I remember sitting going to a restaurant once with a group of friends. We’d been placed under a speaker that was blaring music, and making it quite difficult to have any sort of conversation. When the waiter arrived, I ordered my meal, and a Coca-Cola. “And could you turn that softer, please?” I asked, as I pointed to the speaker above my head. I noted his slight look of confusion as he wrote down the order, turned and walked towards the kitchen. Moments later, he was back. “Excuse me, Mam," he said. "I’m just not sure I understand how we turn the coke softer.” Needless to say, everyone at the table burst out laughing as I clarified it was the music that needed to be turned softer, the Coke was fine as is.
With more than 8 billion people in the world, and thousands of different languages and accents, there are bound to be more than a few misunderstandings between us. Some miscommunications can have dire consequences and lead to mass chaos. Others are just plain hilarious. People have been sharing the funniest times someone totally misunderstood the words, picture or assignment.
Bored Panda has picked our favorites and compiled list for your viewing pleasure. From a purse being mistaken for a dog, to some more than mildly embarrassing words being engraved on a tombstone, there's enough here to have you rolling on the floor with laughter.
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Does He Know How Expensive Avocados Are?! Why Would He Complain About Free Ones?
Was he new there? Did he ever even look at the tree and see anything other than your typical "leaves"?
Dude literally needs to go out and touch grass 🤣🤣 and, you know, look UP every once in a while...
We've Been Trying To Teach Him To Drop Toys In The Bucket Before He Goes Outside. He Clearly Misunderstood
My dog takes all his toys outside. I'm pretty sure he hates them, because he doesn't ever bring them back inside.
Fun fact: Lou has a box for his toys next to his bed. We taught him to put all his toys in the box... when he started to learn he first brought them to his bed and I told him to drop them in the box instead. Guess what: for him "tidy up" now means: take the stuffy, go to your bed and >then< drop it in the box. that was not my intention, but it works
Really Thinking Outside Of The Box
NPR tells the 1912 story of a Mrs. Joseph C. Yeager who flew into panic after receiving a wire from her husband. Mr. Yeager had been described as a "horseman, gambler and all-around plunger". So it’s no surprise that when his wife "hastily scanned" a telegram from him while he was at the racecourse, she went into a spin.
"Broke. Even lost on Dollie," she read, and immediately started doing damage control, unable to imagine a life without money.
I Went To The Room Exactly Beneath The Correct One, Which Happens To Look Identical In Every Way
Better yet, give them 5 points of extra credit for passing your "test."
Load More Replies...How bad of a teacher must one be to make this assumption? Why would you look at a completely empty room and assume it was because everyone hates you and not that it was a mistake or weird coincidence? The only explanation is you did something so wrong that even strangers who have paid to see you in person are ghosting you. This teacher pregamed a holiday party and s**t on a table as a dare. F**k you Dave!
I've got a suspicion that on or next to the door there's a little sign that looks almost identical, but with a different first number.
This Cake Deserves Two Nobel Prizes In Different Fields
This is better. I would like to know the people that misunderstood as most people wouldn't. Lol.
They didn’t misunderstand. This was definitely done on purpose as a joke.
Load More Replies...Hurray for the woman who proved women can do science! TWO NOBEL PRIZES !
My Favourite Store, Louie’s
I annoyed the cat that was on my lap because I laughed so much at this.
With the light pole where it is, the sign still looks like "Louie's"
NPR reports that Mrs. Yeager went out and pawned $35,000 worth of jewels. She only received $6,000 for them, but accepted out of desperation. Imagine her surprise when her husband rocked up at home with money in his pocket… “but not enough to get his wife's jewels out of hock.”
As it turns out, the telegram had actually said "Broke even. Lost on Dollie." According to media reports, the couple eventually divorced.
So I Came Out The House At 5 This Morning And I Saw This Bloke Leaning On A Wall With A Walking Stick I Thought He Must Be Out Of Breath. Just Went Back Out And He's Still There I Shouted Mate You Alright? No Reply, So I Walked Over To Check On Him And Its A Trampoline Net Hanging Over The Wall
Was At My Kid’s School For A Costume Parade. One Dad Misunderstood In The Best Way Possible
He 100% knew what he was doing I'd say. especially if his child went as a Ghostbuster.
