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"Writing is 1 percent inspiration and 99 percent elimination," Louise Brooks once said. Probably no phrase could describe Peter Chiykowski's work better. This Canadian author writes short stories that fit on a postcard, and he's nailing them, too. He said that his creative writing style is hard to pin down and he switches and mashes up genres and tones, but that's part of what makes his interesting stories so unique. You never know what the next sentence is gonna be.

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Ryo Bakura
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if this was the same for that dog who was whimpering in his sleep, startled himself awake, and ran head-first into a wall.

Unicornstar
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a rescue dog Shilo. I got him after my last dog died. I was in a horrible dark place as my last dog Samba was my soulmate. When I got Shilo I thought I had rescued him. I soon came to realise by the way he healed me the he had rescued me. And there are not enough words or grateful thanks in the world for me to give him for that and yet all he asks for is love food and for me to play with him. But that's dogs for you. They give you so much and ask for so little. And are always happy for what they get. Dogs are awesome.

Lemon Garnished Potato
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I ain't crying, just... the water wizards. They're back. Definitely not tears... *sobs*

Valerie Lessard
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone that calls their dog a rescue dog even if they "rescued" the dog (most of the time they just adopted it) is practising self-fellatio. Just say MY DOG . how hard is it not to feed your obese ego with everything you say?

MikeyG
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every comment you make on this site makes you sound more and more of a douche

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Juniper
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is beautiful, it reminds me of my sweetheart rescue dog who wants everyone to be happy <3

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Chiykowski has been pursuing his dream of making a living off his creative ideas for the past three years. "I've cobbled together a full-time career writing inspiring stories, drawing webcomics, appearing at conventions, developing for the tabletop RPG EMBERWIND, and running Kickstarters, like one I have going right now for my short stories and deck of story prompts," he told Bored Panda.

"I have a weird background as a freelance writer and illustrator in a bunch of random genres. I've worked on everything from video games to pinball machines to literary poetry to Korean comic translations. It's a weird life, but I love it. I think that's why my motivational stories take on so many genres and styles."

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    Mangoes'nRum
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This hits the point home quite well.

    JJM
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be posted EVERYWHERE!

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    "I've always been a big reader of just about every genre," Chiykowski said. "I started off writing poems and short stories for Canadian literary journals in 2009ish, which was around the time my webcomic Rock Paper Cynic started taking off. I had more and more work to do on the webcomic and less and less time for short stories, which sometimes took weeks to finish. Over time, I stopped writing stories altogether."

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    Kai
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To my mind came college and changing/dropping it 👏

    Monika Soffronow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone who framed his diploma when he finished medical school, went to his father's office, hung it on the wall, and walked out telling his dad "Here is the diploma you wanted. In the fall I'll study to become an engineer." Which is what he wanted to do from the beginning. Another friend made good grades in law school motivated by one single thing: his parents would buy him the pianos etc he wanted if he passed the year or if he made that particular grade. He is a great pianist, writes film music and ... runs a bar.

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    Ryo Bakura
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If two roads diverged in a wood, and no one takes the path less travelled, is it still a path?

    Penny Swinbourne
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DIVERGENT!! Sorry… diverged reminded me

    Sera the Dragon
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes, the road is less traveled by for a reason.

    VJF41708
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Road Not Taken by Robert Frost reimagined. So much better this way.

    Abbie Mosley
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's still time to change the road you're on

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    As it turned out, microfiction was probably the only way he'd ever get writing inspiration again. "The longer I went without writing, the more I'd have these weird little nugget-ideas for short story premises. I'd jot them down and daydream about what I'd write "when I find the time. It took a few years for me to realize I'd never find the time, so I decided to make the time. I started off trying to write down these ultra-short stories, and because I was so used to visual storytelling from my webcomic, I experimented with different graphic formats."

