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Conspiracy theories are still alive and well in the year of our lord 2024. 54% Americans, for example, believe that Lee Harvey Oswald did not definitely or probably did not act alone in the assassination of John F. Kennedy.

But there are some conspiracy theories so silly that it's hard to believe anyone would think they're true. One person recently asked online, "What’s the most absurd conspiracy theory you’ve ever heard?" And people had all sorts of answers, from the moon being a hologram to JFK's head just bursting open on its own. So don't hesitate and scroll away for some conspiracy entertainment!

#1

That a reality TV game show clown, who committed sexual assault and ran a fraudulent charity and a fraudulent university, and ripped off blue collar contractors, had a presidential election "stolen" from him.

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Tamra
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, but the madness goes deeper. Said reality show clown also gets convicted of dozens of felonies, and still is on track to potentially win the presidency. Beggars belief.

Dina
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's not going to win. But, he will claim voter fraud and stolen election again like a pouting child.

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Otto Katz
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My prediction is 3 days after he loses, he will file paperwork to run in the 2028 election. Mark my words. This way, he gets to fundraise and again steal all the money the rubes send in.

Kangaroo
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If he gets elected in 2028, he’ll be 82. That’s too old to run for president, he’s even said so himself!

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Panda Bear
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don’t insult clowns like that

Regina Holt
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is now number one. Post number two is having a temper tantrum because the vote was rigged.

DC
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd love to see the other works of this author. It sounds like almost unreal, but then again, it's so close to reality, that I wonder how their other works of fiction mght capture the same spirit, as it's a really narrow tightrope to walk on not to fall-off into unbelievability. Like, if they added too much details, like a hideous trademark haircut or a cheap catchphrase, then I'd have a problem believing it, even suspending doubts for the sake of the story would be sorta complicated then.

Linda Riebel
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not a conspiracy. We all saw it happen.

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    #2

    40 Of The Wildest Conspiracy Theories That People Have Ever Heard There is an underground group of billionaires controlling the world

    Buddy, there's already an above ground group of billionaires controlling the world.

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    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My theory is that there's a trillionaire somewhere ruling everything.

    Spidercat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vladimir Putin is likely the actual richest individual person currently alive on Earth but it's virtually impossible to put a number on it. Even the CIA, MI6 and UN aren't entirely sure.

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    Miki
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not ridiculous :| that's a fact.

    Terran
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always love this idea. Of course buddy, there are more rich and powerful people than ever before on this planet, yet suddenly they all manage to get along flawlessly and aren't hating each other's guts. You get the feeling that they are in control and aligned, because there is indeed something they share: a common class interest to stay rich and become richer. Roch people simply have more class consciousness than working class people.

    Pollywog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about Bohemian Grove? They even had a Manhattan Project meeting there. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bohemian_Grove

    ZestyBison
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't underestimate your role in society. Every little bit counts. Your money can make a statement as well.

    Dina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😲😳🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    #3

    The profits will trickle down.

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    Annik Perrot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the biggest, nuttiest one!

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well the idea came from the Reagan and Thatcher era, and they both went doolally tat.

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if trickle down theory worked, why should the worker class only deserve a trickle of the wealth? After all, the workers are the ones doing all the labor while management plays golf.

    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like socialism to me. And yes, I'm all for it. We need some socialism

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Still waiting . . . . . . .

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It trickled out as Reagan began sending jobs to China, and Mexico.

    Kevin Hickey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, let's give rich people more money and maybe they'll let us work for them to get it back!!

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The profits trickle down into the pockets of the rich.

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "oh yeah,,, when the rich folks get more money they'll suddenly want to share it"

    Leigh James
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trickle down economics is merely the wealthy pissing on the poor and working classes.

    eMp Tee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing that trickles down is the blood of the poor, homeless and starving.

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    #4

    40 Of The Wildest Conspiracy Theories That People Have Ever Heard Last year when the Chinese lunar rover saw that strange square rock out in the distance, I heard some people claim that it was the stage they used to fake the moon landings. On the moon…

    Yeah, it turned out to be just a rock.

    Bicentennial_Douche , Pixabay / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

    Manana Man
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the easiest way to fake the moon landing is to go to the moon? Wait a second...

    Jorge Gonzalez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem is the director they hired to fake the moon landing wan given unlimited budget and insisted on filming in location

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    Virgil Blue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They hired Stanley Kubric to film the fake landing, but because he's a perfectionist he filmed it on location.

    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "There's nothing out there. No aliens, no Zargon warships - just you, me, the Cat, and a lot of floatin' smeggin' rocks!"

    Kalikima
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Upvote for Red Dwarf reference!

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    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are making the bold assumption that the Chinese didn't fake their moon landing in the same place on Earth as NASA faked theirs. What was especially good about the NASA one was all the CGI they used. /s

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two of my favourite: USA never landed on Moons, it's all fake. There are secret lunar military bases.

    Thiago Gonsalves
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please let these people pet alligators

    Julie S
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you fake the moon landings on the moon that is ridiculous. It was done in a studio in Hollywood.

    Gandalf the Pink
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What might look like a hill in the background of this Apollo 15 photo, is actually the mountain Mons Hadley, which with its 4.5 kilometer peak lies somewhere between Mount Rainer in Washington, USA and Mont Blanc, the highest mountain of the Alps! It is absolutely enormous and I always thought it was just a hill. Blew my mind when I learned that. Must have been an expensibe movie set piece...

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    #5

    40 Of The Wildest Conspiracy Theories That People Have Ever Heard Flat earthers. I don't think they actually believe, I think they are all just trolling us.

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    The Phantom Stranger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best argument I've ever heard to refute this nonsense: If the world were flat, cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now.

    Spidercat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course the Earth is flat. How else would it stay on the turtle?

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    StrangeOne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's basically a cult. They don't really believe it but apparently the admissions gain free access to perks.

    third molar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably a recruitment ground to select the most gullible for nefarious conspiracies

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    Wilma Eykelhof
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They marketed one of their conventions as a "global" event. I died

    Kira Okah
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was photoshop: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/flat-earth-society-facebook/

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    Dina
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't any of these flat earth nuts point out the edge to the rest of us?

    Kangaroo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember them trying to do some experiment with lasers or something once to disprove the curvature of the earth. They accidentally proved that the earth is round and never talked about it again 😂 like ostriches with their heads in the sand. you can find it on YouTube

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    Terran
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having spent a lot of time getting to know flerfer ideas, I can assure, most of them are in fact not trolling us.

    LSD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do flat earthers believe that other planets are flat too, or just earth?

    Performingyak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, I know a couple and they definitely believe it.

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked in many a psychiatric facility and I never once met someone who believed the earth was flat. It is amazing to me that people can "out crazy" people in psychiatric facilities.

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    Pieter LeGrande
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course it's flat. For millions of years there were huge dinosaurs stomping all over it. Stands to reason it would be flattened.

    marianne eliza
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those sad people just want to belong to some group. I guess there's a slot for every peg.

    Edgar Rops
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Founders certainly don't (didn't, in case they passed) believe it, many are there for laughs, the remaining ones probably have certifiable mental health issues.

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    #6

    40 Of The Wildest Conspiracy Theories That People Have Ever Heard The Covid lockdowns were there to replace the birds with bird-like drones.

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    Manana Man
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the purpose of the bird-like drones is to be caught by cats and brought into your house so they can see what you look like from your kitchen floor.

    Nicky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Birds are Real movement is a satirical conspiracy theory cosplay movement- its intended as satire and is brilliant, esp. when they crash MAGA events. When people claim the election was stolen, BAR members with signs take photos next to them to discredit the Trumpers.

