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Nobody is smart (or tall) enough to never have something go over their heads. Whether we’re talking about jokes, quips, or subtly sarcastic comments, we’ve all been in awkward situations where we don’t understand something that is obvious to nearly everyone else. And we’re talking about majorly obvious things. Things that make a giant Woooosh sound when they fly over our heads at Mach 3, several miles above sea level.
To show you that having jokes go over our heads is a universal thing, we’ve collected some of the funniest such examples from the aptly named Woooosh subreddit. Grab some popcorn and get ready to laugh and cringe, dear Pandas. Remember to upvote your fave pics and share the times that jokes went over your heads in the comments below. Oh, and check out part 1 about people who clearly missed the joke right here.
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#1
It Took Him A Few Minutes Before He Understood
Rachel Arteiro 5 years ago
Sounds about right with me and self assembly furniture...
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Marc Schmandin 5 years ago
And had the ingredients have an incorrect quantity
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Frank Hammer 5 years ago
But wait, there's no Allen Key! How's he going to assemble all that Without an Allen Key?
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#2
Chemical Elements Got 'Em Though
jtrisn1 5 years ago
It's ok. You get used to it. The best response to missing a joke when you realize you did is "I don't get it. Why are you laughing?"
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Celtic Pirate Queen 5 years ago (edited)
I hate it when people respond to my texts with "K". I always respond, "Well, potassium to you as well".
Amirah Abdat 5 years ago
i am actually going to do this from now on thanks for the idea
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qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm 5 years ago
Please tell me what it means I am yet to memorise the periodic table
Thalia Lovering 5 years ago
A play with the word Woosh, maybe? It's when you miss a joke. Although the initials spell TOOOSH so maybe I wooshed meself here.
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#3
On One Hand
Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago
I should really read these properly coz I completely missed the bit about the 9 one one hand. Thank you Stuart Smith lol
Frank Hammer 5 years ago
You can't trust the Residents of Chernobyl any more Even thier left hand's don't know what the right hand is growing ;-)
One study found that "morally virtuous people" have trouble getting some jokes and this might lead them to be less liked than individuals who have a good sense of humor. In other words, somebody who is overly pious and serious might be less liked in their workplace, for instance.
"Although highly moral people are often viewed positively are often viewed for displaying admirable traits, they may also be disliked to the extent to which they are viewed as sanctimonious, prudish or unrelatable," the researchers at the National University of Singapore Business School stated. "As noted in the opening quote by Mark Twain that there is no humor in heaven, people have long considered the idea that there is a tension between morality and humor."
#4
Legolization Gone Wrong
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago (edited)
And cigarette! Needs Lego smoke.
Load More Replies... Frank Hammer 5 years ago
Someone's got blocks in thier head! I think Weed need to smoke some of that To figure out who.......
#5
I’m Disappointed With Myself
Frank Hammer 5 years ago
I gotta be honest There's time's when I'm so ignorantly apathetic I'm too damn dumb, to be f****d enough, to even be stuffed enough To give a s**t about problems I really should get around to fixing!
Leigh Jølly 5 years ago
*wooosh* like the sound of a joke going over your head 😆
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#6
I Matched With This Girl On Tinder, And I Immediately Ruined It. I Literally Had To Have What She Said Explained To Me Afterwards
SykesDaMan 5 years ago
If this is going the way it looks like it's going, the "second" husband is going to be the first...
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Viviane 5 years ago
Chris Watson, unless someone had their feelings hurt, no worries. The down votes went over my head, too ;)
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SykesDaMan 5 years ago
Or didn't he? Maybe he played dumbe because he doesn't like her like that...
The Woooosh subreddit with 4 o’s and 861k members shouldn’t be confused with the Woosh sub with 2 o’s and 187k followers. Both subreddits deal with jokes that go over people’s heads but the latter focuses on Reddit moments while the former sees the entire internet as its playground.
Plenty of jokes are like onions—they have layers. The more experience you have and the more context you know, the better equipped you are to get any joke that comes soaring your way.
#7
It’s A Joke
#8
Pretty Sure It’s A Pringle’s Holder
Lisa loves cats 5 years ago
Think? I know damn well the gym has a Pringle’s holder
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Marianne Saiso 5 years ago
I totally would, if they didn't specify no eating outside the designated area
Load More Replies... Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago
Dammit, I never realised it was for Pringles. I have been using it is a coke can holder.
Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago
Meet the Sherlock Holmes who told them to lower the front wheel of the bike so he could ride faster.
#9
Pretty Sure It Starts With G
Lyn Moffett 5 years ago
How this numpty ever made president truly baffles me. He is a complete moron
Alanna Bishop 5 years ago
Oh my damn! And this man runs our country! What's wrong with us?!!!??
So if you don’t have anything planned this week, how about rewatching some of your fave childhood cartoons with a fresh pair of eyes? Odds are, you’ll notice a lot of hilarious jokes that you didn’t understand when you were little.
Like what Tulio and Chel were doing on the ground in the temple in The Road to El Dorado. Or how the Puss in Boots was arrested with catnip in Shrek 2. The same movie also had the Wolf reading a naughty magazine called Pork Illustrated in it, too. Wow, now those are some really grown-up jokes. And they went over a lot of our heads without us even noticing that we didn’t get them.
#10
February 30/31.
Tomasz Jackowski 5 years ago
And they're also so smug about it. "Knock knock, wake up, time to T H I N K". Big brain time.
Charlotte A. 5 years ago
But just THIS February. There is apparently a February 30th and 31st on other Februaries....
Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago
Next three years we can make 3 day challenge - February 29, 30 and 31
Jane Zimmerman 5 years ago
Why did I have to go so far down the comments to see this??
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#11
Thats A Rare Insult
Tami Bridges 5 years ago
Not uncultured burnt toast LMAO!!! Using that the 1st chance I get lol
#12
This Is So Sad Guys
Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago (edited)
I am usually very slow at getting jokes and I am also quite gullible. I will admit that I didn’t get this until I saw the comment.
Catlady6000 5 years ago
I remember my first hunting season in a rural town. Dead deer on auto hoods everywhere. I was traumatized til I saw one strapped to the roof of an old VW Bug. Driver and passenger were having to hold its feet off the ground as they drove through town
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GARRETT O'BANION 5 years ago
someone should have commented; "OMG HOW DID YOU SEE THEM!!?!?!?!"
#13
I Should Walk A Mile In This Guy’s Shoes
CatWoman312 5 years ago
I rented a car in Canada last year (I’m American) basically to know how fast to go I just kept up with traffic. I was completely ignorant to kilo anything. Getting gas was also fun
D Gangwere 5 years ago
The car's speedometer has both scales on it... Just sayn
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Rochelle Duggan 5 years ago
The IPC in some Canadian built cars have mph and kilometers listed
Paige Garberding 5 years ago
We Americans are so ignorant of so many things the rest of the world knows...
Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago
A mile is further than a kilometer. The US uses the imperial measuring system so many Americans wouldn't know how far a kilometer is.
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I can't tell you how long a klic is, but our maps in the army were done in kilometers. But I do know that a kilometer is shorter than a mile.
Martha Meyer 5 years ago
What they call a click in the US army s a kilometre actually.
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Xylle Flora 4 years ago
That was more like my third grade teacher, who insisted that a kilometer was longer than a mile.
#14
I Threw That Before I Came In The Room!
Mshauri Mazuri 5 years ago
The joke is actually funny but it could be in a scary one line story.
#15
Learn To Spell
Weezie Ray 4 years ago
Sometimes autocorrect just gives up because your spelling is so bad that it can't figure out what the f you're trying to say. heh
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#16
Thanks For The Heads Up
Pusfarm 5 years ago
Oh, thank goodness they're not literal. I've been parked by this hillside since December waiting for rocks to fall on my car and a deer to stand in front of the hood. Guess I can go now. Did I miss anything newsworthy?
#17
Bactiera Dosent Have Eyes Tho??!
DforDorothy 5 years ago
..I guess bacterias see a lot of idiots,though...(whispers: punctuation)
Cold Contagious 5 years ago
Writer for B. P. can't spell the word bacteria when it's written on the snap that they're posting.
Harley Hans Hoglin 5 years ago
Wouldn't the bacteria just see a huge eye, two huge eyes if you have a double eye piece microscope.
#18
Correcting A Pun
Melissa Napolitano 5 years ago
It's funny how desperate people need others to be wrong all the time so that they can correct you.
RaroaRaroa 5 years ago
These ones are the worst. I can't believe people bother to correct someone's spelling on a post. They're not just not getting the joke, they're also being petty.
#19
It’s Clearly A Magic Eight Ball
Sanne H. 5 years ago
I don't understand, but English is not my first language. Can someone explain me the pun please?
