They say not to count your chickens before they hatch. ‘Cause by doing so, you raise the chances for an instant loss of karma, dignity, and self-confidence, like, triple.
If you've ever been near the finish line raising your arms high in the sky, only to feel a cold wave of wind passing through while you enjoy the moment of not-earned victory, you need no further explanation. And if you are one of the lucky ones who hasn’t had their fair share of premature celebration-turned nightmare, please stay that way and keep on scrolling to see what not to do to become one of many.
Thanks to the subreddit r/Prematurecelebration, we now have the full-on archive of cringey glory that is a product of people celebrating just a microscopic little bit too early. So you'd better get ready to crack up big time.
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Rip
I feel like America in general has really bad education...I see children who are like 14-15 who can't spell correctly/ use proper grammar.. And I understand if it's the second language ( like for me) but isn't English the main language everywhere in America ? It shocks me how little they know lol ... Their education systems are f****d... Way more than ours at least
Load More Replies...It actually took me a while cause I immediately read Mississippi in my head and was trying hard to find the problem.
What was the song thing? "M, I, crooked letter, crooked letter, I, crooked letter, crooked letter, I, hump back, hump back, I" or am I the only one who remembers that? XD
Load More Replies...As a child, I remember playing an outdoor game called 'Mississippi'. We had to chant out: MI-SSI-SSI-PPI! To this day, I know how to spell it.
Random Selection
It's kinda sad if you're singeld out because you are associated by your appareance with people who want to harm others.
This is so sad. I was singled out in France on a flight to Germany while on a highschool trip (2005). I was the only brown person in the group and the person searching me was very...thorough. I was mortified. I can only imagine how humiliated this guy feels every time he gets on a plane. I felt an odd sense of vindication when the terrorists who stormed the capitol were barred from flying and they started sobbing and yelling about how unfair it was. Welcome to life on the other side.... and I’ve never been involved in an attempted coup.
That's very sad, I'm sorry iy happened to you. I'm sorry it's happening at all!!
Load More Replies...Some of us have to actually plan for this "random selection" and go to the airport an extra couple of hours early.
I'm of mixed ethnicities, but got all the "pale-arsed" genes (pale-to-the-point-of-transparent skin, freckles, darky auburn hair, grey-blue eyes), and I'm the palest one of my various-hued friends. To watch them anticipate such an experience, on a consistent basis, is heartbreaking and maddening. I do love being the 'ally' though, and making the bigots oh so very uncomfortable, by refusing to leave my friend(s) in these circumstances..... watching the bigots absolute discomfort is always entertaining. Just wish it wasn't necessary. :( <3
My boyfriend does this with me and I love it because I hadn’t been standing up for myself at all. Every time he makes them feel stupid. It doesn’t even matter if your board first class. They pull this no matter WHAT!
Load More Replies...Collecting him once he’s boarded the plane is f’d up on a whole different level. I’m estimating at minimum an hour passed between the time he left the security checkpoint and he boarded the plane. That was more than enough time for security to approach him. I get the sick feeling that an Islamophobic Karen saw him board her flight and called security, quite possibly making false accusations.
I don't remember a time when I wasn't "randomly" selected. My husband thinks it is funny .LOL I am 64 now.
:DD same here. I don't even pick up my carry on right after security check anymore since I always. get "randomly" selected for TSA bomb swab test& they ask me to stay away while they are doing it.
Load More Replies...To find out more about the community behind the r/Prematurecelebration subreddit, Bored Panda reached out to one of its moderators, u/N8theGr8, who was happy to share some insights.
The mod told us that the subreddit was created by u/potato88, who’s now a suspended user, back in 2013. Some time ago, though, the subreddit had no moderators, so the admins gave it to the current mod team, u/N8theGr8 said.
But since the subreddit revolves around a “kind of niche topic,” it’s not as active as it could be. “But we have half a million subscribers and it stays relatively active,” they added. Right now, the subreddit has 525k members in total and their community is still growing.
Death And Taxes
Reminder- it's illegal for us little people to use the loopholes the corporations bought for themselves.
Exactly. The rich do this constantly, I mean Trump tower was apparently government housing according to his taxes
Load More Replies...do people just not understand that other people can SEE the things they post on social media
Actually you are very unlikely to be audited, the so called IRS worker is cringe. I am an accountant and a business owner, and it is disgusting what people can and do get away with.,..not sure why when people don't like something they pretend its not something that happens all the time and doesn't get punished. If I wanted you to do them I could add to his comment and guess what, its legal...so thats the kicker here....Starting a business is not illegal, you do not need to be successful, and you can do all of this 100% legally.