    Catpawsarethebest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No matter the reason I could do another round. Too many people where I live. Miss the times when there were only a few people in the supermarket and out and about!

    Richard Graham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birds_Aren%27t_Real

    Uncommon Sense
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So THAT'S why the sparrows in my garden now sound more like lawn mowers. Ah, mystery solved!

    Piwakawaka
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They recharge by sitting on the power lines!

    Karina
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe this is what anonymous has been up too, planting spy-birds among rich and incorrigibe 😆👥️👀

    ZuriLovesYou
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna get a headache from all the eye-rolling I'm about to do.

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    #7

    Pizzagate. Never would have thought that anyone would fall for it. But damn, right wingers are stupid.

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    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The claim was that a group of wealthy liberal politicians, celebrities, business people - all the left-wing boogeymen that give the right-wingers nightmares - were running a child trafficking ring out of the basement of a pizza restaurant in Washington, DC. The fact that the restaurant in question doesn't even have a basement didn't seem to matter to the theorists.

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    UselessKnowledgeFont
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As PeeWee Herman asked "Where's the basement? "

    Carman Davis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know we right-wingers thought you lefties were stupid in believing something like this. Just goes to show neither one of us are correct and that we don't know squat about each other

    Bartlet for world domination
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Lefties" didn't believe in Pizzagate. And you're right, you don't know anything.

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    LynzCatastrophe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one was the most hysterical to me. I went down the rabbit hole with this one because I was genuinely curious, and it read like fiction, straight from a textbook about conspiracy theories. Almost like an experiment. I couldn't believe anyone eould actually... well... believe it. And yet, people did! I don't think it's just stupidity, I think people don't want to accept that the world is more black and white than they think. And some people need to stop watching TV.

    BarkingSquirell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's pizzagate? Pardon my ignorance.

    Ian Reynolds
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this was about the Manchester United and Arsenal incident in October 2004. How wrong I was reading the comments!.

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    #8

    Back in the 1920s Al Smith ran for president. It was notable because he was the first candidate to run who was Catholic. During that time a picture of him during the opening of the Holland Tunnel in New York made the rounds in newspapers around the country.

    So what did anti-Catholic nutjobs believe? They believed that he was going to build a tunnel from New York to the Vatican in order to take direct orders from the Pope. Not a metaphorical tunnel where the pope would have his ears, but a *literal* tunnel that one could walk or presumably take a train or something to have direct communication with the pope. An actual tunnel from New York, under the Atlantic, to mainland Europe, all the way to Rome.

    Dumbass, absurd conspiracy theories are nothing new.

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    CanadianDimes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they would have too but were thwarted by the mid Atlantic ridge. It’s only recently we’ve developed the technology to tunnel beneath it, so you’ve got to watch out for future Catholic presidents

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, excuse me, but um, you could make international telephone calls in the 1920s...

    Christina Dutta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recall a certain amount of anxiety about JFK being president because he was Catholic.

    Tesla Sulu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    President Kennedy was a Catholic

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a not so serious rumor that, after Smith lost the election, he sent the pope a one-word telegram - "Unpack".

    Panda Bear
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The in fighting between catholics and christians is so weird

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh...so what you're saying is some protestant folks are nutty? Have you ever been to an Assembly of God church service? THAT would remove ALL doubt.

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    #9

    The 100% female, Chinese army, who have never been nerfed by blue light, that are biding their time in underground bunkers in the mountains of China.

    According to my neighbor, the one child policy was introduced as a way for China to secretly build up an army of specially trained soldiers. There was never a mass killing of baby girls. They were all sent to underground facilities where they would spend their entire lives being trained in combat and espionage. They will only reveal themselves when China decides to attack the US mainland.

    Also! China adds the harmful blue light to the electronics they ship around the world in order to cripple the military might of other countries by wreaking havoc on their sleep cycles. Prolonged sleep deprivation in a large population can cause widespread mental illness and behavioral problems that will follow any service person into their military career. China doesn't give their lady-soldiers any electronics with blue light, so they stay in perfect sync with their circadian rhythm and avoid the mental illnesses and behavioral problems that currently affect much of today's youth.

    When I asked why China only wanted women super soldiers, he said that the final stage in their plan for world domination was forced repopulation (because obviously the war would tank the US population) with Chinese genes. By having each female soldier get pregnant with a surviving US man's child, those children would have dual citizenship, and if enough US citizens had Chinese citizenship then they would control the US no matter what the end result of the war was.

    Gotta love crazy neighbors 🤪

    Edit: My inbox is full of people telling me this is all fetish stuff, but I truly believe my neighbor is too scared to be horny. Unless he's rocking a fear-ection along with his tin foil hat, this is all just crazy doing as crazy does.

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    Manana Man
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's got to be an easier way to get dual citizenship.

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there's an army of perfect Chinese women who want to get pregnant, where is that, and how can I help?

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    Catpawsarethebest
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I wouldnt put it past China to keep women underground and hidden... but probably not for the reasons listed above.

    Duncan McCann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I wanted was some prawn crackers.

    Dread Pirate Roberts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That edit to top it off made me lol 😂 definitely a lot wrong with OP's neighbor. How tf did they even come up with a theory that off the wall?

    Pieter LeGrande
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having spent the COVID lockdown cooped up with wife and three daughtets, I simply cannot conceive several million female killing machines living in underground bunkers for decades.

    Strings
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real problem with any "China attacks CONUS" scenario is force projection: they really have no way of getting troops here. UNLESS they were to fill shipping containers with people and equipment, which is possible (but a logistic and tactical nightmare)

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These soldiers are part of Division K, as in K-Mart, because they are the blue light special forces.

    Dina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An army of all women? Ooooo, I pity any who cross their paths!

    Stephanie Barr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Circadian rhythm unnuked in UNDERGROUND bunkers? But I can beat that. Had a troll who was a history teacher tell me that China was buying up so much because they were coming here to take all our water. That's right, they were going to cross THE PACIFIC OCEAN to take all our water.

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    #10

    40 Of The Wildest Conspiracy Theories That People Have Ever Heard Finland Isn’t Real.

    A high school kid made it up as a joke, and a whole lot of people took him seriously.

    Jaustinduke , Baptiste Valthier / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

    Lisa Kathrin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm currently in Finland, can confirm we're just floating in a boundless void

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, you just live in Sweden but don't know it. I think that is what the joke said.

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    Trillian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That can work really well. Just ask the people of Bielefeld.

    sturmwesen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean..Bielefeld is fake, too

    Kristiina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So where have I been most of my life? Narnia?

    xolitaire
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, OH! Germany has one like that. Google "Bielefeld conspiracy"

    The Scout
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course Bielefeld DOES exist!!! Bielefeld is where the Illuminati are hiding the access to Atlantis and the Hollow Earth!

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    Allen Beloe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course it real, Where else would Whales and Dolphins go on vacation?

    Legendbird
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean. Finland has about .9% of the world population. Even the best surveys are ≈1% accurate. This means there's a less than 50% chance Finland doesn't exist.

    Joey Jo Jo Shabadoo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your mountains so lofty... Your treetops so tall... Finland Finland Finland... Finland has it all

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    #11

    40 Of The Wildest Conspiracy Theories That People Have Ever Heard Nearly all celebrities are transgender. "Transvestigators" pore over pictures and videos of famous people, pointing out how "she has a strong jawline" or "he has feminine body language". Apparently, the whole world is controlled by a secret trans cult, and if you want to become famous, you need to transition.

    mireille_galois , Dean Shim / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww man, who's been spilling our secrets again?

    featherytoad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember people claiming Michelle Obama was actually a man.

