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50 Funny, Strange Or Simply Threatening Texts Shared By This Twitter Account (New Pics)
Millennials and Gen Z might prefer text messages, as they save one from the stress of actually calling someone, but this overlooks the very real possibility that one receives a message that ends up making one feel worse than any call could have.
The “Texts With Threatening Auras” Twitter page gathers user-submitted messages that they have received which caused some amount of confusion, laughter, or consternation. So prepare to read a selection of letters put together in a particularly cursed manner, upvote your favorite ones, and be sure to comment your thoughts below.
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#1
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
Barbeque, Soda, Doritos, and Melons. I'd be there like a shot, and I probably wouldn't leave.
Me. 2 years ago
What does it stand for? (I will probably regret knowing, but not as much as not knowing)
Surfing Panda 2 years ago
I want to know the whole story... what happened? Did they arrive dressed in leather suits? How did the party go?
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Mashmelo 2 years ago (edited)
HAHAHAHAHA edit: holy cwap thx for all the likes it’s only been 15 h
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
I once babysat a girl who would always say "oh brother" when she was annoyed. I taught her to say "oh sister" instead.
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White Sauce Hot Sauce 2 years ago
The stash of icicles I've been keep in in the freezer since winter will finally come in handy.
While there are a myriad of possible ways to send someone a text message, the SMS, the original text messenger, is still around and kicking. In 2010, there were over 6.1 trillion text messages sent, which translates to 193,000 SMS per second (SMSPS, if you will.) Despite the popularity of WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger, Discord, and an ocean of other alternatives, a decade later, there are still around 270,000 texts being sent every second.
In terms of sheer numbers, the most common message is “I love you,” followed by “I will be home later,” which possibly is an answer to the third most common message, “Where are you?” It’s pretty easy to see how sending just one of these to the wrong person can create a chain of chaos commonly found in a middling sitcom.
#4
Gypsy Lee 2 years ago
No, it actually assures you'll be unable to drink alone for the rest of your life with a disabled child. Your choice.
FLAMING KOALA 2 years ago
I picked don't drink for two reasons 1 drinking bad 2 I had an autistic kid in my 5th grade and he would lay in the middle of the gym at half court until it was over, someone had to drag him off
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MaximumKarmaSaint 2 years ago
To the first guy: I really hope so, the baby should not be drinking. To the second person: Oof size: Large.
#5
MaximumKarmaSaint 2 years ago
If I had a penny for every time the context text failed to send and the bad ones did, I wouldn't be that rich but I'd have a few more coins in my wallet.
FLAMING KOALA 2 years ago
I would be broke but there are so many memes no one has even seen but me
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Shannon Hawks 2 years ago
if only the 1st and last message went thru, you should probably never go home again
Maria B 2 years ago
bawling , you mean? I assume that was auto-correct corrupting your comment :D
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Scorpion(Hanzo Hasashi) 2 years ago (edited)
Auto correct will be the death of me…First death, Quan Chi. Second, Auto Correct error
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Id row 2 years ago
Why people answer work texts is a mystery, as long as it's not a job requirement. You get in much less trouble for 'My phone died' than answering and saying no to whatever they want from you.
Scorpion(Hanzo Hasashi) 2 years ago
“I missed the part where that’s my problem..” -Bully Maguire
Alongside good old SMS, you have the various instant messaging (IM) apps out on the market. In 2022, the largest was WhatsApp, at around two billion users, followed by Facebook Messenger, at 1.3. In China, WeChat has a respectable 1.2 billion users, while the runner-up, Telegram, sits at 700 million. Between all of these and the host of other options, there are millions of ways a person can accidentally (or purposefully) send something pretty cursed.
#7
hitex 2 years ago
Ah yes bird seed...bc i need to buy black market birdseed available at a 24 hr Walmart
Actively Lazy Cat 2 years ago
I love how they say ur not invited, like he's a f*cking vampire and that's all it takes to keep him out 🤣🤣🤣
Gardener of Weeden 2 years ago
Even funnier (to me) I make my own birdseed from my sunflowers. And I don't let my other plants go to seed... LOL
#8
The wee giant 2 years ago
Until I read your comment I thought that he was standing behind a grille and getting ready to whack some one with a stick
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MaximumKarmaSaint 2 years ago
Probably a little kid failing to trash-talk in the most offensive way possible.