So long if he is running an actual business, even mowing yards, he should be okay. My son in law did this when he's started mowing yards a few years ago. But is was a full time, 2 person small business
No? He’s claiming every dollar as a business expense when it’s not. That’s the fraud the IRS is talking about.
Load More Replies...Perfectly legal. The guy poising as IRS is a fake. Just do the above and go into a delivery business for one of the big companies like FEdex or UPS.
Actually nothing illegal here. Only issue is what business to operate? Try deliveries. That will do it. I doubt if the guy claiming to be with the IRS is legit. They never offer advice before the fact.
But we let CEOs and crooked politicians do stuff like that all the time. And anyway the IRS is a useless organization that doesn't even have a good grasp themselves on our tax codes and isn't constitutional. So down with the IRS!
They suck, and very happily ruin the lives of good people.
Load More Replies...This is just incredibly dumb. And people wonder why 2008 happened? THIS is why! Because people get credit-cards for all kind of s**t and have nothing to back up the credit with! THIS is the reason. This and the weird idea that having credit-debt is for some reason a good thing i nthe US that makes people trust you more? As long as you pay that debt now and then, everyone loves you. Even if you pay one credit from another credit-card. SMH.
Good Idea To Straight Up Tell Everyone That You're Scamming A Company
The worst part is that the driver who delivered the food can have their account deactivated because of this s**t.
Seems sufficient evidence for small claims court. Yes suing your own customers (does pay half of their meals) is a bad look, but it's a message here and I think it'd get enough sympathy.
They can't they're too stupid to figure out how to turn on the stove. Otherwise, they wouldn't be ordering doordash all the damn time.
Load More Replies...After more than 15 years of social media, it's fascinating how some people still cannot grasp the concept of their posts being read by litterally the whole world, including the company they're scamming.
This is why I take pictures of the items I'm selling while packaging when someone buys them. Years ago Amazon believed a lying customer and gave them a refund. I was out $60 due to that liar. And a blemish on my account. I wonder if Karma got them back for me yet.
When asked about the whole concept of premature celebration that the subreddit as all about, the moderator explained that it “just means celebrating some kind of win or victory before you really should.”
“Like a guy who runs a race and then slows down right at the end to do a victory jump and throw his arms in the air, only to be passed by the 2nd-place guy who then wins the race. Or 'Dewey Defeats Truman' newspaper held up by President Truman.”
2020 Is Going So Great
Too Soon
Technically, they drove carefully upto the sign. After that, care wasn't necessary.
Showing Off A Bottle Of Johnny Walker
Maybe it hit his toes and didn't break... I feel bad for the guy...
Load More Replies...Rollerblader Prematurely Celebrates Victory Then Gets Robbed
"Hasta el rabo, todo es toro". "It ain't over till the fat lady sings."
Lmaoooooo my big bro does this in Mario kart alllllll the time... and gets robbed. 😂
Oops
They will all eventually be delivered safely, this is the UK. Look at all that snow, the UK panics over 3" according to the Americans.
Load More Replies...i guess you can make that 15,999,999,999. it'll fit on the truck, maybe
Have you ever tired driving a lorry of that size with weight. There's ALOT more factors to it. Some car driver might have cut Infront of that lorry and rather than plough into the back of a car the person decided to run lorry off road to save lifes
Doesn't say all items...and they had already done that amount of deliveries..so not premature celebration. They likely delivered way more then that by the time this picture was taken since it's already on the side of the truck.
Stalker, 30, Who Called Police To Brag 'I'll Never Be Caught' Is Jailed
The new inmate is quoted as saying, "How could I have forgotten about caller ID?"
Microsoft Employees Holding A Funeral For The iPhone Following The "Success" Of Their Windows Phone
I would gladly see the i-phone get s**t. Everytime a new model is released, the only thing mind-blowing about it is the price (and people buying it for that price).
I really loved the Windows Phone. Was sad when they stopped updating it making it unusable. I still have it lying around.
I had a microsoft phone loved it. I had an iphone and took it back and exchanged it for an LG because that was the most overpriced pos i ever had. IPhones are way overjoyed and overinflated.
...Ok I feel dumb but..what's a windows phone? Is it just Microsoft's phone?
Windows Phone was quite good, just too late to the party and couldn't get traction thanks to the dominance of iOS and Android. Too bad, really.
Good Lasagaaa
They can do what Chandler and Rachel did in Friends with the cheesecake...
thanks for reminding me to keep a spoon in my jacket at all times:)
Load More Replies...No one should ever have to experience the pain of losing food like that... my condolences
They deserve it if they spell lasagna like that.
Load More Replies...If only they'd remembered the 'n', this might not have happened.
