“Great London Memes”: 50 Hilarious Posts From This Page Dedicated To UK Humor

In the US you'd get punched or stabbed.

They are powered by the world's most mathematically solid random number generators

Like the motorways you'd still get the idiots lane hogging and going slow.

You don't want a swarm of pigeons taking off with your bike, do you?

Name checks out

That room is for when Bender comes to visit

I’ve done this, your houses are so beautiful, and there is fresh air and garden space and I just LOVE what I see. I’d be on the next flight outta here (USA) if I could afford to do so!

As an Indian, my dea of London was from Charles Dickens, Wordsworth, Nd our own history books. When I first visited and saw Shards, I was slightly disappointed that I didnt visit the city when this ghastly building wasnt visible from almost everywhere.

I think that is the Elizabeth line, if so he is way past the London travel Zones :)

bro your mum looks like she is in real housewives and or a mafia wife. Either way she slays that fit

That seems oddly specific...

I follow this guy on Instagram. He is a professional photographer who specialises in the London Underground.

I like when everyone is packed in like sardines, but apologises if your hands brush against each other holding the poles

Heathrow is pure chaos anyways. The last time I was there they first announced our plane was at gate 3. Then 5 min before boarding they said - Oops its actually gate 22! How does one manage to displace a whole f plane like that?

Same in Antwerp actually. Right next to Central Station, and surrounded by streets and squares.

He has places to go. 😺

I remember my parents having a book called “England on $5 a day”. Guess it’s out of print now.

That's Hendon in NW London!

It's more of a shuffle. Then you have to get into the station.

Since he's American, either student loans, healthcare debt or both.

Guarantee this was at 6am

One bus per hour? That's not rural, that's suburban! Out here in the sticks we get about three buses per day, nothing after five, and nothing at the weekend!

On the Northern Line: "Why? Just Why?"

What abt salt and vinegar chippy chips also?

It’s like they’re taken by surprise every year. So many trains this summer had no working air - con

Here in Portsmouth, we have gangs that will raid a place and steal all the expensive meat. The shop owners can't do anything about it, because how do you stop 20 people at once when you're just... Gary.

It will arrive eventually, along with two others right behind

What is saving?

3 Tube minutes is the same as 3 washing machine minutes.

Is Croydon in Essex these days, then?

Aw. It does have 'west' in it! City of Westminster - King Charles' main London residence is Clarence House at the moment.

In New York, people would say "this city!" ...which is a complete sentence.

The Tube needs Japanese style passenger compactor staff.

Why would you?

'Golden hour'? Is that the hour in the pub after Happy Hour, when the drinks are no longer half price but you've just got into your drinking stride so you don't care any more?

Any of the natives around to explain this one?

For those unfamiliar with it, There are multiple "London" airports, only one of them (City airport, really small and a short runway restricts it to certain small aircraft types only) actually with London proper, the two major ones, Heathrow and Gatwick, ten to fifteen miles out of town, with (these days, but wasn't always the case) half-decent direct train services to Central London, then there are the two fake ones, Luton and Stansted, the latter of which is like 40 miles away, so from South London it's half a day's journey away.

K. That's a positive development.

You also smell of 6 month old prawns

I feel drunk looking at these stairs. Unusually, I am sober right now.

I've done it once, just for fun. Spoiler: it wasn't fun.

So don't bloody live there!

Is this the RMT unions' meeting house?

Confirm.

Fool 'em - don't get out of bed till 1 PM.

Have you seen the prices in Paris???? And the people that can afford to dinne in Paris, are not taking the train to go there.......

Last time I was on Oxford Street at Christmas there was a one way system for pedestrians. One way on one side of the street, the opposite way on the other. It was quite effective.

Hahahaha - I used to live in Finchley! This was my station!

Your going to get swamped with replies. You should have them identify the Tupperware before you give them the address.

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From Aldi as well.

I follow Bladeofthesun and to contextualise their comment it's to do with all this rubbish being spouted by utter feckkwits about London having 'terribly dangerous no-go' areas. Their point is that the only real no-go areas are to do with high prices.

Ever since Morrissey cancelled a show in Belgium on a festival where one of the culinary specialties is a kind of meat preparation (for which the town is famous) just because they did not want to cancel the selling of such meat specialty... well, let's say that cünt has lost all credibility for anything he does or says.

Solitary Confinement by the Members. Look it up on ye olde yewtoob

Why the obsession in this thread with Westfield Stratford? Isn't it just a shopping centre?

But you have to spend more than £214 on health insurance for when you get shot.

All I'd want is get away from the hot pavement and concrete! Aren't the Brits like only an hour or 2 tops away from the beach no matter where they are? WTF?

again, Pret... what is that? In Dutch, it's a synonym for 'fun', but I suppose that's not what it means.

It's not at Greek Grandmothers getting on buses stage though, yet.