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Some people are so wrong you don’t know whether to laugh or cry. And unfortunately, they are often also the ones that proclaim their ‘truths’ the loudest. That’s why their incorrect statements have to be refuted loudly as well, and what better way to reach a vast audience than turning to the good old internet?

Refuting false information is exactly what the ‘Confidently Incorrect’ subreddit is for. To be more exact, it’s “for those times when people are way too smug about their wrong answer”, according to their own description. Even though the community was started just a few years ago, in 2020, it has already amassed nearly 990k members, eager to show just how wrong—yet confident—some people can be. We’ve gathered some pretty colorful examples of that, so scroll down to find them on the list below and enjoy.

#1

Metric System At It Again

Metric System At It Again

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Chihuahua Mama
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The sciences like astronomy and medicine use the metric system as a standard regardless of what country you're in (yes that includes the US). The metric system is all based on tens and it's very easy to convert between units of measurement, which reduces errors. Check any medication label, it's going to be in mg or micrograms

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    #2

    Sex = Suicide

    Sex = Suicide

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    #3

    American Math

    American Math

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    White Sauce Hot Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when Republicans defund education.

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    Watching someone dig their own grave by being smug about their wrong answer can be surprisingly amusing. However, misinformation online is quite a prevalent problem in this day and age. And it’s likely that the internet is where such mistaken people find the false information in the first place.

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    Even if that’s not where they learn it, they might find supporting statements online nevertheless. Pew Research Center pointed out that, according to a 2016 study, people tend to seek information online that aligns with their views. (Even—or maybe especially so?—if they’re far from the truth.)

    Pew Research Center also revealed that after the election in 2016, 64% of adults believed fake news stories can cause a great deal of confusion. However, as much as 23% of them admitted to have shared fabricated political stories themselves, whether by mistake or intentionally.

    #4

    Google Is Free

    Google Is Free

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    Reyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person is probably why the family moved to Sweden.

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    According to Pew Research Center, the way fake news spreads is based on people’s primal quest for success and power, which is why it’s likely to persist in the future. Experts predict that, “manipulative actors will use new digital tools to take advantage of humans’ inbred preference for comfort and convenience and their craving for the answers they find in reinforcing echo chambers.”

    Another enabling factor for the spread of misinformation online is the fast pace of technological change. It is believed that the rising speed, reach and efficiency of the internet, together with an abundance of online applications, can magnify the aforementioned human tendencies to the extent that false information crowds out reliable information.

    #6

    "Those Countries Don't Have Blacks"

    "Those Countries Don't Have Blacks"

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    #7

    Mt Everest Ha Relocated To South Dakota

    Mt Everest Ha Relocated To South Dakota

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    #8

    Synonyms…

    Synonyms…

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    xolitaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that word means what you think it means

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    Studies reveal that nearly 40% of kids believe everything they read on the internet. But children can’t be the only ones who take whatever they read online for a fact. It’s likely safe to assume that most of us have bought something we saw online that ended up being false information at least once.

    #9

    It Was Proven… On My Edited Video On A Conspiracy Subreddit

    It Was Proven… On My Edited Video On A Conspiracy Subreddit

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    #10

    Chow

    Chow

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    Reyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he means “ciao” which is an Italian word used as an informal greeting or parting. Also, you say that America is a safe country yet there are people like you shooting guns while smoking joints, seems bout right.

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    #11

    And He Was Correcting Somebody Else

    And He Was Correcting Somebody Else

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    Rwby Couch
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A metaphor is comparing two things without using like or as. "Her tears were a river flowing down her cheeks." Similes are comparing two things with like or as. "She is as dumb as a post." I hope this helped

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    But then why do we continue to believe the online world, you may wonder? Well, Forbes delved deeper into that and pointed out that looking for information online is easy—why go to a library when you have an array of webpages ready at your fingertips? Moreover, there are also no gatekeepers scanning and filtering information.

