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They say not to count your chickens before they hatch. ‘Cause by doing so, you raise the chances for an instant loss of karma, dignity, and self-confidence, like, triple.

If you've ever been near the finish line raising your arms high in the sky, only to feel a cold wave of wind passing through while you enjoy the moment of not-earned victory, you need no further explanation. And if you are one of the lucky ones who hasn’t had their fair share of premature celebration-turned nightmare, please stay that way and keep on scrolling to see what not to do to become one of many.

Thanks to the subreddit r/Prematurecelebration, we now have the full-on archive of cringey glory that is a product of people celebrating just a microscopic little bit too early. So you'd better get ready to crack up big time.

#1

Rip

Rip

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Joonscrab
Community Member
4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like America in general has really bad education...I see children who are like 14-15 who can't spell correctly/ use proper grammar.. And I understand if it's the second language ( like for me) but isn't English the main language everywhere in America ? It shocks me how little they know lol ... Their education systems are f****d... Way more than ours at least

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Ricky Omo
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It actually took me a while cause I immediately read Mississippi in my head and was trying hard to find the problem.

Spikey Bunny
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What was the song thing? "M, I, crooked letter, crooked letter, I, crooked letter, crooked letter, I, hump back, hump back, I" or am I the only one who remembers that? XD

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Raine Soo
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a child, I remember playing an outdoor game called 'Mississippi'. We had to chant out: MI-SSI-SSI-PPI! To this day, I know how to spell it.

pebs
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Something is missississing.

glowworm2
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They were sadly Mississippi staken.

Dave Taylor
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Remembered as a 6 year old...."MIS-SIS-SIPPI"...and I'm canadian, EH?

Sam Chen
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was little I spelled it MISS-ISS-ISS-IPPI

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no_name
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They haven't had enough space for another "ssi"

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    #2

    Random Selection

    Random Selection

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    Slinkman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's kinda sad if you're singeld out because you are associated by your appareance with people who want to harm others.

    Aski Markup
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    4 years ago

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    That wouldn't be so bad, as people from pretty much every creed have done something terrible, but it seems to only happen if you are brown and/or Muslim.

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    Myrtle Yoma
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so sad. I was singled out in France on a flight to Germany while on a highschool trip (2005). I was the only brown person in the group and the person searching me was very...thorough. I was mortified. I can only imagine how humiliated this guy feels every time he gets on a plane. I felt an odd sense of vindication when the terrorists who stormed the capitol were barred from flying and they started sobbing and yelling about how unfair it was. Welcome to life on the other side.... and I’ve never been involved in an attempted coup.

    Liz the Wanderer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's very sad, I'm sorry iy happened to you. I'm sorry it's happening at all!!

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of us have to actually plan for this "random selection" and go to the airport an extra couple of hours early.

    Pseudo Puppy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm of mixed ethnicities, but got all the "pale-arsed" genes (pale-to-the-point-of-transparent skin, freckles, darky auburn hair, grey-blue eyes), and I'm the palest one of my various-hued friends. To watch them anticipate such an experience, on a consistent basis, is heartbreaking and maddening. I do love being the 'ally' though, and making the bigots oh so very uncomfortable, by refusing to leave my friend(s) in these circumstances..... watching the bigots absolute discomfort is always entertaining. Just wish it wasn't necessary. :( <3

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boyfriend does this with me and I love it because I hadn’t been standing up for myself at all. Every time he makes them feel stupid. It doesn’t even matter if your board first class. They pull this no matter WHAT!

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    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Collecting him once he’s boarded the plane is f’d up on a whole different level. I’m estimating at minimum an hour passed between the time he left the security checkpoint and he boarded the plane. That was more than enough time for security to approach him. I get the sick feeling that an Islamophobic Karen saw him board her flight and called security, quite possibly making false accusations.

    Ivo H
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes, good old "random" selection.

    Eithne Griffiths
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't remember a time when I wasn't "randomly" selected. My husband thinks it is funny .LOL I am 64 now.

    H. Hünsel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    :DD same here. I don't even pick up my carry on right after security check anymore since I always. get "randomly" selected for TSA bomb swab test& they ask me to stay away while they are doing it.

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    Kate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sucks. But I love your jumper dude :)

    Tin Woman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His username is "Oh s**t" in Spanish, this is priceless :)

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    To find out more about the community behind the r/Prematurecelebration subreddit, Bored Panda reached out to one of its moderators, u/N8theGr8, who was happy to share some insights.

    The mod told us that the subreddit was created by u/potato88, who’s now a suspended user, back in 2013. Some time ago, though, the subreddit had no moderators, so the admins gave it to the current mod team, u/N8theGr8 said.

    But since the subreddit revolves around a “kind of niche topic,” it’s not as active as it could be. “But we have half a million subscribers and it stays relatively active,” they added. Right now, the subreddit has 525k members in total and their community is still growing.

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    #3

    Death And Taxes

    Death And Taxes

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    David Retsler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminder- it's illegal for us little people to use the loopholes the corporations bought for themselves.

    No Thanks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. The rich do this constantly, I mean Trump tower was apparently government housing according to his taxes

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    Conrad Strucker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do people just not understand that other people can SEE the things they post on social media

    Henry Shane
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually you are very unlikely to be audited, the so called IRS worker is cringe. I am an accountant and a business owner, and it is disgusting what people can and do get away with.,..not sure why when people don't like something they pretend its not something that happens all the time and doesn't get punished. If I wanted you to do them I could add to his comment and guess what, its legal...so thats the kicker here....Starting a business is not illegal, you do not need to be successful, and you can do all of this 100% legally.

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So long if he is running an actual business, even mowing yards, he should be okay. My son in law did this when he's started mowing yards a few years ago. But is was a full time, 2 person small business

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No? He’s claiming every dollar as a business expense when it’s not. That’s the fraud the IRS is talking about.

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    Lola
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re just mad because a regular folk figured out the loopholes.

    Robert Reed
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfectly legal. The guy poising as IRS is a fake. Just do the above and go into a delivery business for one of the big companies like FEdex or UPS.

    Robert Reed
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually nothing illegal here. Only issue is what business to operate? Try deliveries. That will do it. I doubt if the guy claiming to be with the IRS is legit. They never offer advice before the fact.

    Leah Helbig
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But we let CEOs and crooked politicians do stuff like that all the time. And anyway the IRS is a useless organization that doesn't even have a good grasp themselves on our tax codes and isn't constitutional. So down with the IRS!

    Liz the Wanderer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They suck, and very happily ruin the lives of good people.

