Avid Bored Panda readers may remember the piece we did on the subreddit r/OldSchoolCool, where people share content from the past that still looks fantastic today. But now, we have something similar yet totally different for you — its weird "cousin" r/OldSchoolRidiculous.
Created back in December 2013, this online community is pretty much the same as its "relative", only it laughs at previous eras instead of celebrating them. The outdated stuff these folks feature varies from offensive social norms to tacky fashion trends but they all remind us of the irreversible passage of time.
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…where Do I Even Start?
“Fun For The Entire Family”
When it comes to describing their past, people tend to exaggerate. For example, parents who grew up in the 1980s and 1990s lie about their youth to make them seem cooler.
Research shows the most common fibs are that they were punks or goths or went to Glastonbury Festival or Ibiza before they became "too commercial."
They also claim to have been part of anti-Government protests or have been present at key sporting events.
Startled Bystander At The Annual Sydney Gay & Lesbian Mardi Gras Parade, 1994
Prince Roller Skating On His Tennis Court At Home. Photo By Jeff Katz, 1989
Mister Merry’s Play Lighter
A survey of 2,000 British adults revealed 73 percent have lied about their pasts, with 30 percent doing so just to impress the younger generations.
Attending Live Aid, joining a youth sub-culture, and taking part in a political protest top the 1980s lie list.
An Undercover Police Officer On Duty. New York, Brooklyn, 1 July 1969. [855 X 1200]
![An Undercover Police Officer On Duty. New York, Brooklyn, 1 July 1969. [855 X 1200]](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/6495440099f27_5l5hLQ5-png__700.jpg "An Undercover Police Officer On Duty. New York, Brooklyn, 1 July 1969. [855 X 1200]")
Lester Walker's Turniture II, 1970
A Striking Beauty, Postcard From Around 1908
Braniff Airlines Stewardess Uniforms, 1969
They look like henchwomen for some obscure Batman villain from the 60’s tv show.
Trips to Glastonbury or Ibiza, YBA art exhibitions, and edgy haircuts are most commonly lied about for those who grew up in the 1990s.
More than half of the people surveyed (57 percent) admit they weren't as cool as they make out, while some parents say they can't actually remember what they got up to.
Hair Done By Phillip Mason, 1965. Photo By Richard Blinkoff
Asbestos Shoveling Competition
This Ad In A 1968 Life Magazine
That is the neatest-dressed drug dealer i have ever seen. I would feel confident in buying drugs from him, if he cares that much about his business image.
Famous Architects Dressed As Their Buildings At An Architect Ball, 1931 (Names/Buildings In Comments)
In the picture above, we have from left to right: A. Stewart Walker as the Fuller Building (1929), Leonard Schultze as the Waldorf-Astoria Hotel (1931) , Ely Jacques Kahn as the Squibb Building (1930), William Van Alen as the Chrysler Building (1930), Ralph Walker as 1 Wall Street (1931), D.E.Ward as the Metropolitan Tower and Joseph H. Freelander as the Museum of the City of New York (1930).
Interestingly, nearly a quarter admitted it was easier to lie before life was documented by social media and camera phones, but a fifth believed people would still try.
"Baby Cages" Were Window-Mounted Playpens That Were Once Used For Apartments To Ensure Babies Get Fresh Air, 1937
Children Car Seats In The 1940s
When I was 3 years old my grandfather's 1955 Buick had a metal dashboard and no seatbelts. He slammed on the brakes to avoid a squirrel. To this day I still can't do long division.
I have sympathy for your accident. But as someone who hasn't head butted a car dashboard, I can assure you you aren't alone in being unable to do long division.
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It was important that they had a great view during those last moments of their very short lives.
And you always had mom or dad's arm across your chest when they would stop suddenly.
Reminds me of the PSA that was on TV here in the US (so many initials) in the early 90s… The dad was holding his baby in the passenger seat and said “Click! I’ll be your safety belt”.
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Yeah but mom's arm was somehow connected to the brakes - it would shoot out automatically when the brake pedal was depressed. My mom still does this reflexively sometimes now - 50 years later!
Did this to my almost 20 year old last week.
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They had car seats? In the 1960s, my folks would let you bounce around the car with no seatbelts on.
Kid is lucky to have a seat. We had our parent's arm that would come out if they had to stop short, that was about it. seinfeld-s...12624b.jpg 
That's one way to keep baby guts from splattering on the dashboard, and you can fit a whole case of Windex underneath.
