When your partner tells you you've been sleep talking, it's as scary as it is intriguing. Did you reveal any secrets? Maybe you came up with the recipe for the elixir of immortality? One guy in Wichita, Kansas is talking so much and so amusingly in his sleep that his girlfriend eventually decided to start tweeting his phrases, and our funny bones can't thank her enough.

From asking a penguin for his pancakes to revealing that he's Jon Snow in disguise, this guy says so many ridiculously hilarious things, he deserves his own talk show. The Twitter account his girlfriend uses (@Sleep_Sayings) has racked up over 14,000 followers, and it deserves every single one of them. Scroll down to read some of the funniest things his unconscious mind had to say and vote for your favorites!

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Misterscooter 1 year ago

This guy's real dream is to write a sitcom.

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Last2Know 1 year ago

This is sort of genius

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Ok Ha-Neul 1 year ago

wtf? hentai???

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Ok Ha-Neul 1 year ago

get him some pancakes penguin

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silem arod 1 year ago

Either he hates Steve Jobs or he refers to the forbidden apple. Or just the apple hahahahahahaha

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Maike 1 year ago

there must be some ents somewhere

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1 year ago

What did he do to it??

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DaisyAppreciation 1 year ago

Always respect the toilets people

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1 year ago

Blue? Red?

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Socially Awkward 1 year ago

What if the duck doesn't know? Then what?

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A Ghost 1 year ago

Someone get him his dinosaurs back!

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Queen Ro$ie 1 year ago

I want to fly on a parasol too, bro, I feel you

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Misterscooter 1 year ago

Must be some tasty pants.

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Misterscooter 1 year ago

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

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Debbie Andersson 1 year ago

...I hope he isn´t dreaming about the future.

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Elina Kuusisto 1 year ago

I hate it when that happens!

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1 year ago

wear the burrito???

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Alia Gail 1 year ago

come down from there fido

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Queen Ro$ie 1 year ago

YEEET TIGERS

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1 year ago

O.o

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Ok Ha-Neul 1 year ago

teenage mutant ninja turtles yesss

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Hayley Lightcap 1 year ago

I tell my cats that all the time

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Agnes Jekyll 1 year ago

Excellent! I hate school exam dreams.

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Lara B. 1 year ago

Someone forgot to censor the second f*ck 8-)

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1 year ago

THEY ARENT ACTUALLY FRENCH FRIES THEYRE FROM BELGIUM...that's a thing you now know

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Maike 1 year ago

allright i will never do it again!

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1 year ago

Things i now know about him 1. He love Teenage mutant ninja turtles 2. He probably got a dog 3. He don't like burritos(?) 4. Lots of imagination :P

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1 year ago

Wise words

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DaisyAppreciation 1 year ago

These toenails just won't do 😕

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H4unt3dF0r3sts 1 year ago

NOT THE GUACAMOLE. NEVER THE GUACAMOLE.

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1 year ago

weirdly enough i was eating one 0-0

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Socially Awkward 1 year ago

What kind of messed up dreams is this guy having?

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Cerys Dunbar 1 year ago

the babies are getting you back for nicking their nose

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Socially Awkward 1 year ago

All hail the pig! 🐷

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Alia Gail 1 year ago

Hold on little guy

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Lara B. 1 year ago

Was it successful?

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Gillian Black 1 year ago

gotta watch those lobsters i mean have you seen the claw whee

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1 year ago

get it back!

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Thundor Fox 1 year ago

Honestly, how could you fall asleep in the middle of my lecture on rabbits?

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Gillian Black 1 year ago

ok I think I can relate to that???????????????????????

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Gillian Black 1 year ago

ok and the job is bell boy at the local hotel

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Gillian Black 1 year ago

he is always your co driver

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Anne Glare 1 year ago

Does that mean you're the princess of shit or just not a very good princess?

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Gillian Black 1 year ago

give the duck back it is his remote not yours

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Marnee DeRider 1 year ago

Thanks goodness he's a sleep-talker, not a sleep-walker

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Gillian Black 1 year ago

poor lonely you me and my pillow are mates

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ADHORTATOR 1 year ago

kissing would be more dangerous

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Emily Williams 1 year ago

Damn bears....always trying to shank people....

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Cerys Dunbar 1 year ago

someone make a story out of this

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Susan Westmoreland 1 year ago

Then how can you locate the remote?

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Thegreatcountryofverden 1 year ago

I'm guessing he was in a war in his dream?

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Desiré Yen 1 year ago

Best u ask Pennywise that question!

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Lara B. 1 year ago

Poor you :(

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Cerys Dunbar 1 year ago

but not the ducks???

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1 year ago

you mean the spaghetti-hair-meatballs?

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Lara B. 1 year ago

I know someone who wants to build a wall. The tallest!

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Phoebe Bean 1 year ago

...and "I'm Jon Snow!"

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Lara B. 1 year ago

You're welcome! (for whatever reason...)

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Alia Gail 1 year ago

yep

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Phoebe Bean 1 year ago

What? the Burrito? Nacho Cheese? We'll never know!

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Victoria Rey Piuma 1 year ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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Gillian Black 1 year ago

no the fridge man wants his pennies

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Danny Waller 1 year ago

And he plays D&D

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Agnes Jekyll 1 year ago

lots of legs in his dreams

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1 year ago

You can't keep your turtle on all night!

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Paul Kwon 1 year ago

Hi Hawaii, I'm Dad.

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Gillian Black 1 year ago

down boy down stop playing with the mustard

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Danny Waller 1 year ago

OK, the guy can be a real dick, even in his sleep.

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Anna Brown 1 year ago

back to the clowns are we?

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Thundor Fox 1 year ago

No one actually gets this far to comment anything

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Marnee DeRider 1 year ago

What on earth is this guy seeing? His girlfriend should plug into his head and display the dreams in video.

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mayanaise 1 year ago

lol, i love it all

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Poor unfortunate soul 1 year ago

Maybe because the little fish died :(

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Jason 1 year ago

Genius!

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Danny Waller 1 year ago

Whoever Stole his Dinosaurs !

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ukoms 1 year ago

valid question at any given time

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