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You may not know its name, but if you've heard it, you've burst out laughing like there’s no tomorrow. Because malapropism is hands-down one of the most hilarious linguistic mishaps with a powerful comic spell that no one is immune to. The term refers to the unintentionally humorous misuse or the distortion of a word or a phrase, especially when it’s a word which sounds very similar to the right one.
“Bone Apple Tea” is an iconic example which has a whole subreddit named after it. With a solid number of followers, 1 million, to be precise, this online community is Reddit’s powerhouse where people share some of the best malapropism sightings they’ve encountered themselves or spotted online and had to take a screenshot for everyone to see.
The group’s description says: “Like when the food hella good, you say bone apple tea, it's like french or some shit,” and there’s nothing left to add, so I leave the stage to your cringes and raised brows. Psst! After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous posts on Bone Apple Teas here and here, because you just can’t get enough of Tea, right?!
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#1
You’re So Eagle Testicle
Alexia 4 years ago
Aegon testicle. Eagol testicle. Smeagol testicle. MY PRECIOOUUSSSSSS!! =)))
Elizabeth Rolando 4 years ago
Omg, I died at this. Take your damn upvote!
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#2
Snipped It In The Butt
Bear Hall 4 years ago
Maybe it's about the next coke delivery and they wanted to say "Shipped in the butt".
Vic 4 years ago
Sniper on the roof of the building: "yes I have their butt in my scope, shall I proceed??"
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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago (edited)
When I was working in schools a cleaning came up to me with a note that a teacher wrote her. "Hi. Mrs B. I'm sorry to ask you but could you please mob the floor for me? It's sticky and I really haven't got the time to do it all by myself."
Monic Krugell 4 years ago
"We would have liked to resolve this earlier" same meaning but (with one t) belongs in a professional email... (Sorry couldn't let it go) the whole statement doesn't belong on a professional email and it is driving my crazy!
Rebecca Morrison 4 years ago (edited)
I am comfortable in stating the composer of the email is extremely busy, overwhelmed and short staffed. Do not compose business emails with familiarity🤦.
#3
They Discuss Them
~hUmMuS vIbEs~ 4 years ago
So we gon' ignore the fact that this dude is hating on Puerto Ricans for no good reason?
Daria B 4 years ago
That's precisely why everyone's making fun of him/her.
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deathrose 4 years ago
What can I say? We're a feisty bunch, especially after our afternoon nap time.
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago
You get all into your discussion-groups and talk until the sun goes down, right?
Load More Replies... Valley Girl 4 years ago
I don't know what they be sayin....but I'm willing to take their word on this jerk
Downunderdude 4 years ago
Just for the record, folks, how can anyone say 'I don't like [people from x country]'? Unless, of course, they're from a REALLY small country and you've actually met them all.
Catlady6000 4 years ago
Ironically, because he actually does dis cuss them
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To find out more about Reddit’s powerhouse, Bored Panda reached out to the Bone Apple Tea subreddit’s moderator team who were happy to share some insights about the community. “It's been a pretty steady progression since we started,” the moderators said and added that “I don't think any of us expected to hit 1 million.” After 5 years from its creation, the subreddit has reached a solid 1M member count, but its audience is likely to continue soaring.
#4
Pedestrian
~hUmMuS vIbEs~ 4 years ago
From a graduate of The Australian Academy of Pedestrians: I'm so glad to have a representative for the pedestrian community. Our job is so hard, and people take us for granted all the time. Thank you for making us feel heard.
Andy Acceber 4 years ago
Congrats! You can be a pedestrian today. Talk about achieving your goals quickly. Your typo saved you roughly 12 years of college and medical school.
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago (edited)
And gentlemen walk but never run.
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#5
Armored Dildo
Scagsy 4 years ago
Don't worry if you don't get him first time, the armoured dildo will return to your garden. Typically, they are in and out all night.
#6
Incest
Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago
Yes, and those incense (incest?) sticks look like your family tree. No branches.
Serial pacifist 4 years ago
Darn, they are your cousins Barbara Jean, fight the temptation away, fight the smell...
But there’s definitely a lot of work when it comes to keeping Bone Apple Tea’s content entertaining and making sure the community is constantly active. Turns out the moderator team has recently taken on a batch of new mods to help run the subreddit, as well as have a few bots running around to weed out misspellings.
“We have a list of banned words that are reposted at least 25 times a day—if we allowed them, our sub would be nothing but the same 5 malapropisms. By keeping the list, we try to ensure that there is enough variety for people to keep coming back,” they told us.
