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Scrolling through funny memes can be a great way to unwind after a long day. But sometimes, you come across one that makes you pause, stare a little blankly, and then let out a sigh—a good kind of sigh, of course. You know the ones—the memes that are so utterly nonsensical, so weirdly relatable, or just plain strange that they leave you with a goofy grin.
There’s a popular Instagram page called Themuffreport dedicated to sharing exactly those kinds of mind-numbing memes. We’ve combed through their posts and picked out some of their funniest ones for you to enjoy. Scroll down to check them out and upvote your favorites!
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Ace 1 year ago
Should be higher. Most of these so-called generations go through exactly the same stages, feelings and life experiences as did every previous generation, characterised above all else by them firmly asserting and believing that they're the first to feel and act in that way.
Mr. Jones 1 year ago
I will respectfully disagree because every generation is exposed to newer technology. So I can promise you me having no access to the world at 8 in 1975 is a whole lot different than an 8yo today with a phone, an ipad and access to the world getting cyber bullied on social media. Yeah, we all go through puberty and deal with the pains of growing up, but I think childhood and teen years have gotten progressively worse by the amount of anonymous access people digitally. Every generation deals with their own issues, music, wars, politics, but it's not all the same. Every generation has a different experience. So that's me respectfully disagreeing to an extent, but not totally disagreeing. LOL.
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Mimi La Souris 1 year ago
ok with the beginning, disagree with the end : I thank my elder for making me discover the music of their time and those before, the swing of the Roaring Twenties, the overblown voices of the 40s, the motown, the yéyé (french music in the 60's), Fado, classicals... I might have discovered it all by myself but to have bathed in all its sounds since childhood leaves me wonderful memories.
keyboardtek 1 year ago (edited)
And every new generation's music sounds like c**p to adults. As a professional musician who has played and recorded every form of music, I can attest that pop music today is less complicated, more primitive, and requires less talent and skill to play than the previous generation's pop music. I was actually blown away when those bands that could barely tune a guitar, could barely keep a steady beat, and had screaming for what was supposed to be vocals, then became a popular money making form of music known as grunge. And that many of our youth lacked any basic music education to realize this music is c**p.
sturmwesen 1 year ago
Music should transport emotions, it doesn't have to be text book perfect. *shrug*
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Mr. Jones 1 year ago
It wasn't people who started the generational thing, it was whoever came up with the names and time periods that define which generation you are a part of. I'm Gen X. I don't remember knowing I was part of Gen X until Gen Y came around. Made no sense to me, but at 55, I do see the differences between generations. As long as we don't use our generational status to shame others, it's fine.
Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey 1 year ago
at the risk of being P(I)C, and sexes.....when i was a kid we had two....and you could tell which was which by um....looking......
Andrea Careless 1 year ago
Ok snowflake. Just kidding. I can’t stand ageism.
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hmm Also what if you are born like 1 second after the end of a period that belongs to a so-called "generation"? Do you magically become not racist and magically stop telling people to get off your lawn? It's nonsense, there's no such thing as a generation.
Pamela Scott 1 year ago
I remember my Great Aunt acting all shocked when she came in the house and I had the radio on and she started fussing about how she couldn't believe Grannie was letting me listen to that kind of noise. Grannie stopped her and asked if she remembered when their Mom caught Aunt Gurdy playing Maple Leaf Rag on the piano. I honest listen to a bit of everything. Probably listen to more stuff from outside the states and pretty much any other country. No cookie cutter formula music thay way.
Themuffreport has over 900k followers, and it’s not surprising—the internet loves memes that have a hint of weird or are a bit ironic. It feels like those of us who spend our lives online have developed a taste for the absurd. But why do we find things funny, especially nonsensical ones?
Peter McGraw, a professor of marketing and psychology at the University of Colorado Boulder, explores this idea in his book The Humor Code: A Global Search for What Makes Things Funny, which he wrote with journalist Joel Warner.
There are several theories about what makes us laugh, but McGraw, along with Caleb Warren, an associate professor of marketing at the University of Arizona, came up with one that covers it all: the benign violation theory. As McGraw explains, “People laugh at, they’re amused by, they judge something as funny if it is simultaneously wrong yet okay, threatening yet safe, doesn’t make sense yet makes sense.”
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Musti 1 year ago (edited)
What I wouldn't give to be an early bird. Us night owls struggle every day (and night) with societal norm of waking up early. Exhausting!!
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CrazyKnitter 1 year ago
I still think y'all are crazy. But I am an introverted night owl with social anxiety, so my idea of a good day is to snuggle up with a good book around 11 and accidentally read until 2-3 am.
Toothless Feline 1 year ago
Waking up in the AM is definitely not amazing.
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BoredPossum 1 year ago
There's a 6 am now? I know about 6 pm, but the other one seems like torture.
keyboardtek 1 year ago
Well you will find out when you reach 65 that that sleep cycle is not a choice. You can't help it. Add naps in the middle of the day.
Gozer LeGozerian 1 year ago
It's not a choice the entire life. Everyone is a chronotype, people just suppress it to conform to societal demands (looking at you, early birds!)
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Agfox 1 year ago
7am for us because that's when our cat gets sick of sitting in our bedroom doorway, jumps up on the bed & pats my wife's face to demand breakfast. The cat used to sleep in the laundry but decided to yowl like ghoul intermittently during the night, which echoed around the whole house. She now sleeps in her covered house on a heated pad, on a thick rug in the living room...sigh!
Bill Kubeck 1 year ago
My bedroom windows face east, so getting up at 7 am is old news. I just have to with my wife's night-owl schedule.
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Kiss Army 1 year ago
Yup... having to pay out of pocket for $700 glasses didn't seem so bad when it came time to buy a $5,500 hearing aid (luckily I only need one and can hear out of my other ear just fine)!
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Barry Fruitman 1 year ago (edited)
I was going to mock American healthcare but then remembered they're not included here in Ontario either 😭
Birgitte Lütken 1 year ago
Eyes and teeth have nothing to do with your body, apparently they're extras that cost more and are applied afterwards.
Puppy Dancing! 1 year ago
Eye disease indicates heart disease, diabetes, ect. Teeth can cause heart disease and death if untreated.
Verfin22 1 year ago
In the good old USofA I have three separate health plans. My vision plan didn't even cover cataracts. SMDH.
TheNewJenBrady 1 year ago
The United States government definitely feels that way. Medicaid pays for adults to get emergency dental work when your teeth have become so bad that you are in severe pain because you couldn't afford regular cleanings and exams. But I guess that is more economical or something lol
AnkleByter 1 year ago
This one isn't up to medicaid, it's up to the individual state. Right now there are like 39 states (and D.C) that cover not only basic dental care, but also emergency dental care. Some of those states do limit the types of care or how often. There are more than a handful of states that are just recently adding in to their options for dental care too. There are actually a lot more states that offer beyond emergency dental services than there are ones that don't. It's not perfect, but it's progress. Medicaid covers far more than people think it does. Sometimes you have to jump through hoops, but that applies to pretty much all services any medicaid provider offers (or medicaid covers for that matter).
Load More Replies...“You can imagine kind of a Venn diagram, an overlap, between benign and violation,” McGraw elaborates on the theory. “What happens is the violation gives us arousal, makes us concerned, and then what we call the benign appraisal, seeing how this is okay, flips it and turns it from bad to good and we laugh to tell the world this thing that seems so threatening is actually harmless.”
#4
Mother Of Birb 1 year ago
This is what OF was made for. It’s advertised as a space where people can pay to see you teach them yoga or something.
