50 Painful Pics That Will Probably Make You Say “Okay, Enough Internet For Me For Today”
Is your life going too smoothly lately? Are you craving some good ol' cringe to offset the normality and wholesome mundanity? We've got you, dear Pandas! Although I personally can't relate, even on social media, it seems that everyone is constantly on the verge of a mental breakdown, right?
But if you're looking to feel uncomfortably entertained for a few minutes, we've got just the content for you. We're featuring the Images That Make You Feel Pain page today. The pictures might confuse you, and you may even utter an 'ew' or two. But they are entertaining, even if you are not a fan of cringing.
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Same. They've also stopped inviting me, which is ideal lol
Load More Replies...The thing about being the weird aunt: if you have no nieces n nephews you are just weird...
But the same is true about being the cool aunt.
Load More Replies...The drunk uncle who waits for the kids to get old enough to show them the local bars once they get bored by their parents lol
Yeah, they treated me horrible when I was growing up. The final straw was when I had children of my own. We always drew names and got presents for each other. We bought presents for the names, no one gave my children anything. I told them they could rot in hell and haven't talked to them again.
After my father died 36 years ago, I severed ties with all family, immediate and extended. One of my better decisions.
I see quite a few people identify with this. I haven't been to a family reunion in years. I went to only three and was bummed out the whole time. All families are dysfunctional, but mine abuses the privilege.
Load More Replies..."I came to have a conversation, but my hoomans just waste all their time staring at those little thingies of theirs."
Load More Replies...Me, when I've reached social burnout, but can't leave the social gathering.
Can go one better. Was working at a safari park before opening time. Was walking towards a remote toilet block when I suddenly heard a wild animal roaring. I stopped dead in my tracks thinking one of the animals had escaped! It roared a few more times....then suddenly music started to play. It was the audio track that plays repeatedly in the park and some one thought it was funny to start the track with animal noises! I needed that toilet after that.
Yeah, that one would trigger the gut response before the brain could figure it out.
The Images That Make You Feel Pain page has been making its fans feel uncomfortable since 2020 and has 1.5 million followers. It's another page in the vast array of meme content on the Internet where the name of the game is nonsense and cringe. Somehow, netizens came to love and adore cringe, as it's one of the most prevalent forms of comedy online today.
Some people attribute it to schadenfreude; that we like to take pleasure from someone else's misfortune. That's why we love trashy reality TV and chuckle at an image of someone burning their pizza to a black crisp. But cringe is not just about laughing at someone else. It's not 'punching down' comedy.
It seems reality tv will exploit any and every situation whether it's embarrassing/traumatic--put whatever description you want here--to anybody who is willing to share a story or a situation. Heck, people even allow cameras to film their lives. Ummmmmm...no. Of course mine would just be Old, Boring School Teacher and her Chihuahua.
They have been doing it for years, on different channels, on different shows.
Real paternity court in my state is actually pretty boring. The men are ordered to get a paternity test. Depending on the result, they may be ordered to pay child support. The children do not go to court! The point here is that the child is such a dead ringer for the dad, that the whole exercise is a waste of time. You're welcome.
Just one message should be enough to say what you need to say
I know somebody who does that sort of thing. One after the other, a short text that;s only apart of the actual message. It's nice to get messages that don't require opening the separate "view all" window, but it takes a lot more than a couple of short sentences to make it long enough to require that.
Load More Replies...I had taken almost a week off from work one time because I was so very sick. When I finally went to the Dr I found out I was actually pregnant with my 2nd child. When I called my boss I said well I know why I've been so sick lately. I'm pregnant. The first thing out of his mouth was, "well it's not mine!" I have no idea why he would say that to me. The silence from the two of us was so very awkward.
Why does the wife automatically assume that the baby could be her husband's??? Like if I suspected that my husband was cheating and we didn't trust each other then I wouldn't stay in the marriage.
PhaseWitFact, I agree with you, BUT seeing an "I'm pregnant" message without any context, would startle anyone. I don't blame the boss for fearing his wife, though I don't understand why she saw it (unless she didn't trust him prior to this text). I totally get the days off to speak to the daddy, but I also get Tony Soprano's mother not answering the phone after dark.
Load More Replies...Why was the wife reading the messages....?? Because, not being funny, but is she saw the first couple, she must have seen the rest....