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Scorpion(Hanzo Hasashi) 2 years ago (edited)
Dude trying go to full Kung Lao with that bayblade
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Barong 2 years ago
Same. This was good. It had three elements of a good joke whether it was intended as one or not. (Hopefully it was.). It was clever, unexpected, and a little bit twisted.
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Blue Bunny of Happiness 2 years ago
Pretty much what my ex looked like when he discovered a hole in his beekeeping gear, but sadly only on one side of his face. I love bees. Very intelligent creatures…
Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago
Anyone else get a mental image of a guy running thru the woods flailing his arms around like he's trying to fly?
Part of the unease that texts can create stems from the fact that they naturally obfuscate the writer's emotions, tone, and intent. Seeing “we need to talk” might send shivers down your spine, although the good news is that most people have used text messages long enough to know that this sort of ambiguity is unwise. However, it is a great way to make someone uncomfortable.
#10
Em 2 years ago
Reminds me of a few years ago when I applied at a local fast food franchise. The owner said I was hired, then dicked me around for weeks. Ran into the owner's mom several months later, well into my current (fantastic) gig. "Oh hey, you applied here, didn't you? Still wanna work here?" "Nah, not really." "Why not?" "Well, no one who works here seems to like it very much." She's been chilly toward me ever since. 😂
Geoffrey Scott 2 years ago
After working 3-4 7 days a week straight I called in tired...person answering said "you can't do that" I told them to write it anyway. My boss laughed when I came in the next day
LandAhoy 2 years ago
You worked for one hour a day, 3-4, every day a week and you were tired?
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Queen Shay 2 years ago
This is my boss in a nutshell I’ll message her and just say I’m having a bit of a day mind if I take off? It’s always sure go ahead let me know if you need anything! She’s the best, our company has no attendance point system or anything, you’re good as long as you have pto time
ILoveMySon 2 years ago
Downvote Bandits struck again. Here's an upvote. 🙂
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Jared Robinson 2 years ago
I wish this was a legitimate excuse, boss I'm sick of work today. Promise I'll be back but not today.
Id row 2 years ago
Why is this a different pic than the one on the front page? bp-temp-64...acc36c.jpg 
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
What difference does it make? No one’s on tenterhooks waiting for an answer, as it makes no difference. It’s not interesting. Happens every day, sometimes more than once. Unless BP responds with some hilarious answer, it’s entirely a nothing burger.
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Corlissa 2 years ago
Hol up, I have seen this post before but from the other pov. This is the random person that texted Xavier! Ya know the famous guy on facebook
#12
Will Cable 2 years ago
I think asking is very polite, beats our old neighbour who used to drill at night gone 22:30
VioletHunter 2 years ago
You should meet mine. They think nothing of loud banging at any time of day or night. I don't even know when they sleep.
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Natty Tempest 1 year ago
I don't know who the asker is, but we need to teach this level of empathy in schools!
Intentionally misspelled words or weird punctuation can be another way to create confusion and unease, all while maintaining plausible deniability. Less confident people sometimes attempt the “pretending to send a text to the wrong person” as a way to start a conversation, although this is no longer really possible as in most cases, one will be texting a social media profile with a name, not just a phone number.
#13
Sergy Yeltsen 2 years ago
Liking your bread buttered on both sides doubles your chances of pulling on a Saturday night...
#14
Sooploosh MacSchnibble 2 years ago
one of my all-time favorites. When I lie in bed at night I think about what he wanted to talk about
T5n 2 years ago
If I recall correctly, he was inviting his grandchild to bingo
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Jared Robinson 2 years ago
I don't know what this person did but they are in deep deep trouble.
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Anne Jones 2 years ago
There was a fight in the chip shop last night. A fish got battered.
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Reemerger 2 years ago
Mr. Snail did not sleep well that night, cuddling Mrs. Snail and little Timmy and Suzy closer than ever before...
