‘Murdered By Words’: 50 Epic Comebacks That Immediately Put Jerks In Their Place (New Pics)

I will upvote this every time. It's such a great explanation.

Love it. This is accurate and hilarious.

I wish that green was wrong... this inequality is something that needs to be changed in the world.

what did she expect in a gender neutral bathroom? men lining up and waiting for her until she finishes using the bathroom?

Hey America! Can you feel the burn of the Australian Sun hitting you?

Ah yes, a Bears linesman more famous than a medal-winning Olympian.

What a moronic comment from Goel, clearly doesn't know who he is critisising.

Just learned that IV drips contain a body-altering substance called 'vitamins'. All people who died had at some stage consumed vitamins. Never using IV drips again.

love the response LOVE IT

As a Non-American, I am still struggling hard to understand why everything that even remotely resembles a working social system is condsidered communism... It works in nearly every other country, with such side effects as keeping criminality low, eliminating the need for guns, raising the statistical life expectancy.

What I love most as an answer for this kind of questions is - so why do you wear glasses/pants/shoes - that's not how good created you

She gave that boy a verbal spanking! 🤣

I really do hate people

"Bean-bag shaped mayonnaise-filled men" let that sink in for a minute. 🤣

no genuinely nice, good person will care. the negative comments will come from jerks

This Lady knows her stuff

are you serious? its not like people go "huh I think I want to be born in a terrible country, try to escape, but end up locked up instead. yes that sounds like a perfect life"

Blue makes a very valid point.

Also, why do men choose to stay with this kind of women?

When the Church of 😈 is more ethical than Catholic churches...

I wouldn't be surprised if they made the kids move classes just to get some energy out of their system...

I see that comment all the time.

Hail Nonni

f*****s need a rifle to go to Wallmart

Had an entire conversation with a coworker about this. He's very convinced if he lost everything tomorrow, he'd be back to fine within a year. I countered with, so you'd just go out and get another job huh? Where are you going to shower? Where are you going to sleep? What are you going to eat? How would you get to that job? What clothes do you think you'll be wearing to that job?

Reply is so on point, i always upvote it

They don't like it when their logic is being used against them! They're always "yes, but..."

Oh it's ignorant Tomi again. She always makes these lists.

I fully understand how offensive the "n-word" is in the USA (for historical reasons and all), but Americans also need to understand that in other countries/cultures/languages it is not considered an offensive word (or it's just mildly offensive). It's unrealistic to expect everyone in the world to follow your cultural norms.

Accurate. In the U.S., studies show that Black and white people use drugs at roughly the same rates, but Black people are 2-11 times more likely to be arrested for it, depending on the state. If you live in a state that has legalized marijuana but hasn't committed to reevaluating the sentences for people in prison for marijuana-related convictions, I hope you call your politicians and speak out.

sadly Emily is not wrong

Lovely Trisha (31) enjoys barbeques, monster truck rally, and incest...

Arrivederci? Ma no, addio!

Tom Hanks and Keanu Reeves. And some others. You get the idea. :)

Is this idiot trying to draw a comparison from forced child marriage to equal marriage rights between two consenting adults? I just can't deal with that level of stupid. Even if that was what was in the picture, the comparison is just so very absurd.

ooh self burn but loves animals very endearing

my birth control are pretty great for my health though :D good skin, easy periods and less stress is good for both mental and physical wellbeing

I would love to see the boss explaining this to the shift leader.

You wouldn't have cops that are jumpy and shooting first on the assumption that random traffic stops are cases where someone would pull a gun on them, IF GUNS WERE NOT GIVEN TO CITIZENS, you know, like normal countries?

I've never seen a phrase so perfectly formulated to cause maximum damage and also compliment

Why would any young woman want to help you run your imaginary ‘kingdom’?

Myabe if he'd been around when his kids were babies he would know what is involved with having one.

When you're anti-anti-racism, that means you're pro-racism.

Gender is how you feel in your soul. Heck, if in your soul, you feel you are a dolphin and every day you want to commit to being a dolphin, be seen as a dolphin, and be treated as a dolphin, go for it buddy. I expect you'll quickly realize gender isn't a game and it's more complicated than you thought.

People like that will never admit to be in the wrong. They are always the victim, even when they exert violence on someone else (Says "See what you made me do!?" while beating up someone)

Sorry but just because you have a business doesn't mean the world owes you employees.

if only common sense was contagious

The company i work for has 240,000 employees and said "you don't get vaccinated by Nov 18th, you're fired" and i think that is wonderful.

Reddit burns are like no other.

ouch

empathy seems to be missing these days too

no not brainless its 'un-brained'

Target is sh!t on all levels.

imagine the good that 750billion could do , if we spent less trying to kill each other and more trying to help each other the world would be so much better

LEGEND.

Wow who is the trash human slandering the dead?

My sister tried to do this with washing the dishes, but mom was smart and just made her wash them again.

lol i had leave from my office bedroom so i could go to my kitchen and see my kids

news just in, it was a false diagnosis

burn unit needed

That's one of the things I love about LOTR, the fact that the final conflict with the One Ring is complex, and not a "fairy tale ending". (But yeah, Sam is the real hero of the War of the Ring.)

Why are so many people comparing it to nazis??? in the history I learned they murdered people not vaccinated them against disease 😳

Plus you would only have succeeded to make life more difficult to a minimum wage worker, not teaching a life lesson to Sainsbury's CEO, that frankly, couldn't give a rat'ss ass about your opinion.

That's the kind of life I would love to live one day. Being self sufficient, growing and raising my own food. I personally couldn't do the killing myself though. I would hire someone to do it or hubby can.

It doesn't make sense. Language is for communication so clarity is key.