Ryan Reynolds and Chrissy Teigen might be the king and queen of Twitter but even the Royals have to respect their elders. Myrna Tellingheusen has been tweeting since 2015, and her wise quotes perfectly poke fun at the stereotypes surrounding old folks. So far, little is known about Myrna, and her identity is a complete mystery. Some of her followers want to believe the old lady behind all the life advice is real, while others think she's nothing more than a fictional character. In hopes of finding out something about this internet persona, we've invited her for a little chat.

"I exist in a modular home park in Rainbow, California, a sleepy little town just north of San Diego, and just south of Temecula," Myrna told Bored Panda. "My story is long and fascinating. However, the short version of this story is I want to make social media fun."

"There is too much acrimony in the world right now, and people need to better their sense of humor."

But regardless of who's behind the grandma quotes account, it doesn't make Myrna's tweets any less hilarious. And maybe that's the point. Maybe it's your grandma sharing the life tips; maybe it's a thirty-something literature professor that has a knack for humorous quotes. The mysteries behind Myrna only add more charm to her Twitter game. Scroll down to read her funny quotes on holding grudges, hard-boiled eggs, and other serious topics. Oh, and don't forget to upvote your faves.

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Allie G.
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

THIS IS SO TRUE! Vanilla essence is terrible and ruins cookies.

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Last Hurrah
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And everybody's sayin' that there's nobody meaner Than the little old lady from Pasadena

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Grace Smith
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do the same. Clearly I am the alpha lobster

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Annabelle Freeman
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry Myrna, sometimes it's not always about trends but about allergies XD

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StarsBeyond
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, and i would like the sweater with zebra print cantaloupes, please.

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Agnes Jekyll
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've never understood decorative soaps. What do you do with them after 30 years.

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B
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You get her, Myrna. You GET HER!! Grr...

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Jaguarundi
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Dead Cow" Estates? Was this lost in translation? (LOVE the toaster cozy by the way). My Grandmother had clothing for all of her kitchen appliances and a box for the bread.

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Parmeisan
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I witnessed my mom invent this joke. At least, she had discovered the last half of it when we told her it was already a thing. She was so sad because she thought she was the first to think of it.

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Aaron Kara
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And no greater shame than falling to temptation and eating them all in one night...I'm not allowed advent calendars anymore...

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Pan Narrans
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Invest one day of your life. Welcome all kids on your doorstep. Let them sing, let them perform. And award them with apples, grapes, tangerines etc. Glow your best smile at the look on their faces. Word will spread.

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Kevin Aston Hoey
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Despite laminating my rage, I’m still just a rat in a cage

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Patricia Ross
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the philosophy I have with "dry clean only". Oh really? Let's see.

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Carol Emory
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That happened with my Dad frequently... Click-click..click-click...click-click.. "Dad..do you have your blinker on again?" "You just won't let me leave that on will you!?!"

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Samantha Bing
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The hashtag is at the end! adorablytrending#

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BusLady
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Better than a store bought cake. Lol

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Jo Johannsen
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And disgusting, too!! Went to deli for potato salad, wanted to know what's San Francisco style? "Oh, that's the sweet one made with Miracle Whip." Gag me with a spoon.

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Savant
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The next day I count my leftovers

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Matt Richardson
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who uses a magazine as a coaster anyway? It's time to excommunicate her.

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Jaguarundi
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I pretend I'm deaf and sign "No thank you" at them.

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Trisha Haskett
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why didn't you name the boy Easton West? I lost money people!

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Wiggity
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unless it's IHOP or Waffle House.......in which case a sticky menu is a quality check.

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Carol Emory
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cuz if you can't show up on time for Jesus, then you just shouldn't show up....

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Savant
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

swiffer like you have never swiffered before

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Bobbi Newell
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4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

From there, it's just a short step away from leaving your outdoor Christmas lights up till June...

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Jaguarundi
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Forward that to me please?