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A good sense of humor is a quality that many people seek in a partner. And for a reason—even if some jokes tend to push certain buttons (when the artwork your husband buys for the house is him portrayed as a mythical being, for instance), life with someone who tickles your funny bone is never boring.
Today, we want to shed light on some examples of men making sure there’s never a dull moment in their partner’s life. Responsible for everything from said artwork-related occurrences to creative solutions and bizarre happenings of all sorts, these men sure know how to make their loved one laugh.
Seeking to learn more about why humor matters and how it can affect people’s relationships, Bored Panda got in touch with a linguist and humor scholar, one of the co-founders of the International Society for Humor Studies, Dr. Don Nilsen, who was kind enough to answer a few of our questions. Scroll down to find his thoughts in the text below.
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#1
Day 14 Of My Wife Being On A Work Trip
Mycroft1967 1 year ago
Need a few pizza boxes too and it would be accurate.
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
Betrayal! We all know who's supposed to get boxes!
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OneWithRatsAndKefir 1 year ago
How kind of him to give the box to the dog! (Love the commitment to the bit, started a fire, couple of empty crushed cans, messy hair, stabbed spam…)
QueenKittyCat 1 year ago
This picture never gets old for me. The fact the dog is participating makes it hilarious 🤣.
Rabbit Of ill Portent(she/her) 1 year ago
I pray to the gods to send me a man with a sense of humor like this!
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#2
A Hairstylist Friend Of Mine Is Doing Her Boyfriend's Hair Each Day. So Far, We Have Leia, Amy Winehouse, 90s Prom, Cindy Lou Who, And George Washington
Grumpy Old Broad 1 year ago
Props to the boyfriend for being cool with this. No toxic masculinity there!
I'm.Just.A.Girl 1 year ago
The 90s prom is perfect. I mean the other ones are wonderful too they just hit that one spot on. I wasn't yet a teen in the 90s but those butterfly clips dominated my look for a few months.
#3
My Friend’s Boyfriend Was Not Happy About His Kindergarten Picture. His Parents Still Have It Framed In Their House 20 Years Later
Captain McSmoot 1 year ago
They will blow that picture up and hang it during his funeral. It may even go to the grave with him.
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Noel Bovae 1 year ago
Oh man, I would have so much fun with this one. What a wonderful picture! 😄
Say No to Downvoting 1 year ago
I hate school photos - they are always so posed and fake looking. But I would 100% display this one.
“Humor and laughter are very important for our physical and mental health,” Dr. Don Nilsen told Bored Panda in a recent interview, adding that humor works as a bonding mechanism. “People who smile and laugh together develop a significant social bond that allows them to better understand each other’s perspective and point of view. Even if people have different points of view, they look for common ground in order to joke and laugh with each other.
“Bill Fry, a former medical doctor at Stanford University, considered laughter to be a form of ‘internal jogging,’” he added.
#4
My Wife Ran And Won Her First 5k In Her Age Group This Weekend. Here Are A Couple Of Pictures From The Race
FloralDangerNoodle 1 year ago
This is great, however, having her being chased by walkers would've been much funnier than Rick Grimes and company, as much as I love them.
#5
My Boyfriend Fell Asleep, And This Is How The Cats Responded
Firstname Lastname 1 year ago
Pillow cat looks kinda upset that they didn't get dibs to be booty cat.
Pan Narrans 1 year ago
Your boyfriend has been approved... as a pillow. Further testing will commence.
marianne eliza 1 year ago (edited)
Cats are heat seeking missiles. And once they land, do not disturb!
LauraDragonWench 1 year ago (edited)
Looks about right. Though I feel sorry for the bf's arm - that sucker's gonna be pins-and-needling for a while!
Being with someone who can make you laugh is a gift that keeps on giving: if you’re having a bad day, your person can cheer you up, and on a good day, you both can laugh at the simplest of things for hours on end.
As a matter of fact, being able to laugh with somebody can even make them seem more attractive. Research suggests that people with a good sense of humor are likely to receive higher ratings of attractiveness and suitability than those with an average or no sense of humor at all. That’s why a good sense of humor—a common requirement for those trying their luck on dating apps—is often what people look for in a potential romantic partner.