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    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just incredibly dumb. And people wonder why 2008 happened? THIS is why! Because people get credit-cards for all kind of s**t and have nothing to back up the credit with! THIS is the reason. This and the weird idea that having credit-debt is for some reason a good thing i nthe US that makes people trust you more? As long as you pay that debt now and then, everyone loves you. Even if you pay one credit from another credit-card. SMH.

    Saara .
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wealth in America is definitely debt-based.

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    #4

    Good Idea To Straight Up Tell Everyone That You're Scamming A Company

    Good Idea To Straight Up Tell Everyone That You're Scamming A Company

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    Pseudo Puppy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a whingeing arsehole.... oh the cliche of it.... *eyeroll*

    Al Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Steal food and the brag about it on the internet... I'm lost for words. If blocking his debit card his all they do he'll be very lucky.

    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Social media is like a public registry for idiots.

    Sabse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I'll be happy to quote that in the future.

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    April Walters
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst part is that the driver who delivered the food can have their account deactivated because of this s**t.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems sufficient evidence for small claims court. Yes suing your own customers (does pay half of their meals) is a bad look, but it's a message here and I think it'd get enough sympathy.

    Livvy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can't they're too stupid to figure out how to turn on the stove. Otherwise, they wouldn't be ordering doordash all the damn time.

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    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After more than 15 years of social media, it's fascinating how some people still cannot grasp the concept of their posts being read by litterally the whole world, including the company they're scamming.

    Kimberley Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I take pictures of the items I'm selling while packaging when someone buys them. Years ago Amazon believed a lying customer and gave them a refund. I was out $60 due to that liar. And a blemish on my account. I wonder if Karma got them back for me yet.

    Perry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing is this person couldn’t just leave there home to get food and is crying about scamming people then getting blocked

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    When asked about the whole concept of premature celebration that the subreddit as all about, the moderator explained that it “just means celebrating some kind of win or victory before you really should.”

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    “Like a guy who runs a race and then slows down right at the end to do a victory jump and throw his arms in the air, only to be passed by the 2nd-place guy who then wins the race. Or 'Dewey Defeats Truman' newspaper held up by President Truman.”

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    #5

    2020 Is Going So Great

    2020 Is Going So Great

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    Suzanne Slifer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really ? I think THIS year is the worse !!!

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From optimist to realist in just a couple of months? Dang.

    Abhijeet
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    4 years ago

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    What happened?

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    #6

    Too Soon

    Too Soon

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically, they drove carefully upto the sign. After that, care wasn't necessary.

    Allan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the sign was the distraction

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    Petra Schaap
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe they were, but some one else wasnt....

    dev mehta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He got distracted by the sign

    JACKSON ROBERTSON
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's only necessary if you see the sign.

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    #7

    Showing Off A Bottle Of Johnny Walker

    Showing Off A Bottle Of Johnny Walker

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    Purr·maid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think he really needed anymore alcohol.

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Johnny be walkin back to the liquor store for another one.

    Petra Schaap
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and its going straight for his toes, too.

    Narwhal Blast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it hit his toes and didn't break... I feel bad for the guy...

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    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad it wasn't a Johnny Flyer 😃

    itsTrini
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the fact that he looks like that makes him seem like a scumbag tryna show off what little he has. also great camera work

    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably was going to be the highlight of that guys life. Too bad

    ShutUpsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Johnny ain't walking no more

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    #8

    Rollerblader Prematurely Celebrates Victory Then Gets Robbed

    Rollerblader Prematurely Celebrates Victory Then Gets Robbed

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't get robbed, they threw it away

    Kusotare
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm number two! I'm number two!"

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pride goes before the fall....

    Tapio Magnussen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hasta el rabo, todo es toro". "It ain't over till the fat lady sings."

    Jihana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can't rob you of something you never had in the first place...

    Karen Grace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm... don't celebrate until AFTER you cross the line!!! Sheesh!

    Mae (just add water)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmaoooooo my big bro does this in Mario kart alllllll the time... and gets robbed. 😂

    Just JoLynn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always follow through to the end.

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    #9

    Oops

    Oops

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Billions of items but not all items.

    Suzanne Haigh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They will all eventually be delivered safely, this is the UK. Look at all that snow, the UK panics over 3" according to the Americans.

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    A.J Milne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the person okay? That is the question.

    jwashere
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i guess you can make that 15,999,999,999. it'll fit on the truck, maybe

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was the 16 billion and one item that year

    John L
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The moral of this story is not to brag about one's accomplishments. It has a habit of being quite premature.

    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still secure in the truck

    Alison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you ever tired driving a lorry of that size with weight. There's ALOT more factors to it. Some car driver might have cut Infront of that lorry and rather than plough into the back of a car the person decided to run lorry off road to save lifes

    Henry Shane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't say all items...and they had already done that amount of deliveries..so not premature celebration. They likely delivered way more then that by the time this picture was taken since it's already on the side of the truck.

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    #10

    Stalker, 30, Who Called Police To Brag 'I'll Never Be Caught' Is Jailed

    Stalker, 30, Who Called Police To Brag 'I'll Never Be Caught' Is Jailed

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    Iapetos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully for a long, loooong time.

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The new inmate is quoted as saying, "How could I have forgotten about caller ID?"

    RavenClaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must've been the gingerbread man.

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    #11

    Microsoft Employees Holding A Funeral For The iPhone Following The "Success" Of Their Windows Phone

    Microsoft Employees Holding A Funeral For The iPhone Following The "Success" Of Their Windows Phone

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    Slinkman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would gladly see the i-phone get s**t. Everytime a new model is released, the only thing mind-blowing about it is the price (and people buying it for that price).

    Ellen Ranks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really loved the Windows Phone. Was sad when they stopped updating it making it unusable. I still have it lying around.

    Al Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that isn't tempting fate, I don't know was is.

    Leah Helbig
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a microsoft phone loved it. I had an iphone and took it back and exchanged it for an LG because that was the most overpriced pos i ever had. IPhones are way overjoyed and overinflated.

    Lexi Mitchell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a waste of money, doing a stunt like this.

    YoChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...Ok I feel dumb but..what's a windows phone? Is it just Microsoft's phone?

    SlothyK8
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a consultant at MSFT when the iPhone came out. The Blue Badges (FTEs) were shamed into hiding their iPhones in the office...keeping them in desk drawers or purses and not taking them out until no one could see them. it was sad and VERY Microsoft.

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Windows Phone was quite good, just too late to the party and couldn't get traction thanks to the dominance of iOS and Android. Too bad, really.

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    #12

    Good Lasagaaa

    Good Lasagaaa

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can do what Chandler and Rachel did in Friends with the cheesecake...

    H. Hünsel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thanks for reminding me to keep a spoon in my jacket at all times:)

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one should ever have to experience the pain of losing food like that... my condolences

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only they'd remembered the 'n', this might not have happened.

