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When you think about it, we're all just dust that exploded so hard it started thinking about itself. That's why things like deadlines, getting groceries, and emails might seem trivial in the grand scheme of things. But we live in a society, as the internet philosophers would say, and do those things regardless.
The Middle Class Fancy page sums up quite well what it's like to be a person in this day and age. They poke fun at the nightmarish hellscape we call modern capitalism with their spot-on, relatable memes. So, if you're feeling like having a chuckle at the state of the world, scroll away and have some fun!
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 9 months ago
Goddess of things stuck in drawers. I really wish they hadn't left that part out of the mini-series.
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Lame Llama 9 months ago
Why not? Mine lives in the deep drawer next to the frying pans.
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Petra Schaap 9 months ago
i have a big jar with spoons etc on the counter. The soup spoon or whatever is called would always drag everything out with it, because of the annoying hook. I took a hammer and flattened it, also very satisfying.
Zombie Andrew 9 months ago
as Sir pTerry Prachett has taught us, you must pray to the Diskworld goddess of stuck drawers, Aynoya
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 9 months ago
Cinnamon Toast was my go-to as a kid. Buttered toast with cinnamon and sugar.
Sue User 9 months ago
I was in a bowling alley and a bit tipsy. Thought food night help. Cook says " we stopped cooking 20 minutes ago". I look at menu and ask " can i have raw toast ?"
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Nuku Nyara 9 months ago
I'm there right now. I've been enjoying c*****d wheat sourdough toast with just butter, savory tasty 😋
Laura Lawson 9 months ago
Did Bored Panda actually censor the word cr4cked when referring to a type of bread?!? We are all big people here, we can handle that word without being triggered. 🤦♀️
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Dodokus 9 months ago
me: hits disconnect 50x and starts to order a pizza for delivery with comment: leave at doorstep
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 9 months ago
I don't even facetime my own parents. No FREAKING way am I doing it with a stranger.
Marsha Hultberg 9 months ago
I take issue with unannounced FaceTiming! Does intrusion ring a bell? (Said the OG aka chill senior.) FaceTiming is not 'a thing'. My generation isn't into broadcasting themselves. Our egocentric society makes me really sad. The beauty in/of life is lost. I miss nuance, and humility.
Lyone Fein 9 months ago
The whole point of doing this over the interweb is so I don’t have to interact with a person.
Sue Denham 9 months ago
Wear a halloween mask. It will be easier for you and it will give them something to talk to their workmates about. Win, win.
JSMart26 9 months ago
YASS! And TED Talks email has a "Read Transcript" button which I click and it immediately starts playing the video along WITH the transcript -- Noooo! My volume is on, and I'm in the office, and I clicked transcript instead of the "Watch Video" button for that very reason!
The following that the Middle Class Fancy page has on Instagram is no joke. As of 2025, there are 3.3 million folks following them on the platform. Considering they started in 2020, that's quite impressive, too!
Instagram isn't the only place you can find memes from this creator(s). They're also on Facebook and X, pulling in an audience of 191k and 16.5k, respectively. With such a huge following, you probably could've seen their content online already, so, scroll down and let us know if you see anything familiar!
#4
Inigo Montoya 9 months ago
Let's circle back and strategize methodologies to maximize our team synergies!
michael Chock 9 months ago
They are trying to get everyone else to do their job for them. It's not hard being a boss, you just remove all administration so your people can focus on what they do best. The administration tasks will tell you everything your team would tell you. An open door policy will address all other issues.
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Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero" 9 months ago (edited)
I just want to know the hours of business, what is on the menu, and thecprices, so that I know whether or not I will need to sell a kidney to eat there or order takeaway.
Robert Beveridge 9 months ago
Codicil: "Order Online!" is NOT a menu. I want to see the prices without the delivery upcharge, thanks.
CrunChewy McSandybutt 9 months ago
First, "Midwester Flare" isn't the brag you think it is. The food that comes out of the Midwest is... questionable.
Gracie Mae 9 months ago
nutrition info! how can i watch my weight if I dont know the nutrition info???
madeleine f 9 months ago
And where they arw based. I don't give a monkeys about 'our story' tab. Just give me the food pls.
Glen Ellyn 9 months ago
There are plenty of businesses besides restaurants that don't list their hours of operation.
#6
Colleen Glim 9 months ago
If you’re already out and about, get gas now. You will thank yourself in the morning
BeepBoop is Lonely (she/they) 9 months ago
I'm not sure but I think both can apply
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Nicky 9 months ago
Gas is cheaper in cold weather (heat expands gas, cold contacts it, and it's sold by the gallon) and it's usually colder in the morning.
M B 9 months ago
What are we talking about? Half a cup of gas more for the buck?
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Xerastraza Lecrutia 9 months ago
i remember when i said I'll get gas After work its fine. Then a Derecho happened and i couldn't get gas for 2 weeks.... I haven't learned my lesson yet...
The memes on Middle Class Fancy don't all relate to socioeconomic hardships and absurdities, but they're still largely about what millennials and the older Gen Z face every day. As far as the real middle class in the U.S., it's been dwindling in the past decades, but the situation isn't as dire as some make it out to be.