True, but if you want some crappy lasagna and wait for it patiently, it's still devastating to have it end up face-down on the floor. (I would always prefer the homemade version though)
Load More Replies...stick a knife between the container and the first layer that is now touching the floor, wedge it up a bit, slide a plate under. Now you have all but the top layers. Flip it back over, add some more cheese, stick it back in the oven to melt the cheese, drink some wine as you clean up the cheese and sauce off the floor.
My Friend's Two Most Recent Snaps On His Story
"Update: My therapist says I should stop sharing so much"
Load More Replies...What the heck, why does he want to snap pics of this?! DOES NOT COMPUTE
Just murdered my husband and got away with it!🚓🚓👮...oops prob should have not posted it
Kids these days have 0 common sense, it's truly sad
Load More Replies...Sneaks into theater: posts about it, bragging, instead of watching the film
Barnum said "there's a fool born every minute". Nowadays, they reveal themselves readily.
Seriously... get away with murder... post it on social media... get caught, cry about it... dumbasses....
Congrats...
The OP might have misunderstood. Happens. Or fiance got cold feet.
Load More Replies...This one is premature...but how. so many questions. Only ever seen this on TV and on posts like this. Where are these people who don't know if they been proposed to or not? Like was a big even when me and the wife decided to live together...she didn't just show up one day saying "didn't you invite me" lol. Was conversation around it and everything...marriage like damn did it happen in 1 second and was over you left the room lol.
About 4 out of 5 times people I know post that they're engaged and they never make it to the altar. I know a guy who posted he was engaged and then two weeks later he moved 2,000 miles away—without her. "Um, we're not together anymore."
Why would he propose and then say he didn't? That doesn't make any sense. It seems more likely that the girlfriend was wishful thinking.
Load More Replies...I know a girl who did this, thinking the guy would be guilted into actually asking her
New York Times Article From 1924
So, the lesson from this is, when Trump walks away a free man after his impeachment trial (let's face it, we all know this is going to happen), don't imagine that you've seen the end of him and his ilk, and don't fool yourself that things couldn't get worse.
If 199 republicans showed their support for a republican conspiracy theorist who denied school shootings and harassed victims of school shootings, who said that 9/11 never happened and who was all in favor of executing democrat politicians, it's quite clear that the gop will be backing the guy who ruined the nation and tried to start a civil war.
Load More Replies...Among all the things that didn't age well this is in a league of its own.
Just people assume Trump will quietly retire to private life in Florida... SMH
While this is true, there's way more to the story. There were many outside forces pushing Europe towards World War 2. If Hitler hadn't "stepped in" someone else would have. He wasn't the sole member of the National Socialist German Workers' Party. There were others who had similar ideas of wanting the Jews out of Germany. Anti-Semitism was rampant all over Europe, not just Germany. There were other issues as well such as economics and identity. So just one thing was not the sole push towards World War 2.
Yeah, the Treaty of Versailles was another major factor.
Load More Replies...You can never turn your back on a fascist - this is why the senate impeachment is so v important.
That Escalated Quickly
Your doll didn't give you a urine infection, you gave yourself a urine infection from poor hygiene.
Wow. Creepy little incel needs to stay far away from women with an attitude like that, so the doll is actually a good idea. Too bad he doesn't know how to clean it properly, though. I see many more urinary infections in his future, and possibly pinkeye.
Better for an incel to have a sex doll that to drive a truck into a crowd of people.
Load More Replies...Hahahahahahahahaha. Maybe is your problem with your hygiene, not the doll...
Well why a real woman is better than a doll ; you won't forget to clean her.
BILL CHIPER! I have autism and i believe in equality, autism isn't an excuse, you don't get special treatment because you're "different." This is the internet, you get treated the same as everybody else, nobody cares if you're 12. If you can't handle it, get off your mommy's phone and get a life, fuckwad.
Load More Replies...Four Years Ago
Not true! She's already President of the "I Hate Donald Trump" club.
Load More Replies...Well, to be honest she won popular vote. I'll never understand Electoral College- weird system...
Many countries have federal elements like that - the idea is that there is a better balance between states/regions with a high population and those with a low one. Actually a stabilizing element.
Load More Replies...Wishing yourself a happy birthday on socail media is cringe no matter who does it.
Won the popular vote... Should have been... The world we could have lived in...
@Scyth I’m not a fan of Hilary but even I know that wouldn’t have happened. She had a stable diplomatic relationship with Russia and China. She had pledged to uphold the U.S. commitment to the Iran nuclear deal. Trump on the other hand withdrew from the deal because he believed, without evidence, that Iran had already violated their conditions. In reality, the results of two audits endorsed by every other country involved in the deal provided conclusive evidence that Iran was compliant. Because of Trump’s withdraw, Iran retaliated by increasing their stockpile and exceeded their limit within months. Tensions between our two countries escalated and became so volatile that in February 2020, the Senate was forced to take emergency action and blocked Trump from ordering a military attack on Iran. Why? Because if he attacked, China, North Korea, and Russia had warned they’d come to Iran’s aid. All three countries are in possession of nuclear weapons. Trump would’ve started a global nuclear war.