Ouss Ben Aziza 1 year ago (edited)
This is actually amazing! The famous youtuber Dad, How do i! Never had the opportunity to learn grandma's recipes so this would be ideal.
Bill Kubeck 1 year ago
Anyone who can cook anything well on a wood-fired stove like that is a food goddess. I once cooked Thanksgiving dinner on one of those, so I do understand.
similarly 1 year ago
There's actually a youtube channel, "Dad, how do I ...?" by a guy named Rob Kenney. Kenney lost his father when he was 12, and that influenced his decision to make a youtube channel giving "Dad" advice on how to do things.
Brenda White 1 year ago
Oh I love that, thank you for remembering him and carrying on his wisdom
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago (edited)
My father, a tail-end member of the Great Generation, was the one who taught me how to cook, sew, milk goats, keep a garden, shoot a rifle, drive manual, and identify local flora. Isn't just old women who knew these things. My mother couldn't find her way out of a bag if it was open at both ends.
Brenda White 1 year ago
Hahaha. That's telling it like it is! That's all fine and good. Yay Dad and you!
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Ace 1 year ago
I see them on the ski slopes probably five or six times a season. Boom-box in rucksack, invariably blasting out music designed to annoy the maximum number of people. I just don't get it.
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detective miller's hat 1 year ago
This is why you should always bring a bag of snacks to the beach. Not to eat, but to sneakily toss near the group of annoying people so they eventually get so overrun with seagulls that they have to leave.
Mike F 1 year ago
🎶I'd love to change the world, but I don't know what to do, so I'll leave it up to you-uuu🎶 - Ten Years After
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KittyGaming 1 year ago
I always think this when I see something like this, headphones exist man, you can find cheep really good quality ones at the hecking dollar tree, a pair of headphones and a case for 2.50 dollars and they last a pretty good while
martymcmatrix 1 year ago
This is how I treat these synaptic single strokers....get your phone out...scan for bluetooth devices...pair the speaker to your phone...have fun! 🔇
WonderWoman 1 year ago
I was on a nature walk recently and there was a woman having the LOUDEST facetime call ever. She had zero social skills. I started whistling as I got closer, ya know, so she'd realize I could hear and she called ME rude! B!tch, step off. HAng up the phone.
marianne eliza 1 year ago
The person playing the loud, intrusive music truly believes people will hear it and think that he/she is so cool.
Jenna Logan 1 year ago
I feel the same about people who have concert speakers in their cars and sit in traffic or even better, their driveways at home for hours listening to the loudest most obnoxious s**t that vibrates not only my house but my brain so I can't think straight or sleep at night when I have to be at work at 5 am. That's exactly what I want in my life!
McGraw and Warren tested their framework in various settings. In one study for a 2010 research paper, they asked University of Colorado students whether certain statements made them laugh.
One passage that respondents found both wrong and funny was: “Before he passed away, Keith’s father told his son to cremate his body. Then he told Keith to do whatever he wished with the remains. Keith decided to snort his dead father’s ashes.” The violation here, of course, is the snorting of the ashes. But the benign part is that Keith’s dad had said he could do whatever he wanted with the remains, making it technically okay.
#6
BookFanatic 1 year ago
I'm in northern Illinois (US) and we had a tornado warning last night. All that happened was a poof of wind and a lot of rain. Not complaining, because a friend in southern IL lost part of their roof.
Mike F 1 year ago
Me too. West Michigan, here, but boy did we have the thunder and lightning! It was some anomaly apparently, but my dog was terrified long about the second or third house rumbler.
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🇫🇮 Goth Nurse 🇫🇮 1 year ago
This is here right now, yesterday and today. It just rained for 15 minutes yesterday and it was mostly sunny otherwise. Let's see how today goes.
Lucky2BAlive 1 year ago
Meteorologist - the only job you can have where you only have to be right half the time.
#7
Abel 1 year ago (edited)
We are considered to be the top predators in the trophic chain and then look at this . The officer was ambushed like a trapped mouse.
Charity Angel 1 year ago
We were apex predators. Then we invented things like Health & Safety and started devolving instead.
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ThisIsMe 1 year ago
On a flight earlier this year, I waited hours for my late-arriving bag to be delivered to hotel. Eventually gave up, drove back to airport, and went to baggage claim. Long line of people waiting for the office. I stepped over the "rope", found my very distinctive bag, carried it back to my car and left. No one spoke to me or looked at me. Back at the hotel, I continued to "track" my bag and its estimated delivery to me. After a couple of days it simply "disappeared" online. That was Austin TX
BookFanatic 1 year ago
I was at a baggage claim where you had to show a ticket to a security guard. She'd check to make sure the number matched the one on your bag. This was eons ago, so who knows if it's still the case.
Mimi La Souris 1 year ago
and security of big liars when you can buy a Swiss army knife and bottles after passing the "security"
funkybluegirl (she/her) 1 year ago
When I was younger, you had to show your 'baggage claim ticket' before leaving the airport; and the ticket had to match your luggage.
Jupittance 1 year ago
That's because airport security has to do with not letting planes blow up. Where your bag goes after it doesn't blow up their plane doesn't concern them.
Mary Peace 1 year ago
Kind of true, but why would you want someone else's bag? Do you sneak a look at the X-ray to see if there's something worth having inside there?
NoNicknamePanda 1 year ago
Years ago, security used to sit by the exit and you had to show them your copy of the baggage tags. They used to care.
The benign violation theory doesn’t suggest that jokes have to be extreme to be funny. However, it does explain how they can fall short—they can be too benign or too much of a violation. “Dad jokes, when they’re not funny, are rarely ever offensive. They fall on the boring side of the continuum,” McGraw points out. “But there are a lot of jokes that are very risqué and when those jokes fail, people are offended. They’re outraged.”
#9
Tucker Cahooter 1 year ago
Well if the movies are true, every window in Paris does have a perfect view of the Eiffel Tower
Mimi La Souris 1 year ago
tout à fait ! :D it's always true ! ... in movies.
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Bill Kubeck 1 year ago (edited)
Yup. And if I meet someone who believes this, I ask them if they have cats. If they say yes, I ask the why the cats have not pushed everything off the edge yet.
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Robert Larson, LPN, JD 1 year ago
LOL, I don't have kids and wondered the same - then I looked at the group!!! I still don't have an answer.
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otherwise, in real life, yes, a baby needs tenderness to develop properly. I volunteered in a maternity home, and I’ve seen how hugs change babies in need of affection
der sebbl 1 year ago
As was tested in 'the olden times'. Some (I think German) lord wanted to know what happens if children just get nourishment, but no social interactions - didn't work well
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Donna P Sisk 1 year ago
Yes they need love. The Nazis put babies by themselves and babies that they took care of the babies that were left by themselves all died. That should tell you.
Charity Angel 1 year ago
Never stuck with the mobile version long enough to find out, but in the main games, if you don't interact with them, a social worker comes and takes them away.
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Lisa Jarvis 1 year ago
I think this question is from someone who remembers being called 'two peas in a pod'
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Reminds me of some of the wicked insane questions people post on Quora. I honestly can't tell if they're stupid parents or pranksters trying to get a rise out of us.
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BeesEelsAndPups 1 year ago
In the void before the dawn of humanity, there was only the Word. The Word was the work of the great demon Will of the Gate. It changed the the manner and presentation of the great profits. Confusing the masses and leading them unto madness. But lo, Adobe spoketh unto its people, for Adobe was good. And in its benevolence, it created a Portable Document Format. The words of the profits, now secure, were brought to the people, and light entered the lives of man. Amen
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WubiDubi 1 year ago
Foxit Reader diverged from Adobe believing that there should be more choice and less noisy preaching.
