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“Welcome to the Alpha Zone”: 40 Absurdly Masculine Takes That Are So Bad, They Had To Be Shamed On This Twitter Page (New Posts)
Before the Internet, most stupid things that were said were simply forgotten, as if evaporated into thin air. Poof, gone. But now, since the dawn of the Twitter-era where every voice is amplified, there are so many wrong takes, most of them drowning in testosterone, that it would be a real shame to let them go away without proper appreciation. And that's where 'Hot Masculinity Takes' community comes in.
From ridiculous Andrew Tate wannabes spewing absurdly ridiculous opinions to 'gigachads' who, as you'll see in today's list, compares Socrates to the man himself, 'Hot Masculinity Takes' has proven itself to be a page we don't deserve, but one that we need - today, more than ever before. Without further ado, "Welcome to the Alpha Zone," dear readers. And if you're hungry for more, you can check out our previous 'Hot Masculinity Takes' post.
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Kristal 2 years ago
I believe the thing here is that women and men are equally not allowed to do activities with opposite sex people that is not family. It's a rule for both, not just a woman. So the dude is being a sexist idiot.
PeepPeep the duck 2 years ago
Yeah he is, I love the culture, my hairdresser when I go in, he says to wait and he’ll call his wife and she comes down and does my hair, while I’m waiting his mum makes a home brew tea and you just chat in the women’s section - I don’t know if being a stripper for a decade made me appreciate that more, but I love women only zones and men only zones sometimes 😆
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xolitaire 2 years ago (edited)
Aaaand another "muslim man" who doesn't know what he is talking about. The Qur'an doesn't forbid women from using a mixed gym or even from having male friends. On the contrary, friendships with the opposing gender are 100% permitted. It doesn't forbid women from having a job (Where did that even come from? Because...guess who worked and earned all the money in the prophet Muhammad's household? Yup, his wife. He lived with HER.), it doesn't forbid women from leaving the house alone et cetera. The Qur'an also states that men and women are spiritually equal. How these facts somehow turned into the fundamental farce so many young men spout bullsh*t about is beyond me. Because it is NOT TRUE.
Terran 2 years ago
The only ones that can beat the hypocrisy of old white christian men, are young muslim men applying the hardest rules and judgement on the women in their lives, while ignoring the fact, that many of those rules would also apply to themselves, but they are to busy f*****g their way around town with any girl they find. I know most Muslim men are not like that, but there is a quite loud and obnoxious minority of men like that, at least where I live.
GFSTaylor 2 years ago
Part of the issue that a lot of people are missing is the rules about modesty. They apply to Muslim men as well as women. Just as Muslim women should not show bare arms, torsos or legs in mixed company, neither should Muslim men. You can find suitably modest gym clothes to cover up with, but someone who is dressed modestly themselves may still feel uncomfortable around people of the opposite gender working out in revealing clothes.
Kevin J. Henning 2 years ago
I'm not so sure that "religion" itself is the problem. Once again it's the oppressive,malevolent, sexist or ignorant nature of the people who interpret it for their own benefit. Most religions are trying to point people to a better way of life and it never fails that someone will twist it to their benefit.
It's easy to be ridiculous and sink to base misogyny, but to do it without a glimmer of irony is where the real genius of the 'Hot Masculinity Takes' collection lies. Speaking to Bored Panda about the origins of their page in 2021, four years after it was created, the founder reveals that its original goal wasn't to make fun of 'toxic masculinity' - a catchall explanation for Andrew Tate-admiring Chads who try to preserve outdated ideals of masculinity to the point of absurdity.
"I will say that it’s not purely about 'toxic masculinity,'" the person behind 'Hot Masculinity Takes' explained to my colleague Rokas. "I do draw a lot from the manosphere but a lot of the takes are from women speaking about men, and I include left-wing hot takes too." Since 2017, the page has garnered thousands of new followers, currently sporting a number shy of 155,000.
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#2
Al Joy 2 years ago
It's amazing America exist. Land of the force pregnancies, home of homophobia.
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BetterBitterButter 2 years ago
So it's cowardly to care about your own life and that of others? I wish everyone was a coward then!
Emmydearest 2 years ago
The hell masks don't work! In 2020, 2021 and most of 2022 I constantly wore a mask in public, even at work where nobody was wearing it anymore. Well, I've never had a cold! And before that I sistematically used to get a cold once or twice a year. Always. Masks don't work for those who are forced to put it on for ten minutes by the grocery store they're at, but for the rest of the day they don't wear it. Of course it doesn't work for them.
The voice of reason 2 years ago
Looking at the 2 pics I first thought it was the disappointment of the young buff Arnold and the older not so buff Arnold. But NO! Its the mask he is wearing to protect himself and others. Really? This is the Greatest disappointment of the Century?
Although the term 'toxic masculinity' has gained recent popularity among feminists, many will be surprised to learn that it actually was coined in the mythopoetic men's movement of the 1980s and '90s by Shepherd Bliss, a psychology professor at John F. Kennedy University in Orinda, California, who only wanted to capture his "father's militarized, authoritarian masculinity."
By those days' definition, nobody would suspect that one of America’s greatest writers, the ultimate man's man, Ernest Hemingway, could be "the avatar of toxic masculinity." In this day and age, depending on who you ask, however, Hemingway might be just as bad to young men's masculinity as rock and roll was to our grandparents (due to the fact that for a short period of time it was considered 'Devil's music').
#3
Mark Fuller 2 years ago
WTAF? Soup. It's a healthy, tasty dish that can be prepared in minutes. Why exactly am I not allowed soup??? What is the twisted logic behind this ignorance?
Marcellus II 2 years ago
You can't tear at it with your canines, like the rest of paleo nonsense.
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A girl 2 years ago
Jeez. My husband wears his heart on his sleeve. He's all guy, and he crys. I can't watch A Dog's Purpose when he's around because it rips him up. I sob at it too but I like a good, non family related, cry occasionally.
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DC 2 years ago
When one of my cats had died, that got me starting to cry on the train. Ticket control came around, and I couldn't stop, couldn't say anything else, and he eventually just left (he knew me, I had a students' ticket anyway, ...). Not ashamed, Milo was a better person than most humans I got to know can dream of being.
Colin 2 years ago
This 💯. I've seen more women utilise the "toxic masculinity" tropes than I have seen guys do it.
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Menacing Duck 2 years ago
I remember me and my dad crying together when we got the news of my grandfather passing away. I want to punch this lady so f**king badly. It is ok to cry. It does not make you less of anything.
Daycare Attendant Sun 2 years ago
mEn sHoUldN't cRy. My dad wept when his beloved cat, Peppermint, had to be put down at the age of 3 because of a severe heart murmur. I hadn't heard him cry like that since his wife passed away. Shove off.
Melissa 2 years ago
I'm so sorry about Peppermint. If you are able to, give your dad a hug. I feel like hugging my dad and my cats now. :(
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Marcellus II 2 years ago
Hm, there's the Chinese Irrelevancy Theorem, that states "Whatever you [think/do/say/...], there's over 1billion Chinese that don't care either way". Probably should be updated, to 1.4billion (or to 1.4 billion Indians).
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Zedrapazia 2 years ago
He's probably afraid of Asian women, they're too strong for him 😂
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Paul Neff 2 years ago
Alpha male is not a thing. The original study was revised after the writer discovered it was a family unit, not just a pack of unrelated wolves. You might as well have used 'magical teapot' instead of 'alpha'.
- 2 years ago
Real alpha males run naked in the woods, groom allies, eat live termites on a stick, and hunt monkeys.
