This Insta Account Is The One All Dads Should Follow And Here Are 30 Of The Best Jokes Posted There (New Pics)

Give a man a fish and you will feed him for the day, give the man a poisoned fish, and you feed him for a lifetime.

I don't why I laughed at this more than the other. 😂

Give me five bro. - A high five or a low five? - A highbrow.

Some of them are even bueno

that was a shitty joke

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That's what I call smart wife

but...but what about voltron-

oh s**t man..

Beekeeper's dozen

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what did he write in so many of them?

I don't carrot all about what she eats! Lettuce change the subject.

Do you have a poetry class? I would love to join. The best poetry i've made is a bowl, but it just looks like a lump of clay with a hole in the middle...

you take my happymeal meme

What about your kid Greedo? I bet they also hate it.

To the guy that stole my anxiety meds. Hope your life is worry free.

Jajajajajajajajajajajajajaja!

lol

And, are far easier, not to mention cheaper, to deal with than kids...

At least it doesn't cost too much :)

And the police are not saying anything, just keeping you in the dark.

i lolled

True story 😑

Not so easy to do it in pandemic, though

I wheezed

That's what we all do lately, but for different reason

They can. Instead of black and white keys, they just use skeleton keys.

Update: They found it. The case was closed.

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Leave a sick man on the street and in future he will owe you nothing. But take him to the ER and he'll be indebted for life.

Reading this aloud was confusingly difficult.

He was enlightened

You saw right through her

I almost got in a strangers car it was an accident.

You don't say.

*Slow claps*

It took you only a Fortnite to recover.

W O O O W

This is just a censor

😅

Well, this sucks

Her lips are sealed

What did a fisherman say to the trout? - Stop wiggling, you're off the hook.

Took me a minute

wait why is everyone downvoting serial pacifist? Is there something I don't know?

What do reindeer say every time they take a picture on a housetop? “Click click click.”

wow, not JUST #2, but a SOLID #2...

My new year's resolution. 😂

I wonder if he actually pressed his head on the keyboard to see what keys will be pushed....

Until it's emp-T (I'll show myself out)

o, p, q, ARRRRRRR.

I wonder why...

That one took a minute

._.

I'm so gonna catch heat for rebutting this one...

(⌐■_■)

This one made me laugh.

Who was that dad who had such an intelligent brain?

Two people walked into a bar, one by one. The first one walked into it. The second one ducked.

(^ω^)

Weakened... took me a while...lol

This reminds me of the joke with the Epipen

After that, they'll just give you the cold shoulder

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biden woop woop! boo trump