Load More Replies...To be fair, she did get 3 million more votes than her opponent did - it was the electoral college that handed the election to him.
It's very common for political campaigns to refer to the candidate as "future president" "next president" etc.
True, but the candidate usually says something like "if I am so fortunate to be selected..."
Load More Replies...It’s hilarious that Trump supporters deny it and spent 4 years calling us crybabies and snowflakes, but adamantly believe the Democrats stole Trump’s win and then invaded a government building to prevent Biden from being officially declared the victor.
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The dough was way too warm and buttery, which is why they spread so much. You need more flour and a chilled dough if you want a shaped cookie to keep its shape while baking.
Yeah. There's some chemistry happening during baking, but a few ingredients will do the same thing inside the dough that they'd do if you put it in the oven by itself - e.g. eggs and butter. Butter will make the consistency of the dough more temperature-dependent - hard in the fridge, soft at room temperature, runny in the oven.
Load More Replies...I ain't about that freeze the dough life! : )
Load More Replies...Well, that's the wrong type of dough to use for cutouts, isn't it? The looser the dough, the more it will spread when it's baked.
In the beginning it's all about heart. Then it's all about liver, stomach, kidney and other kinds of organs that get fat and sick. That's life.
Rip Gary F
That happened to me just last year, Facebook told me it was a old friends birthday so I said happy birthday, only to have comments come back informing me she has been murdered the year before 😢
If no one shuts down a person's Facebook page, once a year the automated reminder will pop up saying "It's Bill's birthday! Help him celebrate". I suspect Gary was confused by this hence the question mark at the end of his post. This kind of thing is only going to happen more and more as social media accounts won't get deleted at anything like the rate of death and ghost accounts will linger for a long time.
Just like a member of my extended family- he died a couple of years ago, but still has a ghost account. When Facebook memories come up, I can still see his comments on past posts. It's quite eerie actually.
Load More Replies...Yeah, cos that's what's important. PS - Your grammar is terrible.
Load More Replies...That's just a sad fact of Facebook. I heard of a friend passing from another friend only for Facebook to suggest the person who passed the next day.
Bill Nye the furni (Dream reference from YT.) (Furni instead of furnace.) Dream is a great YT btw.
Influencer Brags About Her Easy Life In Bali On Twitter, Gets Deported Over It
She was selling a book that essentially was a referral service for people who would help circumvent COVID rules and she also broke the rules of her tourist visa by working in Bail (by selling said book)
And she complained afterwards that it was because of her gender/race. *chefkiss.jpg*
She played all the minority cards- female, black, lesbian. There was a bored panda article
Load More Replies...If only because they call themselves that. It's right down there with describing oneself as "a hero" or "kind" or "a very stable genius".
Load More Replies...Sure, her posts made me want to visit Bali... On vacation... For a pre-determined length of time... Properly documented... And find a way to HELP the local population in some way. Now THAT is the proper way to elevate ones self: Doing for others. Not taking advantage of others for personal gain.
She claimed afterwards that she was deported because she's gay. Indonesia is a pretty conservative country but that's not why. Bragging on social media about violating any nation's laws is just asking for it.
She got deported because people were afraid of spreading her egotistical stupidity!
Load More Replies...The full article can be found here: https://www.boredpanda.com/american-influencer-deported-from-bali-after-tweets/
Why would you deport someone over bragging about how great they feel living there? It's not like they were bragging about how they broke the law or anything.
She was promoting her e-book which included tips on how to get around safety protocols for a move to Bali during the pandemic. She also wrote about overstaying her tourism visa and not paying appropriate taxes.
Load More Replies...Ffs get your s**t right. Be clear about what she brags about which is why the deportation happened
Never Obsolete
Everything electrical at one point will become obsolete. They are always inventing better s**t.
But in this case, the statement is really true. Read the white block of text on the top sticker, last two lines: "Plus, upgrade your PC to the fastest model on the market every 2 years for only $99!"
Load More Replies...If you actually read the comment, it is never obsolete because you have the option to upgrade every 2 years.
Yeah, people never read the fine print. Who needs the whole, factual story anyway? I know this post is just for fun, but people do this for everything now - they just kneejerk react to something they see and don't take the time to understand it fully. It's the main reason why everything sucks.
Load More Replies...Never obsolete IF you upgrade every 2 years. Do eMachines still exist?