MaximumKarmaSaint 2 years ago
It was quite a struggle to start doing so, but when he was fine with stopping, they seemed to be a bit stuck, possibly sealing their fate.
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On the other hand, it can be pretty confusing to receive an unintended text message. In most cases, it’s pretty straightforward, as the majority of the population isn’t texting esoteric instructions or compromising information freely, but every once in a while, a spectacular mix-up happens, that results in the hilarity you can see here.
#16
ILoveMySon 2 years ago
Off topic, but I keep seeing downvotes for legitimate comments. Have no fear normal pandas, I am upvoting to counteract. 🙂
#17
Mell 2 years ago
Can't be bothered when you're that age. You've deserved the right to not care.
XenoMurph 2 years ago
At what age??? Some of my friends are grandparents, same age as me. I'd be a soggy puddle of weeping happiness. If you don't care about your grandkids, you really should reassess your life.
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VioletHunter 2 years ago
It's not that hard to say something nice but succinct.
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VioletHunter 2 years ago
Sounds like my dad via text. It's a miracle when he can be bothered to look for an emoji or use more than one word.
Wondering Alice 2 years ago
My dad was not from a generation where men were present at child birth, but mid 70's UK strikes ment leaving my mum alone to give birth to me was not ok. So he stepped up and delivered me then made the calls to family. My grandmother asked what I looked like, he said frozen chicken.
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Yeet_girl360 2 years ago
The worst part is the fact that the characters are literal teenagers.. 🤦♀️
Load More Replies... Gypsy Lee 2 years ago
Nothing like an Incel angrily subduing a comic and insisting on full breasts. Makes me want to draw a really fat Garfield with man-boobs and flirty eyes.
KittyGaming 2 years ago
Are you Minetta because if you are not disgusting, for all the normies Minetta is also a character from Bnha and he is a perv so unless it is him texting, why
Celtic Pirate Queen 2 years ago
I get an average of 3 guys asking me for friend requests per week. I usually respond with "Um, NO. I don't send friend requests to random internet strangers, but I'm sure my husband would LOVE to chat with you". And then I block them. Last week I got a DEMAND that I send this rando creep a friend request. I told him I don't take orders from my husband & I sure as F*CK will not be taking any from you. Block.
In other cases, we can see a clear clash of generations, as older folks often don’t quite follow the tonal indicators that younger people look out for. This creates multiple layers of hilarity, as meanings and intent fly over both parties' heads, creating an inane set of messages. Add in images, links, and emojis, and you have a potent party on your hands, as most people in large family group chats can attest to.
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Scorpion(Hanzo Hasashi) 2 years ago (edited)
Don’t be a p*ssy. Do it. Just do it. Btw I’m your FBI agent.
SadieCat17 2 years ago
I know that this is fake but I'm very conflicted. I've had guys scream at me for leading them on just for being nice back to them. She was very rude while doing it, but I bet she does not have the energy to deal with more s**t on her plate.
#20
VioletHunter 2 years ago
That's definitely not the reason this woman is crazy though.
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BluKatTheBlueCat (BluKat) 2 years ago
THE F*CK?? Block her, screenshot this, and call the police-
Florence O'Grady 2 years ago
CALL THE POLICE, NOW!!! This woman needs serious psychological help. If she doesn't get it, someone could end up dead. It has happened before.
NY Redneck 2 years ago (edited)
Had an Aunt who tried to do this. I'm the oldest of 4. 3 younger sisters(1 & twins) who for a month are the same age. When the twins were born my aunt decided by herself that my mother wouldn't have the "time or love" for that many kids and showed up at the house with a check and a car seat. She had already bought and set up everything you'd need for a baby and just assumed my mother was just going to hand one over because she said so. Apparently "No, go f*ck yourself you crazy b*tch" wasn't the response she expected and flipped out, trying to just take one of my sisters. After my mother finished beating her @ss she actually had the nerve to call the police and thought they were going to take her side and just hand her a baby. She spent the next 6 months calling in false child abuse reports and stalking our family in an attempt to kidnap one of them as a way of showing what a bad mother my mom was. She ended up getting beat up twice more before giving up.
#21
Donkey boi 2 years ago
And this is why you write proper messages. Not one or 2 words at a time.
