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Anyone who’s lived in the United Kingdom for a longer period knows that the people there can find ways to surprise you when you least expect it. Just when you think that you’ve got a grip on the culture, you’re pleasantly reminded why British humor has a legendary status around the world.

The ‘No Context Brits’ social media project is a celebration of “all things great about Britain,” and the content it shares is a wild ride. We’ve collected some of the most witty, amusing, and confusing pics and memes their team has recently featured online to give you a glimpse into what Britishness is all about. Grab a hot beverage, and scroll down to check them out. Oh, and remember to upvote your faves!

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#1

Label on a cleaning product bottle with humorous text about forgetting a smartphone, highlighting British humor.

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Karina
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10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i will be looking for numbers, starting from one and see how high I can come.

Julie Buck
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10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

who takes a phone to the toilet anyway yuk!

Kendall Walls
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10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My phone's always in my front jeans-pocket. It goes, where, -and uhm.... when... I go. -And, for curious Pandas, it gets a Lysol wipe-down, afterward.

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Liz Butt
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10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone at headquarters has a good sense of humour lol

Original Kinkster
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10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, someone brought their phone to the toilet so they could take a picture of this text...

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    #2

    Social media post about British culture with humorous exchange on taxis and Christmas Day.

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    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also our Islamic brothers are happily speaking to family and driving so no awkward coversations whilst we burp christmas pudding, Happy Drunk intravert Xmas.

    Jayjay
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can a woman in Afghanistan can get a taxi on any day of the year?

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    Eunice Probert
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Muslim family in my town open their cafe on Christmas day, to give free dinners to the homeless and people on their own. Every year. They give gifts to their "customers" as well.

    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well said, Eunice - that is typical Muslim behaviour.

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    PeepPeep the duck
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Math…. Astronomy……..kebab shops……. Those little pastry things known as tulumba all covered in syrup ❤️ and many other things.

    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure most of those Greeks running the kebab shops when I was a teenager weren't Muslim. 😉

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    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because people are people and people are good, not even for what they provide but for who they are. Stop dehumanising people who look different to you

    Charbadar C
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    10 months ago

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    Hahaha! Please go to a Muslim country with your pronouns! Islam is the only religion that kills gays, stones women to death, kills people who choose to leave islam, kill daughters if they choose to marry someone unapproved and so much more. The fact you're defending people who would happily kill you just proves how brainwashed you are. Is trump worse than the Saudis?! Nope!! But you go honey!

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    Serena Myers
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can get a taxi from anywhere to anywhere at any time on every day of the year, at least where we live in the West Midlands.

    Serena Myers
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have one of the best NHS hospitals, and NHS dentists available, I'm starting to think we are blessed. Seriously!

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    JayWantsACat
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course someone who is probably "Christian" thinks religion should be transactional.

    Sheena Leversedge Wood
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lots of great restaraunts, many of which let you take your own alcohol in rather than having a license, which saves plenty of money. and many of those resaraunts will open on Christmas day to give food, shelter and company to homeless and lonely people

    giku T
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    10 months ago

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    even in Turkiye, where the %90 of the population is muslim, u cant get a taxi on new years (we dont celebrate x-mas but we do celebrate new years with santa, threes, elves and all...) .and islam does not have any positive impact in Turkiye either. so u fork off

    Jayjay
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you Giku T. Some people here have an idealized vision on Islam, some hate it, but most here don't have the experience on how it works when you live there.

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    Rich Black
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait - the hindu immigrants from india don't work on christmas? who knew?

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    #3

    A fox tugs on someone's clothing at a London bus stop at night, creating a confusing scene for British onlookers.

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    Barbara Wilcock
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both these guys are smashed and fox is saying 'let's get a kebab '

    Max Fox
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Quick! Timmy fell down the well!!"

    N G
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ye eye's bigger than ye belly

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's fixing to give you a quest

    V
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, I was about to say time for a side quest.

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    The Rogue Adventurers.
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro is just making sure you didn't miss your bus

    Joshua David
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love fox. Or is it foxes. I genuinely don't know.

    Liam Walsh
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Foxes plural, fox the individual animal. Is that what you were asking?

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    SCP 4666
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Firefox reminding you to install updates

    Jaya
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to be abducted by a fox. Or have my pants stolen by a fox, if that's what he really wants.

    A girl
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was shocked seeing a fox in downtown Dublin at 3am. Was having a smoke during jet lag recovery. I live in a second ring US suburb. Fox are plentiful but not downtown. Magical.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's like the few times a decade you can see a kangaroo in Melbourne outer suburbs!

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    #4

    Open pack of biscuits sealed against a wall, a common British habit.

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    Dr Jimmy 03
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I'm not the only one who does that!

    Abel
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are two kind of people in the world...

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    WubiDubi
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Double fold, push to wall, find can of cream of tomato soup as stopper.

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, must have something holding it against the wall.

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    Scott Rackley
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    spin and fold under, this is bush league

    Featherytoad
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thoughts exactly. Just like a loaf of bread.

