Artist Gives Paintings A Playful Voice By Adding Deep And Funny Captions (28 New Pics)

Damn, he's gonna need some ice

I use a different version of my personality for everyone I know so they'll like me this is compltely normal and healthy I'm sure

❤️ yes!

Yes! Let’s reverse the whole thing—-2 consecutive days working no more than 8 hours per day, and 5 whole consecutive days off. We are not going to put up with that b******t of split days off. No F*****g Way! It would also create more jobs, BUT we should ALL still be paid a full week’s salary. So much more would be accomplished and finished if we could have long stretches of downtime to recover every single week.

Mr fr.

The "sleep remedy" manufacturers are waaaaay ahead of you.

So true... sometimes you just deserve better

Same, girl, same

I wear hoodies literally all the time.

Yet another pitfall in modern dating

Grant me the courage to change the things I can, the serenity to accept what I cannot change, and the wisdom to know the difference.

Oof

Class. Decorum. Appropriate behavior, volume, and language. Time and place. Yes. Do it right, and your manner of speaking actually CAN add to your attractiveness. Do it wrong, and it WILL take away ALL your attractiveness. In. An. Instant.

Ophelia gone mad and drowning herself.

I can't tell if she flirting or what

Because some people’s definition of “being real” coincides with being rude and nasty, instead of thoughtful and genuine.

Preach

I can be brutally honest with myself, and I will own my mistakes. My flaws and faults too. I will try to work on them and be better, but as a human being, I cannot achieve perfection. Nor would I even want to, as perfection is boring. However, that won’t stop me from continuing to work on being a better human being.

Much to their own detriment, and to society’s as well.

Cause karma is a cat

But also remember that quality people's priorities change sometimes too

You mean our childhood trauma

I wear a hoodie regardless of weather.

Edward Hopper, Nighthawks. Should show the whole painting though.

A lot of these are old ads from say the 1920s or the like, in case you were wondering...if you weren't good on ye mate

No, not always. However, there’s a big difference between alone and lonely. I have been both, some know. Alone is a choice, and one you can embrace, enjoy, and be really happy with. Lonely is not a choice, and feels more like a sentence you’re serving in isolation. When you’re lonely, if you had a choice, you would overwhelmingly choose to be around other people, or at least one other person, rather than by yourself.

I like the line from “A Streetcar Named Desire”; “Physical beauty is passing. A transitory possession. But the beauty of the mind and the richness of the spirit and tenderness of the heart- and I have all of those things- aren’t taken away but grow!” Truer words were never spoken. Long after any of us are considered “beautiful” by the pop culture definition, which has a very short shelf life (and I am including men in this too), or start only being considered attractive “for our age” on the outside (also including men here), we can still be incredibly, stunningly, breathtakingly beautiful INSIDE. Your intrinsic beauty will see you through your entire life, while physical beauty will abandon you long before you’re ready. Therefore, your inner beauty is what you should be focused on, not your outer appearance. If more people followed that principle, we wouldn’t have so many desperate looking older people trying to chase youth with fake “wrinkle erasing” creams, fillers, hair replacements, and surgeries, long LONG after it abandoned them. We would, however, have people taking better care of themselves their entire lives, then embracing their ages and growing old gracefully. They would genuinely be so much MORE beautiful for it, too—-to the point where the tables would turn, the young and beautiful would envy the old and beautiful, and do their best to emulate them as they too grow old.

"In that case, I'll describe it in tedious detail..."