Artist Gives Paintings A Playful Voice By Adding Deep And Funny Captions (28 New Pics)

Damn, he's gonna need some ice

He's pretty clever.

I use a different version of my personality for everyone I know so they'll like me this is compltely normal and healthy I'm sure

❤️ yes!

for the most part

Yes! Let’s reverse the whole thing—-2 consecutive days working no more than 8 hours per day, and 5 whole consecutive days off. We are not going to put up with that b******t of split days off. No F*****g Way! It would also create more jobs, BUT we should ALL still be paid a full week’s salary. So much more would be accomplished and finished if we could have long stretches of downtime to recover every single week.

I feel you

Amen sister.

Mr fr.

Isn't everyone?

I still have to pay to sleep. I blame the people who can fall asleep at the drop of a hat.

So true... sometimes you just deserve better

Yep

Saying goodbye to yourself? DON'T DO IT!!! YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!!!!

Same, girl, same

POUND!!!

My sign is..Mind your own damn business bro also why did that remind me of that song "No"?

I wear hoodies literally all the time.

That is all I wear

Wear a ohooded onesie, you'll Nederland want anything else.

Yet another pitfall in modern dating

Dude I literally never use dating apps and stuff, I stay single

This should be taught to every person before high-school graduation to women especially.

Oof

Truth

Class. Decorum. Appropriate behavior, volume, and language. Time and place. Yes. Do it right, and your manner of speaking actually CAN add to your attractiveness. Do it wrong, and it WILL take away ALL your attractiveness. In. An. Instant.

Good luck not easy by any means. It's true but a lot of work to learn. Step one: stop speaking of things that would embarras your mother.

I can vouch for this as a homely, well-spoken individual. It also requires you to know your target audience - some people like "trashy" talk and slang and are turned off by "appropriateness". When in doubt, put your best foot forward.

for me, completely, even more deeply than a good looking face

Ophelia gone mad and drowning herself.

Ooof.

Different POV. Photographer not in painting. Ophelia: Ugh. Take the shot already!!!

i feel ya!

I can't tell if she flirting or what

Jesus no she's not flirting,she unamused,bored and disinterested....body language is a language

Because some people’s definition of “being real” coincides with being rude and nasty, instead of thoughtful and genuine.

Photo apps. Among other problems.

Preach

Damn

I can be brutally honest with myself, and I will own my mistakes. My flaws and faults too. I will try to work on them and be better, but as a human being, I cannot achieve perfection. Nor would I even want to, as perfection is boring. However, that won’t stop me from continuing to work on being a better human being.

Oh, I can see the dark side. Sometimes that's all I can see.

"No one is ever the Villain in their own story."

me who has depression and an inferiorety complex:

And that is a true purpose of religion. If your god agrees with what you're comfortable with, that ain't the true God.

Much to their own detriment, and to society’s as well.

Agree/ disagree and be drawn into a conversation that could potentially become…dramatic.

Nah, I'm not into the drama sweetie I'm into theater

She, on the other hand, was painted to a relaxing situation.