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It all started with a silly picture. On August 1st, 2016, a screenshot of Facebook user Dunta Pickett's post started going viral, in which he shared a photo of his birthday dinner, wishing himself "bone apple tea" instead of "bon appétit".

The phrase became an instant internet classic and after just one month, a subreddit of the same name was born with the purpose of collecting examples of people failing to find the right words to express themselves. Eventually, 'Bone Apple Tea' grew into a 1.2 million-member community, and judging from the amount of fresh content it generates, that number will only get bigger.

So even though we at Bored Panda have already shown you some of our favorite gems we found on the subreddit in our earlier publications here, here, and here, we just had to do a new one. Enjoy!

#1

Takin A Bath

Takin A Bath

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Michael Largey
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But he's on the right track. Bathing will enhance your romantic prospects.

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    #2

    Criminalized Onion

    Criminalized Onion

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    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a card that lets me get medical onion relish. My state really needs to decriminalize it……

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    The misuse of a word that has a similar sound to the correct one is officially called a "malapropism." It's surprisingly common, particularly within the extensive English vocabulary, and, as we can see, often occur in everyday speech. But authors will sometimes use a malapropism because of its humorous effect as a literary device.

    The term comes from Richard Brinsley Sheridan's 1775 play The Rivals. In it, the character Mrs. Malaprop does exactly that—replaces words with humorous alternatives to produce a laugh. Mrs. Malaprop was likely named after the French phrase "mal à propos," which translates to "incorrectly or poorly placed." In English, the borrowed word is written as "malapropos," meaning "inappropriate or inappropriately."

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    One synonym for "malapropism" is "dogberry," which also comes from literature, in this case, William Shakespeare. In Much Ado About Nothing, the character Dogberry also frequently utters malapropisms for humor.

    #3

    Al Gore Rhythm

    Al Gore Rhythm

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    #5

    Lemonade These Papers

    Lemonade These Papers

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    Sawdust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When life gives you lemons...laminate 'em!

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    A more recent popular example comes from the late 1970s, when English comedian Les Dawson took advantage of the popularity of Polaroid's instant cameras which were all the rage at the time.

    Dawson had created an alter ego called Cissie who was prone to making silly comments. In a much-loved episode of his show, Cissie refers to "one of those paranoid cameras."

    This hilarious bit may well have been inspired by Dawson’s signature comedic device – his piano playing. He was an accomplished musician but would deliberately play the wrong notes in his performances.

    #6

    A B*tch You Worried

    A B*tch You Worried

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    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, yes I would be. I was a b***h that worried.

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    #7

    He Do Be Coffin Skate-Ing Tho

    He Do Be Coffin Skate-Ing Tho

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    Edda Kamphues
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, all the time! Then take it out for some freestyle parcour. Watch my moves with your coff!

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    #8

    All Tomato

    All Tomato

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    #9

    Mosquito Skeleton Society

    Mosquito Skeleton Society

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    MadamGreenIce
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can I get membership to the Mosquito Skeleton Society?

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    Sometimes these slips of the tongue have unfortunate effects. A stream of broadcasters have slipped up on national TV and radio over the name of British politician Jeremy Hunt and have replaced his surname with a similar sounding, impolite word.

    Linguist Patrycja Strycharczuk explained that this phenomenon may occur as the person is anticipating an upcoming word starting with a similar sound (such as “Conservative Party” or “Culture Secretary”). There is also the fact that a rude word is memorable and may accidentally pop in.

    #10

    Caucasian

    Caucasian

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    Indosidius
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calm down before you get hispanic attack!

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    #11

    Closed For Personal Circumcisions

    Closed For Personal Circumcisions

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    #12

    ‘Currently I’m Into Essential Oil Diffusers And Incest’

    ‘Currently I’m Into Essential Oil Diffusers And Incest’

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As the saying goes... "you do you."

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    #13

    Organic Butterfly

    Organic Butterfly

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    harpling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a well-known fact that George Washington was raised entirely without chemical pesticides or GMOs.

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    As University of Essex linguists Amanda Cole, Connor Youngberg, and Faith Chiu pointed out, what is often referred to as "mispronunciations" or "slips of the tongue" are not just embarrassing mistakes, they can also be language changes in action. In fact, sometimes mispronunciations become so common that they become our normal way of speaking. (In parts of the US, people may be heard to regularly say "perty" as opposed to "pretty".)