#6
I Quietly Changed A Picture In My House To The One I Photoshopped To Surprise My Wife
#7
I Just Got Home, And My Boyfriend Said “I Found The Original Box She Came In”
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
At least SOME soft can-openers take care of important things.
Andy Frobig 1 year ago
Keeping the original box implies you thought about returning her. Please tell me you weren't
Charity Angel 1 year ago
Turns out, if you need a repair under warranty, you're supposed to return things in the original packaging, so they can't be damaged in transit. Maybe that's why? Or, I keep certain boxes for moving home, like the TV's box. Much the same reason - I want the TV in one piece when it gets to the new place. I would deffo want a cat to survive a move unharmed.
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#8
My Husband Started 17th Grade (His Masters Program) On The Same Day My Daughter Started 5th Grade. They’re Both Ecstatic About Going Back To School
It’s not only on dating apps that people look for potential partners with a good sense of humor. Individuals in real life seem to be drawn to funny persons, too, and there are likely a million reasons why.
However, one thing in particular might explain why people with a good sense of humor are likely to stand out among a sea of potential candidates: a recent study found that humor in a romantic partner is perceived as an indicator of creative problem-solving skills, which can be an important factor in the success and longevity of the relationship.
#9
Thank Goodness He Didn't Stretch My Clothes
Susan Teter 1 year ago
My ex wearing my red and black silk teddy....will laugh until the end of time, especially cuz his junk was hanging out.
MalibuClassicMan 1 year ago
do you think he may have done this before you ask him?? looks kinda serious about it.
#10
Every Night My Husband Holds Our Sphynx Cat Up To Fight His Nemesis: The Ceiling Fan Pull
WindySwede 1 year ago
And always help a cat smell and help them spread their scent, by them rubbing their teeth, on high places. Much appreciated! (If they like beeing held).
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
Our soft can-opener just says no cords, as though they weren't blowing in the breeze. If you're going to use a ceiling fan, the cords are going to blow. Soft can-openers should be grateful we're there to make sure the cords stay dead. Stupid soft can-openers.
#11
My 32-Year-Old Husband Playing In His New Pool. By The Way, We Don't Have Kids
Albert 1 year ago
You don't stop playing when you get 'old'. - You get old when you stop playing.
Karen Krause 1 year ago
Who, on a hot summer's day, has not wished to do this, no matter the age?
flower petals 1 year ago
Does the shirt say ‘Time flies’? If so, it’s the perfect shirt for this!
Robert Trebor 1 year ago
Serious difference between "childlike" and "childish". Never stop being childlike. Always find wonder and joy.
Lene 1 year ago
Adults can have new pools as well. Because they may get heated as well. And if they have a party they may need a cool pæace to store beers. Unless of course they have one of those beer lifts that go into the ground. But I do not know if they are known outside of Denmark. Also.... pools are so great!
“Joking and laughing with your spouse or your romantic partner is almost essential in establishing the relationship,” Dr. Don Nilsen pointed out. “The reason that partners tease each other is that it is a way of testing the nature of the relationship, but be careful to keep the teasing playful and friendly, for it could get out of control.”
#12
I Heard My Boyfriend Giggling To Himself In The Bathroom
Auntriarch 1 year ago
He has discovered the secret of the giggle bath! I can recommend a Lush bubble bar with glitter
My O My 1 year ago
Where can I get ahold of one? Or two...or three...or many...
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I made my master bath a wet room (walls tiled and drain in the floor) so I can splish-splash while I take a bath. p.s. actually it was for dog bathing...
Huddo's sister 1 year ago
This reminds me of when my youngest two siblings had a bubble bath with a spa mat!
MalibuClassicMan 1 year ago
Heck I am 66 yo and my wife and I still get in the tub together at times, you go dude, now tell your wife to come up for air.
#13
I Opened My Boyfriend's Glove Compartment And Found These
𝙻𝚞𝚗𝚊⋆𝚝𝚑𝚎⋆𝙵𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚢 1 year ago
And the essential “weird al” Yankovitc playlist (obviously)
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Kat 1 year ago
First thought is,he was going to do that Googley eye prank. Second thought (after seeing wierd Al cd; this is normal.