    Ariom Dahl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are still idiots online claiming she's a man.

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    Strahd Ivarius
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Trump of TV fame is transgender???

    Dina
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    1 year ago

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    Batwench
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not related really, but I am loving they eye make up in the picture on the left hand side.

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    #12

    That a plucky group of oil executives and politicians are the only thing that stands between us and the ravages of evil climate scientists.

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    geezeronthehill
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to be told that the oil executives were suppressing the "one hundred miles per gallon carburetor '. Turns out they knew about the affect of carbon dioxide on the climate and spent a boatload of money fighting the science.

    Kangaroo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “The climate naturally changes over time, this is normal!” /s 😂

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    Steve Hall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plunky groups and evil scientists, Saturday morning cartoon marathon.

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    #13

    40 Of The Wildest Conspiracy Theories That People Have Ever Heard I'm swinging between two.

    CT-A: Western dairy manufacturers put pigs milk in cheese to prevent Muslims from going to heaven after they die. This is absurd because pigs are super hard to milk; their milk isn't a whole lot per pig; it lasts hours, not days; and their milk tastes like hot tar smells.

    Edit: Yes, the taste is first hand. I asked once as a kid (Farmer relatives.) and I was fed a teaspoon of fresh pigs milk. Milk of magnesia tastes better. Yuck.

    CT-B: Nuclear weapons doesn't exist. Self-explanatory.

    The_Pastmaster , Pixabay / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

    Manbug Franknbeans
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reasons listed are NOT what make this absurd 🤣

    geezeronthehill
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone wants to try to milk a sow, I'll hold their beer.

    Papa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd buy a ticket to watch that show, and BUY you a beer.

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    Jacob B.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not Muslim, but I had family members actually believe they purposely used pork enzymes to make cheese. I told them it was the stupidest thing I ever heard and I'm going to continue eating cheese. Later they finally admitted that they found out it was a hoax, however, the companies who made cheese would do something like that. Told them, you expect me to believe they would purposely add a costly ingredient when it already occurs naturally? They said yes. Number of reasons why I walked away from extremist religious views. But this one really sealed it for me.

    LJ North
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a really cute photo of a pig though.

    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not to mention in the US, USDA strict milk regulations, and the EU has similar

    Strings
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There were rumors of Mossad agents dipping bullets in pigs' blood, to deny Paradise to Muslim targets. So... maybe that's hiw some believe it works?

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pig milk would not be necessary. Bacon drippings would accomplish the same thing and are certainly plentiful.

    Dina
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    #14

    40 Of The Wildest Conspiracy Theories That People Have Ever Heard Contrails in the sky are a chemicals that makes you gay.

    Mitchie-San , Chait Goli/ pexels (not the actual photo) Report

    Duncan McCann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must have spent months frolicking through contrails (gaily of course).

    BeesEelsAndPups
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If frolicking is gay, straight people go gallivanting. And asexual folks just stroll. If you're super gay though you promenade.

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    xolitaire
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok I've never heard the "gay" thing before, I only knew the "chemicals bad" one

    Lost Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife thinks they make them intentionally to find out if it will rain or not the next day

    Virgil Blue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a logic to that. If the air is dry you get less trails so probably no rain. It's hardly scientific, but it's at least slightly true.

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    Batwench
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But surely they would be multi coloured like a rainbow?

    Gunnar Strandt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't work🤷‍♂️, I still love women

    Jan Rosier
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or sick and it's a big pharma thing, or really obediant and complient, which is a government control thing, or....

    LynzCatastrophe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My (former) father-in-law is a big believer of this one. I went to a special place in my head when he spoke.

    Steve Hall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't make you gay, they make you vote for (insert political party here).

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    #15

    JFK and/or JFK Jr are alive and are going to show up in Dealy Plaza to help Trump in his quest to save America.

    First off, they're not alive. Even if JFK faked his death he would be like 110 by now. Second off, if they were going to show up it sure as hell wouldn't be in the exact location that Sr's head got blown off. Finally, they were both liberal Democrats, so the last person they would be helping would be Trump.

    HoopOnPoop Report

    Tamra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Trump supporters are willing to believe he's fit for the presidency, they'll believe anything.

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention that they’d be too busy kicking their nephew’s/cousin’s a*s for aligning with Von ShitzinPants. They’d also call RFK Sr over to join in kicking his son’s—and namesake’s—-a*s into next year.

    John morrison
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

    LynzCatastrophe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When this one first started making the rounds years ago I kept wondering: ok guys, what are you hoping for at this point? How could all of you be so far gone that you'd not only believe something like this, but create it in the first place? And save America? From what?

    Dina
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    JFK would be 107 years old. That would freak a few people out if he popped up out of the blue.

    #16

    40 Of The Wildest Conspiracy Theories That People Have Ever Heard The moon is a hologram because the real moon was blown up by nukes (possibly by Nazis?) and we would apparently just all go insane if we looked up at the sky and didn’t see a moon so they had to make a fake one.

    badgersprite , Alex Andrews / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

    Coral
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because tides are not a thing....

    Diolla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah... Tides are caused by wobbly spinning of the Flat Earth disc.

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    Beak Hookage
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Werewolf: "MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE!"

    The Phantom Stranger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually read a novel about this premise once--I almost want to say it was a Star Trek novel but it's been a while so I can't remember for sure. Also might be getting the details wrong, but the basic plot was that the good guys come across a primitive world where the bad guys are mining the moon for resources, destabilizing it enough that the moon is destroyed. Realizing the primitives on the planet below are moon worshipers whose society will descend into chaos if the moon is suddenly gone, the good guys basically put up a giant theater flat of the moon in its place, so that nothing will seem amiss. They even equip it will gravity generators so it won't affect the planet's orbit or the tides. When one of the ship's officers questions the effectiveness of such a plan ( which makes me think it might have been Kirk or Janeway), the captain replies with something along the lines of "Hopefully by the time they discover space travel, we'll come up with a better explanation."

    Sinister Murder
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought we went lunatic, because there is a moon.

    Manbug Franknbeans
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well the moon isn’t there most of the time I look up and I haven’t gone insane soooo

    ZestyBison
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why couldn't we live without the moon being visible. I understand that the moon has an impact on our environment, but the aesthetics alone, why would that cause madness.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Einstein once said he didn't believe in quantum theory, because he believed that the moon was there even if he weren't looking at it.

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    #17

    There's one that's prevalent in the Middle East about Prince William. The theory is that, the Church of England was involved in the death of Princess Diana.

    How does this work? Well, the theory is that Diana was about to marry Dodi al Fayed and to do so, would have to become a Muslim. This would mean that Prince William would have to become a Muslim (according to the theory, not according to reality) and then the whole of the UK would be forced to convert to Islam.

    It's completely ridiculous, but in some parts of the Middle East it's taken as fact.

    Scotsgit73 Report

    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only in poor simply minded controlled states where they believe in absolute power. Everyone in the UK, apart from s**t eating politicians, would be telling them to f**k right off. I don't know a single person who is a church goer.

    Kangaroo
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh. I’m Canadian but you just made me realize, I don’t know anyone who’s a church-goer either (they’re not really my kind of people lol, I’m too excited by science and too fascinated by math and the way the universe works)

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    Spencer's slave no longer
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would anyone in the Middle East think this? Dodi al Fayed wasn't Middle Eastern, he was Egyptian. From Egypt, in Africa. *edit for spelling.

