That leads people to look for community elsewhere, and having a shared interest or passion makes finding an appropriate group easier. That's why fandoms are often important communities for people, because it gives strangers an immediate bond of something in common, and they can build a relationship—either virtually or in person—from there.”
I have a permanent ankle injury after hearing that noise from my cat in the middle of the night. For some reason I thought I could leap out of bed to run and put a towel down in time to keep it from getting on the rug. Which resulted in me being in extreme pain while I cleaned up cat puke. ;)
Please look at Sleeve Stars ankle braces on Amazon. My amazing foot/ankle surgeon (third opinion) that figured out my problems misdiagnosed over 30+ years and his new resident think they are great.comfortable and easy to clean.
Load More Replies...The bliss of having bunnies, they physically can’t be sick.
How about the sound of a retching toddler who has made his way into his parents bed?
This is soooooo true. that first retching sound and I'm more awake than I can possibly be.
It lives near the coffee and tea pots that dribble half in your cup and half on the table. It is an evil place.
Load More Replies...When it comes to overpacked napkin dispensers, we have no choice. Workers overpack them so they don't have to repeat this task throughout their shift, but it doesn't work because they end up on the tables and floor, so the dispenser needs to be refilled. Just do it right, for everyone's sake.
I once worked in a place where that was an issue that was an issue that we addressed often. As a result when we filled them we never stuffed them and the dispensers work as intended.
Load More Replies...Since I used to fill these napkin dispensers in my previous life, I don't even mess around these days. I just pop the sucker open, take what I need and leave it open for the next person.
Much like the huge roll of toilet paper you find in some public toilets. Either it spins around like a whirling dervish, or just sits there all stubborn like.
Dispenser: Do you feel lucky...punk?? Me: I'll just use my sleeve, thanksandsorry
They should have explained automaticity. You end to go on " autopilot" and will only reach for or grab items you have to use at that location like a purse. Most kids inadvertently left in cars end up there because of a break in routine. The person who has them that day isn't the one who would normally have the kid at that time. Combine that with sleep deprivation and automaticity and bingo kid gets left. So if you are suddenly on drop off etc some kind of cue may be needed to break through " autopilot"
This, exactly. Ever been driving home from work and realized you don't remember the past few miles, even though you were driving? Ever walked into a room snd flipped the light switch even though you know the power's out? That's what this is. And no one is immune.
Load More Replies...Unfortunately many new parents are so sleep deprived that they drive directly to work on autopilot instead of driving past the daycare centre first and simply forget that they haven't dropped the kid of yet. Or they are so tired that they forgot that today they were bringing the baby to daycare instead of their spouse and don't realize the baby is in the car because their brain just switched to their standard routine.
Tie a string around you finger to remind yourself. Tie the other end to the baby.
My car remembers that a back door was opened every trip. I get 8 peeps if I forget to open and close the door. I have still forgotten "something important" many times.
I think a statistic I read is that most times children are forgotten is because of a change in routine, like if the mom always drops the kid off at daycare but one day the dad has to do it and then while driving autopilot takes over and he just goes to work... so think of it less as 'put something important in the backseat' and more 'always put something in the backseat that you have to retrieve every single day to ingrain it into your daily habit to always check the backseat'.
According to Dr. Zubernis, we need social support and connection to be healthy. “Social and emotional connectivity is one of the most powerful weapons against stress, loneliness and depression – particularly important in a time when loneliness has been called an 'epidemic'.
“Having a support network is associated with greater resilience and lower chance of developing post traumatic stress symptoms after a negative life event. In fact, the World Health Organization recommends improving social connectedness as a public health strategy to reduce rates of suicide.
“The more socially connected we are, the more likely we are to be happy,” the expert added. “Being part of a community is even associated with increased longevity. So, we're highly motivated to form communities.”
ROFLMAO! Oh, that is just *TOO* funny!!! (Would *love* Bill Gates to have been one of the people driving past...)
Driving at night in the fog is already tension-filled pressure, but to see this would put me over the edge.
That would actually make some of the things happening in the world today make sense.
I wonder how long it would take for THAT plastic to biodegrade?
