30 Posts That Made People Say, ‘Please, May I Have A Crumb Of Context’

It was trying for 88 mph.

As a curse, it’s original.

Photobomb

That's twisted

Brilliant. I've always wanted to know also.

They tried to buy eggs and flour under the age of 18, and now the police are quacking down on antisocial behaviour.

I’m guessing Wales is being plagued by feral teenagers egging houses.

This is actually why the children are not allowed to buy eggs.

SH*T

Sh*t On You

Sounds like something someone with a truck full of overnight baguettes would say.

Is that....a turkey??

Misconstrued reference to an 80's anti-drug ad, in an attempt to be sarcastic.

But I wanna know what happened!!

Women's cricket, brought to you by Cthulhu.

If only it was that easy.

This is (or was, I was last there over a decade ago) from the children's science museum in Los Angeles within walking distance of USC, the one they got in partnership with the natural history museum nearby.

If it were real the, paint would not have had time to dry before someone lifted the lever.

I would like a species selection button for that lever.

Museum piece

Turns you into 14th century Spanish explorers

Try me!

Seems to me Australia could use a few mass extinctions. Can you tune that lever to, say, rabbits?

That's inside de Pentagon

Let's do it. There's no hope.

This isn't strange, it seems like it's in a museum or a kids education center 👍

I think it's a museum exhibit on the dinosaurs' extinction.

Quick and painless.

Is there one for resetting the entire universe?

It's a church fire alarm?

And they wonder why I press unlabeled buttons.

Anyone care to calculate how many s**t particles there are per square centimeter of fruit?

would be interesting if there was also a trampoline on the ceiling

"Tomber dans les pommes" which translates from French into English as "falling in the apples"....basically it means to faint :) I think this bird is demonstrating that 😂

Chinese head trap is a new thing apparently.

Ehh nope

Du, Du hast, Du hast mich :p

Rubber baby boatie bumpers.

...cause tomorrow you'll get scrambled.

Per Ozzy Osbourne, I thought it was "You gotta hear this f****** guy!" He was referring to a 9 y.o. Japanese kid play the guitar on Crazy Train.

Banana for scale for the spoon.

"YES WE ARE" (sung to the tune of Bob the Builder)

"...I didn't have enough thread"

Archery targets

What time? Ah OK close o clock.