    A historical example is the word "apron" which actually comes from the Middle English "napron." It derived from the French naperon (small table cloth), but over time, people turned "a napron" into "an apron," resulting in the word we know today.

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    #14

    Someone Needs To Tell Friday We Need Gas

    Someone Needs To Tell Friday We Need Gas

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    #15

    Not For Grandad

    Not For Grandad

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    #16

    Shelf And Steam

    Shelf And Steam

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    Alexia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a low shelf in my pantry. I don't suffer from that :))))

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    #17

    Alpaca Lips

    Alpaca Lips

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    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no! It's the alpaca lips!!🦙🦙💋👄👄

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    "Speech 'errors' are a great resource for linguists," Cole, Youngberg, and Chiu wrote. "They tell us about how people use and process language. They can also sometimes tell us about how language might change. This poses the question: how many people have to regularly 'mispronounce' a word until we begin to consider that the new pronunciation is just the regular, normal way of saying it?" So maybe 'Bone Apple Tea' is actually a glimpse into our phonetic future!

    #18

    Gin Knee Pig

    Gin Knee Pig

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's a gin knee pig, what does a whiskey foot pig look like?

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    #19

    Horrors Cope

    Horrors Cope

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    harpling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'They're not going to help you when the crab people come.' Horrors cope sounds about right!

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    #20

    Call The Corner

    Call The Corner

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    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll meet you at the corner of misspelling and grammar.

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    #21

    Very Nice Mid Evil Chair

    Very Nice Mid Evil Chair

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    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should see the full evil chair. It's awesome!

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    #22

    Sorry For The Incontinence

    Sorry For The Incontinence

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    #23

    Pain Apple

    Pain Apple

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    #24

    “She’s Cake” - I Was Toll Define Members Of This Sub Would Enjoy This

    “She’s Cake” - I Was Toll Define Members Of This Sub Would Enjoy This

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    #25

    Calling Flower Taste Like Ribs

    Calling Flower Taste Like Ribs

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    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will look you dead in the eyes and tell you how silly that is. Calling flowers taste like chicken.

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    #26

    Walked Right Pasta Me In Her Linguine!

    Walked Right Pasta Me In Her Linguine!

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those thin straps are so saucy.

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    #27

    Chicken Case Of Ideas

    Chicken Case Of Ideas

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    #28

    Violent

    Violent

    queenofdastupids Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No thanks, I'm a pass a fist! 😂😂😂

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    #29

    Skin

    Skin

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    #30

    Accept The Feet

    Accept The Feet

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    #31

    Portal Potties

    Portal Potties

    Stalders1 Report

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like something Rick from Rick and Morty would do. Only use the portals to s**t in other dimensions.

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    #32

    Arthur Writes This

    Arthur Writes This

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    Indosidius
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is Arthur and why isn't he writing?

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    #33

    Alvin And The Chick Mucks

    Alvin And The Chick Mucks

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    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chap and Dole are my favorite chick mucks.

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    #34

    Laughing Historically

    Laughing Historically

    OreMysticCoolcumber Report

    #35

    My Man Said First A Fall

    My Man Said First A Fall

    CytomPlayz Report

    #36

    Super Observant… On Wet Surfaces

    Super Observant… On Wet Surfaces

    ginger-loving-asian Report

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    #37

    Head Lice For Sale

    Head Lice For Sale

    lordcupkake Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just know that there will be somebody just itching to buy those.

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    #38

    May Body, May Rules

    May Body, May Rules

    DinklBot Report

    Confused Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if their name is May? Then it is May's body, and May's rules

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    #39

    I Mean, I Assume Haiti Is Hot Too

    I Mean, I Assume Haiti Is Hot Too

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    #40

    Beware The Green Reaper!

    Beware The Green Reaper!

    FlixFlix Report

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    #41

    Sally Manilla

    Sally Manilla

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    #42

    Larva Lamp

    Larva Lamp

    stormfet Report

    #43

    Milk Which Inspires

    Milk Which Inspires

    danzha Report

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: *Sits at desk writing* Milk:*leans over shoulder* You should get that published. It's genius! Me: It's my shopping list. Milk: I like the ending. Me: What, 3 litres of milk?