According to research by Pew done in 2023, 51% of Americans fall into the middle-income bracket. The percentage of the population belonging to the middle-income tier is smaller than it was in 1971 (61%), but that's not the most concerning statistic. The biggest issue seems to be the widening gap between lower-income and higher-income households.
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 9 months ago (edited)
And six months later they are c*****g staff and going out of business. Seen it over and over again.
nottheactualphoto 9 months ago (edited)
C*****g staff, maybe? Anyway, those things make me think of the Yard House. Edit: Damn, they censored the word c u t t i n g.
Load More Replies... madeleine f 9 months ago
Those chairs are awful to sit on. But maybe they want you to leave asap?
TheForrestGreene (he/they/it) 9 months ago
why does the sign say $40 for fries? am i missing something?? Screenshot...2ded4a.png 
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Pferdchen 9 months ago
Here's a fun fact about Chris Matulich, the founder of Chris Steak House: "During Matulich's 38-year management, the business was sold six times. Each time it was sold the business failed and Matulich bought the restaurant back cheaply from the purchasers." He sold the business to Ruth Fertel but it seems that she still had to lease the building. The agreement included a restriction preventing her from using the same name at a different location. The restaurant burned down. She reopened at a new location. She couldn't use the same name but needed to convey that it's the same business, so she just tacked on her first name. She later said she always hated the name but the business survived. Now can we talk about fifth thirds bank? First time I saw that sign I thought their math was not to be trusted.
Catlady6000 9 months ago
OMG, do not get me started on fifth thirds. Major peeve
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BrownEyedGrrrl 9 months ago
I first saw one when I lived in Atlanta. First thing I said: "What kind of a f****d up name is that?"
BlahBlobLa 9 months ago
It's because Chris's steakhouse was popular and well known. Ruth bought it. Source: one of my in laws is Chris's cousin.
M B 9 months ago
It's amazing how everyone famous person has relatives on BP
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LoveMyJordy 9 months ago
My golden is currently wearing a red bandana, sleeping on his twin bed in his own bedroom, waiting for foodies to dispense, having gone on a run through the woods earlier. I wish all creatures had the fabulous life he has.
Sparkle Bean 9 months ago
In my next life, if given the option, I will come back as a well cared for house cat.
April Pickett 9 months ago
Be sure they will open a window in the car to let you stick your head out.
Sharon Attwood 9 months ago
Why would you name your bandana Max? Wouldn’t that be a better name for your dog???
In 2023, 30% of the American population belongs to the lower-income bracket, and 19% are in the upper-income tier. Compared to 1971, these numbers were 27% and 11%, respectively. Experts explain that increases in income for the lower and middle class didn't keep up pace with the increases in income for the upper class, hence the ever-growing divide.
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 9 months ago
Takes a lot of booze to make sleeping on teh ground cozy these days.
Load More Replies... Inigo Montoya 9 months ago
Yes. Nothing worse than being a somnambulist alcoholic that goes to sleep sober and wakes up drunk every morning.
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Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero" 9 months ago
Retired - Any frakkin time I feel like, because I am an adult and I am retired.
Jp Goat 9 months ago
Week day 2:00 pm Weekend 12:00 pm On holiday= Anytime you want, your on holiday At an airport= Anytime you want, your at an airport
Auntriarch 9 months ago
On holiday in Portugal with sister in law, we met in the lounge, I told her I'd ordered elevenses, her little shocked yet excited face when two glasses of prosecco arrived... I'm a bad influence clearly
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Snowkit 9 months ago
Can’t. Stop. LAUGHING!!!! 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 can’t. Breath!!!!!!
Load More Replies... Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 9 months ago
Also one of the few Big Box stores who respects their worker's rights and treats them well.
Rich Black 9 months ago
and 100 giant 4K tvs just inside the door, protected by an armed cop . ..
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Data1001 9 months ago
I used to live in an apartment that was right next to this huge lemon tree. My landlady -- who had lived there for like 40 years -- said that a previous tenant had planted that... from a seed that came from a store-bought lemon. I was like, "Whoaaa..." So yeah, it's sometimes mind-blowing to grow plants from other plants, lol.
Amy Lee 9 months ago
I am currently growing a seed that germinated inside a supermarket apple. It's about 3cm tall. It's so stupidly exciting!
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Highfalutin Heron 9 months ago
We grew watermelons in the backyard one summer growing up. The backyard was right next to an untamed open field full of kudzu and other eager invaders. Never. Again.
RedHairedDragon 9 months ago
David Mitchell has a really good sketch about being a hustle farmer.
Another recent study showed that whether households belong to the middle class in the U.S. depends on where they live. In some states, like Massachusetts and California, your yearly income needs to be way higher than in, say, West Virginia or Kentucky. Nationally, the income range to be considered middle-class was from $49,500 to $148,500 in 2024.
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Sue User 9 months ago
Canned chese is now more expensive than sliced cheese.
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 9 months ago
Does "Poverty Nachos" translate as potato chips with Easy-Cheeze?
Child of the Stars 9 months ago (edited)
No. It's real shredded cheese on tortilla chips.
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Gracie Mae 9 months ago
or 'comfort foods' - i.e. what we were raised on because we were poor - like S.O.S. or corned beef hash
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 9 months ago
Can they just invent a self checkout that can recognize an empty bag already? A three year old human being can recognise a paper bag... Wait a minute I have an idea!
