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Being a specimen of an introvert personality, I've never met another introvert who wasn't proud of being such. Come to think of it; I only know just one other introvert of the same level as me. Out of like twenty people I know. Anyhoo, talking with other introverts, it seems like we're some kind of a special breed, as if we know something that others don't. Which is highly likely for us, the introverts, who spend that much more time gathering all kinds of interesting info and insights unknown to those who love to be surrounded by people and at the center of attention at all times (that literally just sent a shiver down my spine). However, I do admit that being introverted presents its fair share of challenges, especially in social situations. But, being as wise as we are, the best thing to do is to laugh about our shortcomings. If you agree, you will find this list of introvert jokes not only highly relatable but also hilariously funny.

So, what should you expect from these funny introvert jokes? Well, for starters, loads of witticisms about our love of spending time unbothered by anybody else. Except maybe for animals, but that's also not necessary for a smashingly good day. Then, there will surely be an in-depth look at our inaptitude at being 'normal.' But I just don't get it - why on Earth would someone like to hug and kiss another person upon meeting them?! That's such a travesty. Or, like, talk non-stop when in the company of others. Brrr, that's not even the slightest bit alluring. Besides all this, these clever jokes will touch on many more aspects of being an introvert, and we truly hope that they'll amuse the heck out of you.

Now, the jokes about introverts are just a bit further down - once you are there, be sure to give the best ones your vote! After that, you might want to share these silly jokes with your friends if you feel comfortable enough about them evoking further conversation.

#1

Joke on introvert You never fully realize how anti-social you are until a pandemic strikes and your life does not really change that much.

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#2

Why does everyone force introverts to be talkative and leave their comfort zone, but no one forces the extroverts to shut up, even for a minute, to make the zone comfortable?

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Hill Branda
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The world would be a better place if people shut the f*ck up once in awhile . You don't need to express every thought that pops into your head.

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#3

My first instinct when I see animal is to say "Hello." My first instinct when I see person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

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#4

Antistalking - learning someone's routine so you can avoid them.

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#5

Joke on introvert I always regret the plans I made when I was in a 5 minute extroverted mood.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's no coincidence that this topic has so few comments. Everyone is just quietly saying "yup" in their heads

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#6

How do you make an introvert happy?
Cancel.

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#7

Being an introvert allows me to care about humanity and despise human beings, simultaneously.

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François Carré
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do the opposite, I must be another kind of introvert. I tend to avoid contact with other people but I don't despise them, I just need to be alone. That doesn't prevent me from being rather polite and even friendly with individuals when social interactions are required. On a more global point of view, I think Earth would be better off without humanity now, though.

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#8

Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen wondering why on earth you couldn't just text me.

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#9

Joke on introvert I need more friends who understand that I still want to be invited but I'm not going.

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Michael Largey
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There was the introvert who was invited to a costume party and RSVPed that she was coming as Amelia Earhart.

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#10

How introverts make friends?
Extroverts find them, like them and adopt them.

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#11

I have an Introvert Hangover. I'm totally exhausted, from too much human interaction.

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Winter Eleven
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I literally get migraines. Go shopping once a week (stupid human body needing food to survive) and the next day or two I'm out

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#12

If the second I text you back, you call me because you know I'm holding my phone, I will call the police.

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#13

Joke on introvert Nightmare of introvert: Wait for the right time to say something. Get interrupted.

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#14

Crap. I have to be somewhere in 6 hours. Time to start psyching myself up.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

FRlCK FRlCK FRlCK I GOTTA GET GROCERIES IN SEVEN DAYS *starts getting ready*

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#15

How many introverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What's wrong with just sitting in the dark?

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#16

Sometimes you just need to lay on the couch and read for a couple of years.

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Winter Eleven
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I literally did that after finishing highschool. Had a mental breakdown... Spend 3 years catching up on every book series i wanted to read throughout the 9 years of forced schooling (if it's mandatory i will not read it)

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#17

Joke on introvert People who say "Go big or go home" seriously underestimate my willingness to go home.

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#18

You know you’re an introvert when you have inside jokes with yourself.

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#19

I wish more people were fluent in silence.

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Life is a constant balancing act between wondering why you weren't invited to something and wondering how to get out of it. - Elizabeth Hackett

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like being invited to things because it makes me feel valued but I don't like going to the things

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#21

Joke on introvert If wanting to be alone makes you an introvert, and wanting to be with people makes you an extrovert, wanting to be with cats must make you a purrvert.

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#22

"There are pros and cons with working here. Like we arrange lots of fun activities for the employees."
Introvert: "Right, and pros?"

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#23

You know you are an introvert when all you really want in life is to have the house to yourself for a few hours.

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#24

There should be a weather app for people with social anxiety, like, "Today will be partly crowdy with a 70% chance of people you know.

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François Carré
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Would it officially allow me not to go out if the risk of meeting people I know is too high ?

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#25

Joke on introvert Don't come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window.

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#26

99% of me "getting ready" is just me sitting on the floor trying to figure out if I actually want to go out or not.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know you don't want to go out. You're just trying to find a reason that would work for all concerned

#27

Hapiness is successfully closing the elevator door before anyone else can get in.

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#28

How many introverts does it take to change a lightbulb?
Why does it have to be a group activity?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, if there's a group of us introverts and multiple light bulbs go out, I can see each of us going to change the closest light bulb to us. That's just my opinion, though

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#29

Joke on introvert Sometimes I just agree with people so they can stop talking.

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#30

What do introverts and Loki have in common?
They would both fake their own death to avoid social events.

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#32

The problem with introverts is that they'd prefer to have an imaginary chat with a person instead of speaking with them in reality. So, there's no need to talk in reality anymore because they've already had a chat.

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Michael Largey
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was such an introvert as a kid that I even avoided my imaginary friends.

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#33

Joke on introvert I was told to self-isolate for 14 days, and asked to make it an even 28.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Make it 32, then, it's a power of 2 and evenly divisible by 2 all the way down to 1.

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#34

Two introverts walk into a room.
One leaves.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The one who left still has to pee soooo bad...poor guy

#35

If I go out I'll want to come home, but if I stay home I'll want to go out.

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Matthews
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Staying inside is actually pretty good. So no going out for me, thanks.

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#36

If you want to talk to me on the phone, I’ll need at least three days notice.

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Kim Gilbert
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Phone? Why? Can't you just text me? Or Whatsapp me? Why do you need to TALK!!

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#38

The worst feeling for introvert is when you're chocking, but have to hold it in because 2 coughs had already drawn too much attention.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whenever I choke on water in class (a lot), I always regret not just letting it out. I always make the same mistake of trying to cough silently or hold it in until it goes away. I always end up getting asked if I’m dying by the person next to me.

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#39

What did one introvert say to the other introvert?
Absolutely nothing and they quickly parted ways.

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#40

When someone is making plans you have no intention of going to, so you add "What time?" for decoration.

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