With so many action movies and series coming out, it might take a lot of work to keep up with the latest Marvel quotes. With a considerable number of characters, and all their different arcs and adventures, the universe is so vast you might need to hire a scholar just to stay on track. You might think that’s a different case with comics, but Stan Lee, along with other amazing writers, put so much heart into them that they can easily rival the productions of high-budgeted movies.
Now, some of the earlier fans of the movies might remember the older days and not find Marvel quotes funny. While it had some comedic elements, the overall theme was on a more serious side. Well, it’s not the case anymore, as more and more screen time is dedicated to light-hearted human interactions. However, we’re sure this list will provide enough funny sayings for both old and new fans.
So if you’re looking for the best Marvel quotes out there, this is the right place. Scouring through many movies and series, you’ll find inspiring sayings by Captain America, best comebacks by Tony Stark, and many more.
Without any further postponing, dig into this universe of funny Marvel quotes! Vote for your favorites and share with your fellow Marvel fans.
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“I get emails from a raccoon, so nothing sounds crazy.” - Natasha Romanoff
“Are you seriously telling me that your plan to save the universe is based on ‘Back to the Future'?” - Tony Stark
“That’s my secret, Captain. I’m always angry.” - Bruce Banner
“If you say one more word, I’ll feed you to my children! I’m kidding. We’re vegetarians.” - M’Baku
“I told you, I don't want to join your super-secret boy band.” - Tony Stark
“That’s my hammer - and my look!” — Thor
“Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good.”- Peter Parker
That scene is so heartbreaking, as well as Peter talking to Tony as he’s dying
“I have been falling for 30 minutes!” — Loki
It shouldn’t be surprising that Iron Man quotes make great witty responses. After all, Tony Stark has proved time and time again that no one can outsmart him in a conversation.
“You're ancestors called it magic, and you call it science.” - Thor
“I would rather be a good man than a great king.” - Thor
“I choose to run towards my problems, and not away from them. Because’s that – because’s that what heroes do.” — Thor
“I am Iron Man.” — Tony Stark
“It’s not enough to be against something. You have to be for something better.” - Tony Stark
If you are looking for funny Marvel quotes, the witty Tony Stark won’t be your only source. In fact, most Marvel characters have said something so funny it’s worth quoting at least once, but more likely, many times.
“You can do it. You can do anything. You’re the world’s greatest grandma.” - Cassie
“If we can't accept limitations, then we're no better than the bad guys.” - Tony Stark
“You know, I keep telling everybody they should move on and grow. Some do. But not us.” - Steve Rogers
“I don’t want to kill anyone. I don’t like bullies. I don’t care where they’re from.” - Steve Rogers
There are tons of inspirational quotes in the Marvel Universe to help you in times when you feel down or don’t know where to move next. Don’t believe us? Just think about the famous “Avengers, assemble!” quote. Sure, it might seem like something the creators put in the movie to get excited cheers from fans, but if you go deeper, it’s a life lesson on the power of unity in the face of danger. Quoting it when you and your team need some moral support may work wonders and boost your morale.