Panda McPandaface 9 months ago
Even I think sending 3 year-olds out to work is a bit much.
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Peeka_Mimi 9 months ago
When they stop to wait for cashier, that means they think you're stealing.
Jessica Frogger 9 months ago
If you believe your labor has value and you believe the labor of the store employees has value then you should never self check out. It is the biggest cons of corporations to get you to give them labor for free under the guise of convenience and speed. Until the store I'm shopping in cuts me a paycheck, I refuse to do work for them.
Scott Rackley 9 months ago
I'm not waiting in line with a bag of cat food and a loaf of bread
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Bryan Wright 9 months ago
Newspapers are my bugbear ( Tesco UK) especially if they contain supplements.
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The Darkest Timeline 9 months ago (edited)
Are you saying she…likes the hot, dark chocolate loaf?
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Yet there was one clear conclusion that the Pew researchers emphasized. Since 1970, the share of total U.S. income held by the middle class has decreased steadily. At the same time, all income tiers had higher incomes overall, although the rate at which income increased for upper-class households was the fastest.
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Sharon Attwood 9 months ago
When I had the time to travel, I didn’t have the money. When I had the money to travel, I didn’t have the time. Now I’m retired and don’t have the money or the energy to travel! Ain’t life grand?
Corvus 9 months ago
I can totally afford to travel the world... but I'd rather stay at home and play video games from the 90's.
Vladmir Pootin 9 months ago (edited)
I can afford to travel the world because I hate video games and plan to use my children's inheritance... (Trying to sound even more old and not fun)
Load More Replies... wuchi51 9 months ago
Why travel thousands of miles to annoy strangers,, be a gawker, and a target of jokes,kidnappers, pickpockets and shills.
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Data1001 9 months ago
It's 15 in California right now, but a few counties are trying out a program where people get $100 a day for Jury Duty.
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geezeronthehill 9 months ago
My first boss tried to stop me from reporting for jury duty. He got a visit from the sheriff.
Vylnce NA 9 months ago
My current company pays my regular salary if I get jury duty. I took my jury duty check and donated it to the local domestic violence shelter as the case I sat on was a man who tried to m****r his ex.
Nice Beast Ludo 9 months ago
We get 50 plus lunch reimbursement. I never get picked a d I'm unemployed and desperately want to be on a jury
Rich Black 9 months ago
the problem is that crimes eligible for a jury trial don't keep pace with inflation. If your crime involved less than $10,000, a bench hearing is all thats needed. one place i lived that had jury trials for $200 speeding tickets. i think this was a scheme to get a daily jury stipend to poor residents.
Lyone Fein 9 months ago
A defendant can always request that a jury hear and decide the case.
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Laura Mitchell 9 months ago
Spoiler alert: Someone quipped that San Diego County is so laid back, we're comatose. Before the pandemic, I was called to Jury Duty. The original summons was for downtown San Diego, so I changed it to the Vista Court Complex (it's much closer, and I don't have to pay for parking). It was the jury clerks who made it fun. Their attitude was, "Wrong date, no problem! Wrong courthouse, we'll take ya'!"
Glen Ellyn 9 months ago
That's crazy! Why should the seriousness of the crime make a difference? I got per diem, although I only served one day because the defendant didn't show up. Per diem makes more sense because a complex case will likely take longer than a simple case. What part of the world are you in?
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Lost Panda 9 months ago (edited)
Due to remarriage I had 3 grandfathers. Pa, Papa, and Po' Pa. Thing is Po' Pa came up with it himself "Your Pa and Papa have money, so that makes me the po' (poor) Pa"
Inigo Montoya 9 months ago
Better than po po. When I was a kid that didn't mean the police, it meant 💩
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Queen Boudicca 9 months ago
Trust me. If a child makes a special name for you, you will answer to it gladly. Especially if your kid doesn't like it.
Mary Tonningsen 9 months ago
I was just wondering the other day how my grandfather got the name 'Grampy'. Did someone actually decide he should be called that, or did my big sister just come up with it before she could speak normally?? No one's around to ask and Sis can't remember that far back.
Bamamom2boys 9 months ago
My grandfathers names were Pawpaw and Chief. My father's dad was a chief of police. We spent a lot of time with the grandparents and were at the police station a lot with them. We just called him what everyone else did.
Kat Alison 9 months ago
The one I don’t like is “Meemaw.” It rhymes with “heehaw,” sounds dumb….and what does it even mean? How do you get from “grandmother,” to “Meemaw”?
The Doom Song 9 months ago
My friends kids have a special nickname for me. Oldest is 19 and still won't use my proper name.
Interestingly, when asked, most of the U.S. population believe they belong to the middle class. Gallup's annual Economy and Personal Finance poll in 2024 showed that 54% of Americans identify as middle class. 31% consider themselves working class and 12% identify as lower class. Interestingly, only 2% said they belong to the upper class.
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Howl's sleeping castle 9 months ago
Why do people call their parents 'stupid'? I once stopped trying to be friends with this girl who I heard saying 'are you really dumb' to her mother over the phone.
olaff 422 9 months ago
Depends on their relationship. Assigning your life experience to others is a fool's errand.