    Diolla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Utter BS, can't believe Muslims believe this. For starters: you don't need to convert to Islam if you are Christian and marry a Muslim man. Source: I (non-Muslim woman) was married to a Muslim for 10 years.

    Joey Jo Jo Shabadoo
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And even if she did, why would Prince William convert? And if he did, he wouldnt be allowed to be king (Anglicans only). And even if the Act of Setllement 1701 was repealed, and King William converted, why would the UK then have to be Muslim?! Only 15% of the population are Anglican with an Anglican king now. Just so stupid in so many stupid ways.

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    DramaDoc
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok. So let me get this straight: Diana was killed because she was a descendant of Jesus--perhaps the most famous Jew--but was on the verge of converting to Islam and was therefore assassinated by the CoE, which is an off-shoot of Catholicism, invented because Henry VIII wanted to get divorced. That's three major world religions covered... LOL

    Nikole
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs aliens though, or maybe time travel.

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    KYLE
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well good thing these days there's absolutely NO danger in England EVER being taken over by Muslims.

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If all the people in the UK became Muslims, I'm sure that would take Islam just as seriously then as they take the Church of England now.

    Nicole Weymann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should certainly hope so. Unfortunately people who convert (VOLUNTARILY!) are usually extra strict in their beliefs, and particularly eager to "save" others, too.

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    TaSim
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's also the belief by some that the Royals are descended from the Prophet Muhammad via Princess Zaida of Seville (who later converted to christianity). It's all a bit vague and maybe it's true. A bit like how if you are european you are descended from Charlamange or how 16 million men are descendants of Ghenghis Khan.

    Joe Reaves
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The monarch is required to be 'in communion with the Church of England'

    Roxy222uk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it Muslims in the Middle East that believe this?

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    #18

    40 Of The Wildest Conspiracy Theories That People Have Ever Heard That light bulbs don't emits light but are "Dark suckers" instead.

    Kartoon67 , Emmet / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

    Frank
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course this one is true: when a lamp is new, it's transparent. When it's old it gets some black spots and finally it becomes black when it's capacity to absorb dark is exhausted. I never heard this as a conspiracy theory, but as a standard joke in physics and engineering. Of course it does not work with LED lights anymore, but the old filament light bulbs (surely the opaque ones) "proved" this, as well as the fluorescent tubes (where the ends gradually gave less and less light). It's twin brother is that machines and electronics work by smoke and when the smoke comes out, they thus stop working. In fact it's more than a joke, but a hint that more than one explanations seems possible and the obvious one might be wrong. Think about "centrifugal force". Or the earth at the center of the universe.

    Remi (He/Him)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard of the magic blue smoke in the machines, but this one is new and sounds like a fun thought experiment

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    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am curious, as I've not heard this one before. Is this just people with psychiatric issues?

    Virgil Blue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only legit place this could be a thing is on Terry Pratchetts Discworld.

    Not-a-Clue (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Light isn't that fast. Darkness must be faster than light, because it is already there by the time the light reaches it. Perfect sense!

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    Penny Hernandez
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandson and I said this 40 years ago, just to pull his very literal and science-minded sister's (who was 8 or so at the time) chain. Then we added that bridges had rails along the outside edges to keep gravity from getting up on the road and dragging cars off. We were bad. (She later said that it really got her thinking why what we said was wrong.)

    Woundwort42
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone was trying to explain this to me at a party in the mid 90s, he was serious, and a little emo 😹

    eMp Tee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a light bulb emits photons when turned on, it is logical that when turned off, it absorbs photons. PROVE ME WRONG!!

    LynzCatastrophe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I felt myself losing braincells just by reading this.

    keyboardtek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just watch the series "The Expanse". The future apparently has no light bulb bright enough to illuminate the complete inside of a spacecraft or space colony. There are only the LED panel displays available to light the room. It must be all that space sucking the light out of the space crafts.

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    #19

    40 Of The Wildest Conspiracy Theories That People Have Ever Heard There were no gunmen in Dallas. JFK's head just did that. It's called the "no bullet theory".

    Greghole , History in HD / unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

    Alicia M
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's crazy that JFK still has more brains than RFK Jr.

    Kangaroo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey RFK jr has that brain worm 😂 left him with very little in the dome

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    Dina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. It's true. People heads are always spontaneously combusting around me. Soo messy.

    Captive
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK stopped reading here. These are no conspiracy theories, they are straight r******d

    Fabian Bernard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ''Yeah, Tom Jones was seen singing there, just like in ''Mars Attacks'' ''

    Menacing Duck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mr president, I heard a rumor that the back of your head was about to explode."

    Theora Fifty-five Johnson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is something called exploding head syndrome. Not like this, but, kinda wack.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *jumps on the counter* That will make the soft can-opener's head explode.

    Too lazy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be a weird genetic condition

    Regina Holt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it is true, Lee Harvey Oswald was framed?

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    #20

    Someone mentioned Paul McCartney, but only in passing.

    The "Paul is Dead" conspiracy suggests Paul died in 1966 and was replaced with a lookalike/soundalike/write-alike because The Beatles were too famous to shut down, but meanwhile they drop hints into future songs to let 'real fans' know something isn't right.

    Aside from it being ridiculous on its face, I will point out all the stuff Paul McCartney has done since 1966 means if he was replaced with a doppleganger, that doppleganger is now much, much more accomplished than Paul ever was, so maybe it's a good thing he was waiting anonymously in the wings to replace one half of the Lennon-McCartney songwriting duo without a hiccough or word of protest from the other Beatles, two of whom would have been only too delighted to get more solo songwriting credit if Paul was no longer able to contribute instead of being the workaholic of the group.

    faceintheblue Report

    Manana Man
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the time, and for a brief period of time a lot of people believed it. The Beatles made fun of the whole thing.

    Richard Graham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a teenager in 1966. I remember my older sister crying her eyes out - for days - on the rumor that Paul is dead. (If you play "Revolution Number 9" backwards - which you could do with an LP - you hear John say "Turn me on dead man". I remember my sister doing this over and over and over. I think she ruined the stylus.)

    Christos Arvanitis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a young kid when this was out there. I even bought a magazine about it, complete with photographic analysis to "prove" that this was a fake Paul. Crossing Abbey Road barefoot, playing a track backwards (i did that on my phonograph) said "turn me on dead man", etc. I was all in. I was also just 8 years old!

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The replacement was supposedly named Billy Shears, as in "I'd like to introduce to you the one and only Billy Shears - and Sgt Pepper's Loney Hearts Club Band."

    The Scout
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cues were more than ridiculous. Some people believed they heard the words "I buried Paul" in the end of the recording of "Strawberry Fields" - the Beatles have long since clarified the mumbled word in question was indeed "cranberry sauce". Which is by far the least strange part of this song...

    Gandalf the Pink
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "waiting anonymously in the wings" Hehe I see what you did there

    BarkingSquirell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but your post was not written well enough to make any sense.

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    #21

    My grandma told me recently that I shouldn’t be giving my daughter M&Ms after posting a cute video of her enjoying them.

    See my grandma turned into a q anoner and shes convinced that the democrats are actually demons and that they are going to activate nano bots in ( M&M )to stop everyones hearts using the 5g network.

    She even puts her stuff in a special bag to block signals when she is meeting with her nutjub friends.

    So ya, thats all I got for now. I love my grandma and trying to help her see reason.

    Advanced_Humanoid Report

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your gran needs medical help.

