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30 Times People Wrote Something So Savage, It Ended Up On The “Cursed Comments” Instagram Page
The internet is a gift that keeps on giving. The sheer amount of content it holds means that there ought to be a little something for everyone there, no matter the topic or format. Quite a few internet users would likely agree that the comment section contains some of the most amusing examples of online activity. Especially for dark humor enthusiasts who can find an abundance of what can only be called “cursed” comments to giggle at.
Luckily for those who enjoy such type of content, the internet provides plenty of sources to find it, such as the ‘Cursed Comments’ Instagram account, for instance. Dedicated to grim humor, it boasts quite an impressive collection of people’s remarks that might make you feel bad for laughing. Scroll down to view some of their best examples on the list below.
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#1
David Wambold 2 years ago
When whole paycheck went to unfun things like bills, rent and food from grocery store.
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
I personally find grocery shopping exciting. It’s a way to get out of social events XD
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Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
Oh dear, I guess I'm not in the mood at all for cursed comments then lol again, just a cruel joke. Where is the "wholesome" BP from yesterday??
Jennifer DeFillippo 2 years ago
When I realized (on my 13th birthday) that I was getting too old to play with dolls.
Auntie Panda 2 years ago
Same here. But I kept playing with my Barbies to rebel.
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Rabbit Of ill Portent(she/her) 2 years ago
When you hear music that came out when you were in high school/middle school on the classic or oldies station 😅😅😂😂😂😫😫😭😭😭
SingingCatMom 2 years ago
What?????I'm not a child any more? WHY DIDN"T SOMEONE TELL ME!!???!!
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#2
Sassawrasse 2 years ago
Mmm nonconsensual romantic ideals of people who have never been in a relationship.
Nobody 2 years ago
or you're in a hotel room, you wake up and it's the manager sucking your toes
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
Oddly specific. Let me guess. This happened to nobody?
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Consequential_mishaps 2 years ago
I don't think anyone paid much attention to who tweeted this.
Nadine Bamberger 2 years ago
Or would never give consens while being awake. I think it's just creepy.
xolitaire 2 years ago
No its NOT. Don't do anything to people who are asleep, unless its a SO who is explicitly ok with it. No exceptions.
Pond Lady 2 years ago
My ex Mother In Law left for work a few hours earlier than my ex Father In Law. Every morning as soon as she put on her makeup she would kiss her husband on the forehead while he slept leaving a very red lipstick stain. He would see her sign of an affectionate good bye in the mirror. I always thought that was such a touching thing.
Roy Briggs 2 years ago
Having done a decade in the US Federal system, I can attest that, no, you do not want this to happen! I cannot stop laughing at this!
#3
Christof Irran 2 years ago (edited)
I wouldn't worry about the ones that can hear you. I would worry about the eye-less ones that can see you anyway.
Joshua David 2 years ago
No. It's just your phone blaming the dolls of doing it to keep suspicion off them lol.
The exact amount of content online is difficult to determine, though Statista estimated that back in 2020, it was roughly 64.2 zettabytes. Such mind-boggling numbers mean there must be quite a few comments out there as well, as Media Engagement’s survey shows that 55% of Americans have left commentary on the internet at least once while browsing.
It also revealed that roughly 78% have spent some time reading the comments, some of which, as you can see on the list, can get pretty wild. It might be related to the fact that nearly 67% of those surveyed believe anonymity in the comment sections allows users to share ideas they might be reluctant to express otherwise.
#4
Loverboy 2 years ago
Homosexual behavior is observed in over a thousand species worldwide. And guess what? Homophobia is observed in only one of those species. Humans. Who's unnatural again?
Ivo H 2 years ago
All these species obviously copied the behaviour from gay tourists! /s
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Mr.G86 2 years ago
Bruh, even as a straight man I kno homosexuality plays a roll in society. For example, if a heterosexual couple died and left children to fend for themselves, at least a gay couple who CANT have kids could adopt them as their own. Whether you're gay or straight or Trans, kids still need love and reassurance. EVERY F*****G DAY!