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Renee H. 9 months ago
If i or my siblings ever called our mom " stupid" or any other derogatory word, we would have lost a tooth. We loved our mom and respected her. She did not tolerate just disrespect.
Ekaterina Myers 9 months ago
The fact that you would loose a tooth tells a lot …
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Liz Butt 9 months ago
He may be killing the mood but it's hard to go to the toilet in the dark I found.
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The Darkest Timeline 9 months ago
There are people that, get this…run. On purpose. Every day. And they look like they’re enjoying it. I kid you not.
Slap Shot 9 months ago
I used to run every day and when I quit I couldn’t figure out why I did it in the first place .
Nicole Weymann 9 months ago
Well, it IS supposed to be good for you - so if I EVER got over myself and my inertia to start I'd likely have a constant mantra of "Don't think about it, don't think about it, don't think about it or you might stop - oh, blast!" going through my head.
Load More Replies... Thorsten Massow 9 months ago
As long as you don't come up with bs like my mum ("Go on a hike and your depression will go away, no need for therapy"), you are good to go...
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Child of the Stars 9 months ago
As someone who lives in an area where there's tons of actually pretty cool hiking trails: please say this louder for the nature p**n weirdo tourists.
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Rich Black 9 months ago
whats with the "skinny" oreos? This is the answer to a question nobody asked . . .
Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero" 9 months ago
I left Oreos behind in the 90's. Cakes and Pies for me please.
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 9 months ago
Must live in a fancier neighborhood than me because i I ever see are the regular ones.
Bryan Wright 9 months ago
Pepsi's new flavoured cola is one I just noticed today. Strawberries and Cream or Cream Soda.
In reality, "middle class" and "middle income", which are often used interchangeably, mean different things. Middle class is more so a lifestyle, while middle income means households who make two-thirds or double the median national average. Yet for many middle-income households, the middle-class lifestyle is hardly attainable.
#22
Sky Render 9 months ago
The power of cooking by violently vibrating every water molecule near the surface of food is not to be underestimated.
Grey Beard 9 months ago
Excellent and technically correct answer. I had a friend tell me once he would never use a microwave because they use cancer causing radiation to cook food. I suggested he look up the difference between ionising and non-ionising radiation and also pointed out he was telling me this while smoking a cigarette.
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Rich Black 9 months ago
hold your hand in the microwave for 30 seconds, in the oven for 10 minutes, to get an accurate comparison
Zaach 9 months ago
H**l, I melt glass in my microwave (special kiln) - it takes less than 12 minutes to melt an ounce of glass
Snowkit 9 months ago
H**l? HeII. (Used uppercase i in the second one. i=I)
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Leesa DeAndrea 9 months ago
Even sadder when the restaurant she worked at burned down and it's been a year since that happened and nothing has been done to rebuild except clear the site and now you'll never get the chance to thank her for being one of the sweetest, kindest servers you ever met because you only know her by her first name, Laura.
Elly Clifton 9 months ago
Jenny shouldn't have to know. Pay Jenny a proper wage so she doesn't have to perform to live
Bob Connely 9 months ago
This guarantees that I ain't leavin' a tip, 'cause I never know who's gonna get it.
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April Pickett 9 months ago
It has to be at least 8' wide, I'd prefer 10' myself. I remember playing on the porch during a terrific storm and not getting wet.
Bob Connely 9 months ago
Until, of course, the wind shifted and the rain blew INTO the porch and your mom said you had to come inside the house...
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Glen Ellyn 9 months ago
I live in an older neighborhood and I confess to being envious of the homes with this setup.
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Brian Droste 9 months ago
At one timeI thought I wanted a wrap around porch. Then I, bought a house with a porch on the front. The porch blocks out sunlight, so I don't think I want a wrap around porch anymore.
wuchi51 9 months ago
Until you realize you have scrape sandy and double coat every spindle or pay some to do same
Mary Tonningsen 9 months ago
I thought I had a pretty good-size porch (not wrap-around, but still decent) until I put a chair on it and my feet ended up in the flower bed... :(
But what does it mean to be middle class? For many, it's the classic American dream: not having to live paycheck to paycheck, home ownership, vacations, a summer house, and being able to save up for the future. 42% of the people who fall into the middle-income category can't afford to buy a house, for example.
#25
Bob Connely 9 months ago
Another Uncle Bob here. You owe me a dry pair of Depends for this one -- I'm rollin' on the floor laughing! FYI, I'll be using this from now on! Many thanks!
Liz Butt 9 months ago (edited)
And toilet rolls are tissues on a roll. My husband used to work in a cold environment and when he got a cold, he would get a plastic bag, pinch a roll of toilet paper from the toilet, and use that instead of tissues. He placed the used paper in the plastic bag and dispose of it later. His workmates used to laugh at him until they got colds as well, and they used the same idea. The janitor had a fit because he'd run of out of toilet rolls in cold weather.
#26
Marsha Hultberg 9 months ago
HAAAA! Me, raised in the suburbs/morphed urban, is seeing this or the first time. SMFH. And it's one of my FAVE vegetables! LOVE.
#27
Sharon Attwood 9 months ago
Fill up all the pockets on my jacket…I might get hungry on the way back to my car!