The politics of a larger group chat are likely to be studied by future anthropologists. Different combinations of people end up creating unique ecosystems within the app of choice. For example, the larger friend group chat, with smaller ones excluding a handful of members. Or an all-inclusive family group chat where a select few don’t know that they aren’t included in the “real” family group.
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bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
That was dumb of you. It says "thereal" right there. SMH
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Scorpion(Hanzo Hasashi) 2 years ago (edited)
I would, but I gave my last $600 bringing Elvis back to the United States.
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
I watched a documentary where an independent film company found Elvis. They used the freedom of information act to get his FBI files. Apparently he was in witness protection, and had worked with the FBI against the Mafia and celebrities in the drug business. He never took any drugs himself. He purposely gained weight and all, to make people think he was. Then he faked his own death and went into hiding. It was rather entertaining.
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_mentally_insane_(she/her) 2 years ago
What are you talk about? He said ‘Hee Hee!’! Only Michael Jackson would say that, there’s no way it’s not him! /s
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Tamra 2 years ago
Never. It's been condemned and is set for reconstruction. I'll let you know about the grand re-opening. Bring popcorn.
zak 2 years ago
If you get one of those searchlights that shines into the sky and moves around, you can really get the word out.
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WindySwede 2 years ago
they are changing sponsors, to someone that say they could use any words?
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Metalhead Turtle 🇺🇦 2 years ago
I was wondering if anyone would say something like that. Also, I love your username.
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Northlander72 2 years ago
Well, at least it's better than A rest, as if they couldn't be bothered to come up with a better rest than what they could scrape off from the bottom of their shoes. Never settle for anything other than THE rest.
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OhnoI’vebeencensored 2 years ago
Sorry, I already sent all my money to Michael Jackson. Hee hee.
KittyGaming 2 years ago
Who's Michael Jackson, I sent mine to Muzan Kibutsuji (joke, joke i know who MJ is)
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Another side effect of these self-contained bubbles of communication is the inside jokes, memes, and phrases that emerge. While not strictly an idiolect, as individual adherence might vary, it can be jarring as an outsider to see just how a long-established group communicates internally.
#25
Metalhead Turtle 🇺🇦 2 years ago
Right?! I've known some individuals with a stutter. They don't text like this. The ones I've known, I mean. Also, OP should send this to the police.
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Scorpion(Hanzo Hasashi) 2 years ago
I like rp as much as the next person. But this person..I want to Will Smith slap them
microwaved mcdonalds fries 2 years ago
yeah its like theres rp.. and then theres THIS
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Snazzy Smurf 2 years ago
Who are these guys? Did they all attend the same classes on how to scare women far, far away?
Red PANda (she/they) 2 years ago
OwO’s are fine to me, but the stuttering just sounds like he’s having a stroke and the unprompted roleplay combined with the bad spelling is cringe in a bad way and is sending creepy and ick vibes
#26
I'M A SHOUTY MAN (they/he/she) 2 years ago
Just because I lost the queen doesn't mean I give up on the king.
Caroline Kimber 2 years ago
On the year that I broke up with my ex, my Dad sent him a Christmas card....because 'why not'....
Gabby Ghoul 2 years ago
Why is the word chess slightly out-of-line like that? What did it really say?
Colonel Cornelius Cornwall 2 years ago
Thats nice. He didn't let a break up come between him and a friend.
#27
Red Wyvern Emperor 2 years ago
My former colleague had a special card for these people. A credit card and on it... 3 cents. The ammount of satisfaction we all felt when some of these girls or scammers went from loving and caring to instant rage was prolonging our lives by years. XD
Nonna_SoF 2 years ago
I was going to convert "go f**k yourself" into numbers, but I'm too lazy.
WindySwede 2 years ago
4638 2596 8773 5300, think this can be it. I have a fever, so can't say for sure...
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Snazzy Smurf 2 years ago
That reminds me of that "game" where people were supposed to post their social as that would be how much money you would have and whoever had the most won. Many people fell for that before they caught on.