    Luke Branwen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right now I'm reading a random German sci-fi thriller whose plot is exactly this. Maybe the gran has read it and got her facts mixed.

    Kelly Scott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it about Grandmas anyhow? Mine used to believe everything she read in The National Enquirer. She'd bring those with her on a visit and then read them aloud to us.

    Nicole Weymann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To paraphrase Terry Pratchett: "They wouldn't be allowed to print it if it wasn't true!" (which, in case that wasn't clear, is absolute bull$it, bat$hit, and a number of other $hits, too)

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    PFD
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why on earth would they do that using M&Ms where there's a perfectly good covid vaccine for it?

    Elchinero
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would someone "love" an insane person because of DNA?

    M HOmero
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    M&M’s, melts in your mind , not in your hand!

    Lilybdcsa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about the ones with nuts in them?

    The Phantom Stranger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she shouldn't be giving her daughter M&M's because some children are hyper sensitive to food dyes, but I think the part about government mind control though Wi-fi might be a little off the mark.

    Nicole Weymann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "a little off the mark": my, you ARE generous! They'd be closer TO the mark if they aimed for their carpet and shattered the neighbour's skylight.

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    #22

    40 Of The Wildest Conspiracy Theories That People Have Ever Heard Skittles and M&Ms were secretly created by Big Pharma to condition kids to the idea of associating pill-shaped candies as delicious, so they are subconsciously predisposed to being addicted to pills as an adult.

    FloridaManZeroPlan , Robert Anasch / unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

    StrangeOne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That really is far-fetched. Everyone knows pills taste disgusting. It would be more plausible to believe banana amoxicillin made kids crave banana flavoured anything to boost the sale of banana flavoured stuff.

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even that wouldn't work - I still can't bear cherry flavour after a childhood course of Terramycin

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    Joshua David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My opiate pill addiction started in 2007 with my wisdom teeth where the dentist would keep repeatedly filling my quickly empty bottles of vicodin. I was lucky to have been able to move across country and start a new life away from my triggers. Clean since 2009.

    The Phantom Stranger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Reese's Pieces were created to make us believe that aliens are just friendly lost travelers who aren't actually going to destroy our civilization.

    LynzCatastrophe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't a fan of either of those as a kid, so find another reason to explain my addiction as an adult.

    Stannous Flouride
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't that why Pac-Man was created? To get kids used to walking around swallowing little round things while listening to techno music.

    Steve Hall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never been prescribed a pretty pill.

    Ashlie Benson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would actually be impressed if that were true. It would mean there's some real brains at big pharma.

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    #23

    40 Of The Wildest Conspiracy Theories That People Have Ever Heard Reptiles. A local newspaper went as far as pointing out features you can use to recognize them and according to said features, I am a lizard too.


    EDIT: Reptilians! I meant reptilians. Still am a lizard apparently, though.

    cedrella_black , anon / reddit (not the actual photo) Report

    Jill Rhodry
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno - I think a lot of people are ruled by their lizards brains instead of their rational one🤷🏻‍♀️

    BeesEelsAndPups
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of men are also ruled by their lizards. Especially between the ages of 16 and 98. Speaking as a man myself.

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    The Phantom Stranger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, there was actually a whole documentary series about this back in the 80's. I think it was called "V"...

    Rayne OfSalt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember that show! It scared the hell out of me as a kid!

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    Joshua David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch the original and the revival of the tv show "V"

    CalamityOne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine how good the effects would have been on the original series with *actual* lizard people...

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    Zelda McLink
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that this is a screengrab from the Today Show in Australia. Karl would be laughing himself stupid at this.

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As indeed he did -> https://www.9news.com.au/world/conspiracy-theorist-david-icke-clashes-with-today-show-hosts-over-aliens-and-the-moon/3c5c44b9-6603-46f5-a48a-d6455bff74ce

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    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a reptile! I have my space heater, my plants, ny antidepressant sun lamp, my air purifier, my humidifier, my enrichment activities. I transformed my house into a large terrarium!

    LSD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think anyone would bat an eyelid if Trump turned out to be a reptilian.

    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cousin believes this theory. I once’s asked him how lizard people came into existence. Like, are they a lab created hybrid or did humans and lizards mate at some point? Cousin looked at me in bewilderment and said, “You think lizards and humans mated? That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.” I’ve heard dumber, lizard boy.

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know about lizzards but I have met a lot of snakes in the grass.

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe people actually believe this shìt.

    Hmmm hmmmm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ribbit! Destroy poster ! Ribbit

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    #24

    40 Of The Wildest Conspiracy Theories That People Have Ever Heard That Princess Diana was murdered because she was a descendant of Jesus.

    yeahnoyeah03 , Provincial Archives of Alberta / unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are actually getting funnier and funnier. I haven't heard quite a few of these.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it didn't work because that means William and Harry are descendants of Jesus, not to mention their sprogs

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've not heard that one, wow. Several strange Diana conspiracies, bt descendant of Jesus, nope.

    Margaret Shannon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clarification: The Spencer family are descended from the Merovingians of France. The Merovingians supposedly are descended from Jesus and Mary Magdalen. Nonsense of course. Jesus' wife was Rebecca.

    Kelly Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a lovely horse in the picture.

    geezeronthehill
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many children did Yeshua father? I can't find that in my King James translation.

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how did they arrive at that conclusion?

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    #25

    A coworker was convinced that the Covid vaccine was used to “herd the sheep” and kill the “demoncrats”. Everyone who had the vaccine was going to die according to him, so I let him know that if that happened the country would collapse. There wouldn’t be enough people to run water plants, electric plants, etc. he then told me they have people on stand by to replace that idiots who took the vaccine. I asked him where the 200 million people were at that were replacing the 200 million that were gonna die. And he looked at me like I was the idiot.

    Dyskusten91 Report

    Slapdash1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But everyone who had the vaccine IS going to die. Mortality rate for humans is 100% (well, minus one if you believe in Jesus)

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No doubt it was the underground Chinese virgin army....

    Donna Peluda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea, I had both Moderna and Pfizer and yes, I'm dead. In have a acquaintance who bought into the anti vax theories. He caught covid in 2022 at first he was OK but after a week ended up in hospital for 2 months, Lung damage, still can't work. He's still convinced that it wasn't covid, the doctors say it was covid because they get paid but he government to say so, and that they tried to kill him because he "knows the truth"

    Kangaroo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear Covid denialists have the worst case of “main character syndrome” ever 😂

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    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still freaking mad I didn't get magnetic of 5G wifi superpowers from the covid vaxx. Damn anti-vaxxers lied to me. I even bought purple and red spandex and a cape in preparation to become a supervillain!

    Kangaroo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! I was actually so ready to have free wifi everywhere I went, kind of POd that they lied to me. I’m not even magnetic!

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    Juris Macto
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Math is very hard for right wingers. I blame home schooling

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny that, in reality, more purposely unvaccinated republicans died from COVID than vaccinated Democrats. So Von ShitzinPants’ own mismanagement of the response to the pandemic actually killed more than twice as many of his own constituents than his opponent’s.

    Irisa Kennedy
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then 200 million robots became real.

    Farnzy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DEMONCRATS NEW BAND NAME I CALL IT!

    Skip62
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The vaccinated were supposed to die during the last eclipse. I never did hear what went wrong with that plan. Or maybe I did actually die and just don't know it yet.🤔

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    #26

    Anything that starts with "the jews...".

    bCollinsHazel Report

    Luke Branwen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    99,9% of conspiracy theories are more or less hidden antisemitism.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would that include the theory you just proposed?