    Damian Rees
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A good lasagna doesn't come out of a plastic tray

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, but if you want some crappy lasagna and wait for it patiently, it's still devastating to have it end up face-down on the floor. (I would always prefer the homemade version though)

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    C.S. E.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stick a knife between the container and the first layer that is now touching the floor, wedge it up a bit, slide a plate under. Now you have all but the top layers. Flip it back over, add some more cheese, stick it back in the oven to melt the cheese, drink some wine as you clean up the cheese and sauce off the floor.

    penguin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it seems you are talking from experience ...

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    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 chances to spell it right, 0 successes.

    N S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Lasagne was pissed off it had been misspelled, twice!!

    Jordan Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one isnt being overconfident, this is just bad luck.

    Nameless 4
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read "My Lasagna!" in the Cabbage Merchant's voice

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    #13

    My Friend's Two Most Recent Snaps On His Story

    My Friend's Two Most Recent Snaps On His Story

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People need to stop sharing everything

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Update: My therapist says I should stop sharing so much"

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In this case, lmao = Laugh My A** OUT!

    Bunny Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the heck, why does he want to snap pics of this?! DOES NOT COMPUTE

    soni w
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just murdered my husband and got away with it!🚓🚓👮...oops prob should have not posted it

    Anna roberts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids these days have 0 common sense, it's truly sad

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    Gyro Pilot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sneaks into theater: posts about it, bragging, instead of watching the film

    John Bell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just snuck into the capital. LMAO. * fh has been arrested and left the chat *

    zims
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: he got busted for using his phone during the movie

    Billy Maguire
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Barnum said "there's a fool born every minute". Nowadays, they reveal themselves readily.

    Dog_Frog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist… the one who submitted this WAS IN FACT THE THEATRE MANAGER :O

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously... get away with murder... post it on social media... get caught, cry about it... dumbasses....

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    #14

    Congrats...

    Congrats...

    dirtymick87 Report

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to call out the liars. Liars embarrass themselves.

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The OP might have misunderstood. Happens. Or fiance got cold feet.

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    Henry Shane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is premature...but how. so many questions. Only ever seen this on TV and on posts like this. Where are these people who don't know if they been proposed to or not? Like was a big even when me and the wife decided to live together...she didn't just show up one day saying "didn't you invite me" lol. Was conversation around it and everything...marriage like damn did it happen in 1 second and was over you left the room lol.

    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She meant to her other boyfriend.

    Al Christensen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About 4 out of 5 times people I know post that they're engaged and they never make it to the altar. I know a guy who posted he was engaged and then two weeks later he moved 2,000 miles away—without her. "Um, we're not together anymore."

    Ellaphant
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she was telling the truth and he was a massive turd

    Luke Oakridge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would he propose and then say he didn't? That doesn't make any sense. It seems more likely that the girlfriend was wishful thinking.

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    Anna roberts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a girl who did this, thinking the guy would be guilted into actually asking her

    Sean Currey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And "the fiance" responded on Facebook.

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    #15

    New York Times Article From 1924

    New York Times Article From 1924

    prisongovernor Report

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It is believed he will retire to a private life"

    Ross Keim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like what they say about trump

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    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, the lesson from this is, when Trump walks away a free man after his impeachment trial (let's face it, we all know this is going to happen), don't imagine that you've seen the end of him and his ilk, and don't fool yourself that things couldn't get worse.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If 199 republicans showed their support for a republican conspiracy theorist who denied school shootings and harassed victims of school shootings, who said that 9/11 never happened and who was all in favor of executing democrat politicians, it's quite clear that the gop will be backing the guy who ruined the nation and tried to start a civil war.

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Among all the things that didn't age well this is in a league of its own.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sociopaths and psychopaths are excellent at pretending to be changed.

    Tami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only the Vienna Academy of Fine Arts had accepted him!

    TV Junkie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And once again we are reminded about what happens to those who forget history...

    Jojo Dancer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just people assume Trump will quietly retire to private life in Florida... SMH

    Katrina B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While this is true, there's way more to the story. There were many outside forces pushing Europe towards World War 2. If Hitler hadn't "stepped in" someone else would have. He wasn't the sole member of the National Socialist German Workers' Party. There were others who had similar ideas of wanting the Jews out of Germany. Anti-Semitism was rampant all over Europe, not just Germany. There were other issues as well such as economics and identity. So just one thing was not the sole push towards World War 2.

    BlahBlahBlackSheepah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can never turn your back on a fascist - this is why the senate impeachment is so v important.

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    #16

    That Escalated Quickly

    That Escalated Quickly

    gordonbombay42 Report

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need help *for both issues*

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your doll didn't give you a urine infection, you gave yourself a urine infection from poor hygiene.

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You gave yourself an infection... clean your doll

    StrawberryParfait
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Creepy little incel needs to stay far away from women with an attitude like that, so the doll is actually a good idea. Too bad he doesn't know how to clean it properly, though. I see many more urinary infections in his future, and possibly pinkeye.

    Richard Henderson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better for an incel to have a sex doll that to drive a truck into a crowd of people.

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    Tapio Magnussen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahahahahaha. Maybe is your problem with your hygiene, not the doll...

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just disgusting on every level

    Slinkman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well why a real woman is better than a doll ; you won't forget to clean her.

    SCP-096
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BILL CHIPER! I have autism and i believe in equality, autism isn't an excuse, you don't get special treatment because you're "different." This is the internet, you get treated the same as everybody else, nobody cares if you're 12. If you can't handle it, get off your mommy's phone and get a life, fuckwad.

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    KT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how he even blames the doll for his filthy living habbits. What a POS can't take responsibility for anything apparently

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    #17

    Four Years Ago

    Four Years Ago

    RunGamerRun Report

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true! She's already President of the "I Hate Donald Trump" club.

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    Monika Rhodes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, to be honest she won popular vote. I'll never understand Electoral College- weird system...

    Hugo Raible
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many countries have federal elements like that - the idea is that there is a better balance between states/regions with a high population and those with a low one. Actually a stabilizing element.

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    PhybreAwptic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wishing yourself a happy birthday on socail media is cringe no matter who does it.

    Linus Nilsson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Won the popular vote... Should have been... The world we could have lived in...

    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Scyth I’m not a fan of Hilary but even I know that wouldn’t have happened. She had a stable diplomatic relationship with Russia and China. She had pledged to uphold the U.S. commitment to the Iran nuclear deal. Trump on the other hand withdrew from the deal because he believed, without evidence, that Iran had already violated their conditions. In reality, the results of two audits endorsed by every other country involved in the deal provided conclusive evidence that Iran was compliant. Because of Trump’s withdraw, Iran retaliated by increasing their stockpile and exceeded their limit within months. Tensions between our two countries escalated and became so volatile that in February 2020, the Senate was forced to take emergency action and blocked Trump from ordering a military attack on Iran. Why? Because if he attacked, China, North Korea, and Russia had warned they’d come to Iran’s aid. All three countries are in possession of nuclear weapons. Trump would’ve started a global nuclear war.