Pet peeve when people write a few words at a time and send them individually.
I detect some marrital problems here...why is your wife checking your messages?
My least favorite thing to receive is a "hello" message with no actual content. I've stopped responding to them. If you want me to know something f'in SAY IT.
It totally depends on the shop. Too many people will feel the need to put cash into the general fund. Whereas a gift card in a favourite shop means the person receiving it will choose a gift for themselves.
Load More Replies...Grandmother: "It isn't right to just give money, there's no love in it. Here's a carpenter level that you'll never use." Thanks, I wonder if my insurance company will accept levels as payment.
It depends on the recipient really and on the situation - but honestly - a GIFT is just that - a GIFT - the fact that you're giving something in the first place SHOULD be enough....
We've never been as connected as we are in this digital social media age. 20 years ago, we only had our family members and friends to give us second-hand embarrassment. And there weren't many opportunities to showcase our own cringy behavior like there are now.
Kaitlyn Tiffany writes for The Atlantic about how in the old days of the Internet, cringe was about empathy. For example, we felt embarrassed watching the Star Wars kid, proclaiming, "It's hard to watch." We thanked our lucky stars it was not us in that video and felt dread for the person who was in it.
I like to think that Lilly's quote had nothing to do with what they agreed on, either. Twin betrayals.
The original joke goes: (Person 1): “we always finish each other’s”… (Person 2, without missing a beat): “sandwiches.” (Instead of “sentences”). You would have to know the og joke to get how funny the joke they came up with instead is. Next-level comedy, in my opinion.
Load More Replies...Sibling rivalry times twins equals sibling rivalry squared. It's way worse than normal sibling rivalry. Until an external threat comes along, then they protect each other something fierce.
It exists in non-human animals as well. I had two littermate cats who were the best of buds, but eventually their fights went from playful to major league, so I had to rehome one before they tore each other to pieces.
Load More Replies...It really only made Lilly's quote all the better than her sisters.
and every day, they share a stunning "Astronomy Picture of the Day" : https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/
Load More Replies...Let us all answer that way in the future. Conspiracy theorist: "Lies! Fake! We never got to the moon" NASA: "Well, we never arrived to THIS one..."
Golly. This thread gets my Best in Show award for lunatic answers to lo lunatic posts.
"New moon, you saw me standing alone / Without a dream in my heart / Without a love of my own ..."
Don't see her. Nor do I see the Left-handed Specialist.
Load More Replies...Please tell be the guy in the middle standing up made these lol. He looks so proud of what he's done 🤣🤣🤣
Good article about this here: https://www.patheos.com/blogs/slacktivist/2019/05/14/the-t-shirt-is-fake-the-harmful-theology-is-real/
Sören Krach, a professor of Psychiatry at Lübeck University in Germany, told The Ringer how cringe is rooted in empathy. "You're really suffering with the other person. You're empathically sharing this awkward state, and it's not really pleasant." If the person who observes the cringe wouldn't be able to put themselves into another's shoes and feel their pain, the whole concept wouldn't work.
Honestly, to everyone who's ever wanted flying cars, take a good long honest look at the driving habits of people in your area. The drunk drivers, the road ragers, the speeders, the people who just don't look where they're going, the ones who can't put their devices down while they're behind the wheel... now ask yourself whether you want one of them crashing through your ceiling at 3 in the morning. We dodged a flying car-sized bullet keeping the skies clear of the average motorist.
IDK why people think we don't have flying cars yet. We do, they're called helicopters. They're only for the rich, they're extremely expensive, they require constant extensive maintenance, they're incredibly difficult to fly, they only fly limited routes because of the huge rotors required and the gigantic winds created by them, and they often crash killing everyone.
Load More Replies...I work at a large university. We have these stupid things EVERYWHERE. Oh the hate!
To be fair, his thumbs were pointed more inward than the instructional image.
I'd tip extra if they said something like that to me. That's hilarious
I'd tip extra if they come in an helicopter! (just kidding, I've never and probably will never ordered on uber eat)
Load More Replies...I mean, there could be more entrances and it would not surprise me at all if they went to the farthest entrance possible. Not sure if it's their GPS in the app, but they drive the longest way possible where I am.
To be fair, when I get Grubhub delivery to the school where I work, they manage to come to all sorts of doors that are not the main entrance.
Why are garbage bags so expensive, you just dispose of them.