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    Daria B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My social skills in a nutshell. ♥

    Markus Holstein
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us." - Calvin and Hobbes

    tuzdayschild
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always imagined aliens coming to earth and observing it. Then they start hanging out with whales, deer, bees and all sorts of creatures, but avoiding humans like the plague.

    Orionpax75
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't hang out with our species either, look we've done to each other and our beautiful planet since we've been here! :(

    Well, I Tried.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For all we no, the animals we have on our planet came from space

    Pansexual snek
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    galaxies: EW... WHAT. IS. THAT. OHMYGAWD.

    Bacony Cakes
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry. Some do. This is just fake news.

    Bacony
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In this case, ram your thumb against the "rock 'n' roll" button until aliens see you as cool.

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    The one that really stuck with him was the 'postcard story' that became the basis for his project, Shortest Story. "I loved the idea that these felt like postcards sent from parallel realities, alternate selves and impossible worlds that feel familiar even while being full of fantasy or horror or science fiction. I loved that every narrator could be you."

    "It helped that inspiration was out there. A Small Fiction by James Miller is an incredible example of the power of microfiction, and the photo-comic A Softer World by Joey Comeau and Emily Horne has always been a favorite of mine."

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    Monika Soffronow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A world of fun and magic. I once met a German Shepherd on a beach on one of the Cycladic islands in Greece. He was large, well behaved, friendly, and obviously didn't understand a word of what I was saying, even though I was trying to communicate with him in several languages. We finally hit common ground with German, and we spent a magical afternoon together throwing sticks on the beach. He was not lost, when he left he trotted off with the air of someone who knows very well where he is going. It took a couple of days for the muscle pain in my right arm and shoulder to recede.

    Dani
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I came into this post prepared to be terrified, because literally everything terrifies me. Now I'm sitting here grinning like an idiot

    Nikki D
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, none of my dogs ever cared about sticks at all. Or balls. Or anything but food.

    Ryo Bakura
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Throw the stick... throw the f*****g stick... stop messing around, and thro... he threw it! Wait... dammit... every time with the 'fake throw'... How do I keep falling for... Squirrel!"

    Chris Jones
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had one dog who only fell for it once. She was smart. Well, except for the desire to eat hedgehogs.

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    "The best time to start your creative project was yesterday. The next best time is today," the author added. "It's a cliche, but it's a damn good one. If you have a creative project you've been wanting to pursue, give yourself permission to try and to fail. Start now. Go ahead and make a joyous mess of it. The worst that can happen is that you do a horrible job and no one but you ever knows about it. But even that will let you learn something so you can start again on stronger footing tomorrow. There's a version of you one year in the future who is looking back through time at you at this exact moment, and they're wishing they could tell you to just go for it. I'd listen to them. They're from the future, so they know what's up!"

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    Full Name
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about every day we have a whole day of kindness? I hope everyone reading this finds a $20 bill on the ground today. Perhaps help someone out with it, even if that person is yourself. Have a great day everyone! (except you Dave. You can f**k right off. Karen too).

    Cinderfrickinella
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Janet can f**k off too! That b***h is crazy! 🤗 Hugs to you though!

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    TheExtremeSmell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeh but what about people that are a******s and we have to listen to their hateful ideas. Nice is relative to the person lol

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    KT Trondsen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww so sad. Trust your mom and tell her, she loves you more than anyone else in this world <3

    Steve Cruz
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you love her, share your truth. My dear friend John asked me to his brother's graduation. When it was just the family (and me) John said, "I want to share with you that I am gay and I still love you." When his aunt started to say something about "god," he turned and said, "This is information. I'm not asking for your permission or opinion."

    LPSDazzleQueen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gay squad!!!!!!!!!! (P.S. im In it)

    Cindy Collins
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww she knows, she is just waiting for you to tell her.

    Barbara Baldwin
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she loved you before, she'll love you after. True love is unconditional.