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xolitaire 2 years ago (edited)
Girl, the entire alpha beta etc greek alphabet soup thing has been DEBUNKED decades ago. There are no alpha males. Not among animals, not among humans. It doesn't. Exist. Nowadays it's just a way for people with an inferiority complex to make themselves feel better and use it as an excuse for despicable behavior like racism. Oh look, you just did all of this in one post!
SZ 2 years ago
LoL, but the post above says NO SOUP FOR MEN, so obviously your "greek alphabet soup" doesn't apply to them.... lallalalalalala!!
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Chris D'Asta 2 years ago
Is this racist, sexist or both? Talk amongst yourselves. I'm verklempt.
Michael Largey 2 years ago
Some people just have the amazing ablility to find the wrong answer to any question before them.
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Margaret H 2 years ago
Do you honestly believe someone who comes up with crud like this has the brain power to be rational? Nah. Me, neither.
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There's no surprise in the fact that perception of masculinity has been shifting in the last few years, with people associating it with aggression and being inconsiderate. On the other hand, the 2017 Pew Research Center survey, while being pretty outdated, shows some fascinating metrics. In terms of self-perception, approximately 31% of American men identified themselves as "highly manly or masculine", while 54% described themselves as "somewhat masculine." Only a small percentage of 15% considered themselves as "not too or not at all masculine." Fair enough.
#6
Petra Schaap 2 years ago
not even that. They're just not plastic blonde "babes"
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Marcellus II 2 years ago (edited)
Well there was this Republican woman who posted relief on Melania's ascent as there was "now not a monkey" in the background. I wager the sentiment comes from that corner of the cesspit.
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I’mSoEmotional 2 years ago
I don’t care what Trump looks like, but I honestly couldn’t see what Melania saw in his personality that made her think “I want to marry him.”
BetterBitterButter 2 years ago
Yeah that's why people hate Trump! Also real ugliness has nothing to do with one's face or body!
Steve Robert 2 years ago
tRump is a sexual predator and should be on the sex offender site. What a disgusting animal!
#7
Petra Schaap 2 years ago
SHUT THE FVCK UP DONNIE! also: plus sized? lol. Anyway she looks gorgeous
#8
scag$y 2 years ago
Nature is clear Eric - stupid men who say stupid things make themselves less attractive to women. This prevents them from breeding and spreading their stupidity down through the ages. It's a wonderful thing.
Susie Elle 2 years ago
I hope Eric realizes that he too has long hair, just on the opposite end of his head
tabithapaquette98 2 years ago
I'm not religious at all, but didn't Jesus have long hair?
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Petra Schaap 2 years ago
yes, men's hair only grows if you use fertilizer for shampoo, had vaccinations or drink Bud Light. Otherwise it will always stay short.
David Green 2 years ago
Don't forget soup. That also makes hair grow long.
Load More Replies... Daycare Attendant Sun 2 years ago
So, as a woman, I should let my leg and under arm hair grow out, then, yes? Because I SHOULD have long hair. I SHOULDN"T cut it, right? Got it.
xolitaire 2 years ago (edited)
Eric. Listen. I know your horizon is limited. But. Hear me out. Men... used to be the ones wearing skirts. Men... used to have long hair, sometimes even as powdered wigs. And "pink" was originally a "male" - coded colour. That only changed in the 1940s when shops for baby clothes and toys advertised pink as "for girls". So. You running around with long hair wearing a pink dress would have been PEAK masculinity not long ago.
Tee Wallace 2 years ago
I'm gonna open this worm box.....they clearly never read that one story about Samson and Delilah where his power was in his hair and he was all but a God then she chopped it off and he lost it all....imo that was even the Bible saying long hair is fine on men
A compelling statistic that I came across, thanks to GQ magazine, is from their "Survey of Attitudes on Masculinity" conducted in 2019. The survey revealed that among those who are familiar with the term "toxic masculinity," 26% of men acknowledged witnessing it in the workplace, while only 37% of women agreed with the statement. These numbers, all things considered, seem fairly significant, although the ultimate goal remains to strive for a complete eradication of such instances in the future.
#9
KJ 2 years ago
Why would we want breast milk ice cream? Also why is being obsessed with cows a good thing? Weird post!
Zedrapazia 2 years ago
Maybe he wants her to bang the cow because he believes she'd make free cow milk or shït
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Marcellus II 2 years ago
But judging from his chosen photo, he's not that 100% sharp on what cows are. Not that the rest of his facts and thoughts are more grounded.
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Dolly_of TheCowboy 2 years ago (edited)
I think perhaps what he is seeking is an ABF relationship to satisfy his fetish requirements
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Mario Strada 2 years ago
Please!!! It's making me long for the good old days of foot fetishes.
#10
Terran 2 years ago
Well, he is not totally wrong. Number one definitely is correct. Outside harvesting season there wasn't that much to do, so your average work day is probably about 6h long. 2. Vacations didn't exist, but you had so many religious holydays, that you had less work days then many people today. 3. True, but they also had considerably more room mates/house mates then you. 4.??? 5. Tricky question, if enough food is available probably true, but the chances that you have to go hungr for a few months was considerably higher than today. 6. True, but I personally like things like infrastructure and a public health system, which requires some taxes. 7. You literally lived in the SAME HOUSE as your boss, you saw them even in your free time!
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Oais Wright 2 years ago
They worked 12 hours a day min, had no vacations or even free days (unless they could afford such), had a hut with no proper isolation or heating except fireplace, what the hell is even "T", ate leftovers of what was taken from them, could have had tax on food (where 90% of what they yearned was taken away for free), could be physically abused with it being considered normal and even killed for making a bad joke.
Roman Hans 2 years ago
I thought, what's a peasant vacation? Did MedievalAirBnb have a place you could park your sheep?
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Ryan Winters 2 years ago
The levels of plasma testosterone of 19 young male homosexuals (Kinsey group VI) were found to be significantly higher (p < . 01 ) than those of 20 strictly heterosexual men matched for average age. https://ajp.psychiatryonline.org › doi
xolitaire 2 years ago (edited)
Listen hear Twat, it seems that you don't know what"medieval" means. How about we introduce you to famine, the black death, lack of hygiene and medical knowledge. Or to the concept that talking crazy like you just did could have gotten you burned as a witch. What? Your name is not "Twat"? Could have fooled me.
Annik Perrot 2 years ago
2 may be right, because of the many "holy days" at the time. But I guess the work had to be done, especially with the animals, whether the Church said you could rest or not... For the rest, most peasants were serfs, indentured to the land, and led lives of squalid poverty, with no rights and few freedoms.
GFSTaylor 2 years ago
Whether or not you were a serf and what rights you had depended very much on which country you lived in.
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PLEASE WE NEED TO BLOW THIS UP. IN 80 YEARS I WANT THIS ERA TO BE KNOWN AS THE DOUBLE DARK AGES
#11
David 2 years ago
It's fun to imagine them stroking out if they knew I held her purse and other clothes while she tried stuff on. One time I accidentally touched a wrapped tampon and it almost made my penis fall off but then I drank a beer, ate a rare steak and screamed the name of my favorite team and I felt a bit better. /s
Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 2 years ago
David, I appreciate the effort, but it doesn't count unless you hit something when you scream your favorite team's name. Bonus points if you hurt yourself more than the thing you hit. Sigh, so many men still need guidance.
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Jill Rhodry 2 years ago
So the most patriarchal, misogynistic institution whose main purposes were social control and to create and hoard wealth is too feminine?
graffitiwomen 2 years ago
And they've typically been headed by men, which makes this dude's statement even odder!