Load More Replies...One of the biggest problems with stupidity so severe that its painful is that it's mostly just painful to other people.
Stolen joke from twitter, stolen from stand-up comedy from so long ago there was no twitter.
Stolen joke from a little bit ago, there is no longer twitter
Load More Replies...Ugh. I was a train conductor and I cannot tell you how many people tried not to pay for this reason. Ridiculous.
Too late for you, but they can be told the sidewalk goes there, too.
Load More Replies...Well, trains are going that way anyway because they assume people are there ready to pay for a ride.
Where I come from, trains aren't that expensive. That's what I would have written two years ago.
They wouldn't be if corporations, churches, and the wealthy paid their fair taxes.
Sometimes, people conflate cringe with shock. In their eyes, cringe is supposed to be shocking, to make one so uncomfortable they might want to crawl out of their skin. But that's not true. At least according to the person who started the r/cringe subreddit, Michael Dombkowski. "In the early days, we would get a lot of people posting stuff that just didn't really match what I was looking for, or people who would post videos of people breaking bones or, like, gross-out stuff," he told The Atlantic.
or when the translators words dont match the subtitles
Some subtitles are translated when the watcher is supposed to understand the conversation and sometimes we aren't meant to understand it since it is not understood by the main character. There are a lot of rules to subtitling.
Sometimes they use the wrong meanings, when translating the word call, meaning address me as such, they said dial me (name)
I don't like reading movies. If I wanted to read, I'd have chosen a book instead of a movie.
I just switch to German in such cases. Most often all languages spoken are dubbed, so you will not know they are speaking different languages, if you watch it in German. Although… I think it is changing nowadays, or they just don‘t do it for/ on streaming services. That‘s why I prefer to watch everything in the original.
Completely normal for most men, I have around 2300 unread right now, around 2000 is from the friend group.
Load More Replies...I'm starting to think stabby isn't the psycho here 😂😂
Load More Replies...The love at first sight is a misnomer. It's lust at first sight and then when you learn about issues...RUN!!
Here she was being honest and he's rejecting her. Why do some men make women jump through all these ridiculous hoops?
I wish we had that option in daily life 😂 “plank or small talk, your choice!”
Load More Replies...It feels like a dude without epidermis? That's pretty specific...
"I hated that," Dombkowski went on. "It really bothered me. I always saw these videos as an empathetic exercise. It was always like, 'Oh, I could totally see myself doing this,' or it just felt like one of those nightmares where you're at school with no pants or something. It just fills you with dread for that person."
Wait, f**k the Devil or "f**k" the Devil? Context is very important
I got yelled at and almost kicked out for putting a piece of AlkaSeltzer tab between my fingers, dipping them in the font, and acting like I was electrocuted while my fingers were bubbling.
And I was like babe , babe, babe Maybe , babe babe noooooooo Maybe babe babe nooooooo Thought copying was a crime , crime .
Baby whale doo doo doo doo doo baby whale doo doo doo doo doo
There's an awful lot of homoerotic behavior in men's sports, with a huge amount of homophobes watching from the stands.
Damn you for taking my comment! *Shakes fist fierously*
Load More Replies...if joe rogan or dana white are in the background that makes it a little easier.
U U G G U G is my guess. purely based on which ones have boxer ears
Load More Replies...TBF at one point Wanderlei Silva did want to, "f**k fight Chuck." There is a language barrier there, but I don't think Chuck Liddell was too interested. Also, I can't imagine a worse person than "the axe murderer" to direct that phrase at you. Please don't f**k fight me Wandi.
In a previous interview for Bored Panda, comedy scholar Dr. Steven S. Kapica also emphasized that cringe comedy is not about punching down. "Shock is not cringe. If comedy generally relies on incongruity and types of comedy are defined by their particular brand of incongruity, then cringe is the outlier, the absurd exception. Cringe does not emerge from a reversal or distortion of a premise, nor does it emerge from oppositional stances," he explained. "Cringe does not point out incongruity. It breaks incongruity."
"On the outside always looking in" Yes, that's me, why does the song make it sound like such a bad thing?
I'd rather be on the inside looking out. Inside my house, looking out at all the people I don't wish to be around.
Load More Replies...That was the pandemic in a nutshell for me. I barely noticed except for the masks and lack of traffic.