    “Instead of browsing a small carefully curated set of high-quality informational streams, our online citizenry are thrown into an ocean of almost limitless low-quality information, forced to expend considerable effort to forage for the rare bit of accurate insight,” the article read in part.

    It pointed out that nowadays, instead of turning to a competent person, equipped with all the necessary knowledge, people tend to do a quick online search and click on the first link, whether it’s reliable or not.

    #12

    The Amount Of Likes Is Concerning

    The Amount Of Likes Is Concerning

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    #13

    Two Separate Pipes, Fellas

    Two Separate Pipes, Fellas

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    Brightly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why health class and s e x education are important for everyone! We all need to learn about everyone's body and functions. These are the same people who want girls to "hold their periods in." 🤦‍♀️😭😫

    hwatinternation
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right up there with the people that wonder why girls don't just "push it out all at once".

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    ToGo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I'm out. That's enough stupidity for one day.

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess: MERICA, Texas bible belt?

    Jan Bowyer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No doubt. You know, everything having to do with the human body is dirty, dirty, DIRTY. Just ask the ill informed r*d necks and their brethren.

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    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A brief glimpse into the world of middle-aged moms' basement dwelling virgins

    Trish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Also, thank you for trying to explain to women the proper use of tampons.

    Heather W
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ma'am. you're using the wrong hole....

    Matilda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbf when I used tampons I usually did change it before having a wee as I always managed to get a pissy string!

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just had to give my little brother the “magical third hole” talk the other day. Smh it’s in literally every basic anatomy textbook.

    L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well thank goodness you were there for him. people don't know what they don't know until someone shows or teaches them, nice job!

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    HungryPanda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they teach about the human anatomy in schools? Sex education?

    KJohn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't the level of stupidity frightening?!

    Red Reilly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh my god! This is why sex education is important people!!

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are men even participating in discussions about women’s bodies? BP has taught me they haven’t the foggiest notion about ANYTHING having to do with our bodies! How is it they don’t understand that pee and menstrual blood don’t come from the same place? Did they never seen the reproductive system in drawings?

    SPQRBob
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not one to normally throw out a #NotAllMen, but it is truly unfair to assign this level of absolute pants-sһitting stupidity to all "men" generally.

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    Nikki Sevven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait...what? How does this nonsense even pass your common sense filter?!

    Blue Chambers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm this reminds me of when I kept seeing people say that men's pee is stored in the balls. Never found out if they were serious or not.

    Madster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we just all agree once and for all that pee does not come out of the vagina?

    Mojayokok
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where the hell are these parents? Why are they okay with having such ignorant children? This is why Sex Ed is so important - Hey a*****e Conservative Republicans, Sex Ed isn’t the teachers grooming children, it’s to f*****g educate them - just another reason you being here is completely unnecessary.

    SkekVi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to quote orange is the new black "there's a whole other hole" XD

    Crouching hippo hidden panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg how do so many men still not know the vagina is not a urethra. I’m now convinced that lesbians do indeed have much better sex lives

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pee comes out through the urethra, the menstrual blood through the vagina. The tampon goes into the vagina to absorb the blood. Some of us change tampons each time we pee, some even change tampons more frequently than we pee.

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No this is not true, why do boys not know how a girls body works and some girls dont either

    Norah Reilly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me that this dumbass isn't a woman...

    Wednesday
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    different orifices. There is a pee hole - the urethra. There is the blood and baby hole - the vagina. They are not the same hole. In boys the peepee hole and the jizz hole are the same, they run together. Women are a wee bit more complex.

    Melissa
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the urethra is actually more internal.... it doesn't come from the outside where you would think. I didn't believe it when I first heard it, but it is positioned in a way to where it can soak the bottom of the tampon. Not something I really want to talk about but this one isn't actually as wrong as everyone thinks 😶 just look up an anatomy drawing it shows the position (the side view will show it)

    Patricia Stilwell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear Lord. I pity the woman that marries (or consorts) with THAT. A guy who probably thinks vulva is a vagina.