P.C. 2 years ago
Could be a straight couple Who adopts then because the woman or man can’t reproduce too 👀 or maybe it could be me and my husband, who’ve decided there are too many children and not enough parents to reproduce ourselves, so we adopt some teens or something.
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Analyn Lahr 2 years ago
I don't think they were copying. Homosexuality is not a learned behavior. It's not something a person or animal just decides one day.
Lesbitarian Lady 2 years ago
Why can't "Worldwide Officials" concentrate on the real issues at hand ? Instead they are distracting us with the things that can not help us get through the rough times at all. The distractions are getting citizens worked up. We forget about what we need them to really be focusing on. Personally, I can give a s*** about homosexuality. Tell me about getting inflation down. For one example
Doug Rebertus 2 years ago
He's positioned well above where he needs to be. Same-sex hookups like this are a dominance feature, the stronger animal on top in a position of authority. Transmogrification doesn't look good on you. Kindly resist the urge to respond. I'm not interested in your rationalizations.
Nathalie Hidalgo 2 years ago
Does this tower of fur look tone a triple decker to anyone else???
#5
David Wambold 2 years ago
"Was that your wife or your sister I saw at the strip club last night?"
Whether anonymously or not, quite a few people use the comment section to express their wit and a rather dark sense of humor. Even though the latter might seem completely unacceptable to some—online or in real life—others appreciate people’s ability to look at taboo subjects in a rather lighthearted way.
Research on cognitive and emotional demands of dark humor processing revealed that people who enjoy such a sense of humor tend to show higher levels of intelligence than those who oppose it.
#6
Enlee Jones 2 years ago
In May 2019, the US Army tweeted “How has serving impacted you?”, obviously expecting a bunch of patriotic ‘I am proud to serve my country, Go America Rah!’ answers. Instead they were flooded with messages about depression, PTSD, suicides, sexual harassment/assault, and getting kicked out for being gay.
René Sauer 2 years ago
I was confused at first what the wife F***ing other guys had to do with fireworks...
Nikki Gross 2 years ago (edited)
I come from a large military family and we've had 5 suicides, alcoholism, PTSD and depression. I support the military but my family has sacrificed enough for this country.
Sharon Jackson 2 years ago
Oh wow. Poor guy. Brutal. I hope he gets the help he needs and a better wife.
#8
Jennifer Clayton 2 years ago
At least credit the comedian whose joke you stole: Anthony Jeselnik.
Sunshine 2 years ago
Thank you. I couldn't understand that it was a joke.
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Pamela24 2 years ago
I know it's supposed to be a joke but the premise irks me. Like...haha, people hate their spouse they willingly stayed married to. Haha - wife bad.
Chihuahua Mama 2 years ago
I hate these types of boomer jokes about hating your spouse. They're just not funny
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Poor wife and husband idc that this is a joke u shouldn't be in a marriage ur not happy with :(
Non Bi-nary Panda ️ 2 years ago
I actually have a neighbor with dementia it’s sad she never remembers me but is always friendly.
Auntriarch 2 years ago
Me neither. Sorry my dad has Alzheimer's so I can't laugh, much as I'd like to be able to.
Load More Replies... Ariana Whitby 2 years ago
I've seen this a few times and thought it said pain in his eyes. I am aggravated
Peggy Smith 2 years ago
He obviously doesn't remember, so tell him she is getting groceries, mailing a letter, or getting her hair andnails done. Make him happy if only for a few seconds.
Published in the ‘Cognitive Processing’ journal, the research was carried out by having 156 adults rate dark humor cartoons and conducting measurements of three factors: intelligence, mood disturbance, and aggressiveness.
The results pointed out that those inclined to a dark sense of humor showed the highest values in regards to intelligence, and lowest ones regarding mood disturbance and aggression. People less in favor of dark humor showed average intelligence scores and high mood disturbance as well as high levels of aggressiveness.
