Be careful of what you post online, because it can always come back at you like a boomerang. This advice is older than the internet itself, but still, many people think it won’t happen to them.
Think again! There’s even an entire subreddit known as “Clever Comebacks” dedicated to responses and comments so witty and so savage that they roasted the barbecue out of the OP. Some comebacks are not just ‘oh snap’ but rather ‘oh smack,’ and they’re just totally hilarious.
Below we selected some of the most clever and funny comebacks screenshotted and shared on this community, so pull your seat closer and upvote the best ones as you go. After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous features with clever comebacks here, here and here.
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Samee, But Different
Well Well Well
Do You Have One?
Atheists, Christians And Cats
I don't think they buy and sell Christians. I think you find them lying around outside liquor stores, gay bars, etc, looking for people to harrass. You just scoop them up.
Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?
The Greatest Genius Of Our Time
I'm Gonna Use This One
The Third World Refugee
Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late
thank god, the notion of being able to have these two specimens is almost scarier than covid itself
Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?
We are shutting off your brain, 9 to 5, it’s not like your using it anyways
Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair
Definitely Atheists That Do This
I get accused of worshipping the devil b/c I'm atheist. Ummm I don't believe in God thus I don't believe in the devil either
Both Magnus Carlsen And I Can Play Chess
The Entitlement
What A Good Reply
The Only Reasonable Response
I Mean They've Got A Good Point
Some People… Are Not The Smartest
Keep Your Stick On The Ice
They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption
They also had lots of incest. Or just the kids did. Either way, they were the very first Lannisters.
British Got No Chill
Put The Blame Where It Belongs
But the fact that corporations produce most emissions, etc., doesn't change the things that individuals can do. Those are all valid steps everyone should take.
Ok as a journalist they should be pointing that out but cnn is owned by a corporation AT&T so they don't do that
Load More Replies...Very true, but you should also do those things. We can't control those corporations, but we can control ourselves.
We can control the corporations if it hits where it hurts. Boycotts used to force companies to change practices.
Load More Replies...Just because corps do MORE damage, doesn't mean individuals shouldn't try to do their part.
But the other 29% do need to pressure those corporations ----- Currently skimping like crazy to save up to go solar at our house, off the fat-cat power company grid that even bought "wind rights". WTF, they own the wind?!?!
Aww man, I'm telling God. He's gonna be pissed when he finds out.
Load More Replies...Saying you can do things to reduce your carbon is not at all presenting it as a moral failing on the part of individuals and just because corporations do most of the polluting doesn't mean individuals should just pollute as much as they want, especially because corporate waste is generated by consumer demand and people changing their habits would actually force corporations to change.
similarly, the fishing industry alone contributes 30% of the plastic in the ocean. people who use single-use straws are not the problem.
The turtle that ends up with YOUR unnecessary straw in its nose isn't going to care that 30% of the OTHER plastic in its environment come from the fishing industry.
Load More Replies...It is true that big corporations are the ones mainly responsible for climate change but is still good to change your habits and make them better for the environment.
Plastic straws got banned in Canada (maybe some still around but most are paper) meanwhile there were airplanes that flew empty to keep their business afloat. Or massive companies dumpy s**t in oceans. But wait, i got my paper straw. We good cuz.
Whataboutism used to duck your own personal responsibility. Dude, just eat less meat, take the bus or train when you can, and use a smart thermostat in your home, okay? This message was for you, not for corporations.
Are corporations emitting greenhouse gasses doing just for fun or because people buy their products? If it's the latter, blame the people who buy their stuff.
Reminder that the CNN tweet was just showing was for individuals to help, not portraying anything as a moral failing. Honestly, just saying “it’s 100 corporation’s fault” seems like a way to justify inaction in this case.
Buuuuuut, if everyone eats less meat, less has to be produced you know, gotta start somewhere.
Meat doesn't cause warming, just dumb propaganda.
Load More Replies...Basically, we have to take the little steps to help, but you can't expect us to not have a car if we live in the countryside- and poorer people often can't afford the more green options. That's why, we need to do both small things by ourselves and pressure the corporations, and not beat ourselves up if we can't afford organic clothes or hjave to drive an old, polluting car.
