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Colleagues and roommates aren't the only ones who use passive aggressive language to send a message to those that annoy them. Bored Panda has compiled a list of the most brilliant ways people told their neighbors they were being a**holes, and they will definitely give you some ideas on handling residential disputes.
I mean, you can only live next to a wannabe-drummer or a pile of garbage for so long, right? From asking the neighbors to quit dropping cigarette butts on the ground to reminding them that your yard isn't a dog toilet, the people behind these messages would probably graduate from Anger Management University with an A+ in all of their curricula. Scroll down to check them out and upvote your favorites.
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#1
Neighbor Feud Takes An Amusing Turn
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#2
Our New Neighbors Are Bigots. Since Regular Aggression Leads To Assault Charges, I Went With Passive-Aggression. 10,000 Lights Later
#3
Please Stop, He Needs To Quit
#4
The HOA In My Friend’s Neighborhood Recently Threatened Her Neighbors With A Fine If They Didn’t Hide Their Trash Cans, Even Though They’ve Been In The Same Spot For Over A Decade. This Is Their Solution
#5
Note From Angry Neighbor (Above) And Appropriate Army Vet Response (Below)
Beeps 6 years ago
This angers me so much, as it happens sooooo often. I have several disabled friends who can all tell stories about something similar happening to them. One of them uses a wheelchair, but also drives a sports car and regularly has people stop, ready to harangue him while he parks his car, only to scamper off embarrassed when he gets his chair out.
#6
My Neighbors Complained That It's Too Cold For My Dog To Be Outside All Day During The Winter. I Sent Them This
#7
An Open Letter To My Garbage Neighbors
#8
And Here You Thought Your Neighbors Were A**holes For Dumping Your Dry Laundry On A Table
#9
Decided To Use Reverse Psychology On The New Neighbors
#10
Left My Printer Without A Passcode. My Neighbors Sent Me A Message
#11
Our Elderly Neighbors Have This Sign Posted On The Bike Path In Their Backyard
K. LNU 6 years ago
I need this sign in my neighborhood. And that couple's grandson! I have a couple of people that seem to think their small dog's c**p will vanish when it hits the lawn or sidewalk. I put up a camera in the front of the house, but I think I might have to steal this idea and add "I'll send my boxer dog to poop on your porch!"
#12
Can't Beat A Bit Of Passive-Aggressive Wi-Fi Naming
#13
My Sister And Her Husband Live In A Small Town, They Came Home To This Note On Their Door
#14
When You Receive A Complaint From Your Neighbors, It's Important That You Do Your Best To Resolve It
#15
One Of My Neighbors Put This Sign Up. Bravo!
#16
Look, Bob
SanchaTheSeeker 6 years ago
Ye my neighbours tell us to paint our fence. When they paint it, paint drips over ours. I could now say to them 'It has paint on it'
#17
My Neighbor Got His Reindeer Decorations Stolen So They Put Out Grinch Ones Instead
#18
Google Maps Level Neighbor Feud
#19
It’s My Spot And I’ll Park What I Want To
Molly Block 6 years ago
Reminds me of me and my golf cart. I cannot drive a vehicle due to poor eyesight, but I DO have a gas powered Yamaha golf cart that I CAN drive, and I bet the people HATE me when I nab the primo spot at the store with it!! Hey, I have rights too!! AND my golf cart IS street legal, with turning signals, brake lights, front lights, and a really loud horn!
#20
There Are Some Indications Of Animosity Between Two Of My Neighbours
#21
One Man Dog Band
#22
Max, Apt 3F
#23
My Friend Just Moved Into A New Apartment And Left This Note On Her Neighbor's Doorstep
#24
Trash Trompe-L'œil - Neighbor Anonymously Reported Us To The City Because Our Trash Cans Were Not Behind A Barrier. Now They Are
#25
Passive-Aggressive Neighbors At Their Finest
#26
The Sign Posted In Our Yard In The Fight Against Unwanted Dog Poop
#27
My Friend's Neighbor Knows When To Accept Defeat
#28
How My Dad Deals With His Asshole Neighbor Who Checks With The City Whenever Anyone Does Any Work On Their Property
#29
Does Your Cat Have A Death Wish?
#30
Think This Will Solve The Problem?
#31
The Pooper Stooper
#32
Signed, Patient Neighbor Who Is No Longer Patient
Nadine Ducca 6 years ago
So the neighbor is not just leaving the poo out, but also contaminating the woods by tossing the plastic bags everywhere! Despicable!
#33
Hey Neighbour, Happy New Year!
#34
My Neighbour's Kid Is Always Playing In My Yard And Leaving His Toys. When He Left Two Broomsticks, I Left This In His Yard As A Warning. And Yes, It Is Still Winter In Canada
#35
My Neighbors Are Always Sticking Their Butts Where They Don’t Belong
#36
That'll Teach Me To Park In My Neighbor's Parking Spot
#37
Your Ultra Charmin Neighbor
#38
So My Neighbors Had A Dispute
Alan Turns 9 6 years ago
Wait...they called the police on your lawn? What crime could your lawn possibly commit that would warrant the cops?
#39
Our Neighbor Likes To Turn On Flood Lights That Beam Through Our Windows At Night. My Dad Hates Him So Much That He's Installing One Way Mirrors Facing His House So They Bounce It Back, And Retain The Darkness Inside Our House
Stephanie Hutner 6 years ago
I work at a window tinting company. This wouldn't work unless they used actual mirrors.
