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The internet is a fascinating place. Some days, you come across wholesome content that fills your heart with joy, other times you stumble upon something that makes you scratch your head in confusion, like those seemingly idiotic statements that defy logic. These cringe-worthy ideas make you wonder: are we all seeing the same world, or are there some truly peculiar people out there? Below, you’ll find some infuriating posts from the Facepalm internet group. And as the name suggests, they gather moments where people make ignorant comments, leaving you wanting to facepalm. Be sure to upvote the posts you think are amusing and let us know your thoughts in the comments below!

#1

Dumbest Tweet Ever

Dumbest Tweet Ever

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Donkey boi
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think 5 leaves of cabbage is being a bit generous.

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    #2

    Don't Mess With People's Food

    Don't Mess With People's Food

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    Donkey boi
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    1 year ago

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    #3

    Flexing Dad's Money On Us Peasants

    Flexing Dad's Money On Us Peasants

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    fu yu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty pathetic trying to flex you 'brought' your own house at nineteen...and the receipts show you didn't!

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    One doesn’t need to look too far to find acts of stupidity where common sense has taken a backseat. You can easily find facepalm-worthy moments of popular celebrities online. But it’s not just them; most of us, at some point have acted foolishly.

    However, it’s ignorant people who don’t take time to pause and reflect. They often stick to their opinions, no matter how irrational they sound. These people are oblivious to their own shortcomings. Sometimes when they are presented with a chance to learn and grow, they find it difficult to break free from their usual habits.

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    #4

    Tate

    Tate

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    BoredPossum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unexpected but welcome side effects.

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll report that to the CDC next time they ask

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    Little Wonder
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHOOT! Vaccinate me some more, just to be sure.

    The.Butterfly.Effect.530
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss the days of masks. It was easy to tell by just looking at someone that they were selfish. Now you have to interact w them to know. (Ya know out in the wild.)

    Danni
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So.. you won't date women smart enough to know you're disgusting. I see no problem.

    flower petals
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s why he has to traffic and abuse them.. 🥴🤢

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    electronicgogo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    women won't sleep with me. there, fixed it for you.

    Andrew Keir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And un-vaccinated women avoid you, too, , if they're sober and sensible

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All they have to do is tell him they're vaccinated and he'll go away. Probably happens every time he makes that statement.

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    Mildly Annoyed Penguin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A vaccine one day keeps the numpties away.

    Sian E
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet he was probably vaccinated as a baby himself...

    Ru Bee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's sooo creepy, that video with the robe and the pizzas he sent to Tunberg made me want to vomit.

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Greta’s response to him bating her about his cars’ emissions- one of her best clap backs.. 😆

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    Nimitz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The new word for guys who like Tate is Tattertots: they have the intellect of toddlers and the disposition of incels

    CG
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an insult to the intellect of toddlers.

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    Sandy D
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I wouldn't do anything with that thing. Uĝly attitude, face, body and crappƴ tattoo

    Sarah K
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like an angry egg! Disgusting little man.

    Nikki Gross
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's more like "Vaccinated women are to smart to sleep with me" because they see you coming and run in the other direction. That dipshit is a walking red flag if I ever saw one and only lifts weights because of sexual frustration that any intelligent woman refuses to sleep with him.

    Valek Fermiga
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You kept your thoughts to yourself rather well I feel.....

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    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Ming the Merciless after a lobotomy.

    SilverSkyCloud
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im vaccinated but i'll happily take another few doses to keep the yucky away

    Invisible Potato
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Sex is for making children. Any man who has sex with women because it ‘feels good’ is gay. Oh my pee pee feels good this is great! In fact if you are 40 with less than 5 children you’re probably gay. All that feel-good pee pee sex and hardly any genetic legacy?” guess how many kids this ahole have? :D

    Donkey boi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do! And you have to pay them for it.

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just in case... I've had all 5 COVID jabs in addition to annual flu jabs and a pneumonia jab. 😁

    Sheba's Mum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's OK, I don't sleep with men anyway

    C.O. Shea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever been with a less than five-percent body fat human? It's like laying your head on a rock.

    cj be like
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    his entire body looks like its made out of playdoh

    Libstak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that applies to all "alpha" males, what a relief.

    Lexi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad mine are all up to date, I must book the next round just in case

    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... that makes them even workinger! Betterer, the bestest!