    Markus Holstein
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your mother was proud of you joining the army instead of trying to talk you out of it, her homophobia is probably not your biggest problem with this lady

    MikeyG
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the US still not allow gay soldiers? That is seriously fkd up, like a lot of things in the US I guess

    Zena Marsh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect your mom will be understanding. Tell her.

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    Dani
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I want to write a book, but I'm scared nobody will read it." "Well, how many people will read it if you don't write it?"

    D. Pitbull
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a description of the library in the Dreaming (Sandman, Neil Gaiman) - sweet.

    janeisnotmynamethatsforsure
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have so many drafts of actual books with more than 200 pages but i don't have the guts to ask peoples opinion about

    Meg Berenotto
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This speaks to me on such a deep level, because this library exists in me.

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    S.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In chaos, there arrives balance. And in balance, there arrives chaos.

    Henry Cheves
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You cannot have balance unless you have balance and chaos balanced.

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    Ryo Bakura
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone just leaked the plot to Matrix 4. #ZionHearMe

    Silvaqua
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's fighting and overcrowding and to fix it you...send away one person.

    John Montgomery
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the second batch of sacrifices found an even better paradise? Perhaps by a waterfall.

    Iris
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Human behavior since from beginning. We are a very peculiar species.

    Monika Soffronow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What comes up, must go down. The law of the Great Leveller.

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    Ryo Bakura
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've made the world exactly how we wanted it. Don't feel safe? CCTV cameras. Need money you don't have to buy a home? Mortgages. The whole world condensed to fit in your pocket? Smart phones. A way to communicate pretty much any thought you have to the masses, even if the thought is private? Social media. Cops killing the innocent is mostly an American thing, though. And usually a race thing, too.

    Pretty Pangolin
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, as I'm writing this a court has just convicted the (white) cop who gunned down her (black) upstairs neighbor...she went into his apartment thinking it was her own.

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    Meg Berenotto
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have now entered the 21st Century. There is no escape.

    Aria
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is some aggressive food for thought.

    Jason M
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pfft. Whatever. I gotta go take pictures of my food and binge television.

    Cody Downs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cops don't kill ppl it's a minority that end up that way

    Yuna
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So normally... in YOUR universe, innocents... kill cops?

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    Monika Soffronow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dark and beautiful and ... mind-opening.

    Mimi M
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, in some cases, part of mental-illness is an overactive mind (ruminations, repetetive negative thoughts). So tamping down the thoughts is part of getting better.

    Meg Berenotto
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mental illness in all it’s forms.

    Kennedy Longworth
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sort of thing gives me the heebie jeebies.

    Kiwi Canuck
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know if this is tragic or beautiful. Maybe both.

    Well, I Tried
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's tragic. His true story is written above and the true story explains how the doctor is placing 'holes' in his mind. The second story is what happened to his mind when the dr put the 'holes' in his mind. Because of the medication the dr is putting him on, it's causing him to believe in the dr.

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    Luisa Vasconcelos
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sad. My best friend have 50% chances od Alzheimer and 50% chances of cancer. Or maybe both. It's in her mother's and fathers family.

    JJM
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You tell a compelling story.

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    Ryo Bakura
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People thought it was odd that Sally called her dog "Lucifer", but nobody seemed to notice that the last eight postal workers who delivered in their area had gone missing.

    cybermerlin2000
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you read this in a soft, friendly and gentle voice like that of a kind and loved uncle it becomes very creepy and very funny at the same time

    Lyop
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What you do to Rover??

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    VJF41708
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is honestly pretty heartwarming.

    Meg Berenotto
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so painfully beautiful. ❤️😢

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    SacredPistachio
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you cant beat em, burn them for the rest of time for a useful cause :P

    Meg Berenotto
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This feels like such a Supernatural/Winchester-y thing to do 😂

    JJM
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like lemons to lemonade.

    D. Pitbull
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL - I love this, recycling at it's finest?

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    Incognito
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should not be reading this before bed.....

    Mangoes'nRum
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry. Come to bed. It's safe in there. We're all waiting for you, just under it...