Alex Ruddies 1 year ago
I was gonna say I have the same album...Googley eyes didn't even register as odd.
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Weasel Wise 1 year ago
I keep a thing of multi-sized, self-adhesive googly eyes in my purse at all times. I never know when I might need them. Same with why I carry stickers of fish and Lucille Ball, emergencies.
#14
My Husband Thoroughly Enjoyed The Science Museum
Dd P 1 year ago
The award to recognize his contribution to the industry. lol
Load More Replies... Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
What's kind of freaky is that through the glass, he looks quite a bit like Adam Savage, who would do exactly the same thing.
Amanda Moore 1 year ago
I thought that too😃 Adam Savage is actually a really cool guy to meet in person too.
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“People are drawn to those who have a sense of humor, but it is more complicated than that,” the expert in humor continued. “There are different kinds of senses of humor. There is a sense of irony, a sense of sarcasm, a sense of linguistic humor and language play, a sense of metaphor, and so on. And these can be powerful bonding forces, but be careful; sarcasm, for example, can be a social bonding force, but it can also result in social distancing.”
#15
My Partner Farted And Made The Air Quality Level "Very Poor"
Tamra 1 year ago
Wow. Did he have the device right up against his bum? I really hope it was right up against his bum.
Justin Rogers 1 year ago
He? I think women stink worse. My ex could gag a maggot and knock a buzzard of a sh!t wagon. Took great delight in making my eyes water and the dog leave the room
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Russell Tilling 1 year ago
Pm2.5 particulates are dangerous! Same as wood smoke. Increases the risk of asthma, lung disease, etc! 😆
Justin Rogers 1 year ago
Someone made the wrong choice and blew sharticles through their undies
#16
My Husband Says He Made It For The Kids, But I Think He's Enjoying It Just As Much
OneWithRatsAndKefir 1 year ago
I would also love this but I have no room.
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Mel Schmidt 1 year ago
There is a cool movie called Dave made a Maze. you can find it on Prime or Peacock
#17
Staring At It Like I'm Watching A True Crime Show And Trying To Figure Out How Everything Happened
Sandy D 1 year ago
We once played a drinking game- same rules as quarters (bounce coin in glass 9f beer, etc) with our sons Ants in the Pants game. You flip these plastic ants by pushing down on their tail area and try to hand them land in a pair of plastic jeans. We washed the jeans out, filed them about halfway
Deborah B 1 year ago
I have ordinary cups, or a selection of different fancy antique teacups. Given the option, 7/10 adults will opt to drink any beverage out of a fancy teacups. My conclusion: Everyone still wants to play teaparties, some just feel selfconcious about it, but the desire will resurface under the effects of alcohol.
While many people consider a good sense of humor a desirable trait, not all of them are drawn to the same type of humor. A survey of Americans in different romantic situations—single, in a committed relationship, or married—found that the majority (just over 40%) prefer a ‘goofy’ sense of humor, followed by dry or witty humor, preferred by nearly a third of surveyed Americans.
Lining up on the other end of the list are sarcasm, the fans of which comprise roughly 15% of respondents, and the so-called “bathroom humor" together with self-deprecating humor, each favored by only 7%.
#18
My Boyfriend Specifically Remembered Purchasing Tampons For Me And Turns Out He Did. He Just Misplaced Them
flower petals 1 year ago
I got a tip from a creative friend of mine- when it gets *really* hot outside, put the underwear you’re planning to wear that day 👙🩲 in a bag and it into the fridge for a while. I thought it sounded a bit weird but I actually tried it and it wasn’t bad!
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AngelWingsYT 1 year ago
My bf has before ❤️ even knew which brand/kind i prefer
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Comedy Clumbers 1 year ago
My parts just retracted into my chest. And I've been spayed for several years.
#19
When Your Husband Cleans The Kitchen And Rearranges The Fridge Magnets
minnieslave0 1 year ago
I've got those magnets..... And I'm boring - never thought of doing this with them.
wayne whitson 1 year ago
"MOVE OVER, Rose. THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM". "I'll NEVER LET GO, JACK. I'LL NEVER LET GO".