#7
Someone Is Selling “Access” On FB
Helena Houzarová 4 years ago
An axe grants you access to many places. It may be illegal access, but it's access nonetheless.
#8
Four Meal Your
lara 4 years ago
Oregon's governor has just signed a bill saying that proficency in math and reading are no longer necessary to be able to graduate because, are you ready, too many students can't pass it. https://www.foxnews.com/us/oregon-governor-signs-bill-suspending-math-reading-proficiency-requirements-for-hs-graduates
Alex Bailey 4 years ago
How depressing. You'd think the answer would be to solve the problems that cause the issue, not lower the bar.
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The texter on the left is an alien life form trying not to blow their cover.
#9
Cinnamons
BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago
Just like grammar used to make!
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Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago (edited)
Wow! You’re NOT an English major? I never would’ve guessed. (/s)
Philly Bob Squires 4 years ago
An Antonym gets you better TV reception, Homonym is what grits are made out of and Synonym is something you put on applesauce.
Part of the success of Bone Apple Tea revolves around its whole concept that so many people find universally funny. The moderator team believes that “The English language in general is pretty funny—It's like it was designed specifically to confuse everyone.”
Moreover, “Malapropisms are in that niche where even if you are completely fluent in English, you still run the risk of using the wrong word and looking like a fool,” they said and added that “maybe people just want reassurance that they aren't alone.”
#10
Watch Out For Those Cycle Paths!
Luther von Wolfen 4 years ago
I hate it when people misuse actual mental health terms like this. You're not a psychopath, Clare. You're just a common bitch.
ʏᴏᴜʀᴅᴀɪʟʏᴅᴏsᴇᴏғᴄʀᴀᴢʏ 4 years ago (edited)
oh god this is so cringey ( even without the mistake )
Raven DeathShade 4 years ago (edited)
Like I said last time this was posted, if you have this stark of a personality difference, you should seek treatment for bipolar disorder or something of the ilk.
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#11
Cow Zone
WritingSatyr 4 years ago
One step at a time… this a big leap out of the cow zone, we can’t rush the process.
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Alex Bailey 4 years ago
The folded pizza - calzone - is not pronounced the way they thought.
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Don’t Sell My Nana Please
AzKhaleesi 4 years ago
My grandma passed away almost 15 years ago, so I need a new one.... how much?
When asked about the future of the Bone Apple Tea community, the mod team said that they have created 2 new subs to deal with scenarios that allow homophones and typos, r/BoneAppleTee and r/BoneAppleTypo respectively. Turns out, the rules at the original Bone Apple Tea are pretty strict and they don’t allow any of these there. “We hope that they will grow to the same size as r/BoneAppleTea someday,” they said.
#13
Her... Mating Name?
Hilary James 4 years ago
I’m going to start working this into conversations !
Load More Replies... WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
At daytime her name is Laura, the efficient secretary, but at night time her mating name is Felicity. Felicity Shagwell
#14
Human Hi-Breads
Aaron W 4 years ago
There should also be an olympics for people who have never tried that event before. Like pole vault for people who have never pole vaulted. Ski jumping for people who have never ski jumped and luge for people who have never luged.
farbenzirkel 4 years ago
The "Anabolympic Games"? At least it would be honest - and one hell of sponsoring!
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
WHY STOP THERE? Populate the whole galaxy with humans with enough modifications to classify as separate species with the only unifying factor being the basic shape!
Night Owl 4 years ago (edited)
Only unifying factor being the basic shape? I'm looking forward to the humanoid robot fights
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#15
50 Purse Cent
NsG 4 years ago
Not quite how the maths works, but I love the additional gem of getting around a possibly choosing beggar too.
Bobby 4 years ago
I think he means 50% from the original price for each person
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Happi doggi 4 years ago
Blue is dum dum. If he added 50% AFTER taking it off, that’s 15. Before it’s also 15.
#16
Kind A Mints 🌱
Louloubelle 4 years ago
Had to actually look up the full definition of condiment. It says something that adds flavor. So, I'd say yes, butter is a condiment. Imagine corn on the cob without it.
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Neil Bidle 4 years ago
If you're going to be pretentious and use "condiments" instead of "sauces", you should probably know how to spell it
Liam Walsh 4 years ago
Condiments isn't pretentious! Also covers far more than sauces.
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#17
Laugh Yourself Thin On This Oh! Lip Tickle Machine?
Robert T 4 years ago (edited)
Took me far too long to work out that this should be "eliptical".
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago
You can really get your lip tickled with those two!
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Mayrene Chester 4 years ago
ah shoots, I've been doing it wrong all this time. Gotta get my puckers on them things
Monic Krugell 4 years ago
I have never paid for a lip tickle, but that sound reasonable right?