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    UKDeek
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was the law that you had to do this to any opened packet of biscuits! There are three packs in my cupboard currently sealed up in this exact same way.

    N G
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and it's the same for that cheese in the fridge

    Caroline Starr
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use clothes pegs (clothes pins for our American friends) for everything. The bottom of my freezer is littered with them, along with the peas,string beans, chips (fries) etc.that have burst out of the bags.

    Jossh Nine
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I'm drunk enough I crush the first seven layers.

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A world without McVitie's Ginger Nuts is a world I wouldn't want to live in.

    ManuelQue
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know ginger had...never mind...

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    Otto Katz
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in the US, and do this to packages too!

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    #5

    Massive pothole revealing Victorian cobblestones on a UK street at night.

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    Petra Peitsch
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of better quality ... and just a few cm-s deeper you'll find a roman road.

    Dusty's mom
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That brick looks to be in good shape. Maybe get rid of the asphalt?

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a few months it will go Roman.

    Robert Trebor
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that the Brooklyn-Battery Tunnel in NYC was originally paved with bricks because it was easier to repair the roadbed after accidents, It also sounded nice on the tyres of my 1970 Triumph Spitfire. Apparently it is now paved with asphalt because no one remembers how to lay brick in roadbeds anymore, and the potholes go on forever,

    PFD
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't remember where it was, but I read about historical streets like this being tarmacked specifically to preserve them.

    Uncle Schmickle
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Underneath looks better than above.

    Roland Nijveld
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe use the road tax for road maintenance like the Netherlands does. We don't know what a pothole is

    Paul Gerrard
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who needs time team when council will wait out the pothole until its a massive number of trenches and holes that find roman and bronze age tat

    Grm Moore
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh look, it lasts longer than the modern stuff.

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    #6

    British clay figures holding a bone-shaped cake with a candle, creating a whimsical scene.

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    Solidhog
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And 70's porn star Wallace.

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cake does not look like cheese.

    Yellow dot
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a cheesecake. ..... .......... okay, sorry 😂

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    WubiDubi
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaaaardman can do beards?!

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    #8

    A group of men looking down from a building's balcony, with humorous text suggesting a surreal scenario with famous musicians.

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    Glix Drap
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what's worse, they did it twice - once between 1962 and 1966 and a second time between 1967 to 1970.

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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have those albums (and CDs)

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    Sven Grammersdorf
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally, someone uses "POV" correctly

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bang bang, Maxwell’s silver hammer came down upon his head….

    Sue From Michigan
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I just had to laugh I saw the photograph.

    Paul Gerrard
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are speaking words of widom

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    #9

    Metro headline about Morrions sign damage after Storm Darragh, depicting missing letters on a store sign.

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    Anyone-for-tea?
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, this is the first one that made me laugh!

    Eunice Probert
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Aberystwyth where this happened. This was hilarious! Eventually the "ons" were removed, and now it's been fixed. Funny thing, "moron" is Welsh for carrot.

    Delyth Davies
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just going to say the same thing, only about carrot not morrison, Ammanford only has a Tesco

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    WubiDubi
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget Indiana Jones traps. Morrisons anti-theft security is god tier. Plastic barrier gates at tills and self checkout (think US metro), double metal swing gates at entrance. Delayed open auto doors at actual entrance.Orwellian.

    bernie bulk
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a storm that is named darragh...is by far the most english thing on this post

    Caroline Starr
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, they're just advertising carrots in Wales

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    #10

    Ginger cat wearing a striped tie on a path; humorous British context.

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    Bookworm
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a Gryffindor scarf, not a tie

    TheGoodBoi
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ron drank the wrong Polyjuice Potion again

    cecilia kilian
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cannot win against a ginger cat!

    James016
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats don’t have owners. They have human servants.

    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess jayjay's never heard that joke.

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    Oops
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take the tie off and it stops hissing,

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    #11

    Handwritten sign in King's Cross tube advises minding your own business; British humor.

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    Tabitha
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read the room and use good judgment when it comes to this. Is someone obviously speaking and/or acting in a threatening manner? Is anyone obviously being targeted and (potentially) hurt by someone else’s behavior? In that case, speak up/step up. Otherwise mind your own business.

    BrunoVI
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ads are from after the World Trade Center bombings; In the US, it was "If you see something, say something." Some took this as an invitation to racism: there was a Pakistani grad student who was fingered for "writing in strange symbols" that turned out to be math symbols. OTOH, sometimes the outrage was purely manufactured: there was a Muslim kid who was thought to have brought a bomb into school but it turned out to be a "clock" he made for a science project... The media didn't mention that the clock was ticking DOWN and there was no science project assignment.

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    A X
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I was on my phone on the Washington DC metro and i was on Netflix, there was a show with a kid, then some random lady was looking over my shoulder and started screaming about me being a creepy freak, this sign is absolutely true

    Cydney Golden
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to throw a wet blanket, but refers to someone leaving a package that could be a bomb.

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    10 months ago

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    The person posting this might benefit from their own suggestions.

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    #12

    "Colorful ‘Everyone Welcome’ banner in Manchester next to a road sign, capturing a British street scene."

