What is the best way to get at your annoying office colleague? A passive-aggressive note, of course! After all, as anybody who's ever read Sun Tzu's The Art of War will know, the best way to deal with somebody stealing your sandwiches or leaving loaves of bread in the toilet (seriously) is to leave them a snarky and anonymous note expressing your displeasure. Problem solved...right? Well, not quite. Sparks turn into flames and notes turn into a war, with these passive-aggressive quotes.

Anyway, if you are looking for a spiteful way to stop the office food thief - here are some passive-aggressive examples for your disposal. Just be careful to find your match in this manner of solving a dispute - otherwise, you might be the one who got passive-aggressive'd.

So, as the famous war-cry goes - liberty or death! Good luck!

#1

Forever In The Friend Zone

Forever In The Friend Zone

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Carlee Franklin 3 years ago

Lol

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#2

Found This At Work Today

Found This At Work Today

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Taylor Pearson 3 years ago

Oh my god that's amazing

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#3

Walked Past The It Office Door And Noticed A New Sign

Walked Past The It Office Door And Noticed A New Sign

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tsjah 3 years ago

keep calm & cry

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#4

Those Office Trends, I Don't Get Them

Those Office Trends, I Don't Get Them

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Luna Zen 3 years ago

actually posted on our fridge at work

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#5

Please Keep The Door Closed

Please Keep The Door Closed

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#6

At Least Your Coworkers Have A Great Sense Of Humour

At Least Your Coworkers Have A Great Sense Of Humour

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Shriyash Jichkar 3 years ago

That guy who put X

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#7

The People In My Office Just Couldn't Help Themselves

The People In My Office Just Couldn't Help Themselves

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Pi 3 years ago

Well, she/he was basically asking for it!

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#8

Thanks For Understanding

Thanks For Understanding

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LittleEnglishKit 1 year ago

If you don’t put Galactus’s pens back he will consume your world.

#9

Leave The Office For 10 Mins

Leave The Office For 10 Mins

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Micaela Olivera 3 years ago

Wish i had funny co-workers like them :'(

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#10

The Office Philosopher

The Office Philosopher

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Laura Gritti 3 years ago

Love this

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#11

An Email Went Out Around The Office About A Lost Pen. This Appeared In The Break Room The Next Day

An Email Went Out Around The Office About A Lost Pen. This Appeared In The Break Room The Next Day

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Mary Clark 3 years ago

"Plane"?

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#12

They Just Don't

They Just Don't

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Jean Schweibish 3 years ago

Perfect!

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#13

New Rules For Posting Notices In The Office

New Rules For Posting Notices In The Office

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Albino Squirrel 3 years ago

That is HILARIOUS!! ;DD

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#14

Apparently Debbie Has A Bit Of Bad Reputation Around The Office Refrigerator

Apparently Debbie Has A Bit Of Bad Reputation Around The Office Refrigerator

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tsjah 3 years ago

is Deb on a diet again??

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#15

Sacarsm At The Office

Sacarsm At The Office

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Leonie Brok 3 years ago

I wonder what the one below says

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#16

I Don't Know Why I Can't Stop Laughing At This

I Don't Know Why I Can't Stop Laughing At This

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Dave Elswood 3 years ago

I think all Daves are pissing themselves at this one ????

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#17

I Believe We Have An Office Thief, Damn

I Believe We Have An Office Thief, Damn

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Jim C 3 years ago

Hard to tell the difference.

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#18

Housekeeping At My Friend's Office Missed A Dead Cricket. It Has Since Snowballed Into A Full On Memorial

Housekeeping At My Friend's Office Missed A Dead Cricket. It Has Since Snowballed Into A Full On Memorial

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Amy Post 3 years ago

I'm sorry for your loss. :( :( lol.

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#19

This Sarcastic Advice In The Office

This Sarcastic Advice In The Office

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maryhadalittlelamb 3 years ago

same goes to traffic lights button.. "the more you push, the faster it turns green"

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#20

Spoiled Milk, Spotted In My Office

Spoiled Milk, Spotted In My Office

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Nagako Kudo 3 years ago

I love him

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#21

Possible Troll In The Office?

Possible Troll In The Office?

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Ann Daley 3 years ago

And the window is startled.

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#22

Please Do Not Print Large Jobs. Or, By All Means, Please Do!

Please Do Not Print Large Jobs. Or, By All Means, Please Do!

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Petter Forsberg 3 years ago

Steve's smug mug really completes this picture. Lol.

#23

The Office Fridge Today

The Office Fridge Today

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Amber Ridgdill 3 years ago

Dammit it Debbie!