The upgrade price was only $99, which was an exceptionally good deal at the time. The brand was purchased by Gateway in 2004, and again by Acer in 2007. It was completely discontinued in 2013.
Load More Replies...Does anyone else still have a computer with a floppy disk reader (that works) at home?
I do, it's the same floppy disk reader I had on my first PC... I just put it into new PC when I get one
Load More Replies...The Toronto Blue Jays React To All The Cancelled Mlb Games Recently
are you a male if so your gonna make a great dad
Load More Replies...This Showed Up In My Tech News Feed
Well, it stays on your expensive iPhone which Apple uses to spy on you, but it is also copied to Apples servers and sold to various parties.
Read their terms of service. Their privacy policy isn't perfect, but far better than most.
Load More Replies...its rare for Apple products to get virus's. my mac book has been going on since 2013. Ive had every brand of lap top and cell phone and they lasted a year.
Wow, you must be butchering those poor devices.... I've had different kinds of brands too and they all served me long enough.... In fact, some of them aren't even broken, just outdated by better newer versions.
Load More Replies...Fitting and don't like Apples monopoly , so I find this entertaining because i am horrible and want them to fail. Not good humor. Otherwise would be nice but to much hate towards apple that it should be left out of humor. I dislike the idea of joking about what we hate allows us to forget our morals, and get validation through other hating along side us. Still I hate apple, I say it but its not ok to. we can all do better.
A Youtuber Who Said Veganism And God Cured Her Cancer Has Died Of Cancer
Yeah- it's sad but what's more sad is- lots of people still believed her and lots still go with this kind of logic instead of seeking help.
Load More Replies...Liz had a depression, an alcohol addiction, stage 4 cancer that already spread to her bones and lungs and later she did get radiation treatment. I dont think she had much of a chance against this disease, even with regular medicine. This seems like an action of someone who had the odds working against them and took a gamble on something.
Yeah, but she shouldn't have claimed that she was cured.
Load More Replies...While my thoughts to go in a bad direction after reading this, mocking her would make me horrible. Is that what i should be doing ? mocking her? maybe she has mental illness we don't know. A little love goes a long way.
This should be upvoted. Really!! Don't know background of this story, but it seems for me same problem as with prosperity theology. There are actually people who are told that they are cured by God and if they go check their health in hospital, then it will be an act of disbelieve. Many people have died because of such fraud action.
Why do people say that belief in God and trust in doctors & medicine are mutually exclusive? When I was diagnosed with cancer in 1990, the doctors said I might have 6 months to live, or 2 years at the most. After surgery, I had chemotherapy and radiotherapy, but all the way through, people were praying for me. In 1995 I got the all-clear, no more likely to get cancer than anyone else. So 30 years later I'm still giving thanks to God because he gave the doctors the skill and the knowledge to give me the right treatment and care I needed.
Load More Replies...I live in the UK. After I was diagnosed with cancer, my Mum went into a charity shop, which raised funds for something called the Cancer Help Centre. The woman who ran the shop gave Mum a list of minerals, vitamins, etc that I supposedly needed. They probably wouldn't have done me any harm, but I would never ignore doctor's advice. Later that Centre was on a TV programme, where the patients ate lots of grated carrot. Although some people liked their 'positive' approach, (fresh air, exercise, etc) it was exposed as doing far more harm than good, and was forced to close.
I don't think veganism or her faith led to her death... many people who were cured of their cancer and got the "all clear" go on to develop cancer a second or multiple times (know first hand of such situations). The danger in this scenario is that (at the root of the matter) the person is in denial that they are sick and do not seek out the appropriate treatment soon enough.
I hope ppl have better sense then thinking being a vegan and praying to a magic wizard will cure them of whatever, but esp not cancer of all things.
While that's sad, it can also be misleading for people who are living with it who don't know any better. You know all those people who think the earth is flat? Yeah, those essential oils didn't help you, and going vegan won't either.
I didn’t come here for confused crying!
Load More Replies...Celebrating Too Early
Yeah, our Prime Minister said that we are "Best in covid" back in summer, and now we are "Best in covid" but from the other side :(
At least you are the best. Anyway, we are not much better. Greetings from Austria.
Load More Replies...like every country the number goes up in the automn and winter. would be low next summer but will go up again next autumn
Oh please, please, please be wrong about this! I'd like to work again sometime ...🙁
Load More Replies...With those kind of numbers, they may end up with a lot of cancelled Checks. I hope they don't bounce.
Right under the headline, there is a date of "1 Jul". On the graph, there is a date of "Oct 9". Did it take three months to test positive for the virus?
Nope, after that party, we had a nice long summer when the infection was in check. Then autumn came and cr*p hit the fan.