REGAN STEWART 2 years ago
6666666666-there you go....to hell (no i dont care about the censors they are asleep
On the other end of the communication spectrum, text messages are also a good, live test of just how well (or poorly) a person interacts with technology. From typos to thinking a messenger is the same as a Google search, the internet is full of the misfortunes of the less-technically-savvy, now saved, recorded, and immortalized for all to see.
#28
Gianna B D 2 years ago
Look, clearly this guy thinks very highly of this chili. Not-Andrew should go to the potluck and try some.
Unpickled Pickle 2 years ago
I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING PICKLES I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILII'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILI I'M BRINGING CHILI
#29
Caroline Kimber 2 years ago
Better than the photos random men used to try and share with me via Bluetooth!!
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
That is NOT the kinda sample you wanna send if you wanna entice people to receive your photos! I was scrolled down, that popped into view, and I yelped (and then I laughed for being surprised). Send something NICE! He looks psycho-scary!
#30
𝐆𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐦-𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚 2 years ago (edited)
I think everyone is missing that she's talking to another girl. Michaela is a female name, and not the same as Michael. So she's saying she needs a boyfriend that's like her girl friend.
Victoria 2 years ago
One man band from Perth Australia, who plays all instruments for the record, but hires musicians for touring. Kinda similar to Boston from the 70s.
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Valek Fermiga 2 years ago
" a you who isnt you " ?? Who the f*** do you expect him to be?? Is he wearing a face mask?? Stop playing games with him!!
For some reason, certain people seem to continue to make the exact same mistakes, sending the same texts, “searching” the same terms on their Facebook feeds for all to see, or just texting aggressively, in the, generally, misguided hope that their strategy works out. The silver lining for the rest of us is a good chuckle and perhaps the enjoyment of these bewildering text messages. And if this list leaves you wanting more, Bored Panda has got you covered, check out our other article on this topic here.
#31
JoNo 2 years ago
Better than what King Charles said to Queen Camilla back when they were having an affair. He wanted to be her tampon (so he could hang out you know where).
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MaximumKarmaSaint 2 years ago
If he doesn't block them I'll do it for him.
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ConstantlyJon 2 years ago
I mean, they got a response right? So two more of those and they're a squishy...
Java Addict 2 years ago
Ugh DDLG. There's this couple that comes into the store sometimes, girl looks to be about 50 while her 'daddy' is significantly younger. She's always dressed like a little girl, knee socks and pigtails included. She prances around and giggles like a little kid and always rides on the front of the cart when they leave. Pure cringe.
Dekker451 2 years ago
Why do you care? Who are they hurting by doing what makes them happy?
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Mint the tiger 🩷 she her 2 years ago
I'm sorry am I tired or is this the funniest thing I've seen in my entire life
MushroomHead22 2 years ago
a burger place is out of cheese? for burgers? where every burger after the "classic" will come with cheese.
#36
Caroline Kimber 2 years ago
Even the emergency alerts don't know how to stay calm in an emergency.
Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago
"I for one welcome our new robot overlords"
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Landithy 2 years ago (edited)
Yeah, the giant crab-monsters that live in the bay finally got us because we didn't adorn our houses and vehicles with enough crab-shaped door-knockers, stickers, wall-hangings etc.
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REGAN STEWART 2 years ago
My crush has a hot mom. if my crush dont want me ill take his mom XD
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Sooploosh MacSchnibble 2 years ago
Ive wanted to become one of these troll accounts who DM people. I was thinking of being a wizard who calls people out on adventures
Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago
Wow, you must be related to a centipede to have that many feet.
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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago (edited)
This scares me edit: I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT TO SEND OMG
Mysteria 2 years ago
Just learn how to clear certain website data from your phone. Doesn’t affect the others (like YouTube or other things you’re allowed to be on) and it doesn’t delete your accounts on anything.
Boreddd(she/her) 2 years ago
Seeing as my search history is mainly things like "do purple potatoes exist" or "what is the past of to think" I think I'm one of the few people here that's safe💀
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celeste hall 2 years ago
is she going to set the room on fire or the internet on fire? might be a bit different outcome each way
REGAN STEWART 2 years ago
this is going to be me as a mom, except id never turn off the internet
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MaximumKarmaSaint 2 years ago
Oh come on? How could you not know? It's so obvious... /s.