#18
Incest
Theoretical Empiricist 4 years ago
It is if you apply enough essential oil.
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Alex Bailey 4 years ago
Ooh... but that would be mast her baste shun 😆 Incest would be do someone in the family. 😜
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#19
I Hate People Who Ma Nipple Ate Others
Stephanie Cunningham 4 years ago
My love of reading these is equal to my level of concern about humanity when I read these.
Raven DeathShade 4 years ago
It feels like this was written by one of those 10 year olds with unrestricted Internet access.
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#20
Caucasian
Erik Granqvist 4 years ago
So that is why I am as white as white can be! I have hit my head to many times!
#21
Please Use Tongues To Pick Pastries
#22
Shrimps Camping
Kona Pake 4 years ago
Never take shrimp camping, they’ll get spoiled and want to go white water rafting next.
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Susan Westmoreland 4 years ago
At least this person admitted they didn't know how to spell scampi.
Tobias the Tiger 4 years ago
This reminds me of the "birthday prawns" autocorrect mistake. Thankfully, there was also a picture of the birthday prawns! thumb_veri...dbd3b0.png 
#23
I Don’t Have Enough Storage For All These Damn Giggle Bites
Random Citizen 4 years ago
Occasionally when people are trying to ma nipple ate you, a bite can be nice.
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Neil Bidle 4 years ago
They don't want Google classroom, but they'll play fortnite, well renowned for taking up ALL the giggle bites?
#24
Laughing Historically
Vic 4 years ago
*puts on a knights armour* Everyone: What are you doing? Me: Preparing to laugh..
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Aisling Raye 4 years ago
Laughing historically is the proper reaction to any history meme though.
Maddie Star ⭐ 4 years ago
OOOo, I'm stealing this! fantastic comeback for very unfunny jokes. pan face "I laugh historically at you!"
#25
Egg Corn
Violet Smith 4 years ago
"Egg-Corn" is the name of a sub-type of malapropism. Here is a short article about it: https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/eggcorn-meaning-and-examples
Karin 4 years ago
No, just really, really bitter. You have to soak or boil them a lot to make them edible.
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#26
Mazel Tov Cocktail
CrunChewy McSandybutt 4 years ago
When I was in roller derby, a teammate's derby name was Mazel Tov Cocktail (she was Jewish).
Evil Little Thing 4 years ago
Roller derby is the official sport of my people
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J Gund 4 years ago
It's when you throw a Molotov cocktail while shouting, "L'chaim, mother f***ers!"
Samantha Lomb 4 years ago
Well considering the Finns invented it to throw at the Soviets with a greeting to Comrade Molotov, then the head of government, that is keeping with the original spirit of the homemade petrol bomb
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Samantha Lomb 4 years ago
Molotov was one of Stalin's most loyal people and actually signed more death warrants than Stalin, despite looking like he was going to offer you a mortgage
Load More Replies... Luther von Wolfen 4 years ago
Molotov is for fire. Grenade is for shrapnel. Yes, each have both, but they are not the same. Use the right tool for the job.
#27
Pastrami On A Beagle
Valley Girl 4 years ago
Sounds good but there needs to be some sort of vessel to serve it on. Like a round type of bread perhaps?
Katie Lutesinger 4 years ago
If you put that stuff on a beagle, it's not staying there long. It'll be off and eaten before you can blink.
#28
Shoplifters Will Be Prostituted!
Serial pacifist 4 years ago
The "Did your mom ever educate you?" intro really backfired. Nevertheless, prostituting shoplifters might provide him with an extra source of income to compensate for the theft losses.
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
That's even above US minimum wage. Don't spoil them.
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#29
Portal Potties
Duncan 4 years ago
If i am unloading sitting on the can, i would really hope not to be transported somewhere else in the universe while my pants were down.
Vic 4 years ago
Just imagine other aliens: "we come in peace", humans: "we come and piss"..
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~hUmMuS vIbEs~ 4 years ago
When I was younger and read one of The Wizard of Oz books, there was a bit where Dorothy's aunt and uncle were transported to Oz in the blink of an eye. After that I was terrified to blink on the toilet, because I thought I would open me eyes and I would be in Oz with me pants down.
James016 4 years ago
It was the next logical step after the portal gun. The cake continues to be a lie...
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Callie Dryer 4 years ago
Portal Potties: Transporting You and Your Poo to Exciting and New Destinations
Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago (edited)
If that’s what the alternate universe smells like, I’d rather stay where I am, thank you very much.