Load More Replies...seeing my country in this thread did not suprise me at all, especially when it comes to corona . those who come out with restrictions (politicians) are usually busted having 'personal parties' almost every week with bunch of people, no mask, nothing.
Does This Count?
Very bad man. He was hanged for murdering three tourists (believed to have killed six in total) he was also a drug trafficker and thief. Googled him so you don’t have to.
Like the famous general in WWI, I think it was, who shouted across No Man's Land, "You German idiots couldn't hit an elephant at -" and was shot in the head, killing him instantly, before he could finish the sentence.
That was John Sedgewick in the American Civil War. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Sedgwick
Load More Replies...I actually know John Martin Scripps' family as they're very old friends on my mother's side of the family. There was actually a moment way back when at my Aunt's wedding where she tried to set my mother up with John but thankfully my mother turned that offer down and dodged a massive bullet if you ask me.
Fitting, 2 in a row article is doing better. Yet why are all the fitting ones like this lol. either dark or weird lol. Roofs don't stop rain, racist think their race protects them, damn.
So... Can I Get My Job Back Or Nah?
Sounds like something someone who's already won might say... :-)
Load More Replies...Bad move. Never brag about winning the lottery. Just wait until you get the money, then put in your notice and disappear. I do not care how shitty your job and boss might be, just move on. Living the best life is the best revenge.
Maybe. But I hope I never reach a point where my best life is my revenge on anyone for any reason.
Load More Replies...This is straight from Reno 911! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpwesfKJ1AI&list=RDP_wmJR1xxAI&index=16
Lol. I heard a story like this one. So there was a woman who hated her colleague, he acted so superior and would always say he was right even when he was wrong. So one day she put a bag of chocolate bags on his desk and when he arrived he was so excited, and he called the boss and said, "I'm not working for your fat ass anymore, I'm f**king rich now." An hour later he called again and said," "Can I have my job back?" Obviously she said no.
No Title Needed
I understand getting one simply to remember but don't put "winners" or anything until the end...For example, getting a tattoo of the track or the name of the race, but not any place (such as 1st, 2nd, etc)
Load More Replies...Wouldn’t “England, NOT World Cup winners 2018” have been a better alternative? Just saying.
At least he should have waited until after we got through the semis... It was that arrogant and cocksure attitude that motivated Croatia to step up and kick our arses.
Congrats, You Played Yo'self
How to NEVER GET CAUGHT doing something wrong - STOP posting videos about how to NEVER GET CAUGHT on YouTube!
Don't stop, keep posting videos of yourself doing something illegal. It's hilarious.
Load More Replies...I always find it humorous when weed smokers, or smokers in general, think they're pulling something over on non-smokers. We can smell it. You can be outside, or smoking in the car with your head out of an open window, douse yourself in perfume, whatever, WE. CAN. SMELL. IT. Smoking dulls your olfactory senses. Weed especially likes to stick around. If you think you haven't been caught, it's often because the non-smoker decides to let it go.
Self Explanatory
Well, at least they can now rememeber the original date they were supposed to marry.
"Mom what's that date on your arm?" "Oh, that's the day your dad and I were supposed to get married."
Load More Replies...Yes, it was Covid which caused the cancellation: https://www.unilad.co.uk/life/couple-forced-to-cancel-wedding-already-had-the-date-tattooed-together/
They could still get technically married on any day and have the party later.
That's a good idea -- I can never remember the date of my anniversary, tattooing it on my arm would make it so much easier. And my wife's birthdate too
There's something better than having it permanently on your body just in case you get divorced. Write it down...
Load More Replies...Oh the stories (and memories) they will have to tell future generations...
Yes lil Johnny your parents were dumb enough to tattoo our wedding date then got changed...
Load More Replies...The redditor u/N8theGr8 continued: “When you're so close to the end that victory looks assured is when a lot of people let their guard down, and don't have the situational awareness to realize that someone else is trying to win too. It's fine to celebrate early, but make sure you're in a safe position to do so.”
You Don't Even Have To Think About Trump Anymore
As a non-American bamboozled by the whole electoral college thing what I understood was that these people are meant to intervene to prevent some monstrous demigog from being elected (amongst other things) - ummm, okay
Load More Replies...Trump won in 2016. Biden won in 2020. Can we all quit crying foul when our person loses?
Load More Replies...Setup For Failure
No More Delays! Ok Maybe One More
If only we had twitter while Duke Nukem Forever/Fornever was in development hell --- it would have been the gift that keeps giving.
It’s Official Joe Exotic Is Not On The Clemency List
Why is he in prison? Sorry, I don't read the news often, so I never knew
he's absolute trash who openly confessed to trying to hire a hit on someone, among other things
Load More Replies...So, Im In Richmond Va And We Had Some Tornadoes Today
Does VA not normally get Tornadoes? We get them in Indiana and you NEVER jinx it!