I know that there isn't a person on this Earth who will ever accuse me of FOMO.
NOT ANTI-SOCIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They mean "unsociable". "Anti" means AGAINST society. I'm so goddamned sick of this.
Parental unit said they had $20k for each child to help buy a house. Found some land going for well under that. Ah, no, gave it to another child for their beach, and second house. Eight-ten years later that same piece of land was sold for $1.7M. Which was why I wanted it in the first place. I knew the area.
Load More Replies...All that time crying, when you could have been monitoring stocks and investing.
I was 6 years old in 2001 but yeah, same. :( My lazy a$$ did nothing back then.
That picture looks like it's from the 70's. Still should have been buying lnd instead of sleeping
How so? Judging by the smile on his face, looks likes he got the better end of the settlement
Load More Replies...now i see why the divoce is happening...the wife has no humor
The photo says "divorce selfie", but to be honest, I'm not sure that's what's actually happening in the picture. The man and woman are sitting at the same desk. If they were a married couple, and this were an actual divorce, they'd each have their OWN lawyer, and be on opposite sides of the table. Also, looking at the woman's desk, there's something (the calculator?) that just says "finance" to me. My guess? They were just approved for a loan, and the wife is horrified because they're going into major debt with the loan and the guy is doing a funny selfie, while she's thinking "what have we gotten ourselves into?" I know the post is just a joke, so forgive me taking it literally. It's a habit.
I think the comment is meant to show the pettiness of the "divorce selfie" remark
I didn't take a selfie, but I did take myself out to the very expensive restaurant across the street to celebrate my divorce.
I got a gorgeous dinner and had a huge cake for myself. The relief!
Load More Replies...Me with my first wife. I went into the ARMY and they couldn't understand my stupid smile while they were screaming at me 😂 FREEEEDOMM
Kapica used Borat (2006) as one of the most famous examples of cringe comedy. "While we certainly can (and probably should) take offense at Cohen's appropriation of Kazakh culture, the comedic ire and cringe of Borat is directed at Americans (not Kazakhi). Borat's premise is inherently funny (from a subject position of superiority); however, the cringe ultimately reveals the lunacy of American exceptionalism."
Most definitely. Engages lots of different muscles, releases feel good hormones. You can also sweat if you go overboard.
Load More Replies...I once canceled my gym membership and the person at the counter looked at my account and said "wow, you actually came here a few times a week on a regular basis". I thought it was a compliment... then later thought maybe they meant "and you still look like that?".
I figured out that (literally) 5 min at home is enough time for 30 pushups (20 reg, 10 diamond), 10 crunches, 10 unsupported, bent-knee situps, 10 leg raises, 40 gluteus medius leg-raises, 20 pelvic raises, 20 sitting stretches (10 bent-leg, 10 straight-leg), 10-15 standing stretches, 2 toe touches, 10 standing wall-back-presses... Literally 5 min. If I want to add weights (10 deadlifts, 10 curls) that's another 2,5 min max.
concerned by why finegodmother has what appears to be the trunchbull as her profile image
To continue getting blown into a liquor store close to the gym by upstart, gale force winds -- because that's definitely a sign.
Sure. No I'm not busy, just need to tidy up the tent.
Load More Replies...For some reason they always call me right after I've accepted another job.
That's what I was hoping for when I accepted the job I'll be starting July 1. Still have a few more weeks 🤞🏿
Load More Replies...As a former business owner I have one plausible explanation for this. Many more people apply than necessary, so the best person is chosen, but all the applications remain in the file drawer. Months, even years later, those applications are looked through again before advertising for employees. Unfortunately, this explanation doesn't help those who are desperately seeking immediate employment.
Then they lower the starting wage because they know you're probably desperate 😒
Not busy, so yes, even more so now. I worked full time in a bank office when I was homeless. It's how I became housed.
I don't think I can come to terms with the idea of apples having bone teeth.
Load More Replies...As with all forms of comedy, it's all about intent with cringe. "It's the context that counts. It's the user. It's the intention behind the words that makes them good or bad. The words are completely neutral. The words are innocent… It's the context that makes them good or bad," George Carlin said in his 1990 HBO Special, Doin' it Again. "The same is true with cringe," Kapica told us. "Intent and context matter."
The reason why I do "housecleaning" on my phone every now and then
Load More Replies...I guess I'm not the only one that saves a bunch of images from here, only to never look at them again.