Anonymous 1 year ago
PDFsam diveged from Foxit believe that joining the PDF religion should be free
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Leesa DeAndrea 1 year ago
At least people won't be burned alive for failing to convert to PDF.
Ultimately, a person’s perspective on what they consider right or wrong determines if they find something funny, and this is highly individual. “There’s very little that’s universal when it comes to comedy, to be honest,” notes McGraw.
What someone views as benign or a violation is influenced by many factors—their beliefs, lifestyle, the number of drinks they’ve had, the context they’re in, whether they’re in a comedy club or a church, and naturally, their culture, because culture creates norms and rules. “A lot of comedy breaks rules, so it depends on what rules you value and don’t value in that way.”
#12
Papa 1 year ago
The best graffiti I ever saw was on the wall of a summer camp cabin: "You can twist it, you can shake it, you can beat it on the wall, but when you put it in your pants the last two drops will fall."
BringMeMyDragons 1 year ago
'Here I sit, broken hearted. Tried to shït but only farted. An hour later, took a chance...tried to fart and shït my pants!'
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Raymond Smith 1 year ago
So can capitalization, Jane helped Jack off a horse, JANE HELPED JACK OFF A HORSE.
Nonna_SoF 1 year ago
I mean, they've got to get the stuff for artificial insemination somehow.
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BookFanatic 1 year ago
Yes. We're in the US and I swear she met someone she knew in friggin' Ireland.
keyboardtek 1 year ago
When I turned 18 and started going to the local bars, everyone knew me as my brother's brother, because he was a very charismatic, "man about town" person. They never remembered my name.
Sometimes, timing can play a crucial role. McGraw once conducted a study to see how long it would take for people to start laughing at something tragic. “The amount of time depends on a lot of things, including how big a violation it is,” he says. “But as a result of that work, we revised the idea that comedy is tragedy plus time to be comedy is tragedy plus the right amount of time.”
There are many topics that are initially too sensitive to joke about, but after a while, they become acceptable. However, if too much time passes, they might no longer be relevant or funny. The key is finding that “sweet spot” when the timing is just right.
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Edgar Rops 1 year ago
Once, I was looking for my phone while talking to a friend. On the phone. And he was suggesting places where to look
Farah the Turtle 1 year ago
LMAO once I looked for my glasses. They were on my face
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At school, I forgot my cell phone in a classroom. A fellow teacher, who has her class in the same room, brings it back laughing her butt off. "Read the text I just sent you", she says. The text reads "Dude, you forgot your phone in here."
Mary Peace 1 year ago
You began your post, "At school", so I thought you were a pupil. Brave teacher to admit to this.
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Victoria 1 year ago
I have done that. One time in a grocery store I asked for help from a stocker to look for my phone and she pointed to my face 😭
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Gibberint Dark 1 year ago (edited)
I spent half an hour looking for my glasses... Only to realise that I was wearing them... Doh...
Edward Treen 1 year ago
My ex once rang me at work from our home landline to ask me to ring her mobile phone because she'd mislaid it. Not worth suggesting otherwise, I did as requested.
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Tom Hardeveld 1 year ago
Children born head first briefly wear their mother as a turtleneck onesie, but...
DC 1 year ago
... are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do ...
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Tucker Cahooter 1 year ago
I love it when I am overtaken on a highway and then catch up to them when we are all stopped at the traffic light on the roadworks
Greta Kolding 1 year ago
Or when they've been stopped by the police for speeding.
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Corinna Weisz 1 year ago
We drove home from vacation in Italy to Austria, and since our small green old Polo has a 30 l gas tank, we stop regularly to fill up. Funny, when you see the same cars and trailers at your next stop again 😅
Mimi La Souris 1 year ago
On the other hand, I like to stop and then pass the trucks I had already passed, it gives me the impression of not having wasted any time :)
David Madden 1 year ago
I just consider it beating the game, hitting restart, and at again...but better.
Why is it that time helps make something funnier? “Because the passage of time creates distance from it, and distance, whether it be the passage of time or physical distance or relational distance, helps turn violations into benign violations by removing their threat,” McGraw reasons.
For example, in that study, his team measured people’s reactions to a parody account of Hurricane Katrina. “What we found was as Katrina was wreaking havoc on the New York metropolitan area, the jokes coming out of this parody account weren’t funny. Then, with the passage of time, they started to become funny and less offensive. And then further, months and months later, those jokes no longer seemed relevant,” McGraw recalls.
“I can’t remember the exact date but it was like 39 days after Hurricane Katrina we found that those jokes peaked. Of course, in some cases, it peaks an hour later. [...] And there are some tragedies in the world that may never peak because it never becomes okay to joke about.”
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xolitaire 1 year ago
I'm not even a boomer or anything but I detest streaming services. I don't have any. (But I barely watch TV either so its kind of a pattern I guess)
George Costanza 1 year ago
Well yeah if you barely watch TV you wouldn't be interested in paying for additional TV services. Kind of obvious.
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SDLT010 1 year ago
Well It wouldn't really be cable, my understanding of cable rn is that you can watch everything but only when it's on at the moment and if it's even on cable. With streaming services you can watch whatever you want when you want but only if it's on the streaming service. The best thing to do would be something where you can watch everything when you want and all of the shows and movies and etc. are on this thing.
Cat Chat 1 year ago
That's over the air networks you're talking about. Cable just bundled them all together in one or more packages.
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Mohamed Reda 1 year ago
It's called pirating, and you can get all of them for like $15 a year.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Normally, ala carte is more expensive, but when I add up the annual cost of all the streaming services I'm subscribed to, and there's a lot, it's still cheaper than cable.
Gibberint Dark 1 year ago
Freeview TV for me... I won't have any service or device that requires a contract or direct debit...
Donna Sempek 1 year ago
When’s I moved to the mountains I had to get used to streaming. Since I’m old and forgetful I can watch old movies and have forgotten the ending
alicia 1 year ago
This is the full circle kind of BS I've been saying we're probably going to get to for YEARS. They're already past the halfway point in my mind, with the forced ads. Many are going to come to a consensus and make this joint platform soon enough, 5-7 yrs tops. Others will want to join after a few years. We're already getting some semblance of it with YT live and Hlulu live etc costing over $70/month. Absolute insanity.
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Spidercat 1 year ago
Wait a dang minuto... Which of you insane people are washing duvet covers with clothes? You change a duvet cover and you have to change the under sheet and pillow cases too.. Surely that's a load right there? I mean... Are you mad or are you mental.
Lotekguy 1 year ago
Clothes hide in those corners because they'd rather stay damp than go back onto your body.
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Robert Trebor 1 year ago
Each of my sheets has its own mesh bag, I don't care if it's like prison to be confined that way. I'm tired of a damp lump in the middle of every sheet.
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ZuriLovesYou 1 year ago
Jesus, mate! Thete are nicer ways of saying things, you know!
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Dawnieangel76 1 year ago
This is the only time I was ever REALLY ashamed of judging someone by their appearance. By all accounts, Post Malone is one of the best celebrities around. He's talented, humble, truly grateful for his fame, and VERY kind and generous.
Although humor is very personal, some things are more likely to resonate with a wide range of people. “The most universal [one] is physical comedy. That is, on the individual level, things like tickling and play-fighting,” says McGraw. We know this because non-human primates laugh when they play-fight. And if you search the internet for “rat laughter,” you can even find videos of rats being tickled and laughing in their own way.
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Nea 1 year ago
Coincidentally, I was in a planetarium in Delhi just today and when they showed earth for the first time, the whole theatre cheered loudly. But they were all kids so… understandable.