Emily Smith 5 years ago
A Magic 8 ball is a kids toy, a round black plastic ball about the size of a bowling ball, that "answers" a question when you shake it and turn it over.
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XxInstantKarmaxX 5 years ago
Omg seriously It's not meant to be a magic 8 ball at all that's the whole point its called irony
#20
Looks Like New York To Me
juice 5 years ago
why they changed it, i can't say. people just liked it better that way :)
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Andrew Reyes 5 years ago (edited)
I love all you that know and sang that song in the comments!!!! You gotta love good 'ol TMBG!!!! (see the post about sunglass companies)
Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago (edited)
C'mon man! Look closely, they are radiators! Edit: I am kidding, ok? Those who can't see that are exactly at the same level with that guy upthere
#21
Woooosh
Stille20 5 years ago
In fairness, people have been that stupid. Buy a fluffy ferret thinking it is a poodle or bring a wolf cub into their house thinking it is a dog.
Samantha Lomb 5 years ago
yeah thats the trouble with a lot of these. There are plenty of people who post these sorts of things in all seriousness
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#22
Woooosh
Coleen 5 years ago
But it can't be flat! We have cats. They would have knocked everything off of it by now.
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Samantha Lomb 5 years ago
Again there are a whole pile of people who actually believe the world is only 2020 years old, a bunch of creationists who think its 6,000 years old and then flat earthers. Its almost impossible to tell who is joking and who is just stupid online.
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 5 years ago
Which is clearly ridiculous. It's 6033 years old, created on October 21st, 9AM. Give or take a quarter of an hour.
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Rani Johnson 5 years ago
All of the flatearthers and Jesus people who don't believe in dinosaurs....
Hannah McCoy 2 years ago
‘Jesus people’ do believe in dinosaurs, thank you very much.
Load More Replies... Janine Hunt-Jackson 5 years ago
All of these have been profoundly funny! I've understood all of them so far, but THIS one is really priceless! So is the comment from DforDorothy!
Dale Newsome 5 years ago
I feel like the earth is taco shaped and twisted into an infinity symbol. Boom!
#23
He’d Get Fired You Idiots
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 5 years ago
Actually no, and I did see that happen once. The marriage didn't last though.
#24
Woooosh
Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving...you just need a parachute to go skydiving twice
Penny McKinnon 5 years ago
my friend jumped out of the plane and hers didnt open. she landed on a bungelow roof and her secondary shute snagged on the tv ariel. a man ran out and shouted look what youve done to my roof😆😆😆 apparently he’d just had it replaced. it was the under felt that saved her. she was lucky to survive and she got away with just a broken leg and fear of heights .
Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago
I can't say what I'm thinking because you probably would and I'd feel guilty.
#25
This Is Two Stupid
Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago
Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too good. I would catch it
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Paige Garberding 5 years ago
Effect and affect. There, their and they're. English is just too damned complicated.
Isabel Care 5 years ago
Number of people, unless they have been put through a blender and turned into an amount
Peter Kelly 5 years ago
It's not the 'to, too' that would make me jump, but the 'amount of people'... It's NUMBER of people...!!!
#26
This Is Heartbreaking
Coleen 5 years ago
I'm with you on that, tuz. Some days it's just not worth moving the cat off of your face.
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Olivier van Remoortel 5 years ago
I am color blind (real story), can someone tell me the difference between both pictures, please? :-P
Emperor Kitten 5 years ago
There is no difference buddy. (No one tell him. Let him live in peace)
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Yugan Talovich 5 years ago
Next you'll be telling me color blind people can't see Reddit! Or maybe they think it's the Dit app?
#27
Thank God I'm A Scorpion And Not An Asparagus
cassiushumanmother 5 years ago
I like how you can easily recognize stupid people by their punctuation. They use c**t, dumbass, stupid, b***h, snowflake, moron, (my favorite) r****d... as punctuation marks.
Pittsburgh rare 5 years ago
Whenever someone asks me what my star sign is, I'm gonna deadpan say I'm an asparagus. So eager to see how it goes
SykesDaMan 5 years ago
The joke is funny and all, but very dark though: Did it need to be the dad??!!??? I can't stop laughing about that! XD
Kai Scadden 4 years ago
I’m a Libra,I have never cheated on anyone in my life and I don’t just get crushes every 5 minutes.I’m too shy to ask anyone out anyways who started the Libras are players thing 😢
Janine Hunt-Jackson 5 years ago
Of course, r****d just replaced moron, which replaced half-wit and other pejoratives...I'm waiting to see what replaces "intellectually disabled." Because as a person with an intellectually disabled brother, I can guarantee there will be one!