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    A X
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did the buses do to YOU? Also I see a car in the side of the building, so what the heck

    A X
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No idea why people are screaming

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    Stannous Flouride
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the 'B' in LGTBQ+ isn't for buses? TIL

    Basko
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But trams are accepted there.

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    #13

    British news graphic about a man using a TV remote outside houses to change channels.

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    Zaach
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when garage doors first came out you could drive around town and open about every 4th garage

    Tucker Cahooter
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given that every damn TV I have had has had a different remote that is incompatible with every other remote, he must have had a box full in his car

    Regina Holt
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I petsit for folks, and some have 3 remotes. I just take my laptop to watch whatever I want. I'm a simple person. I only have one remote.No streaming or any kind of newfangled $hit.

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    Michael Largey
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is Babestation cute videos of newborns, or is it ... ?

    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's very softcore porn where women answer phone calls from sad, desperate, horny men. Those men can pay to have an explicit conversation with those women (which is muted from the viewers). Later at night, the women are generally topless and simulate sexual activity. We're more liberal with TV than you guys, but not as liberal as many of our European brothers.

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    on second thought....
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear... a long long time ago when I was still a child and having a tv with a remote was a fairly new thing, we used to do this too. To me this is still funny...

    Data1001
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have a watch that was also a TV remote. Surprisingly, it worked on almost all televisions. I used to use it to randomly change channels in stores and bars, much to the confusion of the people who worked there.

    Alex Ruddies
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arrested? This is too hilarious to be arrested for!

    Linda Roy
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TIL that the "I,m changing your channel with my remote" scene in Poltergeist" is true!

    Ece Cenker
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAte your hood? Good substitute to drive by shooting, I guess.

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    #14

    Tweet referencing British news about Princess Charlotte speaking two languages.

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    Eunice Probert
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they are in Wales, they soon learn to speak three languages. Welsh is compulsory until GCSE.

    Sam Hainous
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Monarchs are the same as religion. Unnecessary ancient nonsense ironically kept alive by peasants.

    WubiDubi
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    10 months ago

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    Mirrow Mirror on the wall lets simp Royals until they fall.

    Tabitha
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throw in the one-percenters for good measure and redistribute their wealth where it’ll actually do some good— for example, do NOT use it to build any more d**k rockets—-then even more of the world’s problems will magically be resolved.

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    Moonie Pinkslip
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    10 months ago

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    They're Royalty. They don't G.A.F.

    Pollymere
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My nephews can speak four. Three from very young. It's called living in Belgium.

    olaff 422
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty impressive for a bunch of inbreds.

    Dan St John
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our moron president, can't even speak one.

    Cristi nah
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she said "mama" it could be more than two languages

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    #15

    British humor displayed on a gravestone with the text "I told you I was sick. Bastards!"

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    Norm Gilmore
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this somewhere else but I think this would be hilarious. "I'm behind you"

    Anyone-for-tea?
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is definitely going on mine!

    𝖊𝖜𝖔𝛋
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am currently out of the office and unable to respond to emails

    Armac
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In small letters “you’re standing on my balls”

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    The ‘No Context Brits’ project has grown by leaps and bounds over the years. On X (formerly Twitter), it has a whopping 1.8 million followers from all over the world, from Brits who love a good laugh about their own culture to people living abroad and hoping to learn a bit more about life in the United Kingdom.

    #16

    Man in a jacket with many pockets at a food stall, British humor caption saying "I think you’ve had enough mate."

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    Regina Holt
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must take all of my dresses there.

    Khavrinen
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no such thing as "enough" pockets!!

    Vivian McBride
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cyrano Jpnes? Does he have Tribbles in his pockesr?

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    #17

    Chubby cat lounging in a Tesco aisle with pet food boxes, seemingly taking a nap in a British supermarket.

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    kitten levels tokyo
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chubby Cat would be a good BP username.

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, so this is fine but when I do it I get arrested?!

    Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero"
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, considering what I have read about Tesco's prices, practices, and policies on this side of "the pond" (Kentucky), I say "Strong Work Chubby Cat. Strong Work indeed."

    Dee Rutherford
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he picks the most expensive too!

    Janissary35680
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Loss Management in Aisle 5!"

    Jnausicaa
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats are cool. That's why they call them cats.

    Cristi nah
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most important event in the last ten years

    #18

    Text exchange about cooking for various groups, ending with a humorous mention of Wetherspoons. Confusing if not British.

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    michael reid
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with wetherspoons

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t talk about your family like that.

    Roland Nijveld
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't mind wetherspoons when I was in the UK. Had some good breakfast there.

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Curry night though was (is?) god tier.

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    Meanwhile, the project’s Instagram account has 127k followers at the time of writing.

    The team curating all of the content has also published two books: Everything is Great: The Weird, Wild and Wonderful World of Modern Britain and How to Really be a Brit: The Unofficial Citizenship Test. They also have a website where you can get merch related to the project if you’re a die-hard fan.

    #19

    Tweet comparing American and British sports fans with humorous remarks.