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Tom Hardeveld 1 year ago
my uncle drowned in a whiskey-barrel. people tried to save him but he bravely fought back
Mike Beck 1 year ago
Afterwards, they had him cremated. He burned for three days!
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Der Kommissar 1 year ago (edited)
For wine aficionados; Do you sniff the screw-top like its a cork?
Lucky2BAlive 1 year ago
I think you’ll like this, it’s a bit oakie with a hint of aunt … pairs delightfully with a steak and twice baked gramma
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A classic example of physical comedy that most people recognize is someone slipping on a banana peel. When they fall, it instantly makes us worry about their safety. But if they get up and dust themselves off, the situation becomes light-hearted—and that’s what makes it funny.
“That’s as close as we come because there are no cultural norms, there is no language, and it all is connected to that idea of physical play,” McGraw sums up. “But as you know, not everybody finds pratfalls to be amusing, so there are real limits to the universality of comedy.”
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Raymond Smith 1 year ago
And remember it is someones ex house for a reason, just like ex girlfriends. Someone left for a reason.
Sue Ellen Jensen 1 year ago
I bought my 1003 sf house in a Denver suburb for $235k 10 years ago and could get more than double that now. I will never willingly sell it, though.
D. Pitbull 1 year ago
I live in Vancouver... 1200 Sq ft house... $415k? That's.. uhm... that's really quite the 'suspiciously low' price here.
CorgiGirl 1 year ago
I was gonna say " sign me up for 1200 sqft at $415K. My god I have 800 sq ft and it's worth about $700K
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Me. Just Me. 1 year ago
And a reduction in the selling agent's commission for the absolutely terrible pictures they allowed on the listing!
NoNicknamePanda 1 year ago
Zillow should absolutely have comments! Especially when the photos show the worst examples of housekeeping/hoarding.
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Luis Hernandez Dauajare 1 year ago
Mine is more similar to the Little Mermaid. The original, Danish one...
xolitaire 1 year ago
In German cautionary tales "do not play with matchsticks" is not taught by a simple explanation. It's taught by the main character burning to ash.
MalibuClassicMan 1 year ago
Thanks for clearing that up cause I was totally lost!
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pb 1 year ago
None: it's from a book of cautionary tales (search for Struwwelpeter) and she is the example of why children shouldn't play with matchsticks.
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Babs Ishkabibble 1 year ago
Yaaaaaassss! The original stories written by the brothers Grimm are grim indeed!
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Laserleader 1 year ago
The creator claims that the characters are like actors playing various roles each game. The game sets the stage, the actors fill whatever roles fit them.
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 1 year ago
Which makes sense when you think of the curtain being raised or closed in some of the games.
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McGraw’s research shows us that it’s perfectly normal to find humor in unusual things. Whether it’s a silly pratfall or a questionable meme, these moments bring us joy and relief. So, embrace the absurdity and enjoy the jokes that brighten your day.
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AnkleByter 1 year ago
You can still push people down with naughty noo-noos, it just hurts them a little bit less.
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Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey 1 year ago
yo could do that in this life by becoming a cop. and shoot dogs too
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Paul Gerrard 1 year ago
These days he gets me my drinks for a $10 tip min. But he is quick with a joke and sends everyone outside to smoke. Except the twat with a face tattoo who is vaping in the corner
Pat Curran 1 year ago (edited)
The dude with the harmonica IS the piano man. It's not my favorite Billy Joel song, but I'm always awed by people who can play multiple instruments at the same time.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
That dude is Billy Joel. He used an original Hohner on his songs, and later Hohner released a Billy Joel signature addition. Michael Omartian played the accordion. Back in the old days, bars and saloons had a piano player, and others would join in on harmonica and accordion, hence their inclusion in this "old timey" song.
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This Person 1 year ago
The English version is the Biscuit Monster. I imagine him eating custard creams and jammy dodgers.
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Bill Swallow 1 year ago
So - I was scrolling through this list. Our dog, a 152 lb Anatolian Shepherd rescue (livestock guardian dog) was lying by the front door. He *could NOT* see my screen from where he was laying. I got to this cartoon and read it. Right on cue, Ren (our dog) started barking. HOW DID HE KNOW??? Ren-on-Cou...258d9e.jpg 
BrunoVI 1 year ago
You all think this is funny but my dog used to bark and then get all excited when the doorbell would ring as it resonated. (More incredibly, the dog learned that if he barked at the right pitch, the bell would resonate very clearly, and so my dog actually taught himself how to sing on key. Good Lord, if only YouTube were around back then.)
MalibuClassicMan 1 year ago
If my wife and I are talking and say the word "Look" my little Yorkie goes nuts barking
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Whitefox 1 year ago
I had what I thought was a lucid dream, In said dream I was told someone needed help and I had to find them. It was like 2am so I asked and how am I supposed to do that? The voice said Facebook, duh. I logged on and was like and WHO am I looking for? The voice struggled a bit with J names before landing on John, Johnathan in my town. There were ALOT. I was scrolling and felt myself drifting deeper into the dream when I saw this pair of eyes scrolling up, I felt a slap at the back of my head and the voice said HIM! He needs you. I sighed and shot off a friend request. I woke up late and thought what a weird... why am I sleeping on my keyboard? Oh, no.. It WAS not a dream. It all really happened. It's been over 13 years and we are still ridiculously happy.
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Raymond Smith 1 year ago
My wife caught me in a chat room. Literally thats where we met 27 years ago. Been married almost 9 years now.
Hobby Hopper 1 year ago
My best flirting technique is sabotaging the conversation so I don't have to deal with the anxiety of the whole situation. I don't understand how I'm married.
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Lucky2BAlive 1 year ago
Isn’t she married to prince Hairy? Meghan Smirkle?
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Carla Phillips 1 year ago
Boss: hi Carla, what's up? Me: I won't be in today, as I'm having a hurkle-durkle. Boss: you're having a what now?
keyboardtek 1 year ago
At a certain age, it takes few hours to get all the body parts working to even get out of bed.
OneHappyPuppy 1 year ago
I have never related more to anyone as much as I now relate to 200yo Scotsman and women!
Never Snarky 1 year ago
Thank you, thank you, thank you! I’ve been trying to refind this word for a long time!
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Greta Kolding 1 year ago
If you've ever seen a horse having someone on its back for the first time you'll wonder why some people kept insisting it could be done.
Andrew Arons 1 year ago
My guess is the invention of beer was involved somehow.
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Michele Viney 1 year ago
When we were "backing" my Connemara pony my mum inststed that she got on first in case he objected. He stood like a rock. Then when I got on he turned his head around and gave me a look that distinctly said "About bloody time!" and then ambled up the field. I was a very happy 11year old.
Abel 1 year ago
Sharks? No. Giraffes?No. Rhinos?No. Oystrich? Bad idea. Elephants? Too big to park. So horses and other echidaes by the end of the day.
Donkey boi 1 year ago
Horses are not cool with it. You have to train them (break-in). My cows on the other hand, they were cool with it, only... they decided where you were going.
Josi 1 year ago
The good ones tolerate it. The great ones love us so they allow it. The rest are like HELL NAW.
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Tom Brincefield 1 year ago
Not me! The fae would get upset we started using their steeds. DON'T P**S OFF THE FAE!
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Michael Largey 1 year ago
Well, when the hippos tossed their riders off and ate them, the list got whittled down by one.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
I don't think horses are cool with having a human on their backs. I've witnessed many a horse throw people, some deservedly.