#40
Saw This On A Neighbors Door Coming Home At Midnight
#41
I Mowed My Elderly Neighbors Lawn. The People On The Left Of Her Mowed A Day After. I Guess I Didnt Mow Right To The Property Line. I Officially Hate These People Now
#42
Been Excited About This New Guy I'm Dating, But My Neighbor, Not So Much
#43
Fyi From Your Neighbors Across The Way
#44
A Note From Our Dorm Room Neighbors
#45
Neighbors Too Loud? The Police Can Handle It
#46
This Was On My Neighbour's Door
LittleGrayMouse 6 years ago
Now I imagine someone paying 1K for a closet under the stairs in New York...
#47
A Friend Of Mine Has Received This Note From The Guy Next Door
#48
Out: Pink Flamingos. In: Headstones?
#50
My Friend Parked Like A D-Bag. The Neighbor Kids Left Him A Message
#51
Our Neighbours Very Precisely Only Cleaned Their Part Of The Wall
Cortney Lane 6 years ago
I don't think this is petty. They probably bought paint with their own money, & invested a lot of time in just doing their own side. That thing looks like a b***h to clean. They could have even paid someone to do it for them.
#52
Saw This On My Neighbor's Door This Morning
#53
The Neighbors Need To Stop
#54
This Was Posted On My Neighbor's Door This Morning
Nadine Ducca 6 years ago
Something similar happened to my mom. The downstairs neighbor left her an outright agressive note on the door accusing her of moving furniture every morning between 6 and 7 am and threatening to call the cops. My mom is 62 years old and tiny and has no intention of moving furniture around for sport. The ones moving c**p around were the neighbors above HER apartment!
#55
To The People Who Kept Us Up All Night
Steve Bowman 6 years ago
That happens to me every other night in summer (that my neighbors are loud, not that I get those messages). But I have neither the energy nor the humor to do something like that. I'm just frustrated and physically ill from not getting enough sleep.
#56
My Neighbour's Wifi Name Was Bugging Me For Ages
#57
Dinosaur Neighbor Haiku
#58
Someone Left A Passive-Aggressive Note On My Windshield, I Responded In Kind
#59
Roommates Write Letter To Noisy Guys That Live Above Them. They Reply
#60
My Cousins Passive-Aggressive Neighbour
#61
My Neighbour's An A**hole. I Figured This Note Was Appropriate
🌟Jim Phoenix🌟 6 years ago
Remember those people who covered the College goers's cars with a few feet of snow in that other post?
#62
Well That's Sh*tty
#63
A Little Less “Deck The Halls,” A Little More “Silent Night”?
#64
And Yes. I Did Collect All The Dog Poo, And Yes. I Did Empty It Right Outside Of His Front Door. Respect Shared Outdoor Spaces Yo. It's Called Being A Basic Human Being. Thy Neighbor
#65
Somebody In My Apartment Complex Posted This At Our Mailboxes
#66
This Used To Be A Pretty Doormat
#67
The Unfinished Story Of The Unhappy Door
#68
An Anonymous Neighbor Called Code Enforcement On A Friend Of Mine For Not Cutting His Grass. Here's His Response
#69
Bitter Man Buys The House Next Door To His Ex-Wife And Installs An Interesting Sculpture
just a thought! 6 years ago
The man gives too many f***s about his ex-wife to go to the extent to buying a house next to her ...
#70
Whenever A Ball Goes Into My Neighbors Yard, He Puts Them In His Tree So No One Can Get Them Back
#71
Hey I Just Met You...
ArtistclyAutistic 6 years ago
*singing* before you came into my life I could park my car, i could park my car, withou the frustration!
#72
The Apartment Below Us Is Constantly Blaring The Bass, Regardless Of How Many Times Everyone In The Building Asks Them To Turn It Down. We Made These Passive-Aggressive Notes To Give To Them
#73
My Neighbor Is Clearly Not Pleased With Someone
#74
To My Noisy Neighbors
#75
Sign On My Neighbor's Porch
Tim Graham 6 years ago
I didn't find it passive-aggressive. More like positive reinforcement/ bribery
#76
Fed Up People
Piri Wendriner 6 years ago
Shouldn't write letters, just go there when they are a loudest and ring their bell till they answer.
#77
Neighbor Love, Passive-Aggressive Style
Andrés Ardila 6 years ago
I've been in both situations... where nosy kids interrupt my rest and where MY kid interrupt other's, and frankly, it's life... some times my 1YO kid wakes up too early crying his lungs out and there's nothing I can do to avoid it, just try to calm him down as soon as possible (cause I want to go back to sleep aswell). I understand my neighbors get annoyed by this but, there are two options, move out or understand that these things happen. Once, one lady neighbor even knocked my door offering her help and asking if everything was fine with my kid, that was a nice gesture from her and, I think, one of the best ways to approach this kind of situations.
#78
My Friend Was Kept Up By Neighbours Last Night
#79
A Message To My Neighbors
Monty Is Fiennes 6 years ago
Clean up the dog poo.... but don't worry about this dumped mattress here....
#80
Another Passive-Aggressive Wi-Fi Name
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