'cept those are high 5 hands....Orrrrrr, maybe that's what was intended. I don't know.
Kapica also warned us that social media might be the culprit in people misconstruing cringe and our sense of humor in general. "Social media and digital culture by-pass important culture work—editing, contemplation, temperance, review, practice, reception."
"The speed of the digital is such that we get everything now now now! So, when we combine speed of access and distribution with blatant disregard for editing and filtering—and then pour in a big scoop of cringe? Goodbye, intent. Goodbye, context. Hello, outrage."
Where are you buying your peanut butter that you expect the shells to be mixed in?
Load More Replies...Apparently, grape is the most popular type of jam in the USA.
Load More Replies...can confirm. mandarin is freaking weird...(please don't downvote, am chinese.)
Load More Replies...Correct. It's much more complex and came much later.
Load More Replies...Honestly it gets weird in the other direction too. 4 is a box with closed droopy eyes on the corners. 5 is just an I beam. And don't even get me started about 6!
It looks like someone scribbled out a number, so ... yeah, that's 0 alright. :P
I mean... it would be kind of difficult to represent zero with no lines...
But then, the dog starts chewing the blankets, and I leap out of bed, really fast!
Not having the regulars show up: makeup, stylists, dresser, and nails girl. Phew!
Getting through facebook before the steam from the shower ruins my phone.
"I would argue that the vast majority of social media-based comedy consumers lack the critical acumen to determine if a bit of cringe is punching up or punching down," Kapica also told us back then. If people are Googling things like "Is Borat really from Kazakhstan?" or "Is Borat based on a real person?", that's a clear sign they're misunderstanding it."
"A consumer culture that asks these questions about incisive, daring, shocking, boundary-pushing, cringe comedy is not a culture served by wildly unfiltered digital content," the comedy expert cautioned.
I can easily imagine a context in which only y = 1/4 x is correct. I can just as easily imagine automated scoring not recognizing the equivalence.
Load More Replies...Math teacher here. If it's going to be a computer-graded test, you avoid this parsing problem by making the question multiple-choice.
Chickens refers to both hens and roosters, and BELIEVE ME, hens screech too. Research "egg song"
Load More Replies...Ok side note why would you make the heart the D and not the V?? A heart doesn’t look like a D!!
There is a very dirty joke to be made here, I just can't quite get it together.
Load More Replies...In most relationships, this would suck, polygamous relationships = big W
The same is true when committing to a wife or girlfriend.
Load More Replies...Toast in the officers lounge: to our wives and mistresses, and may they never meet.
Especially if you're aware of the 12" cast iron frying pan behind it.
Load More Replies...In my house, it was lasagna. I made lasagna ahead of time, so I could just put it in the oven before dinner. There was a lapping noise from the kitchen. When I went through I saw the dog standing on her hind legs, lapping up the white sauce and cheese topping. She looked at me, and the expression was, 'You've got to try this! It's so good!"
Once when I was baking cookies I had the next baking tray on the table. After pulling the previous batch out of the oven I turned around to see one of the dogs with her front feet up on a chair and stealing a blob of cookie dough off of the tray. She looked at me and dropped it back onto the tray.
Load More Replies...On the positive side you still have half a frosted cake. Bone Apple Teeth.
Need to reiced this part of the cake and tell your roommate this is his part of the cake.
I've seen a couple of videos saying the app is dangerous, like makes your data too vulnerable.
Load More Replies...Pretty much everything you buy or order from anywhere is made in China anyways.
I was going to say the same. Ppl keep complaining about how Temu (and Wish) items are all from China, well take a look around your house ppl, most everything is. Might as well hlget it cheaper.
Load More Replies...Temu? Uh, uh. Saw what my neighbor received from them and swore off ordering afterwards.
??? you need to provide more context. did they order something that arrived horribly damaged, or did they order something that offended you personally?
Load More Replies...I tried ordering from Wish and got majorly disappointed. Haven't even bothered with Temu. Bet they're the same company, just added another name to the same stuff.
Now you have several different sizes to choose from. How hungry are you? How badly do you want your coworkers to think you really are on that diet? Are you going to sneak half of your slice home for the dog? There's a properly sized piece for many different scenarios.