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Marianne 1 year ago
A marine biologist once told me that the first people who dissected a sperm whale were like: "Oh, there is a huge amount of whitish liquid in his head. This must certainly be sperm (what else). What a weird creature to carry their sperm in their head. Anyway..."
Tom Hardeveld 1 year ago (edited)
just before he left he named a couple of blue-footed birds and that was the end of his career
Michael Largey 1 year ago
No, he had also named the cocker spaniel before they wrestled him to the ground. He was a French writer named Honoré Balzac.
nottheactualphoto 1 year ago
I think Honoré had a less-famous brother named Sugaré.
Load More Replies... Eugenia 1 year ago
I don't know elsewhere, but were I live (Sicily, Italy) people eats tuna sperm. Mediterranean red tuna is a popular, yet these days hard to find, food. Locals eat tuna liver and eggs too. The spermatic sack of the male fish is cut off whole, then it's sold in chunks. You slice it and fry in oil. Never tried but here it's a real delicacy
Lucky2BAlive 1 year ago
And there’s goes my humble Mtn Dew .l. Up and out my umsuspecting nose… thanks
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Candid Panda 1 year ago
Texas roads are the US's version of the Autobahn. Where doing 80 mph sometimes feels like you're standing still.
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DogMomInVT 1 year ago
3 minutes between message and visual confirmation...nope, I would not make it.
Richard Smith 1 year ago
How many time do you text someone's pet has died for THIS to be your autocorrect suggestion???
Angela C 1 year ago
D and R are close enough on the keyboard for that to be a typo and then since your phone knows "deady" isn't a word it corrects it to dead
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Who cares what I think, but... 1 year ago
I first thought Robert Plant let himself go a little...
Teutonic Disaster 1 year ago
Looks to me like the wizardry business isn't paying very well right now, if he has to supplement it with the dress up jobs.
Tom Hardeveld 1 year ago
Ra-ra-Rasputin, Lover of the Russian queen. There was a cat that really was gone
Certainly not Dan 1 year ago
My favourite will always be Watchmen, but V for vendetta gets an honourable mention
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xolitaire 1 year ago
"It's not that I hate people. But why don't we just remove all warning labels everywhere and let nature run it's course?"
Rinso The Red 1 year ago
Lawyers. USA has more lawyers per person than anywhere else.
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
I didn't eat it! Audi did pounce it, though.
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BrunoVI 1 year ago
And yet, I took my son to the playground when he was about three. I was trying to show him how much fun it was. After a few minutes, I look around and he's sitting on a bench watching the pigeons.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
There's always the exception to the rule. Lucky you.
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I got glasses at age 4, and until I was about 8, I was the smallest boy, almost the smallest kid of my age. And, when I went out to play, I always had a book. Tree, sit under, book, read. Not an old soul, just weird. Cataract surgery eliminated my need for glasses at age 69, and I am now 198 cm, but still: book, read, weird.
Cydney Golden 1 year ago
My daughter used to introduce herself with her full name and try to shake hands...at 3.
Elaine Reed 1 year ago
I always read a book too. When I was 50 I was diagnosed as being high functioning Autistic. Books wère reliable friends who did not make loud noises.
OneWithRatsAndKefir 1 year ago
I went through something similar! However, I was undiagnosed autistic. Let me tell you, school could have been so different.
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
I remember a time when Boeing had an excellent reputation. Greed is extremely destructive.
Gibberint Dark 1 year ago
Yes... It's much easier when they land on the ground...
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unfilteredCigarette73 1 year ago
Its the slurpees..this isn't a safe place to discuss this matter any further.."they" may be watching
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Raymond Core 1 year ago
When I was young, a much older friend/mentor told me, "Never trust a f-rt".
Jeff White 1 year ago
EXCELLENT misdirection. The first part was ordinary funny, but the punch line ... Chef's Kiss!
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DogMomInVT 1 year ago
No, its right, but humans never stop pissing the cat off so the timer continually resets!
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
Forever, particularly if it includes the loss of tuna.
Candid Panda 1 year ago
Once I sincerely apologize my cat understands and gets over it quickly.
Mary Peace 1 year ago
Wow, you have a very special cat. (What kind of special treats do you feed when you apologize?)
Load More Replies... Robert Trebor 1 year ago
Depends on the grudge. If I went away for awhile (with caregivers coming in daily), Alexander would glare at me, and avoid me for sometimes a day. But sometimes, just a few minutes. It varied.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Oh, Google. You try, but sometimes... It depends on the cat since they all have their own personality and baggage. Had a cat that would yell at me for "abandoning" her when I returned from a vacation and others who didn't even know I was gone.
ThisIsMe 1 year ago
According to Rover.com*, most cats tend to move on from a grudge within a day or two. However, the length of time a cat holds a grudge depends on the individual cat and the severity of the experience. For example, minor incidents may be forgotten within a few hours or days, while more serious incidents may take longer.
Alecto76 1 year ago
After I stepped on my rescue Medusa in the dark because she's a small black cat, it was one week. After we had to chase her around the house to grab her and bring her into the bathroom because of our northern Illinois tornadoes last night, I guess we will see. I've never chased a cat that screamed the entire time she was running.
I just work here 1 year ago
I know they say dogs can't hold grudges, I swear mine held a grudge against my mother one time for a week. He bit her the next time he saw her and then it was over.
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Gina Snow 1 year ago
Seriously I'm having a major depressive episode. Been in bed for 3 weeks, could be the first time I've lol'd in a month.
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Pat Curran 1 year ago
If you get Transition contact lenses, when they go dark they'll scare the long-winded moron away!
Tobias Reaper 1 year ago
imagine if they did contact lenses version you would freak out your talking to someone and their eyes suddenly turn black
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arthbach 1 year ago
He makes me think of Billy Sparks in 'Young Sheldon'.
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nottheactualphoto 1 year ago
Somebody who was trying to convey the accent by spelling phonetically?
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Raymond Smith 1 year ago
Awe look at that little skullette with the Back to the Future DeLorean shirt.
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arthbach 1 year ago
Interesting. The passport photograph provided would be rejected in the UK. You're not allowed to smile. It came as a shock when I saw a South African friend's grinning picture in his passport.
Dawn Davison Clements 1 year ago
I take passport photos in the US you can smile but you can't show any teeth.
Lupita Nyong'heaux 1 year ago
hmmmm, interesting. i'm from the US, and i'm smiling in my passport photo.
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Joe Bloe 1 year ago
"For homemade plumbuses, always push your dinglebop through a grumbo so your fleeb doesn't fill up with its own juice. Or you'll find out how badly hizzards can get in the way when you're trying to flag down a freelance blamph through a handful of chumbles. Spitting schlami optional. Ploobus."
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Cara Vinson 1 year ago
I read that and hear Danny Kay's voice. (The Court Jester, 1950something)
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Apatheist Account2 1 year ago
In the old days one would have suggested that the car is a Rover.
Bettye McKee 1 year ago
When in reality, it's a Chevrolet. I wonder who got that wrong.
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"What do you have in your mouth?"chewing intesifies. "Open you mouth!" Chewing reaches mach 1 "What is that! Spit it out!" Chewing speed creates a small black hole. everyting vanishes, only the cheweing remains...
BrunoVI 1 year ago
Ah yes, the time when any sane person would've realized that it isn't the racism; it's the classism. A black guy can literally get away with murder as long as he's wealthy and/or the prosecution is star-struck.
Nikole 1 year ago
He got off because of racism. People were very against LAPD because of the Rodney King verdict, hence the riots. Even though they were OBVIOUSLY completely different situations, that’s how/why O.J. was found not guilty.