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry my man, the beard can't hide that you have no chin and no backbone

    FifiPanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All vaccines are Tate vaccines!

    Sue User
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf is wrong with his skull? With that eye ridge, he looks like he is devolving into a Neaderthal.

    Kris Tyler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who would f**k you on there worst day?

    Kayla Warren
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never been so happy to be vaccinated!

    Kombatbunni
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now there’s a poster boy for birth control..

    sleepybear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh thank goodness, it works as an andrew repellant! will be getting 35 more vaccines shortly.

    SDLT010
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't sleep with vaccinated women or unvaccinated women or women or men or anybody.

    BlackCatWithWhiteSocks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, OK. I am sure I can live with that. In fact, I will most certainly live 🤣

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has a very loose definition of "sleep", I think he meant something starting with R

    Jan Bowyer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they CERTAINLY do not sleep with you, Typhoid man!

    Hugh Wellford
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess his "secret" is out, now. He's always preferred vaccinated men.

    Fres
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for vaccinated women

    Chilli
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's the expression of a toddler actively s******g their pants

    Lowrider 56
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet he doesn't sleep with any women!!! What an a s s hole

    ImATotalTina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’ve never slept with any woman

    Yasmin Janette
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet they are pleased about that !!

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you. We don't want your kind breeding.

    Cat_Whisperer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. Vaccinated women don’t sleep with you….they’re the ones trying to avoid diseases.

    Uncle Schmickle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure the vaccinated women are pleased about this statement.

    amy harvey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't sleep with unvaccinated men.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yo. I wouldn't f*ck you with a rented vagina.

    EJN
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there you have it! Proof that vaccines benefit humanity.

    JP Purves
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the more reason for women to get vaccinated. You just know that he refers to himself as an alpha man, when, in fact, he is less than zed.

    Winter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Erk! I wouldn't sleep with him, even if I *wasn't* vaccinated!

    Sonia Ceacero
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the best way to encourage vaccination, at least for women. Thank you man.

    Baali Venomax
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The it IS working. It keeps ALL viruses at bay, including male shaped ones :D

    Norman Yenney
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think those women would be happy about that. 😅

    J
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This man has only slept with his teddy bear!

    Strega Nonna
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And, the vaccinated women of the world breathe a collective sigh of relief.

    Untamed Snark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't sleep with consenting women either.

    Jayeff Vee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You sleep with your gay bros?

    Jayeff Vee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry. That sounded anti-gay. Unintentional, but there now. Apologies.

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    Tina Harnish
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you've probably raped a few.

    Roger Gurr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt if he sleeps with ANY women.

    Lena Flising
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The vaccination clearly protects us from more than just deadly diseases...

    kath morgan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I better get some more vaccines

    StrangeOne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phew. Glad to know I'm safe from incels like this.

    John Dilligaf
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't think you're sleeping with any women in that Romanian jail

    CA Hyde
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this creep rots in jail then he11

    Poultry Geist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet he has never satisfied a woman in his life !

    C R T G
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a strong feeling he only says that publicly for his image but in private he'll flip on that quick.

    Sue Phillips
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, hooray! What is wrong with his head?

    Doofnuts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Know someone with polio? no? Thank a vaccine.

    Deson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much you wanna bet that he got vaccines as kid and just won't admit it?

    Crazy catz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does this not change anti vaxxers minds, vile man, wouldn't hesitate to be vaccinated against him

    Samsquatch & Monko
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You trying to get world record std count?

    Valek Fermiga
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " you're using all of your muscles, except the one that matters.... " Credit: Agent Smith....

    MushroomHead22
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    says the idiot who is most likely vaccinated.

    Steve
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably doesn't sleep with women at all.

    Boots
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    I'm not vaccinated, but I'd lie my a*s off if he approached me (not that I'm cute, naive, and ignorant enough to be approached)

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    #5

    Look At This Idiot

    Look At This Idiot

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    CK
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He didn't read all his own books though.

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    #6

    You're On The Internet, Which Is American

    You're On The Internet, Which Is American

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    BoredPossum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are the people we complain about when complaining about the US, not the normal people living there. Maybe clarifying that can prevent a huge us vs Europe fight here.

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    Reasoning with such stubborn people can be quite frustrating. And some people deal with these hopeless instances by calling out stupid people online. Just like members of the r/facepalm group, who have been doing this since August 2009. In the last 15 years, they have amassed a community of more than 8 million people, who often share the most disappointing moments they have witnessed.