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    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The jews are jewish. How about that, eh?

    Breadcrumb.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Jewish bread..challah, bagels etc.

    DramaDoc
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MTG's "Jewish space lasers" had me singing "Jews in Space" from History of the World, Part I (Mel Brooks) for like, a week. LOL

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean they think we run the world in some sort of conspiracy theory, but you cant even get 3 of us to agree on anything. I mean famously Levi Eshkol visited LBJ at the White House in 1964 and they talked about politics, and LBJ asked him why he was having so much trouble passing certain policies, he told LBJ "you are president of a country of 200 million people, I am Prime Minister of a country with 2.5 million people who all think they are also prime ministers"

    Jess Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two Jews, three opinions...2.5 million Jews, 3.75 million opinions...

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    Cristi nah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The jews ere pert of e sherk

    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now, in Turkish: Thü Jüws ürü pürt üf ü shürk!

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    #27

    That people whose blood group has a minus after it, like mine does, aren't descended from the same ape creatures the rest of the world is. That the minus proves our lineage was "introduced" to the gene-pool, instead of evolved.

    QuestionableLeverage Report

    talliloo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no wonder i can't use ancestry to follow my lineage

    Margaret Shannon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That confirms it! I'm an alien. Never fit in with y'all earthlings anyway…

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I’m an alien then? Huh. Who knew

    #28

    The sovereign citizen BS they read and believe.

    gayfortrey Report

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We get people on the UK trying it on citing US laws. They get told to f**k off

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve seen bodycam footage of “sovereign citizens” trying to get out of traffic violations in the US. It isn’t immediate, but they DO get metaphorically told to f**k off by the cops breaking the windows of their cars, forcibly extracting them, arresting them, then taking them to jail—-with way more charges liked on top of the one that was the original reason they were stopped. Basically, they turn a warning for a taillight out into charges for resisting arrest, plus anything else they did while spouting the b******t they think legally makes them exempt from the actual laws. It’s more c**p from people who want to do whatever they want and not suffer the consequences for it.

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    Richard Graham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most police officers will tell you that some of the most dangerously unpredictable people they deal with are "sovereign citizens".

    ROSESARERED
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People in Australia were printing of the USA one during covid...wish I could have told them they were more stupid than I thought but I needed to keep my job, so I printed them, and told them silently, with a mask on, that they are idiots

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every one I heard of claiming that soverign citizen stuff has landed in jail somewhere.

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    #29

    40 Of The Wildest Conspiracy Theories That People Have Ever Heard Avril Lavigne died in 2003 and was replaced by an exact double called Melissa. People in the YouTube comments of her videos analysing her face and movements to determine if it's really her or Melissa, absolutely wild.

    Apparently there's a similar one for Paul McCartney.

    earthmarrow , Glenn Francis / wikipedia (not the actual photo) Report

    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing that died was Avril's eyeliner application.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can it still even be considered eye”liner” at that point?

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    Clare Maya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whyd they have to go and make things so complicated?

    Nicky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paul McCartney replaced Avril Lavigne? I see the resemblance and you never see them at the same time...

    Diolla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes but Paul IS Dead! Didn't you know? It's in the Abbey Road album, if you play certain tracks backwards LOL. Remember the days when ppl would play songs backwards to hear hidden, mostly satanic, messages?

    Julie S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And because he wasn't wearing shoes on the cover, apparently that is an indication someone is dead.

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    Roxy222uk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a podcast on BBC Sounds called "Who Replaced Avril Lavigne?" that's worth a listen. I hadn't heard of the ct but this light hearted exploration of the theory and the explanations for what has been observed was actually quite interesting.

    Donna Peluda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought she was called April la Bean.

    Bored Seb
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a Melissa McCartney ?

    Poppy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of like the one where everyone says Katy Perry is a grown up Jon Benet-Ramsey

    Zaach
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elizabeth Barret Browning did not write those poems - it was someone else with the same name

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    #30

    The Joe Rogan hoax that kids were identifying as cats so there were litter boxes set in school hallways.

    Vegetable-Fix-4702 Report

    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone pointed out elsewhere, an easy way to prove this is BS is to remind everyone that school janitors have a union.

    Sinister Murder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The easiest way to disprove it is: we heard it from Joe Rogan, not from all the school kids on the internet, because going viral is not a thing.

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    Dina
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joe Rogan was just hoping it would catch on so he could bust out his own personal box of kitty litter, clumping style.

    Tropical Tarot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The actual thing about the litter boxes was they were looking for ways to have kids be able to relieve themselves during an active shooter situation. Can't exactly go down the hall to the bathroom when somebody's trying to kill everybody they see

    The Scout
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a very sad fact that the U.S. do indeed have drills and precautions for active shooter situations and that those are such a prominent part fo school in the states. Ranked by occurence since 2009, Mexico had had a total of 8 shool shootings, followed by South Africa with 6, Nigeria with 4 and Afghanistan with 3. Countries like Germany or Hungary had one. In the meantime, the U.S. had a sickening total of 288. And yet people still do insist that gun laws are too strict...

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    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That Joe Rogan, though . . . . . .

    Montanavanna
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is still so prevalent just 2 days ago my aunt was trying to tell me it is a real thing. No, it is not a real thing that is happening. You are not allowed to bring a substance that can be toxic to kids growing bodies and leave it out for them. Get real.

    ImAcoywolf?? (EverestWolf)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn’t doubt it.. with all the therians finally showing themselves people are bound to put litter boxes in the hallways at some point to shame them!

    SDLT010
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    1 year ago (edited)

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    There may have been kids demanding it but it didn't f*****g happen

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    #31

    Jewish space lasers.

    akxCIom Report

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mangerie Traitor Green's fave

    Nikole
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is so unbelievably stupid and horrible.

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    James016
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a Jew and I do not own a space laser.....

    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... if I was a jew owning a space laser, I'd say the same...

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Israel's moon colonists forgot to take a bread knife so that's how they slice their bagels.

    Richard Graham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would that be a space laser that is circumcised and had had a Bar Mitzvah?

    Dani M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn it. I missed to many Jewish conspiracy meetings and wasn't filled in about that one

    Terran
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean Israel has prototypes of anti missile laser defences, but that's about it...

    Jess Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Er, those do exist, and we *are* using them to incinerate people, but I'm worried that my order to incinerate Marjorie Taylor Green for exposing The Truth(TM) is going to finally be put into action after she's dead. I mean, really, what are you supposed to do with your space laser, if not use it to incinerate MTG?

    Montanavanna
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet those lasers are efficient and affordable AF.

    Dina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh? Can Christians get one? Pew. Pew pew!

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    #32

    I don't know where it came from or how wide-spread it was, but when Obama's grandmother died, my batshit aunt and uncle were positive he had her murdered because she was about to spill the beans that he was really born in Kenya.

    Santos_L_Halper_II Report

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the most poignant things I ever saw from the Repub's...John McCain telling the woman who questioned if he(Obama) was American. McCain shut her right down....he was a REAL Republican, even though the "Orange God" didn't like him because he was captured. And vet's still fall for his (Trump's) BS.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just remember, back in 2008, Trump was the single biggest backer of Clinton's campaign (he was her biggest donor for her first 2 senate runs) and back then held dozens of major Democrat fundraisers. Sometime between the 2012 election and 2015, Trump went from a big Democrat donor and backer, to starting the Maga movement.

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    Dave In MD
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess what? His mother was American so it wouldn't matter where he was born. If one of your parents is American you are a "Natural Born Citizen" no matter where you are born.