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    JV
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this as I was listening to "The Devil's Triangle"...

    Nevergonnagiveyouup
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont understand this one, can anyone help?

    cybermerlin2000
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just going to check that I locked the doors and windows... It's getting nippy. Honest

    Naomi Armitage
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, this one is genuinely creepy. I like it.

    Ryo Bakura
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love. The movie, not the emotion.

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband and I have literally have more books than some small libraries. The last time we moved, every time one of our friends passed carrying another box of books, they yelled "LIBRARY CARD!" We have gotten e-readers but we still have not given up our precious collection.

    MermaidsAndDragons
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. This is how I want to live my life. ALL THE BOOKS

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    Daria Z
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd already live in a library if it were not for my precious e-reader.

    Ann Abdelzaher
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well I am well on my way to that LOL in my personal library I have somewhere between 2000 and 3000 books not including e-books

    Tracy Moorhead
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be a cool poster for a library!

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    Grapeling
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is beautiful. It's implicit but also easily understood. Great job :D

    Meg Berenotto
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh! What an intriguing take on the age-old werewolf tale!

    JJM
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or as my husband used to tell me it was 'my night to howl at the moon'.

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    A B C
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The background picture is Ta Prohm in Angkor, Cambodia. I've been there, and the trees growing on walls and buildings and choking them is truly impressive!

    Seabeast
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So *that* is what happened to the Mayan rulers. All those cities, swallowed up by the jungle.

    Miklós Nagy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then the woodcutters came and...

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    Meg Berenotto
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going through Hell tends to change people, & they tend to become better people because of it.

    Lemon Garnished Potato
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The smile tears are back, this is not a drill! I am smiling and crying and it's the worst best feeling ever!

    Tara
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a metaphor for something? Am I overthinking it?

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    Hannah Cohen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a trans person, I can definitely relate

    Ryo Bakura
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's horrible that you're able to. I hope you're proud of who you are, regardless.

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    Sarah Baldwin
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shoot, as a step mom of five with a three year old of my own I can definitely relate to this!

    Steve Cruz
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No matter where you go, you can never get away from yourself.

    Linda Matheny
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this all the time! Wanting to escape from everything I know and my painful past!!!

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    Wes
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could be the new Dexter, that text could be the opening monologue before each episode.

    Jason Cutrera
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a difference: one is a soulless psychopath that feeds off the misery of others, and the other just stabs people.

    Meg Berenotto
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn’t this called the 45th Presidency?🤷‍♀️😳🤦‍♀️

    Aria
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish the story was longer, this is my kind of read.

    JJM
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope I don't live anywhere near you.

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    A B C
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, this one gave me the shivers. Someone make a movie out of it, please?

    Dani
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need more! There's a story here!

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn... Scooby-Doo got dark...

    Aria
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has someone sent this to a publisher or Filmmaker, because I want to see more.

    A_Very_lazy_panda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would have been like as soon as it said go back _turns boat around- IM OUTT

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    Ryo Bakura
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our successes and failures make us who we are. And global events, bad or good, have given us the lives we have now. There's plenty of people who wish they did something, or didn't do something, they feel they should have done, but they wouldn't be the same people they are now, or here at all, had they acted.

    Monika Soffronow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And sometimes, someone comes along who acts, all alone, and if they are right doing what they are doing, to their utter amazement they will see a few strangers join them, and then some more people take notice, and then there are other people in other places joining in their actions, and they are many, many people who have never acted on anything before, and they are right, they give hope to others who were hoping someone would act, and some old farts ridicule them, and yet they go on, and I hope that they will bring positive results, I hope that Greta's great-great-grandchildren will all breathe clean air and that the islands of the Pacific will still be there.

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    John Montgomery
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist. The time machine was just a captured Weeping Angel.

    Aria
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it's a regret-machine.

    Laci
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well I hope those buttons are shiny.

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    Char Char
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Virginian I resemble that remark!