    SheDeM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people absolutely must be public school, red state Americans. They believe in defunding education and buying tanks for police departments.

    L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    making absolute statements like that, leads to articles like this one. You are guessing, and assuming. Based on limited direct knowledge of the individuals. Stereotyping is never a good thing in my book.

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    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's 2023 and I still don't understand how so many people (mostly men, granted) have no knowledge of how a woman's period actually works.

    Chris Sprucefield
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How someone like that is able to autonomously breathe, is a mystery...

    Shelley DuVal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans fail at basic maths, basic spelling, and now at basic body functions.

    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1 - urethra; 2 - vagina; 3 - a**s. How does ANYONE get to adulthood without knowing there are three exit points on the female genitalia?

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually learnt about tampons at school.

    PunnyPanda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mysterious "3rd hole", lol

    Paloma Vita
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why Sex Ed is sooooo important.

    Cassie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ladies and gentleman, please know that there are TWO holes in the vulva. One is the urethra from which we urinate and the other is the vagina from which we menstruate. Men may be uniholians, but women are biholians.

    Kimber Jungwirth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are the types of people making policy decisions about women's health.

    MsPlants
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that was the sound of my head hitting my desk...

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people shouldn't be allowed to discuss women's bodies. These are two of them. Possibly three.

    Kim Landfather
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MASSIVE forehead slap on this one!

    Jesha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look, sometimes you are hauling around a cotton plug the size of a Mars bar in your downstairs business, you go to pee and no! The very bottom emerges and absorption! So you gotta change it.

    Dee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I can't believe this is even a discussion, too.

    Sarah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To quote Orange is the New Black, "It's a whole other hole!"

    Fun Fan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's why sexual education is important. And not just that because grown-a*s-men with family and children have no idea abou women's body, but because also very many women have no idea about their body, especially in the infamous Bible-belt area.

    JustABored1
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when the religious right bans Sex Education in schools! 🤬

    KOTLC_Fan 🇺🇦
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    CP
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the risk of being overly fair, it does come out of the same pipe for guys.

    RavenTheCat
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    2 years ago

    Wait i actually don't remember being taught this specifically im being honest (my comment was double posted so i deleted the copy)

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    #14

    Ha Ha, What's Next, Seamonkeys Aren't Monkeys?

    Ha Ha, What's Next, Seamonkeys Aren't Monkeys?

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    Similarly to counting on the things online to be true, we tend to also believe the confident people around us. As a matter of fact, our brains are wired in a way that allows them to influence our beliefs.

    According to a 2017 study, people base their beliefs on three main factors: personal experience, views of the majority, and views of the confident people. The study of 23 individuals revealed that the first two were positively linked to the reward system in our brain, responsible for how happy we are after choosing something. Yet, the third one—the opinion of confident people—was the only one to have an additional effect on that reward system.

    #15

    Comments On Video Of Woman Who Is Color Blind. Chick Here, Is Just Blind To The Truth

    Comments On Video Of Woman Who Is Color Blind. Chick Here, Is Just Blind To The Truth

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    Min
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend who is blue/green colorblind who uas had more than one eye doctor tell her she cannot be colorblind because "only men are colorblind". Apparently, she's just been faking it her whole life!

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    #16

    Hmm, I’m Not Sure That’s How That Works. Can Someone Let Me Know?

    Hmm, I’m Not Sure That’s How That Works. Can Someone Let Me Know?

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    Strawberry Pizza
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it would actually be "over time" as well, with a space between the words.

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    #17

    Think Before You Comment

    Think Before You Comment

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    Lakota Wolf (she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait 'til you tell them that Taiwan isn't part of China!

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    The instances from the ‘Confidently Incorrect’ subreddit are excellent examples of why one should never blindly trust everything they see online or learn from confident people. Or at least, why they should fact-check the information. Luckily, a 2022 survey revealed that as many as nine in ten Americans actually do.