#20
I’m Always Losing My Nail Clippers, And It Stresses Me Out Because I’m A Massage Therapist And Need Them Regularly. Then Today I Came Home To This From My Boyfriend
The Other Guest 1 year ago
It's not the actual item that makes a gift romantic; it's the thoughtfulness behind it.
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Marie BellaDonna 1 year ago
Yeah, he totally nailed it! I'd put that in his permanent "good" file!
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In a piece for Psychology Today, Dr. Martin Graff, Senior Lecturer in Psychology at the University of South Wales, discussed a study that found that men were more likely to engage in affiliative, aggressive, and self-enhancing styles of humor compared to their female counterparts (though the extent to which they use the former didn’t differ much between the two sexes). As for women, they were seemingly more likely to use affiliative humor more than other styles.
#21
My Boyfriend’s Wallet
Professore CG 1 year ago
Very clever and quick-witted. Made me snort with laughter.
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#22
My Friend's Boyfriend And Her Cat Share The Same Enthusiasm For Sundays
OneWithRatsAndKefir 1 year ago
Just a Saiyan and his cat, nothing weird about that. (The plant really does look like his hair for a split second to sleepy procrastinating brains.)
Lisa Peterson 1 year ago
Totally thought he had crazy long hair sticking straight up. Now that I see he doesn't, I've lost some of my love for this pic. Heavy sigh.
#23
Every Time My Wife And I Eat Chicken Nuggets I Try To Spell Something With All The Letters To Make Her Giggle
GenuineJen 1 year ago
OP would love the game 'Ransom Notes' and I think he would never lose if he played it!
Dr. Graff also pointed out that according to the aforementioned research, men believed they joked around more than their female partners, which the latter confirmed, agreeing that men indeed joked more than women did.
In addition to joking around more than women, men rated the quality of their jokes more highly than women rated theirs. They reportedly felt that their jokes were better than those of their female counterparts, too.
#24
We Have Nothing Worthwhile To Display, But My Fiance Thinks This Is Worthy
#25
My Husband Works In The HEB Bakery And Today He Made This Tiny Baguette
StretcherBearer 1 year ago
Hey..now.... you're gonna ruin it for the rest of us.
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Toby Flenderson 1 year ago
The bakery department of H-E-B, a very popular Texas grocery store popular for its high-quality store brands and good prices.
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What My Boyfriend Tried To Text Me vs. What I Actually Got
Rebelliousslug 1 year ago
This is amazing. Not many things make me laugh before my morning coffee
Noel Bovae 1 year ago
Took me a minute to realize what was going on, but 😄 that's pretty good!
While showing off their sense of humor can help one attract a possible romantic partner, it is equally as important even after spending numerous years together. A cross-cultural study found that spousal humorousness was linked with marital satisfaction in all cultures, especially with the wife's satisfaction. Looking at the examples on this list, it’s not difficult to see why women’s satisfaction with their marriage tends to be higher with someone funny by their side.
If you’d like to see more examples of husband and boyfriend humor, continue to our previous editions of men making their partners laugh here or here.
#27
My Husband Always Does This Whenever I’m Having A Bad Day
LauraDragonWench 1 year ago
I want to snorgle your husband's belleh - don't hold that against me!
🦄 Unicorn Princess 1 year ago
Snuggles! My day turned from bad to great just seeing this cutie!
#28
My Girlfriend's Entire Family Are Vegetarians. I Think It's Time To Unleash The Chaos
Shark Lady 1 year ago
When my sister and I were vegetarian my dad would wake us up by walking into our rooms with a bacon sandwich. Neither of us caved, but it was close!
A pug with bananas 1 year ago
Were? I see you have returned to the right side of life.
Load More Replies... KillerKiwi 1 year ago
THIS is a funny prank to do on vegans/vegetarians. Not secretly giving them meat.
Nikki Gross 1 year ago
The smell of my Mom's Fried Chicken was like a flame drawing moths ( people ) from Everywhere! Seriously, whenever she made Fried Chicken or her Spaghetti it was like someone put up a bat signal or something. All of our friends would show up especially because Mom would make a ton of sides to go with both just so we would have enough food to feed everyone.