#28
Paranoid Much?
chi-wei shen 5 years ago
I think if reddit existed 40 years ago my dad would have been sneaky enough to consider such a question in order to get a confession from me.
Blackheart 5 years ago
I am so old, it was the telephone for us. Unfortunately my mother and I sound the same on the telephone. So, my friends would call up and start talking, then realize it was not me.
Palestinian warrior 5 years ago
I wonder what these people are thinking when they reply to these comments/posts 🤔
Carrie de Luka 5 years ago
I suspect there is a distinct absence of thought! 😄
Load More Replies... StillBrian'smom 5 years ago (edited)
Sooo. What's the deal with Reddit? They didn't ask for my age when I signed up and I'm "old." What's so bad about r/Madeyousmile and r/awww to think I'm too old to look at this stuff?
Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago
Some people would yank a rainbow out of the sky if they could just so no one else could enjoy it and unless somebody told them it would never dawn on them they can't see it either.
#29
But Seriously Where Does The Water Come From?
iblowsheep 5 years ago
i would bluetooth it from the neighbors house so i don't have to pay the water bill. In fact, maybe a bluetooth toilet would be a good idea so I don't have to pay the for the sewer either.
#30
You Can't See Me
juice 5 years ago
(for anyone else who's struggling: the picture is four things that are "invisible": camouflage, the checkerboard indicating a transparent background, John Cena, and a green screen. John Cena is "invisible" because one of his taunts is waving his hand in front of his face and saying "You can't see me". and the person saying the image is just a white screen is joking and saying they can't see any of the four things.)
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Janine Hunt-Jackson 5 years ago
I am ashamed to say I still don't get it. Unless the reference is to the wrestler..... I mean I get that each of these things indicates invisibility, AND work, but blank pic?! Maybe I'm as dumb as the first commentator.
Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago
Do NOT go hunting. The trees are full of people with dangerous weapons.
#31
You’re*
Harley Hans Hoglin 5 years ago
Heard a story, a guy in a hobby shop, argued with his own wife and the shop owner that he could get something cheaper on line. Rather than buy it right then in the store, he could get it for like $4 less, because the $8 shipping didn't count in the price of the item.
#32
Really? I Thought It Was A Dolphin
Marcellus the Third 5 years ago
"It's a DOG" You calling my legit fawn UGLY now?! I hope you realize this means WAR!!
#33
Did It Tho
#34
Thats Not Him
Peter Chee 5 years ago
Whoever replied that it is not Ed Sheeran is an Uncultured Burnt Toast. BRUH GET THE JOKE
Thenatural 5 years ago
After Galway Girl I'm thinking Chucky is the lesser of the two evils...
Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago
Please pass the uncultured burnt toast that other person introduced earlier.
#35
Women Don’t Know The Pain
Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 5 years ago (edited)
lol, nevermind the trolling, lets just think about this for a moment shall we.. if the human body "can only deal with up to 45del" wouldn't that mean that if labor is 58del it would always be lethal? XD
Julia Daxenbichler 5 years ago
You'd pass out, not die. But that 45 del thing is a hoax anyway.
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fainasKeturatis 5 years ago (edited)
"human body".... and then "but US WOMEN" - women are not human, confirmed. It was always suspicious.
Zophra 5 years ago
On a tangent, isn't pain subjective? How do they come up with units for pain? Really. Does anyone know this?
Peko 5 years ago
It's b******t. There's no objective measurement of pain.
Load More Replies... Ginny Weasley 5 years ago (edited)
Lol, I feel like it is the equivalent Edit: THIS WAS A JOKE
RandomPandaGuyHamiltonLafayette 4 years ago
How do US women go through more pain? Having to pay to give birth?
#36
No It’s Caprisun!
Paige Garberding 5 years ago
Ever heard that saying, "It's better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you a fool than to speak and remove any doubt" or something to that effect.
#37
So You Say?
Wolfblood Fanatic 5 years ago
Captain Obvious has rescued a cat at the bottom of a tree, ONCE AGAIN!
Chanelle Knapp 5 years ago
I actually might respond that way on this one. I've had tenants who put a door handle through the wall, and called to complain that the wall broke and they didn't think they should have to pay for a defective wall.