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    #18

    Eggs Apparently Are A Dairy Product…

    Eggs Apparently Are A Dairy Product…

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    Tiramisu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess this is because eggs are always near dairy in stores?

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    #19

    80k People Choose To Belive This Without Any Kind Of Evidence And Then They'll Call Themselves Free Thinkers

    80k People Choose To Belive This Without Any Kind Of Evidence And Then They'll Call Themselves Free Thinkers

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    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys! John Wayne Gacy has killed way more people than I have in my entire lifetime, so we should just forget about that murder I did.

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    #20

    Why Are Small Towns Breeding Grounds For People Like This?

    Why Are Small Towns Breeding Grounds For People Like This?

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    Caroline Nagel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Typical, a religious (christian) person who doesn't know his own holy book.

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    The aforementioned survey also revealed what social media platforms Americans trust the least with Facebook taking the lead—42% of the surveyed users said they frequently see debatable content on it. It was followed by TikTok and Twitter with 35% and 32% people respectively stating the same about them.

    Posts that end up on the ‘Confidently Incorrect’ subreddit come from all sorts of social media platforms, which is why there’s always new content for its members to enjoy. If you’re done with all the examples of this list and would love to see more, check out our previous editions of people being smug about their wrong answers here, here, here, and here.

    #22

    Common Cold Is Not A Health Problem. It's A Detox And You Want To Get A Cold!

    Common Cold Is Not A Health Problem. It's A Detox And You Want To Get A Cold!

    SadButSexy Report

    Tiramisu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re wrong, well actually you’re right, but you’re still wrong because of this unrelated thing you never even argued.

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    #23

    Ducks Are Not Birds

    Ducks Are Not Birds

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    Stephanie Did It
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait till they find out about mammals living in the ocean full time.

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    #24

    Ancient Babylonian Pagan Cult

    Ancient Babylonian Pagan Cult

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    Monday
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if they're worshipping Lucifer they're obviously Christian...as far as I know that's the only religion that believes Lucifer is the king of hell or whatever.

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    #25

    Tik Tok Commenters Never Fail To Baffle Me

    Tik Tok Commenters Never Fail To Baffle Me

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    Demonic child of hades
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ma'am i'm going to have to ask you to move away from the camera

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    #26

    The Three Parts Of The U.S. Gov

    The Three Parts Of The U.S. Gov

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    Tee Rat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Executive, judicial, and legislative. Right now I'm really questioning the judicial, the other two have always been in question.

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    #27

    “Men Can’t Be Bisexual. As A Man, I Should Know”

    “Men Can’t Be Bisexual. As A Man, I Should Know”

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    xolitaire
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, I don't think that word means what you think it means. Step up your wiki game.

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    #28

    Commented On How Stars Move. This Is The Reaction I Got

    Commented On How Stars Move. This Is The Reaction I Got

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    #29

    This Person Was So Sure Of Themselves. Some Star Wars Fans May Actually Envy Them For Only Being Aware Of The Original Trilogy…

    This Person Was So Sure Of Themselves. Some Star Wars Fans May Actually Envy Them For Only Being Aware Of The Original Trilogy…

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    Demonic child of hades
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i've never seen star wars and i don't know who natalie portman is but i know she's in it

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    #30

    How To Maths Good

    How To Maths Good

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    Tinka
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So everything that costs €0.99 is free?

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    #31

    "No One Has To Choose Between Death Or Insurmountable Medical Debt In The Us!"

    "No One Has To Choose Between Death Or Insurmountable Medical Debt In The Us!"

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    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder why someone would rather risk death than spend the next 45 years of their life working to pay off a medical bill. Such a mystery. We will never know.

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    #32

    Trees Can't Smell! They Don't Have Noses

    Trees Can't Smell! They Don't Have Noses

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    #33

    Leave The Pajamas Out Of It!!

    Leave The Pajamas Out Of It!!

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    Strawberry Pizza
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The X represents the Greek letter Chi, which is where the word Christ actually originated from. It is not "crossing Christ out" as some people seem to think.

