40 Times People Struggled To Use The Correct Words And It Resulted In These Hilarious Mishaps

This should be higher

Maybe it's about the next coke delivery and they wanted to say "Shipped in the butt".

Them Puerto Ricans be getting up in everyone's business...

That may take some time...

😂😂😂😂God! I actually laughed after seeing this

Home, sweet home.

An axe grants you access to many places. It may be illegal access, but it's access nonetheless.

I went to a better school than you did mate!

They're cinnamon synonyms! Quite delicious

You mean everyone's ridden on her?

Let see if they'll learn how "pronounced" is spelled next.

How much do you want for her?

Hahaha! That's oddly fitting.

I would watch this though.

Not quite how the maths works, but I love the additional gem of getting around a possibly choosing beggar too.

The response is the correct one

There is nothing better than a good lip tickle!

Oh boy, "incest" is definitely not a good way to relax!😬🤣🤣

Oh dear.

Nah, he just got a con cushion.

It gives a whole new meaning to "French pastry".

I still don't know what that person ate last night.

Giggles are never horrible but bites definitely are😂

*laughs in medieval king*

Gah - it's "egg horn", you idiot.

When I was in roller derby, a teammate's derby name was Mazel Tov Cocktail (she was Jewish).

Poor Snoopy

Methinks this may not be the mistake you think it is ;)

If i am unloading sitting on the can, i would really hope not to be transported somewhere else in the universe while my pants were down.

It helps your hands grow.

Lets hope you never reproduct!

Nah, barbie cue sauce is better.

Mmm..not a food combo I'd want to try!

My mom had kid's knee stones.

Okay, the real story here is the "wrong diagnosis". Apparently, this person was told by a doctor that they were goinmg to die, so they got a coffin. Then they got a second opinion and found out they're going to live. And how are they responding to this turn of events? "I wonder if I can get anything for this coffin now that I don't need it." Hey genius, you're still going to die - just not as soon.

so much wrong here :D

So how much is a baker's doesn't? 11?

You mean cheap monks?

All right, I admit, I am a foot fetus. I actually had two feet as a fetus. There, I got it off my chest!

MORTAL PESSSTLEEE *aggressive music starts as competitors are announced*

Our area is just covered with urban cheese we are looking for a cure.

Trainer Joe's.

It took me a minute to realize they mean "guinea pig."

pan-damnit

Nothing signed Dracula!

"Stumny Rumbles"..sounds like the name of a metal band

Well let's go thishin!

Make America grape again!

I wish Covid was that easy to get rid off..

That construction would make me lose my apple tight too.

"I'd like to see Mr. Jones." "No. You don't have an appointment. Get out of here."

It is actually a miss and not a mister, a miss Dee Meaner.

Omg that’s what I used to think it said 🙈

If your sack gets too much colder it'll be a dead end.

sounds like a birth control slogan!

Sacrificed?

what the f**k is going on here....

Idiots

Censoring one, but not the other...? Who edits these entries?

oh I remember moving to Pittsburgh and hearing some chick order a caserdiller at a Mexican restaurant with toritiller chips. Another girl in a book shop exclaimed "oh look it's Don quicks-oat ( quixote) and I really questioned where I had moved to.

It looks like the contents from the bottom of a wet trash barrel from behind the Mexican restaurant

I have a statue of limitations.

That's what you get on the lip tickle machine with an armored dildo.

You'd be amazed how many doctors prescribe Gazebos. I know this is very hard to swallow

Now I want to get a barrel, mount a couple wheels and a couple handles on it.