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Chewie Baron 2 years ago
What, so going to church may be considered gay now? T H E I R O N Y!!!
Per-Ole Sjuve 2 years ago
The reason I am uncomfortable in churches are that I like my seating comfortable when listening to fairy-tales. :)
graffitiwomen 2 years ago
Oooo, i love your comment! I needed a laugh, thank you!
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The desirability of masculinity, like anything else, depends on how you define it. And so, in order to understand the phenomenon of 'toxic masculinity' better, Bored Panda reached out to Michael Karson, a professor at the University of Denver's Graduate School of Professional Psychology. According to him, 'toxic masculinity' has morphed into a heavy-handed term, one that carries many misconceptions.
"Horrible things that some men do are not extensions of positive traits like assertiveness, ambition, and courage, just as the vile things that mean girls do under the labels of gossip, ostracism, and character assassination are not extensions of positive traits like social grouping or emotional bonding. Both sets of bad behavior involve dehumanizing other people," Karson explains, noting that bad behavior shouldn't be associated strictly with gender, rather with a person's psychology.
Otherwise, men could start to fear that once respected traits like assertiveness, standing up for what’s right or speaking truth to power have become "villainized in our conflict avoidant society." Something that can drive young men to display hyper-masculinity, according to one survey by YouGov.
#12
Kristal 2 years ago
I like my people, we talk about Disney, gardening, and World of Warcraft, and all have active men within those groups
two-sided llama 2 years ago
my friends group talk about video games, scattergories and insanely dark and innapproiate jokes
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Roger9er 2 years ago (edited)
If you're with people who call themselves a 'modern Alpha male', you're with the wrong (and pathetic) people.
kansasmagic 2 years ago
Somewhat sincere question: how can you be in *group* of other alpha men? I mean, would they have time for anything other than d**k fights?
Load More Replies... Marcellus II 2 years ago
There's definitely money, future and business in space so that's 3 out of 4 score; you're an Alpha now, sorry for your loss.
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kansasmagic 2 years ago
Does anyone really sit around "talking about" wisdom? Like, "hey guys, heard any good wisdom recently?" Seems forced. I would rather talk about beer. I'm sorry, I mean that I would rather talk *to* my beer.
Skim Beebles 2 years ago
I'm gonna need you to roll a d20 for a wisdom check please.
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David 2 years ago
If her V sucks you in like the vacuum at a self serve car wash then head for the airlock because the aliens have made it onto your ship.
Zedrapazia 2 years ago
It does sound as if he'd wanna bang a vacuum cleaner alien
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R Dennis 2 years ago
Tell me you have no idea how sex happens without saying you have no idea how sex happens...
Jcusack 2 years ago
Was thinking that this is a really long way of telling people you've never had sex before
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Marcellus II 2 years ago
I suddenly feel very bad for the average vacuum repairman.
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Khavrinen 2 years ago
"Sucks up his organ as air is sucked up into an empty space." Like, say, the space between your ears.
Barbara Kelly 2 years ago
would upvote more if possible. Dude is off in FantasyLand.
Load More Replies... Emmydearest 2 years ago
That's a weird way to say they are too lazy to put some effort into the lovemaking. "OH no, woman! I shouldn't even move! Your body is supposed to become a dust collector and do all the work! Clearly you don't love me enough!"
Hollerfloozy 2 years ago
Hear me out.. By this reasoning, women should be able to shoot a kid out of their V because we can control the suction. * Grunt, whoosh, bang. Cries in baby*
Petra Schaap 2 years ago
at first glance i thought your name was Hooverfloozy, i thought that was too perfect for this subject 😂
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David Wambold 2 years ago
LOL. Yeah that's why. I am so intimidated by orange skin and a balding head.
Zoe DiAnni 2 years ago
Don’t forget those teeny tiny hands, sooo intimidating!
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KJ 2 years ago
I think it's the creature that lives on top of his head that intimidates people.
Mario Strada 2 years ago
Indeed. I too believed it was his petulant demeanor, his childish understanding of reality, his inability to tell the truth, even about inconsequential things, his grossly out of shape physique and his obsession with his comb-over and spray-on tan. Turns out I was just envious.
Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
Actual tough guys do not throw whiny toddler tantrums the moment life becomes even slightly difficult for them.
Jon Steensen 2 years ago
No the left hates him because his stupidity scares them. Giving someone with that little grasp of how the world works that much power, was bound to end in disarster, and that is what they forsaw. He is a bully, not a leader. Bullying your way to power, and using that to fulfill your own and your friend's needs, is not being a real man. He is a fat, orange conartist, that is what he is, not a real man.
Anna Stephenson 2 years ago
I can safely say I have at NO point EVER been intimidated by Trumps "Masculinity" it's more the horrible fake tan that makes him look like he smells weird (don't ask me why- it's just the impression I get) and the way he talks a bit like an Incel who happened to get money and resents that the only way he can get a woman is by being wealthy!?
Karson believes that while there's some good in condemning horrible aggressive behavior to 'toxic masculinity', we should be careful of how we characterize it. "If a man robs someone, it’s a political choice whether to construe him as a man or as someone who is enraged or desperate or antisocial," he said. "This also happens with race: when a Black person commits a crime, depending on the political agenda, he can be characterized as Black or as desperate, or as enraged."
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Petra Schaap 2 years ago
demanding it like that, they must be glad the women only yell back and dont put that microphone stand in a place where the sun doesnt shine.
Tiramisu 🇵🇸 2 years ago
As a Muslim, I HATE this channel. Please, anyone who watches these videos, do NOT believe a WORD this creature says. And yes, it is true that in Islam, a husband cannot force his wife to do housework for him. If she demands a maid to take care of these things, the husband has to provide that for her if he can afford it.
Jon Mock 2 years ago
As a person, if I'm in a relationship with someone that DEMANDS pretty much anything, I'm gonna bounce. I am your equal. Neither you nor I are prisoners. I wouldn't be with someone that thought they could own me like that.
Load More Replies... rose@n_a 2 years ago
i'd go make their food alright. and it will be the very last thing they'll ever eat hahahahaha
Anna Stephenson 2 years ago
Yep- I can think of a few "spices" that they would benefit from lol- lead, arsenic etc
Load More Replies... DC 2 years ago
... can't people just share tasks the way they want to, or feel it is right and fair? Why bother about my balls being in the way when I wanna boil potatoes? They aren't. They don't even shrink if you add a leaf of laurel, but you will taste a difference that, usually, is very enjoyable. Potatos benefit greatly from laurel!
Ronnie Cutshall 2 years ago
I cook and clean for wife all the time. Don't see anything wrong with it. I married her to have fun and not my maid.
Paul Navarrete 2 years ago
A waitress at a place I frequented was amazed when she found out I knew how to cook and clean as a single 30 year old. She told me her boyfriend went from momma to her and never learned any of that. This was 18 years ago and I sometimes wonder what became of her and that dumb f*****g boy.
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Kristal 2 years ago
I ... I just. Hmm. Telling a guy to sit while peeing is like being part of the Nazi regime? I ... just ... no.
mooshoflove 2 years ago
My fella likes to sit sometimes... I just get jealous because I can't be as accurate if I stand 😮💨
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JB 2 years ago
I was a plumber and I now clean and maintain a business building w/6 bathrooms. Women are just as messy as men in public restrooms. See: hovering
Zedrapazia 2 years ago
As a woman I say that women are worse. Men at least pee on the floor because of the pissoirs, women always on the fücking seat
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PeepPeep the duck 2 years ago (edited)
Yes hitler started his rampage after years of putting up with toilet seat toddler pee training sessions 🤦♀️ mousolini, also never got over peeing on the toilet seat and having his mum correct him and let the world know. Now, you’ve seen Putin? You don’t wanna know how many pees started his decent into madness -
Emmydearest 2 years ago
I love this Eliza woman comment. Yes, let's all do that, please. And coincidentally: if every woman (and men) trains their son to respect women and the concept of consent we will have a new generation of men "engineeringly" programmed to treat women as sentient and intelligent human beings, worthy of respect and rights.