Noel Bovae 1 year ago
KFC scented fire log?? So curious what it actually smells like. .. I'm intrigued.
FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa 1 year ago
It smells like KFC 🍗 legit tho, it smells like their fried chicken.
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SuperChicken 1 year ago
I remember when they sold this a few years ago, we wanted to get one as a gag gift to one of our friends. But it was already sold-out.
#29
My Wife Really Wanted Us To Make Our Own Christmas Cards. For Some Reason, She Rejected Mine
Squiffle Noses 1 year ago (edited)
Every year, when the weather is bleakest, the Butterfly King sprouts and the (winter?) butterflys spread his presents all around the world... erm... to the best little gardeners who recycle garden waste responsibly!?
Blue Bunny of Happiness 1 year ago
He picked the perfect sentiment for it. 10/10 for creativity!
#30
My Wife Got This Picture Of Me Staring At A Whale's Dong In The Icelandic Phallological Museum
Mimi La Souris 1 year ago
I’m more intrigued by the one on the wall that looks like a rhino horn
BoredPossum 1 year ago
That is the whale's dong. Surprisingly many animals have dongs that are more cone shaped than humans. We are the exception.
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JP Doyle 1 year ago
FYI all, the proper term for "whale dong" is Dork. :) So all these years when your kids have been calling each other dorks, they've been calling them whale dongs.
glowworm2 1 year ago
This becomes so much funnier when you watch Ed, Edd ‘N Eddy. One of the kids is constantly calling them dorks.
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Tiny Dancer 1 year ago
Had to look it up (https://www.phallus.is/) for funsies. Yup, it's a penis museum. And after seeing these pics of The Phallic Cafe's draft beers and waffles, I am booking my flight to Iceland! Beautiful. Phallic-Ca...3-jpeg.jpg 
Ducki (She/Her) 明明 1 year ago
LMAO I JUST DID A REPORT ON ICELAND TODAY IM DYING
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Remember, kids, this may actually be what we're seeing when we spot "sea monsters!"
Stephanie Fay 1 year ago (edited)
Icelandic Phallological Museum?? I can't believe there's a boner museum. :0
StretcherBearer 1 year ago
Dongology. Masters Degree. And we're back in middle school now🤣🤣😂
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#31
I Had An Electric Day At The Children’s Museum
#32
My Husband Put The Candles Really Close Together
Squiffle Noses 1 year ago
Well yeah - she got to stay and Nanny and Gramp-Gramps house that night!
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
Some people hire a magician for their kid's birthday, some hire a firefighter.
#33
It's Important To Dress For The Job
Squiffle Noses 1 year ago
SIGH. What's the point in working from home if you have to wear a uniform? Does he have to commute around the block and hope nobody steals his parking spot as well? I'd complain to Kermit in HR if I was him.
BannedFromABoatShow 1 year ago
I walked past my husband wearing a giant squid hat in a meeting once. It looked like it was eating his head. He said it was hat day.
She speaks poniards 1 year ago
I guess that's from when we first found out we needed to wear masks?
#34
He Genuinely Believes Our Landlord Won’t Notice
Mimi La Souris 1 year ago
happens to me, the wall looks clean, just a little splash of mascara, I clean it, it spreads, I clean it, it spreads, I clean it, and in the end, it was clean, but not the rest of the wall, just a bigger lighter round in the middle of a gray wall :/
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#35
My Boyfriend, Who Thought All Cats Were Evil, Is Now Doing Indoor Rock Climbing To Reach Her. Why? He Wanted To Kiss Her Forehead
Cindy Brick 1 year ago
According to the expression on the cat's face, this guy is absolutely nuts. (And how much do you want to bet the cat will move when he gets within smooching distance?)
Shark Lady 1 year ago
Imagine if this goes wrong and you have to explain to the paramedics and the doctors why you have broken limbs and internal bleeding.
Nikki Gross 1 year ago
That cat is the True Lord and Master of their domain and all should bow down before them.
Karen Startz Richardson 1 year ago
So... Was the ER copay & everything not covered by insurance... Was that worth the cat- kiss? We need to know 🤔
#36
Can Someone Please Explain To Me What Is Going On Here? I Opened My Boyfriend’s Refrigerator To Find This Dish Filled With Clear Jello, Cut-Up Hot Dogs, And Onions. I’m Horrified
Ok, so this is now solved! My boyfriend came home and told me it was a birthday gift joke for our friend. I'm so glad, I don't have to break up with him over this abomination.