#30
Use The Hand Fertilizer Please
Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago (edited)
Considering what goes into fertilizer, I think someone needs to take a good look at that bottle of Purell.
WildHoneyPie 4 years ago
Then you'll get hair growing on your hands and you know people will get all judgy...
#31
When You Don’t Care About The Reproductions…
Mystery Egg 4 years ago
And they COULD give two f***s. Always amazes me that people don't understand it's COULDN'T give two f***s.
Erik Granqvist 4 years ago
In most countries that is a fairly sure way to get the goverment pay for your housing. Or at least a cell, poor food and a life behind walls.
#32
Filet Minion With Worst Assure Sauce
Centu Rionick 4 years ago
I really do wonder though what people's life must be like, feeling the need to publicly announce what they are eating, and then someone feels the need to publicly comment advising on a suace to go with it. And yet here i am taking the time to post my concerns on thi... oh wait, work time is over. Going home!
FatRabbit 4 years ago
I mean it's a good effort. In England it's pronounced wuss-ter-sheer sauce. It's an insane word to spell properly anyway.
FatRabbit 4 years ago
Yes thank you. I grew up here. My point is that it's one of the least phonetically spelled words I can think of.
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Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago
Listen, most people can’t pronounce it, even if they can spell it. There is NO “ch” in Worcestershire! It’s pronounced like “Woostersheer”, ffs.
A B C 4 years ago
"ffs" - yeah, how come all those plebs don't know how to correctly pronounce this word, I mean, it's written clear as day. /s over - wtf dude, you expect everyone to know about these miracles of the english language where there is absolutely no overlap between spelling and pronounciation?
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#33
Eating Raw Eggs Gives You Salmon Vanilla
Senocenip 4 years ago
ngl i kinda want to just to experience it. Just like everyone in the south in the US has just gotta experience waffle house. it’s an awful place, you just need experience.
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CrunChewy McSandybutt 4 years ago
A bit off-topic, but the egg shells are what carry the most Salmonella bacteria.
#34
Glob Ladders
Philly Bob Squires 4 years ago
Like the girl who hadn't demonstrated in 3 months and thought she was stagnant?
cal da trans emo rat (he/they) 1 year ago
I want my breasts and you Terry's surgically removed
#35
"Coughing"... (Also, Really??)
Luther von Wolfen 4 years ago
Okay, the real story here is the "wrong diagnosis". Apparently, this person was told by a doctor that they were goinmg to die, so they got a coffin. Then they got a second opinion and found out they're going to live. And how are they responding to this turn of events? "I wonder if I can get anything for this coffin now that I don't need it." Hey genius, you're still going to die - just not as soon.
J. Alfont Chalmers 4 years ago
It is customary to leave the coffin at the funeral home, not take it with you.
Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago (edited)
So, 6’2” and coughing. Why are you selling their coffin? I mean, well…you know.
Mary Peace 4 years ago
"It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in!"
Centu Rionick 4 years ago
I'm betting the 'wrong diagnosis' wasn't Anorexia! Geez, how many people he was planning on burying ?
#36
Jet I Mind Tricks
Roger Haywood 4 years ago
That's not Jeff Vader, that's Mr Stevens. He runs the canteen.
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Callie Dryer 4 years ago
Luke…this prune juice is awesome! 😏. He/she said any kind of juice 🤦♀️🤣
#37
Per Doesn't
Peter Kelly 4 years ago
My father asked in a shop for a dozen eggs, but the assistant apologised, saying, "Sorry, we only sell them in 6's and 12's!"....
Neil Bidle 4 years ago
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what the metric system does to you
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Jane Alexander 4 years ago
Makes sense. The eggs the baker does/did need for the cake are already in the batter in the oven, so they're selling the eggs the baker doesn't need just now.
#38
Wonder What Happened To The Chick Muck
Mary Peace 4 years ago
At the take-away by the monastery, there are chip monks and FISH FRIARS.
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Richard Portman 4 years ago
I have a friend who calls them that. I don't have the heart to correct her.
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Alison Boroski 4 years ago
I have actually had the honor of hearing someone say this to me in person
#39
Foot Fetuses
Serial pacifist 4 years ago
All right, I admit, I am a foot fetus. I actually had two feet as a fetus. There, I got it off my chest!
Vic 4 years ago
I knew there was something about you.. I'm glad I found out.. ;-P
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Tobias the Tiger 4 years ago
An ultrasound, but instead of a fetus it's just a giant foot. "Congratulations, it's a foot!" "Oh no, we were hoping for a hand."
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pusheen buttercup 4 years ago
Small note to not single out people's fetishes, don't judge others unless you want them to judge you :)
#40
Mortal Pastel!
