Ryan Reynolds and Chrissy Teigen might be the king and queen of Twitter but even the Royals have to respect their elders. Myrna Tellingheusen has been tweeting since 2015, and her wise quotes perfectly poke fun at the stereotypes surrounding old folks. So far, little is known about Myrna, and her identity is a complete mystery. Some of her followers want to believe the old lady behind all the life advice is real, while others think she's nothing more than a fictional character. In hopes of finding out something about this internet persona, we've invited her for a little chat.

"I exist in a modular home park in Rainbow, California, a sleepy little town just north of San Diego, and just south of Temecula," Myrna told Bored Panda. "My story is long and fascinating. However, the short version of this story is I want to make social media fun."

"There is too much acrimony in the world right now, and people need to better their sense of humor."

But regardless of who's behind the grandma quotes account, it doesn't make Myrna's tweets any less hilarious. And maybe that's the point. Maybe it's your grandma sharing the life tips; maybe it's a thirty-something literature professor that has a knack for humorous quotes. The mysteries behind Myrna only add more charm to her Twitter game. Scroll down to read her funny quotes on holding grudges, hard-boiled eggs, and other serious topics. Oh, and don't forget to upvote your faves.

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StarsBeyond 7 months ago

This is the best one!

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Danni from Oz 7 months ago

“But it was cheaper!”

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Aaron Kara 7 months ago

And she never will...

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JessG 7 months ago

TRUE!

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Wiggity 7 months ago

I am 100% on board with this proposal.

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Kevin Donegan 7 months ago

Myrna can be bitchy when she wants to be!

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Hallak65 7 months ago

Lile the half the internet

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Grace Smith 7 months ago

OH MY GOSH SHE DIDNT

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Allie G. 7 months ago

THIS IS SO TRUE! Vanilla essence is terrible and ruins cookies.

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Mother Mary Helen 7 months ago

lmao, been there, Myrna

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Marlene Riethmüller 7 months ago

:-D

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ESL 7 months ago

That's a public service!

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Last Hurrah 7 months ago

And everybody's sayin' that there's nobody meaner Than the little old lady from Pasadena

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Grace Smith 7 months ago

I do the same. Clearly I am the alpha lobster

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Annabelle Freeman 7 months ago

Sorry Myrna, sometimes it's not always about trends but about allergies XD

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Dan H 7 months ago

Like a cannon!

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Yvonne Bernal 7 months ago

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat!

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Translation: You gave the host the 'finger'.

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StarsBeyond 7 months ago

Yes, and i would like the sweater with zebra print cantaloupes, please.

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Mira Maier 7 months ago

I am really lost when it comes to decorative soaps. Why do they exist? And most importantly: what do you do with the ones someone gave you as a gift?

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Harold Summer 7 months ago

Lead us into temptation and deliver us to Cinnabon.

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A fashion faux pas!

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B 7 months ago

You get her, Myrna. You GET HER!! Grr...

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Mother Mary Helen 7 months ago

MR. NIXON!!! XD

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Jaguarundi 7 months ago

"Dead Cow" Estates? Was this lost in translation? (LOVE the toaster cozy by the way). My Grandmother had clothing for all of her kitchen appliances and a box for the bread.

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Parmeisan 7 months ago

I witnessed my mom invent this joke. At least, she had discovered the last half of it when we told her it was already a thing. She was so sad because she thought she was the first to think of it.

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Aaron Kara 7 months ago

And no greater shame than falling to temptation and eating them all in one night...I'm not allowed advent calendars anymore...

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Grace Smith 7 months ago

Freaking Joan

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Pan Narrans 7 months ago

Invest one day of your life. Welcome all kids on your doorstep. Let them sing, let them perform. And award them with apples, grapes, tangerines etc. Glow your best smile at the look on their faces. Word will spread.

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Kevin Aston Hoey 7 months ago

Despite laminating my rage, I’m still just a rat in a cage

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Patricia Ross 7 months ago

This is the philosophy I have with "dry clean only". Oh really? Let's see.