According to Bankrate, 33% of Americans earning between $50k and $79k also live paycheck-to-paycheck. And 60% of those who skipped a summer vacation in 2024 said they couldn't afford one. Megan Doherty Bea, an assistant professor of consumer science at the University of Wisconsin-Madison, explains that while these households may be earning enough to fall into the middle-income category, they also may have high credit card debt and student loans.
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Shannon Donnelly 9 months ago
It was mom, and my mom was a special education teacher whose students would stop us in public to tell me how absolutely amazing she was…. But it took 10 minutes with me in 4th grade having a hard time with multiplication before she lost her temper. So yeah, the teacher in the classroom is definitely not the same with her own kids at home.
Load More Replies... Kathy Brooke 9 months ago
My Dad was a teacher: one of the maths teachers taught me to play cribbage (cards) but wouldn't play till I'd recited my tables. Aged 7 he stopped... not only was i perfect at tables I was beating him at cards (cribbage is part luck, part maths). Dial foward 50 years, both my parents are dead, I was having an emotional crisis and he was the only person handy. Calmed me down by teaching me sodoku. One of the best teachers I ever had but was never actually my teacher.
Missy VanWinkle 9 months ago
Mine was writing an entire paper (yes, handwriting) THREE times because I misspelled "judgment" -- and he wouldn't let me just cross it out to correct it. And I messed it up because I was afraid of messing it up because of HIM. Sigh
Serena Myers 9 months ago
Well, Mum had a bit of a temper and she used to get very impatient when she was teaching me to tell the time (back in the days of analogue) and the "if it takes 10 men 2 weeks to build a wall" stuff. I don't remember crying, but I do remember her throwing a (glass) bottle of ink at me. She missed, fortunately!
Colleen Glim 9 months ago
Flashbacks. Two of my girls were right brained. Creative, not maths. I am an unapologetic left brain. Numbers lining up in rows make me happy. Homework time was not fun
The Doom Song 9 months ago
It's been 30 years and I still am crying trying to work that out....
Gracie Mae 9 months ago
nope, because he was a POS that ran off, ended up in jail & had/raised kids that he recently found out AREN'T EVEN HIS. (whew, that felt good). on the other hand, yep, it was Mom yelling about the times tables!
#30
Peeka_Mimi 9 months ago
I will never admit to my 4yo grandson that I've never watched the Sonic movies and have no intention of doing so.
Elly Clifton 9 months ago
My Dad keeps his in the roof, that's got to be a fun answer - just pointing up
What about you, dear Pandas – do you consider yourself a middle-class silly goose? Tell us all about your experiences in the comments! Also, don't forget to upvote your favorite memes from this list, and, if you want to see more, be sure to check out our previous posts about the Middle Class Fancy page here and here!
#31
Puppy Dancing! 9 months ago
Unfortunately I have been to funerals like this. Or even worse, her husband did this and she was of great support at home.
Kali Chaos 9 months ago
Just wanna say sometimes those roles are switched, and often shared and shared is the best imo.
#32
Colleen Glim 9 months ago
Captain ravioli is my new favourite superhero. Because carbs are important
Child of the Stars 9 months ago
My kid's science teacher asked if she preferred her full first name or the common short version. Instead of saying "Either is okay," she just said "I don't care." So he nicknamed her Dinosaur, and that's what we all call her now.
Nice Beast Ludo 9 months ago
I don't get why the dad was mad. Was this a misguided attempt at flirting or something?
Peeka_Mimi 9 months ago
My dad is an excavator and at Red Lobster my toddler brother told the waiter that, "my dad is is big dumb f**k." He was trying to say, "my dad drives a big dump truck." I think he was right the first time.
Liz Butt 9 months ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I would love to have seen his face. OMG I'm crying. lol
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Colleen Glim 9 months ago
Pro tip. These are cavendish battered fries done in a deep fryer. Don’t talk to me about air fryer bs. Just dont
Kali Chaos 9 months ago
Cut, soaked, drained, refrigerated overnight, par fried, drained again, battered, fried again. This is the only way, and that is a hill I will die on.
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Azari Azalea 9 months ago
You my friend, just angered and offended every British person on this website
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Cyndielouwhoo 9 months ago
It's just a clever ruse... it's not REAL garlic, but it has lulled us into a false sense of security.
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#35
Nadia D 9 months ago
Oh my, it’s usually meeeeeee! Finally, I am needed and missed 😇 Thank you! Here’s your beer 🍻
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Agree to Disagree 9 months ago (edited)
Yes. Yes they do. As far as I have observed it is also regardless of ethnicity, culture or s*******y. It might in fact be the great uniter for men and the breaker of boundaries.
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Ashtophet’sRevenge 9 months ago
I married that kind of pyromaniac and he does make amazing fires…
Inigo Montoya 9 months ago
If that job is taken, I'll take the throwing-rocks-in-a-body-of-water job.
#36
Kayla Schmitz 9 months ago
dum dum give me gum gum....I was only reading comments to find this reference <3
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Nicole Weymann 9 months ago
The style is debatable - with me leaning towards con - but I hate how that thing is most likely made from plastic. Looks "nice" for two seasons, only to stuff a landfill in season three (or look crappy for five more seasons and THEN stuff a landfill for all eternity). Gimme wood, stone, cement if you have to, glass (ages way better), metal - most anything but tacky plastic! [rant over]
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Mari 9 months ago
I needed a cheesecloth to make paneer. I bought the cheesecloth and it's laying in my drawer for over a year.
