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We all have weird quirks that are fairly uncommon, to say the least. For the fear of being judged, we keep these weird things to ourselves; however, that doesn't stop us from being curious about what others have to hide.

So, to indulge in this secret knowledge, X (formerly Twitter) user @drakesbrother started a thread asking people to share their bad habits, weird confessions, and interesting things they do. The thread was quickly flooded with the strangest habits. 

Turns out, lots of us have funny habits that make perfect sense to us but might seem odd to others. Something like when someone has to read the last page of a book before they can start it from the beginning. One thing’s clear: what seems like quirky habits to some of us is just another day in the office for others.

Some confessed to measuring how long something will take in songs, others said that each time they get in their car, they make sure no one is sitting in the back seat. While some of these weird things to do sound a little bit odd, let’s not pretend you don't relate. 

Scroll below for the list of confessions from regularly weird people, and don't forget to share your own strange habits in the comments.

#1

Saving The Best For Last

Saving The Best For Last

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Withnail
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same here, that way the best taste lingers the longest!

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    Measuring Time In Songs

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    Impulsive Thoughts About Babies

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    Reilly Beryll
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is incredibly common. Everyone does this, actually. Intrusive thoughts. I tend to think “how much can I key this car”.

    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the border between sane and insane is merely to put such thoughts to action. Having them is normal, if not even creative.

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    athornedrose
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is related to the so called "call of the void" where you're like "what if i just jumped off this bridge right now"

    Von
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear that call so often these days. Call of the void....now I know what to call it. Thx!!!

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    Oathbraker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the good old "call of the void". I get it sometimes when I drive.

    funtime foxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is a physiological phenomenon called cognitive dissonance, and it has to do with your brain having to deal with ambiguity. known less formally as the high place effect(this is more commonly used to explain why people get the urge to jump off cliffs) explains that when your survival instincts just sort of shut off, also known as anti-survival

    E FourOFour
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is when I'm on a long car trip and I think to myself "I wonder what would happen if I just jerk the wheel to the right as hard and as fast as I can while going 80 MPH"

    Dog Lover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s called ‘Call of the void’

    Rachael Marrast
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! Not with babies, but when I am driving I wonder what would happen if I just let go of the wheel.

    Pamela24
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. I'm doing like 120 km/h and sometimes can't shake off the feeling of: "Like if I just moved my hands slightly to the right I could kill us all." Can't say I like the feeling...

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    HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have crazy irrational thoughts like that too, like in a work meeting i might think "what if i just threw my coffee at someones head right now",, speeding along in a car and i will think "imagine i just opened the door now" it's odd but i totally get this.

    Missy Barton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I'll be talking to someone and think "What if I just punched them?" Intrusive thoughts, man.

    THEPS
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol I used to have those thoughts about my own baby ! lol Don't worry he's 11 now.

    Von
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is 18, but I did too....though I've actually had this dark passenger whispering in my ear since I was a child. :-(

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    Yael
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Intrusive thoughts. OCD 101!

    Kristine Moe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if turned my steering wheel really hard and drove off this extremely high bridge?

    Patricia Rix
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Intrusive thoughts. I never knew what to call this phenomenon, or that lots of people have them. So glad to know this.

    Foxyloxylou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes me too! like just scrollin' BP on ur phone then ur just like "what if i chucked this into the Misissippi?"

    TheKnightOwl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very normal, if not very unnerving.

    Valerie Lessard
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these thoughts are very, very common

    Wendy Tanneberger
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always think about what would happen if I just randomly raised my hand in class and told my teacher she was fat. The weird part is, she isn't even fat!

    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol same the first thought I have when I meet someone is "how long would it take to strangle them...."

    Barbara Baldwin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or knowing for sure, even though you are the only critter with hands in a mile radius around you, that if you stick your hand down the kitchen disposal to retrieve a spoon it will turn on anyway..

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a phrase for this: 'L'appel du vide'. 'The call of the void'. They use it for the impulse to jump when on a high place, but it can be used for the impulse to do any strange/destructive thing.

    Esther Evans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This never happens to me...and now that I know how often these things occur to other people, I'm absolutely terrified.....

    Hugo Raible
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The call of the void (standing on the brink and contemplating what happens if you jump).

    Momo Skarsgård
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or I wonder how tight I can hug him/her!! You just want to squeeze them to death!!