#9
Analyn Lahr 2 years ago (edited)
Seriously though, why? I heard that in prison it means he's available.
Penny Brueggemann 2 years ago
Today an unkempt man was bending over to lean on his shopping cart. His a$$ crack was showing WAY too far. I wanted to tell him to pull his pants up but the look in his eyes was scary. I hope someone buys him underwear soon
Natty Tempest 2 years ago
It's 'gangsta' because it's done in prison... To advertise their b******e is open for action!
#10
Eric G 2 years ago
When the police show up, just say someone dropped a banana peel and you spun out of control
MaximumKarmaSaint 2 years ago
Or just shout as they're coming into the store, "GODDAMNED RED SHELLS!!".
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#11
Prince of Darkness 2 years ago
don't stop him! he's offering to exit the gene pool VOLUNTARILY!!!
It might not be easy to explain why we laugh at jokes based on all kinds of horrible situations, but there are some theories regarding the matter. Psychological Science covered an idea proposed by behavioral scientist Peter McGraw and his colleagues, known as the “benign-violation theory”.
It is based on people being amused by certain moral violations, such as threats to their beliefs or disparaging statements, as long as the violations are harmless. If the tone that is used to present the threat is playful rather than menacing, it evokes laughter rather than fear or sadness.
#12
cats_from_the_void 2 years ago
huh. i didn't know someone kept video game controllers in their locker.
Must Be Bored Again 2 years ago
I thought they were flashlights with ping pong balls glued on the lens part. Thought guy was joking around, I don't play or have any video games so only familiar with Xbox controllers that are always being pictured in bored panda. I don't have any of those "other" toys either!
David Henry 2 years ago
If you know what your sister's vibrator looks like, you might be a redneck.
#13
freakingbee is going offline 2 years ago
and he's sleeping with his eyes open!
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Kristiina 2 years ago
Why are chiropractic even a profession? They injure people on regular basis and have contributed in deaths of some.
Adam Belaire 2 years ago
Because they do help if they are properly certified and licensed. My posture would be worse than Quasimodo if it wasn't for my chiropractor.
Load More Replies... Take me to dinner first 2 years ago (edited)
Maybe I'm being too harsh, but this is just wrong. Not funny when too many people have suffered severe consequences after an error
Christof Irran 2 years ago
Saw this video on Facebook where this animal chiropractor adjusted a cat's spine. Then the camera showed a guy trying the same thing on the family dog. And then it showed these three kids standing there, crying while dad dug a hole in the yard.
#14
Brenda 2 years ago
As a cancer survivor, I don't like th!s. I only made it to stage 2.5 and I'm jealous!
Based on the theory, the thing that separates a threat from a joke is psychological distance, which comes in four varieties: spatial, social, temporal, and mental. For example, a joke based on something that occurred far far away (the spatial variety) might not seem as harsh as one based on something happening nearby. Similarly, something might not seem funny if it’s related to someone you know (social), if it happened yesterday instead of years ago (temporal), or if it is based on real events rather than a hypothetical scenario in your head (mental).
The theory suggests that whether the joke is going to be a success or not depends on the combination of moral threat, emotional safety, and psychological distance.
#15
Lem Johnson 2 years ago
And I'd absolutely eat you if I was hungry enough.
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Jared Robinson 2 years ago
Thank god I choose xbox. I don't want to be eaten by a PS controller.
Rod Garrett 2 years ago
Cows need to run faster. No one ever threw a cheetah steak on the grill.
Thomas Regimbal 2 years ago
Humans are made out of food as well same meat that you eat off animals is the same meat that comes from people so that argument is flawed.
#16
Alex Andrews 2 years ago
White blood cells don't actually fight to keep you healthy, they fight to kill the intruders, you are just a casualty if you are damaged/killed in the process.