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    N S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kinda person congratulates themselves for their birthday?

    Slinkman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that herself? Hillaryous!

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Madam President" on the cover of Newsweek was worse.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, she did get 3 million more votes than her opponent did - it was the electoral college that handed the election to him.

    K.Kobayashi
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's very common for political campaigns to refer to the candidate as "future president" "next president" etc.

    A Cat Named Dragon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, but the candidate usually says something like "if I am so fortunate to be selected..."

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    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was robbed and we all know it.

    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s hilarious that Trump supporters deny it and spent 4 years calling us crybabies and snowflakes, but adamantly believe the Democrats stole Trump’s win and then invaded a government building to prevent Biden from being officially declared the victor.

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    #18

    Meirl

    Meirl

    Balkan_ Report

    Slinkman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these kinda cookies are heart to bake

    StrawberryParfait
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dough was way too warm and buttery, which is why they spread so much. You need more flour and a chilled dough if you want a shaped cookie to keep its shape while baking.

    Some Cool Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simply just too much butter in the mix.

    Dynein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. There's some chemistry happening during baking, but a few ingredients will do the same thing inside the dough that they'd do if you put it in the oven by itself - e.g. eggs and butter. Butter will make the consistency of the dough more temperature-dependent - hard in the fridge, soft at room temperature, runny in the oven.

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    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a cookie cutter wouldnt have solved this, you dont bake them inside cookie cutters

    Lexi Mitchell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like they used melted butter in the dough.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's the wrong type of dough to use for cutouts, isn't it? The looser the dough, the more it will spread when it's baked.

    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the beginning it's all about heart. Then it's all about liver, stomach, kidney and other kinds of organs that get fat and sick. That's life.

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    #19

    Rip Gary F

    Rip Gary F

    ehh22 Report

    Chris Ramage
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That happened to me just last year, Facebook told me it was a old friends birthday so I said happy birthday, only to have comments come back informing me she has been murdered the year before 😢

    KatHat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If no one shuts down a person's Facebook page, once a year the automated reminder will pop up saying "It's Bill's birthday! Help him celebrate". I suspect Gary was confused by this hence the question mark at the end of his post. This kind of thing is only going to happen more and more as social media accounts won't get deleted at anything like the rate of death and ghost accounts will linger for a long time.

    Philippa Davies
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like a member of my extended family- he died a couple of years ago, but still has a ghost account. When Facebook memories come up, I can still see his comments on past posts. It's quite eerie actually.

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    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bill shouldnt have a facebook account years after hes died. Not Garys fault some idiot didnt close his account

    John Montgomery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just a sad fact of Facebook. I heard of a friend passing from another friend only for Facebook to suggest the person who passed the next day.

    BILL CIPHER!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RIP bill I'm sorry for your loss gary

    Ryan Michaud
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bill Nye the furni (Dream reference from YT.) (Furni instead of furnace.) Dream is a great YT btw.

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    #20

    Influencer Brags About Her Easy Life In Bali On Twitter, Gets Deported Over It

    Influencer Brags About Her Easy Life In Bali On Twitter, Gets Deported Over It

    kristentootie Report

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    - Well enforced immigration laws

    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was selling a book that essentially was a referral service for people who would help circumvent COVID rules and she also broke the rules of her tourist visa by working in Bail (by selling said book)

    Dee Pond
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She bragged about Bali not having the "energy" of the US. It's easy to think everything is chill when you don't understand the native tongue, and can't read the news.

    Narunaru
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she complained afterwards that it was because of her gender/race. *chefkiss.jpg*

    Xylle Flora
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She played all the minority cards- female, black, lesbian. There was a bored panda article

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God save us from 'influencers'

    Theoretical Empiricist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only because they call themselves that. It's right down there with describing oneself as "a hero" or "kind" or "a very stable genius".

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    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, her posts made me want to visit Bali... On vacation... For a pre-determined length of time... Properly documented... And find a way to HELP the local population in some way. Now THAT is the proper way to elevate ones self: Doing for others. Not taking advantage of others for personal gain.

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She claimed afterwards that she was deported because she's gay. Indonesia is a pretty conservative country but that's not why. Bragging on social media about violating any nation's laws is just asking for it.

    Slune
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She got deported because people were afraid of spreading her egotistical stupidity!

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The full article can be found here: https://www.boredpanda.com/american-influencer-deported-from-bali-after-tweets/

    Clark Meldrum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you deport someone over bragging about how great they feel living there? It's not like they were bragging about how they broke the law or anything.

    Brooklynn H
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was promoting her e-book which included tips on how to get around safety protocols for a move to Bali during the pandemic. She also wrote about overstaying her tourism visa and not paying appropriate taxes.

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    Russian Otaku
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ffs get your s**t right. Be clear about what she brags about which is why the deportation happened

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    #21

    Never Obsolete

    Never Obsolete

    SeiriusPolaris Report

    Slinkman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything electrical at one point will become obsolete. They are always inventing better s**t.

    Dynein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But in this case, the statement is really true. Read the white block of text on the top sticker, last two lines: "Plus, upgrade your PC to the fastest model on the market every 2 years for only $99!"

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    Aliquid A
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you actually read the comment, it is never obsolete because you have the option to upgrade every 2 years.

    Scratch
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, people never read the fine print. Who needs the whole, factual story anyway? I know this post is just for fun, but people do this for everything now - they just kneejerk react to something they see and don't take the time to understand it fully. It's the main reason why everything sucks.

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for Windows 98, AOL and Netscape!

    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    windows 98 with 64MB ram...it was a dark time, a pixelated time, a time of dancing babies (i'm old)

    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never obsolete IF you upgrade every 2 years. Do eMachines still exist?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The upgrade price was only $99, which was an exceptionally good deal at the time. The brand was purchased by Gateway in 2004, and again by Acer in 2007. It was completely discontinued in 2013.

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    EQXL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah that time my dad bought a pc with 8mb harddrive and the salesman said that my dad wouldn't be able to fill that 8mb in his lifetime 😁

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else still have a computer with a floppy disk reader (that works) at home?

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do, it's the same floppy disk reader I had on my first PC... I just put it into new PC when I get one

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stickers last longer than computers.

