The dreaded ex. Most of us have got them, and while there are millions of occasions when the situation is resolved with an amicable, mature ceasefire that can even blossom into a beautiful friendship, there are just as many occasions when the asshole can frankly just drop dead for all you care.


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In these times of instant messaging and easy contact at the touch of your fingertips, it can be just too tempting for the eschewed ex to reach out and test the waters. Bored Panda has compiled a list of times when people came up with the perfect response to these unwanted advances, some of them are just deliciously devilish. Scroll down to check out the list below, and tell us your experiences in the comments!

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coffee zombie 1 month ago

That moment when you realise you dated a douchebag

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ADHORTATOR 1 month ago

That's a classic

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WhiteFox 1 month ago

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH THAT WAS SO PERFECT 👌

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CatShatBrix 1 month ago

Ooh! Hahaha

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CatShatBrix 1 month ago

Classic, but never gets old.

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ADHORTATOR 1 month ago

clear message...

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Fin_Leigh 1 month ago

lol.. good one .. to the point .. hopefully they got the message

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mulk 1 month ago

BAM, headshot!

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Neeraj Jha 1 month ago

If it's not much of a bothering, I would like to have that Pizza Place's number.

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