Why do people end posts like this with "lol"? At best, it would be "enc" ("embarassed nervous chuckle").
my little town is lucky, or at least my stretch of it. Or maybe just me. It's been like 5 or 6 years, maybe more, I can't remember, since a tornado has touched down here, but there's been plenty touching down in the towns next to us. The last time a tornado hit our town, it got a MASSIVE chunk bc we're a small town, but it avoided my area all together. I was at a sleepover one time, at a friends house in an area of a neighboring town that would have normally gotten hit, but it avoided us by like... 100 or so yards. That was close, especially since her batshit crazy dad went out and said "It's not that bad". his hair was long, and when he came back inside it was pointed in the direction the wind was blowing.
So from Alabama where we not only have 1 tornado season but 2, (and when it's not tornado season it Hurricane season) just never say "it's not that bad!"
This was me 2.5 years ago, tornado alerts all afternoon, news saying 'watch out'. I had just said to my husband while looking out the window 'sunny skies here!' Then BOOM took a direct hit from an EF2 (I know there are much worse, but an EF2 is rare for our area, and some areas even saw an EF3)
User Calls Someone Out For A Spelling Mistake
I think that this might have been intentional. It is ironic tat he corrects spelling and also msspels the words int teh post.
Racing Mom To The Finish
She wasn't going to let him win so fair dinkum he doesn't look back.
I've seen the video. She doesn't trip, she falls on purpose to save herself the embarrassment.
Just because there is a woman and a child in the same picture, it doesn't make her the parent. There are heaps of runners. Probably not even related. I'd guess that's dad behind. LOL
Ufc Fighter Is Sure He Is Going To Win
Brother's shirt was torn: usually seen as a clear sign of defeat in UFC
this happens all the time in boxing, like raising your arm will make the judges change their mind...
Goddamn I Said Wait For It
I'm more interested to know if they could also wear an Austrian cowbell.
Load More Replies...My Friend Celebrated The Patriots Winning The Afc East A Bit Early Today
When is this text from. No one in their right mind, at any point during the past season, could have thought the Pats had the division clinched.
Rip R/Gaming
Could someone explain this one? Game development team completing a project and showing a disc with the release version on it? What happened after this?
When the game was released it was full of bugs, the promises they made where not in the game. They techincally lied. They lied about it being multiplayer, but they did come back strong. Working on their mistakes.
Load More Replies...I'm playing that now actually. The updates have really done it justice.
Beautiful freaking game though! My hubs is obsessed with it right now
Returning To Earth Sooner Than Expected
Early in my career I programmed & machined a couple of parts for the space station. So you might want to look up whenever you leave the house just in case.
Am I gonna get hit by a flaming toilet seat or something?
Load More Replies..."Everything Was Better In The 90's"
In their stupid fear of communism the USA created a much more dangerous enemy. You can negotiate with political 'enemies', but you cannot negotiate with religious fascists and madmen. Very similar to Cuba - in the beginning Castro only wanted to get rid of the corrupt US-backed mafia regime. Same with Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh and his people only wanted to be free, and when the USA were hostile, the USSR and China took the chance. Afghanistan? The USA supported everyone fighting against the USSR, but during this time afghan women had the same rights as men, children were sent to school.
i'm donating this to the cause Vitrificat...3b6970.png
No. When he coordinated the murder of thousands, he was a terrorist. Please don't express any level of sympathy for this man. I can't downvote you enough.
Load More Replies...Found Inside A Biography Of Hilary Clinton At A Local Book Sale
Yep, win by 3 million votes and lose the election. The electoral college was created to appease the slave states, time to get rid of it.
Load More Replies...Democrats in 2016: "Well the polls say that Hillary will win and who will vote for a crazy TV show host? No, not going to vote. I'll have a Caramel Frappuccino and call it a day."
The Difference Between Jan 13, 2018 And Aug 20, 2018
Bitcoins tanked in 2018 after having performed very well up 'til that point. It rebounded not too long after, and has been on the rise pretty consistently ever since.
Load More Replies...Germany’s Victory Monument For Stalingrad
Is that an art installation? The weapon looks strangely small/unrealistic, the hairdo (+bandanna?) is completely out of style for 1930s/1940s (Rambo?) and the swastika on the flag is wrong.
A Friend Of Mine Made A Drunk Decision This Afternoon
How Wrong This Guy Was
I really don't like platform bashing. I used to play PC, then I went to Nintendo 64, then I moved back to PC, then on to PlayStation. I have owned X-box, but I personally prefer PS controller style. I don't think a real gamer cares what platform you play on, as long as you enjoy the gaming!
why do some people think that calling some one gay is an insult , it really isn't
Mifflin Devin is a bad person. I assume the blocked word is the N-Word, also using the r-word is in poor taste. Mifflin needs to get it together.