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 9 months ago
Just never use a red one. That die will end up in the food.
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Bryan Wright 9 months ago
The only cheesecloth I have ever used was my fav. cheesecloth shirt.
Marsha Hultberg 9 months ago
Right? Yes, I definitely have a supply of cheesecloth in my kitchen... NOT
Shannon Sanderson 9 months ago
I have cheesecloth I inherited (probably the only thing I'll inherit). It has 70's packaging. Thanks Boomers!
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Nice Beast Ludo 9 months ago
Be nice Doug Moyer. And it could be a book report so it's NOT that obvious.
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 9 months ago
"all the king's horses and all the king's men" screwed up when they forgot to ask the king's women if they could do it.
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Jaya 9 months ago
The research: Horses were given a treat when they touched some object with their nose. In the second phase they were only given a treat if they did it while a stoplight was off. The horses just kept touching the object all the time regardless of the stoplight. In the third phase they received a little punishment if they did it while the stoplight was on. The horses stopped touching it while the stoplight was on. Which means the horses understood the rules perfectly, they just couldn't be bothered in the second phase, because there was no downside to just touching it the whole time instead of paying attention to the stoplight. Imagine if the scientists had stopped after the second phase, they would have assumed that horses are too stupid to understand the stoplight rule. Imagine how many other animals we think are stupid because we tested them the wrong way!
Marsha Hultberg 9 months ago
Animals are brilliant. It's taking homo sapiens (the superior species NOT), eons to realize this, very slowly, one by one... SMFH
Bob Connely 9 months ago
I'll just be over hear thinking, "Oh, horse-poop (since I can't use the other word for it)
Rich Black 9 months ago
good move for an animal that spends 20 hours a day in a pasture, its head down, eating grass.
Verena 9 months ago
They have to, they are built for living off grass with low nutritional value, so they need to eat constantly to get them going. Which is a big danger if they put on unlimited "modern" grass. Due to the hig level of protein and fructose they not only get fat, but risk inflamed feet (laminitis), which is extremely painful and can end with the bones sagging through the sole = death
Load More Replies... Puppy Dancing! 9 months ago
Anyone who has been around an escape artist horse already knew this.
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olaff 422 9 months ago
My bank called me the other day because I've been with them basically my entire life and they just wanted to say hi. Seriously.
Crystal M 9 months ago
My heart stops when they call, it's usually nothing though.
Load More Replies... Rich Black 9 months ago
this is to make sure you didn't delete their app. if you don't look/reply, they'll send you another email telling you to install their app, for "identity/privacy" reasons.
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Smeghead Tribble Down Under 9 months ago
In Australia, ''just down the road'' can be a drive of five minutes, five hours, or a couple of days :)
Child of the Stars 9 months ago
My favorite saying about the differences between Americans and Europeans: Americans think 100 years is a long time. Europeans think 100 miles is a long distance.
Shannon Donnelly 9 months ago
These days now that it seems there’s a plane crashing every third day in the US, I’ll drive anywhere before you get me on a plane. Besides… ROAD TRIP!!! 😃
Richard Iachetta 9 months ago
With the get there early and delays and cancellations the drive isn't that much longer and you don't have to worry about bare feet on your armrest
Shoopyfloop Roundbird 9 months ago
I live in the midwest and travel. Every time i get asked are you driving? No. I am not driving 46 hours to oregon! Im going to take a 3 hour flight enjoy my time and be back to work monday. Anyway they think im weird🤷♀️
DemonicPanda 9 months ago
no bcs me and my parents and siblings went on a trip to YELLOWSTONE. AND DROVE THERE. FROM SOUTHEAST OHIO. my family and i have gone to Florida 4 times and we drove EVERY SINGLE TIME.
Gracie Mae 9 months ago (edited)
not an issue flying (time-saver) but would happily drive that long just to see the scenery (relaxing)
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Roxy222uk 9 months ago
Men don't seem to get the value of creating and maintaining healthy relationships with a variety of people throughout life. Whenever we need help it'll be someone I've nourished the friendship with that'll be there for us. If we had to rely on his friends we're down to one person who lives several hundred miles away.
Marsha Hultberg 9 months ago
Yep. All their 'friends' are online, AI or not. Algorithms are sooo thoughtful! 🙃 Nope, not upset about being an OG (chill senior). SMFH
Cydney Golden 9 months ago
Yep, and now 75 year old hubby has no friends and no idea how to make more.
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Gracie Mae 9 months ago
definitely did a screenshot so i can amaze the grandkids with this one!
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Gracie Mae 9 months ago
I'm with the hubs on this one--hate to laugh at stuff like this, but it is funny
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Colleen Glim 9 months ago
Laying in bed on my iPad at night is my favourite way to relax. Don’t be judging
Anonymouse 9 months ago
Most scary thing to the husband - the wife starts the conversation, " I have been thinking..." Never know where that one is going, but it is most always exciting.
