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Despite the fact that “you can’t believe everything you read online” being common knowledge (and sense) basically since the inception of the internet, millions of people still find ways to fail the very simple test of not publicly reacting to obviously not-real stories.

We’ve gathered some hilarious examples of people taking a satirical “news story” at face value and writing exasperated comments. So get comfortable as you scroll through, remember to always double check information, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your own thoughts in the comments below.

#1

Many Onions Being Eaten Here

Satirical news headline about Denmark jokingly wanting to purchase the U.S., excluding its government.

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    #2

    Fake

    Masked man in front of a Boeing aircraft in a satirical post, labeled "Fake" by Jeremy Stamper, depicting satirical news headline.

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    Edith
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just imagine how you have to screw up as a company that you are starting to receive jokes like that. Reputation damaged far and beyond.

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    #3

    The Gay Ant That Makes You Gay

    Pastor's tweet falling for satirical claim about bioengineered ants converting Christians.

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Homosexual chemtrails" was not on my bingo card for today, yet here we are.

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    While it might seem positively archaic now, the Onion was actually founded as a print newspaper in 1988, in Madison, Wisconsin. This means there are some folks out there in the Midwest who probably still have physical, pre-internet copies of the Onion. That itself sounds like a joke or prank, yet here we are.

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    It only moved to New York in 2001, with its debut edition coming out on the 27th of September of that year. It mostly focused on the September 11 attacks, and ended up driving a lot of attention and traffic to its web version, which to this day remains what the Onion is best known for.

    #4

    Hannes Can't Trust Media Anymore Because Of The Onion

    People fall for satirical news as tweet claims Olympic skater fell through ice indoors.

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    Bay Bo
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Save em before the killer whales get em!!!

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    #5

    Onion Recycled It But Never Short Of Onion Eaters

    Judge depicted in satirical headline from The Onion about a court ruling, eliciting reaction on social media.

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oohhh, I like this one, it's sneaky! If you believe it you admit that there is systemic racism.

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    #6

    Google AI Eat The Whole Websites

    Satirical news headline from The Onion about geologists recommending eating rocks, styled as a Google search result.

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    If the idea of a print version of the Onion is still shocking, five years later after their New York debut, they had a circulation of over 500,000, which no doubt led to a lot of very confused looks from passersby for folks enjoying the paper on the subway or in a park. Unfortunately, screenshots only exist online, so there were probably many hilarious moments that were lost to the ages.

    #7

    Maga Moron Nonsense

    Satirical news headline about Kim Jong Un showing bread, with a comment reacting to it.

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's a tautology when you use two words that have the same meaning, what is it called when you use three ?

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    #8

    Finally

    Image of a satirical post from The Onion about ICE agents at the border, commented on by a user questioning its authenticity.

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is clearly fake. The wall is much too high for ICE agents to manually throw someone over -- no matter how much they really, *really* want to.

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    #9

    Dogg And Cat

    Snoop Dogg and Doja Cat cancel shows in Ohio, satirical headline sparks confusion among readers.

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This works at so many levels ... of insanity ...

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    #10

    This Post Surprisingly Isn't Satire

    This Post Surprisingly Isn't Satire

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    Regina Holt
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm extremely angry that tRump threw a fit and got his way about the flag being half staff never before being flown at half staff for a presidential inauguration. When Nixon was inaugurated, flags were at half staff to honor the death of former President Harry Truman who passed away on December 26th.

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    #11

    A Refreshingly Harmless Chomp

    Vintage 60s car with driver and passenger using a humorous seatbelt concept, reflecting satirical news headlines.

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    #12

    The Halfway Post Is Satire

    Satirical post about evangelical leaders feeling ignored by Trump, with social media engagement stats at the bottom.

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    #13

    Reddit Bites Deep When It Comes To Confirming Their Own Biases

    Satirical news headline about a televangelist from Idaho convincing followers to sell belongings for the Rapture.

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would have thought it, that a man of God would be interested in things of this world like money?

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    #14

    Concerning

    Chart illustrating a satirical news headline about standardized test quartiles, shared by a fictional representative.

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    Talis
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume his teachers returned tests to him face down.

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    #15

    On The Literal Onion Sub No Less!

    Reddit post where a user falls for a satirical news headline by The Onion about self-surgery.

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    Bay Bo
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    N that's why I always ask for no onions on my Big Mac😉

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    #17

    Got A Live One - Seen This In Several Subs Now

    Couple smiling beside satirical news headline about maintaining abstinence in marriage, showcasing Onion-style satire.

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    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At what point will they attend a fertility clinic to find out why they haven't conceived?

    Leah Brown
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right after she has her first "immaculately conceived" child.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since it was illegal for them to vote before they turned 18, it should be doubly illegal for them to do it after.

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was hoping there was going to be a 9 month old child mentioned.

    The Darkest Timeline
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “…eats a whole raw potato…” is insanely hilarious 😂

    Bob Keating
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh” (Genesis 2:24 KJV). Not much cleaving going on there, eh?

