Be careful of what you post online, because it can always come back at you like a boomerang. This advice is older than the internet itself, but still, many people think it won’t happen to them.
Think again! There’s even an entire subreddit known as “Clever Comebacks” dedicated to responses and comments so witty and so savage that they roasted the barbecue out of the OP. Some comebacks are not just ‘oh snap’ but rather ‘oh smack,’ and they’re just totally hilarious.
Below we selected some of the most clever and funny comebacks screenshotted and shared on this community, so pull your seat closer and upvote the best ones as you go. After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous features with clever comebacks here, here and here.
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Samee, But Different
Do You Have One?
Atheists, Christians And Cats
I don't think they buy and sell Christians. I think you find them lying around outside liquor stores, gay bars, etc, looking for people to harrass. You just scoop them up.
Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?
The Greatest Genius Of Our Time
I'm Gonna Use This One
The Third World Refugee
Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late
thank god, the notion of being able to have these two specimens is almost scarier than covid itself
Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?
We are shutting off your brain, 9 to 5, it’s not like your using it anyways
Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair
Definitely Atheists That Do This
I get accused of worshipping the devil b/c I'm atheist. Ummm I don't believe in God thus I don't believe in the devil either
Both Magnus Carlsen And I Can Play Chess
The Entitlement
What A Good Reply
The Only Reasonable Response
If your trust in a person (especially the trust to save you or be a team player) depends on what kind of genitals they have, then... I actually don't know how to finish this sentence... Then you're a horribly bad judge of character and should never have been accepted into the military in the first place?? I'm speechless. Which doesn't happen very often...
As an old straight white guy who saw combat in the marines, I always thought this mentality was stupid. If you replaced gay, or female, or transgender with "african american," people would (rightfully) lose their minds. But when you say it about these other types of minority it's ok? If someone is able to fulfill the duties of a position, that should be all that matters.
I openly admit that I was never in the military, so I might be completely wrong, but I was always kinda under the impression that there are more important things to worry about in a warzone than the genitalia of your fellow soldiers... maybe I've misunderstood something?
Call me crazy, but I suspect that if you are in a life or death situation you will trust any person who is armed and on your side. Trans people want to live just as much as you do, buddy.
Maybe more so even, they are happy with the life and body they have chosen.
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I swear it’s always the transphobic/homophobic people that act the most gay
A life and death situation and the thing that's making you feel uncomfortable is not being sure what shape the genitals are of the person next to you? There speaks someone that has no idea what it would feel like to be in genuine danger
He seems like the kind of customer who would say "Fine I guess I'll starve then" if told he'll need to wait for a table to open up.
My late husband, a Vietnam veteran, frequently expressed disgust at people who held views like this, often that "gays" could not be trusted. He always pointed out that there have been LBGTQ people serving in the military since the beginning of the country, and that the only thing he cared about was that whoever he was fighting next to had his six, as he did theirs. Never had a problem with any of his fellow service people who he knew were other than straight men or women.
banning them, no, but a woman that becomes a man will never be able to do all physical effort of a man in 90% of the cases, there are few exceptions, in this case the company might get a small handicap on the ground. on the other had, a man that becomes a woman, might have better chances to perform than all the rest of his company easy ... will the rest of the woman in his company be measured up to her, they might all loose, but win some for the rest of the team... just saying, natural abilities are related to birth sex and can not be changed, rest depends on other natural gifts and training ...
Hasn't stopped women from enlisting, and we know how they can't trust many of their peers and superiors. And yet, they get the job done.
The only possible legit reason i can see to bar transpeople from service would be that they suffer a much higher suicide rate and pair that with the suicide rates of soldiers, we will lose more people. Oh, and possibly the cost and upkeep of their transition regimen and the logistics of providing the advanced care they require in the field. If that could be solved, I'm all for their inclusion into the service, much like how diabetics are now allowed to serve in the military (with conditions, of course)
Oh bless, found the sad little transphobic coward.
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Okay, Steve, go and be an apple somewhere, I don't think anyone will mind. It might even be preferable, since apples famously don't speak.
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I Mean They've Got A Good Point
Some People… Are Not The Smartest
Keep Your Stick On The Ice
They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption
They also had lots of incest. Or just the kids did. Either way, they were the very first Lannisters.
British Got No Chill
Put The Blame Where It Belongs
The Call Is Coming From Inside The House
You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?
Educated Comeback
I Could See That Happening
No, No. He's Got A Point
Trust Me, I'm A Doctor!
*whispers...ohhh Burn*
Rare Twitter W
I Like Tomatoes
Why is the imperial system like that? I am curious. Metric kind of makes sense since 10 mm make 1 cm but what is the reason for a foot to be 12 inches?
No You Didn't
The fact that the comeback came from a full at Doctor, bless his heart 🤣
Master Counter-Heckler Dolly Parton
I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit
Yeah, and, umm....not too smart a doctor to get coughed on all night & then go in to treat clinic patients (assuming she didn't use PPE with her little kid, bc who does?)
Who Needs Kids Anyway
KIDS ARE OPTIONAL. YOU DONT HAVE TO HAVE KIDS BY A CERTAIN AGE, or AT ALL! Just sayin 😊
They Haven't Looked At Anyone
And Then He Blocked Me
They Got Nowhere To Be
Sometimes I wish I could push a button and "Move B***h" by Ludacris would play.
Ink Is Expensive
This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality
Is this Peter dude actually serious? “Oh I know they are in the midst of a war and thousands of people are dying. But can the president not wear a suit?” What an actual insensitive a*****e
Clever And True
I would like all of them to be safely out of the closet by adulthood. I was (M) married to a closeted lesbian and two sisters of my best friends (F) were married to closeted gay men. Years later, we're all okay, but seriously, if this wasn't so f'd up, we'd all have had probably better and more loving lives. That's 6 of us just in this one paragraph.