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    #44

    Monogamy Dresser

    Monogamy Dresser

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    Mary Hammett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang, I was gonna ask it about a threesome.

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    #45

    Job Requirements: Be A Ghost Rider

    Job Requirements: Be A Ghost Rider

    JonPaula Report

    #46

    Build Board

    Build Board

    tdzines Report

    The other-other David Wong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it offensive that they used the “greater than” symbol to say that tequila is greater than drugs

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    #47

    Commitments

    Commitments

    PigeonInAUFO Report

    #48

    If You Incest

    If You Incest

    teeny_gecko Report

    Corvus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What better way to convince someone is a vegan than to make a salad your avatar? :D

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    #49

    Uncle?

    Uncle?

    gamba_dues Report

    Lee Macro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aunt you glad it wasn't worse though??

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    #50

    “A Soon”

    “A Soon”

    Hearthacnut Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They say assume makes and a*s of u and me, but in this case it just made and a*s out of you!

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    #51

    For All Utensil Purposes

    For All Utensil Purposes

    bearlyhere4377 Report

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    #53

    Oh No Not The Angular Fish! Another Angle Has Gained Its Wings

    Oh No Not The Angular Fish! Another Angle Has Gained Its Wings

    Fishingandspace Report

    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would flip out if I saw that on the beach

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    #54

    Egomaniac Chair

    Egomaniac Chair

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    Zeyno
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it actually looks pretty humble👀

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    #55

    10 The Grease Outside

    10 The Grease Outside

    paannggQ Report

    Piggy Tee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worst one because HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THAT??

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    #56

    I Was Going To Try To Live Bi Curiously Thru You

    I Was Going To Try To Live Bi Curiously Thru You

    KazRellik Report

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    #57

    Meat Or Shower

    Meat Or Shower

    Kryssikush Report

    Bean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I’m going for a shower. idk where that meat is coming from

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    #58

    Womb

    Womb

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    #59

    Girl Looks Four Meal Your

    Girl Looks Four Meal Your

    Migi111 Report

    #60

    Shrimps Camping

    Shrimps Camping

    madcapmk Report

    Splash Bach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last time I had shrimps camping I ended up with Sally manilla

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    #61

    Open Says Me

    Open Says Me

    ThePuds Report

    Indosidius
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna lie, fully knowing it is open sesame, I still say "open says me"...

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    #62

    Center Blocks

    Center Blocks

    Recruit361 Report

    Piggy Tee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder he didn't know, it didn't come up when he googled it

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    #63

    Hashtag Floor Less

    Hashtag Floor Less

    SellQuick Report

    Bean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s so floor less it’s anti gravity

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    #64

    Rush And Roulette

    Rush And Roulette

    corylaut Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if you’re faster than a “rush and racehorse”.

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    #65

    Break Paddle? I Sure Hope He Didn’t Break It!

    Break Paddle? I Sure Hope He Didn’t Break It!

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, maybe he tried to drive into the lake to retrieve his “break paddle”.

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    #66

    Afro Dizzy Act

    Afro Dizzy Act

    _neurobiologist_ Report

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Looks at head of big fluffy tight curly hair* "Oh my!"

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    #67

    Chicken Permission

    Chicken Permission

    thoreaumeoffacliff Report

    #68

    Oh Count Rare

    Oh Count Rare

    noobplantlady Report

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A picture of Shawn Spencer is the best way to admit you were wrong imo

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    #69

    I Believe This Is An Oregon

    I Believe This Is An Oregon

    FumingOstrich35 Report

    #70

    He’s So Post To Be Dead

    He’s So Post To Be Dead

    ArturHaller Report

    #71

    “Up Notches”

    “Up Notches”

    Sarasauris Report

    harpling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obnoxious? I'm genuinely unsure what was meant here.

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    #72

    With Autumn

    With Autumn

    easycumeasygeaux Report

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    #73

    Switching Up Permissions For You

    Switching Up Permissions For You

    maburrell Report

    Min
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot figure it out for the life of me. What did they mean to say?

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