Load More Replies...Holy c**p! That thing is just as ugly as it's supposed to be. Grandma has some major skills!
According to Dr. Zubernis, online communities function in similar ways to in-person ones; netizens form virtual communities for reasons ranging from entertainment and finding friends to searching for a place to belong.
“They can form around anything that people enjoy or are interested in – a sports team, a TV show, a breed of dogs, a Youtuber, a celebrity, and so on. When we're passionate about something, we naturally want to find others who share that passion – it's often described as finding like-minded people who are the only ones who ‘get it’. That's a good feeling, a way of feeling validated in our own proclivities,” the clinical psychologist explained.
Gotham must be in Texas where government safety regulations are considered communist.
Or those fights they have at night in factories, that are producing showers of sparks. No other product: just showers of sparks
Genuine question: Will OSHA still be operating if the government shuts down?
He will be wearing his letter mans jacket when he's 47 ... well, it will be the seventh or eighth one as they keep shrinking.
Load More Replies...I bet he's in the stands waiting for his turn at the caber toss. (If you've ever been, you know what I'm talking about.)
Somebody should have taken this kid to a barber shop a VERY LONG time ago. His parents have turned him into a mini redneck.
Nah, he's just a kid, the folks put the mullet on him. If anything, social predisposition will fück the kid.
But if his parents get divorced, will they still be brother and sister?
What it's about is in the name so they made a random thing up so the other dude would click
Load More Replies...And some chucklehead with a perverse sense of humor once said, There are no dumb questions.
Discussing how the internet has shaped interactions, Dr. Lynn Zubernis noted that there have been both positive and negative influences. “The positives include making finding a ‘place to belong’ easier, without geographical proximity required, so the scope of possible others is vastly widened. People might initially reach out to others based on a shared affinity, but the hyperconnected networks they build end up being useful not just to share that passion but to connect to others and form personal relationships that can be long lasting and life changing.
“On the other hand, the perceived anonymity of the internet can facilitate people who are already prone to bullying doing just that, and doing it more effectively and efficiently thanks to social media's algorithms and the ease with which one can hide behind an avatar. In my experience, many people who join virtual communities also seek out some of those individuals in person, coming together for concerts or conventions or other kinds of meet-ups.”
Early episodes of Survivor and Fear Factor told me some people don’t care which is one reason I stopped watching.
I quit watching Fear Factor after the duck egg one. That was too much.
Load More Replies...Which is technically correct as natural flavours are used to create others. Vanilla flavour was once gained from a**s glands of beavers, nowadays replaced with fluids harvested from a mold that feeds on wood
Always think of that when I would see Bertie Bott's Beans lol glad the gross ones aren't naturally flavored...or are they? 😏
And Riker. Riker taught me the proper way to sit on a chair
Load More Replies...Maybe it has been a long time since you've had the flu, but I can remember thinking that euthanasia was probably my best option.
Load More Replies...If there was something going around 3 states away, my ex got it. That doesn't include all the food poisoning from eating at gas stations (you shouldn't have to be told NOT to eat the sushi). It was the moaning, groaning, and infantile behavior I couldn't tolerate, so mark my words, it wasn't echinacea that was needed. It definitely was euthanasia.
That cracks me up because I swear by echinacea and when my husband moved in with me it took forever for him to be able to pronounce it correctly.
For many of us with husbands who have the flu, euthanasia has always been an option we have considered. Just TBH.....
“The fact that online communities are groups means that basic group dynamic theory also applies, and sometimes that can also be a negative,” Dr. Zubernis added. “In-group/out-group behavior is part of all groups, including virtual communities. Identifying an out-group and vilifying those people serves to shore up group identity and self esteem, increasing cohesion in the in-group. It also means that the internet is full of group A attacking group B in every possible permutation.”
#1: this is adorable and I love it so much. #2 I hope that you planned on eating those bananas at one time.
Now this one I have not seen before and I really want to make it now.
I'm glad they have used a photo of the real Clark Kent and not these other recent imposters.
(Clark is sent to Russia to do a story) Russia: "We have push Clark out of window and he have accident 10 times now, but still not die! Find higher window for him to fall from!"