I'm imagining they got to the start of the parade intending to go together, when the child says, "No, Daddy, I can do it by myself", so he just went to be part of the audience instead.
Load More Replies...At my old school (teacher not student) I would say 70% of the parents dressed up.
Fully Accepted And Welcomed
He actually got invited to a bbq by some group members. Very wholesome :)
Load More Replies...I do not get this one. He is a black Jeep Owner. what is the catch?
I think it's a group for black people who own Jeeps but correct me if I'm wrong.
Load More Replies...great WHITE north?????? I'm going boldly assume you're actually white. Has anyone stopped white people from living were they want to, attending a university or sitting anywhere on a bus? No I don't think so. Why are people like you always attention seeking and looking for oppression where it doesn't exist. You're pathetic.
Even big brands aren’t immune to missing the point. When Parker Pen released a ballpoint pen that promised not to leak, it was a hit. In America, at least. Their English ad slogan went along the lines of, “It won’t leak in your pocket and embarrass you.” But when the pen was released in Mexico, someone either stuffed up big-time, or intentionally set out to take the p*ss.
It's reported that Parker Pen "mistakenly" thought that the Spanish word for ’embarrass’ was embarazar. That word actually means "to be pregnant." The result? An expensive campaign rollout with an advert that translated into “It won’t leak in your pocket and make you pregnant.” Oops!
As A Fellow Speech Impediment For R’s As Well I Feel So Bad For This Kid. His Parents Gave Him The Worst Name Without Realizing It
I knew a kid whose name was Titchen Alekadew. Christian Alexander. LOL It was adorable to hear him introduce himself!
Had a kid in daycare named Anfernee. I thought he just couldn't pronounce Anthony. Nope. Anfernee was indeed his name and I was just ignorant.
My sweet nephew had a speech impediment when he was a little kid. I never forget how proud and excited he was when he announced that he'd landed a big role in his second grade school play. Then, he went on excitedly telling me that the play was all about different cultures, people and countries from around the world and ask me if I would help him with his lines. You know which country the &$#@ teacher gave that poor kid? Czechoslovakia!!!
Me too. I had a problem with "R's", "T's" and "L's" as well. After some very intensive speech therapy from age 2 to about 8 or 9, I finally just started sounding like someone with an accent (according to all those people who'd ask blond haired, green/hazel-eyes me where I was from. Depending on my mood, I'd either say Tacoma, WA.; or I was born in South Carolina but moved to Tacoma when I was 6 months old; OR I'd explain where my grandparents emigrated from in great detail). If they actually mentioned that I sounded like I had an accent, I'd just say "oh, I just have a speech defect". Shuts them up really fast!
At the time they named him Reid he was unable to say cheesecake either...
Load More Replies...Assuming This Is A Community College Course
I would forgive them. They seem reasonable as they did admit their mistake and apologized.
Bruv said I promise like people were going to tear up and cry in a dark corner
Seems a lot of people in college do cry in a corner...even if people ARENT jerks to them
Load More Replies...I Believe That's Meant To Be The Date
You've obviously not spent much time working with contractors!
Load More Replies...Yes, by all means, don't remove the ceiling. The people upstairs are such complainers!
i know someone who had something his grandparent made for him. His mom told him to put the date on the bottom, so he wrote "6 months ago"
Vehicles aren't cheap to make, export or sell. So when automobile companies embark on a mission to sell their goods in another country, one would like to think that they've done all the research needed. It turns out that's not always the case—and some big motor manufacturing brands have learned the hard way.
According to this hilarious but insightful e-consultancy blog post, "Mitsubishi launched ‘the masturbator’ in Spain, Toyota offered Puerto Ricans the chance to drive an 'ugly old woman', while nobody at General Motors managed to clock that ‘Nova’ (or No Va) translated to ‘It doesn’t go’."