Frank Hammer 5 years ago
Look on the bright side If you put a metal plate in that wall And put a magnet on it And changed the door handle to steel It'd be a great open door holder!
Paige Garberding 5 years ago
Lol. I know plenty of guys who would say the same thing! They were clients of mine when I was a public defender.
#38
Woooosh
Catlady6000 5 years ago
I think I might have liked that ending better. Just imagine the circumstances, not to mention Phoebe's explanation
Caroline Driver 5 years ago
But would she get 40 years for killing Ross? I think not
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Alex Newell 5 years ago
Joey: What about Ross? Phoebe: I don't want to go into the whole thing, but, um, we have words and I kill him.
Layla Corman 5 years ago
Space Force is actually a fantastic show! I REALLLLLLY want to know what she did to end up in jail for 40years though. 🤔 Ready for Season 2 already!
Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago
Space force is what you have behind your bangs. NO DO NOT TELL ME YOU DON"T HAVE THAT KIND OF HAIRSTYLE.NO................NO................NO
#39
"Damn I Haven't Been Active In This Discord Since Last Year"
Debrina Blackmoon 5 years ago (edited)
with me it's "I haven't eaten all year!", while waiting for our pork roast/mashed potatoes with gravy, sauerkraut and black eyed peas
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#40
Hmm What A Coincidence
Mr. Bean 5 years ago
it's ironic because he made a purposeful mistake so the meme is "not hot"
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“Idiot Liar”
Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago
And if you microwave your phone for 30 seconds, he will be free of bacteria for a year. Kids don't try this, only works for adults. 😉
#42
Those Emojis Are Too Bad
#43
Very General Fb Post
#44
They Didn't Exactly "Miss" Making That Joke
#45
Nasa Please Contact This Guy
#46
Why, Cake?
OogieBoogie 5 years ago
I bought a watch the other day, it has a built in protractor, so now I always have the time and the inclination !
Dilly Millandry 5 years ago
Just made me realise how much I desperately want some cake.
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Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki 5 years ago
Same here. Still don't know why I have to preheat the oven for 12 minutes. Why would meeting summaries help me in baking pie.
#47
Guys He Clearly Sat There For 10 Years
#48
I Think You're Mexican
#49
Boneless Avocado
#50
Tinder
#51
I Suck At Maths
chi-wei shen 5 years ago
A good sense of humor sometimes seems to be like an endangered species.
#52
If You Don't Get It
#53
The Queen Has A Twin
Andrew Gibb 5 years ago
It was a breakaway group made up of the lead backing singer from 'Queen'. Her name is Liz
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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
Eleanor, did you have a "whooosh" moment and then delete it?😉
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These Replies To The New Lion King Movie Trailer
#55
How The... ?
Victoria Swift 5 years ago (edited)
I don't know what's worse, someone who thinks those are acceptable pick up lines. Or the one who missed the joke. Either way, this explains why the birth rate has dropped significantly.
#56
Some Skelletons Were Born Without Funny Bones
Tracey Hirt 5 years ago
First pic is a mobile rotating surgery table for cows, in case you were wondering.
CrunChewy McSandybutt 5 years ago
In his defense, PITA often puts out lies that are just as outrageous.
M O'Connell 5 years ago
The wood lathe in question belongs to Dave Barkby (which sounds like it should be a wood joke, but isn't), he makes some pretty enormous art pieces in Dover, Pa.
#57
Wait...its Not?
Val/Malibu/Dante/Bob 5 years ago
Can we get a collective F for the people who had this joke fly over their head
Melissa 5 years ago
thats a map of africa inside a map of australia, and they are not to equal scale, and this guy is saying smth about texas and europe, which are not related to these maps at all. And the other person cant believe that "texas" is that huge so like both of them are kinda mentally r******d
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#58
Woooosh
tuzdayschild 5 years ago
I choose to believe they did and suddenly the world is so much sweeter.
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 5 years ago
Do they have gender? I always thought they were just undefined (and I'm not joking!)
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#59
When Will They Ever Learn?
Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago
You're falling into the same trap there. I.e. we know that!
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Adam Guillemette 5 years ago
What is this picture actually from? Would love to see a movie with this scene.
#60
Bless This Person
Melissa 5 years ago
It's just a picture full of dots which looks like one of those that have numbers in them but this one doesn't. So it's just to annoy the colourblind people to fool them into thinking that they can't see anything and to make them feel depressed. Get it?
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When You're Stupid, But You're Smart Stupid
J. Zingler 5 years ago
Actually an official place offers that in Germany, they will not tell the cops, just test the quality...