Squiffle Noses 1 year ago
In a world full of cameras there SHOULD be more photographic evidence of aliens if they are among us.
Camelia “Kami” Laveras 1 year ago
Maybe he tried to cook holodetc? (it is russian dish, like a pork jello)
ADJ 1 year ago
I was under impression that word "hot-dog" means a sausage (wurstel, frankfurter or whatever you call it) in a bun with dressings. But here I see word "hotdog" used for only a sausage. Is it used incorrectly or I was under bad impression? In my langage "hotdog" is a loan word used to describe entire snack, not just sausage.
Charity Angel 1 year ago
Technically, yes, you are absolutely correct - it's the whole thing. However, "hotdog" is also fairly commonly used as a shorthand to refer to the heinous sausages used in them. Context is key.
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StretcherBearer 1 year ago
Trippin balls and trying to bring Minecraft to life with materials on hand that had "something about them"😁
#37
My Wife Has A Baby Monitor For Her Birds While They're Nesting, So I Decided To Prank Her
EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇵🇸🇩🇿 1 year ago
I'd poop myself. I hate that doll. He looks like a weird clown
Meowzers! 1 year ago
Chucky is a doll who was given l8fe by voodoo magic and conatins the soul of a serial killer. So yeah, he's evil. I'm guessing you've not seen the films. Child's Play, if you're interested. There's a whole bunch of them.
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Celtic Pirate Queen 1 year ago
I turned my husband's mouse off so he'd flip it over. 20170805_1...4c1110.jpg 
LadyRougarou 1 year ago
🤣🤣🤣 My hubs would k!ll me lmao he hates Chucky and I love him but this is something I'd do 🤣
The Doom Song 1 year ago
That looks like something my partner would do! But instead of chucky he'd use Pennywise
#38
When I'm Not Home, My Boyfriend Likes To Torment Our Cat By Dressing Her Up. Today Is A Whole New Level Of Crazy
Eric Williams 1 year ago
How in the HELL can the cat receive meowssages from the mothership with a foil hat on. YOU MONSTER!
Ray LeBlanc 1 year ago
The cat is thinking " 5 more seconds of this and then I'll tear his face off"
#39
My Girlfriend Hosted A M*rder Mystery Event At Our House. I Was In Charge Of The Crime Scene
Squiffle Noses 1 year ago
Wicked witch of the North-by-North-West couldn't afford RUBY slippers.
#40
It Do Be Like That
CalmAndCollected 1 year ago (edited)
Well... To be fair... His picture of you actually seemed candid... Yours of him send staged...
Squiffle Noses 1 year ago
OOOH You are so elusive and mysterious! He just looks bemused that his penthouse hot-tub water has been stolen.
StretcherBearer 1 year ago
"How is one to soak now?"😁 I covered a downvote because that sentence is genius!
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#41
He's An Artist
Karen Krause 1 year ago
Hey, look how much Andy Warhol made with his pictures, just silk screening black and white photos. This has an added worth with the color background.
StretcherBearer 1 year ago
Totally. There are some artists/painters that uses vibrant colors and tones for emotional expression.
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OneWithRatsAndKefir 1 year ago
I mean… it’s kinda like one of those old paintings which have the tone go off slightly due to a couple hundred years or so?
#42
Wife Asked Me To Make Half A Pack Of Spaghetti
The Other Guest 1 year ago
Why is it so taboo to break spaghetti? I really don't get it. I break mine into thirds; it's easier to eat that way.
ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
They even now sell "half spaghetti". It's in a shorter box for like the same price, obviously.
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#43
He Really Tried
Svenne O'Lotta 1 year ago
Why would you make him do that? I can't even buy the right color for myself
Charity Angel 1 year ago
Unless he is given a specific brand and colour to buy (because you already know), this is inevitably end in disaster. You need to see it against your own skin, not someone else's. Which is exactly the reason I find it weird that cosmetics companies put foundation and concealer into their "free gift" bags - I have never yet found one that matches my (very pale) skin tone, and I'd be willing to bet that no POC has either.