Sherry Marie Golden 2 years ago
Lol! We already have that. Some guy's are just creeps, which we will also always have
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kansasmagic 2 years ago
Kids are socially engineered. Trust me on this. Without it, there would be pee *everywhere.*
Caffeinated Hedgehog 2 years ago
How fragile does your masculinity have to be if the simple act of sitting threatens it?
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Zoe DiAnni 2 years ago
Omg women unite and lock Samira in a classroom somewhere, she obviously needs more of an education
J 2 years ago
Seems like an account run by an alpha omega dude. I hope anyway?
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David Martin 2 years ago
As a man, I've decided you need to shut down all your social media accounts; Your move, Samira
MaximumKarmaSaint 2 years ago
As a fellow man myself, my next decision is to send her back to elementary; Hope you like our choices Samira!
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Anna Stephenson 2 years ago
Women like this make me sad (and angry lol)- how did she grow up with such a low opinion of herself and other women?!
Emmydearest 2 years ago
Samira, are you OK? Are you being held against your will? If you're being held captive and your account has being taken over by a man, type "potato" or post a picture holding a potato. We are here to help you, Samira! Don't worry!
cats_from_the_void 2 years ago
I googled her- a brain deficient lady who says ' I stand with andrew tate ' https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-sameera-khan-former-miss-new-jersey-claims-taliban-worried-andrew-tate-following-arrest
Marcellus II 2 years ago
What makes you decide it's a lady not a teenage boy posting from wherever?
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William Stewart 2 years ago
OK. You're far too stupid to be on social media; please delete all of your accounts immediately.
Based on the "Man Box Study" conducted by Promundo in 2017, which surveyed over 1,000 men aged 18 to 30 in the United States, it was discovered that 72% of participants reported being told that there is a specific way in which a "real man" should behave. Additionally, the study found that 59% of respondents agreed with the notion that men should display strength even if they feel scared or anxious internally, while 40% believed that men should handle their personal issues without seeking assistance from others.
Of course, these are completely outdated sets of ideals that organizations such as A Call to Men try to root out from our society. "I’m not sure how much control parents really have on their children’s gender development in a culture that sends pervasive messages about what girls and boys are supposed to be like," Karson said, "but I would advise parents to teach kids how to think critically and skeptically about those messages."
"Also, if parents can love their children wholly, the children may be more likely to integrate their various conflicting agendas, including their sons’ needs for tenderness and their daughters’ needs for achievement."
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Kristal 2 years ago
Do they have this kind of chart for women too or are women more like prey and have no personality (let alone hierarchy). This chart is ridiculous, I'm just curious.
Sky Render 2 years ago (edited)
Toxic femininity exists too. And it's just as idiotic. But women are less likely to give into "tier list" c**p like this, as being overly competitive about one's ranking comes with testosterone more than estrogen. (Not to say that we can't be competitive, obviously, but men are more likely to make it their entire reason for existence than women are by a country mile!)
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Anna Stephenson 2 years ago
So basically it's "Arrogant w*nker", "loner" but tolerable, "average guy I'd ACTUALLY consider dating" and then "Incel" and "Incel" did I summarises that correctly!? Lol
xolitaire 2 years ago (edited)
... why does this still exist? The whole concept is based on an animal documentary and a book about wolves and has been DEBUNKED a long time ago. By the man who made the documentary. And wrote the book. It is. Not. True. There are no "alpha males" etc. Not among animals. Not among humans. Sorry.
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
"alphas" vote trump, that should explain everything.
Load More Replies... Mark Fuller 2 years ago
Oh dear. As I'm married to a bloke, I guess that means I'm not even a real man??
Leo Domitrix 2 years ago
This is a seriously skewed view of the world, let alone men. Written by someone who thinks he's an "alpha" but is merely a toxic waste pit.
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Roman Hans 2 years ago
I'll bet the 0-year-old already bought her plane ticket.
Load More Replies... censorshipsucks 2 years ago (edited)
My prediction is he will have four teen pregnancies at least. Because nothing causes rebellion like controlfreakery.
Anna Stephenson 2 years ago
And years later he will wonder why they either just go "no contact" or elope with the dodgiest guy/girl they can find!?
General Anaesthesia 2 years ago
That's four dowries you'll have to provide when you marry them off.
Jen 2 years ago
Yeah, I ended up down a strange rabbit hole. Apparently I'm also selfish and lazy because I don't want children, living in sin generally, and am a satan worshipping eco-feminist trying to emasculate all men 🤷🏻♀️
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David 2 years ago
Pro tip: Shove that carrot right up your a..s so it can work it's magic slowly and naturally all day long.
Ginger Ghost 2 years ago
plus it feels great, would recommend to a friend
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Caffeinated Hedgehog 2 years ago
Yes. Go in front of a mirror and check your new majestic beard.
Load More Replies... Susie Elle 2 years ago
Estrogen, which plays a role in erectile function: "Am I a joke to you?"
Cat Palmer 2 years ago
I mean, it's not bad advice - we could probably all do with eating more vegetables - but the reasoning is utterly bewildering.
Ovata Acronicta 2 years ago
Total departure from this but fresh out of the garden carrots are so, so good. Just go give them a rinse and eat them raw. It's like candy.
Lyyyy 2 years ago
Yes, they are so sweet, especially the small ones. My kids also eat them like that. Boiling them ruins them in my opinion they taste like nothing after that. :D
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Jared Robinson 2 years ago
The thoughts that your brain is having. Are you listening to them before you just throw them out into the ether for all to hear or do you just f*****g wing it. I mean what the hell is happening?
Wheelchair athlete 2 years ago
Hi, your friendly neighborhood endocrinology student here to correct blatant disinformation! estrogens in typical XY bodies are necessary for basic and essential functions including erections, sperm production, and libido. Excess estrogens (aside from HRT and testosterone blockers) are converted into testosterone via aromatase. If your body doesn't convert excess estradiol (estrogens) into androgens you likely have an endocrine disorder and carrots won't help you.
#21
Ingo Sauer 2 years ago
Calling a president defending his nation under attack a wimp... in comparison to a narcissistic billionaire nutcase. Sure...
Budcot 2 years ago
Who seems to have wanted to buy twitter because someone was upsetting him.
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Anarch Duke 2 years ago
Lol Zelenskyy is leading a nation at war. Can't get less wimpy than that
Virgil Blue 2 years ago
Chivalry: a strict code of conduct knights serving a king or queen should follow lest they not disgrace their otrtheir lieges name and be expelled in shame. Toxic masculinity: being a flying asshat to people to cover up your glaring insecurities and treating others as objects like a psychopath. I see some differences.
Kristal 2 years ago
Females were the foundation prior to male rule. Goddess statues date back quite a while. The foundation of human culture valued women due to their bodies and their power to create life. Mother earth ... kind of foundational, just saying.