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Annlyn Ouzts 1 year ago
Mine will quickly swallow. Dogs are 3 year olds when it comes to listening.
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Laserleader 1 year ago
They are all late in the week, year, or day, but not at the end of it nor the entire first half. So they all have the late, overworked, but still have time to go before th real end, kind of feeling.
Christina Hvurchilova 1 year ago
I've never thought about it before, but somehow they really are!
Charity Angel 1 year ago
I love the fact that we seem to have a whole cohort of people with synaesthesia, arguing over what colour they hear these in.
Greta Kolding 1 year ago
I guess that's why the American election is in November. It feels like the last breath before Doomsday.
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xolitaire 1 year ago (edited)
Jesters were not just "silly little guys" and they did not really wear those colourful costumes either. A lot of their tricks, stories and jokes were contemporary and based on current political events and personalities
Heffalump 1 year ago
And they performed an important function in being licensed to let the king know, in a playful way, that everyone thought he was acting like a tool. They recognized the importance of this for the king's good, and for his realm. We have forgotten this, which explains Elon Musk.
Load More Replies... Raymond Core 1 year ago
"An unemployed jester is nobody's fool" - Danny Kaye in 'The Court Jester' (1955).
Meagan Glaser 1 year ago
Medieval courts and 80s nightclubs, the two times/places where you could always find a comic getting work
Apatheist Account2 1 year ago
Medieval kings could speak properly without saying "like" all the time. Jester saying...
Samsquatch & Monko 1 year ago
So like, I’m like not like a medieval like king??
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 1 year ago
What I find grossly funny about kings and queens that they couldn't wipe their own butts and needed a grooms person to do it for them. How freakin incompetent is that?
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Phantom Phoenix 1 year ago
See spidercat's earlier comment regarding laundering duvet covers... why aren't you washing your bedding separately to your clothes?
Mike F 1 year ago
It doesn't have to be clothes! It can be pillow cases and flat sheets too.
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René Sauer 1 year ago
I would prefer velcro TBH. Constantly tying and untying your shoes is annoying.
Jonas Fisher 1 year ago
I'm a teacher, and want to address this common misconception. People tend to think that people younger than them are, in general, more computer-savvy. It's not true. Back in the 90s personal computers were a new thing, and younger people were more ready to put in the time and effort to learn. Thus the stereotype was born, and for a while, was accurate. Now, though, kids are introduced to computers via tablets, which are streamlined for use. They can click things, but know nothing about installing software, checking BIOS, even saving files. I had a student argue passionately with me that his computer (a Dell laptop running Windows) didn't use folders at all, when I asked him where he had saved a file he needed for class. They badly need computer classes.
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Mike F 1 year ago
We had a hellatious snow storm in the Detroit area about 20 years ago and you just had to kinda guess where the normal turn-arounds were located by memory. That damned snow stuck around till spring and everyone just followed the tracks others had laid for the turn-arounds. When the melt happened there were hundreds of sets of tracks where people (myself included) misjudged where the turnaround was supposed to be and truly messed up the boulevard separating the road directions.
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Mary Peace 1 year ago
Cook it the way you like it, not the weird chef's way of cooking it with some unidentified 'herb-stuff' sprinkled on top.
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Papa 1 year ago
British people spell it "diarrhoea" because they've lost control of their vowels.
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Fat Harry (Oi / You) 1 year ago
Jesus, this is sadly true. Always helping my mother with her computer or printer, and yesterday had to fix my 22 YO son's laptop because he deleted random files.
keyboardtek 1 year ago
When your printer finally dies, sell tickets to your neighbors to come over and smash a printer with a sledge hammer. There is tremendous satisfaction taking a swing at one.
Greta Kolding 1 year ago
Get a job at the library and spend your life helping everyone use the printer.
michael Chock 1 year ago
What gets me is kids don't know what a search engine is. They think the internet is just something that connects you to your apps.
Jenna Logan 1 year ago
Can we have a name for the generation between xers and millennial please
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Papa 1 year ago
My wife had a miniature Schnauzer many years ago that hated me, for no special reason. My wife wasn't particularly fond of him either, and she finally found someone who would take him. When she got home from delivering him to his new owner she said she told the lady who took him to call her if he didn't work out. My reply was "You didn't give her our real phone number, did you?"
KittyGaming 1 year ago
Tiny dogs are miniature demons and big dogs are just gentle giants I swear
Jenna Logan 1 year ago
I will keep the dog thank you very much, you didn't deserve her anyway!
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The Other Ben 1 year ago
And the waiter called them captain ravioli for the rest of the evening...
Mr. Jones 1 year ago
If I were his dad, I would have helped my kid design his "Captain Ravioli" costume!
Mr. Jones 1 year ago
I'm sorry, not costume, but super hero suit and attire with crime fighting functions. Sorry Captain Ravioli!
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Corinna Weisz 1 year ago
Or in the Lego Waterpark, standing waistdeep in the lazy river while building with huge lego blocks and ask people 'out or again'?
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Kat Pekin 1 year ago
Yeh didn't realise my knees were so chatty, the right one in particular has a lot to say about stairs.
clairebear 1 year ago
I have arthritis, my knees sound like someone trying to open a plastic cake carton at three in the morning.
Rosemary . 1 year ago (edited)
Same. So there goes my chance to become an exotic dancer. Your knees really shouldn't crunch and grind when you bend down to pick up a dollar.
Load More Replies... Squirrel Chaser 1 year ago
When I was young, it was my morning cereal that went *snap*crackle*pop*, now it's my joints.
Stardust she/her 1 year ago
Whenever I walk my knees keep popping, my shoulder pops when I need to grab something and my neck pops every time I turn my head. I’m a teenager
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Widdershins66 1 year ago
My month, so i always spelt it correct as a wee child🤗
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BrunoVI 1 year ago
*Eyeroll* No, he had long dark hair. The bible makes word play on Nazorean/Nazarene. He was close to a sect that wore long hair and beards (and also celebrated Passover on the 14th, not the 15th, which is why he had the Passover meal BEFORE he was killed, and then the Sanhedrin wanted to make sure he was off the cross before Passover started.)
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Richard Smith 1 year ago
I have not seen any verified photographs of Jesus. That would settle the argument.
Mr. Jones 1 year ago
That's not a photo? You mean they didn't have cameras in the middle east all those years ago? Blashphemy!
Load More Replies... BoredPossum 1 year ago
He lived for quite a few years. Maybe he changed his haircut now and then.
Francois 1 year ago
To be fair, probably, probably Jesus had dark curly hair. Whether it is long or not, is unknown.
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
There is always a reason. Just because we don't tell the soft can-opener doesn't mean there isn't a reason.
Moosy Girl 1 year ago
No reason? I’d love to know who of us wouldn’t hand out a smack now and then if we were kept in a cage! :p
Cat_Whisperer 1 year ago
If we’re really honest, that 0 is written with a permanent marker.
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bas moelard 1 year ago
You got a point there, but it isn't minimalistic to use points
Load More Replies... censorshipsucks 1 year ago
wait till you see russian cursive guys. it looks like this for pretty much every word.
My O My 1 year ago
I looked it up. How do the teachers grade sth like that? Roll the dice? A 1 or a 6 , the test looks the same anyways
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Niki A 1 year ago
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that they can fly?! They didn't have to sneak in.....they flew on after because mosquitoes are jerks. Probably sticking out their probiscus and laughing all the way.
Load More Replies... Fynnik 1 year ago
Mosquitoes are fine, it’s the Lesser Spotted Wooly Sabretooth Scottish Midge that should have been left behind! Those little b*stards go through a fly screen like a hot ball bearing through butter. It’s not the sound of their wings you can hear, it’s their little teeth gnashing. I swear Stephen King must’ve visited Scotland just before writing The Langoliers.