And yet, everyone could do their bid, while pushing for legislation that sets the corporations right
I'm a little middle of the road here. Yes 150% big business is the primaty contributing factor. No argument. Agreed. But if we all change our habits future generations will have different mindsets. Cultural pratices will evolve with the collective changes. Look at how older people behaved compared to us gen xrs, compared to the youngins coming up showing us new perspectives.... United we stand applies to many things 😁
And why corporations make 71% of global greenhouse gas emissions? ... because individuals buy from it.
I do better than ride a bus or plane or car for transportation. I walk to where I need to go. Or ride a bike. Lol. To be fair I don't have a car though. And our town doesn't have a bus. So yea. Lol
Ok, fair. However if you were to start growing a small amout of the produce you eat then tractors to farm and trucks to deliver part of your food would be eliminated. You yourself might not use the petroleum, but someone else does for your benefit. Small changes can make big differences if we all do something. 😁
Load More Replies...... not that easy, though. Corps don't do stuff for no reason ... in the end, it's the customer and their demands that make corporations do or don't whatever. It's up to us the moment we get that it is.
It's a vicious cycle. Advertising convinces people if they just buy more everything would get better, ie., love, life, general satisfaction.. But they don't really want you feeling better or you won't keep buying more to feel better, so subtle jabs to the ego hide perfectly in the ads. Buy buy buy consume consume consume. That's why I do try to follow reduce reuse repurpose. It's really cash effective too 👍
Load More Replies...Ugh I hate this one. NOT because it's not true - it is - but we CAN'T AFFORD FOR PEOPLE TO FIND EXCUSES WHEN SO MUCH IS AT STAKE. IT IS BOTH. WE CAN HOLD CORPORATIONS ACCOUNTABLE *AND* ALSO DO WHAT WE CAN AT HOME WHICH WILL COVER APPROX 25% OF NECESSARY EMISSIONS REDUCTIONS. Stop giving people excuses not to do what they can. We all need to do what we can because we are ALL going to suffer.
Don’t blame corporations — it’s us, the customers who consume their products.
Ok guv, show us a way fro everyone to be able to stop using a lot of electricity, stop using cars, stop buying the cheaper, not organic stuff they can actually afford. Yes, people need to do stuff, but the corporations are doing the big things. And big corporations also partake in promoting that we, the customers, are the guilty ones
Load More Replies...Look at the shelf in your bathroom. See all those plastic containers? There are zero waste alternatives. Did you know shampoo and conditioner comes in bars? Cleansers, soaps, moisturizers and scrubs can be purchased in zero waste pop ups and shops that will fill your own containers. Toothpaste comes in tablets, ever fluoride toothpaste. No plastic in the landfill.
The worst climate destroyers are also the FOOD industry! I know! I didn't believe it myself, but growing any kind of food for those big, big food stores, where you're able to choose food from giant mountains of food piles. But we can all lower this climate destroyer by growing our own food, at home. To have a small "farm" in your house garden, or use parks or unused places like roof tops and small patches of earth can actually not only lower your own food bill, but also save our planet! Look it up!
US media has fallen to new lows. I may read the articles, but I trust none of them.
Oh yeah, like every country is going to shut down their factories. Dream on, people.
Putting the onus on population distracts us from reality of corporate responsibility. Ad agencies started the 'Crying Indian' save the world recycle and be virtuous campaign. Manipulate the masses...they'll be so busy feeling virtuous for driving to the next block to recycle their water bottle, they won't notice the black smoke and green sludge pouring into sky and sea. Reign in the corporations. Oops, too late.
Those corporations are so used to being able to program our minds. We really need a wake-up call right now. I think we're getting there, but not quite yet. Let's vote people!
But who supports the corporations? In the vast majority of cases the consumer, us. We all have a part to play in the survival of our planet, either to continue to abuse it or make our best effort to save it. Hasn't it always taken individual stands to instigate the tide of positive change?
When the billionaires start taking commercial flights, we can discuss the 2K miles per year that I drive.
Those things are true, Adams counter is also true, . Meat is planet killer
They know corporations won't do s**t so they are asking people who actually care to at least try.
But how ever will they be able to get the news to the public without their AC, private jets, close action news helicopters, and city view studios?
You ever read a sentence so good that you're just sitting there like "Daaaaamn sentence, you FOIN"?