Auntriarch 9 months ago
Guaranteed to make my heart sink, Mr Auntriarch starting a sentence with "I've had a thought"
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Linda Harwood 9 months ago
And you stay up at all hours because you’re “working”. So maybe let your wife relax in the way she prefers.
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Nat Rich 9 months ago
I wouldn't know what to eat and what not to eat... Mmm this fish skeleton is to die for!!
Agfox 9 months ago
Fish in fish afterlife "Tell me something I don't know"
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Inigo Montoya 9 months ago
It looks like an AI generated pic. Fingers are weird.
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The Darkest Timeline 9 months ago
How much real money do you have to spend at D&B to earn1.2M points?
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Johnnynatfan 9 months ago
B******t. When I go on vacation im gone, dont even bother trying to get me.
Doug Moyer 9 months ago
I confess - this past summer I was on a boat, island hopping in the Greek Isles, and was connected over VNC to my work computer checking on the programs I had running on auto...
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Jen F 9 months ago
How I feel slinging a 24 pack of beer on my shoulder and carrying 8 bags of groceries because I didn't want to push my cart to the cart return halfway across the parking lot opposite from where I parked.
Panda McPandaface 9 months ago
At least you don't just dump the cart wherever like most c***s.
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Rinso The Red 9 months ago
I was the "poor one" in my friend group. They were always very kind about it, and I never pushed for favors, etc. The deal we had was I would show up early to our normal drinking spot. Gather a bunch of firewood while it was still light out, clean up the site if needed, and get the fire going. In return, I never paid for my drinks.
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Shaggy 9 months ago
They are banned as your plumbing is over 1500 years old. Ours is relatively newish and can handle whatever you throw down there. People with septic tanks and non city water tend to not have them. Well, at least i didn't growing up and we were on a well with septic and were told it was not a good idea. Used the euro method until I moved out.
Panda McPandaface 9 months ago
Really? I didn't know that. They're not common in the UK, I've never known anyone with one.
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Sky Render 9 months ago
I can assure you, if you dropped the duck in tomato sauce instead of oil, it would also have a permanent residue. Nothing stains like tomato, except perhaps red wine.
Sawdust 9 months ago
But if a skunk sprays your duck, you have to wash it in tomato sauce!
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Biytemii 9 months ago
you know what actually works for this and I had no idea until about 2 years ago when my mother-in-law and my husband showed me..... you can put it outside in the sun and somehow that takes it off Don't ask me why or what kind of magical voodoo goes on but it actually gets the stain out.
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Data1001 9 months ago
I don't get shower drinks or shower music. How the eff long are you guys taking showers for?! Get in, soap up, scrub up, shampoo your hair, rinse off, done. Do the rest of you just stand there and let the water run over you for 20 minutes after that?
Child of the Stars 9 months ago
I'm with you. Get in, scrub, rinse, get out. I got s.hit to do!
Load More Replies... Azari Azalea 9 months ago
A beer you drink in the shower, kinda like drinking wine in the bath
Load More Replies... Child of the Stars 9 months ago
I heard it explained like this once: white people absolutely have a culture. It's just so ubiquitous that it's considered the default.
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FabulousMari 9 months ago
I would like to know why Jimmy H's mom put him on the naughty list at 70? I guess I had always assumed you aged out of the naughty list. I didn't know it would be chasing me for life. Poor Jimmy H :(
Inigo Montoya 9 months ago
Because the actual word on the page wasn't "gift", it was "gi*t"
Load More Replies... Sparkle Bean 9 months ago
re: Christmas gifts: actual present, even if it's not what I want at least you tried
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Nota Robot 9 months ago
It gives an earthinness to the flavour and body to the dish. Just try this: mix a bottle of passata with an equal amount of broth. Add pepper to taste. Simmer half of it with a large bayleaf and half of it without.
B Jones 9 months ago
Nah, we leave it in. Whoever gets it wins (no prizes though)
Load More Replies... real mccoy 9 months ago
This scene in Severance made me laugh too much. I don’t know how the actor managed to say something so dumb so seriously, but I loved it
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RedHairedDragon 9 months ago
This actually happened to my family once. The hunt wasn't life or death. One Christmas Eve we were celebrating at our parents house (all the kids were grown up by then) when our cousin decided to try and scare us. Dressed in a sheet and snuck up to the window. No one was scared, but we decided to hunt after him. Took us several hours. Best Christmas ever really.
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Doug Moyer 9 months ago
I used to simply say 'Yes' when they asked that. Then they would get irritated because clearly we weren't there yet.
kansasmagic 9 months ago
And someday, it *will* be. Just to avenge all dads everywhere.
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Sam Trudeau 9 months ago
He looks like that mayor from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs crossed with the dad from Mitchells vs Machines
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Child of the Stars 9 months ago
I almost always get to leave early. I'm scheduled until 6am, but I'm usually done by 5:15. My relief is there at either 4:30 (if it's the boss) or 5:30 (if it's a colleague). No reason for me to stick around 🤷♀️
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kansasmagic 9 months ago
I can't believe how long it's taking these little strangers to leave already! I keep dropping hints like "well, I'm kind of tired, so...", but they just don't get it.
driedgrapes 9 months ago
I always wonder, do they not realize they produced a real human? What did they expect?