Plan B: Serve him tea and a fresh pair of underwear
Load More Replies...That did actually happen in the comics. A sniper tried to shoot him while he was eating outside a restaurant on a date. Obviously the bullets bounced off and fell into his food and to hide the evidence he ate them. The sniper saw this happen and proceeded to nope out of Metropolis
... Really, BP? I mean, this doesn't really do anything. We know what the words are.
Load More Replies...Giving how incompetent some CIA assassination attempts are, their failures to kill Kent wouldn't even stand out as odd
Now that you mention it, I've never seen them together. Hmm...
Load More Replies...Insurance on them is so expensive because they are nearly impossible to do body work on them.
Load More Replies...To be honest, nothing being built today will be very restorable in 50 years. Too many sensors, too many motors, too many computers.
Used to be men experiencing a mid-life crisis bought a cool sports car because they could finally afford their dream, but now they're buying Tesla. My take away: men no longer have any taste when it comes to cars.
I parked next to a Tesla truck on Monday (driven by a guy… he left his vehicle about ten seconds before I left mine). They are so huge, ugly, and just all around ridiculous. They’re like Death Race 2000 (the original, of course) meets The Road Warrior meets Lego.
Load More Replies...Serious question, what would happen to all the battery waste generated by EVs in the coming decades?
“On average, we recover 95% of key battery elements and supply raw materials back to U.S. battery manufacturers.” https://www.redwoodmaterials.com/solutions/ The rest of the materials of the car, steel, aluminum, copper, plastics are just as recyclables as any other car.
Load More Replies...“For some people with disabilities or other reasons why face-to-face communication is difficult or even impossible, online communities facilitate and enrich virtual relationships that are a main source of support and validation. For most of us, time and distance make relying on online communication a significant part of our relationships, as well as the way we gain and share information,” Dr. Zubernis told Bored Panda, summing up the significance of online communities in people’s lives nowadays.”
Loved Key & Peele’s send up of the creation of Gremlins 2. Hilarious.
Load More Replies...As a very grown woman, when I've had menstrual or digestive pain, I describe it as gremlins that were fed after midnight and they're currently chewing on my insides LoL
The evil one was stripe, and I was terrified of him as a kid lol. His wiki, if anyone is feeling nostalgic https://gremlins.fandom.com/wiki/Stripe#:~:text=Stripe%20is%20the%20gremlin%20leader,deadlier%20than%20the%20other%20gremlins.
Load More Replies...I can hear it in the nasal, mumbly voice; sounds legit
Load More Replies...Maybe all the AA+ meetings should have all the participants wearing paper bags over their heads to maintain their anonymity.
I don't even know where that store is, but I'm already hiding.
Load More Replies...Now, where did I put my flamethrower...and the chainsaw...is there gas in the chainsaw? 🤔
I’m more concerned about an African figurine with sharp knives missing from the housewares section.
OMG Chucky is on the loose again, Run for the hills, and when you rouse them run for the big lumpy earth things in the background.
I'd like to be fired out of a cannon into the sea. Probably too expensive though.
You can get blueprints for a trebuchet on the internet if that is in any way helpful
Load More Replies...Last customer they had said he wasn’t feeling too chipper….. I’ll get my coat on the way out.
Umm ... yeah. Well, I suppose it makes for more effective fertilizer than cremated ashes.
When I'm dead, I want my body to be spread out in the park. I also don't want to be cremated. /s
Anyone who's watched Fargo already knows about the 3rd option. I can still see Carl's one foot with the white sock sticking out.
After reviewing all of my insurance options, including health and life, I have come to the conclusion that dying anonymously and being buried in a mass grave is the only affordable way to dispose of my dead body. It seems, I can't just let it rot in the woods and let the animals eat it. Evidently, I am toxic and nobody wants the animals to get sick. A nightmarish death by most people's standards is now my only funereal goal.
I thought it was a tree shredder. I might need to find someone to talk with about that thought
To be fair, if you're starting out as a self-employed gardener, a decommissioned hearse is incredibly spacious and probably in better condition than any used van at the same price point. Plus, you'll be the talk of the town for sure.
That game should be titled First Childhood Experience with Severe Anxiety.