Load More Replies... Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
This happened I think somewhere near me. Girl didn't know if her meth was real or not and took it to have tested.
Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago (edited)
A lot of meth heads are probably so addled they would fall for this.
#62
An Inch Difference
Demi Zwaan 5 years ago
Are you kidding me? There are 12 inches in a foot? What were you guys smoking when you invented measurements? Geez.
#63
We Are Living In Amerika
Nela Rothenbach 5 years ago
Thanks, now I have this on my mind the whole day and the concert was postponed till next year :-(
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He's Right... It's A Cute Ass Koala
Karin Gibson 5 years ago
How do you think he got the bandage on his hand, he obviously tried to feed a "dog" before.
Andrew Gibb 5 years ago
I've seen these dogs stealing picnic baskets in Jellostone park in the US of As
#65
What An Uncultured Swine
#66
Woooosh
#67
The World Goes On.
Val/Malibu/Dante/Bob 5 years ago
I'm stanning you and your comments so hard. You go queen
Load More Replies... Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago
I don’t even know what an improper fraction is and I didn’t notice the fractions, just thought they were random numbers. So double Whoosh to me.
M O'Connell 5 years ago
In a math context fractions greater than a whole are generally expressed as an integer and a remaining fraction. Or 1 1/3 in this case. The best real-world example I can think of to the contrary is lumber sizing. 5/4 is quite common for things like deck boards.
Load More Replies... Bender Bending Rodríguez 5 years ago
Welp, fractions are not my forte so I'll own whoosh over my head.
#68
Silly Rabbit That's An Infinity Stone
DforDorothy 5 years ago
I thought you could only have kidney stones,but nipple stones..? That's new!
Alex Ash 5 years ago
It's not THE Infinity Stone; there are six Infinity Stones. It's the Time Stone. Smh fake fan.
Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago
This is what we call a tangent. It’s also known as irrelevant.
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Thats Because A Years Passed
Damon Gates 5 years ago
Unfortunately, there are enough conspiracy-theory pinheads that would find this a legitimate question.
#72
There No Last Digit
#73
So Uncivilized
CrunChewy McSandybutt 5 years ago
Yeah, this reads more like she just wasn't playing along.
Load More Replies... DforDorothy 5 years ago
Great pun, but I guess that's gonna be the last one she hears from this guy. 😏
Victoria Swift 5 years ago
Yeah, that would be my reaction too. I had a lot of terrible attempts at jokes with my first name (Victoria). Oh yes...ask me what my secret is bro... because you are the first witty person to ever suggest that 🙄. Then try to follow it up with a nasty sex pun. FYI: My husband did NOT ever once say that joke to me, which is one of the many reasons he is my husband and not some creep on the internet I hit "ignore" on.
#74
Fresh From Controversial
Sparrow Flying Free 5 years ago
Lovely picture of the box, but I was told that there was a cat in this image?
#75
He Might Be Onto Something
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
This was on here a week ago. I'm still not done laughing.
#76
Congratulations, You Didn't Get It
Tracey Hirt 5 years ago (edited)
Well, since customers seem to have more power than employees, it could be seen as a promotion.
SykesDaMan 5 years ago
If you worked at a luxurious brand's - let's say Rolls Royce-, becoming a customer (even potential) would be a huge promotion... Think about it...
#77
Kinda Missed The Point There Bud
#78
The Flat Earth On This Tshirt Is Definitely Not A Joke
#79
Lmao Idiot Detected
Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago
I don't get this one. All I can guess is that JK is short for Just Kidding, so JFK would be Just F*****g Kidding, which doesn't work in this kind of joke.
#80
Joke From Reddit Went Over Her Head Faster Than A Bullet
Val/Malibu/Dante/Bob 5 years ago
Personally, I like this joke, because the only other option there is to be scared out of our minds.
#81
I Have Smart Friends
CrunChewy McSandybutt 5 years ago
Mostly groaning like indigestion after a juice cleanse.
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#82
Vaping Is Healthy
Bender Bending Rodríguez 5 years ago (edited)
I really wish this was just a joke and not something that actually happened. I know this is a page about jokes but you can't deny there might be someone stupid enough who would really do this.