Why do those corporations exist? Because people (that's you!) keep shoveling money at the hand over fist, regardless of how terrible those corporations are for the environment! 50% of all plastics produced are SINGLE USE. 24% of US emissions come from people driving their personal vehicles, EVERYWHERE. 90% of freshwater usage goes towards food production, 85% of that goes to growing crops that are fed to animals for meat production, and industrialized farming was born out of necessity to support the FAST FOOD industry. These corporations don't exist in a vacuum. They continue to exist, thrive and grow because CONSUMERS use their products and services, and they have zero motivation to change how they operate as long as those consumers continue to support them with their wallets. This issue isn't something that can be blamed on a single person, company or even group of them. It's a collective problem that everyone bares responsibility for. Grow up.
And how the hell are we to stop using cars when many places don't have accessible public transport? And the fact that we can afford a t-shirt for 50 euro doesn't mean everyone else can- poorer people can't really buy expensive, green products. Yes, we can't bl;indly consume everything, but you can't just say everything's our fault and take the blame of the companies and governments
Load More Replies...You can either make a conscious choice to reduce your consumption now, ensuring that you and everyone else gets to continue to enjoy it in the future, or you can continue being a wasteful idiot, pretending that reality doesn't apply to you and be forced, along with everyone not in the upper 1% to give it up because it will simply be added to the constantly growing list of things that "average" people just can not afford. Wak the hell up.
Load More Replies...The Call Is Coming From Inside The House
You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?
Educated Comeback
I Could See That Happening
No, No. He's Got A Point
Trust Me, I'm A Doctor!
*whispers...ohhh Burn*
Rare Twitter W
I Like Tomatoes
Why is the imperial system like that? I am curious. Metric kind of makes sense since 10 mm make 1 cm but what is the reason for a foot to be 12 inches?
No You Didn't
The fact that the comeback came from a full at Doctor, bless his heart 🤣
Master Counter-Heckler Dolly Parton
I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit
Yeah, and, umm....not too smart a doctor to get coughed on all night & then go in to treat clinic patients (assuming she didn't use PPE with her little kid, bc who does?)
Who Needs Kids Anyway
KIDS ARE OPTIONAL. YOU DONT HAVE TO HAVE KIDS BY A CERTAIN AGE, or AT ALL! Just sayin 😊
They Haven't Looked At Anyone
And Then He Blocked Me
They Got Nowhere To Be
Sometimes I wish I could push a button and "Move B***h" by Ludacris would play.
Ink Is Expensive
This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality
Is this Peter dude actually serious? “Oh I know they are in the midst of a war and thousands of people are dying. But can the president not wear a suit?” What an actual insensitive a*****e
Clever And True
I would like all of them to be safely out of the closet by adulthood. I was (M) married to a closeted lesbian and two sisters of my best friends (F) were married to closeted gay men. Years later, we're all okay, but seriously, if this wasn't so f'd up, we'd all have had probably better and more loving lives. That's 6 of us just in this one paragraph.
That's Gotta Hurt
Video games aren’t age restricted. (Except for the 13+ stuff ya know. )
But I Need A Vaccine
The simple idea of "prevention is better than cure" goes over the heads of these people.
Premature Celebration?
Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless
Love the unspoken slight where MTG correctly addresses AOC as Congresswoman & AOC answers "Mrs. Greene " 😆
Now That's A Damage
The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves
Poor Darren ?
Owned, Every Single Time
matt gaetz is a dumb idiot, this is like the people who took stills of dan radcliffe playing a skinhead in a movie and tried to make people think he's ACTUALLY a skinhead
It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire
But He Went To Get Milk...
I Hate Subtitles It Is A Foreign Film
It Wasn't Us....
He's Not Wrong You Know
Dschörmen Humour Is Za Best
At Least He Didn't Find Her On Reddit
I Feel So Lame For Getting Chills At This
Toxicity Isn't Cute
Because They Get Fired
Cops don't have McDonald's french fries. You could lure a unibomber from a bunker with those fries
Having An Actual Sense Of Style
You Goddamn Circus Clown!!!
Microsoft Office Would've Never Expected It. Lol
The Passion For Objecting To The Simple Task Of Wearing A Mask Is Creepy
Ticks Also Gotta Eat
Such Tomfoolery Amirite?
Much Cheaper
The Bible Itself Is A Comeback!