    Darla Johnson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is funny because my brother used to think that virgins were people from Virginia

    Steve Cruz
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In other words: FORNICATE… virgins get sacrificed.

    Ahmad Khairil Abdul Jabar
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A full cellar and none of em are virgins? Tough luck dude.

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    Grapeling
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because whoever had that monopoly set before you also played it and we've grown used to it

    Candice S
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They use sorry game pieces in their monopoly game?

    Bob Beltcher
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny thing, the original inventor created the game to show how capitalism works and how one person always wins.

    KT Trondsen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Monooly was actually invented not as a game but as a teaching tool to teach people the folly of the way the mordern government is run.

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proceed directly to JAIL. Do not pass GO.

    JJM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have had to dispose of ours.....my daughter refuses to play for all of the above reasons.

    Full Name
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then your daughter NEEDS to play it. She needs to understand that life takes dedication and practice and through it you can make great things and amass fortunes. Bitching about how the world won't hand you your whims for no reason isn't helping her at all. If you threw it out, then maybe the problem is how she grew up. Wrong messages.

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    Jason M
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You'd think the giant iron flattening Pennsylvania Ave would have aroused suspicion..."

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who hears it with the voice of DEATH from Discworld?

    Meg Berenotto
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally read this with the image of Death & Sam from Supernatural in my head, & heard him saying this to Sammy😂🤣

    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then DEATH went back and got his Backgammon board instead.

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    A B C
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa. Tripping while diving sounds AWESOME! Pretty f*cking dangerous and deadly, but awesome!

    Stille20
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! This would be a great postcard to send

    Zena Marsh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I go with the scuba air tank, personally.

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    Ryo Bakura
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you haunt a forest? "That tree wronged me when I was alive, so now I'm going to scare it."

    rhyan lumilay
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if they say the forest is haunted when actually someone just acting as a ghost to scare people away.

    Mary Stiles
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it, will somebody explain?

    Bob Beltcher
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A ghost is the thing that haunts the place, it is the reason why the place is haunted. If you're the ghost, everywhere you go is haunted.

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    JJM
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are a ghost and you live in the forest then you are haunting the forest or the house next door or wherever the ghost is it means the place is haunted.

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    Meg Berenotto
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever it is... we’re going to need a bigger door.😳

    Silvaqua
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the new twist on an ancient riddle!

    Viv Hart
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Four legs in the morning - baby crawling; two legs at noon - adult; 3 legs in the evening - old man with a cane.

    Lynda Momalo
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost identical to a Welcome to Night Vale bit. (If you don't know the podcast, look it up -- start from the beginning, it's a continual story.)

    JJM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or it could mean too many at 'happy hour'.

    Monika Soffronow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it. Can someone explain?

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    Donna Faye
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a veteran, the things you've witnessed or seen cannot be unseen. There's good and bad to being a veteran. Some things you miss about war and some things you don't. I interpret this story as a way of saying that after war, you're changed and just want to live and cannot be at peace until you die.

    Tara
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Donna, I’m so sorry. I assume what you saw, felt, and witnessed was unimaginable. And still is. Sending you light and hope.

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    Nikki D
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to hear a veteran's opinion on this.

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    Ayra
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is the BEST! Wait for the GIF!

    Tara
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happens? I waited and waited but nothing happened.

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    Zoe White
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did anyone get the one saying 'last chance. shut it down. we wont ask again'?

    Aria
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do not try to remember this event" Me: *takes a screenshot*

    LuckyL
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm wondering what else I missed because I scrolled too fast... (hint, wait a little bit after reading - then wait again (or is it just me... because I wanted this...)

    Doggo Georgia
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG THIS CREEPY ASF Edit: Not so bad now, but I first saw it at night

    Kennedy Longworth
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH HECK WHEN I SCROLLED DOWN AND BACK UP IT FREAKED ME OUT

    Tara
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn’t tell if this was real. Lol

    Mary Stiles
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It did it again!!!! OH MY GOD I LOVE IT!!!!!!!