Load More Replies...We had neighbours who did a moonlight flit, one very early morning, ( about 3.00 am). They were a dodgy family anyway. They woke us up with their noise. We were annoyed, but when we looked out the window and saw what they were doing we laughed so hard. We watched them try and put a fridge ( not theirs) into their car, they tried putting it in the front, then tried getting it in the back. It wouldn't fit, so and this is the funny bit, they took the shelves out the fridge and tried again. Off course it still didn't fit, but it was funny watching them. In the end they just left it. We knew the owners of the house and when they can to check on it , we told them what we saw, apparently the tenants had taken a lot of things that wasn't theirs to take. The house had been let part furnished, as the owners were trying to sell
If you can solve this toddler spatial acuity puzzle, then you're allowed to buy four chairs, a drop leaf table, two lamps, and 15 artificial plants from Ikea because we know that you'll be able to get it to fit in the car.
I think they're more likely to pick up a roast chicken.
Load More Replies...I'm sure if I had a Guardian Angel, they would be attending Therapy a few times a week
Most of the time I feel like instead of a guardian angel, the universe gave me a Murphy's Law fairy.
You know how parents can pass their fears onto their kids? Well, my mother was petrified of spiders, I mean hysterical-level fear. So, of course, I developed the same fear. Until one day I was taking a shortcut through a tunnel on campus someone told me would really save time between campuses. Got about a 1/3 of the way before I noticed it had an awful lot of spiders. Like something you'd see in a Nat Geo special. When I got through that tunnel, my fear of spiders was gone, and I've actually grown fond of them.
I love spiders. Granted, I live in a country where the spiders can't kill you. I'm always kind of spiders actually, now that I think about it, one of my favorite books when I was a very little kid was literally called "be nice to spiders". It was about a guy who worked in a zoo and he was mad that the cages had so many cobwebs so he went on a spider eradicating bent, but then there was a million flies, and he realized that the spiders were keeping the flies away, so after that he didn't go after spiders anymore and everybody was happier in the end.
My best friend and I were about 14 yrs old and laying in her living room watching TV. She freaks out and throws her blanket off, there was a giant hobo spider on it. We are both unreasonably arachnophobic so we stand on the couches screaming as the thing runs behind the TV. We decide we can't relax in that room anymore so we move to her mom's bedroom and lay on the bed and put our movie back on. A few mins later the spider runs into the bedroom after us, we both freak out and stand on the bed screaming. The thing stops at the foot of the bed with it's front legs in the air like it was trying to fight us. After about 10 mins of screaming and throwing things at it we finally hit it with a candle. They call hobo spiders the aggressive spider for a reason.
Did it have a bindle? /j Edit: I’m not awful and neither are you… mostly ;)
Load More Replies..."But if you can talk, can you also give me superpowers? I've been wanting that to happen for years."
They left out the bit where it starts crying that they love you and you're their best friend
I think I was married to him once...oh wait....this is a pig....oh well.......
ABC covered this story. The feral pig entered the DeGrey River area, stole 3-six packs while campers watched it finish them off. A while later the drunk pig came back looking for a fight and ended up being chased around a car by a cow. The campers named him Swino. Sadly, there isn't a video of this sporting event.
I've spent ages arguing with adult friends about who the responsible adult is
This is what we think “other adults” are doing; I can assure you, they are having their struggles as well
I wonder when I will become a "real" adult. I just had my 69th birthday and don't feel a day over 18 years old..
Best one ever to me was the set up outside the weed dispensary store.
I live in Pennsylvania, and if you want to buy more than a six pack of beer you have to go to a beer distributor. So when my girls were in Girl Scouts, we waited until the day before the superbowl and set up outside a beer distributor. We made a killing.
Load More Replies...they ALWAYS seem to have the food channel on at the gym in front of the stair masters & pre-cors.. ALWAYS
The people inside are watching to see who can resist. And seriously who can even afford them now, they are stupid expensive!
My girls used to sell at my spring antique show, almost 2 decades ago. We were able to do it for 3-5 years then some local Girl Scout mom complained and the show organizers decided we couldn't sell anymore. There were a lot of disappointed dealers that year. I told them all to complain to the show organizers but we couldn't get the ruling overturned.