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David Paterson 9 months ago
I gave up wearing shoelaces aeons ago. Now I feel like this whenever I tighten my belt in public to stop my pants from falling down.
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kansasmagic 9 months ago
And some idiots think white people don't have culture. Well, we do. We have *all* the culture. That's what imperialism was really all about.
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Data1001 9 months ago
Although on occasion, she can also be rather obtuse.
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Colleen Glim 9 months ago
Please tell me he then pulled a couple bags of tortilla chips out of somewhere
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CD King 9 months ago
Tall style because longwise means the bun has legs and we all know buns can’t have legs.
Nota Robot 9 months ago
Also, dogs have four legs. When they are hot, the will pant - but that doesn't affect the number of legs.
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Chewie Baron 9 months ago
I would love to see David Mitchell’s face when told he’s now a meme.
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Honey 9 months ago
You're right. I didn't have a phone at that age because I was outside living my best life until the street lights came on. It was a glorious time.
Cindy Hamilton 9 months ago
If I'd seen a cellphone (magically transported from the future), I would have said, "Cool! Can I call the starship Enterprise on it?"
Load More Replies... Robert Beveridge 9 months ago
Granted I didn't get my first ell phone until 2008, but even the idea of not getting unlimited data never once crossed my mind. It would take me about 37 minuted to stream enough music to go through a non-unlimited plan.
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Robert Beveridge 9 months ago
They never visited Italy. they live in North Jersey, they're 1/16th Italian on their stepmom's side, and they shouldn't be allowed anywhere near Instagram.
Richard Iachetta 9 months ago
I hate food snobs. You like what you like, and no a**hole has the right to tell you what to like
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Richard Iachetta 9 months ago
I want to be young enough that I can engage in underage drinking
nottheactualphoto 9 months ago (edited)
Dumbаss "village pump" style faucet. So much unused space above the cabinets. Kitchen obviously built for appearance rather than function. Edit: Jesus, the censorship is exhausting. I know, I know, but still.
Load More Replies... Colleen Glim 9 months ago
It’s too dark and there’s too much granite. I can’t work under these conditions!
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nottheactualphoto 9 months ago
I liked the hipster trap of old: a PBR and a pack of American Spirits.
Panda McPandaface 9 months ago
I get ther booze easy 'cos the trap will only close if I put pressure on ther middle. I'm not wild about nachos so I'm good.
Lost Panda 9 months ago (edited)
Get rid of the drink (I know what it is, I just can't spell it >_>) and you got me
Kathy Brooke 9 months ago
Actually you can lift the drink out without springing the trap
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BeKind&Rewind 9 months ago
Depends on how much the mortgage is because we all know that young'ins these days won't be able to buy this classy place because it's listed at $689,000
FabulousMari 9 months ago
If you lived here, you would probably be the story on "Unsolved Mysteries" and don't you dare use a blacklight and look at that carpet!
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FabulousMari 9 months ago
Now with the new update, you can choose whatever emoji you want so just keep people confused and start using the umbrella emoji. Keep 'em confused
Data1001 9 months ago
Just give me a "lol" and I'll be fine. But don't you *dare* respond with just "k".
Lost Panda 9 months ago
Does it matter? I would have gave you neither a thumbs up nor a reply...
Robert Beveridge 9 months ago
It's like leaving a one-cent tip. If you don't leave anything, they have no idea whether you saw it or not. If you respond in some way, you remove the ambiguity.
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Serena Myers 9 months ago
What? I had to look him up, so here it is "Matt Margolis is a conservative commentator and columnist for PJ Media." I still have not got a clue what this means!
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Katie The Bug 9 months ago
Ranch dressing goes well with anything breaded and fried, so really all they're doing is c*****g out the middleman. This actually sounds delicious... (Yes, I am from the American Midwest.)
Katie The Bug 9 months ago
Addendum: as of this posting, they've censored c u t t i n g, and my post about ranch dressing looks all the naughtier for it. Why does this website insist on infantilizing its userbase so?
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Shaggy 9 months ago
Air frier I have is basically a salamander/pizza oven. Never use it on air fry, just air roast and have never had anything be "Dry". Time is the same and I use the thing at least 2x/day. It is great for a small household. I have a bunch of 1/4 sheet pans that fit so I can make all sorts of sheet pan meals and it is great for frozen pizza, (not to mention anything and everything frozen you would make in the normal oven.) I never use the big oven anymore except for roasts or the odd chicken that won't fit in the thing. Not a gimmick at all, you just have not learned to use it properly. 2 of the best purchases I have ever made for the kitchen... (Ninja Foodi 8-in-1 1750W 9-Slice Black/Stainless Steel Digital Air Fryer Oven, Toaster Oven, Easy Clean & Flip-Away Storage)
Load More Replies... Jen F 9 months ago
Air fryers are a gimmick. You're better off deep frying and allowing the food to drain off excess grease for a few minutes. You can even put in the oven at a low temp for another couple minutes to help dry and keep warm.
jonathan 9 months ago
Not to mention, they are just convection ovens. Most toaster ovens have this function.
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nottheactualphoto 9 months ago
In all fairness, "Can't Buy a Thrill" is a pretty good album. But "Countdown to E*****y" is better.
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