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    But what exactly is stupidity? It’s when our ability to learn and understand things gets messed up. Several prominent psychologists believe that cognitive limitations are the reason behind people’s foolish actions and irrational beliefs. Research highlights how human cognition and decision-making persistently cause these biases. Depending on the situation, people switch from quick, intuitive thinking to slow, logical thinking.

    #7

    Daaaamn

    Daaaamn

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    BoredPossum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Difficult to know though. BTW, I hope it was Soundwave, he's he most annoying transformer ever. ;)

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    #9

    Yep That Sound Right

    Yep That Sound Right

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    The.Butterfly.Effect.530
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Conservatives: don't send aide to other countries when it could be spent here at home. Bill for free school lunches pass. Conservatives: no not like that. *eye rolled to death*

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    Now, our brain’s frontal lobes are responsible for rational thinking. But it can be overridden by the amygdala, a small, almond-shaped structure that usually processes emotions, like fear and aggression. Neuroscientists noted that in emergencies requiring quick decision-making, slower, rational information processing is ignored by the brain.

    #10

    The Greatest Genius Of Our Time

    The Greatest Genius Of Our Time

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    Little Wonder
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nuh uh, it's a TECH BRO subway! Like the tech bro that was excited about his start up lending physical media to people and everyone told him about libraries and he got so so sad.

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    #11

    Secular Government Be Damned

    Secular Government Be Damned

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    Rebelliousslug
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The devilish same sex mirage we’re all hallucinating is so offensive

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    #12

    Dork A** Losers

    Dork A** Losers

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    LB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen this on BP at least three or four times in the past week. But the statue is so beautiful I don't mind too much.

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    So, cognitive biases can help us understand some of the stupid decisions people make. For instance, people can be vulnerable to confirmation bias, where they tend to stick to information based on their existing beliefs. In such cases, they just ignore any evidence that contradicts them.

    Imagine someone who strongly believes in a particular conspiracy theory. They will not think twice before dismissing any evidence or arguments that contradict their preconceived idea. This selective attention to available information can make them make nonsensical remarks.

    #13

    Dear Lord...🤦

    Dear Lord...🤦

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    #14

    Lavern "Waste Of Oxygen" Spicer Failed The English Language... Again!

    Lavern "Waste Of Oxygen" Spicer Failed The English Language... Again!

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    ynyrhydref56
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Lady Macbeth. She's asking the spirits to make her more ruthless and cruel, like a man rather than a woman.

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    #15

    Having A Functioning Circulatory System

    Having A Functioning Circulatory System

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    Janet Martinez
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the kinda guy that prefers AI girls to real women

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    #16

    Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions

    Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions

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    #18

    Threaten Us With A Good Time, Why Don't You?

    Threaten Us With A Good Time, Why Don't You?

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    A new study published in the Journal of the Royal Society Interface suggests that social media might be amplifying such stupidity. While constantly scrolling through our phones, we might encounter false or misleading information presented as fact. In such cases, we might make stupid comments due to our inaccurate knowledge.

    #19

    Presumptuous

    Presumptuous

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    _physically_insane_(he/him)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never heard of that eamonn guy before, but he sounds like an a-hole

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    #20

    Can Anyone Explain This?

    Can Anyone Explain This?

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    Helena
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, that's easy. There is no justice in the justice system.

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    #21

    What A Loser

    What A Loser

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    Andrew Keir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he'd better finish cleaning that car or he'll get fired . And, pick up that trash!

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    Before making any remarks, we should try and educate ourselves about the topic. This spares us the embarrassment of sounding foolish and helps us make a more thoughtful and informed choice. We should acknowledge our ignorance to confront the pitfalls of stupidity. Questioning our assumptions is a great way to have a more grounded perspective on life.

    #22

    Yeah… Seems Like She Forgot What She Voted For

    Yeah… Seems Like She Forgot What She Voted For

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    Dirk Daring
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be not tragic at all if MTG and Lauren Bobo reenacted the end of Thelma & Louise together.

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    #23

    Murica

    Murica

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    #24

    She Doesn't Know What's Coming

    She Doesn't Know What's Coming

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    Lady Perkele
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The awakening she will have once the moment arrives 😂 pls don't ruin the little one's too

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    Self-awareness helps us gain deeper insights into our behavior. We can also try learning from our past experiences. Consider a scenario where someone made a foolish comment on Insta. People online called them out and corrected them. After this experience, the person might develop a habit of verifying facts before posting them.