Brandy Grote 4 years ago
MORTAL PESSSTLEEE *aggressive music starts as competitors are announced*
Paul K. Johnson 4 years ago
Dammit. I knew the pastel was gonna die. I told everyone and nobody listened. Now look what's happening!
#41
Urban Cheese
Brian Bennett 4 years ago
Our area is just covered with urban cheese we are looking for a cure.
Serial pacifist 4 years ago (edited)
I prefer suburban or village cheese, much healthier, natural.
#42
Best Place For Horse Divorce In Los Angeles? I Want To Serve With Cocktails
Brian Bennett 4 years ago
Please think twice about a Horse Divorce you must think of the horses feelings!
Aisling Raye 4 years ago
There's never a good reason to stay in an un-stable relationship. The foals will be better off for it in the end.
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Vanessa Flores 4 years ago
hors d’oeuvre pronounced or durves lol but looks like it’s hors divore
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Sarah Tate 4 years ago
My grandfather used to (jokingly) call them horse doovers. No matter how many times we'd heard it before he'd say it like he'd just thought it up and expect us to laugh. He was an awesome man - miss you grandpa!!
#43
Genie Pig
BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago
I didn't even realize until I read your comment
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#44
This Panoramic Has Widened The Wealth Gap
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
88 000 ? I don't even have that much on my account ! I almost understand why some people are slighlty socialist, especially with this panoramic destroying the ergonomy.
Analyn Lahr 4 years ago
Okay but did they mean Chile, as in the country? Or did they mean chill? I feel like Chile would be out of context. Unless they're in Chile. IDK.
#45
This Is Currently In The Break Room At My Job. Apparently The Pharmacy Is Performing "Blood Pleasure"
#46
Ah Yes, Milk. How Inspired
Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago (edited)
Problem with In vs Ex, plus I really want to know where on the human anatomy the “stumny” is located.
Maddie Star ⭐ 4 years ago
inspired milk, lol what is the milk inspired to do? or does it inspire the drinker?
#47
Pond Shop
Vermillion Ace #443 4 years ago
😒 I own a few of these and I'm old enough to know some stuff about them! Thupid post trying to make me feel old...blah! (Sorry, I find stuff like this to be annoying)
#48
Found A Great Deal On Some “Great Fruit”
VeryDarkMatter 4 years ago
Plastic, plastic, plastic.. nothing great about that. I know it is hard to avoid sometimes. But everyone can at least reduce and buy products that are not all wrapped. Look at the potato or whatever that is.. completly nonsense.. argh.. * breath in and out into a plastic bag to calm down*
Neil Bidle 4 years ago
When grapes are already a fruit, the name "grapefruit" is rather misleading!
#49
Don't Worry Guys, A Waxing Will Be Here Soon
Serial pacifist 4 years ago
After the recent Covid surge in Brazil, everyone got a Brazilian waxing.
Aisling Raye 4 years ago
I wouldn't be surprised with how some of these alternative medicine people think. "If you wax your middle toe at midnight on the second Tuesday of the month you will be immune to Covid"
#50
Lost My Apple Tight
Anke Dieken 4 years ago
What IS it? Wait, on another thought - please do NOT tell me.
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Aisling Raye 4 years ago
Sorry for those of you offended by a$$hole jokes lmao
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#51
What Kind Of Company Has A Rejection Desk?
Al Christensen 4 years ago
"I'd like to see Mr. Jones." "No. You don't have an appointment. Get out of here."
Maddie Star ⭐ 4 years ago
hello, you are not welcome here, you have been rejected please leave.
April Caron 4 years ago
This might be a more accurate description depending on the type of business. 😁
#52
Is It A Felony Or Is It A Mister Meaner
FoxArtistess 4 years ago
It is actually Misty Meaner, Mr. Meaner's sister.
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Raven DeathShade 4 years ago
Reminds me of the cats named Felony and Miss Demeanor in Return to Howliday Inn. Anyone else read it?
April Caron 4 years ago
Reminds me of the children’s book Miss Alaineous: A Vocabulary Disaster.
Violet Smith 4 years ago
It's sad and also impressive that google suggestions can somehow predict this level of stupidity and come up with this.
#53
The Sky
Scagsy 4 years ago
Easy mistake to make. For clarity, it says; 'Transformers: Rodents In Disguise'. You're welcome.
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Seán Baron 4 years ago
Oh misheard lyrics can be so bloody funny. I remember for years, I thought Madonna sang "with eyes like potato" in 'La Isla Bonita', when it's actually "eyes like the desert.
