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This Insta Account Is The One All Dads Should Follow And Here Are 30 Of The Best Jokes Posted There (New Pics)
A joke can be good, bad, or it can be a dad joke. In a world full of comedy wisdom, which we had plenty of in the cursed year of 2020, most jokes, memes, and puns do get old. They get plain, go sour, and upon each reoccurrence, they start to annoy the listeners.
Except, of course, we are talking dad jokes. Perfectly bold, sometimes badly timed, most often over-the-top punny, these jokes are the fuel of online humor. And thanks to the fan-favorite Dad Says Jokes Instagram page adored by 2M followers, we can be sure the world is not running out of the daddest jokes any time soon.
Get ready for the eye rolls, because these are so bad, I mean dad-like, they’re almost good, but in an odd way. Treat your cringy side with Bored Panda’s previous posts full of hand-selected dad jokes here, here, and here.
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Sargundeep Singh 4 years ago
Give a man a fish and you will feed him for the day, give the man a poisoned fish, and you feed him for a lifetime.
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By definition, a dad joke is really a short joke, typically a pun, presented as a one-liner or a question and answer, but not a narrative, according to Wikipedia. Dad jokes are most commonly told by fathers in the family, hence the name, and their main feature is being overly simple and generally inoffensive. Hence, they play on the safe side.
As we all know, family gatherings serve as a perfect environment for dad jokes to emerge, especially family dinners, Christmas holidays, birthdays, and Thanksgiving. Dad jokes only take off when there's an audience, preferably more than two people and grown-up children included. This is partly because moms have become somewhat immune to dad humor with time and tend to generally not respond to the pun thrown at the table for many reasons.
In 2019, the Merriam-Webster dictionary added the term 'dad joke,' granting it a holy grail of use in common language.
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Daisy Chain 4 years ago
Do you have a poetry class? I would love to join. The best poetry i've made is a bowl, but it just looks like a lump of clay with a hole in the middle...
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ThreeRatsInATrenchcoat 4 years ago
To the guy that stole my anxiety meds. Hope your life is worry free.
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Allan Breum 4 years ago
And, are far easier, not to mention cheaper, to deal with than kids...
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Serial pacifist 4 years ago
And the police are not saying anything, just keeping you in the dark.
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Serial pacifist 4 years ago
What did a fisherman say to the trout? - Stop wiggling, you're off the hook.
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Random Person 4 years ago
wait why is everyone downvoting serial pacifist? Is there something I don't know?
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IJustWearBlack 4 years ago
What do reindeer say every time they take a picture on a housetop? “Click click click.”
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Couldnt_Find_A_Good_Name 4 years ago
I wonder if he actually pressed his head on the keyboard to see what keys will be pushed....
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Couldnt_Find_A_Good_Name 4 years ago (edited)
Who was that dad who had such an intelligent brain?
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That_comment 4 years ago
Two people walked into a bar, one by one. The first one walked into it. The second one ducked.
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Katherine Boag 4 years ago
Beleaguered. There are 3 miles between the first 2 and last 3 letters
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Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago
What’s the difference between a comma and a cat? One is the pause on the end of a clause, and the other has claws on the end of it’s paws.
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Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago
Let me guess, number of boomerangs Australia import is equal to the number of boomerangs they export.
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Nicolas Pilot 4 years ago
Afterwards, I asked him if I could sew up my own wound, he said "Suture self"
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Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago
How did Luke know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas? He felt his presents.
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Katherine Boag 4 years ago
I once said fruit flies like a potato and really annoyed someone for getting this joke 'wrong'
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Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago (edited)
Some men have their hair parted on the left, some have it parted on the right, still others have it parted in the middle, and many have it departed.
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KiwiBubbles 4 years ago
I only very recently realized how literal the term "blood vessels" is. Like, you don't think about it... it's just what they're called! I knew what "vessel" means... (something that contains or carries something). So blood vessels contain and carry blood... IDK, blew my mind. O_O
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SoulMan80 4 years ago
These may be 'Dad jokes' but they're good! I laughed a lot so they must be good!
Luisa Vasconcelos 4 years ago
Or you and I have sense of humor of a child. (dad joke)
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SoulMan80 4 years ago
These may be 'Dad jokes' but they're good! I laughed a lot so they must be good!
Luisa Vasconcelos 4 years ago
Or you and I have sense of humor of a child. (dad joke)
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