    Did any of these posts make you want to facepalm? What is the most stupid, ignorant thing you’ve read online recently? Don’t forget to share your experiences below.

    #25

    A Medical Emergency Trumps Your Take Out Order

    A Medical Emergency Trumps Your Take Out Order

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    Jason
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Running a small business I have gotten some situations like this. People are crazy entitled. I rarely respond unless it's over the top.

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    #26

    Checkmate!

    Checkmate!

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    BoredPossum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in the future, we'll be here without you.

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    #27

    Idk What To Say Lol

    Idk What To Say Lol

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    #28

    Really Crazy

    Really Crazy

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    Little Wonder
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope Ben Shapiro farts himself into space.

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    #29

    I Hope This Poor Lady Is Having Better S*x Now

    I Hope This Poor Lady Is Having Better S*x Now

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    BoredPossum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They light a candle. When it has burned through a rope, an egg is released down a ramp landing in a frying pan until a hungry tortoise starts heading toward it and pulls the trigger causing a watertap to open and fill a bathtub with rubber ducks in it. When the first duck hits the floor, they're done.

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    #30

    🤦

    🤦

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    Nea
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if it didnt require a degree, this is dumb.

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    #31

    It's Almost Like... We Respect Your Denial???

    It's Almost Like... We Respect Your Denial???

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    Andrew Keir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, they're listening to you and reacting appropriately. Be pleased by this.

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    #32

    Of All The Things That Didn’t Happen, This Did Not Happen The Most

    Of All The Things That Didn’t Happen, This Did Not Happen The Most

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    troufaki13
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What a beautiful blood you have" is a sentence only a vampire woulda say 🤔

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    #33

    I Have No Words

    I Have No Words

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    Giovanni
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not exactly a role model, too little damage to call it immoral, definitely not an idiot.

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    #34

    Europe Sucks

    Europe Sucks

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    troufaki13
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's true, I live in Europe and we don't even have the internet. Not even computers and laptops. We communicate by sending pigeons. In fact I'm writing this comment using one.

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    #35

    Ancestry Dna

    Ancestry Dna

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    #36

    And I Thought Female Musicians In The West Had It Bad

    And I Thought Female Musicians In The West Had It Bad

    RadioLiar Report

    Emma S
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pressure put on some k-pop stars to be perfect is insane. She actually had to issue an apology for being in a relationship. I think they have since ended the relationship due to the backlash. Is she meant to remain single for the rest of her life so that deluded fans can continue to fantasise about her being their girlfriend?

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    #37

    Straight Up Racism

    Straight Up Racism

    blaze_uchiha999 Report

    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an arabic name but when looking for place to rent we used my wife name and how weird but it was more effective ^^

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    #38

    Just Eat The Damn Food

    Just Eat The Damn Food

    Green____cat Report

    John Mosley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How very Christian of you, you soggy bag of twats.

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    #39

    He’s Just… Being A Good Dad?

    He’s Just… Being A Good Dad?

    NeverEndingWalker64 Report

    Janet Martinez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤦 JUST LET HIM RAISE HIS DAMN KIDS- he's doing a great job bro shut it

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    #40

    "Being American Requires Conformity"

    "Being American Requires Conformity"

    SimpleButFun Report

    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Land of the freeeeeeee as long as you conform correctly.

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    #41

    Alpha Male Boot Camp

    Alpha Male Boot Camp

    @Dexerto Report

    Danni
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They paid $18,000 to be abused while the Internet was willing to dish it out for free.

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    #42

    China Figures Out How To Farm Caviar, But At What Cost?

    China Figures Out How To Farm Caviar, But At What Cost?

    [deleted] Report

    Surenu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rich took all the houses, now we take their fish eggs.

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    #43

    Is It Creepy To Be A Good Dad?

    Is It Creepy To Be A Good Dad?

    @MMAPedophilia Report

    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh... This is not sexual. If you see something improper here, you are the problem.

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    #44

    Just Leave Your Neighbor Alone

    Just Leave Your Neighbor Alone

    Green____cat Report

    Spidercat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaah yes... The agressive Buddhists. Always out there causing conflict and antagonising people.