Better run better run.... (Yeah, such a happy sounding song, and then the lyrics)
Load More Replies...I've got more... My Sharona by The Knack, Semi-Charmed Life by Third Eye Blind, Come on Eileen by Dexys Midnight Runners, 99 Red Balloons by Nena and Hey Ya by Outkast.
Delilah - Tom Jones, Maxwell's Silver Hammer - The Beatles
Load More Replies...I love the contrast between how happy Marr’s guitar riffs sound and how whiny the Mozz’s voice sounds. I always want to laugh out loud when the singing starts in ‘This Charming Man’.
Load More Replies...If what they say is "nothing is forever", then what makes, then what makes, then what makes love the exception? So why oh why oh why oh are we so in denial when we know we're not happy here?
Load More Replies...I regret that I have but only 1 upvote to give this comment.
Load More Replies...Wearing it backwards is a warning sign evolved through millions of years to show other primates that this specimen will drive like crazy with his windows down listening to crappy music, may have a mullet and is probably married to his cousin.
Load More Replies...Better let hem think you’re an idiot, than posting on social media to cement it
It's very Illuminating that the backward cap is still a thing. The stupid goes on and on in the Idiocracy, and it ain't just America. The Idiocracy is worldwide.
If it's backwards because the sun is behind them and they're protecting their neck then give them a pass.
Load More Replies...It's a hamfish with googly eyes, and that's all anyone needs to know.
Load More Replies...Perfect! My mom is catholic and only eats fish on fridays...where can I find so I can bring this for dinner???
I cant really remember a time when I didn't have responsibilities. Maybe when I was 4 years old and I fell in a catfish pond. My dad jumped in to save me. My mom fussed at me. And I got to change into my favorite old t-shirt that my mom had downgraded to an emergency change of clothes that she kept in the car. Then my dad bought me a chocolate milk to make me feel better, which I promptly puked up all over the car because my stupid parents forgot I was lactose intolerant. That was one of the last times i didnt have to clean up my own mess. Good times.
I love how BP just stole all of these from this one Twitter account Edit: I got a looooot of replies to this and yes I understand that they are content aggregators! I just find it kinda funny that they went so far as to include the actual post in each image instead of just the pic itself. I kinda wish more BP stuff was original and not just pulled from Reddit/Twitter ya know? Also please stop telling me I’ve “killed” the page or saying it must be my first day on BP or that I “hate laughter” or whatever.
From the intro text: "We're featuring the Images That Make You Feel Pain page today.". BP is a content aggregator, this is what they do.
Load More Replies...All I can think of is the toddler that fell to her "unalivement" on a cruise ship because her grandfather couldn't tell there was no glass to prevent falls.
And the poor 2 year old at the Pittsburgh Zoo who was killed by African Painted Dogs because his mother put him up on the railing to see them better and dropped him. Horrific. She also tried to sue the zoo for her own negligence. :(
Load More Replies...Darwin award winners. These kids could be in for a world of hurt, if this is how dumb their parents are.
Load More Replies...Reminds me of the woman who's kid fell into the African wild dogs cage at a zoo... the kid didn't survive.
2 spaces after a period is a hill I will die on. You are supposed to us an em space in typesetting. In that there's no key for an em space, a double space works. You can find/replace the double spaces with an em space when you're adjusting your copy and getting rid of the waterfalls and such. I will never stop double spacing. I think it looks better.
48 here and I learned typing before computers and I always only used one space.
37? Dude, I'm 40 and nobody in my generation has used a typewriter, except for when you were playing at grandmas house or something.
What?! I'm 42 and used a typewriter for years before we got a decent computer. Lots of people did.
Load More Replies...Has nothing to do with typewriters; it's about readability. The reason the internet undermined the double space is because raw HTML does not process more than a single space. For that you have to use a special set of characters which stands for no-break-space, and then string them together for the number of spaces you want. So in raw HTML, this " "
Sure, but readability for screen and print are different. Coding is not the reason that high level academia has different expectations for print vs digital.
Load More Replies...I can't read that much text without the double space. It breaks up the paragraph in visible manageable sections.
Two spaces are necessary to give the reader time to comprehend how stupid what I wrote was.
I once saw a kid eating marshmallow fluff on Sesame Street and I was like, "What is that glorious goo?!!" I found out we couldn't get it in Australia and I've been sad about it for 40 years.