PeepPeep the duck 2 years ago
So true - The queen of shiva - name one king from this era with that amount of swag and reputation 💕
Load More Replies... Mario Strada 2 years ago
I'll pass, thanks. I have knitting to finish, soy to eat (and drink presumably) and hair to grow (or cut, depending on who you ask).
miguel fernandez 2 years ago
I'm from Spain, we don't want her here, someone save us from her!!
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
send her to murka, they like people that think like that. Oh wait they'll think she's from "saath of the borderrr."
Load More Replies... xolitaire 2 years ago
Dear Ada, I hope you are aware that many of the wars in the past were caused by toxic masculinity? But sure, if you call that the "foundation of the world" you do you.
Aisling Raye 2 years ago
https://media1.giphy.com/media/6SowgHv28zoHlR0USP/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7a2c013bbf1582eabc253fc82f5757d67bb815cb0&ep=v1_user_userId_favorites_gifs&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
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KJ 2 years ago
The numbers halving is a very good thing. Sounds like this guy peaked in high school.
René Sauer 2 years ago
How could he have peaked in High school if he never went to school?
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Awesome At Being Autistic 2 years ago
"The generation growing up is the most detached from combat out there." Yeah, sure they are. We're talking about a generation that's had to constantly deal with school shootings, and the possibility of school shootings, and drills for school shootings. I'm absolutely amazed that they don't all have PTSD by the time they graduate from high school. What a wānker this guy is.
Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
Bet you anything that guy has never actually fought anyone in his life. Or if he did it consisted of him thumping someone in the back and running away.
HistoryLover(she/her) 2 years ago (edited)
My school is very enthusiastic about wrestling, and we’ve had to call the cops on students for fights. I wonder why???
Stephen Hutchison 2 years ago
Let's see this genius correlate the changes between violence in schools, and mass shootings conducted by school-age people
#23
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago (edited)
GAYY. Also men working for men. GAYY
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A Wild Bean 2 years ago
...there's a difference between romantic relationships, where there shouldn't be a power disparity, and employer/employee relationships, where one person is in a leadership position, and this surprises you??
CG 2 years ago
Most "alpha males" tend to have only two brain cells, desperately fighting for third place. So concepts most people see as reality is oftentimes lost on them.
Load More Replies... Marcellus II 2 years ago
I suppose every soldier following his CO's instructions is effeminate?
Tammy 2 years ago
Husbands are also supposed to submit to their wives. That part always gets left out for some reason.
CG 2 years ago
As they say, happy wife, happy life. I'm not married, and I know that, lol.
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bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
Tell me your wife is having an affair cuz she hates you without telling me your wife is having an affair cuz she hates you....
Michael Largey 2 years ago
The fringe benefits in either case are different for the rest of us. Sorry to have to be the one to tell you, CCG.
#24
Vix Spiderthrust 2 years ago
It's the lack of self-knowledge that's hilarious. "Just another day of me and my totally heterosexual incel buddies hanging out, indulging our completely straight hobby of carefully examining other men's naked anatomy"
Mario Strada 2 years ago
Soy? Is that another thing like ball tanning? Do I have to start eating soy byproducts now so people don't think I am some kind of incel or worse?
Jared Robinson 2 years ago
Anybody that uses the term soyboy is usually themselves a soy boy. The man having two kids is actually you know being manly by having two children that he actually takes care of vs internet troll. yep Man with two kids wins.
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Max Robitzsch 2 years ago
Maybe it's something to do while deadlifting your alpacas?
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David 2 years ago
Lower right can't be a real man - he has long hair. I read it in that other post. /s
kansasmagic 2 years ago
And yet he is so manly that the dragon is ready to perform the act of suction.
Load More Replies... A Wild Bean 2 years ago
"Own an alpaca farm" feels so out of place, but now I want a pet alpaca
Marcellus II 2 years ago
Like cats, one alpaca leads to another... soon, a farm.
Load More Replies... Kristal 2 years ago
Dude, I want stretchy ligaments like the dude in the blue shorts. My gosh that's impressive. Also, I'm also confused at the obsession with tanned balls
Freddy 2 years ago (edited)
They like balls more than the things they proclaim to like, hmm... they must be gay.
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Zedrapazia 2 years ago
Someone tell him those ancient Greeks with their tanned balls didn't have then for women but for other men
Load More Replies... Petra Schaap 2 years ago
hey if you wanna sun-fry your balls ok but leave everyone else out of it.
Wise Turtle 2 years ago
I don’t think that would be too comfortable at all though, the idea of a sunburned weenie makes me wince and I don’t even have one
Load More Replies... PeepPeep the duck 2 years ago
Someone knows as much about history as Elon musk does about being a decent human
Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
"Grow your hair out". Wait, I thought long hair was unmanly. I'm confused!
#26
Duh 2 years ago
Who's going to tell them The Matrix was made by a couple of bad-a*s trans women?
Tammy 2 years ago
This is always my thought when they start with the Matrix stuff.
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Wintermute 2 years ago
I was wondering about that obvious upward trend in middle class republican moms getting arrested or raising strong , independent, paranoid sons. That's why our prisons are bursting with Karens right now. Thank you for explaining it to me.
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
How many of these posts are we actually supposed to believe are by women?
Arcady Royzen 2 years ago
Wait a sec... does her last name sound like "Heil Porn" or is it just me? ahahahahahahahah
Christof Irran 2 years ago
Overdrive is "... an overall gear ratio between engine and wheels, such that the car is over-geared, and cannot reach its potential top speed, i.e. the car could travel faster if it were in a lower gear, with the engine turning at higher RPM."
stupidMonkey 2 years ago
Sorry. No. overdrive IS a gear ratio but it means greater than 1:1 i.e.. the driveshaft is spinning at higher rpm than the crankshaft.
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Dani M 2 years ago
yes and no... if the uneducated stay celibate thats a win
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Jill Rhodry 2 years ago
Oh, so this is why women aren't able/allowed to think of hard things like maths and finance and politics..good to know.
Terry Tobias 2 years ago
I guess as a woman I'm bad at math because I don't have floating semen.
Load More Replies... censorshipsucks 2 years ago
in this case, some indian guru allegedly. He probably also rambles on about chakras and such.
Load More Replies... Virgil Blue 2 years ago
On par with "semen comes from between the backbone and the ribs" thing or the homonuculus theory of the ancient greeks.
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Mario Strada 2 years ago
Or maybe classical sculptures didn't want to put a giant dong on their statues because it would be the first thing to be broken off.
Bobankinstein 2 years ago
Ha Ha HAAAAAAA!!! Whatever you need to feel better about yourself. Ultimately its the penis owner who has the complex. Women dont care that much, as long as it works. This stuff about "savage genetics" also sounds like thinly veiled racism.
xolitaire 2 years ago
Well he is not 100% wrong because on those statues? Small was considered more aesthetic.
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Clearly sunny 2 years ago
Tell me you have a small penis without telling me you have a small penis!
#29
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
oh is that what you call those? I was thinking there's another word.
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David 2 years ago
so, what I'm getting from that is your woman is a whore who doesn't love you and would dump you in a heartbeat for someone dropping more cash. You really ARE the man! /s
Budcot 2 years ago
I feel that none of these men can be secure if they constantly think their partner will leave them for someone better given half a chance. That misery and insecurity is their punishment for their beliefs.
Load More Replies... Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 2 years ago
I hate when I fly coach. As soon as I get off the plane I look for the first guy to bang. It takes at least 3 days after I fly coach for the gay to wear off.
cats_from_the_void 2 years ago
Guess I'm gay then? Anyway reading this post makes me more gay every second
Allison B 2 years ago
Wow. You can tell just from that small photo? Impressive.