    My O My
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also with trains passing by. What if I took just a little step

    Mindy Keys
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't carry a hammer through the house for this exact reason! I impulsively want to smash something. But not a baby. Honest.

    Pryjmaty
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm like that when I'm driving and come to a really sharp curve. What if I just went straight?

    Christopher Columbus
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank god and OP! I'm not alone and not a complete psycho, apparently. Never follow through though.

    S
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this in public places. "What if I just jumped on the table and screamed at the top of my lungs?" Probably why my anxiety is so sky high in public places....

    boredkitten
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have these thoughts as well, it just seems so easy to do something in a second or a few seconds with life-time consequencies. And I have the thoughts what would happen if I just put my hand in fire or walk from the audience to a famous person during the interview or just black out in the audience.

    Christina Sersif
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think of doing something crazy like going into a grocery store when it's closed and just make a huge mess. Open stuff, throw it everywhere, slide all around the floors. Just going crazy.

    Jakki Sixx
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lets hope she dosent have any kids she would kill them

    Nezuko_chan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “What if if I jumped off this mountain” yes I have thought this while hiking before

    Mike_The_Nike (He They)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait it’s not just me? so would ypu say you also do this with imaginary sitcheations like moi?

    Paul Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll be riding my motorcycle down the road and wonder what it would be like to swerve my bike into oncoming traffic.

    Me Emn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time in 3rd grade, I thought to myself; "what if I jump on my teachers head while she was teaching and immediately throatfuck her?".

    Lydia Rone
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sometimes happens to me too. Once, when I was at a birthday party there were ice cubes and soda, and I wondered, "If i put an ice cube in the hot tub, how long would it take to melt?"

    Maddie P
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yo i am dying ahahahahhaahhahahahah

    Daric Apai (Darquestar1)
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What If..." some of humanities best and worst moments. A breath away of just doing the wrong thing. You and every human ever.

    Matt
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obsessive compulsive disorder is "responding" to these thoughts, either trying to dispel them, or reassuring yourself somehow that you're "good". This leads to completing physical or mental rituals. This comes from having a fundamental conflict with yourself, non acceptance etc. Source: obsessive compulsive sufferer.

    Jordan Bahnub
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    During a concert: what if I just fricking scream as loud as I can during the middle of a song??

    Mochi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought I was the only one and something was wrong with me until I read this.

    Michelle Dodson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't go out on really high bridges or balconies. I feel the void pulling me and am scared to death I might just jump. And no, I am not suicidal.

    Iceroyalmilktea
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this weird desire to throw a flower pot from a high building on someone down below. my mom thinks I have violent tendency. so far haven't done it yet...YET.

    Flavia Slag
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Good vs Bad playing in our heads.

    Patricia Posito
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think most of us do that occasionally.

    Kirsi Rutanen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crossing a bridge ...I see myself tossing my bag into the river!

    bcfcalice21
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that but thought what if I set him on fire. I was holding my nephew

    Gabrielle Weems
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know exactly what you mean. Like someone else said, it's like getting a weird urge to jump from a high place - it's not like you actually want to, but your mind likes to play out the worst outcomes of situations as a primal survival technique. I still don't like these weird thoughts, but at least I know I'm not crazy lol

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought i was the only one to think what if I went "crazy'.

    Alex Craig
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to google Joe Lycett. He is not only hilarious he has a stand up (can't remember which) where he says his spirit animal tells him to do things like, kick that toddle. His spirit animal is a Walrus. He is hell funny.

    Nia Loves Art
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get thoughts like that all the time. When I see a truck or bus I imagine jumping in front of it. I don’t actually want to though.

    Cindy Snow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank God I dont, I have enough problems!

    Luka Hamer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me too... Never would, don't worry

    Karen Robinson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The difference is reason, logic and morals they mean you think it, but don’t do it

    KarmaQueen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have had thoughts similar to this. Referred to as the "What if"

    Laura Zaini
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    exactly, i have ocd and even if consciously I would never do such things, my mind keeps going on with "yeah ok but what if...."

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    MrMe
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am some times thinking when in a conversation with some one: "what if I punched this person with my elbow in his nose"

    MadamButterfly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That escalates quickly...very quickly.

    QueenOlive
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The call of the void" is when you want to turn into oncoming traffic, but you don't.