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David Martin 2 years ago
I hate to say, I heard this line used on someone back in high school, and the "better" wording is "because you're putting up an erection". For the record, no, that guy did not in fact get that girl either
Astrophile 2 years ago
When I first heard that song I couldn’t stop thinking about how dumps can mean poops too lol
Load More Replies... ConstantlyJon 2 years ago
I think its a hustle culture thing? Like, we out here buildin' sort of thing. idk
MushroomHead22 2 years ago
my business is me, and you are referring to my business, so tell me what it means.
Snazzy Smurf 2 years ago
Maybe they are calling them nosey because they are always in everyone else's business.
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Scorpion(Hanzo Hasashi) 2 years ago (edited)
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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago (edited)
How do u get over someone without not talking to them tho??
Drippy Potato 2 years ago
bro just cuz you can't get over them doesn't mean they can't get over you.
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Solangelo4life!!! 2 years ago
Especially for someone dealing with the loss of a brother
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DonnerDinnerParty 2 years ago
Okay, but the person really seemed like they were giving condolences. Why does the other one have to go right to assuming they're getting hit on? I fŭcking hate that so much. Like, not everyone who speaks to you is trying to get with you. Get the fŭck over yourself
Christian Dyson 2 years ago
Look what she said was messy but that was uncalled for just messed up
Kokichi Ouma 2 years ago (edited)
I spit out my water, this is hilarious 💀 But I'm just saying that because I'm pulling an all nighter, that's actually really horrible. Still not okay to say.
#47
SpongeBob SquarePants 2 years ago
I don't think I could call someone ugly unless I really hated them
H Nunya 2 years ago
I need the context first. It’s weird to ask someone for their photo, and it is severely flawed thinking to judge based on appearances. Sender might’ve been doing the same thing though since the chat is through instagram. But she shouldn’t have acted interested (I’m hoping it was her that loved the my/girl message and not the one who sent it) just to turn sender away because of looks.
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Lost Penny 2 years ago
It's a...a small bus, mum. A bussy is just a small bus. *sweats a little*
Passerby 2 years ago
Imagine mum using the word like that randomly one day, "I saw a really cute bussy when I was out just the other day. It was so small and pink!"
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Passerby 2 years ago
For the uninitiated, it comes from boy + püssy, so draw whatever conclusion you want to.
Sundown u better take care 2 years ago
Thanks. I did not know this. I know other things but I didn't know this one.
Load More Replies... Verena 2 years ago
Service information: A "bussi" in German speaking countries is an innocent word for an innocent kiss on the cheek.
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
It’s the same in English. I can see where someone asking to be bussed is in for a big surprise!
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The Chocolate Gecko 2 years ago
A funny reply that compounds and builds on the original comment
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zak 2 years ago
Nonono, this is the kind of image that you save to then send as a response to any spam texts you receive. I have a bunch of weird photos like that saved on phone specifically for that reason lol
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Jared Robinson 2 years ago
THe chosen one to wield the flamethrower against that abomination? I don't know about chosen but i'll take the job.
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Ken Beattie 2 years ago
I quite enjoy Rick and Morty, but damn that's a pretty lousy criteria to consider as "Strike one". Bet this guy wonders why no girls ever want to go out with him.
Red Wyvern Emperor 2 years ago
If anybody asked me that last question they would hit Strike 1, 2 and 3 at the same time. XD
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I'M A SHOUTY MAN (they/he/she) 2 years ago
Bro no need for that it's already open 32 times too wide for it (on the second text)
White Sauce Hot Sauce 2 years ago
He's taking her on a date to one of those fancy burger places that make excessively tall burgers and wants to ensure that she's able to unhinge her jaw and swallow it whole.
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CORGI QUEEN 2 years ago
A lot of these were fake and reposts, is boredpanda running out of content?
Jody Kaplan 2 years ago
These were mostly pretty stupid, disappointing compared to most Panda content.
CORGI QUEEN 2 years ago
A lot of these were fake and reposts, is boredpanda running out of content?
Jody Kaplan 2 years ago
These were mostly pretty stupid, disappointing compared to most Panda content.
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