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    WubiDubi
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need subtitles for some away games.

    highwaycrossingfrog
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend and I were on a group tour of Mexico a few years back, when Ted Lasso was really big, and one of the Americans on the tour questioned if English football fans would actually sing "Jamie Tartt, do do do-do do-do" to the tune of Baby Shark during a real match. We were like "of course!"

    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American sports fans are the most boring and least imaginative in the world. All they ever chant is U-S-A! U-S-A! over and over and over.

    Nikole
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So when one American team is playing another American team, people just cheer for the country in general…? Uhhh…

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    #20

    A British painting of a woman in an ornate dress with text humorously comparing it to hiding a TV.

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    kitten levels tokyo
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she rode a horse for hours to get to that party.

    Shortstuff
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like one of those toilet roll covers my grandmother had.

    Helen Edwards
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1780/90s court dress- the hair suggests the late 18th century, but Queen Charlotte was apparently very conservative in her fashion tastes, so women had to wear wide mid 18th century style panniers to court, they even continued this into the early 19th century, when waistlines rose, making the whole look even more unhinged.

    Rafael
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cosplaying as a paintbrush was a thing once

    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey!!!! Bring that back here!!!!

    Shortstuff
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She went to the loo...how??

    BossyCloud
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She used a bourdaloue! https://georgianera.wordpress.com/2015/11/10/what-was-a-bourdaloue/

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    Mike F
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks VERY happy to be there.

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    #21

    British comedian posing in a music studio; comment humorously describes his hairstyle as standing in front of his haircut.

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    LeMurierBonjour
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bill called his hairstyle a 'skullet' which is a very Bill thing to say. He has had it cut short now though.

    Karina
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is a semi-proud lepidopterist and a great comedian

    Shortstuff
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shave it off then you won't look like a clown

    Karina
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our society needs someone who looks like clown too. To many willing are too act like one, but wont wear anything buut a suit.

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    During a previous interview with Bored Panda, the creator of No Context Brits told a colleague of ours that they run a few successful Twitter accounts “specializing in British humor.”

    They then thought that “one that encapsulated a combination of all of them would go down well, especially considering the current mood of the country, which isn’t particularly great at the best of times.” This was back in 2021 when many countries, the UK included, faced seemingly endless lockdowns during the Covid-19 pandemic.

    #22

    Funeral procession with British flag-draped coffin under flowers, titled "Margaret Thatcher Best Moments", showing British humor.

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    WubiDubi
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She ended up trying to get closer to the miners' point of view. Well 6 feet closer.

    Iain “Strachan” Strachan
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fist time in history. That the 21 gun salute was fired at the coffin.. Just to make sure..

    Sam Hainous
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cold? Seems like her heart is thawing in that picture.

    Janissary35680
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if the band wasn't playing "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead", the tune was running through a lot of people's heads.

    Valerie Page
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For our American visitors I must explain. We didn't only walk round whistling and humming the tune when the news broke. Loads of us downloaded the song and used it as our phone's ring tone

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    Nick Brown
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was spending one night in Grantham because on the way. Found out it was where she was born, but was disappointed there was no shrine. Would have pissed on it 100%

    Jonathan Setter
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine Britain if this happened BEFORE she took power and started destroying everything.

    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bob Dylan was ahead of his time with Maggie's Farm.

    Jan Moore
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a bit tacky, isn't it?

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    #23

    Plumbing pipe humorously circles a wall clock next to an air conditioning unit, showing British wit.

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    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Works 7-11 and charges 9-4.

    BrunoVI
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Works 7-11? Can he get me a beer, a dog, a Slim Jim, and a lottery ticket

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    Glix Drap
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it apply to sculptors as well? Rock around the clock. OK, I'll let myself out.

    #24

    Miniature art gallery made from a cardboard box for pet rats in a British setting, featuring small pictures on the walls.

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    Dusty's mom
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, the problem is the pictures of naked humans. Try enticing them with alluring vermin.

    Yellow dot
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to build castle towns from Lego for my mice. Lemme just say, it wasn't easy to clean....

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they are into more modern art?

    Paul Gerrard
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably seen so many bankys in alleys and carparks its just boring

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    According to the creator of ‘No Context Brits,’ they consider the content they share online as “British humor at its best.” They told Bored Panda that this humor is “ironic, witty, sarcastic, and self-deprecating with lots of puns and innuendos thrown in for good measure.”

    They added that “the ability to laugh at ourselves is what sets us apart from the rest of the world and this account celebrates that fact.”

    #25

    Text message exchange about a British band, The Smiths, with emoticons expressing confusion and understanding.

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    Paul C.
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My BIL said Oh I love the Smiths, so at Christmas we got him a Smiths greatest hits CD and also a Morrisey greatest hits. When he opened it he said why did you give me a Morrisey CD, I can't stand him! 😣

    Nick Brown
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A mate of mine called it "music to top yourself by"

    Cristi nah
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This is a love song" "It says you want to be smashed by a bus..."

    Earthquake903
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just listening to How Soon is Now and telling my son how insufferably cringe Morrissey is, lol. Love that song, tho.