    Corvus
    Community Member
    9 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you willfully abstain from a threesome, it would be triple-holy ;)

    James016
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be wholly holy, avoid orgies or gang bangs ;)

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    #18

    Phone = Bad

    The Onion satirical headline about a Thanksgiving Day balloon floating away causes laughter.

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame about the kid who'd tied himself on , though

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    #19

    Out Of His Everything Mind?

    Satirical news headline about Texas banning luggage sales to pregnant women sparks reaction.

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    Sleepy children love Moon
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to be honest this is actually believable with the way the country is going right now. with all the possible bills that are being introduced, this is not the craziest one

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    #20

    Checkmate, Atheists

    Satirical news headline about local religious leader with comments reacting to the story.

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh-oh, I can still see parts of the bad words under the red ink!!!

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    #21

    Irish Onions Are The Best Kind Of Onions

    Child dressed as a leprechaun with parents, satirical news headline parodying vaccination effects.

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    #22

    Farty

    Woman smiling while eating yogurt, related to satirical headlines theme.

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    CD Mills
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL This reply is great! Plausible too!

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    #23

    Some People Just Don’t Get The Appeal

    Satirical news headline about boyfriend building an underground love maze with humorous comments below.

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    CP
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well that's just your opinion" is far too often a retort people act like should be taken seriously. People think saying it is "my opinion" is some sort of suit of armor that protects your opinion from being scrutinized. I find it odd. If your opinion has no basis in reality, it should be challenged.

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    #24

    That's A Big Bite

    That's A Big Bite

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    Lyoness
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear. And this man has reproduced 13 times.

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    #25

    They Ate The Onion

    Satirical tweet about a bathroom altercation between feminists, referencing a misunderstanding on gender identity.

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    zovjraar me
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    please let this happen irl. i would die laughing.

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    #26

    Because R/Fingeredtheclickhole Isn’t A Thing

    Man in glasses with a satirical quote about picking up dead squirrels for profit. Reddit debate on satirical news ensues.

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one is buying squirrel meat because it's never seen for sale - I blame the Democrats, who must have eaten it all !

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    #27

    This Is Just Sad

    Satirical fake floor plan humorously depicting a leftist home design with absurd room labels.

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    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the idea of a weed smoking patio though. As for sex before marriage lounge, we had sex in every room before we were married!

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    #28

    Whoosh

    Text exchange where someone falls for satirical Onion headline about a brain-dead teen.

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No need to kill them, they're inert already

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    #29

    A Little Deranged

    Satirical news headline shared on social media about Chicago River dyed red, showcasing people's reaction to satirical content.

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    Bay Bo
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Addition? Altercation? Attention? Abomination!!

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    #30

    AI Does Not Get The Concept Of Satire At All

    "The Onion satirical post: kids smiling on an orange raft in a water park, blue slides in background, brand logo visible."

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You get quite attached to the place after an hour or two

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    #31

    S. *. *. T

    S. *. *. T

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    HF
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure they are proud to be members of the new SHITS squad!

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    #32

    What A Sick Man

    A satirical headline about eye enlargement surgery with humorous reactions in comments below.

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    Bay Bo
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMFAO 😂😂, come on!! Ppl aren't really that naive, please...tell me they're not 😭

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    #33

    Ate The Coal And The Onion

    Satirical post about children finding coal in stockings after Trump's election, with user comments and promoted content below.

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    #34

    At Least It's Half Taken Seriously

    Satirical cartoon depicts "Bike to Work Day" with bicyclists and a "free coffee & donuts" stand, highlighting satirical news.

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you *walk* to work- nothing for you, loser ...

    #35

    Who Needs Brakes Anyway

    A man speaks at an event; the headline reads, "Tesla Lays Off Entire Team Behind Brakes." A comment says, "This can't be real."

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    The Scout
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is more or less what Musk does to every part of American life by now. Nuclear safety? Defense? Flight Safety? All optional, because they do not immediately bring him money. Financial Regulations had to end because they were actively denying him one of his financial plans, so now the problem is solved. As does defunding NASA, as that leaves SpaceX as only remaning space provider. Nothing political about it, it is just business.

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    #36

    If The Shoe Fits…

    Satirical news from The Onion endorses Joe Biden, user falls for headline, reacts critically in comments.

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    #37

    Twitter's AI Ate The Onion

    Satirical headline about a coffin dilemma, featuring an image of a smiling man in a humorous context.

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    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna see comments from the idiots!

    #38

    He Was So Close To Getting It

    Tweet mistakenly takes satirical news seriously, featuring a cartoon man with thumbs up and text about racial identity.

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    Richard Graham
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "THERE skin"? The Grammar Police would like a word with you.

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    #39

    The First Time I've Ever Seen Someone Throw Up The Onion Rather Than Eat It

    Satirical news headline about buying 'InfoWars' from The Onion with a Facebook comment pointing out the satire.