Dilly Millandry 1 year ago
Were on holiday in rural Scotland and my husband had to put a new windscreen wiper on the car... came back in with a lumpy, blotchy red face and barely able to see!!
Load More Replies... clairebear 1 year ago
The Ark story falls apart at the slightest of prods. I don't understand how a grown adult could believe it to be true. For example, an adult elephant eats 149 and 169 kg (330-375 lb.) of food a day. Times by 2 and then by 40 days. Yeah, and that is just the elephants. And what about tanks for freshwater fish? They can't survive in salt water. Cages for thousands of birds or were they expected to hover on the wing for 40 days? Utter nonsense.
Widdershins66 1 year ago
There's also two male lions in some pictures lol.
Load More Replies... DogMomInVT 1 year ago
They snuck in right before the ark doors shut. The rest of the animals spent the trip smacking the sh*t out of the windows.
Teutonic Disaster 1 year ago
Don't they live most of their lives as larvae in ponds and lakes? The flood just turned everywhere into one huge lake. So they just sat it out, basically. (All hypothetical of course, because "bronze age mythology", but anyway)
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AnkleByter 1 year ago
Me with every animal, baby, not a baby, cute, ugly af....ALLLLLL the animals.
Load More Replies... Phantom Phoenix 1 year ago
Video footage? So you have the make and model and probably the number plate of this windowless white van. Track these people down and bring me that goat! (& my wife)
BookFanatic 1 year ago
A guy came up to me in a convenience store parking lot and asked me if I wanted to see his fish. My dumb a*s was intrigued by the novelty and followed him to his van. Dude legit had a bucket with a bunch of live trout he'd just caught and was selling.
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Carl Roberts 1 year ago (edited)
And his trusty companion...Chewbacon. images-669...1b500d.jpg 
Corinna Weisz 1 year ago
I googled once trex, because someone mentioned it in a cooking group, and I didn't know it. Made the 'error' searching for trex fat ... you guess it 🤣
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Marianne 1 year ago
My toddler's jacket has like 6 pockets, while I have none on my whole outfit, so I guess he will have to carry my phone and keys.
My O My 1 year ago
At least he has a built in siren for when you loose him! The keys get lost silently
Load More Replies... Sheena Leversedge Wood 1 year ago
why do baby clothes have better pockets than womens clothes?
Cat_Whisperer 1 year ago
It’s to store all the random sh!t they want to put in their mouth later when you aren’t looking…including, but not limited to, literal sh!t.
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Robert Larson, LPN, JD 1 year ago
I ain't one to gossip, so you didn't hear this from me, bbbuuuttt . . .
Jess Smith 1 year ago
For a moment I thought the wave said butt and I was both confused and thought it an awesome meme and now I understand what the people looking at abstract art thought it was.
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Biytemii 1 year ago
Because anxiety and too many people that might be giving u a dirty look( or maybe they're just looking past you at an item they're looking for but I don't trust it) Plus at least half the people are actually stupid idiots that don't know how to shop or stay out of the way or say excuse me or anything....
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Carl Roberts 1 year ago
The nerd in me immediately recognized that image as a sceencap from "Walking With Cavemen"
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clairebear 1 year ago
Basically bullied by a whole town for being different and only let back it because he was the bigger person and forgave them.
Mr. Jones 1 year ago
He abused a dog, so where's the sympathy? Don't get me wrong, I love the Grinch, but he was so mean to Max that my dog barks at the Grinch every time he's mean to Max when we watch it. I'm most impressed that my dog recognizes a cartoon dog.
Load More Replies... Mike F 1 year ago
But the censored version (with the bleeps and horns) is so much funnier!
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Apatheist Account2 1 year ago
Germans do fly overhead. It's called Lufthansa. They don't drop as many bombs now though.
censorshipsucks 1 year ago
Reminds me of the old joke. German pilot driving a lufthansa into Stuttgart. "HALLO STUTTGART diese ist LH180 zur Landung ansetzend." ATC: "In English please LH180". LH180: "Vy must I speak English? I am flying a German plane into a German airport!" voice over the comms: "Because you lost the bloody war!"
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Huddo's sister 1 year ago
Presumably not everyday? This has got to been on a wet winter's day, especially if you've just popped in to see mum.
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
The only thing wrong with that is the stew will get cold too fast. Put it in a bowl, and the potatoes, and get the juice with the bread.
Ace 1 year ago
It's not a 'stew', it's just called Mince. With or without the carrots in it, with or without tinned peas on the side, it's the meal of my childhood. Oh, those potatoes aren't cooked enough yet, they should be falling apart on the plate.
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linda harbin 1 year ago
I’m not sure what that dinner entirely consists of but I’ll not be ordering it anytime soon as in NEVER.
Nay Wilson 1 year ago
Am British, can confirm this is true. You can keep your gourmet food, give me stew and potatoes with a slice of buttered bread any day of the week
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CrunChewy McSandybutt 1 year ago (edited)
Why are there checkout cameras? Why do I need to see myself buying Oreos and tampons?
El Cucuy 1 year ago
The cameras are for the store, not you. It's how they track if people steal items at self checkout.
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Raymond Smith 1 year ago
We all have friends that have a coloring book and crayons also but I dont let them bring it out in public.
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JD Cassavaugh 1 year ago
Some of us name our cats things like "Wee King Heughan of The Unicorns", thank you
Carl Roberts 1 year ago
Haha. I have a cat named Charlie. My brother's dog is named Pork Chop.
Charlie the Cat 1 year ago
I am a cat named Charlie! I also have a brother called Nee Nee.
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Because whatever name you choose for the cat, it won't answer to it, so just enjoy yourself and be creative / j
Freya the Wanderer 1 year ago
I named one of my cats Ragamuffin because, being a long-haired stray, she sure looked like a ragamuffin.
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Corinna Weisz 1 year ago
It made me crazy, that I, a decent honest person paying for her DVDs, always had to undergo the 'piracy is forbidden' trailer, while rippers were half through the film in the same time
Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey 1 year ago
the entire world has become this!! prepay for gas (requiring two trips inside, and a math diploma to try to fill the tank), prepay for your fast food, prepay for so many things, i feel like a thief!! just because some dumb few will run off and not pay....even on camera.....i hate being treated that way.
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Moltar 1 year ago
"tapes with piracy ads at the start.."you wouldn't steal a television" like I'm stupid, but I know a guy who will if I give him a few quid, Define stolen..well, selling copied movie tapes at school, before Sky shows em"
Andy Cran 1 year ago
and televisions were much heavier and bulkier back then 😆
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HangryHangryHippo 1 year ago
You wouldn't steal a handbag. You wouldn't steal a car. You wouldn't steal a baby. You wouldn't shoot a policeman and then steal his helmet. You wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet and then send it to the policeman's grieving widow. And then steal it again! Downloading films is stealing. If you do it, you will face the consequences.
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xolitaire 1 year ago
Whatever you do, do NOT buy a shower gel with "minty fresh" in the name. Ever. Trust me.
justagirl 1 year ago
there are shower gels with "minty fresh?" i always thought that was a strictly toothpaste only phrase.
Load More Replies... Eric Williams 1 year ago
What about people that don't have to use deodorant cuz they don't stink??
ॐBoyGanesh 1 year ago
I’m one of those. I always assumed I just couldn’t smell my own stink, but I’ve been repeatedly informed I don’t have a smell to my sweaty body. Still, I use a hippy roll on on my pits cos I like the smell of it.
