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150 Times Women Had Absolutely Perfect Comebacks To Creeps
Ladies, let's be real with one another. Whether you're walking down the street, dancing at a bar, or browsing online, creepy people somehow always feel the need to bring their unwanted sexual innuendos into your day. Ignoring the creeps and walking away is one option. Burning them so bad with the best comebacks that they run off crying to tell their mom is another.
With this list, we're giving you an entire arsenal of firepower to whip out the next time that guy you went on one date with suddenly asks for a sexting session. Or that guy you've been 'sort of' texting gets a little sexual predator-y vibe with his emojis. Or that guy you literally just said 'hi' to wants to know what you would do if you were with him right now. These losers aren't very original, are they?
Scroll down to see the comebacks of the century, and don't forget to vote for the ones that you'll be mentally noting for future use if an unexpected sexting message reaches you.
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You Get What You Ask For
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Why Would I Do That
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Have A Good Day
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Thanks, But No
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Here Are Your Nudes
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Hi, Trumpet
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Practical Comeback
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Don't Flatter Yourself
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The Moon
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Revealing Enough?
Anna Thouvenin 9 years ago
I used to chat with a guy who also loved exchanging pics, somehow. Once he asked me to show some parts of myself. He asked for "anything" so I sent a pic of my hand. He spent days talking about how perfect my hand is. What a weirdo.
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Did You Fall From Heaven?
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Just No
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Bamboozled
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Fav Position
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Ok Cool
Master Markus 9 years ago
Yeah, I really feel like being "okay with dating plus-sized women" would go without saying if she is a large woman you're attempting to date. No need to pat yourself on the back for it.
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Do You Know What It Is?
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Why Are We In The Kitchen
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A Good Looking Couple
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A Proper Answer
Vlad Horobet 9 years ago
This is the opposite of the word Sex from a form where smart a*s people write "twice a day"...
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Amnesia
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Pythagoras's Theorem
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You've Deflated My Ego
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I Bet
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Getting My Sleep
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Nope, Thanks
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Stick To Your Mum
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Taking Souls
Friedlander Rosenzweig 9 years ago
T.j. Is quite the charmer, huh! Who would hook up with this moron?
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You're*
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Lacks Dolphins
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Nice Observation
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Enough Said
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Favorite Jokes
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How Many Bones?
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Thoughts On Cannibalism
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Tiny Dynamine 9 years ago
15 years old? I wonder how much money he has while still being illegal for sex.
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Arielle PW 9 years ago
I'd have to ask why he's wearing my clothes now.. I just washed them, jerk.
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Sherri Mantooth Bagwell 9 years ago
Proving one night of sex can haunt you for the next 18yrs!
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Neeraj Jha 9 years ago
I imagined that last comment in Simon Cowell's voice and his rolling eyes expression
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Santino Aznar 9 years ago
WHAT???? THAT iS JUsT SOoO DUMB!!! WHYY!??!!? CAn'T YOU AT LEAST START A CONVERSaTiON WITH A GREETING!?!? OR IS THAT THE NEW FoRM OF GREETING THESE DAYS!?!?
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Master Markus 9 years ago
Unfortunately no, it wouldn't lower his testosterone levels and make him less of a d**k, but he would HAVE less of a d**k!
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Willie D'Kay 9 years ago
I just love when people throw out feeble insults that burn themselves too.
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Lisa Atchley 9 years ago
Actually, this is the first one that made me burst out laughing...glad I made it to the way, way back of this post.
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Zenozenobee 9 years ago
Hey, he waited until his second line! Some do not seems that chivalrous
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Christian Sunde 9 years ago
not sure how this is sexting. wildest desire could be anything from bungee jumping to travel the world, or swim with dolphins, and much more.
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Tiny Dynamine 9 years ago
Very clever how the third line was 'are you a girl?' An advanced level of logical thinking.
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Willie D'Kay 9 years ago
Why does getting turned down in a very non-insulting way nearly ALWAYS end with "You're a b***h"?
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Willie D'Kay 9 years ago
Psh, that gives him too much credit. Let's go with a small caliber pistol.
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Santino Aznar 9 years ago
Do these people expect to get anywhere with such forward and unintelligent remarks?
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Tanya Kysel'ova 9 years ago
this is soo irritating to hear of wet staff in between the talk of long working day when u r heck soo tired and let it know to a person. really. he tried to be nice but at once like "I am nice! Pay me off! Get wet for me!". If he were cleverer, he would understand that she didn't like him from the beginning, for a woman never replies like that to a person she likes. In this case we see why)
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Willie D'Kay 9 years ago
I always wondered where the logic of slang such as "horny" originated from. It just seems to have no connection or relevance.
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Adriana E. Henricy 9 years ago
that question makes so little sense. Like, is there a guide for it? LEVEL 1: kissing, LEVEL 2: missionary, etc etc???
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Willie D'Kay 9 years ago
While his requirement isn't unreasonable, being clean can't be the only reason to love to be her boyfriend. And what has he even said about himself and what he brings to the table? It's not often I hear someone say "riddled with". I love it.
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Willie D'Kay 9 years ago
The saddest part of this for me is that it looks like he already has a girlfriend in his picture.
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M O'Connell 9 years ago
If you had the Chipotle first, it would certainly make things more interesting, lol.
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Santino Aznar 9 years ago
Damn, whyyyyyy. That's just sooo stupid. Talking like that and if she doesn't respond the way you want her to, you say something insulting.
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Joseph Bills 8 years ago
Oh come one, this one was actually kinda clever, not overtly creepy, and self-aware at how terrible most pick up lines are.
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Santino Aznar 9 years ago
Why do people talk like this? It doesn't sound cool, isn't correct, and isn't even hot. Why? Baby is not a word to end all sentences with!
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Willie D'Kay 9 years ago
What lies do they teach you boys when they separate the boys from the girls to go have their different health classes? Most of us of the female persuasion don't care that much about size. It's the skills that pay the bills.
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Willie D'Kay 9 years ago
The word cleavage made me think that the word cleave is a contronym that means to separate and to put together. Yeah, just going off on weird tangents like some of these smart girls.
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Lianita Tugotone 9 years ago
Hey don't judge the guy, it is not his fault. His parents are obviously siblings.
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Mark Dickinson 9 years ago
My sister once had a creep like this on her Tinder. She asked for him to send her a pic. He did. She replied "Here's a picture of a Boob" and sent his picture back to him.
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Willie D'Kay 9 years ago
As long as she's not eating Doritos in bed. All that powder and crumbs would be a nightmare. Other than that, her priorities are spot on.
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Willie D'Kay 9 years ago
But what if they were equally epic like pictures of kittens playing table tennis????
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Claire Cover 7 years ago
Have him buy you a bra then dump him cause bras are flipping expensive!
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Willie D'Kay 9 years ago
I was going to say a working woman IS super sexy but then I thought, why is she making personal texts on company time?
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What do you think ?
Tiny Dynamine 9 years ago
It always shocks me at how socially inept anyone can be. Have these people no insight into the working of human interaction?
Tiny Dynamine 9 years ago
It always shocks me at how socially inept anyone can be. Have these people no insight into the working of human interaction?
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