When your partner tells you you've been sleep talking, it's as scary as it is intriguing. Did you reveal any secrets? Maybe you came up with the recipe for the elixir of immortality? One guy in Wichita, Kansas is talking so much and so amusingly in his sleep that his girlfriend eventually decided to start tweeting his phrases, and our funny bones can't thank her enough.


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From asking a penguin for his pancakes to revealing that he's Jon Snow in disguise, this guy says so many ridiculously hilarious things, he deserves his own talk show. The Twitter account his girlfriend uses (@Sleep_Sayings) has racked up over 14,000 followers, and it deserves every single one of them. Scroll down to read some of the funniest things his unconscious mind had to say and vote for your favorites!

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Misterscooter 10 months ago

This guy's real dream is to write a sitcom.

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Last2Know 10 months ago

This is sort of genius

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Ok Ha-Neul 10 months ago

wtf? hentai???

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Ok Ha-Neul 10 months ago

get him some pancakes penguin

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silem arod 10 months ago

Either he hates Steve Jobs or he refers to the forbidden apple. Or just the apple hahahahahahaha

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Maike 10 months ago

there must be some ents somewhere

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10 months ago

What did he do to it??

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DaisyAppreciation 10 months ago

Always respect the toilets people

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10 months ago

Blue? Red?

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Socially Awkward 10 months ago

What if the duck doesn't know? Then what?

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