I bet you can adjust those side straps to change the trajectory angle. The car seats they had in the 60s were not much better. Most cars had bench seats and they sort of hooked over the back of the seat. But at least many designs had added a bar in front of the baby. I do not recall ever being in a car seat but that could just be bad memory. But they were not required until the 80s
We had a 1952 Henry J (Kaiser) that had seats that folded down to access the back seat. I was 5 or 6 and always rode in the back. Mom would put out her arm when turning to keep the seat back and me from falling into the wheel well. I remember it sometimes was a close call not falling over....
My dad's friend was working construction when a driver came whipping around the corner and a baby, in its carrier, flew through the window and onto the road--luckily, not a single scratch.
Ah, the good ol' days. . .! But, where is the "pretend" steering wheel for the kid?
You forget how the driver always shoots their right arm out to keep the kids safely in their seats. I know this from personal experience. Not saying it worked, but that never stopped a parent, even after seat belts came in.
I wonder how many actually were jolted off those seats, as they are designed to have the baby sit right back. I had a seat for my daughter in the early 70s in Australia in my Mini Minor when she was three and she sat in the front seat with her legs separated through a padded seat and trims. No seatbelts in those days. https://i.redd.it/8k0nv3s4ghz51.jpg. and don't recall hearing of as many car accidents with them either. Now it doesn't matter when you are out in the throng of impatience and smartypants abusive, and inexperienced drivers now, we all take our chances we are not next in line.
Mothers driving in the U.S. developed huge muscles in their right arms.
Interestingly there are stats that show as new safety innovations have been added to cars people have started driving more recklessly. There's a (possibly subconscious) expectation that the new tech is safer so I can be more risky and it'll save me. While the new tech like seat belts and airbags do obviously help it'd be even better if people still drove cautiously.
I remember as a kid seeing toddler car seats that just slipped over the front bench seat and they had a little steering wheel built into it. No seat belts for anyone either. Amazing so many of us survived to adulthood.
I just laid on the shelf in the back window. It was safer there! Both my sisters tumbled out when my mom made a sharp turn and the car door popped open. The back tire ran over my sisters foot but her thick soled 1970's shoe protected her, so no damage.
"Cry baby cry Make your mother sigh She's old enough to know better So cry baby cry..." (Lennon, McCartney"
Laughing because it can see sth. My kids went quiet in the car when they were finally riding in driving direction and could look out of the window - so 3ish
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Cars those days were much slower and there weren’t that many of them so really the possibility of having an accident unless you were a careless driver, we’re very small.
A simple Google search will show that child death rates in car accidents have dropped over the decades. Today's car seats make driving much, much safer for kids.
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Awww. I honestly love the spirit of this one. And frankly, the sentiment alone was waaaay ahead of its time. Happy pride everyone.
Burger King Am Radio With Burger Headphones. These Were Produced Exclusively For Radio Shack In 1983
However, one in two people revealed that at some point they were still caught out when telling a made-up or exaggerated story about the past. Which makes you wonder, could it have been someone who was featured on this subreddit?
Pure Luxury
Rain Goggles For Racing Car Driver. In An Open Car, The Fan Would Start Moving At About 15 Miles Per Hour, Putting The Tiny Wipers In Motion And Clearing The Water From The Lenses. England, 1930s
I have worn glasses since I was 12 (I come from a family that’s myopic on both sides). I would LOVE to have prescription rain glasses like this! I hate going out in the rain because I end up not being able to see clearly out of my glasses because of the raindrops. You would be amazed at how raindrops can affect your vision through glasses. It can sometimes get rather scary. So social rain glasses with wipers would be great. I could put my regular glasses in their case, and use these—-much like I do with my sunglasses.
Ladies, Dr. Swift Is Here To Massage Away Your Troubles From Neck To Knee (1850s)
How I Lost My Husband... And Won Him Back Again!
Despite the evidence of exaggeration, 41 percent said they believe their generation was cooler in its heyday than young people today. The coolest decade was voted to be the 1980s (27 percent).
Matching Outfits In 1952
Burnt Orange Carpeting In A Supermarket, 1970s. What The Hell Were They Thinking!
Martians And Venusians In A 1961 Episode Of TV Series The Twilight Zone
The Day My Kid Went Punk, Abc After-School Special (1987)
Why is Doc at home? Does the Love Boat have a broken propeller? EDIT: Incredibly, this silly joke about Doc from Love Boat has been downvoted at least twice. Edit#2: Now at 36 upvotes. Faith in humanity restored.
German Band Exmagma, Album Cover For Goldball, 1974
Du Pont Cellophane (1955)
Legend has it these babies are still a fresh and crisp as ever, nearly 70 years later!