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#24

My Office Refuses To Take Down This Non Operating Antiquated Piece Of Equipment , So I Did The Only Logical Thing

My Office Refuses To Take Down This Non Operating Antiquated Piece Of Equipment , So I Did The Only Logical Thing

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Christine Doan 3 years ago

communicable disease hahaha

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#25

That's What Jesus Said

That's What Jesus Said

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Over Opinionated 3 years ago

The picture is of buddy Christ from Jay and silent Bobs dogma that's awesome

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#26

This Is What Happens When People Submit Passive-Aggressive Office Memos Where I Work

This Is What Happens When People Submit Passive-Aggressive Office Memos Where I Work

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Pedro Fernandez 3 years ago

This is way more aggressive than passive though lol

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#27

The First Thing I Noticed About My Dad's Office

The First Thing I Noticed About My Dad's Office

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Lou Wow 3 years ago

How does this work if they walk away with the pin then?

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#28

Break Room Logic

Break Room Logic

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Susanna Vesna 3 years ago

Tripping balls!

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#29

Note About The Middle Aged Man Named Brian

Note About The Middle Aged Man Named Brian

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Tinay Bautista 3 years ago

I don't think this is an office note...but still funny...

#30

Walked Into The Office Kitchen To Find This

Walked Into The Office Kitchen To Find This

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Rokas L 3 years ago

Savage

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#31

Microwave At The Office Is Out Of Order & I Work With Artists/Comedians

Microwave At The Office Is Out Of Order & I Work With Artists/Comedians

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Joshua Lee Hill 3 years ago

Microwave on 420...heh

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#32

This Hair

This Hair

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Jim C 3 years ago

Damn! I knew I left that somewhere.

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#33

I Work At A Cut-Throat Office

I Work At A Cut-Throat Office

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Albino Squirrel 3 years ago

That French fry at the bottom killed me

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#34

When You Leave A Note In An Office Full Of Editors

When You Leave A Note In An Office Full Of Editors

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Debbie 3 years ago

Hi I'm Debbie, famous work-fridge-food tester (see other posts here). I volunteer to help clear the beeping microwaves of clearly abandoned food.

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#35

Coffee Fight

Coffee Fight

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Jon Lisle-Summers 3 years ago

Starbucks know a thing or two about running a successful budiness. But making good coffee is not one of them. Or paying their staff properly.

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#36

I Wonder Why

I Wonder Why

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Little blue kitten 3 years ago

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

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#37

Why The Font

Why The Font

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Veronica Hufana 3 years ago

#TypographyWoes

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#38

"Please Eat Me! I´m Delicious"

"Please Eat Me! I´m Delicious"

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.gas. 3 years ago

Also probably not good to publicly threaten your co-workers' lives. :-/

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#39

Three Of My Professors Share An Office. This Was Just Put Up On Their Door

Three Of My Professors Share An Office. This Was Just Put Up On Their Door

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Thalassa 3 years ago

Raju Panta means violent collar in Finnish, I can't stop laughing...

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#40

My Husband Just Sent Me This Saying The Office Is A Minefield

My Husband Just Sent Me This Saying The Office Is A Minefield

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SuperGluglu Aroulette 3 years ago

Too bad nobody thought to write "hold the door" next to this note..

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#41

As A Worker In An It Office, It Is Sad This Had To Be Done

As A Worker In An It Office, It Is Sad This Had To Be Done

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Laura Ingles. 3 years ago

"Let it go....Let it go..."... Wouldn't you just be tempted?

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#42

A Touching Gesture From My Company After 9 Years Of Employment Came To An End

A Touching Gesture From My Company After 9 Years Of Employment Came To An End

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Veronica Hufana 3 years ago

#Haters They still got you a cake ;)

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#43

Someone In The Office Is A Fan Of Archer

Someone In The Office Is A Fan Of Archer

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Debbie 3 years ago

I volunteer to eat them :) Yes.. it's me again.. Debbie :)

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#44

Not The Kittens, Please

Not The Kittens, Please

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Amaya Marie 3 years ago

Nuuuu! Not the kittens!! ;-;

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#45

Got A New Job Last Week. This Is The Leaving Cake I Made For The Office On My Last Day

Got A New Job Last Week. This Is The Leaving Cake I Made For The Office On My Last Day

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Over Opinionated 3 years ago

That's clever

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#46

As Office It, My Response To Google Cloud Print Complains

As Office It, My Response To Google Cloud Print Complains

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Helena Leif 3 years ago

Prints actually means prince in estonian

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#47

The Latest Office Baby Announcement Just Got Awkward

The Latest Office Baby Announcement Just Got Awkward

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Ivan Pirsic 3 years ago

And given the color scheme, this exchange took place between the riddler and the joker... I can even hear it in Mr Hamills' voice.

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#48

Found This On The Fridge At Work. I'm Pretty Concerned For A Fellow Coworker

Found This On The Fridge At Work. I'm Pretty Concerned For A Fellow Coworker

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Katelyn Luster 3 years ago

Watch out debbie

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#49

Ice From Home

Ice From Home

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Kera Tucker 3 years ago

It's really frozen vodka to get through the day.

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#50

In My Office, About 100 People Share One Communal Fridge. One Person Has Been Bringing A Gallon Of Milk For Months And Completely Ignoring How Much Room It Takes Up

In My Office, About 100 People Share One Communal Fridge. One Person Has Been Bringing A Gallon Of Milk For Months And Completely Ignoring How Much Room It Takes Up

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Jess Hodges 3 years ago

Maybe get another fridge!? What kind of stingy employer do you work for!