Load More Replies... David Wambold 2 years ago
Yeah and you are wimpy if you just get her a small diamond. Be a man and spend more than you afford. EYES ROLL
kansasmagic 2 years ago
"If you can't afford to date women who are only interested in your money..."
Verena Abt 2 years ago
And while you're at work, she'll jump into bed with a man who's got more time for her than you do!
#30
Petra Schaap 2 years ago
im guessing you're right and he probably never had segs with them anyway
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Zoe DiAnni 2 years ago
Omg I don’t know if I can finish this post, these people are fricken insane
Anna Stephenson 2 years ago
Oh man- sometimes I wish I e could use emoji's here- the vomit one is calling my name after reading this!
Zedrapazia 2 years ago
You actually can, however people on app just see a question mark
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Kristal 2 years ago
This is ridiculously mean. Some women can't produce breast milk, some babies only have a father, some babies have no parents, etc. Just, so many people that need formula and they are just stomping on them. For shame.
Emily Manning 2 years ago
My mom had horrible mastitis. She couldn’t provide enough milk for me and she was getting sicker. Her doctor told her to use formula, and she was so upset at herself because she’d been told formula was the devil. She went to the grocery store to buy formula and the cashier looked at her and said ‘you know you really should breastfeed’ and my mom just started crying. She finds the whole deal funny now and I turned out fine (I think)! Fed is best!
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Al Joy 2 years ago
My existence: penis receptacle, vessel, wet nurse. I am so fulfilled. This is why women choose cats.
Mary Bricklin 2 years ago
And can't forget that we're also penis vacuums. /s
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Ansi 2 years ago
This triggers me a bit. I had an unknown obstacles that made me unable to give birth naturally. (Woohoo, 24h labour before they noticed it) Then I couldn't breastfeed because I never got any milk for breastfeeding at all. I sunk into depression and was sure for a long time that me and my son were suppose to die. That it was unnatural that we were alive. It was wrong. Modern medicin had saved us when my body wanted us both dead... So 🖕 this guy and everyone like him.
Psycho Princess 2 years ago
In my opinion this is the worst one on this list. There are many many reasons why a woman doesn't breastfeed. I, myself wasn't breast-fed because I was born allergic to milk and that included my mother's own milk. I had to have soy formula and almond milk.
LillieMean 2 years ago
even I, a voluntarily childless woman, understand that breastfeeding is not always successful. I have to stop scrolling here because I would like to find out how to hit someone through the internet.
Petra Schaap 2 years ago
ok thats just super trolling. (or mental illness. Or incell on his moms computer)
Cindi Antrobus 2 years ago
This one pisses me off, I was unable to nurse and I tried. But what is best is a FED BABY
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
I breastfed my son but when it came to my daughter she would scream with horrible stomach aches when I tried feeding her. I had to move to formula. And most kids take formula until they are 2 and I stopped breastfeeding once the teeth came in as I'm sure many women choose to do. We are not baby feeding machines, f**k off.
Madster 2 years ago
I'm pretty sure this that would realise how many other things he needed his woman for after ditching her for not breast-feeding.
Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
"Ya I never understood the flaccid penis thing. Like what's even the point in keeping a man if he can't make love to his woman. It's something he's made to do." See how awful that sounds when it's pointed at you?
#32
Kristal 2 years ago
Do not listen to this highly insecure individual! Most women enjoy hearing men moan. I think the moaning is great as a bonding experience, knowing you're giving such pleasure to your partner is erotic
cats_from_the_void 2 years ago
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW (if your car squeaks and squirts you're either driving a children's toy car to match your intellectual age or you should get your car checked, uneducated creep)
SH Holmes 2 years ago
That's what I was thinking. What kinds of cars have you rode in that they squeak and leak?
Load More Replies... Nathan Pogorzala 2 years ago
The fact that they use Dr. King's picture to spew this filth is infuriating.
Anna Stephenson 2 years ago
I mean geez- at least come up with a better analogy to describe your misogyny and toxic masculinity- if your car squeaks and squirts them it needs a check up!
kansasmagic 2 years ago
Just curious: does the squeaking and squirting happen before or after she performs the act of suction? Man, I am learning *so much* about perfectly natural and normal human behavior from these posts!
stupidMonkey 2 years ago
It's true! I was an OTR truck driver for a decade and I usually sang or laughed out loud at good audio books instead of talking. Not sure either of these would be appropriate in a bedroom-fun-time situation but hey I'll give it a try and tell you how it works out.
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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
If your car squeaks and squirts, you should probably check it out before it bursts into flames. Preferably with this dude still in it
#33
Lawrencium 2 years ago
I like the "my friend's wives" rather than "my friends' wives" suggesting he only has one friend (with multiple wives).
Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 2 years ago
"I don't have women friends because they all hate me." Fixed it.
Burnt Bagel 2 years ago
Sarcasm is not sarcasm when you have to point it out (sarcasm)
Load More Replies... Anna Stephenson 2 years ago
So either trust issues and he's using his "no contact with other women" to justify why he won't let his wife have male friends, orrrrr he's just never been able to talk to woman and is justifying not having many women in his life, by saying it's by choice!?
Natty Tempest 2 years ago
Oh, I need a chaperone in case I accidentally alpha in public and impregnate every woman in a mile radius
#34
CanadianDimes 2 years ago (edited)
As someone who used to teach human osteology, I can assure you that none of the bones in the skull are soft. In fact, none of the bones anywhere in our bodies are soft. Also female skulls are not flat (wtf does that even mean!). There are some *general* sex-based characteristics of the skull that, when taken *together* can give you a pretty good idea if the skull was female or male - but that is also dependent on where on the gradient those traits lie (it's not an either/or thing) and it doesn't tell you anything about the person themselves (e.g., their gender identity), only if the skeleton was likely to be biologically female or biologicaly male.
Marcellus II 2 years ago
Don't you generally need an adult pelvis to determine a skeleton's gender?
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CarpeDentum 2 years ago
Take this from a Swede, measuring skulls is a slippery slope into nazism...
Emmydearest 2 years ago
Wait, if you're going to pursue this idiotic theory at least use the right examples! Anne Hathaway and Julia Roberts don't even have a square jaw! And Johnny Depp?! They have used one of the few pics in which Johnny doesn't have a beard and you can clearly see how his jaw is very angular and strong LOL.
Hail Skadi 2 years ago (edited)
Ha...okay. I'm an anthropologist. We cannot actually determine sex from skulls and bones despite what you see on TV. An entire skeleton was unearthed in Birka Sweden that for years was assumed to be a dude (because it's a warrior grave) only to have dna hit us in the face with a big old wrench. It's a female. Bones are pretty hard to distinguish. So this post is real dumb.
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
er so... he believes in physiognomy? Wait till he hears about what happened to phlogiston and the Ether.
Ovata Acronicta 2 years ago
Imagine pretending Depp's super cut jawline lines up with this bogus take on fEmAlE skulls though.
#35
cats_from_the_void 2 years ago
The 'Nut..' in his username probably stands for 'Undeducated Nutter'
Marcellus II 2 years ago
Or "nuts recently sunned", which is a hobby/obsession I had never heard about until reading it several times in this post.
Load More Replies... Vix Spiderthrust 2 years ago (edited)
Liberalism is the foundational philosophy of the USA, where this imbecile is presumably from. If it disappeared overnight he's be a colonial again. Whenever a right-wing American uses the word "liberal" or "liberalism", it's code for "I have no idea what I'm dribbling about".
Michael Largey 2 years ago (edited)
Tell me, Dr. Cortes, how would this have any effect on the existence of female liberals?