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    #26

    "NottinghamshireLive headline about couple leaving Nottingham, with two smiling individuals in winter attire."

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    Robert Trebor
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they could've moved to Tingham.

    London Paris
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not quite. They had difficulty in finding a house in Nottingham and eventually moved back to Ukraine: it was a financial decision.

    Analyn Lahr
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't say much for Nottingham, does it?

    Valerie Page
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They just couldn't hack it. It's a good place to live a decent ordinary life. I don't live there but know people who do

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    #27

    BBC News headline about Leeds pub garden flooding while men sit with pints in water, showcasing British humor.

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    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I told yous they watered down the ****ing beer.

    cerinamroth
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm from York, which floods almost every year. There's a pub near the river where you can order a pint as long as the water doesn't come over the top of the bar (for hygiene reasons). You can literally row up in a dinghy and get a pint of bitter.

    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yorkshiremen. What else is there to say?

    UKDeek
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'ear all, see all and say nowt. Eat all, sup all and pay nowt. And if tha ever does owt for nowt, allus do it fer thysen.

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    Which of these no-context pics about British life did you find the most amusing? Which ones were so good that you couldn’t help but send them to your family or friends?

    Have you ever been to the UK on vacation or lived there for a longer time? Do we have any Pandas reading this right now who currently reside in the UK?

    What do you love most about British culture and comedy? What makes it unique for you? We can’t wait to hear your thoughts, so feel free to share them in the comments while we get ourselves a big mug of tea.

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    #28

    "Confusing British humor Facebook profile of Mike Chek, Norwich, Norfolk."

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    Joshua David
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We in the house...1992 TLC is rocking to yall m****r beeps...if you know you know.

    #29

    Young and older chef side by side in a humorous British photo comparison.

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    Jeffery Gorgonzola
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Young Gordon Ramsey is disturbing me tbh. 😆😆

    A X
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haymitch Abernathy is that you

    James Twong
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The young picture must be around when he starting lying about playing for Rangers.

    bernie bulk
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    young gordy modelling for a lou reed album jacket

    Grace Note
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks a bit Bo'Selecta

    Caffeine72
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Young Gordon obviously dresses right.

    Jossh Nine
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    90's pop band singing, "This is s**t , slam, slam in the garbage can oooh oooh!"

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    #30

    British chat screenshot discussing university location, mentioning Manchester and Birmingham.

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    Glix Drap
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they didn't say Scunthorpe.

    Moonie Pinkslip
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can hear the game show buzzer now....

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But where are your parents from? Ah, Leeds. Come fly with me sketch.

    #31

    A muddy British road with text overlay: "Just knocked over my Sports Direct mug."

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    Iwona
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a second but then I realised I used to have one 😂

    Gogubaci
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seems legit, it's literally a bucket

    Melanie Filmer
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband brought one home 2 days ago, I'm sure we already have one at the back of the cupboard 🤦

    kitten levels tokyo
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    10 months ago

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    Ha ha. The joke is that Brits only drink brown puddle water out of those particular mugs.

    Anyone-for-tea?
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Erm, no it’s not, someone explained it in another comment.

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    Moonie Pinkslip
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    10 months ago

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    I guess this has some relevance in the UK...

    𝖊𝖜𝖔𝛋
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sports Direct mugs are comically ginormous, and you don’t ever really drink out of them because they are so big. They are a novelty and end up in offices and used as pen pots and other things instead. So the joke here is the puddle or stream of brown water (which looks vaguely like tea) could have been spilled from a sports direct mug due to how much water there is on the ground

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    #32

    British humor: boarded-up building with "The Ultimate Laser Adventure" sign and witty caption overlay.

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    Kira Okah
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was the one in Morecambe right? That got burnt down?

    Talis
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I told you not to turn the k**b to 11!"

    A X
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They aren’t lying I mean

    #33

    British text message from a granny, mentioning £2 for an advent calendar, captioned as the sweetest text ever.

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    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    £2 will buy you the 4th of December. Granny knows no inflation.

    weatherwitch
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can get them for £2 if you look about 🤷🏻‍♀️

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    DadManBlues
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's esp. sweet if your're a man over 35 and currently in active service in the Middle East 🙂

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    #34

    British newspaper headline about Tupac lyrics mistaken for a carol at a Christmas service.

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    SueG
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the Simpsons' "In the Garden of Eden" by I. Ron Butterfly. Remember when we used to make out to this hymn?

    bernie bulk
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    great rapper, legend bloke...but...his eyes do look a touch suss

    Rich Black
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in britain, he's more popular than god. and the beatles . . .

    #35

    British five-pound note featuring Winston Churchill, with two people in a pub setting in the background.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I have nothing to offer you but blood, sweat, and beers."

    Moonie Pinkslip
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg it IS him. I KNEW that "conspiracy" was true! He's living with Elvis, right?

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    #36

    Two engraved padlocks on a metal fence displaying conflicting messages, possibly confusing to those unfamiliar with British humor.

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    Bookworm
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bolt cutters would also have solved your problem - just saying

    FreeTheUnicorn
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then we wouldn't know how it turned out!