More Alarming To Me Is The 127 Unread Texts
I don't even know what she could have meant by that it should have been a typo or a misunderstanding but she seems to know what she's saying 💀
Your Address, Mark
I know this was meant to be a fun exercise, but this seems like a trick to get people to answer standard security questions.
Wanna know your name if you go into the adult film industry? First pet’s name and first street you lived on. Mine? Meekie Illopango!
Claude Conway... I personally think mines a banger XD
Load More Replies...This happened to me at a hardware store where I was applying for credit. They asked me for my street name and I was all excited that I could put something ill on the card. But alas, just an address.
That Took A Minute But I Got It
*in my ESL teacher voice* And this, kids, is why we need to expand our vocabulary and learn synonyms
that took me longer to realise what that meant than i'd like to admit
Our eldest (adult) daughter was unexpectedly pregnant and found out very late on. Then, for personal reasons, she didn't want anyone to know besides her mother and me. It was only the day before her due date that she decided to let her siblings know, but preferred that I be the one to tell them. So I started with: "You know how you've always wanted to be an aunt..."
No, but she did not expect to become a Great Grandma so soon...
Load More Replies...The consultancy continues its post calling Kia out for its unfortunate oopsie in Brazil. "Although a popular model in other countries, the Besta van performed poorly in Brazil," reads the site. "While ‘besta’ can mean ‘beast’, it also doubles as a rather derogatory term for an idiot."
But it must be Ford that took the cake in the early 1970s. "The Ford Pinto is a relatively unremarkable name for a car at face value, and sold well in Europe," explained the marketing and e-commerce platform. "But, in launching the imported model into Brazil, that they discovered ‘Pinto’ is Brazilian Portuguese slang for small male genitalia."
After losing money, and face, Ford changed the car model's name to Corcel, which apparently means horse or steed.
Mommy Misunderstood The Assignment
Hahahahaha I Love This
Because each letter costs millions and takes years of hard work.
Load More Replies...See, this is what I really hate and with a passion. I hate when people use initials instead of using the whole words. Not everyone knows what these initials means. I am constantly having to look up what they mean. Why is it so hard to use the whole word. I even looked this up and all it says is what the person thought it meant. They all say that pls means please. Can someone tell me what pls means in this context?
In Fairness, That's A Pretty Adorable Sleeping Purse
I mean, if you're like my mom and need glasses for about anything, I could see it.
I definitely see it, without my glasses :)
Load More Replies...OFF TOPICE: According to my Hispanic Mother-Bad luck to put your purse on a floor as it causes your money to run out. 😉
She's not far wrong. I was 14, put my bag down on the ground in Amsterdam, and a thief ran off with it.
Load More Replies...Keynote speaker and best-selling author Tony J. Hughes has a LinkedIn post about companies getting lost in translation. He lists a number of funny fails including this classic:
“Australian brewer Castlemaine launched its XXXX (‘four-ex’) beer in the USA using their trademarked jingle ‘I can feel a four-ex coming on’ which had proved so successful in the Australian market. Unfortunately the company was unaware that XXXX was the brand name of a successful American condom manufacturer!”
Dad Made The Classic Mistake Of Buying Something On Amazon Without Checking It's Size. We Now Have Two 10 Foot Lamps
This is the first time I have seen something come too large. Usually it is much smaller than depicted.
Somehow they look like Reese's peanut butter cups. Or is it just me?
I wonder what those are actually used for. I would totally put those in my backyard though.
The metal part connecting the base and the lampshade looks like a propane heater thing for patios. I'm wondering if this was an actual mistake or if they just ordered patio heaters that look like lamps? Purely a guess though!
Load More Replies...A Goose Family Calmly Hanging Out With The Scary Wolf Statue That's Supposed To Deter Them From Doing Just That
Wolf looks like he's pretty busy with some personal business so the geese probably feel like they're safe until he's done
Tbf, it looks like the wolf is pooping. Also, geese ain't that stupid.
No no, up here we call them Cobra Chickens. Wolves need to be afraid of THEM.
