Fictional Grandma Myrna Tellingheusen has been making her followers on Twitter chuckle since 2015, with her satirical pearls of wisdom lampooning the kind of stereotypes that the elderly deal with on a daily basis.

While Myrna's true identity is not known, we here at Bored Panda managed to get a few words from the person behind the account in a previous post. "

"I exist in a modular home park in Rainbow, California, a sleepy little town just north of San Diego, and just south of Temecula," they told us. "My story is long and fascinating. However, the short version of this story is I want to make social media fun."

"There is too much acrimony in the world right now, and people need to better their sense of humor."

Whatever the true identity of Myrna really is, you gotta admit that they do a great job. You'll recognize a little bit of your own grandma in some of these tweets! Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!

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Jacob/Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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4 months ago (edited)

Why don't they? Let's be honest..no one cares who their great grand nieces best friends dog was...we want to know what happened?? It's why we watch crime shows. Get to the good stuff people.

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Janine B.
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4 months ago

Lmao! 😂😂😂

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Sonka
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4 months ago

brilliant !!! I shall do same

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JP
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4 months ago

Ok. This one needs to be higher! LOL

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Lizzy Potter
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4 months ago

Hahahaha this is hilarious

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Jessica
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4 months ago

I'm both inspired and insulted

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Tara
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4 months ago

Ridiculous sword fight program? Internet Grandma, I bow down to you.

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Foxxy’s #1 fan
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4 months ago

Me too, grandma me too.

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Tara
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4 months ago

😂

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Foxxy’s #1 fan
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4 months ago

As long as it is silent.

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Foxxy’s #1 fan
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4 months ago

I have to say I am kind of interested in trying “secret recipe” Christmas brownies lol.

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Tara
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4 months ago

You tell ‘em

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Sonka
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4 months ago

or to tenderize a pork chop ..

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Tara
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4 months ago

This means nothing, but Hoopenlooper is a very fun word to say.

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STress the Terrible
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4 months ago

It' a squid!!!

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Casey C
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4 months ago

Is...is NOW the time for Christmas cookies?

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Elsker
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4 months ago

Oh my!! What am I looking at?!

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•—•
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4 months ago

I think I’ll use it too

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Bill
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4 months ago

At least he replaced the roll. Better than trying to walk across bathroom with pants around ankles to get to the linnen ckoset

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Theory Buchannon
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4 months ago

you go Doris

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张艺兴
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4 months ago

As you should

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Bill
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4 months ago

Merge means speed up before getting into the other lane. 35 for 3/4 mile while merging into 65 mph traffic is wrong

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Elizabeth Schuyler
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4 months ago

Mood

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Foxxy’s #1 fan
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4 months ago

A toaster has a crumb tray? (Jk)

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You’reGonnaDissaprove
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4 months ago

*an

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Bill
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4 months ago

So going to Pastafarian church?

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Juririn
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4 months ago

Yes, they are❤️

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Sarawyn
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4 months ago

OMG lol!!

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Tara
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4 months ago

What’s on the bottom, I wonder?

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Rachel Neye
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4 months ago

Yes be quiet,no room for distraction

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