We love memes here at Bored Panda. We love to make you laugh and forget your troubles after a rough day with some scrolling and upvoting. If you consider yourself an intellectual, you may think: "Silly internet pictures are not for me," however relatable they might be.
But I've got news for you: we cater to all tastes and occupations. In the past, we've had memes for and from musicians. Those who are good with numbers were also blessed with math memes previously.
This time, we present to you history memes—courtesy of an Instagram page dedicated to making people laugh and learn. It's the perfect place for those who find Caesar salad puns and the French beheading their nobles at least a little bit funny.
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Meme-ing history is fun, but sometimes, history can be just as funny on its own. We thought this would be a great opportunity to highlight the moments in history that seem like they are memes, but might actually be real. So, here are some of the funniest history events and legends that are just as hilarious as the pics on this IG page!
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Falling Apart, Literally
First up, it's the infamous fall from a horse performed by the second king of the Korean Joseon Dynasty, King Taejong. We know of this comical story thanks to the Veritable Records of the Joseon Dynasty, the 1,893 historic records detailing the life of kings during that period.
The unfortunate incident happened when the King was hunting. The historians of that era had to document everything and the kings weren't allowed to interfere. King Taejong tried, albeit unsuccessfully, to erase his shame from the records, but the historians kept copying and hiding the records. Ironically, today, King Taejong is best known for falling off a horse and trying to destroy all of the proof of his fateful fall.
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The story of the hanging of the Hartlepool monkey may be more fiction than fact, but it's still a big part of the identity of the people of Hartlepool. During the Napoleonic Wars in the 19th century, a French ship wrecked on the coast of the town. The only 'person' the good folk of Hartlepool found inside the wreckage was a monkey dressed in a miniature military-style uniform.
Believing the monkey might be a spy, the town folk decided to execute the monkey, since that was the law for all French soldiers on British soil. Whether they actually did it remains unknown, since some accounts claim that the monkey kept climbing up the rope.
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If you visit Gloucester cathedral, make sure you go into the St Andrew's chapel, it's been painted as it would have been originally.
According to the ancient historian Herodotus, King Xerxes of Persia punished the sea by flogging it. Sound too ridiculous to be true? He had a pretty good reason. Wanting to invade Greece, he ordered a bridge to be built across the Dardanelles Strait.
When the storm destroyed the bridge, Xerxes ordered his soldier to whip the sea 300 times with chains and poke it with red-hot irons. They even threw handcuffs into the water that symbolized the sea's submission to Xerxes. For a more tangible punishment, he executed the engineers of the bridge.
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Heads Will Roll
There is no defence against the phrase "Aaah, that's what a real traitor would have said!" Once a purge gets going, you just can't stop. Ask anyone who's ever eaten a full bowl of prunes, and then taken P*pt*-B*sm*l to deal with the result.
Did you know the seventh president of the U.S., Andrew Jackson, had a parrot named Poll? And did you know there's a story about how the parrot started shouting curse words during Jackson's funeral?
Although historians call the story "uncontroverted but also unauthenticated," one witness claimed to have heard Poll go at it like a sailor while her owner was lying peacefully in a casket. Another fun fact: Jackson was supposedly the one who taught the parrot the naughty words.
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Nono, we saw a burning monastery and just helped carry out all the nice and shiny things to safety... /s 😂😂😂
How much do you know about the tiny country of Liechtenstein? Today, you'll know at least one fact: in 1866, their army of 80 soldiers came back with 81 men after the soldiers made a friend. According to historians, it was an Italian man who defected to Liechtenstein to look for work opportunities.
The soldiers supposedly didn't have much to do since they were stationed to guard the Brenner Pass between Austria and Italy. They just admired beautiful mountains, smoked pipes, drank wine and beer, and chilled.
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In 1979, U.S. president Jimmy Carter was supposedly attacked by a "possessed" swamp rabbit while fishing in his boat in Georgia. The media most likely sensationalized the event, as Carter himself said he only shooed the rabbit away.
But the story got such big wings that even after the president passed away last year, The Onion ran a headline: "48-Year-Old Rabbit Finally Finishes The Job".
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There were Eastern goths too... 😁 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ostrogoths
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In 1784, the Holy Roman Empire and the Dutch Kingdom went to war. Yet, there were no casualties or even real shots fired. Instead, a cannonball, launched at a Dutch ship, struck a kettle of soup, earning the battle the name of The Kettle War. Although the whole confrontation was a lot more tense, this one quirky incident marked the end of the conflict.
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Royalty in Disguise
Well, one French king. However, the Brits deprived their king of his head more than 150 years earlier than that.
Finding the Goldilocks Spot
Which historical events deserve to be memed in your opinion, Pandas? Let us know in the comments! And if you're a prolific memer, perhaps even share one or two with us, too.