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#51

No, Not Okay

No, Not Okay

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Veronica Hufana 3 years ago

Who does this?!

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#52

Even Star Wars Is Getting Political In My Office

Even Star Wars Is Getting Political In My Office

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LittleEnglishKit 1 year ago

You don’t know the power of the dark side.

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#53

Office Ice Machine Breaks Down, Post-it Drama Ensues

Office Ice Machine Breaks Down, Post-it Drama Ensues

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Amanda Rene 3 years ago

<3 this!

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#54

Someone Ate My Co-Workers Chocolate Dipped Strawberries. My Co-Worker Left A Note And The Thief Did Too

Someone Ate My Co-Workers Chocolate Dipped Strawberries. My Co-Worker Left A Note And The Thief Did Too

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Katinka Min 3 years ago

Eating someone else's food is shitty enough, but stealing something like chocolate dipped strawberries is a new low.

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#55

Case Of The Mondays? At Least You Don't Work With These People

Case Of The Mondays? At Least You Don't Work With These People

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Tom Hardeveld 3 years ago

just react with: "it's okay, I licked them all too!"

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#56

These Are Posted On My Office's Fridge

These Are Posted On My Office's Fridge

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Quinn Alexander 3 years ago

I can imagine someone just screaming that in the middle of the office. "DELICIOUS!!!"

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#57

Lazy Isn't A Handicap

Lazy Isn't A Handicap

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Franklin Dang 3 years ago

handicap restrooms are not just for handicapped people.

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#58

Soup Thief

Soup Thief

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Eva Tóthová 3 years ago

on the other hand....they should keep it a secret and let the thief have some "fun"

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#59

Coming Soon, From Pixar...

Coming Soon, From Pixar...

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#60

These Are Even Printed On A Post-It

These Are Even Printed On A Post-It

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Ivan Pirsic 3 years ago

I do believe that's a stamp, and, now I need to get one.

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#61

Saw This In Our Break Room

Saw This In Our Break Room

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Little blue kitten 3 years ago

creepy...but funny

#62

Shaaame!

Shaaame!

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Veronica Hufana 3 years ago

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Unless you're an unpaid intern, best not to announce your pay rate to your coworkers.

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#63

Taking Passive-Aggressive To A New Level At The Office

Taking Passive-Aggressive To A New Level At The Office

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Michael Ormand 3 years ago

It wasn't my mom, she can spell

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#64

Ransom Note Found In My Office Kitchen This Morning

Ransom Note Found In My Office Kitchen This Morning

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Yeetus Deletus 7 months ago

just give me my fucking plate jerry

#65

Everybody Else

Everybody Else

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Ciuf In love 3 years ago

selfish elaine..

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#66

Found This Sign In My Office Bathroom

Found This Sign In My Office Bathroom

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Ray Cheung 3 years ago

Fart is the soul of the food you just ate

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#67

Mean Pranks

Mean Pranks

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James Johanson 3 years ago

aww!

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#68

So My Work Colleague Left Me This Note

So My Work Colleague Left Me This Note

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#69

Found This On The Fridge At Work. I'm Pretty Concerned For A Fellow Coworker

Found This On The Fridge At Work. I'm Pretty Concerned For A Fellow Coworker

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Lou Wow 3 years ago

How clean is that spoon scoop?

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#70

Office Rat

Office Rat

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Keira Jade 3 years ago

I thought the chicken was a rat...?

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#71

Alrighty Then

Alrighty Then

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#72

This Is My Job's Break Room Problem

This Is My Job's Break Room Problem

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Betsy Barker 3 years ago

Can you give us some examples of some bills you can't use?

#73

Air Conditioning Problems

Air Conditioning Problems

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Yeetus Deletus 7 months ago

.gas. oh, you're the same person who was leaving stupid comments on other posts too! geez, you would think that after getting so many downvotes you would stop posting these kinds of comments. obviously, people don't like it and it's not good to be putting negative things into the world. why hasn't bored panda deleted your comments? what is the limit for downvoted before it gets deleted?

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#74

Microwave At Work Died. I Made A Note

Microwave At Work Died. I Made A Note

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Jim Phoenix 2 years ago

Ok thanks man😘

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#75

With Great Fragrance Comes Great Responsibility

With Great Fragrance Comes Great Responsibility

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Marcos Zamarripa 2 years ago

Hahahaha, I must do this at office.

#76

A Kind Reminder

A Kind Reminder

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Kate Johnson 3 years ago

"Roast your eyeballs", so creative!

#77

Found In The Fridge At Work ????

Found In The Fridge At Work ????

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Chloé Devlin 3 years ago

All of these notes are in the same handwriting.

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#78

A Mostly Female Office First Turned The Mens Bathroom Into A Ladies. And Then It Broke

A Mostly Female Office First Turned The Mens Bathroom Into A Ladies. And Then It Broke

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Marcos Zamarripa 2 years ago

I'm broke, but rich with experience. lol</