Ladies, let's be real with one another. Whether you're walking down the street, dancing at a bar, or browsing online, creepy people somehow always feel the need to bring their unwanted sexual innuendos into your day. Ignoring the creeps and walking away is one option. Burning them so bad with the best comebacks that they run off crying to tell their mom is another.

With this list, we're giving you an entire arsenal of firepower to whip out the next time that guy you went on one date with suddenly asks for a sexting session. Or that guy you've been 'sort of' texting gets a little sexual predator-y vibe with his emojis. Or that guy you literally just said 'hi' to wants to know what you would do if you were with him right now. These losers aren't very original, are they?

Scroll down to see the comebacks of the century, and don't forget to vote for the ones that you'll be mentally noting for future use if an unexpected sexting message reaches you.

#1

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Erin Hill 2 years ago

That's mean! Which I love.

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#2

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Sonja Götten 2 years ago

Hahaha!!! So hard :D

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#3

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Imman Khan 2 years ago

Damn, that was a sick burn. This needs more upvotes =D

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#4

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Lara B. 2 years ago

Ouch.

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#5

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Neeraj Jha 2 years ago

That's gotta hurt...

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#6

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Natasha L 2 years ago

Good plan

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#7

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Neeraj Jha 2 years ago

a hairless pussy. Way to go.

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#8

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Erin Hill 2 years ago

Same, sister. Same.

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#9

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Monika Przymuszala 2 years ago

And the 10 points go to the lady!

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#10

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Zori the degu 2 years ago

Ha ha, a solid advice!

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#11

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Erin Hill 2 years ago

This one is quite clever

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#12

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Neeraj Jha 2 years ago

Go Asians!

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#13

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Mimis Nachbarin 2 years ago

I like that one.

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#14

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Lillian Chesak 2 years ago

Solid. Burn.

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#15

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Lara B. 2 years ago

I definitely need to memorise that!

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#16

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EvieNiffler 2 years ago

How mean, why wouldn't he let her kill him for his money?

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#17

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Anna Thouvenin 2 years ago

I used to chat with a guy who also loved exchanging pics, somehow. Once he asked me to show some parts of myself. He asked for "anything" so I sent a pic of my hand. He spent days talking about how perfect my hand is. What a weirdo.

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#18

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Zori the degu 2 years ago

Bad luck, dude. ;)

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#19

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Zori the degu 2 years ago

Short and simple yet perfect reply.

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#20

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Neeraj Jha 2 years ago

I kinda expected picture of an ass the animal. But this beats it. xD

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#21

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Vlad Horobet 2 years ago

Yup, i'd also go with ceo.

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#22

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Lara B. 2 years ago

As you wish...

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#23

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Master Markus 2 years ago

Yeah, I really feel like being "okay with dating plus-sized women" would go without saying if she is a large woman you're attempting to date. No need to pat yourself on the back for it.

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#24

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Lara B. 2 years ago

Obviously he does not.

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#25

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Bender 2 years ago

Haha, guest kitchen. Good reflexes :D

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#26

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Erin Hill 2 years ago

This is legendary.

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#27

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Zori the degu 2 years ago

Indeed.

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#28

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Santino Aznar 2 years ago

Lmaaaaaaaoooooo

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#29

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Neeraj Jha 2 years ago

Apply cold water to the burnt area...

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#30

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Vlad Horobet 2 years ago

This is the opposite of the word Sex from a form where smart ass people write "twice a day"...

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#31

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Nini 2 years ago

Taking roleplay to a whole new level 💕

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#32

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CelSlade 2 years ago

I love this! I much prefer the ones where the girls beat them down with intelligence rather than playing dumb.

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#33

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Monika Przymuszala 2 years ago

At least he admitted the defeat ;)

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#34

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Vlad Horobet 2 years ago

I can hear scooby doo laughing at this one xD

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#35

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Lara B. 2 years ago

Well that escalated quickly.

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#36

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Neeraj Jha 2 years ago

You're ducked!