Gmaddles 2 years ago
Now we're all really damaged if we don't even have our white blood cells out there kicking a*s for us
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Craig Boddys 2 years ago
Forget my comment on the other post, THiS is the best reply ever (sick humour)
#17
Eric G 2 years ago
Well, if it's any of my girlfriends, it's "wow, it looks a lot smaller in person than I thought it would be."
mr_sarcastic 2 years ago (edited)
A) "I cant wait to stuff you" B) "Aww its so cute" C) "I wonder how many people have been in here?" D) "Well, this is disappointing"
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
"I'm pretty sure that's not where that bone is supposed to go."
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
"Now, we're finally going to reveal what no-one has seen in such a long, long time."
In subsequent research, McGraw revealed that the extent of psychological distance that is required for a joke to be funny depends on the gravity of the situation it is based on. One of the ways researchers tried proving the hypothesis was asking a number of people which scenario they were more likely to find funnier—being hit by a car five years ago or yesterday. 99% of those surveyed chose the former.
#18
Loverboy 2 years ago
That's what I've been saying! I drop the soap on purpose and judge them then.
Saint Tim the Godless 2 years ago
Let's send the Evangelicals there. They LOVE judging gay sex.
Load More Replies... Blue Chambers 2 years ago
The guys who do it in prison say its not gay. But personally I find it one of the more gay things out there.
#19
#20
Take me to dinner first 2 years ago (edited)
Oh- I guess my mind went to a very very very dirty place
Ashen Raine 2 years ago
Same. How the hell does that have two so radically different meanings? 😅
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Cosmologist wannabe 2 years ago
well, he was… successful with that technique, sadly I could never see him do it again.
Must Be Bored Again 2 years ago
Ok, I'll bite. Naïve enough. What is origin of the saying "one stroke technique"? I know about the "guy stroking" thing and also the medical version of stroke. But what does "one stroke" version refer to. Be nice, I am actually asking a legitimate question.
Psychological distance might be one of the reasons why some people find dark humor funnier than others. It only makes sense that a person somehow linked to certain unfortunate events won’t find humor based on them very funny. And understandably so; laughing at heartbreak-related jokes, for instance, might be pretty difficult if you had yours broken two days ago.
#21
Rocco MZ 2 years ago
One time at a Christmas party at our house we put a really nice scented candle in the bathroom. At one point, I was in line and there was one guy in front of me and a very attractive woman had gone in. She came out and said, "Wow, wait until you smell that!" Both him and I shot beer out of our nose laughing. She said, "THE CANDLE! WAIT TIL YOU SMELL THE CANDLE!"
LeiLah 2 years ago
When I was pregnant with the twins I was lucky to have a mostly prefect pregnancy (until 3rd trimester when everything got too heavy for me - another story for another time). One of the few times I had "morning sickness" type issues is when my husband said, "smell this!" And my stupid @$$ complied!! He was handing me his watch band, which was a bit overdue for a cleaning and he's been wearing in the scorching Florida heat.
LeiLah 2 years ago
The pungent ode de wrist-cheese build up put beneath my nose was one of the most Fowler of smells known to mankind!. No doubt, I would've gaged had I not been pregnant. Bug add being pregnant to that... I went into violent entire body convulsive gags! My eyes watering so heavily, tears were steaming down my face. It went on and on.
Load More Replies... DadManBlues 2 years ago
That's a big fat lie. When women ask men to smell something that thing spent usually 2 weeks in the fridge and turned into grey or green. Women think we men are all chemical weapons experts.
Sue Phillips 2 years ago
I hit enter too soon. I've told husband that if he were stuck in quick sand and the only part of him remaining out of it was his finger, I still wouldn't pull it.
P.C. 2 years ago
Hey, key Words here: GIRL. And WOMEN. Little girls aren’t women yet, they haven’t matured. Most women will indeed only tell you to smell something nice. For me, it’s the lavender and rosemary I’ll always be finding and picking, as well as those jasmines and toxic banana smelling flowers :3
#22
#23
Whether it’s grim or more lighthearted, humor can help people deal with difficult times. The American Institute of Stress revealed that processing humor is a brain activity related to wit, mirth, and laughter—cognitive, emotional, and physiological responses respectively. It pointed out that focusing on them, by doing laughter yoga, for instance, can help minimize anger and anxiety or reduce the pressure and tension caused by stress.