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    #34

    According To This Person, Plants Don't Produce Oxygen

    According To This Person, Plants Don't Produce Oxygen

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    #35

    Guy Has Never Heard Of Fire

    Guy Has Never Heard Of Fire

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before electricity, you had to rub the tea leaves together really fast

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    #36

    I Think One Or Two Irish People May Disagree With You Mate

    I Think One Or Two Irish People May Disagree With You Mate

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    les
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did this person just give Ireland a gender?

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    #37

    Vertical Distance And Horizontal Distance Are Hard Concepts

    Vertical Distance And Horizontal Distance Are Hard Concepts

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    Bouche, Audi, and Shyla, oh my!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to see 5280 feet on one animal! Ok, not really, but a shoe-salesperson might.

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    #38

    “Google Is Your Friend”

    “Google Is Your Friend”

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    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom says it's my turn to be friends with Google.

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    #39

    A Story About Rhesus Negative, Apes And Covid Jabs

    A Story About Rhesus Negative, Apes And Covid Jabs

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes I remember standing in that long line in 1960 to get my Monkey vaccine in a sugar cube. Started loving bananas that day.

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    #40

    If You’re Gonna Be A Pedantic A*s, Be A Correct Pedantic A*s. Otherwise You’re Just An A*s

    If You’re Gonna Be A Pedantic A*s, Be A Correct Pedantic A*s. Otherwise You’re Just An A*s

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    ColorEd
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bush had a few decent songs, ngl.

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    #41

    Big Brain Moment /S

    Big Brain Moment /S

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    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    42 making the sister the answer to life, the universe and everything

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    #42

    Urdu Is Not A Language

    Urdu Is Not A Language

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    Tiramisu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Urdu speaker here. Tell me one word of English that is original. Fun fact, the English word pajama/pyjama comes from Urdu, which in turn takes it from the Farsi words of “pi” (leg) and “jama” (cloth)

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    #43

    That’s Where Dairy Comes From

    That’s Where Dairy Comes From

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    Bouche, Audi, and Shyla, oh my!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I try to milk a cow, I get muscle tissue just squirting out the teats.

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    #44

    "Awfully Close"

    "Awfully Close"

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    #45

    It’s Not Trespassing If It’s Public Land, Right???(/S)

    It’s Not Trespassing If It’s Public Land, Right???(/S)

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    Pie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll admit. I just googled "blm land". Bureau of land management. For a second I was really worried they'd come up with a new and exciting way of being racist.

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    #46

    From A Post Mocking Someone For Calling A “Frog” An Animal With 3 Letters On Family Fued

    From A Post Mocking Someone For Calling A “Frog” An Animal With 3 Letters On Family Fued

    JH-DM Report

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A startlingly large number of people don't know the difference between an "animal" and a "mammal". A major flaw in our education system.

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    #47

    Pregnancy Cures Autism, As Explained By This Intellectual

    Pregnancy Cures Autism, As Explained By This Intellectual

    Sun_and_Shadow_ Report

    Hiro Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, it's called pregnancy brain. "Damn where did I leave my keys, c**p lost my autism again ..."

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    #48

    I See This View Way Too Often

    I See This View Way Too Often

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    Martin Burley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried that once, I got the response that you can't use per capita statistics as the US has more people, I gave up at that point.

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    #49

    Their Reply Wasn't Even Grammatically Correct

    Their Reply Wasn't Even Grammatically Correct

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    troufaki13
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Logic and simple comprehension is past you, I guess 😅

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    #50

    The Real Meaning Of The Word Sir !!

    The Real Meaning Of The Word Sir !!

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    James Arrington
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do they come up with this stuff? "Sir" derives from the honorific title sire; "sire" developed alongside the word "seigneur," also used to refer to a feudal lord.