Seán Baron 4 years ago
Also nowadays,, now I purposely change some lyrics as it makes it funnier. For example, in Britney's 'Toxic' instead of "I'm addicted to you, do you know that you're toxic!", I sing "I'm addicted to you you, do you know Sandi Toksvig?".
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Gracious Goodness 4 years ago
Um.... soooooo.... what does it really say, cuz I thought that was it
#54
Hope He Got Out Of That Colder Sack
Seabeast 4 years ago (edited)
You live in the bottom of a bag. That's what cul de sac means in French.
Neil Bidle 4 years ago
If he drove in, he should be able to drive out, it'll just be difficult!
#55
Add Salt To My Womb
Dodo 4 years ago
🤔 Salting earth does make sure nothing grows. Seems logical
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Yes, Sack Of Riced.
Valentina Lattante 4 years ago
nope, turned himself into a big bag of rice!
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#57
Insect
Alexandru Bucur 4 years ago
Those, filthy, filthy people up on Wall Street...
Load More Replies... Seán Baron 4 years ago
I think someone did keep it in the family with this level of intelligence
#58
Better Call The Corner
CrunChewy McSandybutt 4 years ago
The misspelling is the least offensive thing about this post.
Paul K. Johnson 4 years ago
So you're going to kill someone for having an accident. Gun nuts keep telling us how "law abiding" and "responsible" they are yet there's not a lot of evidence backing those claims. They seem super irresponsible.
#59
Made From Fresh Crap Apples.
#60
Case Idea
Samantha Lomb 4 years ago
oh I remember moving to Pittsburgh and hearing some chick order a caserdiller at a Mexican restaurant with toritiller chips. Another girl in a book shop exclaimed "oh look it's Don quicks-oat ( quixote) and I really questioned where I had moved to.
Wombatred26 4 years ago
I'm trying to figure out how they got 9 layers when one tortilla = 2 layers...there's technically 10 layers there...🤨
Heidi Freeman 4 years ago
The first time I heard someone say quesadilla I thought they had said "case of beer", and I thought yah, we're in for a fun night!
#61
Ah Yes, Look At My Delightful Mexican Cousin
Samantha Lomb 4 years ago
It looks like the contents from the bottom of a wet trash barrel from behind the Mexican restaurant
Peter Kelly 4 years ago
I don't understand any of this! Not the post, or the pictures!! Please explain to an old UK resident!!!
Paola Martz 4 years ago
Nothing wrong here, just a person from Monterrey 🤠 (Mexicans will understand 🤣)
Vic 4 years ago
We do not speak ill of the dead.. a moments silence for the OP's cousin rolling in gravy..
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#62
A Girl Of Small Statue
#63
Toe Curling Organism
I I 4 years ago
just got armoured dlidos out my head , right back in there now
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Andrea Careless 4 years ago
I wrote a news story on marine organisms when I was a reporter at a place with an idiot news reader. He repeatedly said marine orgasms. 🤣
#64
The Gazebo Effect
Brian Bennett 4 years ago
You'd be amazed how many doctors prescribe Gazebos. I know this is very hard to swallow
#65
Wheel Barrel
Paul K. Johnson 4 years ago
Now I want to get a barrel, mount a couple wheels and a couple handles on it.
Alexandru Bucur 4 years ago
Pretty sure that's already a thing - there are at least a couple of instructables on how to make one. https://www.instructables.com/Wheelbarrow-Made-From-Plastic-Barrel/
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CrunChewy McSandybutt 4 years ago
This one is common and I can see why people would make that mistake.
#66
Symphony Vote? Sounds Orchestrated
Brian Bennett 4 years ago
Sympathy can be found in the dictionary between s**t and syphilis. (Quote from a Doctor- honest)
#67
Being Bag Couch
Dorothy Parker 4 years ago
Sure that's not some of the sour dough that's taken over during the pandemic?
#68
It Sure Is Very Brave Admitting You're A Sex Attic
#69
Jewel Carriage Way
J Gund 4 years ago
I can't figure out what they were trying to type... Can any pandas help translate 'jewel carriage way' for me, please?
WillemPenn 4 years ago
Yes, the joys of conjugation: "I sprint, I sprant, I have sprunt." :-D
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M O'Connell 4 years ago
A dual carriageway is the British equivalent of an American divided highway. I assume this is relevant because they were driving quite quickly?
Load More Replies... Maddie Star ⭐ 4 years ago
where is this jewel carriage way you speak of? are all the jewels free?
#70
Reptile Terrorism
Alexandru Bucur 4 years ago
I protest this racist profiling - just because the dragon is bearded, that doesn't make him a terrorist!
