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Fictional Grandma Myrna Tellingheusen has been making her followers on Twitter chuckle since 2015, with her satirical pearls of wisdom lampooning the kind of stereotypes that the elderly deal with on a daily basis.

While Myrna's true identity is not known, we here at Bored Panda managed to get a few words from the person behind the account in a previous post. "

"I exist in a modular home park in Rainbow, California, a sleepy little town just north of San Diego, and just south of Temecula," they told us. "My story is long and fascinating. However, the short version of this story is I want to make social media fun."

"There is too much acrimony in the world right now, and people need to better their sense of humor."

Whatever the true identity of Myrna really is, you gotta admit that they do a great job. You'll recognize a little bit of your own grandma in some of these tweets! Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!

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Jacob/Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
Community Member
6 years ago (edited)

Why don't they? Let's be honest..no one cares who their great grand nieces best friends dog was...we want to know what happened?? It's why we watch crime shows. Get to the good stuff people.

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    #2

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    Janine B.
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Lmao! 😂😂😂

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    #3

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    Barbara Vandewalle
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    I am going to remember that

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    JP
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Ok. This one needs to be higher! LOL

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    #5

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    Lizzy Potter
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Hahahaha this is hilarious

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    #6

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    Jessica
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    I'm both inspired and insulted

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    #7

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    Tara
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Ridiculous sword fight program? Internet Grandma, I bow down to you.

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    #8

    Granny Wisdom

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    Foxxy’s #1 fan
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Me too, grandma me too.

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    Tara
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    😂

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    #10

    Granny Wisdom

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    Foxxy’s #1 fan
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    As long as it is silent.

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    #11

    Granny Wisdom

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    Foxxy’s #1 fan
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    I have to say I am kind of interested in trying “secret recipe” Christmas brownies lol.

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    #12

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    Tara
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    You tell ‘em

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    #13

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    Jacob/Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    My step-dad (RIP, Stan) twenty years ago cut down a very much wanted tree in the backyard because Alabama (Crimson Tide) lost a game. My mom was not happy. But he was ok after because he was too tired to be upset about the game

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    #14

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    Tara
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    This means nothing, but Hoopenlooper is a very fun word to say.

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    #15

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    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    But THERE'S USUALLY CAKE!

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    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Add us on Google

    #16

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    Casey C
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Is...is NOW the time for Christmas cookies?

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    #17

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    Elsker
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Oh my!! What am I looking at?!

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    #18

    Granny Wisdom

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    •—•
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    I think I’ll use it too

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    #19

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    Bill
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    At least he replaced the roll. Better than trying to walk across bathroom with pants around ankles to get to the linnen ckoset

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    Theory Buchannon
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    you go Doris

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    #21

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    张艺兴
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    As you should

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    #22

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    Bill
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Merge means speed up before getting into the other lane. 35 for 3/4 mile while merging into 65 mph traffic is wrong

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    #23

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    Elizabeth Schuyler
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Mood

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    #24

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    Foxxy’s #1 fan
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    A toaster has a crumb tray? (Jk)

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    #25

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    You’reGonnaDissaprove
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    *an

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    #26

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    Bill
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    So going to Pastafarian church?

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    #27

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    Juririn
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Yes, they are❤️

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    #28

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    Sarawyn
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    OMG lol!!

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    #29

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    Tara
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    What’s on the bottom, I wonder?

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    #30

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    Rachel Neye
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Yes be quiet,no room for distraction

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    #31

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    Belle_Pandamonium
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    HA HA I KNOW, RIGHT? 🤣👍

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    #34

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    Belle_Pandamonium
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Lol

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    #35

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    Chabruce
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Place folded up slips of paper in a bowl and tell them pick a piece of paper and you get what's written. (P.S. all the slips of paper have "not a winner, sorry kid, better luck next year" written on them

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    #36

    Granny Wisdom

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    •—•
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Nah just keep the pear

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    John Laurens/Gay Turtle
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Me, drunk: mR oOBeR, cAn u tAkE mE to tHE hoSpiTaL? My BLooD tYpE iS rED

    #39

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    #40

    Granny Wisdom

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    Foxxy’s #1 fan
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    I need you to teach me that look.

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    #41

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    Grace Marraffa
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Ewwwww.... my mom still tricks my younger siblings with that

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    #42

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    Jana Renner
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    I love this!

    #43

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    Unhuman_Weirdo
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    #RBAL *rolling biscuits and laughing*

    #44

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    CincyReds
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    NO doubt! I want my whole Taramusu!

    #45

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    Jacob/Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Made my day

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    #46

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    Bill
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    I do

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    #48

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    CincyReds
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Mildred named her cat Mildred, I love it!

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    #49

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    Foxxy’s #1 fan
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Those are atrocious.

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    #50

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    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Doris, however, is quite pleased.

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    CincyReds
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    OMG that is awesome!

    #54

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    Heaven Scott
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    i personally do not like rice pudding

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    Sasy
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    That was such a Hyacinth Bucket sounding thing to say.

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    Belle_Pandamonium
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Mmmm. I agree Myrna. YUM 😋😋

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    Jette Wang Wahnon
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Not only excessively cheerful,also excessively LOUD,assuming all elderly are deaf...had my mother foaming at the mouth!

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    Chabruce
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Yes!

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    #60

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    MADELEINE KIMBALL
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    the deadliest of all curses

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    Unhuman_Weirdo
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    LoveYouMyrna#

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    #64

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    Foxxy’s #1 fan
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Lucky for me I say, no worries lol.

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    #65

    Granny Wisdom

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    I find cast iron overrated.

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    Not what you think.
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Granny, If you need to get rid of all those raged baked goods, I can rage eat.

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    CincyReds
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Day drinking is the best

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    Jacob/Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    At 11:54 pm? At jiffy lube?

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    Megan Curl
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    And don’t tell her she’s wrong either.

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    #75

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    Bill
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    When it is 110f you can set your coffee down for an hour and still piping hot.

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    Belle_Pandamonium
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    The one who is anti mash-potatoes. You don't wanna go down that path Myrna . Trust me on this 😬😬

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    Foxxy’s #1 fan
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    6 years ago

    I use the extension cord more often and I almost never roll it up properly (I know how).

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    Erika Jones
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    This is great, but you know Grandma would never know how to use hashtags!

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    Kristy P
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    6 years ago

    I like this one... from the day after Rick Ocasek's death. RIP.

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    Erika Jones
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    One thing I can't figure out: Why is the Secretary of State the only place that charges a fee if you DON'T pay with a check?

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    Grace Marraffa
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Try to remember Breatharianism

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    #89

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    Foxxy’s #1 fan
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Duct tape is awesome, great for warts too.

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    Tara
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    That’s just plain mean Myrna