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    Tamra
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who don't know: Alex Jones, a right-wing nut job, owned InfoWars, where he talked about various conspiracy theory bull$hit, kissed Trump's a$$, and perhaps worst of all, claimed the Sandy Hook mass shooting was staged and fake. The parents of the children who died sued him, and the judge ruled in their favor to the tune of $1.5 billion. In order to raise funds, Jones put InfoWars up for sale. One of the top bidders was The Onion, backed by the parents of the children from Sandy Hook.

    #40

    Wtffhfhdhdj! I Don’t Understand Why Disney Would Do This 😢. Disney In 2024 Needs To Be Stopped!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Frozen characters Anna and Elsa in satirical news headline about them marrying in Frozen 3.

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    #41

    Getting Stunged By The Babylonbee To Dunk On The Doomers

    Couple with mugs dressed warmly on sofa, reacting to satirical news headline about a peak year in civilization.

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    michael Chock
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's only the peak for the privileged. Health care profiteering used to be illegal, consumer protections were a thing, women in Iran used to wear bikinis to the beach, the pledge of allegiance didn't used to mention God, people in their 20s could own houses, college took 2 years to pay off, news outlets used to lose their licenses for misinformation...

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    #42

    The Daily Mail Took Natalie Portman's Snl Rap Lyrics As A Truthful Account Of Her Time At College

    Satirical news headline about a celebrity’s alleged habits, showcasing the humor in parody journalism.

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    #43

    I Can't Believe Biben Would Do This

    Satirical news headline: U.S. airdrops rubble into Gaza, sparking online reactions.

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    #44

    Ate The Obvious Plant

    Catering sign with humorous events like "dog intervention" and "horse funeral," showcasing satirical news headlines.

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    Lyoness
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if Jim returns during a horse funeral on a Tuesday? Does that mean a 3 for 1 deal?

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    #45

    Apparently Trump Is Gonna K**l Tom Hanks If He Wins

    Satirical news image with billboard displaying "Trump 2024: Say Goodbye to Tom Hanks" and CNN-style news headline.

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    T. Hanks for nothing, Mr president

    #46

    God Would Never Curse🤮🤮🤮

    Satirical post from The Onion about God and a couch at heaven's gates, showcasing satirical humor.

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    9 months ago

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    try opening them once in a while - as long as there are no Democrats around

    #47

    The Account That Commented This Is Ran By AI. Even AI Ate The Onion

    Satirical headline about JD Vance under fire with humorous news commentary, sparking comments online.

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    #48

    Why Though

    Satirical headline tweet from The Babylon Bee about flags draped over Biden as he naps, user response below.

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    #49

    Gop Is Still Weird But They Fell For The Halfway Post

    Satirical tweet about J.D. Vance repeating "I'm a normal guy" 29 times across interviews, shared on Reddit.

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    Regina Holt
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda makes me think of all of the guys who claim to be a "nice guy"

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    #50

    Reposted To A Sub That Makes Fun Of The Downfall Of Society… I Guess They Are Part Of The Problem

    Satirical headline about a drunk teacher at a parent night, with blurred photo and police lights in the background.

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    Talis
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever it takes to get dads to patent teacher night!

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    #51

    How Strange

    Soldiers standing in front of a military jet; example of people falling for satirical news headlines.

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    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    9 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the Continental Army captured British North-American airports in 1776, said DJ "I know more about everything than anyone" Trump. General Cornwallis complained about those losses in tapped telephone calls to his wife.

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    #52

    Onions Are Delicious

    Satirical news map of a fake high-speed rail in the U.S., with humor pointing out a misspelling of "Gainesville."

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    #53

    Upset Voter Genuinely Thinks 75,000 People Voted For "Hawk Tuah"

    Satirical news discussion about 20 million voters missing, with a comment saying "I voted. Where were you?"

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    #54

    I'm Sure We Have, But Come On

    Ancient cave painting humorously shared as satirical news from The Onion.

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    Andrew Keir
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    I could have done without the gratuitous p*n*s on the right - those cave-men had no morals ...

    #55

    Toby Turner Apparently Eats The Onion

    Satirical tweet from Toby Turner featuring fake news about Bryce P. Tetraeder and InfoWars.

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    #56

    Clayton Calls Bullshit On Tragedy Of 42 Million Victims

    Satirical news headline from The Onion about Black Friday, with an aerial view of a burning building and a comment reacting seriously.

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    #57

    Extra Burnt

    Satirical news headline from The Babylon Bee, featuring a humorous story about comforting fire victims.

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    9 months ago

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    This is what passes for humor at Baby-lon Bee S.

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    #58

    "Investigative Journalism" It Its Finest, Ladies And Gentlemen

    Screenshot of someone reacting to a satirical Onion headline, misunderstanding it for real news.

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    Andrew Keir
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all mourn the 6 million civilian Jews who died in Europe in Hitler's war. It's just that some of us are also beginning to mourn the many Palestinian civilians who died more recently

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