Ladies, let's be real with one another. Whether you're walking down the street, dancing at a bar, or browsing online, creepy people somehow always feel the need to bring their unwanted sexual innuendos into your day. Ignoring the creeps and walking away is one option. Burning them so bad with the best comebacks that they run off crying to tell their mom is another.
With this list, we're giving you an entire arsenal of firepower to whip out the next time that guy you went on one date with suddenly asks for a sexting session. Or that guy you've been 'sort of' texting gets a little sexual predator-y vibe with his emojis. Or that guy you literally just said 'hi' to wants to know what you would do if you were with him right now. These losers aren't very original, are they?
Scroll down to see the comebacks of the century, and don't forget to vote for the ones that you'll be mentally noting for future use if an unexpected sexting message reaches you.
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You Get What You Ask For
Why Would I Do That
Have A Good Day
Where Do You Want It?
Thanks, But No
Here Are Your Nudes
Hi, Trumpet
Practical Comeback
Lame Pickup Lines
Don't Flatter Yourself
The Moon
Funny Comebacks
Revealing Enough?
I used to chat with a guy who also loved exchanging pics, somehow. Once he asked me to show some parts of myself. He asked for "anything" so I sent a pic of my hand. He spent days talking about how perfect my hand is. What a weirdo.
Did You Fall From Heaven?
Just No
Bamboozled
Fav Position
I Told You It's Dark
Ok Cool
Yeah, I really feel like being "okay with dating plus-sized women" would go without saying if she is a large woman you're attempting to date. No need to pat yourself on the back for it.
Do You Know What It Is?
Why Are We In The Kitchen
Funny Comebacks
A Good Looking Couple
A Proper Answer
This is the opposite of the word Sex from a form where smart ass people write "twice a day"...
Amnesia
Pythagoras's Theorem
You've Deflated My Ego
I Bet
Getting My Sleep
Savage Comebacks
Nope, Thanks
Stick To Your Mum
Taking Souls
T.j. Is quite the charmer, huh! Who would hook up with this moron?
You're*
Lacks Dolphins
Nice Observation
Enough Said
Favorite Jokes
Mated To Zaltxabar
How Many Bones?
Funny Women Comebacks
Thoughts On Cannibalism
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15 years old? I wonder how much money he has while still being illegal for sex.
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I'd have to ask why he's wearing my clothes now.. I just washed them, jerk.
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Proving one night of sex can haunt you for the next 18yrs!
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I imagined that last comment in Simon Cowell's voice and his rolling eyes expression
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WHAT???? THAT iS JUsT SOoO DUMB!!! WHYY!??!!? CAn'T YOU AT LEAST START A CONVERSaTiON WITH A GREETING!?!? OR IS THAT THE NEW FoRM OF GREETING THESE DAYS!?!?
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Unfortunately no, it wouldn't lower his testosterone levels and make him less of a dick, but he would HAVE less of a dick!
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I just love when people throw out feeble insults that burn themselves too.
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Actually, this is the first one that made me burst out laughing...glad I made it to the way, way back of this post.
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Hey, he waited until his second line! Some do not seems that chivalrous
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not sure how this is sexting. wildest desire could be anything from bungee jumping to travel the world, or swim with dolphins, and much more.
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Very clever how the third line was 'are you a girl?' An advanced level of logical thinking.
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Why does getting turned down in a very non-insulting way nearly ALWAYS end with "You're a bitch"?
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Psh, that gives him too much credit. Let's go with a small caliber pistol.
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Do these people expect to get anywhere with such forward and unintelligent remarks?