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    #33

    40 Of The Wildest Conspiracy Theories That People Have Ever Heard That the Powerball lottery in the US was created to catch time-travellers.

    Fresh-Hedgehog1895 , Travis Wise / flickr (not the actual photo) Report

    Manana Man
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the idea that nobody could possibly win any other way?

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would they want to catch one, is time travel against the law already? I know it is in the future, but not now.

    Sojourner
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, this is pretty low-stakes. WHO came up with this?

    AZ Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But by putting it out there the time travelers will know and won't play the lottery....assuming the knowledge survies

    Dina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who does Mega Millions catch?

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kind of like this one. It has a ki d of logic to it.

    Gandalf the Pink
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this as it has "kid logic" to it and was like "that's very on point" then realized you were saying "kind of logic"

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    #34

    Michelle Obama was born male and the Obama's children were both born through a surrogate.

    cybaz Report

    Tamra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, we had some of these conspiracy fools right here on BP recently. Never thought I'd see any in the wild.

    Joshua West
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No Hollow Earth Theory?!? Anytime somebody's says the Earth is flat, I hit them up with this!

    Ariom Dahl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've read Michelle Obama's book 'Becoming'. She is female, but their children were conceived via IVF.

    Nojo They/Them
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that she is actually Mike Tyson.

    Slytherin4Lyf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it's that she's his best friend Michael that apparently they were very close. That's how the theory goes.

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    #35

    That the titanic was switched with its sister ship and wasn’t really sunk.

    Didntlikedefaultname Report

    Manana Man
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There were two sister ships: Olympic and Britannic. Britannic hit a mine and also sank. Olympic was scrapped during the Depression in the 30's.

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "sister ships" in any case were not identical to the Titanic, similar in size and design, but not copies.

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    heather morris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually a fun documentary to watch but there's no way it could have been feasible because it supposedly happened over a weekend and there is no way that that many people kept a secret that long

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    40 days is how long the two of them were in dry dock together, which is the only time that it could have been done. Titanic didn't really have much on top deck and was bare metal. Somehow it only took 40 days to make Titanic to the same specs as Olympic, plop funnels on her, fully paint her, furnish her, carpet her, and do seaworthiness tests; while at the same time strip Olympic of her paint, funnels, most of her upper decks, furniture, and carpets; with both ships dominating the Belfast skyline, in late 1911? The entirety of Belfast would have seen, I doubt any company has enough hush money for the whole of Belfast.

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    Kira Okah
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, this one. Claims that the Titanic and Olympic were interchangeable (they weren't) ad that it was Olympic that sank because they exchanged them to scupper Olympic for the insurance money (Titanic was underinsured so that is c**p) because her keel was damaged in the collision with HMS Hawke (the damage to Olympic by Hawke's ship ram was so minor that ship rams were discontinued on military ships as they were ineffective).

    UselessKnowledgeFont
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just goes to show that White Star was cursed

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By one single grifter in the 90s spreading bs about a company defunct since the 30s?

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    Dina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didnt they both sink?

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Britannic did, but it was built after Titanic and sank in WW1. The Olympic was scrapped in the 1930s to create jobs scrapping her.

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    #36

    Bill Gates implanting Microchips in people with a covid 19 vaccination.

    Vyncent2 Report

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi, Bill! Each time I receive a covid vaccination I hope you can see me clearer and clearer.

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister's husband believes this one. I'm grateful she gets her way when vaccinating their kid. It didn't go well when I mentioned what possibly could have a microchip... his phone, his truck, his boat... the Alexa he bought, the camera my sister got to monitor her dogs, the toy robot I bought my nephew 🤣. Honestly, I went on and on. I included kitchen appliances too.

    James016
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get a great 5G signal wherever I go now. Thanks Bill 👍

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a meme a few years ago. It was a picture of him, and the caption said "In hindsight, putting the microchips in horse dewormer was a stroke of genius."

    Margaret Shannon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bill doesn’t need to do that. We can all be tracked through our cell phones now.

    Dina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 2 SIL's who truly believe this. I'm being honest by telling you they are both mentally ill and are easy targets for stupid theories like these. Watching the anxiety it caused them was sad. I've heard several versions. Honestly, when they say they can chip me and I'll have all the features of a smart phone, COUNT ME IN! I have nothing to hide.

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    #37

    40 Of The Wildest Conspiracy Theories That People Have Ever Heard Lindsey Lohan actually had a twin sister who played the twin in The Parent Trap, but between filming and release, the twin died in a car accident, so they marketed the film to make you think Lindsey played both roles.

    Ben-Stanley , The Walt Disney Company Report

    The Phantom Stranger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's ridiculous--everybody knows that it was Haley Mills twin who died in a boating accident during the filming of the original 1961 Parent Trap.

    Nicky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    T2 Sarah Connor actress really had a twin who helped in the double mom scenes but didn´t die. Look it up.

    Dana Hesch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my roommate in college was her double in the movie.

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Split personality maybe, but not a twin.

    Bella
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is 100% true. I think they believe me, can I get my 50 bucks now.. 👀

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    #38

    Just the other day in the conspiracy sub



    ”the vax has killed 17 million people”.

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    Stuart
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And for some reason only anti-vaxxers know someone who has died from the Vax.

    Kangaroo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly 😂 I know people who died because they weren’t vaccinated. But me and all my vaxxed friends are thriving and doing well these days 🤷‍♀️

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    Kelly Scott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where'd they put all these 17 million dead people? Where are the mass graves?

    Dina
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump said, "If you tell people something enough times, eventually they start to believe it". A perfect example. Sad all around.

    Gandalf the Pink
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be factually accurate because the world doesn't need more disinformation; Trump was quoted saying his opponents were doing that. He wasn't saying he himself was performing Hitler's Big Lie. But in my personal opinion it was projection - he totally believes in the power of doing that. Politicians are professional liars but he is a liar of athletic proportions.

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    cugel.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to Alex Jones, it's 35 million. Source? Same as all his other sources "They admitted it". e.g. Tim Walz admitted he was a Chinese communist spy.

    Juris Macto
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Name them. In alphabetical order.

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    #39

    40 Of The Wildest Conspiracy Theories That People Have Ever Heard That Microsoft employees were the ones buying up PS5s and causing the console shortage.

    Casca_In_Red , Ben Iwara / unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

    Lost Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I firmly believe that the new systems are manufactured in low numbers to create a shortage and in turn more hype

    The Phantom Stranger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a conspiracy theory--there are former executives from both Microsoft and Nintendo who have admitted as much.

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    LazyTiger
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is absurd i have a PS5

    #40

    40 Of The Wildest Conspiracy Theories That People Have Ever Heard Albert Einstein didn't exist and was just a character played by Marilyn Monroe.

    Your_Local_Heretic , Collab Media / unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

    The Phantom Stranger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they're confusing Marilyn Monroe with Walter Matthau. Easy mistake...

    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even from the same generations.

    Diolla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, this one is so stupid I can't even believe it's an actual CT.

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    ZuriLovesYou
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. That has to be a joke. No way in heII people are that stupid!

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok, so I'm looking at some dates (births and deaths) and I need someone to explain this one to me.

    #41

    40 Of The Wildest Conspiracy Theories That People Have Ever Heard That the Santa Claus letter writing campaign was a covert operation to database Canadian and American children. You'd write a letter to H0H 0H0 postal code with your name, return address, fingerprints on the letter, and DNA on the licked envelope adhesive.

    provocateur133 , Karolina Kaboompics / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nonsense. That would be obtained in the hospitals when they're first born. Not all kids celebrate Christmas and write to Santa. Ridiculous theory.