Al Joy 2 years ago
Forearms are normal. Puny head, tiny brain ...obviously
Load More Replies... Jon Mock 2 years ago
Yes, as society would collapse and it would literally be a world full of primitive men.
Na Schi 2 years ago
A world where a lot of women would commit suicide/unalived themselves. I rather take a great ending before being surrounded by testosterone fed male apes!!!
Load More Replies... Ingo Sauer 2 years ago
He sounds like he has a deal on some supplements to offer you if you act now!
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censorshipsucks 2 years ago
especially since we claim that the Hellenes invented democracy.
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Kat Min 2 years ago
Hmm...that is kinda true. Look at Afghanistan: When men simply keep women like chattle with hseer violence, there is indeed no feminsim. No democracy either. (And little civilisation, but, hey, a Real Man doesn't need modern medicine, technology, educatin or other amenities. Primitve manual labour and prayer is all he needs)
Michael Largey 2 years ago
The first sentence does, in a way. If men had always treated women as equals, there would have never been a need for a feminist movement. So it exists because of the failure of men to do so. The second sentence is an overstatement. Democracy may have made it easier for the feminist movement to make progress, but it can also succeed under other forms of government.
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Jude Corrigan 2 years ago
I think he meant, men finally gave women back what they had deprived them of in the first place.
April Pickett 2 years ago
Even in 'kingdoms" women have had the smarts to outwit men. Feminism wasn't called feminism for a long time, yet women managed to outwit and control men without much trouble.
#37
cats_from_the_void 2 years ago
F**K YOU, YOU LITTLE S**T IF YOU WERE THE PRIZE AT THE END OF A MARATHON ALL WOMEN WOULD WALK BACKWARDS. AS AN ASIAN I WOULD NOT F*****G GO WITHIN 10METRES OF THIS CLOWN WITH A BROOMSTICK.
Zedrapazia 2 years ago
Someone flip this racist åsshat upside down and use his face to scrub last night's party drinker puke off the concrete streets.
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censorshipsucks 2 years ago
That face just says "ahma vote me serm trump and go git mah gern and have sex with mah maw."
Devil'sAdvocate 2 years ago
you f*****g d**k i hope you get Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva and your muscles turn to bone until you die in extreme agony.
Where's_My_Adderall 2 years ago
sir- where's your chin? find it before you start spewing this s**t because at this rate no women want you.
#38
Iron Penguin 2 years ago
Or follow the advice of Benjamin Franklin and fart proudly.
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cats_from_the_void 2 years ago
'Talks recklessly, angry, emotions, noisy' HMMM * looks at world history * That doesn't describe men at allllllllllllllllllllllll /s
Paulsible deniability 2 years ago
Licking a V is dysfunctional? Dude, it serves MANY functions and is a wonderful way to spend time! Take your time and you'll see just how right I am.
#39
SH Holmes 2 years ago
Yeah, I want to help make a third path that has a bridge and knows that depression is real.
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Virgil Blue 2 years ago
Back the way I came so I can be who I am and enjoy comics,and cartoons without guilt.
Anna Stephenson 2 years ago
Life's worst ever "chose your own adventure" choices- I'd rather "do not pass go, do not collect $200" just turn around and go home at that point!
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Luke Branwen 2 years ago
"Based" is internet slang, prominently used by (but not exclusive to) various alt-right losers. It's the opposite of "cringe", that means "based" is something good, acceptable, smart.
Load More Replies... Emmydearest 2 years ago
So that's my choice? Religious nuts who don't wash their faces, soldiers or men wearing fedoras? Uuhm... pass?
Vix Spiderthrust 2 years ago (edited)
I love the way he has "Ein Reich, ein Volk" as his slogan. No prizes for guessing whose picture he has over "ein Fuhrer". Apart from that - sure. Nothing more manly than being told what to do by a bunch of celibates.
Michael Largey 2 years ago
New twist here. How to say you're a fascist by saying you're a fascist.
#41
Anna Stephenson 2 years ago
Tell me you haven't evolved past Neanderthal days with out TELLING ME" etc etc etc Get with the times guys! How lazy or fragile do you have to be, to believe that raising children makes you less masculine!?
Zedrapazia 2 years ago
To be fair, the one who says it's better to raise kids and do judo than banging around has a point. The others are doodlefucks
rs_adahl1971 2 years ago
Then how are daughters supposed to know what kind of man to marry without the nurturing of a loving caring father?
Wintermute 2 years ago
Well, as far as these idiots are concerned, they are the model for their daughters' future partners. They just don't care enough about their children to want to keep them from abuse. It's violently insecure narcissism.
Load More Replies... Psycho Princess 2 years ago
I think these guys should take a zoology course. There are so many animals species where after having kids the women then become the hunters for food.
Suna Amun 2 years ago
I mean the flip side of this is the women who show these men that these behaviors are not only fine, but upheld. Woman who stand for this kind of treatment should just browse this thread and see how much their approval and presence is needed- by any man. So why settle for a person who thinks women's only purpose is incubating and caring for male children until their fathers allow them to. Had they any self esteem they'd realize there are much more apt fathers out there.
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cats_from_the_void 2 years ago
For anyone wondering, this "samerra khan' person is a female version of Andrew Tate :( i was desperately hoping she was a fake account run by a creep but no :(
Deborah Rubin 2 years ago
Totally out of the loop here, who's Andrew Tate?
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Zedrapazia 2 years ago
Will probably get a burnout soon and get stress related illnesses
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Anna Stephenson 2 years ago
Tate has been a net gain globally due to showing men everywhere what women DON'T want in a man, and providing good comedy with the involvement of people like Greta! Lol
Wintermute 2 years ago
At 25 you SHOULD be making more money than you ever have in your life. That's how it works. What a weird metric to base your success on.
Michael Largey 2 years ago
"Tate is a net positive", and we all know what he tests positive for.
CG 2 years ago
BS? Chronic Stupidity? CTE from being hit one too many times in kickboxing?
Load More Replies... kansasmagic 2 years ago
I'm making more money now than I ever have. It's called "collective bargaining" and it beats 18 hour days by a mile.
#44
Ovata Acronicta 2 years ago
1) ew 2) dogs don't do romance what drugs are you on can I have some
Deborah Rubin 2 years ago
It's called b*********y (sp?). And the cases I've heard of, too, are all men. Poor animals.
#45
Emmydearest 2 years ago
Apparently: Having a normal job with regular work hours therefore being asleep in the middle of the night: Feminine. Tweeting at 3 am about your concerns on the right word or the right spelling to use in order to appear a Real Man: Masculine OK 👍
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
Well according to my synestheisa, “Hello” is a girl and “Hey” is a guy
Ovata Acronicta 2 years ago
Bill Watterson once wrote in a collection of Calvin and Hobbes that he had to unlearn the way he wrote "okay" for publishing. For whatever reason, the two letters had to be culled to save space. It's notable in a few panels where the editors just whited out the "ay" part. Bill Watterson seems pretty masculine to me.
#46
Nathan Pogorzala 2 years ago
This is some fake a*s Aryan b******t. Defend the nation? what the f**k are you talking about?
GhostlySnail (she/her) 2 years ago
In the first post I just read *I find pretty girls with bows and arrows attractive but I can’t admit I’m gay so I’ll make it into a weird call to action post*
kansasmagic 2 years ago
Tbh, I would not entirely mind if a strong viking woman saved me from my own life. Just as long as her act of suction is on point. Amirite, fellas???
