The dreaded ex. Most of us have got them. There are millions of occasions when the situation is resolved with an amicable, mature ceasefire that can even blossom into a beautiful friendship. Sadly, there are just as many occasions when the asshole can frankly just drop dead for all you care, together with his savage text fails.

In these times of instant messaging and easy contact at the touch of your fingertips, it can be just too tempting for the eschewed ex to reach out and test the waters. An uncalculated text from your ex can end up causing an explosion of emotions with WW III proportions. Bored Panda had compiled a list of times when people came up with the perfect response to these unwanted advances, some of them are just deliciously devilish and undoubtedly funny texts.

Scroll down to check out the list of ex-texts and funny messages, and may the force be with you while dealing with your senseless ex.

#1

Worse Than A B*tch

Worse Than A B*tch

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#3

Slowly Suffocating

Slowly Suffocating

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WhiteFox
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH THAT WAS SO PERFECT 👌

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#5

Lesson Learned

Lesson Learned

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#6

Text Form Ex

Text Form Ex

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#7

Savage Burn

Savage Burn

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Kjorn
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

traduction: i date other people for one year and now that i'm single again, i can't stand it. So i texting you again so we can got back together.

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#9

It Reminds Me Of You

It Reminds Me Of You

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Neeraj Jha
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it's not much of a bothering, I would like to have that Pizza Place's number.

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#11

Sleeping Like A Baby

Sleeping Like A Baby

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#14

Text From Ex

Text From Ex

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#15

Growing Up

Growing Up

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#19

No Second Chance Here

No Second Chance Here

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#20

Cheating Accidentally

Cheating Accidentally

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Virgil Blue
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Accident? Like "I tripped and fell and accidentally poked my dong into her. Then I had to move around vigorously to escape." Just replace some words if the other one cheated.

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#22

Fact Check

Fact Check

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Lucida
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husbands ex did that when he and I started dating. She: "Oh, I love your beautiful big blue eyes" Him: "My eyes are green..." Hahaha! Stupid girl!

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#23

Text From Ex

Text From Ex

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#24

Text From Ex

Text From Ex

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#25

Thanks For Ruining It

Thanks For Ruining It

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#26

Hi And Bye

Hi And Bye

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#29

All Things Come To An End

All Things Come To An End

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#30

Hard Pass

Hard Pass

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#31

Feelings For You

Feelings For You

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#33

Bad Taste And Low Standards

Bad Taste And Low Standards

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#34

Text From Ex

Text From Ex

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sh
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Isn't pizza everyone's thing? Almost like saying, "I heard someone say oxygen today; made me think of the air we used to breathe together."

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#37

Text From Ex

Text From Ex

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nanashi
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is a good one but almost too obviously fake.

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#40

Punch In The Face

Punch In The Face

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Echo
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jeez the down votes are kind of harsh on this reply. You just assume he is a looser I guess?

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#44

Setting It On Fire

Setting It On Fire

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#46

Truly Inappropriate

Truly Inappropriate

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#47

But I Still Love You

But I Still Love You

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#48

Text From Ex

Text From Ex

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mocochang
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hmm... if it's theirs, you should still return their stuff though...

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#50

A Lousy Essay

A Lousy Essay

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#52

How High Are You

How High Are You

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Precious Nora
Community Member
6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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#54

Hint Hint

Hint Hint

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WhiteFox
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hint hint that ring is going to make you get your finger amputated

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#57

Eggplant Emoji

Eggplant Emoji

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#60

Ghostbusters!