We all have weird quirks that are fairly uncommon, to say the least. For the fear of being judged we keep them to ourselves, however, that doesn't stop us from being curious about what others have to hide. So, to indulge in this secret knowledge, Twitter user @drakesbrother started a thread asking people to share their weird confessions. The thread was quickly flooded with the strangest habits. Some confessed to measuring how long something will take in songs, others said that each time they get in their car, they make sure no one is sitting in the back seat. While some of these things do sound a little bit odd, let's not pretend that you don't relate. Scroll below for the list of confessions and don't forget to share your's in the comments. (Facebook cover image: Nathan Rice)

#1
Malaysia.

When I eat food, I eat them in order of least liked to most liked so the last thing I eat can taste the best lol

6:43 AM - 8 Jan 2019

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Withnail 4 months ago

Same here, that way the best taste lingers the longest!

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#2

i measure time in music sometimes.. thinking “it’ll take me 2 songs to get to ....”

10:03 PM - 7 Jan 2019

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SHYLAH CAFFERY 4 months ago

i do that too!

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#3
arya stark
Replying to @drakesbrother

I have the weirdest impulses sometimes like if I’m holding someone’s baby I’m like what if threw it out the window

5:35 AM - 8 Jan 2019

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Reilly Beryll 4 months ago

This is incredibly common. Everyone does this, actually. Intrusive thoughts. I tend to think “how much can I key this car”.

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#4
foreverlosingblu
Replying to @drakesbrother

I talk to myself in my head AND out loud all day, even have conversations ☠️

9:56 AM - 8 Jan 2019

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Luis Milian 4 months ago

My girlfriend does this a lot. I end up answering her and she just replies "nobody is talking to you, talking to myself. mind your own business." LOL

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#5
Ryo of Wildfire

All doors and closets in the room gotta be completely shut when Im sleeping.

8:16 AM - 7 Jan 2019

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Withnail 4 months ago

Cupboard doors need to be closed when not in use. It's not that I won't necessarily be able to sleep, it's just why would they be open?

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#6
Tommy Hoskinson

Sometimes i try to see if I can complete multiple tasks before the microwave is done lmao

2:27 PM - 8 Jan 2019

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Luis Milian 4 months ago

I have to stop the microwave 1 second before it stops so it wont do the annoying beeps at the end

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#7

I consistently talk to myself and practice scenarios in my head ):

9:57 AM - 7 Jan 2019

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#8
Jackson Downs
Replying to @drakesbrother

My car radio volume has to be an even number or a multiple of 5

6:43 PM - 7 Jan 2019

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Luis Milian 4 months ago (edited)

there are more than me out there....awesome

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#9
Awgus Falls
Replying to @drakesbrother

If I have nothing to distract myself my mind starts running. I start to overthink everything from my future to my past. Even the littlest shit. So I always have to find something to distract myself. My mind can get real annoying and dark.

9:36 PM - 7 Jan 2019

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Reilly Beryll 4 months ago

Anxiety. I feel it.

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#10
Jordan
Replying to @drakesbrother

I can sing a whole song in my head without really knowing the lyrics but cant recite it out loud

8:01 PM - 7 Jan 2019

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Dekumaru 4 months ago

Oml sameee

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#11
Cole parkinsons

I like to work alone so much that I will deny any kind of help, even if it means getting shit done faster. Because when I work alone I am in complete control of how things are going, pace, steps,order. Everything. It’s just satisfying to know that it is all being taken care of

6:49 AM - 8 Jan 2019

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Unhuman_Weirdo 4 months ago

Or.....your just a loner like me :)

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#12
Replying to @drakesbrother

When I’m listening to music in public, I can only have one ear bud in my ear at all times. I need to be aware of my surroundings. I only put both in if I’m on a bus or plane.

9:16 AM - 8 Jan 2019

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Withnail 4 months ago

I work like this in the office. Part courtesy, part fomo.

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#13
AliceInWonderland
Replying to @drakesbrother

I hate complete silence it’s too loud . Only a few will understand but the quieter it is the louder it seems. It’s an ugly noise when it’s dead silent

9:19 AM - 8 Jan 2019

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Mira Maier 4 months ago

This seems common too in my experience and it bugs me about many people. I enjoy silence and I can't understand why so many people always put on some noise to distract themselves. Are you afraid of your own head or something?

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#14
Replying to @drakesbrother

I think of emergency/escape plans for every room/building I walk into for a variety of situations (public shooter, terrorist attack, natural disaster, etc.)

