40 Times People Came Across Such Confidently Wrong Statements, They Just Had To Share ‘Em

Everybody knows the moon is only 22kg away.

I'm a (US) carpenter and I curse my measuring tape every time I use it. Why can't we just have metric??? 11/16"? 3/8"? 2-11/16 minus 1-3/4??? Arrrggghhhh

I genuinely find it interesting how some people use imperial measurements for some things. There are several non-American Youtubers I watch that use feet and inches and I don't think it's for their American audience considering pretty much the entire world uses metric. Like, an Aussie used the mile as their lap measurement for the mock marathon they were running, as well as feet and inches for the canoe they were refurbishing. A Canadian outdoorsman used feet and inches to measure snow but also used kilometers to describe the distance they were going to hike. I'm not arguing about which is better just or whatever as I couldn't care less. Obviously us American use metric in certain instances and Ive found it interesting when the reverse happens.

Oh give it up on metric vs imperial. A Roman mile isn't an imperial mile (irony much) and an ell i8sn't a legit measure anywhere, so just accept that STEM is metric and love the 10s. We still all tell time the same oddball way, let's just hug each other over that, please?

When it matters (in anything built at all, so, if you can see it and touch it) metric is used in the UK. Weirdly, people will still say they’re 6foot tall and 13 stone, but thankfully there’s no issue if that measurement is out at all so we carry on

You heard it here folks! The best way to avoid suicidal thoughts is to be celibate! /j

Usually involving falls from peeping in the neighbor's windows.

Sexually liberated people killing themselves?

And burglaries are committed by people who eat a lot if ice cream, too...

Hmm, women rarely match with me, I get stood up on nearly every date... yeah I am depressed and definitely not "liberated" lol

Who is doing this math, and are their teachers ashamed?

Hey, don't bring the rest of us into this... That guy acted alone.

And this right here is one of the reasons why one shouldn't post anything online while high.

You mean a guy with a profile pic of Hulk Hogan dressed as Mother Theresa is an idiot? Who would have seen that coming?

This math ain't mathin 🤔

No, they're both wrong. As per Calvin's school report: bats are bugs! (& please do not correct me if you do not know what I am referencing . )

I recently stumbled up on a nest of bat eggs.

don't be silly, birds aren't real. 🤣

So you sayin Bruce Wayne is a bird under there?

Haha you silly silly person…everyone knows that birds aren’t real!

They even wrote “you are” and STILL didn’t see it.

As a Swedish person, no we do not think that bats are birds

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"Your" is ownership. "You're" is "You are". Right now, you are dumber than I thought.

GRAMMAR POLICE OPEN UP

That took a bold step from just stupid to outright racist.

If I ever travel abroad, I'm gonna wear a maple leaf pin on my chest so people will believe I'm Canadian.