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    #45

    This Is A No-Quit Restaurant

    This Is A No-Quit Restaurant

    Visqo Report

    #46

    A Truer Facepalm Is Not Possible

    A Truer Facepalm Is Not Possible

    chata187 Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The past couple of months there's a lot of dust coming from the Sahara desert to the south of Europe. I wear a mask because I don't want to breathe that. Some people look at me funny but I don't care.

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    #47

    Imagine Taking A Picture Of This Thinking The Note Writer Is Unreasonable

    Imagine Taking A Picture Of This Thinking The Note Writer Is Unreasonable

    MrwangJr Report

    #48

    Liking Women Is Gay

    Liking Women Is Gay

    beerbellybegone Report

    Janet Martinez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a woman who mostly likes women yes that does make me gay.. And I guess it's gay to be vaccinated according to the op?? If so then I'm HELLA gay

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    #49

    Caitlyn Jenner Strikes Again

    Caitlyn Jenner Strikes Again

    Aneriox Report

    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trans Day of visibility started in 2009. Biden wasn't president in 2009.

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    #50

    Racism Be Like

    Racism Be Like

    Nintendoge21 Report

    Janet Martinez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brah just like who you like and quit gawking

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    #51

    A 65% Fatality Rate For The Elon Brain Chip

    A 65% Fatality Rate For The Elon Brain Chip

    T3knikal95 Report

    Jason
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elon: 100% of the monkeys had it active and operating their entire lives. I call that a success. Let's go dig some more tunnels.

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    #52

    My Account Got Hacked, And Now The Guy That Bought It Is Mad I Regained Control

    My Account Got Hacked, And Now The Guy That Bought It Is Mad I Regained Control

    ret_ch_ard Report

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Get out of your account, please" - sums it all up,. really. Think of this as a learning opportunity for the fraudster ?

    #53

    "Transplatformphobic"

    "Transplatformphobic"

    Green____cat Report

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    #54

    Wow. I Am Truly Shocked…

    Wow. I Am Truly Shocked…

    abdul_bino Report

    Surenu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    28 U.S. Code § 4101, for starters?

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    #55

    Quick Maths

    Quick Maths

    Dry_Start4460 Report

    #56

    You’d Be Considered A “Terrorist” In Russia If You Are Lgbtq+

    You’d Be Considered A “Terrorist” In Russia If You Are Lgbtq+

    Ok_Lengthiness6724 Report

    Surenu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened, did somebody send him a glitter bomb?

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    #57

    "Thousand C*ck Stare" ???

    "Thousand C*ck Stare" ???

    DrDarkTV Report

    Helena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when we let incels and the tate crowd mix with the rest of the population.

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    #58

    Douche Bully Doesn’t Know His Own Strength

    Douche Bully Doesn’t Know His Own Strength

    MarshalLawTalkingGuy Report

    Miss Tinker
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That jock strength will come in real handy in prison.

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    #60

    Somebody Thought This Up, And Thought It Was Ok To Post:

    Somebody Thought This Up, And Thought It Was Ok To Post:

    Lord_Answer_me_Why Report

    MurderAndBooks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOT ALL CHRISTIANS ARE LIKE THIS I REPEAT NOT ALL CHRISTIANS ARE LIKE THIS ffs I should not have to do this I hate religious believers who give all other believers a bad rep

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    #61

    Who's Gonna Tell Her?

    Who's Gonna Tell Her?

    Faminonyt Report

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure someone that feels that way wouldn't like many of the other countries that don't have healthcare. Probably a little too "ethnic" for their liking.

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    #62

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope every man sees this post and she never gets a date again smh 🙄

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    #63

    How I Picture Every Hateful Redditor

    How I Picture Every Hateful Redditor

    Jazzyricardo Report

    #64

    Men Who Cry Are Weak

    Men Who Cry Are Weak

    blaze_uchiha999 Report

    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh FFS. This "men don't cry" thing is SO SO toxic and harmful to men. It is not okay to expect men to bottle everything up.

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    #65

    Literally What A 10-Year Old Would Say

    Literally What A 10-Year Old Would Say

    Silver10241980 Report

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    #66

    The Grass Isn't Always Greener, Folks!

    The Grass Isn't Always Greener, Folks!

    TheTubaGeek Report

    #68

    Florida Logic 🤪

    Florida Logic 🤪

    Miserable-Lizard Report

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How to incentivise former prison inmates to turn back towards crime in less than a day:"

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    #69

    They Functioned For Centuries,dude!