    Tami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back when the 10MB hard drive came out, people said you'll NEVER fill that up, lol

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    #22

    The Toronto Blue Jays React To All The Cancelled Mlb Games Recently

    The Toronto Blue Jays React To All The Cancelled Mlb Games Recently

    jaysleafsraps12 , twitter.com Report

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were proofed wrong

    Cameron Washington
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are you a male if so your gonna make a great dad

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    seahawks fan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait the profile picture of each post is different

    Orange
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    weather was like not today BOI

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Due to the bad weather no one can get to the stadium lol

    Ashley Wright
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get it together Toronto Blue Jays

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever it's man vs nature, always bet on nature.

    A
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I remember correctly, the roof was damaged by ice falling from the CN Tower.

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    #23

    This Showed Up In My Tech News Feed

    This Showed Up In My Tech News Feed

    davethekidd Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it stays on your expensive iPhone which Apple uses to spy on you, but it is also copied to Apples servers and sold to various parties.

    Blarrg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read their terms of service. Their privacy policy isn't perfect, but far better than most.

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    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its rare for Apple products to get virus's. my mac book has been going on since 2013. Ive had every brand of lap top and cell phone and they lasted a year.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, you must be butchering those poor devices.... I've had different kinds of brands too and they all served me long enough.... In fact, some of them aren't even broken, just outdated by better newer versions.

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    Alina
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to minimize this, but it sayd "over a dozen". From hundreds of millions of users that seems a very particular case.

    Luuta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not so much celebrating too early, as deliberately deceiving its customers

    Pauline bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me no have cell phone just for that reason. I'm crazy not stupid!

    Henry Shane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fitting and don't like Apples monopoly , so I find this entertaining because i am horrible and want them to fail. Not good humor. Otherwise would be nice but to much hate towards apple that it should be left out of humor. I dislike the idea of joking about what we hate allows us to forget our morals, and get validation through other hating along side us. Still I hate apple, I say it but its not ok to. we can all do better.

    Pusfarm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What monopoly are you talking about exactly?

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    #24

    A Youtuber Who Said Veganism And God Cured Her Cancer Has Died Of Cancer

    A Youtuber Who Said Veganism And God Cured Her Cancer Has Died Of Cancer

    reddit.com Report

    Maul!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is unfortunate and sad :(

    Monika Rhodes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah- it's sad but what's more sad is- lots of people still believed her and lots still go with this kind of logic instead of seeking help.

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    hobbitly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Liz had a depression, an alcohol addiction, stage 4 cancer that already spread to her bones and lungs and later she did get radiation treatment. I dont think she had much of a chance against this disease, even with regular medicine. This seems like an action of someone who had the odds working against them and took a gamble on something.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but she shouldn't have claimed that she was cured.

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    Henry Shane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While my thoughts to go in a bad direction after reading this, mocking her would make me horrible. Is that what i should be doing ? mocking her? maybe she has mental illness we don't know. A little love goes a long way.

    Vladislavs Kokošņikovs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be upvoted. Really!! Don't know background of this story, but it seems for me same problem as with prosperity theology. There are actually people who are told that they are cured by God and if they go check their health in hospital, then it will be an act of disbelieve. Many people have died because of such fraud action.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people say that belief in God and trust in doctors & medicine are mutually exclusive? When I was diagnosed with cancer in 1990, the doctors said I might have 6 months to live, or 2 years at the most. After surgery, I had chemotherapy and radiotherapy, but all the way through, people were praying for me. In 1995 I got the all-clear, no more likely to get cancer than anyone else. So 30 years later I'm still giving thanks to God because he gave the doctors the skill and the knowledge to give me the right treatment and care I needed.

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    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in the UK. After I was diagnosed with cancer, my Mum went into a charity shop, which raised funds for something called the Cancer Help Centre. The woman who ran the shop gave Mum a list of minerals, vitamins, etc that I supposedly needed. They probably wouldn't have done me any harm, but I would never ignore doctor's advice. Later that Centre was on a TV programme, where the patients ate lots of grated carrot. Although some people liked their 'positive' approach, (fresh air, exercise, etc) it was exposed as doing far more harm than good, and was forced to close.

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think veganism or her faith led to her death... many people who were cured of their cancer and got the "all clear" go on to develop cancer a second or multiple times (know first hand of such situations). The danger in this scenario is that (at the root of the matter) the person is in denial that they are sick and do not seek out the appropriate treatment soon enough.

    Christy Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope ppl have better sense then thinking being a vegan and praying to a magic wizard will cure them of whatever, but esp not cancer of all things.

    FlitterBug
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While that's sad, it can also be misleading for people who are living with it who don't know any better. You know all those people who think the earth is flat? Yeah, those essential oils didn't help you, and going vegan won't either.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is supposed to be the "funny" section!!!

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    #25

    Celebrating Too Early

    Celebrating Too Early

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    karla Meixnerová
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, our Prime Minister said that we are "Best in covid" back in summer, and now we are "Best in covid" but from the other side :(

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you are the best. Anyway, we are not much better. Greetings from Austria.

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    like every country the number goes up in the automn and winter. would be low next summer but will go up again next autumn

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh please, please, please be wrong about this! I'd like to work again sometime ...🙁

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    Your Cousin Vinny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With those kind of numbers, they may end up with a lot of cancelled Checks. I hope they don't bounce.

    no_name
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude... I'm torn between amused and offended.

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    Iapetos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And many many more to come...

    Suzanne Slifer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm confused I always thought Prague was located in Poland ?

    Sam Chen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😑well that was smart😑

    Your Cousin Vinny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right under the headline, there is a date of "1 Jul". On the graph, there is a date of "Oct 9". Did it take three months to test positive for the virus?

    Eliška Hůlková
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, after that party, we had a nice long summer when the infection was in check. Then autumn came and cr*p hit the fan.

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    no_name
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I kind of feel ashamed about it too, and I'm not the one wandering around without mask, visiting close and distant friends and relatives, demonstranting about every little thing and spending holidays in mountains.

    Eric Forster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder my great grandfather left for the US.

    Michaela Čonková
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seeing my country in this thread did not suprise me at all, especially when it comes to corona . those who come out with restrictions (politicians) are usually busted having 'personal parties' almost every week with bunch of people, no mask, nothing.

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    #26

    Does This Count?

    Does This Count?

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    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very bad man. He was hanged for murdering three tourists (believed to have killed six in total) he was also a drug trafficker and thief. Googled him so you don’t have to.

    Luuta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the famous general in WWI, I think it was, who shouted across No Man's Land, "You German idiots couldn't hit an elephant at -" and was shot in the head, killing him instantly, before he could finish the sentence.

    Jon S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was John Sedgewick in the American Civil War. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Sedgwick

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    Hyuna GP
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually know John Martin Scripps' family as they're very old friends on my mother's side of the family. There was actually a moment way back when at my Aunt's wedding where she tried to set my mother up with John but thankfully my mother turned that offer down and dodged a massive bullet if you ask me.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was a spree killer and murdered three tourists.