That's Gotta Hurt
Video games aren’t age restricted. (Except for the 13+ stuff ya know. )
But I Need A Vaccine
The simple idea of "prevention is better than cure" goes over the heads of these people.
Premature Celebration?
Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless
Love the unspoken slight where MTG correctly addresses AOC as Congresswoman & AOC answers "Mrs. Greene " 😆
The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves
Poor Darren ?
Owned, Every Single Time
matt gaetz is a dumb idiot, this is like the people who took stills of dan radcliffe playing a skinhead in a movie and tried to make people think he's ACTUALLY a skinhead
It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire
But He Went To Get Milk...
I Hate Subtitles It Is A Foreign Film
It Wasn't Us....
He's Not Wrong You Know
Dschörmen Humour Is Za Best
At Least He Didn't Find Her On Reddit
I Feel So Lame For Getting Chills At This
Toxicity Isn't Cute
Because They Get Fired
Cops don't have McDonald's french fries. You could lure a unibomber from a bunker with those fries
Having An Actual Sense Of Style
You Goddamn Circus Clown!!!
Microsoft Office Would've Never Expected It. Lol
The Passion For Objecting To The Simple Task Of Wearing A Mask Is Creepy
Ticks Also Gotta Eat
Such Tomfoolery Amirite?
The Bible Itself Is A Comeback!
What confuses me is the big controversy and fights that happen because of religion. “Oh I’m right, god is real, what you believe In is wrong” like NO religions are all different, because people believe in different things. Anyone can choose to believe or not believe in anything in the whole world that they want to, and it’s not up for discussion.
Car Thief's Nowadays
Hate Cancel Culture
Not Really An Own But Still Awesome
The Scapegoat Concept !
Why Didn't He Try Again????
The Fall Of Rome!!!
Complete F**king Legend
It's so great to finally have a president we can be proud of. sure, he's the president of Ukraine, but still proud.
He Held That One In
People Are Savages
I Don't Remember Seeing This One But Delete If It's A Repost
He Is Samoan... Its A Tradition To Have Tattoos
Another One From Cringetopia
Love That Disney Channel!!!
Oh How The Turn Tables….
Aren’t all emergency services permitted to do that? If someone’s house is burning down you can’t expect the fire brigade to stop and wait a red light yk
Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness
Ironic, Isn't It?
He “Died” At 33…
Vandalized Pineapples Makes Me Laugh Every Time
Back When Trump Was Elected My Dad Told Me “You’re Welcome.” He Didn’t Like My Response 4 Years Later
Idiots Gonna Idiot!
They Must Be Punished
Compound Interest
According to Anne Rice, you eat a rich family & live off their property & assets
Big Bird Ain’t No Pigeon
Hands & Feet
Is This A Comeback? Idk
Removed Names And Such. But Enjoy This One
Lauren Boebert Is An Idiot
Would've Never Thought Of That
This Must Be Nice
Considering that the EC was implemented to prevent the election of someone like Trump, the fact that it failed is pretty much proof it doesn't work.
Glad Someone Put Her In Her Place
Why Dou You Need Two Kitchen Sinks?
Sue’s Half-Blind, But She Isn’t A Pushover
I don't understand why this is such an issue. It's not like I'm screaming the words in my head as I'm reading. And I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be screaming them if I had to read them out loud.
Equality In A Nutshell
An 11-year old of any gender expressing that about an adult stranger should be a deep concern...not something to post on the internet. Very weird.
Those Are Rookie Numbers In India
Right Here Waiting For You
Sorry, Try Again
Double Standards
Are you adding all that censorship because these images are plagiarized, or what's going on here?
This Is Where Being Big-Headed Gets You
Good To Know That "Bozo" Is Alive And Well
Or maybe it got run over by a wheelchair accessible van, that's if karma didn't take the day off lol
Hmmmmm Think You May Be Wrong
A Really Poisonous Congresswoman?
Do they really think Biden's sitting around perusing Twitter? That was Trump's modus operandi.
Copy And Paste Attack
Chad Mod At Work
Cant Think Of A Title
The Ability To Speak Does Not Make You Intelligent
Destruction 100
But.....SAYING SPEECH 100 IS CALLING THEM GOOD??? oh...wait they're being sarcastic. Sorry they were speaking idiot I didn't understand for a sec.
Sigma Male Spotted
Elon Musk Has A Son??
It would be easy to forget the little buggers considering some of their names! The latest is Exa Dark Sideræl (she goes by Y), Griffin, Xavier, Kai, Saxon, Damian and X.
Breakup Texts
We really should deal with this orgasm predicament. I propose adequate sex education...nah that will just slow abortions.....sigh
Well She Did What He Asked, Right?
This One Legit Made Me Laugh Ngl
Dwight From The Office
These were hilarious! But the posts about gay people were annoying since for some bizarre reason, they completely singled out men, as though they think lesbians don't exist or something. 🙄
A common cold is a rhinovirus. Totally different thing. And there's nothing "leftist" about public health precautions. But apart from that, you barely sound like a cretin at all.
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It's right after the incredibly long list of Americans who use the word "liberals" without having the faintest idea what it means.
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These were hilarious! But the posts about gay people were annoying since for some bizarre reason, they completely singled out men, as though they think lesbians don't exist or something. 🙄
A common cold is a rhinovirus. Totally different thing. And there's nothing "leftist" about public health precautions. But apart from that, you barely sound like a cretin at all.
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