Load More Replies...Hmm...so THAT's what happens! Saved me the trouble of experimenting...whew...
Thank you for your eloquence, I couldn't figure out how to put it without being vulgar. Hilarious!!
Load More Replies...All black pizza at that trendy times square restaurant, for a little 200$
A pizza recovered from Pompeii from the Mt. Vesuvius eruption in 79 AD?
What's wrong with her? If she's happy, let her look like whatever she wants.
She's a rich girl posing as a hippy earth muffin type. Fake dreads. Fake everything.
Load More Replies...It actually looks like it take quite a bit of time and effort to pull off that look, and she's rocking it
I read somewhere she has fake dreads, that does take a while to tie in if they are individual ones and not a set of “falls’ which are what a clump of tie up dreads. Usually 2 hrs but you can leave them in for a while after like a few days to a week etc. I don’t know her only of her, but I’ve heard some bad stuff about who she is as a person but I enjoy the aesthetic she goes for, I’m not gonna deny she looks cool
Load More Replies...Oh, I wouldn't say that. She's terribly racist, and extreme far-right.
Load More Replies...I see her and think of Oscar the Grouch, but he learned to use his camera filters. A lot.
I asked chatgbt "why does Rosie smell?" And for serious, chatgpts answer was like "don't be such a mean person" Rosie's my farty cat.
Load More Replies...ONCE, just once in my life, I had a pharmacist call my doctor to confirm what the prescription was. He asked me first, but I couldn't remember the name of it. We both thought it was funny. My pharmacist joked that this was a sign that he needed to retire. Lol.
Load More Replies...Upgrade ! Try eating raw onions and then wash them down with a strong drink like rakija, moonshine, whiskey, vodka, whatever you like. It's even worse when you try to quench the explosion with sparkiling water 🤭
will try this method of torture when i am of age
Load More Replies...If I was the cameraman: The whole show would be full of my exclamations in the background, "Oh, s**t!" "He gonna get it now!" "Damn, bro!"
Will be getting reactions from the ones that say the spork is unholy?
Here we see one of the dangerous spork hybrids that xkcd warned us about over a decade ago!
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Respecting a no is bad now? We just learned that it is right. No wonder people don't know what to do when clowns like this are hanging around.
I'm with the guy on this one. When people break things off with me, I just say, "Ok", and block them. I also do this when a guy starts negging. "I'm not good enough for you? Ok. Bye."
I wonder if the guy/gal who was writing that looked at and thought "Oh... I think I f****d up." XD
They didn't write what was in the "message on cake" box correctly!
Load More Replies...Ice-cream sandwich is a traditional way of eating ice-cream in Southeast Asia. You can get them from ice-cream carts.
Lame Llama, ice cream sandwiches made with white, sliced bread, and not wafers?
Load More Replies...An ice cream sandwich is a block of ice cream between two rectangular wafers, not a scoop of ice cream faceplanted between cheap processed white bread.
In my country when i was a kid we have Es Tungtung pake Roti. Ice cream sandwich. Heavenly 😍
That looked like canned dog food between two slices of bread at first
Pickles on pizza are so good. Pizza place used to do hamburger pizza and I'd get it with the hamburger and tomatoes removed so it was just pickles and onions.
I wonder what Swedes have to say about that 😂
Load More Replies...And they're thanking God that they don't live in the so-called "land of the free"
Funny thing: In China anime can't show blood and they have to change the colour of it, hence the lower picture
They also did the same with Danganronpa, which was originally Japanese, because they couldn't release it in the West side of the world until it got censored. Hence, pink blood.
Load More Replies...add 1 or 2 screws, just to be sure, and on the road again
Load More Replies...At age 72, my brother fell and broke his hip. He thought he could walk it off.
Fantastically plastic. They look like someone shoved big fake hamburger buns down the front of her dress.
Load More Replies..."With roots in the rap world, a "glizzy" is slang for a Glock handgun. The evolution of the word to include "hot dog" comes from the extended magazine of a pistol, which is about the length of a hot dog."
Load More Replies...It depends on where the CVS is located…since men are the ones deciding what women can and can’t do with their bodies, the pill may not be something they have easy access to and they would rather be safe then sorry in regards to trusting their partner with properly using condom….It shouldn’t be people’s first instinct to shame them woman for doing what she has to in regards to birth control. It’s better than brining a child into the picture that may or may not be wanted.