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    #51

    Sunshine Wants To Stay In The Dark. (This Is My Post, Can Confirm Facts)

    Sunshine Wants To Stay In The Dark. (This Is My Post, Can Confirm Facts)

    Curious_Bar348 Report

    les
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats one of the reasons the franklin expedition to find the north west passage through the artic failed. the Innuit told them not to eat the polar bear livers but the far more inteligent english lord didn't believe them and many of the crew died. they started eating polar bear because the tinned foods they took with them had been sealed with lead which sent many of the men insane. on the few human remains found there have been tool marks on the bones which is an indicator of cannablism. the doctor who found this out was vilified by the uk government because an english gentleman would never resprt to cannablism. Dr John Ray was correct, but he still is pretty unknown among explorers but he is the main source for early contact with the canadian innuit and learned much from them before even starting his adventures

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    #52

    Casinos Hate This One Weird Trick!

    Casinos Hate This One Weird Trick!

    direct07 Report

    Brian Hawley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In fairness to the moron, it is a bit counterintuitive.

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    #53

    Fluid Dynamics Is Hard

    Fluid Dynamics Is Hard

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    #54

    This Guy Thinks He Knows More Than The Dubbing Actor Of Goku In Spanish

    This Guy Thinks He Knows More Than The Dubbing Actor Of Goku In Spanish

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    Strawberry Pizza
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks extremely fake. The paragraphs of text seem photoshopped - they aren't in the usual Twitter font, they're sharper than the rest of the picture, and the topmost one is too far to the right if you check near the username

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    #55

    A Little American-Style Socialism Math With Your Morning Coffee

    A Little American-Style Socialism Math With Your Morning Coffee

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    Yo-kai Pro
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    50%?!? The hell kinda country you thinking of?

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    #56

    Racism Was Invented By Black People

    Racism Was Invented By Black People

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    Brian Hawley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He “cracks up” which I guess makes him a cracker.

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    #57

    “Bryan Cranston In Breaking Bad Should Have Won An Oscar”

    “Bryan Cranston In Breaking Bad Should Have Won An Oscar”

    iSm1ley Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to win an Oscar just for existing. Or a Nobel prize, I don't mind. I'm not fussy 😄

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    #58

    White Christmas Women Always Come Up With The Wildest Conspiracy

    White Christmas Women Always Come Up With The Wildest Conspiracy

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    the meme dude
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro thats an og joke not a satanic message. I’m a Christian and that is funny.

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    #59

    "The Sun Has No Power In The Winter."

    "The Sun Has No Power In The Winter."

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the sun has no power when it’s cold, then why do people risk snow blindness if they don’t shade their eyes when skiing, walking, or whatever on snow when the sun is bright in the sky? Why do some people ski on bright sunny days while wearing bathing suits and other warm weather clothing if the sunshine reflecting off the snow doesn’t generate enough heat to feel warm, but not melt the snow? Then there’s the light the sun gives off all year round. Hell, even in Alaska when it’s dark in winter, there are still a couple hours of light during the day, though the sun stays low on the horizon during those hours—-then they have midnight sun all summer. And let’s not forget the effect of solar flares and sunspots on the Earth. Heat is not the only power the sun has.

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    #60

    Someone's Never Seen My Cousin Vinny

    Someone's Never Seen My Cousin Vinny

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    Jesse Setliffe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep it's all trial by combat over here. That's why we need all the guns.

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    #61

    Why Aren't All Apes Turning Into Humans? Take That, Leftists!

    Why Aren't All Apes Turning Into Humans? Take That, Leftists!

    Yunners Report

    Thomas Grant
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dude who got all his evolution knowledge from pokemon...

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    #62

    Red Just Can’t Get Passed This,

    Red Just Can’t Get Passed This,

    Curious_Bar348 Report

    Karen Lyon
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the day, when we were kids, I would try to correct one of my brothers on this kind of thing. Since it was before Google, I'd hand him a dictionary. Then he'd respond, "It doesn't say that," and walk out of the room. It was stupid coming from a 12-year-old boy. It's beyond assinine coming from a grownup.

