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Ladies, let's be real with one another. Whether you're walking down the street, dancing at a bar, or browsing online, creepy people somehow always feel the need to bring their unwanted sexual innuendos into your day. Ignoring the creeps and walking away is one option. Burning them so bad with the best comebacks that they run off crying to tell their mom is another.

With this list, we're giving you an entire arsenal of firepower to whip out the next time that guy you went on one date with suddenly asks for a sexting session. Or that guy you've been 'sort of' texting gets a little sexual predator-y vibe with his emojis. Or that guy you literally just said 'hi' to wants to know what you would do if you were with him right now. These losers aren't very original, are they?

Scroll down to see the comebacks of the century, and don't forget to vote for the ones that you'll be mentally noting for future use if an unexpected sexting message reaches you.

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Revealing Enough?

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Anna Thouvenin
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to chat with a guy who also loved exchanging pics, somehow. Once he asked me to show some parts of myself. He asked for "anything" so I sent a pic of my hand. He spent days talking about how perfect my hand is. What a weirdo.

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Bamboozled

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Ok Cool

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Master Markus
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, I really feel like being "okay with dating plus-sized women" would go without saying if she is a large woman you're attempting to date. No need to pat yourself on the back for it.

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A Good Looking Couple

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Vlad Horobet
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the opposite of the word Sex from a form where smart a*s people write "twice a day"...

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Amnesia

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CelSlade
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love this! I much prefer the ones where the girls beat them down with intelligence rather than playing dumb.

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Lara B.
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What on earth do people on tinder think, that this is a good line to start a conversation?

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Stick To Your Mum

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Lacks Dolphins

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Tiny Dynamine
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

15 years old? I wonder how much money he has while still being illegal for sex.

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Arielle PW
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd have to ask why he's wearing my clothes now.. I just washed them, jerk.

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Nini
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd rather be 390 000 000 kilometers away from whoever wants me to sit on their face 😑😑😑

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Neeraj Jha
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I imagined that last comment in Simon Cowell's voice and his rolling eyes expression

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Santino Aznar
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WHAT???? THAT iS JUsT SOoO DUMB!!! WHYY!??!!? CAn'T YOU AT LEAST START A CONVERSaTiON WITH A GREETING!?!? OR IS THAT THE NEW FoRM OF GREETING THESE DAYS!?!?

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Master Markus
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unfortunately no, it wouldn't lower his testosterone levels and make him less of a d**k, but he would HAVE less of a d**k!

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Lisa Atchley
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, this is the first one that made me burst out laughing...glad I made it to the way, way back of this post.

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Zenozenobee
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, he waited until his second line! Some do not seems that chivalrous

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Christian Sunde
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

not sure how this is sexting. wildest desire could be anything from bungee jumping to travel the world, or swim with dolphins, and much more.

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Lara B.
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First i was really annoyed that someone blackened the most interesting part and i couldn't figure out, what she was telling him. Then I realised I a kinda slow today and of course it is a spoiler...

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Tiny Dynamine
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Very clever how the third line was 'are you a girl?' An advanced level of logical thinking.

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Willie D'Kay
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why does getting turned down in a very non-insulting way nearly ALWAYS end with "You're a b***h"?

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Santino Aznar
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do these people expect to get anywhere with such forward and unintelligent remarks?

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