Random Citizen 4 years ago
The fact that the terrorism was upgraded to a bigger tank is worrying.
#71
Mid Evil Ages!
Scagsy 4 years ago
Just when we'd educated everyone against comic sans this comes along.
Load More Replies... Neil Bidle 4 years ago
This is like American thinking the "dark ages" was literally dark, due to pollution.*actually read this
thefaithfulspouse 4 years ago
I could almost give this a pass as the real spelling of medieval is insane
#72
Roman Numerals
Caro Caro 4 years ago (edited)
Full of I and V, X, L, C, D and M. Now you know your LCD, Next time won't you sing ..
Violet Smith 4 years ago
When he's finished his "numerals," he can look in the cup and say "O I C U R M T."
Load More Replies... Seán Baron 4 years ago
A Roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers and says "5 beers please!"
Brian Bennett 4 years ago
Roman numerals always confused me so I stuck to Noodles - stupid huh!
Aisling Raye 4 years ago
My favorite Roman numeral is LXIX. (I'd get so many updoots for that joke on Reddit lol)
#73
To Shay
wow that's fantastic 4 years ago
once i had a person in my game that would keep accusing people of being impostor, his reason was "he vanted from mesbay to electricity"
#74
It's A Doggy-Dog World Out There
Violet Smith 4 years ago
They do this exact joke on "Modern Family." In the same episode, the character Gloria also says "coal digger" instead of "gold digger," and "ol' tomato" instead of "ultimatum."
VulcansAreSexy 4 years ago
I think this also showed up on Dharma and Greg
Load More Replies... Stephanie A Mutti 4 years ago
I thought it was Doggy-dog until 7th grade too [i'm 50 now]. I suppose it matters how old this person is. I like Doggy-dog better than dog-eat-dog.
#75
Never Violate The Sugar Code
#76
Atomized Hospital Bill
SobyKay 4 years ago
Im more concerned about the point of the story. Is this true? What does it even mean?
Brian Bennett 4 years ago
Hospitals are notorious for atomized bills. Guess I'm stupid but the rest is impissible!
#77
It's The Curse Of Writing
Analyn Lahr 4 years ago
I believe cursive is what you were going for. But I think spelling and grammar are more important at present.
Alexandru Bucur 4 years ago
Tbh, back in my day we absolutely cursed the need to write in cursive because the teacher would rip out pages from our notebooks is she deemed our writing wasn't up to her standards...
Brian Bennett 4 years ago
I don't find writing a curse I find it relaxing and rather hilarious - especially here!
Nixxy 4 years ago
Ugh, I had to spend almost all my school time on thursdays practicing my cursive because our teacher one thursdays was obsessed with cursive
Raven DeathShade 4 years ago
My family is homeschooled except for my big brother. Our curriculum requires us to learn cursive until around 8th or 9th grade. Every time someone reaches that level there is much celebrating from them XD. So. Much. Cursive.
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Serial pacifist 4 years ago
The curse of writing is one that is frequently avoided by bigots, trumpists, and the whole radical gang.
#78
Maybe You’re So Post To Learn How To Spell Before High School
#79
Fairest Wheel
#80
Bomb Fire
Katie Lutesinger 4 years ago
That is a very nice firepit, mind you. Too bad they're going to blow it up. Just imagine the shrapnel!
#81
Photo Chopped
Dorothy Parker 4 years ago (edited)
Off topic but such a thing as nightmares are made of. Monstrous. Glad it's been chopped.
Random Citizen 4 years ago
After my divorce I did that, photo chopped her out of all the good ones with scissors.
Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 4 years ago
Living in Jacksonville for a short bit, I got to see the Kismet docked a few times on the river. It's a super-yacht, so big that it birthed a smaller yacht for the owner (Shahid Khan, owner of the Jaguars) to dork around in =-_-= The thing was a monstrosity.
Camilla Koutsos 4 years ago
Photochopped is a term I use. I used to hold a licence for Photoshop, but Photochopping is much more informative than Photoshopping.
Alexandru Bucur 4 years ago
Well, the picture is "photo chopped" as he puts it, but I'm not sure why someone chose to photoshop an image when you can just use an actual photo of huge ships in Venice. There's a reason they banned them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_oxvQGHh3o
#82
Grandma Has Phenomena
CbusResident 4 years ago
This is arguably a grammatically defensible statement (although accidentally); it could correctly be said that a person's grandmother is in an icu for a medical phenomena, meaning they have some very unusual medical conditions. Being accidentally correct is how I got through 8th Grade!
Vanta Black 4 years ago
I wonder what kind of phenomena put her in the hospital. And how she got multiple at once.