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The Phantom Stranger 1 year ago
That's like asking "Does this dress make me look fat?" A man knows there is no right answer. Unless my wife gives me a note with the specific brand, color, and number, no way I'm I trying to pick out makeup for her.
RomanceRadish 1 year ago
Buying foundation in the right shade is so tricky. Lots of trial & error and expense. Sometimes I even mix shades to get the right in-between color.
Kat 1 year ago
That's fine. Please tell me you didn't want him to break the seal, open it, use some, and possibly put it back?
#44
My Wife Says This Isn’t Gonna Work
StretcherBearer 1 year ago
Yes Squirrels! They are my ADHD spirit animal and I will defend them until I get distracted by something..birds are cool too. Possums ..
#45
My Boyfriend Made Gnocchi With Leftover Fries
Mia Black 1 year ago
Good way to reuse food. Old fries are dry and I don't like them. But if you water then a little (like with old bread) and put it on the waffle maker, they become crispy and good
StretcherBearer 1 year ago
If we have left over fries, we make a breakfast scramble with eggs and sausage.
#46
This Birthday Card My Boyfriend Gave Me With His Face Taped On
Squiffle Noses 1 year ago
I'm not good at spotting photo-shopped fakes - which one is your boyfriend?
#47
Points For Creativity
Squiffle Noses 1 year ago
Isn't using a knife as a screwdriver the male version of using a knife as a screwdriver?
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Eric Williams 1 year ago
Eureka!! now I can use all the orphan blades without the handle. Good on ya!
#48
My Elderly Mother Didn't Understand The Meaning Of The Shocked/Sad Emoji Face In A Text, So My Partner Made Her A Visual Explanation
Kyllein MacKellerann 1 year ago
I remember seeing a fish with a face like that.
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Squiffle Noses 1 year ago
The way he avoided total Sex Face shows that this man is a gurning professional.
#49
I Made A Face With My Girlfriend's Hair In The Shower
EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇵🇸🇩🇿 1 year ago
I have a thing about hair in the shower or in the plug hole 🤢 I've alopecia and my husband shaves his head so we match 🙂 so i avoid the hair thing. It just looks gross
#50
Work Smarter Not Harder
BM Khalid Hasan 1 year ago
Protected from water and dust, and you will never lose those. What was the complain again?
Tina Harnish 1 year ago
Plastic bag. Manila folder. Envelope. What works for you, works. Don't have to do things the same as everyone else.
Blondieybat 1 year ago
That is what my hubby's wallet contents look like AFTER he takes the receipts out ad leaves them on our kitchen island counter. just not in a bag...
Celtic Pirate Queen 1 year ago
As a professional bookkeepeer I would have been thrilled, missing receipts can make taxes a nightmare. The owner of a company I worked for just couldn't seem to get it into her Vicodin soaked head that the company credit cards were not for her personal use. (She spent $2500 on a dress for the wedding of Howard Schultz's son). I explained repeatedly that unless they are legitimate business expenses, they will be credited to her salary. She got quite the surprise come tax season when she had over $60,000 in extra income that she'd have to pay taxes for. Thankfully our CPA was well aquainted with her bullsh*t and backed me up telling her the same exact thing I'd been saying all year. B*tch made $175,000 per year (as did her husband, but he understood the rules). Buy your own f*cking clothes.
#51
Definitely Looks Like Godzilla
Weasel Wise 1 year ago
And why would someone be upset about having a sweet Godzilla painting?!
Load More Replies... Robert T 1 year ago
It's like that two face things, but with an Easter Island head facing one way and Gozilla the other! PMSL
Ria C. 1 year ago (edited)
I see a screaming women with a screaming bear on her head. Edit: word
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FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa 1 year ago
Kinda looks like a bear on top of someone's head, with seagulls in the background.
#52
My Husband Is Ready To Gas A Nest Of Yellowjackets
Weasel Wise 1 year ago
Yellow jackets are bàstards, this man knows what he's up against. I had to relocate a hummingbird feeder at my house cuz those Bàstard Bugs took it over and would attack the poor hums. 😡
obeamer_1523 1 year ago
Those little demons will find the smallest opening...hope you fare well!