Our Theme Was 'Grease'.... I May Have Misunderstood
They knew exactly what they were doing and were itching for the online feedback
Load More Replies...Miscommunication, mistranslation, and mishaps are inevitable, even between those who speak the same language. "People bring their wants, experiences, likes, and dislikes to any communication interaction they engage in," says interpersonal communication lecturer Anita Vangelisti, from the University of Texas at Austin. "The things they bring to any interaction affect how they interpret others' communication and how they respond."
I Wish This Was Fake. Meet Jenn
I've surpassed this level of stupid by far. I was cleaning the gas cooker, and removed the gas heads which were in 3 sizes big, medium and small. After cleaning, i spent 5 WHOLE minutes trying to fit the wrong gas head in the wrong slot. I didn't think oh try it somewhere else maybe it might work all i thought was i broke it. I finally got frustrated enough to slam the gas head onto the second slot in rage and it was a perfect fit. Turns out i was trying to fit the small head on the medium slot.
Load More Replies...On par with the footage I've seen of a lady using the flashlight function on her phone to look for... Her Phone.
I once, WHILE TALKING TO MY SISTER ON MY CELL PHONE, told her I couldn't find my phone. What's worst: She asked me where the last place I put it. Yeah, not too bright sisters.🤦🏽♀️
A couple months ago I was getting ready to go to the store and called my husband at work before I left to see if he needed anything. As I put my purse in the truck I looked in it and noticed my phone wasn’t in there so told my husband I had to go back inside and get my phone🤦🏻♀️😂
That's okay, just a few weeks ago my coworker left her phone at work, and my very first thought was to text her to let her know she'd forgotten it... We're just so used to cell phones being part of a person, now °~°
The ear speaker on my phone is damaged, so all calls are speaker phone only.. I was on hold with the pharmacy, thought about a text I wanted to send my mom, and looked for my phone for a good 2 minutes before I realized it was the thing playing cråppy hold music in my hand..
Best Thing I've Seen All Day
Something I Would Do
But the expert wants you to know that "miscommunication isn't always a bad thing." According to her, in some cases, miscommunication can actually be beneficial to your relationships.
"Romantic partners who are satisfied with their relationships engage in a form of miscommunication," explained Vangelisti. "They often interpret each other's communication more positively than it was intended. In this way, miscommunication can help us keep our relationships happy."
I Just Found Out This Isn’t Me... My Parents Never Took Out The Stock Photo And It’s Been There For Like Ten Years
We have these. Kid is 26, Digital age took the fun out of actual real paper pictures... Sad actually. We have all the pics on CD's/ancient hard drives/cpu and thumb drives, but never got around to actually printing them...
To be fair, taking a thumb drive to Walgreens to print out pictures is a fiasco. It loads all of your pictures before it will print anything.
Load More Replies...You Had One Job
They typed it into the delivery instructions field, which is for the delivery driver, so it would be on the sticker so they could see it.
Lots Of Luck In International Travel After That One
The Grauniad, for those wondering, is a reference to the British newspaper "The Guardian" which is famous for its spelling mistakes.
Potluck Misunderstandings
I'm thinking if you used Chedder n sour cream chips this would be great .
Imagine Being In Line At Starbucks Glancing Up To Misunderstand What Was Taking Place. 🤦🏽♂️ My First Initial Thought On God Was… “Put It In Reverse Terry. Put It In Reverse.” 😂
So you're saying that no one in safer countries could mistake a black gun-shaped object pointed at someone for a real gun, even for a split second?
Load More Replies...A grande is $9.50, i tell you. Now pay up or this is going to get ugly.
Someone Misunderstood The Sign At Starbucks Today
either it's a drunk or some old old person who should have given the license up years ago.
This could have been me, I have problems with prepositions on... at... in... of?... English
My Sister Asked For A Nintendo Switch For Xmas... Her Boyfriend Must Have Misunderstood
Nah i've seen this - it was a prank. she did get the console in the end but bonus now has an awesome Nintendo switch LOL
I wonder if that's a fake switch, a real Nintendo one for nightlights, or a deliberate joke by Nintendo
It looks like she's trying not to laugh. She knows it's a joke. It is funny.
this reminds me of the kids who ask for an iPad and get an eye pad lol
Chill it's a harmless prank. He did get her the console.