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    bart simpson
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you read the dates correctly, the second lock comes from the future. The right way to write dates is yyyy-mm-dd. That means the second lock comes from next December.

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    #37

    Text message exchange about buying a steak bake at Greggs, contrasting world issues with a British snack.

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    UKDeek
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Steak Bake, a staple of the food outlet Greggs... https://www.greggs.co.uk/menu/product/steak-bake-1000514

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    Dusty's mom
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to Google steak bakes. They look absolutely addictive! Ummmmm!

    Mike F
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, they're looking mighty good.

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    Caroline Overill
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally I like the cheese and onion pasty

    bernie bulk
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wtf is a bake steak ???, christians being burnt alive ???, if so,im on the next plane

    Jnausicaa
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I gotta get to Gregg's. Not an easy thing to do if I'm in British Columbia. But I can make them at home. MMMMMMMMM. OISHII.

    A X
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah he’s feeling pretty bad about himself but who cares, I’ve got a STEAK BAKE

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    #38

    Graffiti on a billboard reads "Tommy Robinson has got b*m worms," showcasing British humor.

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    minnieslave0
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's where his brain is.

    bernie bulk
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well...he always has has fishing bait

    Fraxinus excelsior
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you think he's like he his because of his posh sounding real name?

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    #39

    Sign reading "This is a Morrissey-free workplace" with a crossed-out image, 30 days since last incident; British humor evident.

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    Paul C.
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heaven knows I'm miserable now.

    Bookworm
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was the incident?

    Beeps
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A double decker bus crashed into them.

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    #40

    Person on subway resembles Radiohead album cover on phone screen; a humorous scene highlighting British music culture.

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    Moonie Pinkslip
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who says crime doesn't pay? You could never have enough money to buy that shot. Had to be in prison. Priceless

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    #41

    Person walking in a busy London street, signing an autograph, highlighted in a tweet about meeting people in London.

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    michael reid
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The population of London is 8.866 million, and there are 86400 seconds in a day, which means you'd need to meet 103 people per second to do this, or about 10 milliseconds per person. Assuming everyone was in a straight line with half a metre of space each, you'd need to travel the line at 115mph, presumably with your hand outstretched to high five everyone at high speed.

    Paul Gerrard
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is she that chick that f#$ks a line of guys? Its possible she has met all the guys in a day. Except one whose mum made him go home

    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
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    10 months ago

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    Musically, I prefer her Dad.

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    #42

    "Comparison meme: parents buying a house; millennials struggling to afford Lurpak. British humor."

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    Richienotsorich
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe if you bought I Can't Believe It's Not Butter instead, you'd be able to afford to buy a £500k house.

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Norpak from Aldi is like £2. Lurpack is 5.99. Sometimes I goto Aldi just for this one product.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they have a Kerrygold rip off though?

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    #43

    British humor: A Smiths-themed Indian restaurant in Manchester with menu puns on Instagram.

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    Lazy Panda 2
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work in an office in Manchester. All the conference rooms were named after Manchester muscians. But of all the rooms they chose to double up as the prayer room, it was the Noel Gallagher room.

    Michael MacKinnon
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dropped into uncontrolled laughter at "Girlfriend in a Korma" there. I know it's really serious.

    Aud (she/they)
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They serve the food on Cemetery Plates

    bernie bulk
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hope they go broke...morrisey is the ultimate t****r

    Uncomfortable Panda
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had no idea that the Smiths were so polarizing

    Uncle Schmickle
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was once an Indian restaurant in Sydney called the " Birdie Num Num " ..... for all you Peter Sellers fans.

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's not on Wilmslow Road it's c**p.

    Seán Baron
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sackville Street, so it’s city centre.

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    #44

    Confusing British meme with Princess Diana quote and comical heart advice about toast.

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    RedMarbles
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A see there are a lot of commenters here who are much better than Princess Diana. I look forward to hearing about what positive impacts they have on the world some day!

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... unless your husband is the crown prince and your heart tells you to go f**k an Egyptian billionaire. In that case, at least invest in some body doubles and figure out what to say about why one kid looks like your husband and one kid is way more handsome and bears a striking resemblance to your *cough* *cough* riding instructor.

    Elwood Schwartz (it/that)
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    10 months ago

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    Unpopular opinion here, and I am prepared for the downvotes, but princess Diana was and is overrated.

    Apatheist Account2
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    10 months ago

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    Why was Diana like the Queen Mother? They both died at 101...

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    #45

    Man in a supermarket, wearing a brown coat and tie, standing beside vegetable displays. British humor caption says "Veggie Kray."

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I come 'ere for a proper shootout!

    Dudley2348
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you know my name? Oh, don't say you don't, please say you do, I am the last of the famous international playboys.

    bernie bulk
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i twisted that veggie into a pretzel

    Rebecca McManus
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to know his little brother, Charlie, heard him talking about shooting someone's legs before we were introduced, I was on best behaviour then.

    painttheyellowsubgreen
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks disturbingly like my grandfather. Who died. This is the second article BP has posted that has someone who looks like a dead family member. I actually texted my mom the about the first one.

