50 Of The Best Memes From “Middle Class Fancy” (New Pics)

All hail the goddess anoia

Cinnamon Toast was my go-to as a kid. Buttered toast with cinnamon and sugar.

me: hits disconnect 50x and starts to order a pizza for delivery with comment: leave at doorstep

Let's circle back and strategize methodologies to maximize our team synergies!

I just want to know the hours of business, what is on the menu, and thecprices, so that I know whether or not I will need to sell a kidney to eat there or order takeaway.

I nearly caved in and went home but I adulted and got that petrol

this is way to accurate.....

Amen sista!

My golden is currently wearing a red bandana, sleeping on his twin bed in his own bedroom, waiting for foodies to dispense, having gone on a run through the woods earlier. I wish all creatures had the fabulous life he has.

Camping - All day and night

...and we won't sell anything smaller than a gallon

I used to live in an apartment that was right next to this huge lemon tree. My landlady -- who had lived there for like 40 years -- said that a previous tenant had planted that... from a seed that came from a store-bought lemon. I was like, "Whoaaa..." So yeah, it's sometimes mind-blowing to grow plants from other plants, lol.

Poverty nachos have canned cheese. These are straight up gourmet!

Can they just invent a self checkout that can recognize an empty bag already? A three year old human being can recognise a paper bag... Wait a minute I have an idea!

I barely have enough money to travel my city! :(

She's dreaming of hot fudge cake

you got 15 dollars? I only got 12.

Due to remarriage I had 3 grandfathers. Pa, Papa, and Po' Pa. Thing is Po' Pa came up with it himself "Your Pa and Papa have money, so that makes me the po' (poor) Pa"

Why do people call their parents 'stupid'? I once stopped trying to be friends with this girl who I heard saying 'are you really dumb' to her mother over the phone.

There are people that, get this…run. On purpose. Every day. And they look like they’re enjoying it. I kid you not.

Is it just me, or are name-brand cookies just not as good as they used to be? Every time in the past 5-10 years that I've bought some cookie brand that I used to love, I've been really disappointed.

The power of cooking by violently vibrating every water molecule near the surface of food is not to be underestimated.

Totally.

It has to be at least 8' wide, I'd prefer 10' myself. I remember playing on the porch during a terrific storm and not getting wet.

Beautiful.

But that is how asparagus grows. Until it doesn’t. Don’t blink

Katy no Pockets' BFF

Upvote for Dolly!

It was mom!

Next time ask him where his friggin' Hot Wheels are. Bet he doesn't have any. That'll show him.

😂😂😂😂

Captain ravioli is my new favourite superhero. Because carbs are important

Pro tip. These are cavendish battered fries done in a deep fryer. Don’t talk to me about air fryer bs. Just dont

ok guess we can rule out she is a vampire now...

I miss the dedicated "I'll grab you a beer" person

Yes. Yes he will. And his name is Bob

"Hi hun! So. Funny story. Your Mom fell out of a tree."

I needed a cheesecloth to make paneer. I bought the cheesecloth and it's laying in my drawer for over a year.

The sad part... I kind of miss that...

Tell that to Humpty Dumpty.

My bank called me the other day because I've been with them basically my entire life and they just wanted to say hi. Seriously.

In Australia, ''just down the road'' can be a drive of five minutes, five hours, or a couple of days :)

I don't recall "deciding", exactly, but that sounds about right.

Adore your dad -- Sorry for your loss. R.I.P. 💗 My dad had me laughing constantly! He has passed, too. 💞

What did he do to anger the tree though?

Take a pic in the mirror?

I don't see the issue

I wouldn't know what to eat and what not to eat... Mmm this fish skeleton is to die for!!

And my grandma McKayleizlee

How much real money do you have to spend at D&B to earn1.2M points?

My workplace ceases to exist the second I step outside.

How I feel slinging a 24 pack of beer on my shoulder and carrying 8 bags of groceries because I didn't want to push my cart to the cart return halfway across the parking lot opposite from where I parked.

BCC’d

I just moved into a new apt with a garbage disposal, but the landlord was like, "Whatever you do, don't use the disposal." I was like, "What do you mean? It doesn't work?" "Oh there's nothing wrong with it, but no, it doesn't work. Don't ever use it."

I can assure you, if you dropped the duck in tomato sauce instead of oil, it would also have a permanent residue. Nothing stains like tomato, except perhaps red wine.

Better than cold pizza and warm soft drinks?

Or pumpkin spice candles.

In my experience, it Is a rare one which wouldn't.

Wisconsinite

It gives an earthinness to the flavour and body to the dish. Just try this: mix a bottle of passata with an equal amount of broth. Add pepper to taste. Simmer half of it with a large bayleaf and half of it without.

This actually happened to my family once. The hunt wasn't life or death. One Christmas Eve we were celebrating at our parents house (all the kids were grown up by then) when our cousin decided to try and scare us. Dressed in a sheet and snuck up to the window. No one was scared, but we decided to hunt after him. Took us several hours. Best Christmas ever really.

Or the ones on a health journey.

This one made me laugh so hard

Why does he look like some dad from a Pixar film?

I almost always get to leave early. I'm scheduled until 6am, but I'm usually done by 5:15. My relief is there at either 4:30 (if it's the boss) or 5:30 (if it's a colleague). No reason for me to stick around 🤷‍♀️