Fred and George Weasley 5 years ago
this is cruel tbh (even though he was so dumb he didnt realise) i hope the other person was ok tho
#84
What A Smart Guy
Plumpkin_Pie 5 years ago
The joke is that bipolar disorder is a multiple-personality disorder, and the guy in the picture is reacting with two different personalities to the same thing (having bipolar disorder). I won't whoosh you lol
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#85
I Love Ig
Fred and George Weasley 5 years ago
thats worrying. poor kids gonna have a s**t life with those parents
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#86
This Is Quite Offensive
juice 5 years ago
make sure it's not Microsoft Windows though, that'll just make it worse
Load More Replies... CrunChewy McSandybutt 5 years ago
As a vegan, I post jokes about veganism all the time. Some are damned funny.
#87
It's Almost Like It Was Designed To Not Make Sense
#88
M I L K
iblowsheep 5 years ago
"I never f****d a 10, but one night i f****d five 2s. I think that should count." George Carlin
#89
I Don't Think You Get It
#91
Black Humour Is Not For Everyone
Bender Bending Rodríguez 5 years ago
Anyone who laughed, smiled, giggled. LOLed, ROFLOLed, or exhaled harder than normal at this come hop into my bus. We will carpool to hell together.
Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago
Hell it's surely much fun then the alternative. Madonna will be there, all rock and roll guys, porn movies stars. What more do you wish for ? 😂😂
Load More Replies... Lorraine R 5 years ago
(Yes, I get the 'joke'.) But Lincoln never owned slaves; he despised the whole slavery system. Where did that idea come from?
Jennifer Gould 5 years ago
I'm ashamed that my hand immediately covered my smile in shame *Yikes*
#92
Curse You, Perry The Platypus
#93
It’s Minor. Op Is So Dumb
CrunChewy McSandybutt 5 years ago
The original post was showing how a minor spelling error can kill a meme's success.
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#94
That Won’t Kill You
#95
Doesn't Get The Homework Folder Joke
Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago
Let's do a gofundme page to buy a lifetime of whooshes for this user.
Load More Replies... SykesDaMan 5 years ago
This homework must be from the 70s with that mustache... Not that I would know... Oh, shut up!!
#96
Woooosh
chi-wei shen 5 years ago
Allegedly, he discovered it when he fell from an apple tree, but later he invented a nicer story.
#98
Hmm I Wonder
#99
It's A Meme Dude
#100
Careful, We Got A Smart One
#101
Yeah, He Should
Weezie Ray 4 years ago
Felix is the most successful YouTuber of all time. Unfortunately.
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But, It's So Obvious
Demi Zwaan 5 years ago
I don’t get the joke. I mean, I get that he says it on christmas so it’s too late already, but it’s not funny or clever.
#104
Are You Sure?
DforDorothy 5 years ago
But since we have the time machine, we can go back in time to save him!
#108
A Fetus Has More Money Than Me
Kiss Army 5 years ago
I don't know, after the baby shower, my unborn child had more cash than I did!
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#110
Big Brain Time
#111
My, Sweet Summer Child
#112
He Also Used "I" 4 Times
Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago
Epstein didn't kill himself. Makes more sense now ?
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Silly Memer, The Robber Can Just Shoot You!
#114
Woooosh
𝓖𝓱𝓸𝓼𝓽_𝓜𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓮️ 1 year ago
There's nothing to scan. Literally there's no code at all
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#116
We’ve Got A Redditor To Burn
#118
5 Foot 12
#119
How Can You Be So Dense?
#121
Wait Where Is He, I Don't See Him Guys
#122
A Rick & Morty Fan Missed A Joke? Impossible
#125
Woah! Calm Down
#126
Woooosh
#127
Woooosh
Mari 5 years ago
Actually, i'm a Romanian, and this comment is actually quite offensive, but i'll take it as a joke. its like telling an Indian to go back to Africa, just because their the same skin tone, but its okay, i'll take a joke :(
White 5 years ago
If more people took a joke the world would be a happier place.
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Chris Mugea 5 years ago (edited)
So much fuckery going on in that post I honestly cannot tell who's serious and who's not lmao
#129
Wait, You Can Die From Water Impact?
#131
Here's One From New Years Eve
#132
Woooosh
Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago
I don’t think this was a missed joke, I think they were both joking.
#133
Woooosh
Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago
I always thought they are the same fruit but with something different. Do you know that the elephant from Africa and the elephant from India are different ? I thought the same about Ananas and pineapple and alligator and crocodile.