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    Daria B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turns out - it wasn't the doll, it was your mind that was haunted.

    rhyan lumilay
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much hanging out in the forest, the doll also begun haunting.

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    JJM
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take the last one. Can't live your life full of regrets.

    Jason M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The weird part was always after telling the other "me" my life story, they would yell "Curse this infernal phone! and hang up."

    Aria
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care if I end up in a mental asylum after, my impulsiveness and curiosity draws me in like a siren's song... I must know...

    Tara
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would make a cool movie. My 14 year old wrote a story called “Heaven’s Booth” where the main characters can call Heaven. Her Grandma and aunt died tragically before she was born, and I think it’s her way of connecting to them

    Pretty Pangolin
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not too late. Maybe for some dreams, but not all of them.

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    S.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I now need a novel based on this! Not just this post, but the entire post, if you will.

    MermaidsAndDragons
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mermaid Moon by Susann Cokal comes close. To being based on this post, that is.

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    Kenny Kulbiski
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure I met this woman in Singapore.

    Meg Berenotto
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Siren’s Love Song, summed up in 16 words.

    Daria B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And so we watch the sun come up from the eeeedge of the deep green sea.... And she listens like her head's on fiiiiire, like she wants to belieeeeeve in me... ♬♪

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    Jason M
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We'll just call it Ambient White Noise..."

    Danielle Renee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kind of the plot of Serenity, minus the ones that went crazy and ate each other

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    Incognito
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    three, i think. or was it eight? well, i've been going with five - i've been disguising for so long and nobody's noticed.

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    ADHORTATOR
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even a sea witch need a hobby

    Jason M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wasn't until all of the other sailors had leapt to their watery grave, that the lone survivor on board shouted "That tea cosy looks FAAAABULOUS!"

    Daria B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not her fault those sailors were perverts... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    D. Pitbull
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is always smart to diversify! That is a very smart Sea Witch.

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    JJM
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it seems this generation cannot live without it no matter the circumstances.

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    Ryo Bakura
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if that was the point all along, and resisting climate change is impeding the next stage of our evolution?

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    Cassidy ChillRose
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat agrees, curiosity is worth dying for. But from what I've heard it's only worth doing once, because they still have their other eight lives.

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    Ryo Bakura
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Carrie, but with a desire for bagels instead of revenge. Also, baggle.

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    D. Pitbull
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I, for one, welcome our.... no. NO... I won't say it.

    Jason M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All Hail Mittens! Destroyer of Worlds!

    SacredPistachio
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    6 years ago

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    I'm assuming a cat pushed the button as there is almost unlimited potential for that...

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    Kitsune Fox Girl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Young man, put down that spell book and help us catch the oven!"

    Grace Smith
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahaha this one’s quite funny

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    JJM
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girls can be just as fierce as wolves so the wolves better watch out for the girls instead of the other way around. Girl power!

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    PyroKitty
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But with that logic, the satisfaction that brings it back also need not be its own, and the mice' satisfaction might do the trick.

    LuckyL
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOVE the last sentence!!

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    Jason M
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Except that one from Ghostbusters...what a b*tch"

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    D. Pitbull
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's been watching Supernatural?

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    Incognito
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as an author, I can totally relate to this!

    Stille20
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cool.cool. coolcoolcool... we are never hanging out.

    Daria B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IIIII'll briiiiing the book and you'll give it a title. Yooooou'll beeeee the typist and I'll be the writer ♬♪

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    tuzdayschild
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pay the coroner enough and he'll say anything.

    Laci
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That seems like something you know too much about.

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    Ryo Bakura
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    How could you forget your other ex-husband? You killed both of them.

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    Jason M
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard in the distance...a faint voice singing: "What can I say except you're welcome!"...

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    Jason M
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    6 years ago

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    Just put some bamboo in her mouth.