You can do it, no matter the pastries...er, past tries you had...
I sometimes carry a pack of them for opportunities like this
Load More Replies...Quick! Call 9(lives)11!!! (this is for america, for Brits it is 999, for emergency services.
OMG laughing. Crying. Cant breathe. Dog thinks I've lost my mind. I'm awake now and dogs are begging to go out since I woke them up!
Oh, God, this is giving me nightmare flashbacks to some truly horrific and nerve-wracking drives I did long, long ago! Thank heavens, they were (mostly) trouble-free, but yeah, no fun at all at the time. One in particular - nighttime, Interstate, intense snowstorm, downhill grade, road was curving around a lot, and I was in the center of a complete circle of tractor-trailers and the car was steering as if on grease.
Our family went to visit kin in downstate Mich over Thanksgiving. Stopped for dinner just as it started to snow, 30 minutes later came out to an inch on the ground, conditions didn't improve the rest of the trip. 35 mph maximum speed to keep from sliding. Highlights.. folks in 4wd vehicles blowing past us, seeing them slid off 2 miles down the road. Called 911 on a few, dispatcher asked "Did you stop to render assistance?"..."No they were in such a hurry to get by us 2 miles previous.." ..."(chuckle) okay, safe trip".
Load More Replies...I've lived in Northern climates my entire life and have driven through some serious storms. My friends and I were travelling 4-5 hrs to see the Ramones in Rochester, NY, and the light snow turned into a storm that turned into a blizzard. We made it. And it was worth every harrowing moment of snow blindness.
Rochester is like an hour from my place if that, howdy friend!
Load More Replies...I'm so glad I haven't made the drive 300 miles to my college since the mid-80's. My 2nd most nerve-wracking drive was on my way back from Thanksgiving break. I was driving down a snowy/icy 2 lane mountain highway, at night, with lots of cars & trucks behind me and trying not to the slide off the road and with no place to pull over so everyone could pass me. Not helping my terror were the memories of my drive leaving college for that same break and the 2 car, head-on collision that happened on a similar road and almost right in front of me. I spent 2 hours there trying to help the victims and waiting for help to arrive. 4 of out the 5 college students involved died, 2 at the scene and 2 later at the hospital. Got a nice minor case of PTSD out of it.
Now imagine that driving down the side of a mountain...and there are lots of idiots from Florida, who think a rented 4WD or AWD means you can drive just like it was a normal, clear day...
My Dad tells about an experience like this when he was a boy ( late 1940s ). My Grandpa followed a truck for several miles through a storm, because its tail-lights were the only thing he could see through the snow. When the trucker pulled in to a diner to stop, he came back and asked if they were the ones who had been following him. When Grandpa said they were, he said, "I'm sure glad we both made it. When I realized I had gone off into a field, I was afraid to stop until I found the road again, or we'd all probably have frozen to death." Grandpa had been so focused on not losing his only guide, he'd never even noticed that had happened.
No doubt apocryphal, but there's an old story about two guys who were trying to follow the road in very bad fog. They were both poking along at just 20 mph, leaning out their open driver's doors looking at the double yellow line. Everything went fine until they met each other and had their respective doors slammed shut by the other guy's door.
Load More Replies...There is a time when you just pull over at a bar and Grill, eat dinner, drink lots, and pass out.
Grew up in the middle of nowhere on a gravel road that was the last to get plowed by the county. Am I in a field or on the road? I don't know, just gas it and hope for the best. At least you learn how to navigate bad road conditions.
For some reason, I love to drive in really bad weather. I've no idea why I do
Instead of asking where's Waldo people souls have been asking how's Waldo
Reminds me of when somebody told me "sorry you lost your dad" and I said "I didn't lose him, now I always know exactly where he is"
There's nothing under the headstone. They couldn't find him when it was time to put him in his forever home.
I'm 5'11". The last time I flew, I could literally not sit straight, because my knees dug into the seat in front of me. I had to sit sideways. I have no idea how people over 6' can fly...it should be illegal...it most certainly isn't safe.