#47
Max Robitzsch 2 years ago
Well, he says that "real men find greatness in each other" - maybe women are just not what he's into, but he's failing to make the mental leap what he's actually into.
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Anna Stephenson 2 years ago
We "expect orgasms"!?a the AUDACITY!- how COULD WE BE SO GREEDY!?"
kansasmagic 2 years ago
What is the sum of "real men find greatness within each other" and "its unnatural for women to expect orgasms"? It's okay, OP. You can say it. This is a safe space.
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The Short Lady 2 years ago
He's got d**k energy all right. He's a d**k so that's his energy.
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F**k, now I'm confused. Am I supposed to be *directing* my, um, "d**k energy" towards the women, or wait for her act of suction to involuntarily pull me in?
Pineapple (he/him) 2 years ago
i think your supposed to "direct" your, im gonna regret this, "d**k energy" in the general area of the woman so she can use "the act of suction" to pull you in
Load More Replies... Nathan Pogorzala 2 years ago
Our bloodlines mean nothing. Evolutionary traits will continue on with other reproducing couples. Who cares if my name dies.
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Vix Spiderthrust 2 years ago
This is the guy who was offered an evacuation to the USA and said "I don't need a lift, I need weapons". Considerably more hardcore than any guy who uses Twitter as a penis extension.
CG 2 years ago
Considering most politicians would very likely be evacuated from their country if they were offered the choice of being "rescued", Zelensky staying behind to fight with his people is a great show of character. Heck, if these people who call themselves "Alpha Males" were drafted into war, most of them would not last boot camp unless the drill sergeant knocks all their stupid "ideals" out of them, let alone a battlefield.
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Azolane 2 years ago
Because it just shows them how pitifully pathetic they truly are.
Load More Replies... rs_adahl1971 2 years ago
At least he's man enough to do something unlike a lot of guys around the world sitting on their a**es.
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David 2 years ago
But if you smash 100 girls how will your brain have enough semen to float in?
KOTLC_Fan 🇺🇦 2 years ago
Well obviously this guy doesn't have a brain so there's no problem for him :)
Load More Replies... cats_from_the_void 2 years ago
yeah, yeah, but remember first you gotta get them to actually be willing to go near you in order to ' smash ' them, which we wouldn't do for a million dollars and a rented vagina
Anna Stephenson 2 years ago
And as a woman, all I need to do is read tweets like this to help work out what I don't want/need in a man! Seems a lot easier and less tiring lol
Anna Stephenson 2 years ago
Also- that "itch" you mention- id get that checked BEFORE you start trying to sleep with your 100 hundred woman, otherwise you might have 100 VERY P*SSED OFF itchy WOMEEN in your life!?
Load More Replies... Kristal 2 years ago (edited)
Lol I'm reading it like this: "Abuse 100+ girls" "I'm good at abusing women" "You need to get rid of your genital crabs and hydrate your body cause STIs take a toll on the body" "You will always wonder about who will mow their lawn in the neighborhood first, thus starting the lawn mowing wars"
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Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
I love how these men speak so authoritatively about how women think
Michael Largey 2 years ago
He has a certain amount of credibility in the sense that he is speaking impartially. He never has been, is not now, and never will be in either a monogamous or polygamous relationship. So he "has no skin in the game". (Or in anyone playing it.)
Angry Unicorn 2 years ago
MOST women would choose the "weak" man. It doesn't matter how strong he is, as long as he is faithful, you love him, and his personality is great, then he was a good pick.
crowspectre (he/they) 2 years ago
Lmao I'm polyam and gay/trans/socialist as f**k i want to break their nonexistent brains
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KOTLC_Fan 🇺🇦 2 years ago
If he's a servant of the lord...Does that mean he's submissive? Hmmm... I'm a Christian and I obviously don't mean this in any disrespectful way, I'm just blown away by how stupid some of these guys are
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Nathan Pogorzala 2 years ago
2 of them are barely literate, one is a sexual assaulting scumbag and the other is just human diarrhea Trump.
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cats_from_the_void 2 years ago
... except, socrates had a brain and he wasn't a weirdo who calls himself ' cobra' tate to sound like a fourth grader trying to impress his friends with his ' gang ' nickname
Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
Socrates died more than 2,000 years ago yet he is still talked about. I doubt Andrew Tate will be remembered in 2 years let alone 2,000 years
KOTLC_Fan 🇺🇦 2 years ago
yeah guys the word feel is now feminine. Men aren't allowed to have feelings, obviously
GhostlySnail (she/her) 2 years ago
NOOOOO you can’t FEEL anything are you crazy? You sound like you need to go punch the wall a few times and then scream about your rage. REAL men have to have the emotional capacity of a rock, remember? /s
Michael Largey 2 years ago
So he's equating Andrew Tate to one of the most famous GLBT figures in history. I'm sure Mr. Tate will be flattered by this once some explains to him who Socrates was.
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R Dennis 2 years ago
I made it to the 20s before I had to ripcord...I could literally feel the intelligence void in every sentence. I was getting a headache.
similarly 2 years ago
Are there really SO many people who think this way? Where do these people come from? What century is this? How is it possible for so many people to be this ... whatever this is!
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
now you understand how trump got voted in: baboons.
Load More Replies... Rayven 2 years ago
I made it through this article but I seemed to have lost hearing in my left eye.
Mark Fuller 2 years ago
Oh god. These are as frightening as they are offensive. Do people ACTUALLY think this way? How ignorant and harmful to society can people be? Makes me uber angry...
Tim 2 years ago
They do. And they're getting more and more problematic every day.
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Lana Lana Banana 2 years ago
I read your comment before I even started on the list and I should have listened 😭😭😭😭😭
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Spongebob Sadpants 2 years ago
Well I hate everything and I'm gonna curl up in a hole and die.
Lana Lana Banana 2 years ago
Ummmm, I hope you realize I was joking and just making a SpongeBob reference.
Load More Replies... Petra Schaap 2 years ago
i gave up on reading that cr@p. Too much random sh!t that doesnt make any sense in any way. If someone will adress me like that in real life i would just turn around and walk away. No discussion, no "sure hon" nothing.
Terran 2 years ago
Like anyone of them would have the guts to actually talk to someone like that in real live...
Load More Replies... R Dennis 2 years ago
I made it to the 20s before I had to ripcord...I could literally feel the intelligence void in every sentence. I was getting a headache.
similarly 2 years ago
Are there really SO many people who think this way? Where do these people come from? What century is this? How is it possible for so many people to be this ... whatever this is!
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
now you understand how trump got voted in: baboons.
Load More Replies... Rayven 2 years ago
I made it through this article but I seemed to have lost hearing in my left eye.
Mark Fuller 2 years ago
Oh god. These are as frightening as they are offensive. Do people ACTUALLY think this way? How ignorant and harmful to society can people be? Makes me uber angry...
Tim 2 years ago
They do. And they're getting more and more problematic every day.
Load More Replies... Lana Lana Banana 2 years ago
I read your comment before I even started on the list and I should have listened 😭😭😭😭😭
Load More Replies... Spongebob Sadpants 2 years ago
Well I hate everything and I'm gonna curl up in a hole and die.
Lana Lana Banana 2 years ago
Ummmm, I hope you realize I was joking and just making a SpongeBob reference.
Load More Replies... Petra Schaap 2 years ago
i gave up on reading that cr@p. Too much random sh!t that doesnt make any sense in any way. If someone will adress me like that in real life i would just turn around and walk away. No discussion, no "sure hon" nothing.
Terran 2 years ago
Like anyone of them would have the guts to actually talk to someone like that in real live...
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