Load More Replies...Supposed To Say "Our Little Jedi"
So had a cake made and she asked what I wanted put on it & I said "Happy Birthday to my little JEDI" (Star Wars reference). She clearly misunderstood me. I thought it was so funny I kept it like it was instead of having her fix it. My friend whose birthday it was (he is 45 years old) thought it was hilarious.
The Time This Boyfriend Made It Apparent He Had One Thing On His Mind
I Loved This For Him, Not So Much For Myself
My Friend's GF's Dad Sent Them An Xxxxl Cutting Board For Their Housewarming By Mistake
Attach some Sturdy Legs of some kind or like a frame on wheels - Instant Island bench for Food prep...
That looks like a big pig board for handling swine... (from my days as a 4h mom)
Uh, It Was Supposed To Say "Happy Bastille Day"
Frenchies don't call it Bastille Day, it's just Quatorze-Juillet.
Load More Replies...Kinda surprised that a place called "French Gourmet Bakery" doesn't know what Bastille Day is
These Are Supposed To Be Pillsbury Croissants But I Didn’t Know That I Had To Physically Shape Them Croissants Before Putting Them In The Oven
I thought they’d magically be croissants when I took them out. So now I have bread shaped like right triangles.
My dad did that for Thanksgiving one year, my mom was furious. We just laughed.
I'm not sure if these are right triangles. You should check to see if the A^2+B^2=C^2.
Crescent rolls, not croissants. I don't know why I feel I need to correct this, I just do.
Thanks for clearing that up I was a bit confused
Load More Replies...make some vanilla pudding, put it in between the triangles, mix some sugar and lemonjuist for icing on top, and you have tasty tom-pouces
You don't make a habit of reading directions, do you? You look at the triangles and look at the picture on the can, doesn't it make you curious about why they don't look the same?
He Said He Wanted It Blank So Let's Write Down What He Told Us!
If you type words in the engraving message field, that's what they engrave. As is. It's not a request field.
It's 2025 people. It's all automated, and the machine that engraved it can't read anything but the computer code telling it what characters to engraved based on the characters you typed into the dialog box
Load More Replies...Just another person who was pushed through the education system rather than make them repeat grades until they got it right. Of course that assumes there are competent teachers in the system
This Made Me Laugh
Even better, given you're a premium member, YOU get to pay THEM! Yay!
Load More Replies...I'm always baffled to see a comment with an edit saying 'thanks for all the likes!'. Play it cool, man. Also, who checks old comments?
Only when I get a notification. Just checked a like from a comment I wrote a year ago. It was a funny one I had totally forgot about. Love when that happens.
Load More Replies...Hey, my daughter is thrilled that a comment she made about a burly guy with a tiny kitten on his chest is over 16,000 likes. Frankly, I'd be excited too (we don't usually have comments with even 100 likes all that often).
My Mom And Dad Stayed In A Hotel Last Night. My Mom Didn't Understand How The Microwave Was Supposed To Work
Going by one of my favorite Reddit sub groups, that's NOT an uncommon mistake.
To be fair, most guests would rather have a microwave than a room safe.
My husband made the same mistake and tried to reheat his sub in ours. LOL
Same! I Have To Wear A Suit Because I Was Too Anxious For A First Timer. Meanwhile, My Seatmate Was Wearing Casual Pants And Shirt
Right? The last time I had to serve there was a dress code on the paperwork.
Load More Replies...I went full emo so I wouldn’t get picked. I didn’t want to have to keep missing work. It really worked though.
courts generally have a dress code & should be included with jury duty info (at least where I've gotten them)
I Think There Was A Bit Of A Misunderstanding Here
Another person not realising the engraving message field is not a request or comment field...
Another person who thinks there's an actual person reading the orders and telling another employee what to engrave.