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    Faramir10
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the ending would be something like "The microprocessor was building a machine that could get rid of the trash-causing beings for good."

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    Incognito
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok, this one is kind of creepy... what's going on?!!!!!

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One moment ma'am. I need to find some kerosine.

    Daria B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please, cooooould yoooooou stop the noooooise, I'm trying toooo get some reeeeeest... From aaaaal theeeee uuuuuunborn chickeeeeen voiceeeees in my heeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaad ♬♪

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    Jason M
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's when the biologist and his experiments were banished to the carnivorous island.

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    Conrad Strucker
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    giiiiant mushroom mushy giant friend

    Maeve Raffaele
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You think that mushroom there will be our friend? I love sokka

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    Jason M
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Gordon normally would have objected, but he had somehow lost the ability to speak..."

    Jessamyn Zolcznski
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There may not be an 'I' but there is a 'me' so technically...yes there is

    LuckyL
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the saying better, that the i in TEAM is in the A-Hole

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    NCC~1701
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But does the pot do the same for spaghetti?

    D. Pitbull
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL - or the right amount of pasta.

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    Jason M
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until the Gamer Girl stood, waved to the masses and the sacrifices uttered their final word: "M'lady"

    Ryo Bakura
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    6 years ago

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    I'll sacrifice anyone, anytime. Except myself, because then I wouldn't get to enjoy the fun of sacrificing others.

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    6 years ago

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    If you're celebrating chaos, instead of partaking in it, you're doing it wrong.

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    Daria B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does menstrual blood count too? Because if that's so, there's no need for sacrifices + you have an almost infinite source for your spells.

    Ryo Bakura
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    If you're on your period for so long that you have a near infinite supply of blood to donate, you should see a doctor.

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    Jason M
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "As I reached out for answers across the ethereal plane, one question lingered.."Why my pp hard?"

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    Stille20
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone trying to maintain a relationship while my life is falling apart this hit really hard. I don't want the destruction to spread to someone I love...but so far he's not falling apart.

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reach out and touch Faith. But make sure she's okay with it, first.

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    Kath Leen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yep we need little guy in tux as president

    SierraRoseyyy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This really needs to be higher up...this is poetry

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    Lina Maverick
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have a dog... anymore. Anyone here to call back the onion ninjas?

    Jim Price
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smokey, Fox, and Kat. The first two are years gone. The last will likely be my last. Most of my years are behind me, now. I'd hate knowing I left one behind that might pine to death from grief.

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    SierraRoseyyy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goddamit Bill I told you I hated cinnamon!

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    NCC~1701
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey look guys it’s me if I was a story character!

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    Person2638
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen this one on the internet many times in the last few years. Did the original story come from here...?

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    Jim Price
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am seriously thinking of using this for my answering service...

    Savannah Mcquillan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. Completely unrelated thing but ik this is an old post. Are you ok after covid like a lot of ppl died are you still ok?

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    María Hermida
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is brilliant! Unnerving, but true.

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    PyroKitty
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love this one, it's very specific

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    tuzdayschild
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, you have got to get better friends.

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    Pretty Pangolin
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like a condensed version of Lovecraft's "A Colour Out of Space."

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    SeaJaySea
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're on my bucket list, okay? I'm working on it!

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    Savannah Mcquillan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can confirm that a year ago when I read this wasn't thinking now it's true 😂🤣

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    JJM
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a life story in a few words. Yes, E. Hemingway and it was sad.

    Daria B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't there a similar story by Ernest Hemingway? But that one was the kinda sad.

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depressing but not entirely untrue

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    Incognito
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    number #1 on north korea's bucket list

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    Pretty Pangolin
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The Monkey's Paw" where the parents want their son back...and forget to specify "alive."

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    ADHORTATOR
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just watch the original trilogy

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    Henry Cheves
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is pretty much like an earlier one.

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    SeaJaySea
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry to be that guy but.. repeat

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    Maeve Raffaele
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never seen this many downvotes before! Why?