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The X files actually showed a dna archive made with pieces of umbilical cord spanning decades. I could believe that one.

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    Kangaroo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just remember the commercials. “Write to H0H, 0H0, falalalala la hohoho!” 🎶

    Montanavanna
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait til they hear about the census..

    UselessKnowledgeFont
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do kids actually mail letters? We just left them with the Christmas Eve milk and cookies

    Catpawsarethebest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They just take your DNA when you are born. And your fingerprint when you need a passport.🤷‍♀️

    Manana Man
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could actually be done so we know it's not true. Does anyone else find it impossible to remember Canadian postal codes?

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    #42

    It's always going to be flat Earth. Surreal that in the 21st century there is a non-zero number of people who actually believe the planet is flat.

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    Rayne OfSalt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bah, everyone knows that the world isn't flat. It's a vampire, set to drain....

    Adam Benson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With secret destroyers that hold you up to the flame.

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    Montanavanna
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if flat earthers think the other planets are flat too. Or do they think there are not other planets at all and the images are all AI. Is the moon flat? I am legit curious

    Dina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It IS flat. I sat down and dangled my feet over the edge just lat week. Woohoo!

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum believes earth is flat simply because she has a feeling and that it’s her opinion so I should respect it instead of showing her proof

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds more like a schoolyard spoof/prank just to get kids running off to the toilets to test it out.

    Joshua Macdonald
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will have a lot of fun googling just how serious people take flat earth. People have died.

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    #43

    Agartha - the idea that Earth is hollow and that the interior is inhabited.

    DistributionNo9968 Report

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I saw "Journey to the Center of the Earth"!

    Jared Gasper
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They just mapped a giant sphere within the Earth, Southern Hemisphere I think, with a surface ocean so I wouldn't be so sure a subterrean civilization doesn't exist.

    cadena kuhn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My x firmly believed this one he was convinced there was an entrance in some cave in I think Tennessee. This was one of the less crazy things he believed

    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There wouldn't be enough air down there.

    Strings
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have actually used some of this theory on crackpot. Is a fun passtime

    Empty Harris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's especially funny when flat earthers believe this. (The ex really was a dc)

    Zero Costa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oooh don't forget that Hitler is secretly still alive and is hiding out in there!!

    James016
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Madame Vastra would like a word

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The earth is hollow and filled with hydrogen - like a giant hydrogen balloon floating in space

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    #44

    That president’s control gas prices at all gas stations.

    anon Report

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    govt oil policy and other economic policies play a role in the price per barrel, which affects gas station prices. Since 2000, the average oil company makes between 3-5 cents per gallon sold at gas stations (most of them make the bulk of their money in other parts of the petroleum and energy sector) regardless of list price. Gas stations since 2005, make aprox 15 cents markup from what they pay per gallon, which comes out to 2-4 cents per gallon profit per gallon sold, gas stations make the bulk of their money off convenience store and repair shops. so going at the max, if the oil company makes 5 cents per gallon, and my local gas station makes 4 cents per gallon, and my local gas station charges 3.55 a gallon, then we have about 3.46 cents are tied up in all the costs of that gasoline from drilling to refining, to shipping. And a lot of those costs in the supply chain are directly related to govt policy, and such policies is why a few years ago I paid 2.40 a gallon, and now 3.55

    Manana Man
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Politicians don't know a free market when they see it.

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As free as can be. Why else would the price per gallon, one county over be as much as .30 cheaper (15 miles) except for a "free market". Free to gouge.

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    marianne eliza
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't stand seeing all this 21st century spelling! Fix it someone, please.

    AtomKat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my country, the government does control the price of petrol (obviously it’s always higher the more inland you get but not by much)

    heather morris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are the presidents are responsible for the cost of everything and that America only has inflation no other country does

    Dina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't it a prerequisite that presidents are forbidden to have ever taken an economics class?

    Montanavanna
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the cost of consumer goods. Nope that is the capitalist free market society we live in, baby! People completely forget the pandemic and how it disrupted the supply chain. If we really wanna blame the right president for inflation let's get that douche canoe out here because inflation started with his presidency during covid. Even though I am not a fan he nor our current pres is responsible for or can even control the inflated price of consumer products.

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    #45

    The one where hundred of Qanon people waited for days for JFK jr to appear in Dallas just to reinstate Donald Trump as the Potus.

    Even if JFK jr did not actually die in 1999 and somehow successfully hid himself from the world, there would be no law allowing sons of presidents to reinstate presidents.

    TheBassMeister Report

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh but the Kennedys are America's royalty, not just some bunch of faux oirish bootleggers and war profiteers.

    Rebelliousslug
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This!! My daughter told me about her exes parents believing this nonsense. THE MOM IS A SUCCESSFUL DOCTOR. I just don’t understand.

    RabidChild
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These were the same people drinking bleach and their own pee, I think?

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    #46

    The Jews drinking baby shakes.

    The government implanting us with microscopic WiFi signals through food and tap water (the lady I work with takes boric acid baths to battle this and comes in with horrid ugly lesions).

    _Goose_ Report

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, no it's us the atheists who do the baby eating. (According to Christian sources)

    Terran
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Romans believed it was the Christians who ate babies. Are people really so uncreative that they have to recycle two millennia old conspiracy theories?

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    OneWithRatsAndKefir
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby… shakes…? If we consider the fact that humans apparently taste like chicken, that would be a pretty gross shake. Not to mention all the diseases you could get… never eat a human brain, folks. Edit: Thanks for the correction, I meant pork! I shouldn’t comment after a night of poor sleep.

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being omnivorous we supposedly taste more like pork

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    Richard Graham
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look up the history of "The Blood Libel". Fascinating and disturbing reading.

    Kangaroo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish you’d given us a hint of what it’s about so I’d feel inclined to look it up!

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    Dina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! Shakes made from babies?

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    #47

    Flat Earth Theory.

    anon Report

    Doctor Strange
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ancient egyptians were able to calculate the circumference of the Earth with, essentially, two sticks. If you believe the Earth is flat, you are a moron.

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was actually Greek, his name was Eratosthenes.

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    Dina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can all jump off the edge if they can find it!

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    #48

    The one where, if you get a magnet wet it stops being a magnet.

    OldManPip5 Report

    The Phantom Stranger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe an Electro-magnet, but in that case you've probably got bigger problems...

    RabidChild
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or if you're in a battery-powered boat and it sinks you'll be electrocuted.

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one isn't a conspiracy theory, it's just some bull that Trump came out with because he thinks he's a genius.

    #49

    The "Ghost Buses" theory of Jan. 6.

    I.e. that the FBI painted their most secretive buses a highly distinctive color.

    taleofbenji Report

    Tropical Tarot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Secret FBI buses l!!! What d***s are these people taking? Or is it chemtrails?

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you make something distinctive that is supposed to be secretive? Wait! Stop! Disengage brain. OK, that sounds good.

    Dina
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they all fought each other to get the back seats when they drove over RR tracks. It's true. It's true!

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    #50

    That OJ’s son killed Nicole brown and Ron Goldman.

    anon Report

    Manana Man
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor OJ, never found the real killers.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess he stopped looking in mirrors, then.

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    #51

    Stevie Wonder can actually see.

    icamberlager Report

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he could, I suspect he would not be NEARLY as creative.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He sees things that many of us sighted people are blind to.

    Julie S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a Johnathan Creek episode.

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you seen some of the outfits he's worn over the years? Yeah, he's blind.