50 Funny, Strange Or Simply Threatening Texts Shared By This Twitter Account (New Pics)

Hahahaha, this one is gold!!

HAHAHAHAHA edit: holy cwap thx for all the likes it’s only been 15 h

Buuuuurrn

The short answer.

Laugh-snorted this one 🤣

Sounds like a personnel problem.

Ah yes bird seed...bc i need to buy black market birdseed available at a 24 hr Walmart

Beyblade beyblade let it rip!

Why am I laughing at this so hard??

Reminds me of a few years ago when I applied at a local fast food franchise. The owner said I was hired, then dicked me around for weeks. Ran into the owner's mom several months later, well into my current (fantastic) gig. "Oh hey, you applied here, didn't you? Still wanna work here?" "Nah, not really." "Why not?" "Well, no one who works here seems to like it very much." She's been chilly toward me ever since. 😂

Hol up, I have seen this post before but from the other pov. This is the random person that texted Xavier! Ya know the famous guy on facebook

I think asking is very polite, beats our old neighbour who used to drill at night gone 22:30

Liking your bread buttered on both sides doubles your chances of pulling on a Saturday night...

one of my all-time favorites. When I lie in bed at night I think about what he wanted to talk about

Two peanuts were walking down the road and one of them was a-salted

What about the ps4?

Can't be bothered when you're that age. You've deserved the right to not care.

hell yeah block it

Don't be a coward. Press Send.

Call the police

Understandable, have a great day. XD

I thought it was fake, until I saw the hee hee. Does he still need $600?

What in the actual fuckety f**k

"Under the rest" of what? My pillow? Nah. It's comfy here, I'll pass

block and run.

Just because I lost the queen doesn't mean I give up on the king.

Just go ahead - I'll pay it off for you 🙄

So what is it that you're bringing to the potluck? Chili was it...?

Better than the photos random men used to try and share with me via Bluetooth!!

And that should be the last conversation you ever had.

Better than what King Charles said to Queen Camilla back when they were having an affair. He wanted to be her tampon (so he could hang out you know where).

that's awkward

Fat frog having "spaghetti": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HYaEDD48dk

block it dude

Or maybe a sanded wich?

Toddler got into the message app

Several people - had me.

Ive wanted to become one of these troll accounts who DM people. I was thinking of being a wizard who calls people out on adventures

Because Jell-O.

Uh oh - that message is never good omen

Mom committing some felonies

WHAT DOES IT MEEAAANN???

IM COMIN

How do u get over someone without not talking to them tho??

Well, you took me to Applebees.

OUCH

that's just cruel

It's a...a small bus, mum. A bussy is just a small bus. *sweats a little*

A funny and witty comment

Anyone got some unsee juice?

Only when they watch Rick and Morty.

how could u say that mom

Bro no need for that it's already open 32 times too wide for it (on the second text)

Based