The Establishment Wig, 1968
It's Lunch Time At The No Barriers Alligator Farm. Florida C1920s
Typical Redditor, Mid-1960s
The era when men considered themselves superior to women, yet they were unable to make themselves a sandwich.
Uncle & Nephew At Sunset Point, Bryce Canyon National Park, Utah, 1981
"Add a comment". As if a comment could conceivably be made about this.
The Scorpions, 1974
Eiderlon Panties (1970s)
Why was this ever said? Don’t think this following was ever uttered. They have a broken leg and arm but their panties are the best
The "Dog Sack" Invention, Which First Appeared In The June 1935 Issue Of Popular Mechanics
Paul Hogan Meeting Queen Elizabeth II (1980)
Bryn Owen Aged 17 With His Vespa Scooter, Which Has 34 Mirrors And 81 Lights On The Front And Back, All Bought With His Pocket Money, Leicestershire, England, 1983
Your Mum May Have Owned This
1939 Proposal To Identify Bad Drivers With A Special License Plate, Memphis Tennessee
Eat Ironized Yeast (1930s)
"Jesus Use Me"
This Really Requires No Explanation
This is not 'ridiculous'. I have DONE this. Except the holes were cut in the base of the stumps with a chain saw and we used electric primers instead of a lit fuse. But it's not like anyone came and cleared your fields for you. Around our (very old) farm you'd find empty dynamite boxes and blasting cap cans here and there. Back then they did it probably more like in this picture. There is nothing wrong with having a book to tell you how to do it properly.
Models Promoting Farm Fertilizer, 1956
The Presto Whip Building In Dearborn, Michigan, 1976
The executives must have been paid well with all the Cadillacs out front
Space Age Fashion By André Courrèges, 1960s
Scott Tissues (1940s)
How... How Do You Begin To Eat This?
Sun Tan Pills (1970s)
Eastern Airlines (1967)
"After You Put On The Old Feedbag, You'll Be Glad You're Wearing Slim & Slender Control-Top Pantyhose." - 1971
Du Pont Cellophane (1955)
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These are great! Funny, fascinating, insightful and occasionally shocking. We need more posts like this instead of stupid personal family crisis from Reddit.
A lot of these weren't really typical of the times. Before we get too condescending we should think about what people in the future will say about us.
i mean, i hope they will be horrified. progress means improvement, and i hope we progress from where we are today.
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In the 80s at least if someone wanted to make out they did that. Interesting times. Was gross but still
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From reading these I’d say the past sucked majorly and thank God it produced feminists.
The '60s and '70s weren't a perfect time, but they were in many ways infinitely better than the crapsack world we live in today.
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The matching outfits is still done in Korea, at Jeju Island. It's the honeymoon capital of Korea. Those couples are adorable and dorky 😀
I was born in 1943, so theoretically, I was alive for most of that junk!! How did I miss it???
The 80s were a fun time to grow up. The story is pretty interesting as well. I never considered people fibbing about their childhood. I can honestly say I was a metal head throughout the 80s. I went to gazaris on the strip a few times, concerts all the time. Had the tee shirts that I wish I still had, the spikes, so cal in the 80s was a music paradise. I had to throw in punk and alternative to broaden my view. Still have pictures of me and my friends. Good times.
Douching with LYSOL?! I bet that’s still popular somewhere… but just… WOW.
These are great! Funny, fascinating, insightful and occasionally shocking. We need more posts like this instead of stupid personal family crisis from Reddit.
A lot of these weren't really typical of the times. Before we get too condescending we should think about what people in the future will say about us.
i mean, i hope they will be horrified. progress means improvement, and i hope we progress from where we are today.
Load More Replies... In the 80s at least if someone wanted to make out they did that. Interesting times. Was gross but still
Load More Replies... From reading these I’d say the past sucked majorly and thank God it produced feminists.
The '60s and '70s weren't a perfect time, but they were in many ways infinitely better than the crapsack world we live in today.
Load More Replies... The matching outfits is still done in Korea, at Jeju Island. It's the honeymoon capital of Korea. Those couples are adorable and dorky 😀
I was born in 1943, so theoretically, I was alive for most of that junk!! How did I miss it???
The 80s were a fun time to grow up. The story is pretty interesting as well. I never considered people fibbing about their childhood. I can honestly say I was a metal head throughout the 80s. I went to gazaris on the strip a few times, concerts all the time. Had the tee shirts that I wish I still had, the spikes, so cal in the 80s was a music paradise. I had to throw in punk and alternative to broaden my view. Still have pictures of me and my friends. Good times.
Douching with LYSOL?! I bet that’s still popular somewhere… but just… WOW.