My idiot boss booked my flights and the return flight from Chicago (I would have rather drove) had me between two tiny young men who obviously hoped no one would be in the middle seat. I was 5’ 8” 165 pounds so not fat just tall and curvy. Omg a Smart car is more roomy. They made me so uncomfortable and it was my first trip by myself and in a storm so I was nervous. I will never fly unless it’s an emergency or free which is unlikely.
Load More Replies...*Not pictured: Drunk woman peeing in the aisle or angry man fighting flight attendant for asking his kids to stop doing something stupid
PSA: progress is never linear. But think about it; if airlines still operated this way, how many of you do you think could even afford to fly? I imagine flights would cost around twice as much as they do now if there were more room and they served meals.
Nobody talks about the fact that the golden age of air travel was enjoyed by the 1%. The people in the pictures then, are on private jets now. Economically, it is lightyears better. We are so spoiled. And logistically, you sit in a 3 story building that somehow leaves the ground, goes 550 mph and you end up in destinations that not 100 years ago may have taken weeks to get to, under varying degrees of physical threat, sometimes extreme. FFS get over the "rigor" of air travel. The cheapest/for safest, most democratizing, world-altering, form of transportation ever invented.
Uff! After that, hope his demise was quick and painless! R.I.P. Kermit, you'll be missed
Maybe they should start calling it "Chicken Dino Sandwich". Now I'll enjoy my Human Ape Sandwich
I don't... I just say "tuna sandwich" or "tuna and cucumber". Maybe it's an American thing. They do like to clarify stuff like "English muffin".
We call them English muffins in Australia too, we have to distinguish them from sweet muffins. I tried putting just 'muffin pizzas' on the afternoon tea menu for work (after school care) and got some weird looks.
Load More Replies...Originates from the 1900's, when Tuna was a rather exotic and little known fish in most markets, even though the meat was cheap to come by even then. So, when offered a Tuna sandwich, the average person then wouldn't know what it was; so adding "fish" to the name helped people understand.
Oh, come now, I'm sure someone does! In fact, come to think of it, I bet now lots and lots of people do!! Language is a beautiful and ever evolving thing
I've wondered about this for years. Note it's only in the USA ..... to everyone else it's "tuna sandwich". Go figure.
I was going to say the same thing. Sad that lots of people feel this way. I'm shaking my head as I'm typing this.
Load More Replies...And we haven't even started 2025. I used to be terrified of something like this when I was a kid & worried that no one in my peer group would be able to run the country. My mom said everybody thinks that. Thanks, GenX/Boomers.
Younger males voted for him because they were swayed by podcasts.
Load More Replies...This meme is going to age like milk over the next 4-years as we look back to 2024 with nostalgia.
I just paid $80.00 to have the Heater Repair Man turn on the breaker that the last Heater Repair Man accidently left turned off.
You actually don't know how to check a breaker? American?
Load More Replies...It was on a friday afternoon, 5 minutes to quitting time, you can't blame them.
Those couple shingles, vented REAL good. Attic, not so much
Still not as shocking as the 1989 Mapplethorpe exhibit at the Corcoran that was shut down due to objections from North Carolina Senator Jesse Helms. That opened my eyes...
Old Jesse was a piece of work. Is? I don't know if he's still alive.
Load More Replies...RICK: There's ways to get back home, Morty. It's just it's just gonna be a little bit of a hassle. We're gonna have to go through interdimensional customs, so you're gonna have to do me a real solid. MORTY: Uh-oh. RICK: When we get to customs, I'm gonna need you to take these seeds into the bathroom, and I'm gonna need you to put them way up inside your b******e, Morty.
Mary had a little lamb It backed up to a pylon 10,000 volts ran up it's a*s And turned its wool to nylon.
If you had stuck to eating grass instead of Taco Bell, this wouldn't happen.
my roommate and I found a perfectly good gas grill being thrown out in our neighborhood, but it was about 1/2 mile from our house. So he rode in the trunk holding the grill behind the car... plastic wheels on asphalt is very loud, LOL
Man has a death wish. I just read that a woman was doing that on the interstate and she went with it.
