Fictional Grandma Myrna Tellingheusen has been making her followers on Twitter chuckle since 2015, with her satirical pearls of wisdom lampooning the kind of stereotypes that the elderly deal with on a daily basis.
While Myrna's true identity is not known, we here at Bored Panda managed to get a few words from the person behind the account in a previous post. "
"I exist in a modular home park in Rainbow, California, a sleepy little town just north of San Diego, and just south of Temecula," they told us. "My story is long and fascinating. However, the short version of this story is I want to make social media fun."
"There is too much acrimony in the world right now, and people need to better their sense of humor."
Whatever the true identity of Myrna really is, you gotta admit that they do a great job. You'll recognize a little bit of your own grandma in some of these tweets! Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!
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Why don't they? Let's be honest..no one cares who their great grand nieces best friends dog was...we want to know what happened?? It's why we watch crime shows. Get to the good stuff people.
I have to say I am kind of interested in trying “secret recipe” Christmas brownies lol.
My step-dad (RIP, Stan) twenty years ago cut down a very much wanted tree in the backyard because Alabama (Crimson Tide) lost a game. My mom was not happy. But he was ok after because he was too tired to be upset about the game
Me, drunk: mR oOBeR, cAn u tAkE mE to tHE hoSpiTaL? My BLooD tYpE iS rED
Not only excessively cheerful,also excessively LOUD,assuming all elderly are deaf...had my mother foaming at the mouth!
Granny, If you need to get rid of all those raged baked goods, I can rage eat.
The one who is anti mash-potatoes. You don't wanna go down that path Myrna . Trust me on this 😬😬
I use the extension cord more often and I almost never roll it up properly (I know how).
This is great, but you know Grandma would never know how to use hashtags!
One thing I can't figure out: Why is the Secretary of State the only place that charges a fee if you DON'T pay with a check?