“I can do this all day.” — Steve Rogers
“You get hurt, hurt 'em back. You get killed… walk it off.” - Captain America
“No amount of money ever bought a second of time.” — Tony Stark
But it can buy things that save you some time or make things more efficient
“The hardest choices require the strongest wills.” - Thanos
Did you hear that Will? Now get busy on that Romeo and the pirate's daughter
“It’s good to meet you, Dr. Banner. Your work on anti-electron collisions is unparalleled. And I’m a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.” - Tony Stark
“If you try to escape, or play any sort of games with me, I will taze you and watch Supernanny while you drool into the carpet.” - Agent Coulson
“Genius. Billionaire. Playboy. Philanthropist.” - Tony Stark
“I can feel the righteousness surging!” - Loki
“I’m Mary Poppins, y’all!” - Yondu
“It’s alright, you could never hurt me. I just feel you.” - Vision
“The city is flying. We’re fighting an army of robots. And I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense.” - Clint Barton
“There was one time when we were children. He transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes. So I went to pick up the snake to admire it, and he transformed back into himself and he was like, ‘Blech, it’s me!’ And he stabbed me. We were 8 at the time.” — Thor
“I'm with you 'til the end of the line.” - Steve Rogers
“When you said you would take me to California for the first time, I thought you meant Coachella or Disneyland.” — Shuri
“It’s an honor to meet you, officially. I sort of met you, I mean, I watched you while you were sleeping.” - Phil Coulson
“Oh, by the way, this is a friend of mine, Tree.” - Thor
“Love is a dagger. It’s a weapon to be wielded far away or up close. You can see yourself in it. It’s beautiful until it makes you bleed.” - Loki
“You call me ‘young lady' again, I'll shove my foot up somewhere it's not supposed to be.” - Maria Rambeau
“I’m just a kid from Brooklyn.” — Steve Rogers
“Anybody on our side hiding any shocking and fantastic abilities they’d like to disclose? I’m open to suggestions.” - Tony Stark
“I don't know if you've been in a fight before but there's usually not this much talking.” - Sam Wilson
“Just a typical homecoming, on the outside of an invisible jet, fighting my girlfriend’s dad.” — Spider-man
“I don’t want to go.” - Peter Parker
“I will buy all the cheeseburgers you want, just to keep that smile on your face.” - Happy Hogan
“You should know I’m a better shot when I’m pissed off.” - Natasha Romanoff
“Vengeance has consumed you. It’s consuming them. I’m done letting it consume me.” — T’Challa
“You’re The Spiderling. Crime-fighting Spider. You’re Spider-Boy?” - Tony Stark
“Sorry, I tend to process traumatic events with dad jokes.” — Scott Lang
“There’s no throne, there is no version of this, where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damned well sure we’ll avenge it.” - Tony Stark
“This is so unlike you, brother. So clandestine. Are you sure you wouldn’t rather just punch your way out?” — Loki
“He just kicked your ass, full-size. You really want to find out what it's like when you can't see him coming?” - Howard Stark
“You shouldn’t have killed my mom and squished my Walkman.” - Peter Quill
“Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown. Stark said you wouldn't get that because it's not a Star Wars reference.” - Nick Fury
“Ah, you never forget your first.” — Thor
“You’re in a relationship with me. Everything will never be okay.” - Tony Stark
“Please know, when I drift off and be like everything lately, I'm fine. I'm totally fine. I dream about you. Because it's always you.” - Tony Stark
“I have to protect the one thing that I can’t live without. That’s you.” — Tony Stark
“When you look in her eyes and she’s looking back in yours… everything… feels… not quite normal.” - Peter Parker
“I am Inevitable.” - Thanos
“Everyone fails at who they are supposed to be, Thor. The measure of a person, of a hero… is how well they succeed at being who they are.” - Frigga
“The price of freedom is high, it always has been. And it’s a price I’m willing to pay. And if I’m the only one, then so be it. But I’m willing to bet I’m not.” - Steve Rogers
“Whatever happens tomorrow you must promise me one thing, that you will stay who you are. Not a perfect soldier but a good man.” - Dr. Abraham Erskine
“Let me tell you. That kid’s not even here yet and, there’s nothing I wouldn’t do for him.” - Howard Stark
“How ironic, Tony. Trying to rid of the world of weapons, you gave it its best one ever! And now, I'm going to kill you with it!” - Obadiah Stane
“What are you waiting for? It's Christmas. Take 'em to church!” - Tony Stark
“I know who you are, Peter Quill, and I am not some starry-eyed waif here to succumb to your… your pelvic sorcery!” - Gamora