    [>.<]/
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please google Kray brothers. If you then have any remaining questions, report back to us.

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    #46

    Game show contestant answers Mediterranean exile question, comedic mistake, British humor element.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The plural "islands" confuses me. Elba is in the Mediterranean, but St. Helena's definitely is not.

    Rich Black
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    be proud of your general certificate of secondary education. you worked hard for it.

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't we exile him to the US. He seems to have done quite well public speaking to the gullible. *caveat - 48% are not.

    #47

    Manchester news headline about teen's karate kick incident involving a 74-year-old and River Mersey.

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    Bookworm
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But not everyone's mistakes wind up in the paper sounding like an Onion bit.

    Oerff On Tour
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you can't say that he didn't show him any Mersey

    Kathy Sinclair
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope the 74-year-old man caught the ferry

    A X
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read this and gave a very loud nose exhale in front of my entire family.

    bernie bulk
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    everybody was kungfu fighting...those kids kicked grandpa's like lightning

    Rich Black
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    his parents may have made one . . .

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    #48

    Tesco bread label reading "Sheila's Brown Bread," with humorous text overlay "RIP Sheila," highlighting British humor.

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    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those wondering: "brown bread" = cockney rhyming slang for "dead".

    Notme
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I though it was the “hand-finished” we were laughing at, but this is even better!

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    Anyone-for-tea?
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, this one is good too! Poor Sheila!

    Jossh Nine
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She gave the second worst hand job I ever got.

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    Glix Drap
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She lived within hearing distance of Bow Bells.

    N G
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read with an Australian or hockney accent?

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    #49

    "British news post about tragic Lake District incident, with user comment expressing love for the location."

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, now we know not to visit the Lake District with Margaret.

    Dudley2348
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a mass grave somewhere.

    bernie bulk
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thankyou for the holiday tip madam thatcher

    #50

    Man in glasses and a scarf resembling Harry Potter on a British-themed Twitter post.

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    Panda Panda Bo Banda
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, he always looks like Harry Potter

    Karina
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but he will always be the Swiss army man in his heart.

    James Peek
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does a awesome job playing Weird AL

    #51

    Google search about Welsh language speakers, showing map of Wales and Welsh flag.

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it's true, it's spoken by over 500,000 people in Wales and that is above 5. Hear it every day, this town is around 45% Welsh speaking.

    Lexi
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear it here in Chester too, being just down the road from Wales. I love the sound of it, it makes me smile.

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    Hmmm hmmmm
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But not by uncle Bryn sadly

    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sais sy'n dysgu siarad Cymraeg dw i! Dw i'n caru hi.

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    #52

    Skeleton sitting on a British train seat, appearing humorous and out of place.

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    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have got caught on the District Line when the drivers went on strike (again).

    Seán Baron
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s on a Piccadilly train.

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    WubiDubi
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vindaloo on the Bakerloo is dehydrating.

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    #53

    British weather humor: three rainy scenes labeled UK in different seasons, with a sunny beach labeled UK during lockdown.

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    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UK whilst you are in Ibiza, Tenerife or Gibraltor (sic)

    Lace Neil
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. Some friends of mine went to Spain and caught the tail end of a storm, whereas back in England we enjoyed a heatwave.

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    Claudia Conway
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one talks about this enough, it was miraculously warm and dry from the start of April to the end of September during 2020 in the UK, which was outstanding timing

    #54

    Man looking concerned with expensive fish and chips, highlighting British humor.

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Lancashire and my local pub does fish and chips 2 for £11.50 and it's bloody lovely.

    Five Years
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A while back I stopped into a local place under new management and, from the menu, asked for the fish and chips. I knew it was going to be bad when the waitress asked " you want potato chips with that?" When the order came I swear they'd peeled the fish and fried up the skin, really. There was this thin black "filet" in between the breading. Even the dog looked askance when we opened up the go-box.

    #55

    British humor meme with UK flag suggesting to fry salmon, Japan flag declines humorously.

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    Jossh Nine
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like a frozen salmon filet that tastes fishy.

    Panda Panda Bo Banda
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ew I hope you don't make fish & chips with salmon 🤢

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am very happy to have gone from steamed to oven baked. Sushi is for Tuesday lunch.

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    #56

    A man dressed as Henry VIII, wearing a detailed historical costume and cap, embodying British historical theme.

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    Five Years
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could you Brits at least update to a Henry IX? This VIII-th business has gone on long enough.

    Liam Walsh
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm... We're a very long way of that - unless a lot of people get killed first. You'd have to see off Charles, William, George, Charlotte and Louis before we got to Henry (Harry). If we still have a monarchy by the time George staggers up to the throne - maybe he'll have a son and call him Henry!

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    #57

    Animated sewer London scene from Flushed Away, highlighting British humor with a Big Ben-like structure.

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    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Elizabeth Tower rinses.

    #59

    "BBC News headline about British homes with workers lifting straw construction materials."

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    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to Grand Designs, bottles, straw and tyres are all the rage.