#53
My Husband Is Helping To Decorate The House
Stephanie Goadsby 1 year ago
Is it supposed to be meaningful that the hand holding the tail is another left?
#54
He Knows Angles
#55
My Friend Had This Made For His Own Birthday, And His Wife Was Very Annoyed Because Of That
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
*firmly stands on the painting for Uncle before it dries* Now he'll treasure it forever.
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Squiffle Noses 1 year ago
Ok Ok - Challenge accepted... erm .... How about... .'Pin the di@k on the man-donkey!'
#56
Men Need Specific Instructions. There's No Point In Being Subtle
#57
My Husband Did My Makeup And Took The Term "Eyeliner" Too Literally
Bobby 1 year ago
I let my wife do eyeliner on me for a goth night some friends invited us to. After getting poked in the eye too many times I took over myself. I learned 2 things. A new appreciation for why it takes her longer to get ready for a night out, and apparently I look a bit like Tom Ellis when I wear eye liner
FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa 1 year ago
I love how one eye has the eyeliner on top and the other at the bottom, hilarious.
#58
All The Essentials
nancy 1 year ago
If he wanted a nightstand he should've put a ring on it.
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My Best April Fools Prank I Performed On My Wife. I Broke The Old Car's Window, Rolled Her Window Down, Scattered Glass Around The Vehicle, And Staged The Area. She Wasn't Amused
Anonymouse 1 year ago
But why would the glass be on the outside of the car if it was hit from the outside? So poorly planned... /jk
#60
He's A True Artist
General Stukov 1 year ago
It's a good pic. There's this thing that women have to understand about this. If you hate the way the pictures of you look that he takes, i promise you he loves them whole-heartedly. Because it's real like his love for you.
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
From the angle, she strongly resembles Christina Ricci.
FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa 1 year ago
Hmm, I just don't see it. Only resemblance that I see is that they are both white women with dark hair. Lol
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I Present To You All, My Fiancé
#62
My Boyfriend's Solution For Holding The Spoon While He Eats The Cereal
Hugh Cookson 1 year ago
Inventive - good for holding crisp packets closed too and keeping my wine decanting tube in place whist siphoning off whatever wine I'm making at the time ....
#63
Wife Says I Probably Hold The World Record
Brenda 1 year ago (edited)
Oh, no! My late hubby was told he had the worst sleep apnea the Dr had ever seen. Began snoring within 10 minutes of laying down. He snored for 2+ hours, then got up to pee. Snoring within 5 minutes of laying down again & snored for almost 6 hours straight! Total of 8+ hours out of 9.5 hours. Also said he was incredibly loud. Asked me how I ever got to sleep! (Made him roll over! How else! 😁)
AngelWingsYT 1 year ago
I need this app to prove my bf snores 🤣 he doesnt believe me its that loud
#64
Good, He’s Earning His Keep
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
I expect I've probably heard Taylor Swift sing, but not knowingly.
Squiffle Noses 1 year ago
Every Friday Night she hangs out at a specific place ready to bestow money, kisses and a dedicated song. As yet nobody has arrived.
General Stukov 1 year ago
Dunno why but this reaction kinda upsets me. Like "my boyfriend actually pursuing knowledge, oh lol how good i like while he's wasting time" in site that's not the case but that's the vibe.
#65
I've Finally Found A Way To See When My Girlfriend Is Ready
Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 1 year ago
I know this is meant as a joke (yeah, I am fun at parties 😜) but people really need to know more about arousal non-concordance, which is super common - you find something a turn-on emotionally but don't have a physical reaction to it and the other way around https://www.embracesexualwellness.com/esw-blog/arousalnonconcordance
Bobby 1 year ago
I think this is a joke that will just hit differently for different people. My wife would think it's hilarious, the other women in my life not so much
Noel Bovae 1 year ago
Yes, I don't think your Mom, Grandma, Daughter, Boss, doctor etc.. wants you making a joke about how wet/dry they are... I could be wrong though 😄
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Blue Bunny of Happiness 1 year ago
I think things are going to be very very dry for a long time…..
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