#24
Loverboy 2 years ago
Logan is proving himself time and time again to be a piece of s**t. It's a shame, I was really starting to like him.
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
When? When could you possibly ever have liked him? He's been a wall-to-wall d-bag ever since he started posting videos on Vine.
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Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago
He's like listening to the limbo song; “go lower now, lower, how low can you go?“
#26
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
I don't know if I am getting it. Is it implying the doctor drinks your pee sample? Or that once you have done a urine test for alcohol you immediately go drinking afterwards?
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#27
cats_from_the_void 2 years ago
Click here --> for some great recipes! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0
Rachel Smith 2 years ago
I had two Roborovski hamsters and let me tell you what they would run on the freaking wheel about 8-12 hours a day. I had 2 wheels but they always liked using the same one so I got 1 slightly bigger and wider wheel and they would run in tandem. They used it so much it started squeaking really badly, then I got industrial grade lubricant and had to reapply it every few weeks. They loooooove running
#28
David Henry 2 years ago (edited)
Never dreamed I'd say this of a doggo, but GET THAT F*****G THING OFF MY SCREEN!!!
PlatinumTheCat 2 years ago
Am I the only one who really hates this one, I just hate, and I can’t… I just can’t
#29
Demolition Lover (He/him) 2 years ago
Lol yeah this kinda thing has happened to me. Dad Bot responds to any "I'm______" message in a server, which can get awkward sometimes. You could be trying to vent to someone, and then it comes in in like "Hey a burden to everyone, I'm dad!" .
#30
cats_from_the_void 2 years ago (edited)
oh the joys of early childhood scarring, i was shown this in primary school by a 'kind' friend
Coolwhip 2 years ago
I caught my daughter doing this and watched her as she didn't get scared and tried to do it again and again. I asked what she was doing and she said "I'm trying to beat it, but I keep messing up and the lady keeps popping up" Like girl, you didn't freak out and almost burn your computer like the rest of us? You just restarted it and tried to beat it?! I was so confused lol.
Norm Gilmore 2 years ago
Scary Maze Game. After 3? levels it flashes the face of the girl from The Exorcist with a loud noise.
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Ian Reynolds 2 years ago
I will never forget the time I convinced my mother to play this with headphones. Hilarious!!!
For those who thrive on amusement found in unexpected places online, dark humor may offer some of the finest examples. The wide expanse of quirky comments shared on various platforms intrigues many, painting a picture of the unconstrained imagination and wit people share on the internet.
Thus, it might be enlightening to explore the unexpected hilarity and boldness embedded in some of these most infamous social media replies.
#31
Eastendbird 2 years ago (edited)
These are bad taste jokes. They include necrophilia, child abuse, AIDS and the Tiananmen Square Massacre. This is where you want to draw the line?
AwfullyWaffley 2 years ago
I know! People at school “joke” about all that stuff and more. I hear people “joking” about hitler every day. People are Eff-ed up.
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Needmorecowbell 2 years ago
This will never be funny. Actually, most of these jokes are s**t. Nothing like giggling at child sexual abuse and people dying of cancer. Dark humor is one thing, but these are a bridge too far.
Fly_Agaric_Frog 🇺🇦 2 years ago
Ok. This is just too much. There is dark humor, and there is just offensive humor. (The humor is non-existent)
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Jeff Mcelfresh 2 years ago
Same, kinda. It's so slow and full of ads now that I can barely even scroll anymore. And the community is getting more and more toxic everyday, it seems
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Jeff Mcelfresh 2 years ago
Same, kinda. It's so slow and full of ads now that I can barely even scroll anymore. And the community is getting more and more toxic everyday, it seems
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