When your partner tells you you've been sleep talking, it's as scary as it is intriguing. Did you reveal any secrets? Maybe you came up with the recipe for the elixir of immortality? One guy in Wichita, Kansas is talking so much and so amusingly in his sleep that his girlfriend eventually decided to start tweeting his phrases, and our funny bones can't thank her enough.

From asking a penguin for his pancakes to revealing that he's Jon Snow in disguise, this guy says so many ridiculously hilarious things, he deserves his own talk show. The Twitter account his girlfriend uses (@Sleep_Sayings) has racked up over 14,000 followers, and it deserves every single one of them. Scroll down to read some of the funniest things his unconscious mind had to say and vote for your favorites!

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silem arod
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Either he hates Steve Jobs or he refers to the forbidden apple. Or just the apple hahahahahahaha

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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

THEY ARENT ACTUALLY FRENCH FRIES THEYRE FROM BELGIUM...that's a thing you now know

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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Things i now know about him 1. He love Teenage mutant ninja turtles 2. He probably got a dog 3. He don't like burritos(?) 4. Lots of imagination :P

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Cerys Dunbar
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the babies are getting you back for nicking their nose

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Gillian Black
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

gotta watch those lobsters i mean have you seen the claw whee

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Thundor Fox
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly, how could you fall asleep in the middle of my lecture on rabbits?

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Gillian Black
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ok I think I can relate to that???????????????????????

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Gillian Black
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ok and the job is bell boy at the local hotel

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Anne Glare
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does that mean you're the princess of shit or just not a very good princess?

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Marnee DeRider
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thanks goodness he's a sleep-talker, not a sleep-walker

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Lara B.
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know someone who wants to build a wall. The tallest!

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