Load More Replies...I Got A Coconut Shake From A Local Burger Joint And Thought It Tasted Weird. I Looked At The Label Before I Threw It Away And Learned That There Was A Big Miscommunication In The Drive-Thru
Best Wishes Suzanne. And Underneath That, We Will Miss You
A classic! This was the inaugural image of the amazing Cake Wrecks blog (and the cover of their first book)
Guess Who Thought The Soy Sauce Was Syrup This Morning :/
Not sure why, but my Mom once put Hersheys syrup in a butter bowl, I got me some vanilla ice cream poured the syrup over it. Only to find out she also had some homemade BBQ sauce in another butter bowl..0 out of 5.. would not recommend.
I love the wine bottle on the table too. Is this breakfast at a japanese/French Dennys?
I brewed a pot of cat food and gave my cat coffe grounds one fine blurry morning. Autopilot doesn't look at labels
🤣🤣Holy c**p, I laughed way too hard at this! How was your cat, did he eat it? Did the cat food actually brew? Did you try it?
Load More Replies...I put nutmeg on my pannenkoeken (Dutch pancakes) instead of Cinnamon once... I'll never make that mistake again, I check twice now.
But nutmeg is wonderful! Add the cinnamon to it, and you have a great combination!
Load More Replies...I Once Saw Someone Order An Omelette With Muenster And They Got Scrambled Eggs Mixed With Mustard
Should I Tell My Mom She's Supposed To Take The iPad Out Of The Box?
I Spelt Out My Name (Jeremy) 4 Times For The Girl At Carvel And She Still Managed To Spell It Wrong
Jeremy is quite common, what could happen with a Aishleigh or a Shaileeney
By the looks of it he’s 292 years old, so I guess at that age you arrange your own cake.
Load More Replies...Think They May Have Misunderstood The Point Of This Space
I think that's perfectly acceptable. But you can usually use those things inside anyway.
Best Of Craigslist Gem: "Whether It Was A Misunderstanding Or What, The Stone Wall Was Not Included In The Free Items Offered Up On Craigslist. Please Bring Back The Stones And The Pillars, As These Belong To Our Landlord, And The Wall Was Of Sentimental Value."
Who does this? And how did nobody notice cause it must have taken them a while.
The owners might have been at work all day and the neighbors might have thought the people taking it were doing so with permission (like if the owners were changing their garden).
Load More Replies...Lmao, I know it's probably fake, but I like how they took the wall but not the basket or box
I Made A Mistake And Bought The Wrong Gas Lift For My Chair
Ordered the stool one. Coincidentally, removing one of those is one of the most difficult things I've done in a while.
Have a shop chair that has annoying foot rests. Seems like they are not needed, but I can't get the damn cylinder thing out...
Load More Replies...Brown Eye Points
My Fiance Tried To Have Our Groceries Delivered Today. She Said She Wanted Five Bananas And Somehow The Woman Misunderstood And Bought Thirteen Pounds Of Bananas
TIL that this thing is called a bushel. I know the name in my native language, but since I never ask for it in English, just grab it, I never learned it :-)
Load More Replies...Yesterday, I Asked My Coworker To Send Me A Description Of The Investors I’ll Be Meeting Today. This Is What He Sent Me
I, Too, Misunderstood My Amazon Order
I Think He May Have Misunderstood The Mask Requirements
I remember these idiots. Anti-maskers who coughed all over everyone. I lost my faith in the older generation during COVID..
Love My Mom To Death But
My Wife’s Thirtieth Birthday Cake Confusion
"hinty" - adjective. In a state of trying to convey information in a surreptitious manner. See also "Nudge nudge. Hint hint. Say no more."
Misunderstood My Last Amazon Purchase
Really Tickled Me How She's Put It Uni Front Of Her Desk
My Mom Thought She'd Ordered A Carton Of Cigarettes Online
Every Holiday I Get A Card From My Boyfriend's Nan. It's Supposed To Say ' To Jaz '... But I Feel Insulted
Super Defensive
I Think They Misunderstood The Sign
Oh What A Misunderstanding. English Is Her Second Language
Danish exchange student when asked if she wanted "soup or salad" in a restaurant in Michigan( we talk kinda fast) "I don't know, how big is it?" Love ya Camilla!