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    KT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good riddance to that evil pos

    Henry Shane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fitting, 2 in a row article is doing better. Yet why are all the fitting ones like this lol. either dark or weird lol. Roofs don't stop rain, racist think their race protects them, damn.

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    #27

    So... Can I Get My Job Back Or Nah?

    So... Can I Get My Job Back Or Nah?

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    Noel Benavente
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if i'd ever win the lottery i wouldn't tell anyone...

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something someone who's already won might say... :-)

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    Zoe's Mom
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If ever I was to win a large amount of money, I think I would isolate for a month just for it to set in. Then I'd make some decision on what to do with the money.

    Kevin Camp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad move. Never brag about winning the lottery. Just wait until you get the money, then put in your notice and disappear. I do not care how shitty your job and boss might be, just move on. Living the best life is the best revenge.

    Judith Wilson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe. But I hope I never reach a point where my best life is my revenge on anyone for any reason.

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    Joseph Kuhlman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: the person writing the article is the reporter

    Jane Petersen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is straight from Reno 911! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpwesfKJ1AI&list=RDP_wmJR1xxAI&index=16

    Lily
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. I heard a story like this one. So there was a woman who hated her colleague, he acted so superior and would always say he was right even when he was wrong. So one day she put a bag of chocolate bags on his desk and when he arrived he was so excited, and he called the boss and said, "I'm not working for your fat ass anymore, I'm f**king rich now." An hour later he called again and said," "Can I have my job back?" Obviously she said no.

    Frankie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bag of chocolate bags? I'm so confused

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    Leisa K
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahahaha!!! This is rich.

    23AClark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooooooo. I wonder if she got it back?

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    #28

    No Title Needed

    No Title Needed

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    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This is why we don't get tattoos before the game"

    FlitterBug
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand getting one simply to remember but don't put "winners" or anything until the end...For example, getting a tattoo of the track or the name of the race, but not any place (such as 1st, 2nd, etc)

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    Premislaus de Colo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how he came out of this with n't

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn’t “England, NOT World Cup winners 2018” have been a better alternative? Just saying.

    Gerry Nix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only thing that ones up this is the Romney 2012 face tatt guy.

    Jon Varley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he should have waited until after we got through the semis... It was that arrogant and cocksure attitude that motivated Croatia to step up and kick our arses.

    YoChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I was like..well maybe Britian can win another year?..then I saw 2018, and lost all hope for this person.

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    #29

    Congrats, You Played Yo'self

    Congrats, You Played Yo'self

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to NEVER GET CAUGHT doing something wrong - STOP posting videos about how to NEVER GET CAUGHT on YouTube!

    John Seidel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't stop, keep posting videos of yourself doing something illegal. It's hilarious.

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    Thomas E S Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to never get caught smoking weed? Don't smoke weed. Simple.

    Purr·maid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like: "How To Get Caught Smoking Weed."

    Just another bot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rule no.1 don't admit to it unnecessarily

    C.S. E.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always find it humorous when weed smokers, or smokers in general, think they're pulling something over on non-smokers. We can smell it. You can be outside, or smoking in the car with your head out of an open window, douse yourself in perfume, whatever, WE. CAN. SMELL. IT. Smoking dulls your olfactory senses. Weed especially likes to stick around. If you think you haven't been caught, it's often because the non-smoker decides to let it go.

    Ellaphant
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to get views - lesson 1.1

    Dog_Frog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sorry, but the fact that 200K people watched that 😂

    JennyBee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i swear dumbest criminals ever XD

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    #30

    Self Explanatory

    Self Explanatory

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least they can now rememeber the original date they were supposed to marry.

    Livvy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mom what's that date on your arm?" "Oh, that's the day your dad and I were supposed to get married."

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    Elizabeth Molloy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, it was Covid which caused the cancellation: https://www.unilad.co.uk/life/couple-forced-to-cancel-wedding-already-had-the-date-tattooed-together/

    Ashley Wright
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is another reason why you don’t get tattooed

    Faith Hurst
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could still get technically married on any day and have the party later.

    Luuta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could still celebrate the anniversary of their shadow wedding.

    Johnny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a good idea -- I can never remember the date of my anniversary, tattooing it on my arm would make it so much easier. And my wife's birthdate too

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's something better than having it permanently on your body just in case you get divorced. Write it down...

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    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh the stories (and memories) they will have to tell future generations...

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes lil Johnny your parents were dumb enough to tattoo our wedding date then got changed...

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    Jigsaw's Puzzle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they'e staying positive about it

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    The redditor u/N8theGr8 continued: “When you're so close to the end that victory looks assured is when a lot of people let their guard down, and don't have the situational awareness to realize that someone else is trying to win too. It's fine to celebrate early, but make sure you're in a safe position to do so.”

    #31

    You Don't Even Have To Think About Trump Anymore

    You Don't Even Have To Think About Trump Anymore

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    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Electoral college really tanked us on this one.

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a non-American bamboozled by the whole electoral college thing what I understood was that these people are meant to intervene to prevent some monstrous demigog from being elected (amongst other things) - ummm, okay

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    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all know he cheated in 2016, too.

    Blarrg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump won in 2016. Biden won in 2020. Can we all quit crying foul when our person loses?

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    Linus Nilsson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I refer to my comment on the other Hillary-post

    Joanna
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is in poor taste considering everything our country went through with that dumpster fire in the White House.

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    #32

    Setup For Failure

    Setup For Failure

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    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They did say probably, not definitely...

    BananaJo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They said probably. Don't judge em'

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    #33

    No More Delays! Ok Maybe One More

    No More Delays! Ok Maybe One More

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's about a video game whose release kept being delayed. It was eventually released and wasn't ready so didn't work properly on some consoles. They are still fixing it to date.

    Evelína Zlá
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don´t mind. Love the game... love Keanu in it... :)

    Some Cool Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they put it out anyway and its riddles with bugs

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only we had twitter while Duke Nukem Forever/Fornever was in development hell --- it would have been the gift that keeps giving.

    #34

    It’s Official Joe Exotic Is Not On The Clemency List

    It’s Official Joe Exotic Is Not On The Clemency List

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now he's hoping Biden will pardon him....

    Susancnw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Biden will sign anything put in front of him.

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    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He didn't pay the $2 million pardon fee. "Not for you, poor people scum."

    Kay blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wasn't valuable to Trump in anyway otherwise he'd be out.

    CD Mills
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That didn't age well. I hope we can start starving people like this of attention. Let them go dark and fade into sideshows.