Well given it has been 24 years nearly since he posted it, he may well have.
Load More Replies...Why is absolutely everything a competition for some people? JFC.
Yes, Thank You Mccain
John McCain saved obamacare for the US. Trump was about to destroy health insurance for the people who needed it most.
My GF Is Studying Cosmetology, She Had A Client Request A Very Difficult Cut And Color Today
Lt Gen Niazi, Commander Of The Army In East Pakistan Gave This Statement Just Before The War. 18 Days Later He Surrendered Unconditionally
Given that until 25 years before that they and India were the same country (well, colony for the last few years) that was a weak statement at best.
The subcontinent you call "India" has a rich multicultural, multiethnic history stretching thousands of years before the British Raj.
Load More Replies...India won both Indo-Pakistani wars. I dont know if this is 1978 one or the other one.
2nd Is Pretty Good Too
The saying is, It ain't over til the fat lady sings.
Load More Replies...Tom Brady Takes No Prisoners
Why Do People Do This?
It is not the table but a shadow. I was confused at first as well.
Load More Replies...This person getting tattoed was running out of money around the time the artist got to the football and hand.
Cowboys Fans
This is a football game. Green team is losing and blue team is winning, and the blue team was already celebrating their win. There's a minute and thirteen seconds left, and in that time the green team managed to score enough to win the game. It was a devastating loss for the blue team, and caused many rooting for the green team to brag days after. Pretty sure the Green team is the Green Bay Packers, and the Blue team are the Dallas Cowboys in the NFL.
If you’re gonna describing it like that then you should say “American football game”.
Load More Replies...The_donald Celebrates The New Alabama Senator!
Roy Moore deserved to LOSE more that anyone I can think of.
Load More Replies...What is this about? I tried searching for the image and Google says it's a "senior citizen."
Ahahaha. As Linus said, it's Roy Moore, one of the few people that make Trump look semi-competent by comparison.
Load More Replies...Rip
Explanation from Reddit: James Gunn was let go from directing Guardians of The Galaxy V.3 because of tweets he made a few years back. https://imgur.com/a/rvbDryr
I don't think there is a volume 3. I'm not entirely sure, however.
Load More Replies...But now he is back directing, because Disney realized their franchise ($$$) is more important than a little bad press.
Goal!!! Wait No
Read The Comments
James Gunn was removed from the franchise for some posts he made years ago and has deeply apologized for :(
Load More Replies...But according to the moderator, there’s a small difference between an early celebration and a premature celebration. And that is the upsetting feeling that comes in the end.
“There's an element of schadenfreude involved. Also, it kinda sounds like 'premature ejaculation,' which I bet was a pun the creator intentionally set up,” they explained about the title.
The redditor’s favorite post is this one, because they said: “I think it really embodies celebrating before you should (even though I voted for her).”
Not That Sweet After All
the song there, called sweet victory, was supposed to be performed by Maroon 5 at the halftime show at the superbowl, but it only played for a little bit before they switched to a song called sicko mode and people were not happy
Load More Replies...The creator of SpongeBob SquarePants, Stephen Hillenburg, passed away in 2018. ALS, I believe. He was only 57. After teaser ads led fans to believe that Maroon 5 would perform "Sweet Victory" (a song from the show, a nod to the Super Bowl) in tribute, they were disappointed when they only heard a brief clip of it being played (not performed).
Gus Johnson dos hilarious sketches and is a frequent guest on Smosh, too
I really wish there had been some explanation on the sports ones. Not all of us are in the USA and following US sports competitions.
I just saw rollerblading and Toronto Blue Jays. I don’t know where rollerblading is popular, but I would be surprised to learn that Toronto is in the USA🤷
Load More Replies...Sooo many people breaking the law and telling the world how "smart" they are. Sigh......
Something cringeworthy makes you cringe. "Cringey" is not a word. Honestly.
QAnon should be added to this. The weeping "what just happened?" looks on the faces of these slobbering idiots the moment Biden got sworn in was priceless.
I really wish there had been some explanation on the sports ones. Not all of us are in the USA and following US sports competitions.
I just saw rollerblading and Toronto Blue Jays. I don’t know where rollerblading is popular, but I would be surprised to learn that Toronto is in the USA🤷
Load More Replies...Sooo many people breaking the law and telling the world how "smart" they are. Sigh......
Something cringeworthy makes you cringe. "Cringey" is not a word. Honestly.
QAnon should be added to this. The weeping "what just happened?" looks on the faces of these slobbering idiots the moment Biden got sworn in was priceless.