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    #63

    “Gay People Have Always Been Accepted In America”

    “Gay People Have Always Been Accepted In America”

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    Brightly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes. So nice to live in a country where everyone from the LGBTQ community has always been seen as equal and don't have their rights stripped away on an almost daily basis. Oh, wait...😭😭😭

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    #64

    On A Post About The Columbus Blue Jackets Hockey Team. Dumbo Isn’t Listening

    On A Post About The Columbus Blue Jackets Hockey Team. Dumbo Isn’t Listening

    Curious_Bar348 Report

    Brightly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, who could forget about those famous redcoat Union soldiers? Who needs standardized education🤦‍♀️

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    #65

    "Bimbo" Is Derived From An Antiblack German Slur And Doesn't Mean Anything Different In Italian

    "Bimbo" Is Derived From An Antiblack German Slur And Doesn't Mean Anything Different In Italian

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    Dani M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It´s true that "Bimbo" was or is used as an anti-black slur in German. How that should negate the fact, that is also a diminuative for child in Italian is beyond me.

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    #66

    9 Billion People On Earth. Huh

    9 Billion People On Earth. Huh

    GoldenSausage111 Report

    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As of Thursday 20th July 2023, the World Population clocks says there are 8, 049, 121,417 people on earth...8 billion odd.

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    #67

    About A Survey That Finds Most People Don't Care About Beer Companies Associating With Trans Woman

    About A Survey That Finds Most People Don't Care About Beer Companies Associating With Trans Woman

    Laydownthelaw Report

    Kristal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, 4k+ participants in a study is freaking amazing! I wish I had those numbers

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    #68

    My Local News Station Published An Article Stating That 167 Swimming Pools Have The Same Amount Of Water As… The Atlantic Ocean. The Literal Ocean 🤦🏻‍♂️

    My Local News Station Published An Article Stating That 167 Swimming Pools Have The Same Amount Of Water As… The Atlantic Ocean. The Literal Ocean 🤦🏻‍♂️

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    James Arrington
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice. They did the math to get their answer. But this is a perfect example of starting with an invalid assumption yielding an invalid answer. Actually, the Atlantic Ocean holds 8.2 x 10 (followed by 19 zeros) gallons of water).

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    #69

    The Restaurant Listed Their Hours As 11am To 12pm

    The Restaurant Listed Their Hours As 11am To 12pm

    Evil_Chaos_DX Report

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    12hr is midday making it 12pm. 24hr is midnight or 12am. It's a tricky bit of the clock that even though it is the 24th hour it is represented as 00:00 and consider the following day

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    #70

    Just Saying

    Just Saying

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    Joelle Jansen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The PH of your blood is pretty specific, significant changes in your blood PH can straight up kill you.

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    #71

    (No Idea If This Is A Repost, Found On Instagram)

    (No Idea If This Is A Repost, Found On Instagram)

    endless_n4meless Report

    James Arrington
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One doesn't have to be American to understand that melanin is a pigment occurring in the hair, skin, and iris of the eye in people and animals. Melatonin is a hormone that your brain produces in response to darkness. It helps with the timing of your circadian rhythms (24-hour internal clock).

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    #72

    I Guess Compasses In The Southern Hemisphere Point South Now

    I Guess Compasses In The Southern Hemisphere Point South Now

    Easy_Understanding94 Report

    Dingooo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Compasses don't work because the Earth is flat. (yikes/wow)

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    #73

    On A Review For A Moisturizer

    On A Review For A Moisturizer

    dragbatman Report

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude if a moisturizer peels off your skin it's the WRONG BOTTLE

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    #74

    Confidently Incorrect... But Understanbly So

    Confidently Incorrect... But Understanbly So

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    #75

    Today I Learned That Witcher 3 Isn't An Rpg Because "You Can't Make Your Own Character"

    Today I Learned That Witcher 3 Isn't An Rpg Because "You Can't Make Your Own Character"

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    Hales M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who took Video Game Theory as part of my English degree-- lol.

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