    AlmightyOne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is he in prison? Sorry, I don't read the news often, so I never knew

    somnomania
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's absolute trash who openly confessed to trying to hire a hit on someone, among other things

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where did his legal team go to law school?

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    #35

    So, Im In Richmond Va And We Had Some Tornadoes Today

    So, Im In Richmond Va And We Had Some Tornadoes Today

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    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does VA not normally get Tornadoes? We get them in Indiana and you NEVER jinx it!

    Theoretical Empiricist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people end posts like this with "lol"? At best, it would be "enc" ("embarassed nervous chuckle").

    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my little town is lucky, or at least my stretch of it. Or maybe just me. It's been like 5 or 6 years, maybe more, I can't remember, since a tornado has touched down here, but there's been plenty touching down in the towns next to us. The last time a tornado hit our town, it got a MASSIVE chunk bc we're a small town, but it avoided my area all together. I was at a sleepover one time, at a friends house in an area of a neighboring town that would have normally gotten hit, but it avoided us by like... 100 or so yards. That was close, especially since her batshit crazy dad went out and said "It's not that bad". his hair was long, and when he came back inside it was pointed in the direction the wind was blowing.

    Elizabeth Wilkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So from Alabama where we not only have 1 tornado season but 2, (and when it's not tornado season it Hurricane season) just never say "it's not that bad!"

    Juliette
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    4 years ago

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    Jennie-Lind Normand
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was me 2.5 years ago, tornado alerts all afternoon, news saying 'watch out'. I had just said to my husband while looking out the window 'sunny skies here!' Then BOOM took a direct hit from an EF2 (I know there are much worse, but an EF2 is rare for our area, and some areas even saw an EF3)

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    #36

    User Calls Someone Out For A Spelling Mistake

    User Calls Someone Out For A Spelling Mistake

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    Random Person
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that this might have been intentional. It is ironic tat he corrects spelling and also msspels the words int teh post.

    InstantRamenGuy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, there should be a period between "spelling" and "even".

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    #37

    Racing Mom To The Finish

    Racing Mom To The Finish

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She wasn't going to let him win so fair dinkum he doesn't look back.

    Sherbaan Naab
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen the video. She doesn't trip, she falls on purpose to save herself the embarrassment.

    Lucy Skinner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s kinda sweet how she falls on purpose for him...

    Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because there is a woman and a child in the same picture, it doesn't make her the parent. There are heaps of runners. Probably not even related. I'd guess that's dad behind. LOL

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    #38

    Ufc Fighter Is Sure He Is Going To Win

    Ufc Fighter Is Sure He Is Going To Win

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    Ricky Omo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congratulations to the winner. 🔥

    Gyro Pilot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brother's shirt was torn: usually seen as a clear sign of defeat in UFC

    Noel Benavente
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this happens all the time in boxing, like raising your arm will make the judges change their mind...

    BananaJo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't exactly get this one

    #39

    Goddamn I Said Wait For It

    Goddamn I Said Wait For It

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    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am fascinated by how huge those necklaces are. Like, wow!

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more interested to know if they could also wear an Austrian cowbell.

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is in the category "faces of defeat".

    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The giant jewelry convention.

    #40

    My Friend Celebrated The Patriots Winning The Afc East A Bit Early Today

    My Friend Celebrated The Patriots Winning The Afc East A Bit Early Today

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    Julius Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " did a full one-eighty crazyyy"

    Aria Singh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ¨Baby, Thinking ´bout the way I was¨

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    Sam Chen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Patriots fan here; we are still the best in the AFC East the bills are still new

    David Beaulieu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When is this text from. No one in their right mind, at any point during the past season, could have thought the Pats had the division clinched.

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    #41

    Rip R/Gaming

    Rip R/Gaming

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    K.Kobayashi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could someone explain this one? Game development team completing a project and showing a disc with the release version on it? What happened after this?

    Rawal Mayank
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the game was released it was full of bugs, the promises they made where not in the game. They techincally lied. They lied about it being multiplayer, but they did come back strong. Working on their mistakes.

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    Slinkman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They fixed it up pretty nice, my respect for that. Didn't like getting lied to though.

    Roger Haywood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm playing that now actually. The updates have really done it justice.

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that picture would have made an awesome cover

    Dog Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My chiropractor told me about it when it first came out and how everyone was waiting for it but turned out to be a big mess. I love the game. So much to explore.

    Alexis draskinis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beautiful freaking game though! My hubs is obsessed with it right now

    blugeagua
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just look at how amazingly inclusive they are too! All those white men. How fun.

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    #42

    Returning To Earth Sooner Than Expected

    Returning To Earth Sooner Than Expected

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    Steve Wilson
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Early in my career I programmed & machined a couple of parts for the space station. So you might want to look up whenever you leave the house just in case.

    Anne Reid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I gonna get hit by a flaming toilet seat or something?

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    #43

    "Everything Was Better In The 90's"

    "Everything Was Better In The 90's"

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    Jack Candy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In their stupid fear of communism the USA created a much more dangerous enemy. You can negotiate with political 'enemies', but you cannot negotiate with religious fascists and madmen. Very similar to Cuba - in the beginning Castro only wanted to get rid of the corrupt US-backed mafia regime. Same with Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh and his people only wanted to be free, and when the USA were hostile, the USSR and China took the chance. Afghanistan? The USA supported everyone fighting against the USSR, but during this time afghan women had the same rights as men, children were sent to school.

    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago

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    American opportunism. When he was anti-soviet he was a hero, when he wanted the US out of his country he was a terrorist.

    CowboyHank
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. When he coordinated the murder of thousands, he was a terrorist. Please don't express any level of sympathy for this man. I can't downvote you enough.

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    #44

    Found Inside A Biography Of Hilary Clinton At A Local Book Sale

    Found Inside A Biography Of Hilary Clinton At A Local Book Sale

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    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was robbed. Cheated. We all know it.

    Sue Grigg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, win by 3 million votes and lose the election. The electoral college was created to appease the slave states, time to get rid of it.

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Democrats in 2016: "Well the polls say that Hillary will win and who will vote for a crazy TV show host? No, not going to vote. I'll have a Caramel Frappuccino and call it a day."

    Purr·maid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pops, did you not read the book?

    Thomas E S Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a big section in the book about Obama and Biden.

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    #45

    The Difference Between Jan 13, 2018 And Aug 20, 2018

    The Difference Between Jan 13, 2018 And Aug 20, 2018

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    Sky Render
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bitcoins tanked in 2018 after having performed very well up 'til that point. It rebounded not too long after, and has been on the rise pretty consistently ever since.

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    King Joffrey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if they'd held on at that point, they'd still be rich now...

