The dreaded ex. Most of us have got them. There are millions of occasions when the situation is resolved with an amicable, mature ceasefire that can even blossom into a beautiful friendship. Sadly, there are just as many occasions when the asshole can frankly just drop dead for all you care, together with his savage text fails.

In these times of instant messaging and easy contact at the touch of your fingertips, it can be just too tempting for the eschewed ex to reach out and test the waters. An uncalculated text from your ex can end up causing an explosion of emotions with WW III proportions. Bored Panda had compiled a list of times when people came up with the perfect response to these unwanted advances, some of them are just deliciously devilish and undoubtedly funny texts.

Scroll down to check out the list of ex-texts and funny messages, and may the force be with you while dealing with your senseless ex.

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coffee zombie 1 year ago

That moment when you realise you dated a douchebag

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ADHORTATOR 1 year ago

That's a classic

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WhiteFox 1 year ago

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH THAT WAS SO PERFECT 👌

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CatShatBrix 1 year ago

Ooh! Hahaha

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CatShatBrix 1 year ago

Classic, but never gets old.

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ADHORTATOR 1 year ago

clear message...

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Fin_Leigh 1 year ago

lol.. good one .. to the point .. hopefully they got the message

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mulk 1 year ago

BAM, headshot!

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Neeraj Jha 1 year ago

If it's not much of a bothering, I would like to have that Pizza Place's number.

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