What confuses me is the big controversy and fights that happen because of religion. “Oh I’m right, god is real, what you believe In is wrong” like NO religions are all different, because people believe in different things. Anyone can choose to believe or not believe in anything in the whole world that they want to, and it’s not up for discussion.
Car Thief's Nowadays
Hate Cancel Culture
Not Really An Own But Still Awesome
The Scapegoat Concept !
Why Didn't He Try Again????
The Fall Of Rome!!!
Complete F**king Legend
It's so great to finally have a president we can be proud of. sure, he's the president of Ukraine, but still proud.
He Held That One In
People Are Savages
I Don't Remember Seeing This One But Delete If It's A Repost
He Is Samoan... Its A Tradition To Have Tattoos
Another One From Cringetopia
Love That Disney Channel!!!
Oh How The Turn Tables….
Aren’t all emergency services permitted to do that? If someone’s house is burning down you can’t expect the fire brigade to stop and wait a red light yk
Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness
Ironic, Isn't It?
He “Died” At 33…
Kids These Days
Vandalized Pineapples Makes Me Laugh Every Time
Back When Trump Was Elected My Dad Told Me “You’re Welcome.” He Didn’t Like My Response 4 Years Later
Idiots Gonna Idiot!
They Must Be Punished
Compound Interest
According to Anne Rice, you eat a rich family & live off their property & assets
Big Bird Ain’t No Pigeon
Hands & Feet
Is This A Comeback? Idk
Removed Names And Such. But Enjoy This One
Insert Funny Title
Lauren Boebert Is An Idiot
Would've Never Thought Of That
This Must Be Nice
Considering that the EC was implemented to prevent the election of someone like Trump, the fact that it failed is pretty much proof it doesn't work.
Glad Someone Put Her In Her Place
Why Dou You Need Two Kitchen Sinks?
Sue’s Half-Blind, But She Isn’t A Pushover
I don't understand why this is such an issue. It's not like I'm screaming the words in my head as I'm reading. And I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be screaming them if I had to read them out loud.
Equality In A Nutshell
An 11-year old of any gender expressing that about an adult stranger should be a deep concern...not something to post on the internet. Very weird.
Those Are Rookie Numbers In India
Right Here Waiting For You
Sorry, Try Again
Double Standards
Are you adding all that censorship because these images are plagiarized, or what's going on here?
This Is Where Being Big-Headed Gets You
Good To Know That "Bozo" Is Alive And Well
Or maybe it got run over by a wheelchair accessible van, that's if karma didn't take the day off lol
Hmmmmm Think You May Be Wrong
A Really Poisonous Congresswoman?
Do they really think Biden's sitting around perusing Twitter? That was Trump's modus operandi.
Copy And Paste Attack
Chad Mod At Work
I Don't Know You
Cant Think Of A Title
The Ability To Speak Does Not Make You Intelligent
Destruction 100
But.....SAYING SPEECH 100 IS CALLING THEM GOOD??? oh...wait they're being sarcastic. Sorry they were speaking idiot I didn't understand for a sec.
Josh Fainted
Full Support
Sigma Male Spotted
Elon Musk Has A Son??
It would be easy to forget the little buggers considering some of their names! The latest is Exa Dark Sideræl (she goes by Y), Griffin, Xavier, Kai, Saxon, Damian and X.
Breakup Texts
We really should deal with this orgasm predicament. I propose adequate sex education...nah that will just slow abortions.....sigh
Well She Did What He Asked, Right?
This One Legit Made Me Laugh Ngl
Dwight From The Office
These were hilarious! But the posts about gay people were annoying since for some bizarre reason, they completely singled out men, as though they think lesbians don't exist or something. 🙄
A common cold is a rhinovirus. Totally different thing. And there's nothing "leftist" about public health precautions. But apart from that, you barely sound like a cretin at all.
Load More Replies...It's right after the incredibly long list of Americans who use the word "liberals" without having the faintest idea what it means.
Load More Replies...These were hilarious! But the posts about gay people were annoying since for some bizarre reason, they completely singled out men, as though they think lesbians don't exist or something. 🙄
A common cold is a rhinovirus. Totally different thing. And there's nothing "leftist" about public health precautions. But apart from that, you barely sound like a cretin at all.
Load More Replies...It's right after the incredibly long list of Americans who use the word "liberals" without having the faintest idea what it means.
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