Load More Replies... Tom Hardeveld 1 year ago
I have gunpowder tea, it's the manliest cuppa to ever drink with your pinky finger up
KittyGaming 1 year ago
And then the men's actually last, you boys have no idea how many of us girls are jealous of things you are very tired of
#88
JD Cassavaugh 1 year ago
That's when I'm sure it's gonna take of down the hall like a damn prop plane.
#89
Papa 1 year ago
When Soduku was popular I tried to get my wife interested in it. She saw the numbers and she was done. I tried explaining that there was no math involved, and they could have just as easily used letters, or symbols, but she didn't care. It had numbers so she didn't want any part of it.
Chan Sue Lynn 1 year ago (edited)
I was once in primary (elementary) school till algebra came in
cerinamroth 1 year ago
I love algebra because it's letters and not numbers! All numbers look the same to me. Well, all the pointy ones look the same and all the round ones look the same.
Load More Replies... Stardust she/her 1 year ago
I’m great at math and it’s my most favourite thing to do. God decided to instead make it so that it’s difficult for me to get motivated to do anything
Mimi La Souris 1 year ago
with the laugh I have, I have no right to be a genius, it would end badly
#90
clairebear 1 year ago
And dropping into the conversation at the right moment is work. I have memes from way back I am still waiting to use. We are underappreciated.
Cat_Whisperer 1 year ago
Yup! If I’m sending memes to people at work, it has to be situationally appropriate and well-tailored for the intended recipient. It really is an art
#91
Eric Williams 1 year ago (edited)
...but Taylor doesn't raise your cholesterol level into the stratosphere. Just sayin'...
Cat_Whisperer 1 year ago
In that case, what is your superhero name? With great power comes great responsibility.
#92
Prince Lee 1 year ago
puppet? im pretty sure someone took a secret pic of my dog hearing cheese open
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Prince Lee 1 year ago
my brother works tsa, they actually bend backward if you are polite, and then they will make "your problems, their problems" which they will ty hard and usually fix! if you act like s**t, blame them for stuff they didn't do, or just act upset and cause others to look at you like they want to go in the past and stop your parents from making you, then they don't care about "your problems"
Andy Cran 1 year ago
no they're napkins, they just tell you they're travel vouchers 😆
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George Costanza 1 year ago
Where I live this is a legit fear. Came home one day to a homeless woman camping out in our condo garage. Not enjoyable to convince her to leave without calling the police.
SparkDragon 1 year ago
With the vibes he's giving off, I'm not sure whether he's worried about the people getting into the garage, or out....
BookFanatic 1 year ago
I had a raccoon do that once. Little bugger wouldn't leave and got quite uppity. Boyfriend finally had to chase him out with a broom.
Raymond Smith 1 year ago
Isnt that called phrogging? https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwib8c*X5auHAxVFg4QIHV0XB1sQFnoECBgQAw&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.aetv.com%2Freal-crime%2Fwhat-is-phrogging-and-is-it-real%23%3A~%3Atext%3DThe%2520crime%2520of%2520individuals%2520secretly%2Cowner%2520is%2520not%2520in%2520residence.&usg=AOvVaw0agYMaMczs7CnXlDjXml45&opi=89978449
Jan Moore 1 year ago
I try to always check that the door is down in the rearview mirrors. Mainly because once We took my Brother and SIL to St. Louis for the day and when we got home found we had left the door up. Luckily we always lock the door into the house, The dead bolt showed evidence of pry marks once. We had skiffy people in the little village, we moved out on 1/3/2017 and moved everything but the stuff in the basement, went over to check up, and found the back door forced open and all the power tools gone. They just left the door standing open, a******s!
#95
Teutonic Disaster 1 year ago
Careful what you wish for or you end up with a couple of VW midsize electric crossovers wearing a Ford logo. On the other hand, you could sell those and buy half a dozen proper Capris with the money, tho.
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cerinamroth 1 year ago
Ready, yes. Willing? Well, it depends on their behaviour over the course of the flight.
ॐBoyGanesh 1 year ago
As an aside from someone who flies 10,000 miles per month, I’m am wholly convinced the rise in air rage is due to Ambien & Ativan (or the like), typically mixed with alcohol and high altitude.
#97
ॐBoyGanesh 1 year ago
City lights lay out before us and your arm felt nice wrapped round my should & I had a feeling that I belonged.
#98
#99
Moltar 1 year ago
I haven't that one in ages, like, 30 years, my sachusetts. nice
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giku T 1 year ago
because u cant keep the stupid gorilla glass 3 of a phone screen unbroken even if it is wrapped in cotton. that book case is the only thing that keeps the phone going for more than a week
HI, I'M A SHOUTY MAN 1 year ago
I'm half tempted to get one of those... my mate has one, I know he would have entirely shattered his screen if it wasn't for that... well it is already shattered but like that was because he put a screwdriver in his pocket with his phone, but that's beside the point.
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Anonymous Otter 1 year ago
Because it better protects my phone and carries my debit/credit/insurance cards so I can leave the house without a bag.
LuckyL 1 year ago
YES, and I'm not even 40 - okay, it's only two years and now I feel it does not really matter.
Load More Replies... cerinamroth 1 year ago
Many people aged around 40 have young kids. Everything needs to be protected when you have rambunctious children in your home!
Carl Roberts 1 year ago
I'm over 40 and I assure that's...looks down at phone......100% accurate.
Aisling Raye 1 year ago
I'm over 40 and they're too bulky and awkward for me. I've only ever had a regular phone cases and a screen protector. Never had an issue with a break or scratch and my klutzy a$$ drops my phone at least once a week. As for holding cards- that's what Apple Pay is for lol...and I put my id between the phone case and phone so it's there if I need it.
clairebear 1 year ago
Keeps the phone as new. I really don't get people who just carry their phone about with no case! They are as slippery as fish. No wonder they are always breaking.
Moosy Girl 1 year ago
I don’t, but I would if my phone wasn’t already a small brick (Atom phone).
#102
Patrick H 1 year ago
I'd say they're lovers because the washer always finishes first and dumps its wet load into the dryer.
cerinamroth 1 year ago
My washer must feel so lonely with only the power of the sun responsible for drying our clothes.
#103
Moosy Girl 1 year ago
They didn’t have Cc8Glko beverages in your McD’s, sorry, Modlidani’s?
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Raymond Smith 1 year ago
Got to be photoshopped sleeves and a waist t-shirt but no front and what's the straw doing in the fries. And the sign over the guy behind him MCDLIDANI?
#105
HI, I'M A SHOUTY MAN 1 year ago
It's like a big inflatable that's dragged along by a boat, and you have to hold on for your life. I've been tubing on my mate's dam, and according to her dad, that's the perfect time to teach her 10 year old brother how to drive the boat. It's good fun.
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TMMITW 1 year ago
I will stop putting 2 spaces after a period when they pry the keyboard from my cold dead hands.
Michael Largey 1 year ago
You'll have to drag that second space out of my cold dead carriage return!
SweetCheesySpaghetti 1 year ago
I have tried doing only one space. It feels foreign and scary and I know I'll never be able to stop.
CrazyKnitter 1 year ago
I will always double space. I can't not. It's ingrained in me, and it's a silly thing that I don't feel like I have to change
Dee Rutherford 1 year ago
In this post, there are two spaces between sentences. 🤔. I’d say stick with two. It looks better that way.
Katie Fink 1 year ago
Hey friend, so why did Apple phones make two spaces equal a period when I'm typing just to mess with me and reinforce this archaic behaviour? lol
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