The dreaded ex. Most of us have got them. There are millions of occasions when the situation is resolved with an amicable, mature ceasefire that can even blossom into a beautiful friendship. Sadly, there are just as many occasions when the asshole can frankly just drop dead for all you care, together with his savage text fails.
In these times of instant messaging and easy contact at the touch of your fingertips, it can be just too tempting for the eschewed ex to reach out and test the waters. An uncalculated text from your ex can end up causing an explosion of emotions with WW III proportions. Bored Panda had compiled a list of times when people came up with the perfect response to these unwanted advances, some of them are just deliciously devilish and undoubtedly funny texts.
Scroll down to check out the list of ex-texts and funny messages, and may the force be with you while dealing with your senseless ex.
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Moving On
It Reminds Me Of You
If it's not much of a bothering, I would like to have that Pizza Place's number.
A Real Nightmare
Sleeping Like A Baby
Awesome Burn
Wait, There Were Feelings?
You Just Have To Visit It
Cheating Accidentally
Accident? Like "I tripped and fell and accidentally poked my dong into her. Then I had to move around vigorously to escape." Just replace some words if the other one cheated.
As Far Away As The Sun
Hi And Bye
Text From Ex
Hard Pass
Feelings For You
Trash Day
Truly Inappropriate
But I Still Love You
Had A Snack, Too
The Thing I Miss
Eggplant Emoji
It's Your Wedding Day