When I Was A Freshman, During Homecoming, We Had A Black And Blue Day. I Misunderstood The Assignment. The Opposing Team Had Black And Blue Colors
I Put My Merino Wool Sweater I Took Few Weeks To Make In The Washing Machine By A Mistake. Well, This Sucks
I made slippers out of a shrunken wool sweater last week. Add a couple small pieces of leather or some hot glue dots on the bottom to make them non-skid.
That's Some Strong Straw You Got There
Peer Pressure
There Should Be Laws Against This
That's a line. It basically means I am not interested in you. It's a way to avoid giving out a number. Doesn't do our community any favors though
One time I was in a stag party of a gay(friend at a bar), and everyone I met kept assuming I was gay too until it was time to dance. I could hear the cringe when I attempted to pretend I could dance :-) BTW, the flirting was so respectful and high level that I was amazed. Gay culture does have a lot of stuff indeed to be proud about.
Load More Replies...Who Needs Doorknobs?
How Did Google Misunderstand This?
My Alexa Misunderstood Adding "Shrinky Dinks" To My Shopping List
They're a kids craft . P.astic sheets with shapes to color then heat and they shrink.
Load More Replies...My Dad (Trying His Best) Cooking Soup Made Me Laugh Quite A Bit. He Misunderstood My Mom's Instructions Over The Phone While She's Out Of Town
That's One Way To Try To Find A Partner, Wonder How Many "Wrong Numbers" She's Texted
Omg I hate these scams. You tell them wrong number and they just keep texting
I'm 13, newly 'a woman'. I'm headed to the store with my mom and I mentioned that I needed Stayfree (pads) and she replied "Can't you just use Right Guard(antiperspirant)?". Um, no
I was 14 and told my dad I needed pads from the store. He came back with 3 pads of writing paper
Load More Replies...I sent a coworker some details so he could set up a load test against an application. He was to set up several different requests, all requiring a password. I listed each app, various details, including the password. Password was the same for all, so I wrote it once, then wrote "Ditto" for all the rest (so he would be sure he could copy just once and paste multiple times). Well, most of the requests failed and I kept double-checking that I'd given him the right password. Finally we figure out he'd set the passwords to the word "Ditto". I do take partial blame for it, but I mean, come on!
I can understand this one being a problem. It has been at least ten years since I have heard the word "ditto".
Load More Replies...This article lacked cool hilarity too much very recycled material sorry
My friend at a hotel clinic ever had a patient one day. His english is not good. The medicine should taken 3 times a day. But instead he say to the patient "three a day". So the patient taken 3 tablet of antibiotic, 3 tablet of anti inflamatory in one go.. Lucky that the patient only complained about increase hearth beat..
I'm 13, newly 'a woman'. I'm headed to the store with my mom and I mentioned that I needed Stayfree (pads) and she replied "Can't you just use Right Guard(antiperspirant)?". Um, no
I was 14 and told my dad I needed pads from the store. He came back with 3 pads of writing paper
Load More Replies...I sent a coworker some details so he could set up a load test against an application. He was to set up several different requests, all requiring a password. I listed each app, various details, including the password. Password was the same for all, so I wrote it once, then wrote "Ditto" for all the rest (so he would be sure he could copy just once and paste multiple times). Well, most of the requests failed and I kept double-checking that I'd given him the right password. Finally we figure out he'd set the passwords to the word "Ditto". I do take partial blame for it, but I mean, come on!
I can understand this one being a problem. It has been at least ten years since I have heard the word "ditto".
Load More Replies...This article lacked cool hilarity too much very recycled material sorry
My friend at a hotel clinic ever had a patient one day. His english is not good. The medicine should taken 3 times a day. But instead he say to the patient "three a day". So the patient taken 3 tablet of antibiotic, 3 tablet of anti inflamatory in one go.. Lucky that the patient only complained about increase hearth beat..