    Mark Fuller
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG. I can TOTALLY relate. My whole life is like Ally McBeal (who's old enough to remember it?) where I behave perfectly appropriately whilst imagining completely random behaviour. The most routine vision is sitting through an excruciatingly dull (normal) business meeting only to then leap onto the board room table, make animal noises and kick everyone's paperwork and laptops off, before running out of the room OR, sitting back down and acting as though nothing happened. Hmmmm. Maybe shouldn't admit to that.

    debrina blackmoon
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there are other people("adults") i'd love to push out a window/off a balcony/down some stairs/into traffic,etc.

    m. b
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call me boring I head deamons on things not "clearly killing others",also I cannot wrap around it. I have strong thoughtsand disbelieves in myself, others have to figure out by themselves. Even if I keep question why they are alive. Don't get me wrong, I also hate everybody's else kid and annoying grannies, but there are limits to everything. Even stretch has it's limits

    Withnail
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't put it past you, Arya.

    Linda Braap
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    what if we throw you out the window

    Linda Braap
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    wtf is wrong with you go see a shrink

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    you need to see a therapist. It's not 'incredibly' common and not everyone does it

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    #4

    Conversations With Myself

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    Luis Milian
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My girlfriend does this a lot. I end up answering her and she just replies "nobody is talking to you, talking to myself. mind your own business." LOL

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    #5

    Must-Shut-Everything For Sleep

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    Withnail
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cupboard doors need to be closed when not in use. It's not that I won't necessarily be able to sleep, it's just why would they be open?

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    #6

    Beating The Microwave Countdown

    Beating The Microwave Countdown

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    Luis Milian
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to stop the microwave 1 second before it stops so it wont do the annoying beeps at the end

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    #7

    Scenario Rehearsing In My Head

    Scenario Rehearsing In My Head

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    #8

    Precise Volume Setting

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    Luis Milian
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there are more than me out there....awesome

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    #9

    Keeping The Mind Busy

    Keeping The Mind Busy

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    #10

    Knowing The Tune, But Not The Words

    Knowing The Tune, But Not The Words

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    #11

    Solo Work Satisfaction

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    #12

    One Earbud Awareness

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    Withnail
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work like this in the office. Part courtesy, part fomo.

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    #13

    Silence Sounds Loud

    Silence Sounds Loud

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    Synnika S
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know right? It makes that staticy noise

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    #14

    Safety Scenario Strategist

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    #15

    Pause To Check For Intruders

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    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is like driving with loud music, but then turning the volume down to look for parking or for an address.

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    #16

    The Cool Side Of The Pillow

    The Cool Side Of The Pillow

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    Suzi Gauthier
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 4 in Florida we had no A/C in our house. I had 6 spots on my pillow that I could move my head around on until I had to flip it & have 6 more.

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    #17

    Imagining Unlikely Scenarios

    Imagining Unlikely Scenarios

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    Suzi Gauthier
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I have whole arguments in my head with other people.

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    #18

    Phone Privacy Panic

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    Bluebell Rizzi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do have things to hide, and my reaction is the same... I mean... dude, that's my phone, it's sacred

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    #19

    Contemplating Mortality

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    Backseat Safety Check

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    #21

    Holding Breath To Dodge Germs

    Holding Breath To Dodge Germs

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    kat lia
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are waiting for you to say bless you.

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    #22

    Flashlight Fears

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    #23

    Attention To Details

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    #24

    Soothing Myself With A Foot Rub

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    #25

    Bridge-Speeding For Safety

    Bridge-Speeding For Safety

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    Smoofy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sisters and I used to try holding our breath over bridges when were little. I think we thought it'd make us float if we fell in the water

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    #26

    Floor Over Bed

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    Foxxy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both my kids do this, they go through fazes where every so often they will sleep a couple of weeks on the floor.

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    #27

    Imaginary Bets For Big Decisions

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    Paul K. Johnson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's pretty high stakes for just trying to hit the trash can with some garbage. Go big I guess.

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    #28

    Living Out Loud In My Imagination

    Living Out Loud In My Imagination

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    Bettina Jansen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do that, now I've learned to be more discreet (unless I'm in nature, then you can let go)

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    #29

    Doubting Intentions

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    Link
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. I always feel like when people talk to me they're just doing it to feel polite :(

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    #30

    Echoing TV Laughter

    Echoing TV Laughter

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    MammaG
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's often recorded "canned" laughter. Also called a laugh track.

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