#134
Woooosh
Azhvaarkadiyan Thirumalai Nambi 5 years ago
I dont get the joke, Can someone explain pls !? :D
juice 5 years ago
if it was a picture of a mango, it would sound like "man go" when read aloud. (because the top row was "woman stand, woman go". the bottom row should be "man stand, man go".) but it's an orange, which makes no sense. that's the joke (so random, it's funny, i suppose). the person who pointed it out didn't get the joke.
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#135
You Don't Get It,dude
#136
Woooosh
#138
Woooosh
#139
Woooosh
#140
Woooosh
#141
Woooosh
#142
Woooosh
Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago
Me looking to a gif for a minute before realizing that it's going over and over again.
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Ivy 5 years ago
I'm sure a lot of these are adults being idiots... but I like to remind myself that there's 12 year olds all over the internet too. I just assume I'm talking to a kid when the comments reach this level of stupid. It helps me keep my faith in humanity.
Charlotte A. 5 years ago
I don't even get half of these "jokes" - can't blame people from being wooshed. Though I do find it amusing that those who don't get the jokes are so quick to call everyone else idiots...
Katie Sullivan 1 year ago
If you didn’t get half of these, sweetheart, it seems pretty fair to call you an idiot.
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Kenny Kulbiski 5 years ago
I was feeling really superior then I wondered, what if these people have a subtle, sophisticated sense of humor that is going over MY head?
AzKhaleesi 5 years ago
My fave woosh moment: Years ago I had been working a LOT of over time and my brain was fried and I was exhausted. I was at home and a buddy called me. He was waiting for a flight and it had been delayed so needed to pass the time. I asked him what happened and he said "The plane got stuck in Great Lakes" Before I could stop them the words just flew out "What the hell is the plane doing in the great lakes? Is everyone ok?" **face palm** the worst was as soon as I blurted it out I realized it - like as the words came out. We enjoyed a five minute crack up session and then he thanked me for making his day. SMH....
Rabite 5 years ago
The problem is that too many stupid people surfaced so you don't know what's a joke anymore or if they are stupid for real. Happens to the best of us.
Mark Fuller 5 years ago
What upsets me the most is that I could show these to so many people and ... have to explain why they are funny. Such a depressing thought. I need new friends.
Mark CM 5 years ago (edited)
You need to immigrate to a country with a population with a normal intelligence level. You're not living in the U.S by any chance, are you? If so, move down to Mexico, they're much smarter there. Poorer people have to be in order to survive.
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Mark CM 5 years ago
If that's true, you haven't been very observant for the bulk of your life. I stopped being shocked by it by the time I was 10 years old.
Load More Replies... Ivy 5 years ago
I'm sure a lot of these are adults being idiots... but I like to remind myself that there's 12 year olds all over the internet too. I just assume I'm talking to a kid when the comments reach this level of stupid. It helps me keep my faith in humanity.
Charlotte A. 5 years ago
I don't even get half of these "jokes" - can't blame people from being wooshed. Though I do find it amusing that those who don't get the jokes are so quick to call everyone else idiots...
Katie Sullivan 1 year ago
If you didn’t get half of these, sweetheart, it seems pretty fair to call you an idiot.
Load More Replies... Kenny Kulbiski 5 years ago
I was feeling really superior then I wondered, what if these people have a subtle, sophisticated sense of humor that is going over MY head?
AzKhaleesi 5 years ago
My fave woosh moment: Years ago I had been working a LOT of over time and my brain was fried and I was exhausted. I was at home and a buddy called me. He was waiting for a flight and it had been delayed so needed to pass the time. I asked him what happened and he said "The plane got stuck in Great Lakes" Before I could stop them the words just flew out "What the hell is the plane doing in the great lakes? Is everyone ok?" **face palm** the worst was as soon as I blurted it out I realized it - like as the words came out. We enjoyed a five minute crack up session and then he thanked me for making his day. SMH....
Rabite 5 years ago
The problem is that too many stupid people surfaced so you don't know what's a joke anymore or if they are stupid for real. Happens to the best of us.
Mark Fuller 5 years ago
What upsets me the most is that I could show these to so many people and ... have to explain why they are funny. Such a depressing thought. I need new friends.
Mark CM 5 years ago (edited)
You need to immigrate to a country with a population with a normal intelligence level. You're not living in the U.S by any chance, are you? If so, move down to Mexico, they're much smarter there. Poorer people have to be in order to survive.
Load More Replies... Mark CM 5 years ago
If that's true, you haven't been very observant for the bulk of your life. I stopped being shocked by it by the time I was 10 years old.
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