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MammaG 7 months ago

"Satan's symphony." I have tears.

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Bobbi Newell 7 months ago

With our elbows if our hands were full!

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Alex K 7 months ago

only micro?

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Carol Emory 7 months ago

That happened with my Dad frequently... Click-click..click-click...click-click.. "Dad..do you have your blinker on again?" "You just won't let me leave that on will you!?!"

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Kristof De Smet 7 months ago

My wife does the exact same thing! And she is 35...

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Samantha Bing 7 months ago

The hashtag is at the end! adorablytrending#

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Grace Smith 7 months ago

BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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BusLady 7 months ago

Better than a store bought cake. Lol

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Trisha Haskett 7 months ago

pyrex. Harder than any man as well

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Jo Johannsen 7 months ago

And disgusting, too!! Went to deli for potato salad, wanted to know what's San Francisco style? "Oh, that's the sweet one made with Miracle Whip." Gag me with a spoon.

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First Last 7 months ago

Sounds like a wonderful day to me

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Moo Moo Futch 7 months ago

Damn! Someone's gonna need some lotion for that BURN.

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Savant 7 months ago

The next day I count my leftovers

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Matt Richardson 7 months ago

Who uses a magazine as a coaster anyway? It's time to excommunicate her.

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Jaguarundi 7 months ago

I pretend I'm deaf and sign "No thank you" at them.

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Trisha Haskett 7 months ago

Why didn't you name the boy Easton West? I lost money people!

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BusLady 7 months ago

I am so guilty of this.

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First Last 7 months ago

I love hummus though.

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Grace Smith 7 months ago

Wait what? People made cauliflower into rice?

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Patricia Ross 7 months ago

hehehe

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Trisha Haskett 7 months ago

Chaos . I tell you. Total chaos!

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Wiggity 7 months ago

Unless it's IHOP or Waffle House.......in which case a sticky menu is a quality check.

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Carol Emory 7 months ago

Cuz if you can't show up on time for Jesus, then you just shouldn't show up....

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BusLady 7 months ago

Young Hip Replacement?

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Savant 7 months ago

swiffer like you have never swiffered before

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Bobbi Newell 7 months ago (edited)

From there, it's just a short step away from leaving your outdoor Christmas lights up till June...

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Jaguarundi 7 months ago

Forward that to me please?

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Jill Casey 7 months ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂 all of these have made my horrendous week feel do-able again. Many thanks!

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Grace Smith 7 months ago

GOD DAMMIT MARGARET

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Christopher Mack 7 months ago

I agree....98%

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Rose the Cook 7 months ago

Are you my ex mother in law?

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Jane Doe 7 months ago

...and stay at home moms to do the cooking.

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Dispatcherqueen 7 months ago

I haven't laughed this much in a long time. Thank you!!

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holo it's me 7 months ago

A passive aggressive queen

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Sue Grigg 7 months ago

I so agree with this. Not even kidding, I hate that "big room" concept, there's absolutely nothing cozy about them.

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SnowyLynx 7 months ago

Emperor Palpatine: “let the hate flow”

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BusLady 7 months ago

Ah, Lyle and his hippie friends! Did they bring brownies?

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SnowyLynx 7 months ago

Preach it sister

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BusLady 7 months ago

And you spent 3 months crocheting an afghan for her.

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Ryo Bakura 7 months ago

"Why don't these kids have a real job?"

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BusLady 7 months ago

Gotta know how many gifts to buy.

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Harold Summer 7 months ago

and he didn't put them back, either.

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SnowyLynx 7 months ago

This is hilarious!

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Ryo Bakura 7 months ago

That fluoride isn't going to drink itself.

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Rebekah 7 months ago

Cool Whip Carol... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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Patricia Ross 7 months ago

Oh yeah, they remember you. You're a JoAnn legend now.

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