Then, if you're looking for more funny history content, check out these historical memes that might require some context!
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History’s Silent Rebels
> have a massive victory parade costing 45 million, and celebrate "mission accomplished" just before they bale out and leave the losers to take over. Again.
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Empire Expansion Mode
Talk to me AFTER looking through the history of Spain, Portugal,France, the Dutch oh and whatever you do, DONT look up Belgium and King Leopold's overseas fun adventure.
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That Was Not Okay
Heads Will Roll
History on Repeat
Grass Globe and Defense Lines
The Maginot Line wasn't intended to keep France safe from Germany, it was to force the Germans to go around it and touch off a European war.
Frozen Plans Backfire
Double Take Flag Vibes
Medieval Mischief Mode
The Mongolians did not tie their horses to wood because there was no wood around.
Classic Power Move
Caesr didn't declare himself dictator for life. The Senate did it. (But yes, he did accept.)
Empire in Your Hands
Unexpected History Lesson
Empire Flexing 101
Fierce History Reimagined
Ahem. The lion is England's heraldic animal. Scotland's got a unicorn. 😁
Poland’s One-Sided Feud
Hard Truths Of War
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We saw these countries just lying around, occupied by nobody but the natives, so we took them. What's the problem with that?
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Yeah, only those English and French old flags were royal standards and the UK still has an official royal standard. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Standard_of_the_United_Kingdom (picture uploaded in my next comment). The Yellow Dragon Flag represented the Qing dynasty in China. It was also the first national flag of China - but definitely represented the ruling family, much as a European royal standard. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_the_Qing_dynasty. Rome? Er, yeah, that's not straightforward. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insignia#Ancient_Rome
Anchored in the Past
This map was sponsored by the Cape town ship repair and refuelling company, of South Africa.
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Not sure the archers wore armour, it would get in the way of the draw - and the loose. They mostly skedaddled back behind the men-at-arms when the opposition got too close.
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Nah, the Vikings would have told people about Furdurstrandi eventually ...
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Result - no-score draw, after extra time. This was before Easyjet so neither team made it to the other guy's pitch.
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This is what happens when people go off in a huff and found their own countries. Even the EU is an improvement ...
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Many countries have had a Civil War. Very few countries are foolish enough to repeat the experience.
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Unfortunately, the morons keep on invading Poland because it's in the way to somewhere else
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I wish humanity could see the last of this "we are humans, they are animals" rubbish. We all bleed the same colour, and we are all humans. Respect is due to everyone born of woman.
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You missed out the Angles, the Saxons, all the ones who stayed after invading and became the 'new' English. And, anyway, we're still here !
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I'm sorry, seriously? Danes are presented as marauding pirates in the European history books I know about. Danes successfully invaded England a few decades before England was taken over (again!) by the descendants of Danes who'd taken over northern France. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viking_Age and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C**t%27s_invasion_of_England. Ireland got clobbered by Norwegian Vikings - so... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_Scandinavian_Dublin#Early_Viking_raids
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I enjoyed this post. But the censorship is becoming, frankly, worrying. At the rate BP is censoring, it won't be long before countries seen as aggressors will be having their names censored. Then the site will become an exemplar of what George Orwell predicted in Nineteen Eighty-four.
I saw “Pepto-Bismol” censored this afternoon and thought it was a joke on the part of the original poster. It was not!
Load More Replies..."" Do you think history memes can make learning about the past more enjoyable ? "" .... yeah well, i saw the word "received" written "recieved" twice and "european" written "europian". So yeah, learn a few things before, read, orthograph is important. It's the fine line between an educated person, and a magtard who cheers for dictatorship.
Chill, these are memes, not scientific articles. I wouldn't notice those typos if your didn't point them out. And you made a typo, too. (;
Load More Replies...Can we not make everything political I just want to look at some memes.
I enjoyed this post. But the censorship is becoming, frankly, worrying. At the rate BP is censoring, it won't be long before countries seen as aggressors will be having their names censored. Then the site will become an exemplar of what George Orwell predicted in Nineteen Eighty-four.
I saw “Pepto-Bismol” censored this afternoon and thought it was a joke on the part of the original poster. It was not!
Load More Replies..."" Do you think history memes can make learning about the past more enjoyable ? "" .... yeah well, i saw the word "received" written "recieved" twice and "european" written "europian". So yeah, learn a few things before, read, orthograph is important. It's the fine line between an educated person, and a magtard who cheers for dictatorship.
Chill, these are memes, not scientific articles. I wouldn't notice those typos if your didn't point them out. And you made a typo, too. (;
Load More Replies...Can we not make everything political I just want to look at some memes.