8:53 PM - 6 Jan 2019

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Tiny Dynamine 4 months ago

Shit, do you live in America?

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#15
Replying to @drakesbrother

If I’m home alone & I vacuum or play loud music, I pause it very frequently to make sure I don’t hear anyone breaking in.

8:41 AM - 8 Jan 2019

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Luis Milian 4 months ago

this is like driving with loud music, but then turning the volume down to look for parking or for an address.

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#16
Vante Targaryen

I can’t go to sleep without flipping my pillow to the cold side first

11:15 PM - 6 Jan 2019

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Suzi Gauthier 4 months ago

When I was 4 in Florida we had no A/C in our house. I had 6 spots on my pillow that I could move my head around on until I had to flip it & have 6 more.

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#17

I come up with a million different scenarios in my head that will never happen so I can stay ready for any excuse possible 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️ gotta stay on my feet

7:56 AM - 8 Jan 2019

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Suzi Gauthier 4 months ago

Yes, I have whole arguments in my head with other people.

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#18
DolphiN

I have literally 0 things to hide on my phone but when I'm showing someone something and they take I want to kill them

8:38 AM - 8 Jan 2019

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Bluebell Rizzi 4 months ago

I do have things to hide, and my reaction is the same... I mean... dude, that's my phone, it's sacred

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#19
One of the bollaz

I think about death a lot. My death; my loved ones and how I'd react, how I'd deal. I'm convinced it's an endless coping mechanism so I'm never caught offguard. Silly, I know. I'm a control freak.

2:24 AM - 8 Jan 2019

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Evan Powell 4 months ago

i do that same exact thing

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#20
Vashon
Replying to @drakesbrother

everytime i get in my car, i make sure i check the backseat because i dont wanna get choked out from behind

4:01 PM - 7 Jan 2019

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Bettina Jansen 4 months ago

that's actually a good reflex to have

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#21
Replying to @drakesbrother

if someone sneezes around me I hold my breath for like 15 seconds till all of their germs disperse in the air away from me

9:34 AM - 7 Jan 2019

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kat lia 4 months ago

They are waiting for you to say bless you.

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Kieth9 4 months ago

Lol I’m just scared of the dark

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#23
Replying to @drakesbrother

I pay attention to numbers and patterns a lot, and accidentally memorize them. I’ll be driving and read the license plate in front of me and it will be stuck reciting in my head all day

12:14 PM - 7 Jan 2019

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Kieth9 4 months ago

Yep

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#24
Replying to @drakesbrother

i rub my feet against each other at night as a soothing mechanism. 💀

8:29 AM - 7 Jan 2019

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Hayden Blyseth 4 months ago

Pulling a cricket

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#25
Ja'shon

I speed when I go over bridges just Incase that mf want to collapse.

10:14 AM - 8 Jan 2019

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Smoofy 4 months ago

My sisters and I used to try holding our breath over bridges when were little. I think we thought it'd make us float if we fell in the water

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#26
adelle s

sometimes i find the floor much comfier than my bed. i just be laying on it for no reason even tho my bed right there

5:30 AM - 8 Jan 2019

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Foxxy 4 months ago

Both my kids do this, they go through fazes where every so often they will sleep a couple of weeks on the floor.

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#27
Caramel Macchiato
Replying to @drakesbrother

I do personal bets with myself like if I’m about to throw something in the trash I say “ok if I make this me and my gf will get married one day”.

8:24 AM - 7 Jan 2019

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Paul K. Johnson 4 months ago

That's pretty high stakes for just trying to hit the trash can with some garbage. Go big I guess.

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#28

I live in my imagination, meaning if I imagine a scenario or even remember something from the past and re-live it in my head I’ll physically react to it or like say something out loud.

5:35 PM - 7 Jan 2019

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Bettina Jansen 4 months ago

I used to do that, now I've learned to be more discreet (unless I'm in nature, then you can let go)

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#29

I had really low self esteem throughout school and now when any guy shows me he’s interested I think he’s setting me up🙂

10:33 PM - 6 Jan 2019

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Link 4 months ago

Same. I always feel like when people talk to me they're just doing it to feel polite :(

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#30
Replying to @drakesbrother

I had no idea sitcoms where taped n front of live studio audiences. So When i used to watch shows & heard people laughin, i thought it was the rest of the whole world at home watching & laughing into their tvs, so i used to laugh xtra hard right into the speakers .

7:52 PM - 7 Jan 2019

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MammaG 4 months ago

It's often recorded "canned" laughter. Also called a laugh track.

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