“Filthy? Oh, she has no idea. If I had a blacklight, this would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.” — Peter Quill
“Ah, she left me. And my mom died too. And my dad got deported. But I got the van!” - Luis
“We’re really gonna be able to jack up our prices if we’re two-time galaxy savers.” — Rocket
“I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, sir, looking in the mirror and then in all seriousness saying to yourself, ‘You know what would be a really kickass name? Taserface!'” - Rocket
“Don’t do anything I would do, and definitely don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. There’s a little gray area in there, and that’s where you operate.” - Tony Stark
“I’m made of rocks, as you can see, but don’t let that intimidate you. You don’t need to be afraid, unless you’re made of scissors! Just a little rock-paper-scissors joke for you!” — Korg
“I’m gonna need a rain check on that dance.” - Steve Rogers
“You seek love. It’s all any of us want.” - Thor
“The world has changed and none of us can go back. All we can do is our best, and sometimes the best that we can do is to start over.” - Peggy Carter
“I had my eyes opened. I came to realize that I had more to offer this world than just making things that blow up.” — Tony Stark
“You got gifts, Parker. But you didn't want to be here. I'd love to have you in Berlin, but you've got to decide whether you're going to step up or not. Stark chose you. He made you an Avenger. I need that. The world needs that. Maybe Stark was wrong. The choice is yours.” - Nick Fury
“I do anything and everything that Mr. Stark requires — including occasionally taking out the trash.” - Pepper Potts
“I should not be left in charge of stuff like this. I don’t get paid enough. I don’t get paid, period.” - Darcy
“Hey, fellas, either one of you know where the Smithsonian is? I’m here to pick up a fossil.” - Natasha Romanoff
“Finger on throat means death! Metaphor!” - Drax
"Yeah, kind of..." He actually did use a metaphor: when describing Ronin's army, he described them as "paper people".
“Can you believe they call us criminals when he's assaulting us with that haircut?” - Rocket
“You think life takes more than it gives, but not today. Today it’s giving us something. It is giving us a chance.” - Peter Quill
However, when Quill specified "A change to give a s**t", I was disappointed that Drax didn't respond with "Why would we want to give someone excrement?"
“What is this thing? Look how it thinks it’s so cool. It’s not cool to get help. Walk by yourself you little gargoyle.” - Rocket
“Can’t have a revolution without somebody to overthrow, so you’re welcome, and uh, it’s a tie.” - Grandmaster
“I was already slipping when you happened to punch me in the face. The two events are not related.” - Carol Danvers
“Don’t do anything I would do, and don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. There’s a little gray area in there. That’s where you operate.” - Tony Stark
“I’m a regular carbon based employee made entirely of organic matter, much like yourself, Norm.” - Vision
“Odin: Do you not truly feel the gravity of your crimes? Wherever you go there is war, ruin and death!” - Thor
“At some point, we all have to choose, between what the world wants you to be, and who you are.” - Natasha Romanoff
“Just bury me in the ocean with my ancestors that jumped from the ships, because they knew death was better than bondage.” - Erik Killmonger
“Tony, trying to get you to stop has been one of the few failures of my entire life.” - Pepper Potts
“No mistakes. No do-overs. Look out for each other. This is the fight of our lives.” - Steve Rogers
“But a thing isn’t beautiful because it lasts. It’s a privilege to be among them.” - Vision
“Excuse me, sir! I can help! Let me help! I'm really strong and I'm… sticky!” - Peter Parker
“Is this your king? Huh? Is this your king? He’s supposed to protect you! To lead Wakanda into the future! Nah, I’m your king!”- Killmonger
“This is your chance. To earn that look in your daughter’s eyes. To become the hero that she already thinks you are. It’s not about saving our world, it’s about saving theirs. ” - Hank Pym
“I think we must learn from our mistakes and do better. You must not give up hope.” - Karun
“Welcome to the Time Variance Authority! I’m Miss Minutes, and it’s my job to catch you up before you stand trial for your crimes! So let’s not waste another minute. Settle in, sharpen your pencils and check this out! - Miss Minutes
“I don't know what you've got inside you already. The mix could be… an abomination.” - Samuel Sterns
“There’s only one God, ma’am, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.”- Steve Rogers
“We got the full clown car. It means whatever the threat is, S.W.O.R.D clearly has no idea what they are dealing with.” - Darcy Lewis
“If it were any smarter, it'd write a book – a book that would make Ulysses look like it was written in crayon.” - Justin Hammer