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    #46

    Germany’s Victory Monument For Stalingrad

    Germany’s Victory Monument For Stalingrad

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FOR SALE. Mint condition, never used

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that an art installation? The weapon looks strangely small/unrealistic, the hairdo (+bandanna?) is completely out of style for 1930s/1940s (Rambo?) and the swastika on the flag is wrong.

    #47

    A Friend Of Mine Made A Drunk Decision This Afternoon

    A Friend Of Mine Made A Drunk Decision This Afternoon

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    jonnotheGOAT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a real cowboys fan, idk if i should laugh at this

    Lili
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unprofessional for tatoo artists to accept a drunk client.

    Jesus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kick dat cheater out of the stadium, im counting on you, chiefs!

    Noel Benavente
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not bad at all... he can say it's LIII actually :D

    Ellen Ranks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a bad tattoo, what is wrong with it?

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    #48

    How Wrong This Guy Was

    How Wrong This Guy Was

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mifflin Devin is a horrible person

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don't like platform bashing. I used to play PC, then I went to Nintendo 64, then I moved back to PC, then on to PlayStation. I have owned X-box, but I personally prefer PS controller style. I don't think a real gamer cares what platform you play on, as long as you enjoy the gaming!

    Beans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah the platform bashing is just silly

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    Anime SImp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why do some people think that calling some one gay is an insult , it really isn't

    Among Us
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shut up man, we all know KFC is winning this so called "console war".

    Noelle (she/her)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was called Gaystation I would have bought the entire stock

    Barbz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mifflin Devin is a bad person. I assume the blocked word is the N-Word, also using the r-word is in poor taste. Mifflin needs to get it together.

    Wandaluzt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well given it has been 24 years nearly since he posted it, he may well have.

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    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is absolutely everything a competition for some people? JFC.

    Jesus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stop making nintendo fans look bad!

    Shoto Todoroki(genderbend)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    umm sir playstation is the best console in the world

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    #49

    Yes, Thank You Mccain

    Yes, Thank You Mccain

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    John McCain saved obamacare for the US. Trump was about to destroy health insurance for the people who needed it most.

    Purr·maid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you John McCain! His last brave act.

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    #50

    My GF Is Studying Cosmetology, She Had A Client Request A Very Difficult Cut And Color Today

    My GF Is Studying Cosmetology, She Had A Client Request A Very Difficult Cut And Color Today

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    #51

    Lt Gen Niazi, Commander Of The Army In East Pakistan Gave This Statement Just Before The War. 18 Days Later He Surrendered Unconditionally

    Lt Gen Niazi, Commander Of The Army In East Pakistan Gave This Statement Just Before The War. 18 Days Later He Surrendered Unconditionally

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given that until 25 years before that they and India were the same country (well, colony for the last few years) that was a weak statement at best.

    N S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The subcontinent you call "India" has a rich multicultural, multiethnic history stretching thousands of years before the British Raj.

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    Aria Singh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    India won both Indo-Pakistani wars. I dont know if this is 1978 one or the other one.

    Jon S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Comical Ali's boast during the invasion of Iraq. "We are winning this war!"

    #52

    2nd Is Pretty Good Too

    2nd Is Pretty Good Too

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    Lily
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    8/100s of a second...so close

    J. F.
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    4 years ago

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    The opera isn't over till the lady stops singing....

    Henry Cheves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The saying is, It ain't over til the fat lady sings.

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    #53

    Tom Brady Takes No Prisoners

    Tom Brady Takes No Prisoners

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    YellowOchre
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like his profile pic but it's too bad that he's a Patriots fan. lol

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    #54

    Why Do People Do This?

    Why Do People Do This?

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    PandaJon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and why is the tip of the tail coat off the arm and on the table???

    MiriPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is not the table but a shadow. I was confused at first as well.

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    jonnotheGOAT
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does the football look a little deflated to anyone else?

    PhybreAwptic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person getting tattoed was running out of money around the time the artist got to the football and hand.

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    #55

    Cowboys Fans

    Cowboys Fans

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    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Half of these make no sense to us without a description.

    Blizt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a football game. Green team is losing and blue team is winning, and the blue team was already celebrating their win. There's a minute and thirteen seconds left, and in that time the green team managed to score enough to win the game. It was a devastating loss for the blue team, and caused many rooting for the green team to brag days after. Pretty sure the Green team is the Green Bay Packers, and the Blue team are the Dallas Cowboys in the NFL.

    Richard Henderson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you’re gonna describing it like that then you should say “American football game”.

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    #56

    The_donald Celebrates The New Alabama Senator!

    The_donald Celebrates The New Alabama Senator!

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    tw 72
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roy Moore deserved to LOSE more that anyone I can think of.

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    BorPand8
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this about? I tried searching for the image and Google says it's a "senior citizen."

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahahaha. As Linus said, it's Roy Moore, one of the few people that make Trump look semi-competent by comparison.

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    Dorothy Parker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DT was wrong? Never? Roy just didn't win bigly enough.

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    #57

    Rip

    Rip

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    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Explanation from Reddit: James Gunn was let go from directing Guardians of The Galaxy V.3 because of tweets he made a few years back. https://imgur.com/a/rvbDryr

    Call Me Mars
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think there is a volume 3. I'm not entirely sure, however.

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    David Beaulieu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But now he is back directing, because Disney realized their franchise ($$$) is more important than a little bad press.

    Jules Caldwell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking James Gunn isn't who I think he is...

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    #58

    Goal!!! Wait No

    Goal!!! Wait No

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    #59

    Read The Comments

    Read The Comments

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    Amanda Sherland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh? So it wasn't any good or...?

    Conrad Strucker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    James Gunn was removed from the franchise for some posts he made years ago and has deeply apologized for :(

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    But according to the moderator, there’s a small difference between an early celebration and a premature celebration. And that is the upsetting feeling that comes in the end.

    “There's an element of schadenfreude involved. Also, it kinda sounds like 'premature ejaculation,' which I bet was a pun the creator intentionally set up,” they explained about the title.

    The redditor’s favorite post is this one, because they said: “I think it really embodies celebrating before you should (even though I voted for her).”

    #60

    Not That Sweet After All

    Not That Sweet After All

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone is going to have to explain this one

    pancake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the song there, called sweet victory, was supposed to be performed by Maroon 5 at the halftime show at the superbowl, but it only played for a little bit before they switched to a song called sicko mode and people were not happy

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    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The creator of SpongeBob SquarePants, Stephen Hillenburg, passed away in 2018. ALS, I believe. He was only 57. After teaser ads led fans to believe that Maroon 5 would perform "Sweet Victory" (a song from the show, a nod to the Super Bowl) in tribute, they were disappointed when they only heard a brief clip of it being played (not performed).

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gus Johnson dos hilarious sketches and is a frequent guest on Smosh, too

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