    Karina
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Highly insulating, low cost, low weight/easy assembly by everyone, low in allergenics, dont burn, and gives life to an otherwise wasteproduct, so yes.

    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a pyromaniac I would have to agree.

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    #60

    A man featured in a news story headline by The Independent, discussing a personal fear.

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    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Gaza. Some people need more accountants so they have less wealth as cash.

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    #61

    British breakfast with two pastries, poached eggs, and sauce, labeled humorously as "Gregg’s Benedict."

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    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eggs Benedict should always be served on a hubcap, because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

    Verena
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks tasty. Where I am from, it looks as perfect boiled eggs on top of cheese, cheese&bacon or sausage pastys on top of little pancakes

    Simon Chen
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is that? I want it! 😋😋😋

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think that is the sausage, bean & cheese melt. Looks tasty.

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    Jossh Nine
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pillsbury crescent rolls or some s**t? I'd rather eat tuna KD with tomatoes

    Five Years
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...followed by a shot of insulin.

    KrazyChiMama
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just made me hungry! I don’t even like eggs Benedict but I love this puffed pastries reminds me of my grandmas steak pie! Yum! :))

    Dawn Marie
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put it before me and I will gladly help myself. Looks Yummy!!!

    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would win in a fight between Greggs and Gail's? Upvote for Greggs, down vote for Gail's.

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    #62

    Monkey wearing glasses and a shirt at a desk with text saying, "Monkeys will never type Shakespeare, study finds."

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    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If everything were infinite then surely they must.

    PFD
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The study "found" (debatable methodology but at these scales it's academic) that while infinity is, well, infinity, it would take orders of magnitude longer than the heat death of the universe.

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    Crissy Newbury
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well because that’s a chimpanzee.

    Five Years
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lazy monkeys is the problem. Or is it "Lazy Monkeys are the problem". English english can be so confusing.

    #63

    Man holding an "invisibility cloak" with a humorous listing underneath, highlighting British humor.

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    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Liar. The cloak wasn't invisible until someone put it on. It was clearly visible when Harry pulled it out of the wrapping paper.

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    #64

    British humor sign: "Due to a technical failure, mash potato is unavailable. Sorry for any inconvenience."

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Long as the Roasties are still available it's fine.

    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But are the roasties still on the menu?

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    #65

    NME headline about Snoop Dogg wanting to replace Gregg Wallace on MasterChef, featuring their photos.

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    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We would like you to make the perfect hash brownies. Snoop will be judging this challenge.

    Koalalover
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least Snoop dog treats women with more respect than Greg Wallace!

    meeeeeeeeeeee
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about not hiring people with strong links to Diddy?

    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are Monica and Marcos still judges?

    Moonie Pinkslip
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never watched it. I would if this happened :))

    Bookworm
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he's on everything else already, why not?

    #66

    A meme with a dam labeled "The Letter R," holding back water labeled "Googling Gary Oldman," above a town labeled "Straight Men."

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    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t get this one at all?

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is a real stretch, and a very lame attempt at humor.

    Jossh Nine
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah it's stretch for sure. Gary Coleman, for example.

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    Glix Drap
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent series. Suspect the next one might be the last.

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    #67

    British humor in a Twitter exchange about feminism with a candid response.

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    Jude Corrigan
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He asks Liam Gallagher if he is a feminist. Liam confirms he is and asks Ben if he is also. Ben asks Liam to guess. Liam responds that he hasn't got all day to guess some random persons views.

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    #68

    British bacon comparison: UK bacon vs. bacon worldwide; highlighting cultural differences in food presentation.

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    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because all our pigs actually look like the medieval paintings you see on the art history memes page.

    Brent Hollett
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Everywhere Else" is America. Just America. Bacon in the UK is the normal version.

    Jihana
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Austria our bacon looks like American bacon. A few weeks ago my father asked me to make a full English breakfast, so I bought everything. When he saw the English bacon he asked me what the hell that is.

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    Kira Okah
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can keep the streak bacon. Don't know why but every time I've had it, it's more like it's been dried? Like solid and you can snap it in half. Have I always just been given weird streak bacon?

    Brent Hollett
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans eat bacon like its Shake'n'Bake Jerky. They burn it to within an inch of its unlife, then pour honey on it to cover their mistake.

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    LeMurierBonjour
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back bacon vs dry overcooked streaky bacon? No contest!

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The UK has streaky, but who buys it?

    Ian Day
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I buy it once a year, at Christmas, make pigs in blankets, then use back bacon the rest of the year.

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    Jossh Nine
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    US bacon seems dried up and stale. *Insert innuendo

    Panda Panda Bo Banda
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The top looks like what we call "back bacon"

    Leigh
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    10 months ago

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    A girl
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cried softly at UK bacon. It has no crispy potential unless it gets cremated. Sausage and bacon were not cool. Beef and chicken dishes, chef's kiss.

    Mir Adwari
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you had a badly cooked breakfast. UK bacon includes streaky - it's a personal choice. As are the sausages.

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    #69

    C*****d phone screen showing humorous British text messages from Mum and Gaz.

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