    They Functioned For Centuries,dude!

    monaleeparis Report

    Helena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How has anyone ever taken him seriously, for anything?

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    #70

    I… What?

    I… What?

    jocmoi12 Report

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called pursuit predation my friend. Let's see how your "Uhual Truck" fares after miles of being hunted and running out of gas. It's just a helpless heap of junk that then gets speared to death.

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    #71

    Don't Check Out Of Your Hotel Guys, Just Leave

    Don't Check Out Of Your Hotel Guys, Just Leave

    DrDarkTV Report

    Jo Cooper
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can check out any time but you can never leave.

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    #72

    🤦

    🤦

    Juliancito135 Report

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it 2048 times: If it’s not clear why they settled on that number, then that entity shouldn’t be writing about tech.

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    #74

    Pro-Lifers Ain’t Ok

    Pro-Lifers Ain’t Ok

    Lord_Answer_me_Why Report

    Helena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is in no way shape or form a king

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    #75

    Always Nice To Be Reminded That Male Body Shaming Is Socially Acceptable

    Always Nice To Be Reminded That Male Body Shaming Is Socially Acceptable

    plkirk423 Report

    Jason
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally I would probably just chuckle at it. Then head over to buy the largest truck I can......

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    #76

    😆damn

    😆damn

    justacoupleqs Report

    Spidercat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Elon, you wet lettuce of an excuse for human...

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    #77

    "Space"

    "Space"

    @realstewpeters Report

    Croissanterang
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm interested in why "space" is in inverted commas.

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    #78

    Backwards Evolution

    Backwards Evolution

    Mediocre_Heart_3032 Report

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I saw this meme going around, some fact checking websites debunked it. You can watch the full video where, the video explains why slavery is evil and needed to abolished. It is a program with time traveling kids, and in one episode they go back to the late 1400s and have an argument with Columbus over slavery, they have Columbus using arguments that come from his writing, and the kids argue against it, and Columbus concedes to them that slavery is bad and should be abolished, but that it would take generations for society to change. Essentially the exact opposite of this meme

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    #79

    On Russian Grocery Shopping

    On Russian Grocery Shopping

    Monsur_Ausuhnom Report

    Rebelliousslug
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes because the cost of his groceries was so cheap. He neglected to discuss the income levels.

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    #80

    The Show Is Set In The Early 1600's

    The Show Is Set In The Early 1600's

    Spirited-Arugula-672 Report

    #81

    And You Took His Word For It?

    And You Took His Word For It?

    Lord_Answer_me_Why Report

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you believe anything Putin says WHY?

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    #82

    Oh Look A R*pist

    Oh Look A R*pist

    plkirk423 Report

    StumblingThroughLife
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mouth has been hanging open in a gobsmacked way since scrolling these posts.... Wow.

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    #83

    This Ai Generated Sh*t Gets Worse The Longer You Look

    This Ai Generated Sh*t Gets Worse The Longer You Look

    rockytheboxer Report

    Peppy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are some uncomfortable looking prosthetics there

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    #84

    Losing His Retirement Savings To Own The Libs

    Losing His Retirement Savings To Own The Libs

    Visqo Report

    #85

    Mma Fighter Calls Husband A Coward For Not Dying To Save His Wife From Being Raped By 7 Men

    Mma Fighter Calls Husband A Coward For Not Dying To Save His Wife From Being Raped By 7 Men

    Kaiser-Rome Report

    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to learn about your idea, would you mind showing me what you mean?

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    #86

    Everybody Rate The Idea Of The 'Children'

    Everybody Rate The Idea Of The 'Children'

    AFireAtTheAquarium Report

    Janet Martinez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goddamn AI, they really think their convincing ppl by tagging it as "painting"? It looks more realistic than anything but clearly fake

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    #87

    What? - My Sincere Reaction To This Take

    What? - My Sincere Reaction To This Take

    Lord_Answer_me_Why Report

    MyNameIsNotAPortent
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canadians too want to build a wall along the southern border to keep out the weirdos.

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    #88

    Garbage Human Is A Garbage Human

    Garbage Human Is A Garbage Human

    Lord_Answer_me_Why Report

    #89

    "Such An Action Would Greatly Offend The American Public"

    "Such An Action Would Greatly Offend The American Public"

    TailungFu Report

    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cucker Tarlson is many things, but "journalist" is not one of them.

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