#83
Middle Aged Cork Asians
#85
Yee-Haw! Nothing Like A Good Old Fashioned "Bond Fire"!
Vic 4 years ago
And after being an elite spy, one of the best, 007 met his end. He was burned down by a bunch of idiots..
#86
No Gulf Carts Pass This Point
Violet Smith 4 years ago (edited)
*in best Gandalf voice* "Gulf carts!! Ye shall not pass this point!"
Violet Smith 4 years ago
Also , "pass" should be "past," unless this sign is written in the imperative, which I doubt.
#87
Folder Bull Chairs
Paul K. Johnson 4 years ago
LOL.... your stooped. Its porter bull.... lololololololololol!!!!!!!
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Un For Filling
Brian Bennett 4 years ago
Maybe if you feel un for filling don't stream don't even get in the water!
#89
Loosing The Wheel!
Brian Bennett 4 years ago
Please hold on to the wheel, the life you save may be your own! Wine won't help.
WildHoneyPie 4 years ago
That's because reading these posts may be contagious. Quick, read something clever! George Takai's Twitter comments should work
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#90
Ice Sickles
#91
Always Make Sure To Measure The Temperature In Degrease. You Wouldn't Want To Slip
#92
Inner Minute Fasting
Dorothy Parker 4 years ago
Yeah no. I've been doing in a minute fasting for ages. Doesn't work.
#93
I Love Optional Illusions
Neil Bidle 4 years ago
Technically they aren't completely wrong about the planes, a plane could effectively fly at the same speed as a strong headwind, so stationary compared to the ground, but it's not something that happen long enough to stand and watch a plane hover!
#94
Leave Blower
TheCanadianShark 4 years ago (edited)
I thought that was a demon dog from stranger things I forgot the names lol
#95
Left On The Curve
#96
Has ‘Installed’ For Me 🙈
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Erin S 4 years ago
There's a "chester drawers" on my local Craigslist right now. chester-61...8f-png.jpg 
Mary Peace 4 years ago
Usually it's a chest of draws. Makes me laugh too.
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Violet Smith 4 years ago
I once saw someone online describe someone else as a real "pre-Madonna." And "wallah" (instead of "voilà") is depressingly common.
Benjamin Thor Collier V 4 years ago
Good News! The state of Oregon ended math & reading requirements for high school graduates. Ergo, the dumbassery will continue for the foreseeable future...
Demi Zwaan 4 years ago
Yeah. Most of these are just speech to text errors, which isn't really funny.
Samantha Lomb 4 years ago (edited)
As a person who spent three years teaching at a university in the US, I don't think so. A LOT of students struggled with homophones and I remember having to read papers aloud to figure out what they meant. And this was pre- speech to text becoming widespread. Funnily enough my ESL kids rarely make such mistakes
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Duncan 4 years ago
Maybe I have an aptitude for it, but I was a really good speller when i was in year 3. So, i guess I am hoping all these people are very young because otherwise the education system has a lot to answer for.
Grace and Lucy 4 years ago
This many people with spelling and pronunciation issues is a troubling sign.
Cheri Aline Sydney 4 years ago
... Not to mention context and comprehension.... The expression "oh, my word!" comes to mind....
Load More Replies... Erin S 4 years ago
There's a "chester drawers" on my local Craigslist right now. chester-61...8f-png.jpg
Mary Peace 4 years ago
Usually it's a chest of draws. Makes me laugh too.
Load More Replies... Violet Smith 4 years ago
I once saw someone online describe someone else as a real "pre-Madonna." And "wallah" (instead of "voilà") is depressingly common.
Benjamin Thor Collier V 4 years ago
Good News! The state of Oregon ended math & reading requirements for high school graduates. Ergo, the dumbassery will continue for the foreseeable future...
Demi Zwaan 4 years ago
Yeah. Most of these are just speech to text errors, which isn't really funny.
Samantha Lomb 4 years ago (edited)
As a person who spent three years teaching at a university in the US, I don't think so. A LOT of students struggled with homophones and I remember having to read papers aloud to figure out what they meant. And this was pre- speech to text becoming widespread. Funnily enough my ESL kids rarely make such mistakes
Load More Replies... Duncan 4 years ago
Maybe I have an aptitude for it, but I was a really good speller when i was in year 3. So, i guess I am hoping all these people are very young because otherwise the education system has a lot to answer for.
Grace and Lucy 4 years ago
This many people with spelling and pronunciation issues is a troubling sign.
Cheri Aline Sydney 4 years ago
... Not to mention context and comprehension.... The expression "oh, my word!" comes to mind....
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