I don't think most people are shaming, but it's just really unhealthy to use plan b often :/ it's also not as secure than contraceptive pills/other regular contraceptive.
Load More Replies...That's not fun that's irresponsible. maybe buy condoms and not be a walking STI!
Load More Replies...Either my mind is in the gutter, or I am going on a limp here to say that citric fruits CANNOT be pleasant...
If he can only score with produce, I’m going to guess that the lime is “for scale”, in his case
He's testing out which feels best on his penis
Load More Replies...The author may have been saying that Hermione made a mistake in this area. Both real and fictional people do.
Didn't know they were gay until now. Maybe, watching the movie high as a kite and nodding off and on a few times wasn't that great of an idea?
Load More Replies...Sometimes hindsight is 20/20…and the publishers do sometimes force changes before actually agreeing to actually publish, so that may have been a factor.
Am I missing something? The writer says the story was wrong. She does realise she could have written any ending she wanted, right? Then again, we know she's not the brightest bulb.
I think the publishers have a lot to say about the story too.
Load More Replies...Uhh no, you should actually look into it yourself and form your own opinion, rather than regurgitating what other people and headlines will lead you to believe
Load More Replies...The old 'if-they-like-me-back-there-must-be-something-wrong-with-them' problem.
Depends on whaty you do. The pc which i own and love is old and cant do half the things i need for my job so i built a new one that could. Still have the old one but without the new one id have to work in the office full time and the people i work with are just awful haha
Load More Replies...My first laptop was a hand-me-down clunker windows hp laptop with a defective cooling fan and I loved the shít out of it until it finally broke down completely after several years! I thought it was so cool after I customized it!
Old laptops are slower and may not be able to efficiently run newer, updated programs. It just depends on what it’s used for.
Did he vacuum it, let the dog chew on it, leave it in the grass and mow it?
Last episode of "Married at first sight" here in Sweden. But just not married, not not talking to..
This woman that I used to figure skate and work with was on that show. Mind blown.
Load More Replies...Fun fact: in Europe red means left wing politics and blue means right wing. It's very confusing to us.
Load More Replies...You mean like the time Cartman claimed he had turrets on South Park?
Wait the dad paid for child support ? Mine thought it was optionnal
Relax folks…the money IS being used for her kids…she’s going to *win* her kids back in the next poker game.
I've actually served a different guest at my casino hotel who was the same. Our entire department was shocked at her behavior.
Mum needs a good therapist and dad a lawyer. Doesn't even have to be a good one, it's that easy. Edit: She might have been joking, but we all know there's people out there who are for real like that.
They’re really going to hate it in a couple of years when they’re the janitor
…and then she saw this message and it was the last anyone ever heard from him…until his body was found
Do you mean "Rule 34"? lol and none of this is sexual so its fine
Load More Replies...I think thoughts about thinking thoughts. What else do I think bored panda?
Those were good. Just found out a scammer took $21k from my grown kid’s account, Wells Fargo is like, too bad. This helped.
Wells Fargo are scammers themselves, so no surprise. Contact the comptroller's office, and report this. There's laws in place for this situation that they are ignoring.
Load More Replies...I was talking in a general chat in a game and the one troll signed in to me saying in one line "just watched my bro put ice cream in the microwave" and the troll typed "yea that's enough internet for me" and he left the chat.
My heart felt a bit devasted when I saw some of them. In 2023, I was always the one left out in a 6-person group. Whenever I want to join in, they would hurt me and Dylan always stole my money when I want to feed my family. But he just ran away and I just stood, annoyed and depressed.
I think thoughts about thinking thoughts. What else do I think bored panda?
Those were good. Just found out a scammer took $21k from my grown kid’s account, Wells Fargo is like, too bad. This helped.
Wells Fargo are scammers themselves, so no surprise. Contact the comptroller's office, and report this. There's laws in place for this situation that they are ignoring.
Load More Replies...I was talking in a general chat in a game and the one troll signed in to me saying in one line "just watched my bro put ice cream in the microwave" and the troll typed "yea that's enough internet for me" and he left the chat.
My heart felt a bit devasted when I saw some of them. In 2023, I was always the one left out in a 6-person group. Whenever I want to join in, they would hurt me and Dylan always stole my money when I want to feed my family. But he just ran away and I just stood, annoyed and depressed.
