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The dreaded ex. Most of us have got them. There are millions of occasions when the situation is resolved with an amicable, mature ceasefire that can even blossom into a beautiful friendship. Sadly, there are just as many occasions when the asshole can frankly just drop dead for all you care, together with his savage text fails.

In these times of instant messaging and easy contact at the touch of your fingertips, it can be just too tempting for the eschewed ex to reach out and test the waters. An uncalculated text from your ex can end up causing an explosion of emotions with WW III proportions. Bored Panda had compiled a list of times when people came up with the perfect response to these unwanted advances, some of them are just deliciously devilish and undoubtedly funny texts.

Scroll down to check out the list of ex-texts and funny messages, and may the force be with you while dealing with your senseless ex.

#1

Worse Than A B*tch

Worse Than A B*tch

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Slowly Suffocating

Slowly Suffocating

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WhiteFox
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH THAT WAS SO PERFECT 👌

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#7

Savage Burn

Savage Burn

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Kjorn
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

traduction: i date other people for one year and now that i'm single again, i can't stand it. So i texting you again so we can got back together.

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#9

It Reminds Me Of You

It Reminds Me Of You

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Neeraj Jha
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it's not much of a bothering, I would like to have that Pizza Place's number.

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#19

No Second Chance Here

No Second Chance Here

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#20

Cheating Accidentally

Cheating Accidentally

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Virgil Blue
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Accident? Like "I tripped and fell and accidentally poked my dong into her. Then I had to move around vigorously to escape." Just replace some words if the other one cheated.

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#22

Fact Check

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Lucida
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husbands ex did that when he and I started dating. She: "Oh, I love your beautiful big blue eyes" Him: "My eyes are green..." Hahaha! Stupid girl!

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#30

Hard Pass

Hard Pass

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#31

Feelings For You

Feelings For You

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#34

Text From Ex

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sh
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Isn't pizza everyone's thing? Almost like saying, "I heard someone say oxygen today; made me think of the air we used to breathe together."

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#37

Text From Ex

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#40

Punch In The Face

Punch In The Face

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Echo
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jeez the down votes are kind of harsh on this reply. You just assume he is a looser I guess?

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#48

Text From Ex

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#54

Hint Hint

Hint Hint

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#61

Not Keeping Tabs Here

Not Keeping Tabs Here

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Text From Ex

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That Fat Mouse
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would he/she be asking for a ring size, if they are broken up? Just asking.

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#72

I Know

I Know

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Zenozenobee
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Oh, baby, give me one more chance To show you that I love you Won't you please let me Back in your heart...."

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#74

Should've Kept It To Yourself

Should've Kept It To Yourself

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Santino Aznar
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would you dirty those bowls and dishes? How can you bring yourself to do that? That's just nasty!

#76

God Bless

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Pi...
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was a semi-genuine attempt at getting her back... well played.

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#77

Text From Ex

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Neb
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would understand if that was sunglasses, but this would be unacceptable (unless they only want to threaten a bit). Yet knowing some of the eyeglasses prices... nop, a bad idea

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#78

Sorting Things Out

Sorting Things Out

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Krusty Shakelford
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sick of people demanding their 'time' back. You made the choice to spend time with someone. You get what you pay for. No refunds.

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Text From Ex

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Text From Ex

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