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#37

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Lara B. 2 years ago

What on earth do people on tinder think, that this is a good line to start a conversation?

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#38

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Phil The Computer 2 years ago

God I love the Japanese keyboard ( ̄∀ ̄)

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#39

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Mark Dickinson 2 years ago

LMAO!!!!

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#40

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Neeraj Jha 2 years ago

That's the most awkward pick up line I have ever come across

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#41

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Friedlander Rosenzweig 2 years ago

T.j. Is quite the charmer, huh! Who would hook up with this moron?

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#42

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Natasha L 2 years ago

Oo yes!

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#43

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Tiny Dynamine 2 years ago

His English is appalling. A mistake in every sentence.

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#44

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Ash 2 years ago

*facepalm*

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#45

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Santino Aznar 2 years ago

Eeeh!?!?!?! What is that? That was an absolute pain to read!

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#46

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CelSlade 2 years ago

needs more upvotes XD

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#47

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Erin Hill 2 years ago

I shall have nightmares about this later

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#48

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Lillian Chesak 2 years ago

The roast is real, people

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#49

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Nini 2 years ago

I just fell in love.

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#50

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Neeraj Jha 2 years ago

He must have extra bones in his head coz bonehead

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#51

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stella 2 years ago

HAHAHHAHAHAHA....I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! !!

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#52

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Vlad Horobet 2 years ago

Hannibal goes on tinder.

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#53

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Santino Aznar 2 years ago

LMAAAO!! I NEED THIS LINE!!!!

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#54

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Tiny Dynamine 2 years ago

15 years old? I wonder how much money he has while still being illegal for sex.

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#55

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Arielle PW 2 years ago

I'd have to ask why he's wearing my clothes now.. I just washed them, jerk.

#56

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Nini 2 years ago

I'd rather be 390 000 000 kilometers away from whoever wants me to sit on their face 😑😑😑

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#57

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Vlad Horobet 2 years ago

" Ha! I knew you took showers naked! You slut! " xD

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#58

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Lara B. 2 years ago

Nice rhyme there, Lady.

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#59

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Lillian Chesak 2 years ago

This man needs ice for his burn

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#60

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Sherri Mantooth Bagwell 2 years ago

Proving one night of sex can haunt you for the next 18yrs!

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#61

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Neeraj Jha 2 years ago

I imagined that last comment in Simon Cowell's voice and his rolling eyes expression

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#62

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David Núñez 2 years ago

right in da heart

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#63

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Santino Aznar 2 years ago

WHAT???? THAT iS JUsT SOoO DUMB!!! WHYY!??!!? CAn'T YOU AT LEAST START A CONVERSaTiON WITH A GREETING!?!? OR IS THAT THE NEW FoRM OF GREETING THESE DAYS!?!?

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#64

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Neeraj Jha 2 years ago

That was a really good one!! xD

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#65

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Mr. Toothless 2 years ago

FEEEEEL DA BUUUUUURN!!

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#66

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Master Markus 2 years ago

Unfortunately no, it wouldn't lower his testosterone levels and make him less of a dick, but he would HAVE less of a dick!

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#68

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Roisin Carey 2 years ago

If you have to keep asking...

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#69

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Phil The Computer 2 years ago

Pangolins have boobs?

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#70

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Nini 2 years ago

Poetry (灬ºωº灬)♡

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#71

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Erin Hill 2 years ago

DAMN

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#72

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Beater Medina 2 years ago

Clever, oh so clever!

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#73

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Friedlander Rosenzweig 2 years ago

Straight and to the point... 🔥!

#74

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Willie D'Kay 2 years ago

I just love when people throw out feeble insults that burn themselves too.

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#75

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Lisa Atchley 2 years ago

Actually, this is the first one that made me burst out laughing...glad I made it to the way, way back of this post.

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#76

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Zenozenobee 2 years ago

Hey, he waited until his second line! Some do not seems that chivalrous

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