I drove by a Comcast (cable/internet company) van flipped over on its roof the other day. one wheel was slowly spinning. Driver was standing on the curb with such a defeated expression.
That poor bastard was trying to figure out how to not get fired.
Load More Replies...There is no way this was erected while she was anywhere around or will ever be returning to the scene of the crime!! 🤣
The first marital argument won by a husband. He had no choice but to post this sign because he has some serious bragging rights. I could be wrong, but I think this made Guinness World Records.
As my father said, "I never drink AND drive. I only drink THEN drive."
If you study any law on any books in any state, you'll find a loophole.
Which begs the question, how do you get D!ck from Richard?
Load More Replies...OMG, I thought this was either a The Onion headline or an April's fools joke, they are/were apparently the real deal. That's so 'Murrrican, it hurts. 😂
Load More Replies...Yup. Very small, on the side of the smaller front cylindrical part, more or less directly down from the smokestack. Or were you talking about the three horizontal 'slits' on the side of the large boiler cylinder?
Load More Replies...That's my new name for my anesthesiologist...
Load More Replies...NO!....use a broom handle to extend the roller, use the possessed child for cut-in.
See? This is why I come here. This is professional advice.
Load More Replies...For those who want more spice in their relationship!xzI notice rings for tying your partner up1
A sneak peek at a future orange turds administration picks evaluations, I do believe
That would be funny if not true and so sad. We will all suffer, (unless we are the 1% of course!)
Load More Replies...A comment supposedly put on a military officer's evaluation --- "There is no national emergency , present or future, that justifies keeping this officer in uniform"
The recommendation form his previous employer said "You would be very lucky to to have this man work for you."
Load More Replies...Ever see the glowing recommendation evaluation with the foot note "read every 3rd word"? Kinda like this.
North Carolina has 14 seasons. On any day we could see the weather from any three of those seasons.
Hump Day!! Omg almost every Wednesday years ago we could hear the guys in the shop from our office 🤦🏻♀️😂🤣
Load More Replies...Transvestigators have gone too far/j
Load More Replies...Relax, medical marijuana users may be fine, check your state's program laws/rules. I'm sure states with recreational use, your job may have workplace policies
I don’t like what I’m seeing in this picture. I’ll give you a hint. 🍆 with a set of ⚾️🏀
Judging by this pic, the baby is probably a Chucky doll.
Load More Replies...That's kind of sad. The dude kind of looks like Walter White.
Who TF has ever called anything "concentrated milk"? No one. That's who.
Only twice have I dated someone because of their looks. One was a giant douche. The other was nice enough, but he was dumb as a rock.
My girl is dating me for my looks. I look like somebody she can outrun in case of a bear attack
Load More Replies...Thank you. Next time a fart at a urinal I will sing that.
Load More Replies...Isn't Doge Designer just an alternate account for Elon Musk? And we all know how he manifests himself...
If you watch those awful 5-minute crafts like I'm addicted to doing they can show you how to make one of these. XD
I think he lives south of my road somewhere. We have a "swerve to hit" driver goes by - not even safe to walk on the road, or at times to check my mailbox.
Now we can't even finish new lists?! Soon there just won't be any BP left.
Load More Replies...I hope that the 5 people dumb enough to pay for Premium can make up for the many, many people who will leave due to 'Continue reading with premium ' stuff.
"Continue reading with Bored Panda Premium" - How about.... no?
No, BoredPanda. You, of ALL stupid subscriptions, aren't worth my money.
Ha! Paywall? On BP of all sites? 🤣🤣🤣 Dudes, half of your content is from Reddit and the other half from BuzzFeed. Do you really want to try us?
Now we can't even finish new lists?! Soon there just won't be any BP left.
Load More Replies...I hope that the 5 people dumb enough to pay for Premium can make up for the many, many people who will leave due to 'Continue reading with premium ' stuff.
"Continue reading with Bored Panda Premium" - How about.... no?
No, BoredPanda. You, of ALL stupid subscriptions, aren't worth my money.
Ha! Paywall? On BP of all sites? 🤣🤣🤣 Dudes, half of your content is from Reddit and the other half from BuzzFeed. Do you really want to try us?
